/brit/

wait why is a canadian making the /brit/ thread?

>>69082077
https://twitter.com/ayelenaaa_x

love actually almost finished

feel a bit sad about that

>>69082129
shh let him feel important

arguing on /v/ lads

i dont even know anything about videogames

Fuck!

/rant

ahh yes

ahhhh

ahhhhhh yes

>>69082139
link thread will join in :^)

Happy Boxing Day lads. How's it foing?

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ah yes

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Enjoying time off wagies?

>>69082139
that's more then they do

>>69082169
Would like to say thanks for giving Mass last night lad

Was lovely

What the fuck is the point of all of these new apartments if you need a £50k salary to afford renting one

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cock in hand watching the latest Lauren Southern video

>foing
fafafafafa

>>69082177
>gay sex is natural

hmmmmmmmmm

In a war between the forces of Trump and Putin against China, the Tory govt would side with China. That's how much they hate Russia.

>>69082184
It is right to give me thanks and praise.

No problem, will do it again for Easter methinks

>calling St. Stephen's Day 'Boxing Day'

literally can't unsheathe this katana fast enough

>>69082169
fuck the flow

>>69082187
property developers are dumb

>>69082199
nice

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so beautiful x

>>69082199
New Infowars out?

>>69082181
there are literal wagies in /brit/
RIGHT
NOW

Boxing day? Sounds gay

>>69082234
Haha. How's it fucking?

>>69082215
Can you do a Latin Mass?

this may be me last christmas lads

if I don't get into grad school next year it's the rope for me

>>69082208
Russia is kike central desu

>>69082204
so's leukemia

>>69082249
not fucking well thanks

>>69082208
they would have no choice

we are US's bitch

>>69082258
No its not you complete fucking idiot

>>69082204
Well it is.

>>69082115
try live chat

watching love actually i can see why so many lads have the wrong idea about women

lmao

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rasheed

>>69082243
She actually is beautiful though

Credit where credit is due

>>69082263
alri schlomo

watching the golden one

if george michael died of something not embarrassing like cancer and not aids or drug overdose they would have said

>>69082251
I certainly can. All the resources are on the 'rld 'de 'b

>>69082261
Oo-er! What troubles you

business idea: buy £150 worth of beer/spirits on amazon

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>yanks crying about being recorded

hilarious

Is there such a thing as British Traditional music?

is anyone really pissed off by the snoopers charter

>>69082314
God you're thick

>>69082314
grime

>>69082296
They won't know until the post mortem.

>>69082328
I'm not God m8

>>69082316
yeah but the EU May and made it illegal for the time being (obviously they're still doing it)

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need a Muslim gf desu

>>69082293
All Jews left Russia during Stalin
They are the only reason Russia is so hated in the media

Descendants of Russian Jews in america weren't content with installing communism, they STILL shit all over Russia, even that Danish Jewish cunt shits on Russia when he has the chance

>>69082199
funny how he's a legitimate successful chef unlike all the other more respected 'youtube food reviewers' who are just random NEET fat-arses who record themselves eating cheeseburgers in their cars

>>69082334
alaska is woke as fuck

Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling are the best actors under 40.

Prove me wrong.

>>69082353
Except a lot or even most of the richest in Russia are jews

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>>69082077
try keep it SOMEWHAT relevant to the British Isles when starting this thread, Pierre André de la Croix.

>>69082360
Alright mate, calm down? Want to shag him or something?

>>69082296
told you lad he got bummed to death by elton

>>69082353
Twat
Moscow is the overflowing with Jews and has been for centuries

>>69082347
the lib dems are the only ones opposing it

labour say they don like it but are abstaining
if they dont like it they should have voted against it

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>>69082349
grim

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>>69082349
>tfw you could have gotten one
>tfw she basically did everything short of actually asking you out
>tfw you did nothing

Jaden Smith is the best actor under 20

prove me wrong

>>69082366
oops

got a box of wine gums for christmas

quite chuffed

you have to take joy in the simple things

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the absolute state of pre-Haussmann Paris

>Finish work at 9, having had nothing since breakfast
>Head up to Gran's
>No food left
>Head out to pub afterwards
>Have 4 pints

Absolutely pished lads. Can normally handle a decent 8 or 9 pints til I end up like this but the old
>not having anything to eat
puts a fair accelerator on it

>>69082398
trusting in Govt nowadays is pointless

>>69082353
Like Abramovich?

Idiot.

Ta mo chleamhnas deanta o athru areir
S'ni mo na go dtaithnioonn an bhean liom fein
Ach fagfaidh me I mo dhiaidh i
'gus imeoidh me liom fein
Ar fud na gcoillte craobhach

>>69082406
You don't need dem girls in your life bro they want something in return, probably wanted to convert you into an ISIS sleeper cell or something

>>69082406
Ouch la'

>>69082372
>British isles
>from an IRISH flag

REEEE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute

British Irish isles

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got my brain buzzing

>>69082334
>Nebraska: Pepe meme
>Alaska: Pizzagate
classic flyovers

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>69082378
>calm down?

was that meant as a question or a suggestion?

>>69082423

what pub is open on christmas on a sunday?

>>69082406
the average muslim woman past the age of 25 is a fat blob though

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>>69082437
I'm a human not a Brit

>>69082444
I'm asking if you want to calm down lad, you seem a bit horny. Just making an embarrassment out of yourself

>>69082415
Mum got me a nice stripy top and it was well nice

>>69082334
>washington
>x-files reboot
made me smile

>>69082424
i cant believe i voted conservative i just didnt want ed miliband in charge

>>69082453
>Most pubs are open on a Sunday
>A fair chunk of pubs are open on Christmas evening

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>>69082372
>British Isles

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>>69082411

>>69082488

bit degenerate that

no such thing would be allowed in norn iron

Gib youth back

>>69082477
I don't think anyone would blame you

>>69082430
>>69082458
I was 16 though and she was from a wealthy area and spoke with a more regional accent than me. Literally had it all and I threw ignored it.

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>work tomorrow

dire situation lads

>>69082437
If any of those nobeds so much as touched my bag I'd spark the lot of em out one by one and set fire to their dwelling the fucking greedy paki cunts, thoughts?

>>69082437
damn, the raccoons queued

>>69082498
Nothing wrong with hitting the pub on xmas evening lad

t. north of Ireland

>>69082498
my local was open 11 until 2

>>69082530

Really? cause I watched a programme about how folk were trying to keep sunday a day of rest in NI

>>69082498
rasheed

drinking is an important part of anglo culture

all those couples on love actually

and im still alone aha

fuck sakes having a nose bleed

these threads sure have went down a notch since I was last here.

Turns out...

>>69082567
Stop picking your nose then, runt rubbish

Shiuil mise thoir agus shiuil mise thiar.
Shiuil mise corcaigh 'gus sraide bh'l'ath cliath
Ach samhail de mo chailin deas ni fhaca mise riamh.
'si an bhean dubh a dhfhag mo chroi craite
>>69082554
Aye Sunday they all shut early for Evening Mass, Christmas day they're closed all day till about 7 iirc

>>69082567
remember to grip from the bottom

>>69082554
trying

>>69082563
Same

>>69082576
i've enjoyed the slow paced christmas /brit/

tomorrow the normaltons will be back

>>69082563
:| :( :_( so sad

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>/fa/ doesn't know who neymar is
creasing rn

>anglo culture

Ha the yank avtually posts a good joke

>>69082604
Who's neymar? Ney more? Geordie bloke?

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>>69082567
>mfw I pick my nose all the time and don't get bleeds
Get on my level.

>>69082610
Maith phoist

>>69082604
neymar is only recognisable with the cucked up hair

>>69082601
I'm a normalton and going out boxing day :^)

>>69082618
>>69082580
I didn't even pick it

>>69082462
guess I am feeling a bit frisky despite the 20 or so wanks I've had today

like this girl lads

how do i go about getting her number if i dont have fb

oh she also likes my mate but my mate dont like her so he said its fair game

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F

>>69082353
>All Jews left Russia during Stalin
ты єcи́ нeпpoхoдимый дýpeнь.
«Zhirinovsky was born in Almaty, the capital of the Kazakh Soviet Socialist Republic, modern-day Kazakhstan. His father, Volf Isaakovich Eidelshtein (or Wolf Andreyevich Eidelshtein), was a Polish Jew, and his mother, Alexandra Pavlovna (née Makarova), was of Russian background.[6][7][8][9] His paternal grandfather was a wealthy industrialist from Kostopil,[10] who owned the largest timber factory in (what is now) Ukraine and was head of the Jewish community.[11] His grandfather's factory today has an income of $32 million a year, and over the years Zhirinovsky has demanded successive Ukrainian governments return it to him.[12]

Four of Zhirinovsky's relatives had been killed during the Holocaust. Zhirinovsky's parents split while he was still an infant. Abandoning the family, Zhirinovsky's father, Wolf Eidelshtein, emigrated to Israel in 1949 (together with his new wife Bella and his brother), where he worked as an agronomist in Tel Aviv. Zhirinovsky's father was a member of the right-wing nationalist Herut party in Israel, and died in 1983 when he was run over by a bus near Dizengoff Street in Tel Aviv.[10] Zhirinovsky did not find out the details of his father's life in Israel until many years later, or even that he had died.[10][11] Zhirinovsky himself is an Orthodox Christian.[13]»

There are others, it's just that he was the first one to my mind apart from Chelski Abram.

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>Irish culture

Literally just "the english are responsible for all our problems that we caused"

>>69082630
oh well i hope you enjoy yourself

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me on christmas day

me on new years eve

>>69082642
Ask

>>69082563
first my girlfriend said she wanted to spend her life with me and start a life together

then she dumped me and said she never really loved me

>>69082498
Alcohol's haram isn't it?

Fuck off

cant sleep

>>69082640
You must be low-test then

>>69082669
clown'll eat me

https://www.fb.com/118653815216859/videos/258764481205791/

ah yes london

>>69082665
same

ex btw

>>69082661
why do weebs always like the shittiest animaze?

>>69082669
Shag your girlfriend. It'll knacker you out.

>>69082669
Why you trying to sleep at 2 in the afternoon haha? Haha

felt like billy no mates earlier when i texted my friend and got no reply but then discovered i had sent it to his american number what am i like aha x

>>69082673
lol

>>69082642
t. Me 4 weeks ago
Just flirt with her for a bit when you see her (hopefully before your mate does), then ask if she wants to head out sometime (drinks, dinner or a film. Pick one and offer it) then if she says aye just say "no bother, give us your number sure and ill drop ye a text"
Or your regional equivalent

>>69082668

calm yourself nigel

was referring to the fact that in Christianity people are supposed to rest on Sunday, to keep it holy.

nothing to do with alcohol

>>69082648
a gross simplification, that's just the 'tards who bang on the worldwank all day and support Celtic.

>>69082675
At least she's talking English

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>>69082675
>tfw I will never want to go to London again because it's fucking full of scummy mudshits now

>>69082677
it was more than a month ago

im over her
its the betrayal that still hurts

i asked her how long she felt that way and she said months, i dont get why she dragged it out and lied to me

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rip george michael

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>>69082648
There's no such thing as Irish cultu-

>>69082701
>replying to anglo bait
>absolving the anglo of any wrong doing
>insulting your fellow countrymen in the process
Jackeen

>>69082713
:(

>>69082702
Is that what you pakis call English?

>>69082661
imagine having this sort of money
>ywn be an elite weeb

>>69082671
how?

>>69082694
alri lad cheers

listen to Eminem lads

:)

>>69082675
>full of mudshits
>one of the most expensive places to live on earth

The mind boggles

anyone here remember the cuckio meme?

Do Canadians watch the Queen's speech?

>>69082711
also i only recently found out hiv is in her family

>>69082763
rude

you should be listening to george michael out of respect

>>69082722
The literal definition of a over compensating manlet.

>>69082771
no

>>69082757
No bother lad, i got the girl btw, last 3 weeks have been absolutely amazing

Will say a wee prayer for you to be blessed with the same joy

>>69082700
>the fact that in Christianity
You're forgetting that the world round "religious" people aren't religious

Ireland 100 years ago had a staggeringly high alcoholism rate (literally, the majority of males) while being one of the most conservatively Catholic countries in the world

>>69082771
Why, yes!

haha lets just spam twitter nobodies constantly lmao

>>69082790
lovely stuff

hope you have a chilled boxing day x

whats the 'british dream'?

>>69082798
*posts your twitter*

>>69082760
Put this on /pol/ so they can ruin her life please x
>>69082780
Yeah but he's in peak physical form, rich as fuck, world famous, and would knock you out easy

>>69082771
I saw the end of it

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Reminder the celtic cross was around before christianity but christcucks stole it

>>69082428
pogue mahone

>>69082812
He'd do nothing

>>69082820
Good lad

>>69082806
For all argentinians to be killed

>>69082806
jjb manager and live in a barret house driving an audi

>>69082776

don't even know who that is desu

i AM only 19 after all

>>69082838
bit rude imo

>>69082806
Beat the argies at anything

The post about birdcucks was very funny

>>69082806
to live a peaceful life in a nice quaint rural cottage away from taxes and non-whites like yourself

>>69082722
Mad how young he looks here
Foightin is really taking it's toll on him
>>69082824
Explain

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>PLEASE DISABLE ADBLOCK! OUR REVENUE COMES FROM ADS! WE CAN'T PAY SERVER COSTS!
>Oh, well, ok
>*disable*
>ATTENTION YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW LOCKED BECAUSE IT HAS A VIRUS. YOU MUST WIRE US 1000 RUBLES FOR A MICROSOFT TECHNICIAN TO UNLOCK IT

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this is the undisputed GOAT cereal

>>69082806
there isn't a british dream because we're not asleep

>>69082771

it's broadcast live on most of our news stations and on some radio broadcasts too

>>69082848
>i AM only 19 after all
bet your bumhole is proper tight like

>>69082827
pog mo thòin

>>69082827
Bit rude and not even spelled correctly

That you Pat Mustard?

>>69082872

when will they learn? xd

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work in the morning lads

>people born in 1999 will be 18 next years

fuck sake lads

its all going to shit

>make a song called last christmas
>die on christmas day
>it literally was his last christmas

Like pottery

best skrillex album?

>>69082864
if a site makes no revenue other than through advertisement then clearly they are not providing a service that is worth money or they would be charging for it directly
don't even humour them about ads unless they really are safe and unobtrusive

Do I go out thinking

A) I want to pull a woman
B) I want to have craic with the lads (not sure on this sometimes the lads humour is too inside jokey and I'm not the sort who gets invited to group chats
C) Sit like an autist with a pint and chat with fellow autist about life, philosophy, history, life problems, etc
D) stay at home

>>69082889
thóin*
Mon lad

>>69082872
>fairly tall girl
>uses high heels
the guy is probably 180cm

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>>69082907
why can't people just stop being born

>>69082909
Paycheck probably went in and he started going on a mad sesh like youngin

>>69082925
B

>>69082863
not much to explain
celtic cross was an irish pagan symbol
christians used it and said it was also a christian symbol so they could convert us

Has there ever been a CEO/Manager under 6'2?

>>69082925
A and B horse

Don't go staring at every lass like a sperg though, if one catches your eye then go for it, if not, then God has other plans for ye that night

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(´・ω・｀)
My body was totally limp, I couldn't move a centimeter, when from my bottom, I felt something penetrating it's way inside, and making it deeper, and steeper. I felt a repeated thrusting coming from my backside, and then a sudden warmth had came onto me.
When I regained some small control over my body, I thought to push out of his hold, but I actully pushed my hips back at his, and as he imposes his menacing figure over my pathetic and useless body and as I felt him thrusting into my bottom draw, imposing and menacingly, My mind was already loosen up to my highest degree, I could not stand another session of more passionate acts of love, He knows.
And in response to his moves, I tried and signaling him that I wanted to change position, he moved my light body into a backward cowgirl style. I felt as if I was jumping in the skies, with each new thrust I flew away in a soggy manner. When he knew I was at my limit he released me from his hold, while he stood up, his crotch against my face, he cummed into my mouth, the sweet and acid flavor of his spunk and its strong smell was relaxative. But he wasn't ready to let free of me, I was at my limit, but he wanted more, I had to put up again, for him.
This time I was thrown in the bed, and he comes closer to me, on top of the covers, he takes my legs apart and starts fingering my ass, I am a bit closer to my personal heaven, my dude notices my enthusiasm, and plows his already stiff cock into my asshole. He, on top of me, blasting in and out my backdoor, but he comes closer to me, his lips closer to mine, and there he went, into my mouth intertwining his tongue with mine, he is being a dominant muscle beast on me, a poor lamb sacrificed to this graceful creature. He pulls out of my face, leaving me wanting more of him, his mouth goes in direction for my nipples, as he sucks on them I'm left disappointed since his spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak, he falls asleep, he is so self-satisfied.

>>69082955
Yeah me, 6'3" here

The chubby girl in love actually was deadly like

Fuck

>>69082955
my dad is and he is 6'
cuckerberg is 5'7

Managed to hold off for a year but getting the urge to speak to my ex lads

Just ask her what she's up to now that sort of stuff

lads remember, in the end none of the matters. so don't be too disheartened if life isn't exactly as you'd like it to be. just do whatever.

>>69082948
I'm well aware of knotted rings being an Irish symbol, never seen them used as alongside a cross in any pre-christian works

Have ye a source?

>>69082948
>christians used it and said it was also a christian symbol
they did this with literally everything

>The Celtic cross is a form of Christian cross

>>69082925
B and then progress to A if possible

http://www.strawpoll.me/11956304
http://www.strawpoll.me/11956304
http://www.strawpoll.me/11956304

>voting for anything besides porridge
is there a bigger runt red flag?

>>69082964
Howling, do you have a disability or something?

-2-2x=

>>69082925
c is actually the most enjoyable but its hard to accomplish

>>69082960
didn't read this

>>69082955
bill gates

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>69082976
I still speak to my ex somewhat regularly

which is weird because when I met her she said she always cuts off contact completely lol

Has there ever been a well-proportioned man over 6'2" not on steroids?

>>69082976

can't you just look at her fb to the same effect?

>>69082967
>deadly like
D O N E G A L
O
N
E
G
A
L

>>69083015
Me mate.....

did you know being tall is a sign of high testosterone?

might stick king Kong on the box browse brit and drift off

what'd you reckon?

>>69082948
did they just take the sun's symbol and add it to the (already existent) cross?

A few goals for /brit/ next year

we're all doing nofap
we're all getting wives (not gfs, wives)
we're all getting American or German cars

Right...

Which one of you voted for coco pops

>>69083030
hmm why is he over 6'2 then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0

>>69083030
Yeah so is a beard, but loads of hipster leftie cunts have them

It's not definitive you low test twat

>>69083019
Deleted her yonks ago. don't think I can see much any more

>>69083009
See I had the opposite situation. She always stayed in contact with hers but we cut everything completely

>>69082983
get woke ya fuckin nerd

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dude modern buildings lmao

>>69083056
Probably got more testosterone than you manlet lel kek xD

>>69082987
>they
Rasheed
>>69083063
Why don't ye lick me tangy ballbag ye fucking jackeen bastard

it's proven that men 6'2" and up have cocks over 7 inches

Ah yes the architecture autist

>>69083056
now that's a virginwalk

>>69083020
>>69082967
B E L F A S T
T
7

>>69082992
>accidentally voted Frosties

JUST

>>69083082
I can concur with this statement, I am a manlet with a 4 inch penis erect and have sucked thousands of 6'2+ dudes off with 7 inch dicks

>it's another manlet/lanklet battle episode
why does this one keep cropping up? we all know it's better to be taller so there's not a lot to argue about

we never have these battles about being smart/dumb or good looking/ugly so why the fuck is this one such a big thing?

>>69082926
*garçon*

>>69083073
Still better than 70's architecture

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is this true? I've been short changed

>>69083102
this is true

i'm 6'4 with an 8 inch dick and i've been sucked off by plenty of manlets, no homo of course

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>>69083105
alright, lets settle it

>>69083082
im 6'2'' and ive only got a 6 incher

why are lanklets so obsessed with their height? its like they need constant validation just to get by

howling

fucking lanklets

>not being at least 6'5"

Runts remember girls that are 6' will be taller than you in heels

no happenings today eh? strange that, /pol/ was making big predictions

>>69083105
>we all know it's better to be taller
It isn't though, I don't get this meme

>>69083050
>nofap
meme
>marriage
giga-meme
>American-Euro cars
ok
I hate jap cars but love jap bikes

>be lanklet
>try to do literally anything
>fall over
>break forearm
LMAO

>>69083150
Calm down mate we actually don't care, it's just a bit of banter with the lads *scruffs your hair* now fetch me a pint before I fucking batter you outside, little midget cunt

>tfw 6'7
fucking small cock manlets lmao I'm fucking jacked 300k a year ceo and bitches on my dick everywhere

>>69083158
>implying george michael dying isn't the biggest happening all year

>>69083158
George Michael died and a Russia military plane went down

anyone else watching king kong

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George Michael is dead. How are you coping up brits?
"Last christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away"

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>>69083136
Pushing it lads.

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why yes I do want to live by a runway

>>69083124
you better have said no homo before you let their lips touch your dick lad, otherwise that would be gay as fuck

>>69083192
Show us a picture of your Finnish mother, bet she has beautiful blue eyes I can stroke my pipe over

>>69083192
I never cared about him

bye

>>69083160
mate you're in fucking denial

and this is from a 5'9 manlet

>>69083173
>be lanklet
>walk through a door
>whack your head off the frame
>ruins your already ugly face
ha

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r8 me and my gf

What are your thoughts on these absolute mincing arsehounds they have nowadays?

>>69083155
What makes you think I want to get with Brienne of fucking Tarth?

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>>69082988
dúirt é agam tar éis an gCásca, amadán sasanach.

>>69083226
>tip toeing

fucking manlet

>>69083223
>be short
>when girls are obsessing over tall guys you're sitting there red faced
>do daily stretches in the mirror
>super self concious, always mentally sizing yourself up, get a boner when you're taller than another bloke

must suck to be a low self esteem, depressed shorty

>>69083226
he could do better considering how much he makes

>>69083226
wtf go lift bro you flabby piece of shit

>>69083215
Not really, tall people are obsessed with height because they're insecure as fuck.

It's a hell of a lot easier to show my gains so anyone under 6ft can be shagging 10/10s while the lanklet wank themselves off in their bedrooms.

>>69083158

there was going to be one in melbz but the police stopped it

>be an insecure manlet
>lie about your height on an anonymous board
>don't feel any better

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>just had a wee
>there was glitter under my foreskin
>I'm not even a bender (honest)
Merry Christmas

>>69083283
nice bait lad

>>69083288
police hate banter

>>69083309
>foreskin
haram

>>69083312
Butthurt lanklet detected.

I'm a malnourished 3 inch dick short Irishman and i blame the Brits because we were tall before the great famine

hello

i am 180 cm tall

that is all

>>69083270
Girls normally only obsess over FIT tall blokes, and the majority of lanklets are skeletal

But if i do see a 6'2 lad who's built like a Berlin lorry then I'd respect him for his dedication desu

eating cheese, crackers and guacamole again sweeties xxx

any good porn vids i can stroke myself to?

>>69083242

Just saying runt this is something you may have to deal with. What if Maria sharapova or Stacy kiebler is around

>>69083283
are you memeing? I can't tell

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>>69083325

I am 5 feet and 1 inch tall.

>>69083347
what about 6'4 built like a brick shithouse?

>>69083271
Not sure how you can do better than a 10/10

>being over 18 and drinking cider

smdh lads ngl

>>69083373
start shagging traps

5'8 and built like a brick shithouse being transported in a berlin lorry

>>69083330
speak for yourself
Im 6'2

hahaha get fucked george you massive poofter
>he won't release an appalling xmas single EVER AGAIN
halle fucking lujah!

>>69082727
there ARE some real green rorkes here, just like England has its 'tards' minds warped by extreme nationalism. A fool is a fool, regardless of nationality, but yeah, right, I got baited.

5 foot 9 is the radical centrist's height

>tfw I will never get to visit the countryside of England because I'm scared of flying

>10/10
your virginity is showing
theres no such thing as a 10/10, no human is perfect

>>69083350
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5822322fad7e1&t=190

>>69083371
Even more respect

Takes a lot of calories and a lot of lifting and time

But if that's his whole personality then I'll just banter him to oblivion infront of her

worried I might have incorrectly measured my knob the last time is checked

got my ruler out and will give it another try in a bit hopefully just to confirm

>>69083422
i am perfect

so you are wrong

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>>69083438
Oh yeah?
*unsheathes katana*

>>69083423
GODDAMNIT I CANT FUCKIONG WANK

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>>69083438
God has sent his son again, halleluja!