/brit/

karen

high school
college
university

this is correct

willy

got no time for yanks

Cara is ugly as fuck and so is maisie.

George Michael fucking bossed 1984 Christmas.

willy is over 6 inches

anyone else?

>>69080690
Junior school
Middle school
High school
University

>>69080667
always do a think about the hat museum when i go past it on the train

anyone been?

>>69080667
as yes the world famous hat museum

I have a season pass

>>69080616
>>read a book
i can barely think straight enough to continue shitposting

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my dreams used to be about stories and adventures
now they're about trying to be normal and having a stable life beyond my bedroom

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Asuka.

>>69080721
6.5 reporting
Hurts the gf if i go balls deep, but does fine the rest of the time

Quite happy

>>69080737
my dreams are still about stories and adventures, sometimes sex and sex adventures

>>69080721
yes

stratford is alright

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what did he mean by this?

do you think he's been on the brandy?

>>69080721
no haha

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didn't get the gf a christmas present now she's not replying to my texts

>>69080730
went there on a school trip as a kid

quite boring, the underground air raid shelters in stockport are bretty cool though

willy is 5inches

I'm also a 'gin

when will le 2016 end? XDD

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What a shitty year

how does your life get into that much of a state you end up with 0 friends?

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>Be Prime Minister
>spend your time pissing about going to your sister's Christmas shows and trying to shag Downing Street staff
>create poor relations with America because he was scared of getting cucked by the President

why the fuck was he elected

so a childhood buddy of mine sent me a friend request on fb the other day. he's got a qt wife, loving parents, and a nice house. And then I cry for a little bit.

>>69080778
Retard

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me the bird

>>69080794
whew he's just a ginge
good thing he's not a virgin or else we'd have a problem

>>69080746
What about girth?

Im 6.5 as well but 5 inches girth, they say girth matters more

>>69080794
5.5 here haha dicklet
severe fordyce spots tho
also an 'irgin

>>69080723
what kind of runtlyfe do you live where middle school was a thing?

>>69080810
at least it's been entertaining as an outsider

>>69080815
an actual good post.

>>69080814
i dunno

i used to have a few but we all kind of drifted apart for one reason or another

anyone else watching love actually?

this american bird is fit

his sister married a black guy tho. so i've got that on him

>>69080814
its actually really quite easy

only literal leftists dislike trump

>>69080835
No idea how you'd even measure girth, nor do i care enough to do it

Would say it's fairly girthy, makes for an aesthetic willy without being too chubby looking

>>69080814
I usually just stop replying to people

>>69080810
what's wrong with it?
I think its been solid and next year looks even better

no idea the queen was married to Charles Dance

>>69080837
Etobicoke

big fan of when stacey from gavin and stacey gets her baps out in love actually

>>69080848
the slut in the devil dress is nicer tbf.

>>69080871
LMAO
runt ground zero

alright lads happy christmas 2015

can't wait for us to stay in the EU and for Hillary to become president

>>69080815
>tfw no Natalie gf

>>69080864
Just wrap a measuring tape around your willy and measure its circumference

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stockport viaduct is one of the modern wonders of the world

>>69080862
be anti-establishment
dislike trump but agree with his stance on deleting corruption

Eastenders was utter tripe this year apart from Lee getting arrested an max coming back

>there are literal Rasheed's in the thread RIGHT NOW not watching Love Actually

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>tfw to intelligent too be british

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDo6TUaHYhRjQ

Want to be a nationalist/Patriot because I don't really like foreigners but then i realise I hate loads of Brits too

Quite a conundrum

>>69080906
has to be fabric one, dont wanna cut ur willy with a metal edge

>>69080919
I don't watch TV

>>69080872
don't remember m8

>>69080896
Umm...not really sweetie

>>69080922
she stuff that shit

>>69080923
Yeah but do you hate British culture?
Cause I do

>>69080923
would help if you wernt a paki

>190kg runt still hasn't fucked off
really cooks the almonds

>>69080941
how's getting spit-roasted by West Toronto and Mississauga?

>>69080922
utterly unnecessary

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>>69080922
Wrong song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDo6TUaHYhRjQ&v=o6TUaHYhRjQ

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/brit/core

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We are all the same

>>69080961
speak welsh everywhere except online
don't respond in english when retard chavs ask me stupid questions
it's like being chinese, I'm free to insult anglomonkeys as often as I want and they think I'm fucking arabic lmaaaooo

The maritimes power rankings

Quebec >>> newfoundland >>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>69081015
>Loveless

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>>69081026
suspension of disbelief isn't enough

>>69081015
bit one dimensional

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>>69080907
l a r g e s t
b r i c k
s t r u c t u r e
i n
b r i t a i n

>>69081007

>anon can you rubbed sun cream on my-BRRRAAAPPPPPPP oops! teehee!

>>69081035
Good lad
Is there a derogatory term for the English in Welsh?

boxing day choon i reckon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vJEb6lVE

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If the Gubermint came to you and paid you to install a digital microphone in your living room that was backed up forever people would lose their shit.

But some PRISM-enabled corporation charges people to do the same and everyone's all like "Take my money!!"

>>69081026
howling

>>69081007
*pppppPPPPRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

>>69081042
actual power ranking
newfoundland > maritime bits of QC > PEI > new brunswick > n*va sc*tia

shan't be reading anything about canada

dad burst into my room earlier drunk out of his mind and started throwing darts at me (didn't even know we had a dartboard) and screaming 'ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEIIIIGGHHHHTTYY' and muttering something about the 'purple horse cartoon' I watch

>kind of suspect he's disappointed in me

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>>69081026
>>69081049
>>69081076
Christ alive!

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fuck christmas

jesus was the bernie sanders of his time

>>69080668
I like how they talk about what his comments mean without ever fully quoting him. It means they can lie their ass off and get away with it because it's all inference and they never have to show the reader the original quote, which isn't anything like that.

>>69080992
I dont live there anymore but Etobicoke was max comfy. Don't know what you're going on about

>>69081063
alri grandad
fucking ANCIENT choon
get with the times coffin dodger

right the welsh have gone too far this time

>>69081062
saesneg and sais are the word for english and it works pretty well as it is
in regards to slang I don't really know or use any

>>69081070
Amazon don't want to do anything to me for having all that info but sell me stuff.

>>69081070
marketing is everything

Reminder to all freedom fighters out there

gas the americans

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>>69081084

>>69080690
primary school
secondary school
university

>>69081026
>Nobody is born racist

think my back teeth are finally getting cavities
about time to be h they've put up with some abuse

Wham!

>>69081095
>he hasn't heard that retro is not-cool-cool again

what role will you play in the race war?

I will play the movie screener

>>69081084
>life of a brony

>>69081106
they also want petabytes and petabytes of training data for their AWS machine learning toolkits.

rekcon this'll be played tomorrow as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIS8RhU8JQE

*calls 999*
got a nasty case of UNBASHED BOLLOCKS operator
please hook me up with one of those giant clamps firefighters use to get the roof off crashed cars

>>69081026
>>69081049
>>69081076
>>69081085
>>69081121

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1to215MbsIv

>be a freedom fighter
>hate americans

yodeling at this flawed logic

>>69081148
blonde haired blue eyed white female inseminator

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>>69081159
>Gay grime shit

>>69081148

drummer boy

>>69081148
the little white boy

last christmas, I gave you a (You)

>>69081167
>america
>free

aha good one lad good one did you get that in a cracker or something?

>>69081148
Cis White Male #4

just listened to the new kkb album it was actually good lads

Colin cucking America

good on him

>>69081167
americans are about as free as my left foot

>>69081186
but the very next day i took your potato away

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need some post christmas thinspo

george michael? don't know him

don't trust people with two first names

is this what its like to be a brit in america?

>>69081148
Scout desu

Got the perfect build for it

>>69081214
t. thad jr

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Budapešt Parádé 2004; boshing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX1hED9nuAI
https://www.discogs.com/Various-Budapest-Par%C3%A1d%C3%A9-2004/release/390034
>>69081159
DJ Target had a good few guests' mixes y'night.

>>69081221
When I was in America no one gave a flying shit I was British.

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>>69081207

>>69081221
Nah, times have moved on since then, more like a Jamal in Sweden.

>>69081241
did he

i'll give em a listen

>>69081206
xD

>>69081241
BIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

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enjoying some honey ham and cheesy taters for dindins lads

>>69081214
his real greek name is beyond pronouncibility in fairness

>>69081248
literally me

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>>69081106
O i am laffin

>>69081248
NEED to be a cute trap boyfriend

>>69081266
:)

>>69081259
Caring about celebrities has got to be the runties of """"hobbies"""""""

>>69081214
He's the star of Arrested Development

A a o a a o a a o a a o a a o

2017 will be different, I will be a different man.

In fact I won't even be a man anymore, I will be a GOD

>>69081248
got an erection reading this

>>69081259
>boy george

lol

did AJ Tracey drop a new track today

>>69081070
but amazon is just a really convenient company, they sell everything!

the government just wants to invade our privacy and put us all in jail

>>69081288
>>69081259
Boy george isnt dead

hello

>>69081245
im probably spending a night in dallas on my way to belize, i presume ill just be sworn at

>>69081325
CUNT

>>69081259
creasing

>>69081325
WANK

>>69081325
potato shagger

>>69081325
TWAT

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>>69081286
>"boyfriend"
Aus-anon, that's not how the game works.

>>69081245

did they ask you where you were from?

one time i was at a bar waiting to get a drink and a guy came up behind me and asked "are you in the queue, mate?" i thought to myself, "mate? here we go"
i asked him where he was from and he said the UK. asked him which part, he said liverpool. i said to him "i didnt know scousers received enough benefits to go on a big holiday to america"

>>69081325
friend

Andrew Lincoln's career was going into the shit until Walking Dead

fucking RADA wanker

tbf the first scene in star trek(2009) is really good

rest of the movie is shit though

>>69081353
NEED to be a cute trap girlfriend?

What I ordered for the chrimbo night takeaway:

Sauce, BBQ
Hashbrown
Twisty Curly Fries Box
Chicken Cheese Fries
Crunch Nugget Meal, 09 Pieces
+ Large fries
Vimto, 0.33L
3x Mozzarella Sticks (2)
2x Chicken Strips
4 Pieces Spicy Wings
Mini Strip Burger
Lolipop 0.30
Diet Pepsi, 0.33L
Onion Rings (6)
Garlic Bread with Cheese
1 Piece of Crunchy Chicken

>>69081325
Dia duit

I FUCK THE WORLD

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>>69081381
>vimto

>>69081381
you fat bastard

>>69081381
>Diet Pepsi, 0.33L
kek

>>69081363
One girl in a chic-fil-a asked me if I was British, I said yes and she said cool.

Also a black guy told me he was a big Man U fan.

wish thailad was here

>>69081390
The world is 40% male la

Bit gay

need an aussie bf

need some help getting gf 2017

how do you get the so called gf

I'm going to be a different man in 2017.

fug the (you) sound notification is annoying as shit. turning this off

Best gimmick of 2016: pint glass posting

>>69081395
>>69081403
>>69081404
Should have mentioned it's not all for me aha x

Eat my arsehole out, lads.

>>69081431
i gave up and got a bf2016 this year

>>69081431
step 1: CTRL + Q

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>>69081412
>Also a black guy told me he was a big Man U fan.

HAHA the new Dacia ad just played on Sky News and it has 'Another One Bites The Dust' as the theme

>>69081431
Lots of Lynx lad

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ah yes the northern powerhouse

cancel white people
the experiment has gone too far

>>69081451
Nah. London Borough of... was the patrician gimmick of 2016.

>>69081451
it was alri

JKJSKJASKJAKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJSKSJAKJSAKJASKJASKAJS

PIRAAAAAATEEEEEE

this song is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yapajCdZnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yapajCdZnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yapajCdZnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yapajCdZnjs

>>69081381
how much does it cost?

>>69081469
innovation is such a buzzword

Want to do a wank but im stuck at my grandma's house lads. Don't think it's possible to be more frustrated

>>69081497
argentina hasn't been the same since the falklands
poor guys lost their marbles

cows produce the most milk whilst listening to everybody hurts

>>69081469

All I want is no more fucking cycle lands

What are your new years resolutions lads?
Don't just give me funny and epic memejokes, let's face it you need to turn your life around.

being prime minister looks quite comfy

>>69081560
turn my life around

>>69081566
more like prime cunt LMAO

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really like this gif so i am posting it

>>69081560

go to church eeeevery week

>>69081532
in the spare room of my uncle's house and planning a wank desu

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>>69081511
>i wish a little bit taller
>i can't even get a date

>>69081560
join marines
get gf
dont kill myself

>>69081515
£18.30

>>69081592
that's a nice gif

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>>69081276
>"unpronounceable"
nay, that's chinese or other non-european languages.

Γιώργος-Κυριάkος Παναγιώτου
/jo:rɣɔs kyriakɔs panajo:tu/

I get centrist on every political test I take

hmm

>>69081592
>gif

fuck off

>>69081560
turn my life around

Theory: bisexuality is what made the ancient empires and civilizations strong, and the downfall of christendom in the west will lead to a new strong great western civilization

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>>69081604
tnx

>>69081602
oh good god that's too much

5'9
6.5x5
4 women
No gf

>>69081560
time travel to stop trump from getting elected

so really it's an old year resolution!

>>69081560
stop trying to actively kill myself whenever I'm alone, my house is pretty much babyproofed now because of it
get over my anxiety/get a job
block out the voices
if that doesn't work then I hope I'll get the chance to die without being cucked by passerbys again

>>69081618
STOP POSTING THIS RIGHT NOW

>>69081592
I highly regret catching feels from this all those years ago

Best Charles Dickens' novel, lads?

>>69081662

Bleak House

>>69081660
i haven't watched it

is it worth watching?

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on the bus

>>69081662
great expectations

I'm going to make 2017 my fucking whore, 2017 will be terrified of me

>>69081662
there's no apostrophe there you spacker

>>69081662
Macbeth

>>69081677
would give her a proper root

>>69081662
Big Friendly Giant

>>69081378
now you're on the money.

>>69081697
newfags piss me off especially when they tripcode

>>69081635
You sound like a mong who has no concept of takeaway pricing or portion sizes

>>69081560
Want to save about 15k and shag are lass

>>69081677
disgusting

>dieting after Christmas

makes a lot more sense to do it in the 2 months before Christmas. works for me every year. don't have to worry about eating/drinking too much over the holidays

>>69081662
wind in the willows

thinking of giving the gf the ol' lickeroo next time I see her lads

any tips? never done it before

>>69081662
Great Expectations'

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

>>69081736
girls love it when you slip a finger into their butt unexpectedly

>>69081736
don't knacker your jaw

>>69081560
get my career sorted desu

>>69081768
r/im14andthisisdeep

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>sharing a thread with a pedo

>>69081736
aim for the right areas

>>69081736
just go to town on it with your tongue lad
suck her cunt and also penetrate with your tongue like it's your willy

>>69081736
nibble the clit and then chomp like it's one of those sausages from porknbeans tins

>>69081736
Slow at first
Work the clit with your tongue and slowly slip a finger or two in her box
Don't blast her though, keep a good steady pace

DO NOT SUCK THE CLIT

>>69081768

holy... I want more

>>69081797
why did you post this

>>69081792
Who?

>>69081732
This gimmick has already been done. It was kind of funny the first time. You just look like a johnny-come-lately tit who cannot think for himself.

You should probably kill yourself.

shan't be replying to any aussies in this thread

>>69081785
>>69081815
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Sex is actually about love though

Can we all agree that dating a sex worker is basically ideal?
Sometimes I feel like I could only have a real honest relationship with a woman who was getting plenty of dick and cash without me. Otherwise she's just using you for your sex and/or money.

>>69081805
Are you STUPID in the FACE

>>69081838
Fuck off yank

>>69081797
>hillington

I live near there

haha

>>69081736
spell out the alphabet on her clit with your tongue

>>69081835
christmas is ruined

hello does natalie live here?

https://twitter.com/TLBWriters/status/707892408911007744

>>69081736
>any tips

Yeah, don't pay attention to anything anyone on here says.

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>>69081850

>>69081832
Jersey poster is either the pedo or the sheik is hiding his (legit, medically diagnosed) autism

>i'm a mong
>for not knowing takeaway pricing

wew

>>69081736
spell out the alphabet on her clit with a fountain pen

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32456853.html

doing a buy

>>69081835
oh my diddy

>>69081811
>DO NOT SUCK THE CLIT
y not

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>honey ham
the so-called american “““diet”””, gentlemen.

>>69081874
good post

>>69081850
But, generally, the only people that go out with sex workers are their "pimps". Generally lads without much money and probably not much dick but who're able to emotionally manipulate girls to work for them.

Quick and easy sauce for pasta?

>>69081908
loved those videos
yanks are insane

>>69081895
what
this is like my second time on int

You're a mong for being a tripcunt mong you fucking mong
>>69081907
It is not pleasant
t. Have a gf and several girl-friends

>>69081560
>play piano every day
>stop smoking
>bee more me

>>69081851
women lie about not wanting their clits bitten
it's a psychological thing they do because when you do it, they immediately fall in love with you due to the amount of endorphins rushed inside their brain from the mind spazzing pleasure

asked my mum for 10g of amber leaf for christmas and the daft bitch got me 12.5g

fucks sake she can't get anything right i hate her

shan't be replying to any brits in this thread

>>69081936
link?

>>69081908
what did he do

>>69081908
>he doesnt like a good honey glazed ham
piss right off 2bh

>>69081945
did it to your mum a few times mate, and your sisters

>>69081908

is that the guy who films people for no reason?

>>69081929
fry some garlic in olive oil
add some herbs

>>69081961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU
kino

>>69081896
Takeaways are probably the most normie thing in Britain

>You're not familiar with takeaways
>Ergo not normie
>Ergo autism

>>69081936
rasheed

>>69081983
yeah. surveillancecameraman

>>69081982
didn't know you posted in /brit/ desu

>>69081315
the point is these companies are government arms in effect and readily give over info anyways

Gimmick:

post rasheed randomly

has me howling

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>>69081995
>giving it (You)s

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>>69081929

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will baneposting still be the hottest meme of 2017?

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>>69082008

thnx

>>69082010
Can your mum stand up yet by the way? Shame she's in that wheelchair, maybe I bit down to hard.

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“Christine Revault d'Allonnes-Bonnefoy” sounds like quite an aristocratic name, for a socialist.
hmmm.

>>69081936
image

>>69081929
Tin of chopped tomatoes in a pan, low heat and mix in a jar of pesto. Probably cost you £1.

If you want a bit more. Fry some onion, mushrooms and garlic then add it to your sauce.

>>69082028
>>69082010
>>69081995
>>69081983
>>69081962
rasheed
>>69081967
>>69081982
>>69082001
>>69082008
>>69082011
rorke

Rahib

>>69081995
>replying to it
hello newlad

Lads
>Callum Scott - Dancing On My Own
Is this song about a gay bender who can't get some bi bender?

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I wish i wish oh indeed I wish I could fuck a pornstar

>>69082034
>tribal tramp stamp

>>69081676
It's absolute runtish pixie dreamgirl fantasy

>>69082071
yes

>>69082066
I'm in both, guess they cancel out then?

>>69082077
>>69082077
>>69082077
>>69082077

n e w

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having a stealth wank

>place an order on amazon yesterday
>find out its deal of the day today and just lost £15
>already preparing dispatch so cant edit it


fucking jew kikes

>>69082035
dolmio goes really well with doritos if you don't have real dip

>>69082054
maw's still dead but at least she's not a cripple now

>>69082115
Order it again and send the first one back.

Simples.

>>69081560
>Stop smoking
>Start cooking my own meals (get far too many deliveries and other than that live on Rustlers or cooking ciabattas with the George Foreman)
>Lose weight
>Try and give less of a fuck
>Take uni seriously
>Get my hole

Probably gonna end up morbidly obese, with COPD, on benzos, failing out my course and properly /r9k/ but wish me luck lads

>>69081995
or maybe I'm a healthy eater?

>>69082178
oh is that how you keep your skeletal figure?