Last Christmas You gave me your heart
But the very next day you passed away
Edition
cara
wonder what poleaboo was doing today
not only is she crying, she is now blasting his music at full volume
>>69078996
How tragic
*yawns*
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>69078928
seriously, why do people get upset when celebrities die
people who follow celebrities are literally the runtiest people going
Older Asuka.
shan't be replying to any aussies
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO GO
Business idea: mindless consumerism in the sales tomoz aha x
RIP George Michael
You had a solid talent show judge career ahead of you...
>>69078996
>more like it was his last christmas, literally :-DDD
lasd grismas i gave u my hard
bud de veri negst dey
u gave id awey
dis yeer to save u from deers
i'll giv id to sumwone speshul, speshul
But now who's gonna dance with me?
>>69079033
shes crying about this singer?
bitches be crazy yo
>>69079043
Because they liked their music/films/books whatever
Not hard to grasp, are you an aspie?
>>69079043
i reckon getting bitter about people having normal human emotions is more runtier.
miss the finn 2bh
and Shane McGowan is still alive...
>>69079043
this desu
can't imagine being that much of a runt
>>69078996
>But the very next day you passed away
ahh, i have some bad news for you aussie
while you may have thought this was a witty pun, it is not 'the next day' in england just yet
sorry
>>69079075
Cringed hard at this tryhard wanker.
>>69079049
>>69079046
What's this from? Concept?
>>69079085
she was mad for him
she also cried when she found out he way gay way back when
Going to be queuing outside the trafford centre at 6am
>>69079090
>>69079095
shouldn't you be watching x factor and having an early night for the boxing day sales you mindless runts
>>69079027
probably being forced by his family to spend as little time as possible in the same room as them for xmas dinner under obligation, before he kicks off a fuss about wanting penis in and around his body then getting curbstoped by his stepdad and spending the rest of the day in his room looking at pictures of tights, blogging and plotting the ways he can commit suicide
>>69079095
>normal human emotions is grieving for someone you dont even know
really makes me think
if you're a fan then fair enough you'll probably be a bit sad
but you're a fucking tard if you dont think all the people who will jump on the wagon are runts
reminder
>>69079033
who
>a joke that's only relevant in aus
can't tell if shite
>>69079136
grow up, edgelord
drank 5 beers yesterday
what am i like haha
>wireless headphones stop working
hey
fuck you too Daddy Crimbo
gonna go leave some flowers at the local glory hole to pay respect lads
>>69079132
Just fanart.
Heard the guy draws lots of pornographic images of 2D women.
Not sure on the sauce unfortunately though.
>>69079098
And Keith Richards
and fucking Chuck Berry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYGb8VHjRI
>All the celebs from the 80s are now reaching the age where their coking and abuse of their body is catching up with them.
>Boomers can't let go of their childhood pop culture just like they can't let go of jobs or houses
>Boomers will literally meme the fuck out of every celeb death from this point on
>This is the new normal
Fav Vaen
>>69079177
Brilliant post
>>69079178
Thought there might actually be information about 4.0 coming out, no such luck I guess.
>>69078996
rot in hell faggot.
>>69079154
me mam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ_p7JendDs
still not sure if this bloke is satirical or not
>>69079162
not being upset about some random cunt people put on a pedestal dying isn't particularly edgy
christmas song power rankings
1. jona lewie - stop the cavalry
2. the pretenders - 2000 miles
3. pogues & kirsty - fairytale of NY
4. whitney - all i want for xmas is you
5. baby its cold outside
power gap
anything else
>>69079150
enjoyed this post, ta x
>>69079104
but he gave me his heart via post and i opened it yesterday on aussie xmas okay thanks bye <3
>coking
>being abuse of their body
no?
Sure is nice seeing the facebook tier posts of people pretending to be moralfaggots after a celeb dies.
You don't really care, neither do the hordes of normies.
David Rockefeller, the most evil man alive, is 101, while humble musician George Michael dies at 53, so sad!
>>69079216
wew
>>69079043
Probably because something they did, like a film they were in, a book they wrote, or a song they sung was part of an eventful and meaningful time in their lives so form an emotional bond with them and their work.
I was genuinely heartbroken when Patrick Moore died as he inspired me to get into Astronomy.
Ah yes muscle spasms.
>>69079229
utterly dreadful
>>69079258
cornish cunt
all villa aren't we lads
>>69079244
many such cases!
>Ah yes muscle spasms.
Think these Matchmakers need putting in the fridge, they're melting and bending like my overwanked penis.
he's got a sticky with last christmas playing on /mu/
>>69079227
You're mad cos people won't miss you when you fuck off. Is that it?
hitting the sack lads
got a good haul of gifts
ate a a heinous amount of turkey and trimmings
ate a heinous amount of pudding
drank a decent amount of good beer
dreank a stupid amount of high end white burgundy
drank a lot of high end cote du rhones
those wines must have been £50/bottle and I drank at least one of each.
also left the card table with a tiny profit hehe
good day tbqh
>>69079258
only one i MIGHT be a bit upset about is david attenborough because there's not really anyone who makes those types of documentaries as well as he does.
Uh oh
https://twitter.com/pastelchalk/status/802695674366136321
watching love actually on the box
>>69079324
no, stop projecting you drone
never had a comedown on coke
dunno what the fuss is about
Watched doctor who this year for the first time in ages and it was FUCKING shit
1. waitresses - christmas wrapping
2. chris de burgh - a spaceman came travelling
3. i forget but its like a 70's tune with a generic name like "merry christmas" thats semi-normie but doesn't get played that much
4. mud - itl be lonely this christmas
power gap
9001. stop the cavalry
9002. fairytale of new york
power gap
9000000001. normie shit
power gap
900000000000000000001. wizard
>always assumed Andy Sirkis was of Greek descent
>he's actually Iraqi of Armenian descent
things you learn
have the commieslags reacted to george michael or are they getting shagged right now
>>Ah yes muscle spasms.
always got george michael and boy george confused
Here's to another year of dead famous people
>>69079279
I'm a Northern monkey, m8. Or a Cod Head as people from Whitby are known as.
>>69079324
> U MAD BRO?
> NO ONE WIL MISS U WEN U DIE XDD
these are the types of people who care about celeb' deaths
>>69078996
literally who
>>69079354
>stop the cavalry isn't number 1
post instantly disregarded
>>69079227
yeah he's not a "random cunt" though is he, he's been world famous for over 30 years and sold 100 million albums
you must be about 17
>>69079337
Me too
Literally nothing else on, has Christmas to always been this shit?
>>69079359
>christmas day
>commieslags not getting shagged right now
oh boy, dont you feel stupid
Did anyone watch Katie Price on Celebrity Catchphrase
I fucking hate her
Step mum's entire family were over for Christmas dinner
Stayed in my room for 4 hours before just leaving and going to the empty park to listen to choons
>>69079396
lefty bollocks desu
i've got a muscle that'll spasm inside your arsehole
>>69079375
they die literally every year. what the hell is going on?!?!
>>69079344
You're the one projecting, you edgy little pleb. There's a clear reason why you're angry at this.
>>69079346
same but I just stopped doing it after doing it every night for 3 weeks and I'm having withdrawals, which just involve me being pissed off at everyone and everything
>>69079415
need to experience that first-hand
>>69079357
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sargsyan
it's basically smith
>>69079357
also, his original Armenian name was Sarkeesian! must be Anita's long lost uncle or some shit haha
smoked some weed and snorted shit loads of poppers last night lads
>>69079434
no, THIS year is different!
2016 is objectively the WORST year in history!!
@69079382
Yet you care enough to constantly shitpost about the celebs death.
How fucking daft are you?
/brit/ has some pretty shite music taste
prove me wrong
what did boy george die of?
seems a bit sudden
thread has become very uncomfy since george michaels death :x
>>69079460
>the armenian language is just U's and Double U's
really need some tips on gf 2017
>tfw spent the entire day sober
>tfw still sober
about to fucking crack lads
Why do people get mad that other people are sad about something? It doesn't affect your life.
>>69079407
I don't hate her. I hate that showbiz actively encourages these fucking talentless dumbfuck cretins.
>>69079490
the gay
>>69079487
>prove me wrong
likes the smiths
there ya go, proved you wrong
>>69079501
b urself
>>69079497
yeh his death has made some bitter edgelords angry for some reason
>>69079478
>avoiding giving out (You)'s so theres less chance of him replying
poor show you scared little runt
>>69079501
be good looking and confident
why do people get irked that people get mad at things when others are sad?
To the great nation, to the people of our country, and humanity,
Many of you have known the writer of this letter to be faithful, honest, caring for others, wise, of sound judgment, just, decisive, careful with the wealth of the people and the state ... and that his heart is big enough to embrace all without discrimination.
You have known your brother and leader very well and he never bowed to the despots and, in accordance with the wishes of those who loved him, remained a sword and a banner.
Here, I offer my soul to God as a sacrifice, and if He wants, He will send it to heaven with the martyrs, or, He will postpone that ... so let us be patient and depend on Him against the unjust nations.
Remember that God has enabled you to become an example of love, forgiveness and brotherly coexistence ... I call on you not to hate, because hate does not leave a space for a person to be fair and it makes you blind and closes all doors of thinking and keeps away one from balanced thinking and making the right choice.
I also call on you not to hate the peoples of the other countries that attacked us and differentiate between the decision-makers and peoples. Anyone who repents – whether in Iraq or abroad – you must forgive him.
You should know that among the aggressors, there are people who support your struggle against the invaders, and some of them volunteered for the legal defence of prisoners, including Saddam Hussein ... some of these people wept profusely when they said goodbye to me.
Dear faithful people, I say goodbye to you, but I will be with the merciful God who helps those who take refuge in him and who will never disappoint any faithful, honest believer ... God is Great ... God is great ... Long live our nation ... Long live our great struggling people ... Long live Iraq, long live Iraq ... Long live Palestine ... Long live jihad and the mujahedeen.
Saddam Hussein President and Commander in Chief of the Iraqi Mujahed Armed Forces
>>69079501
does it feel like a girl is showing signs of interest?
then talk to them about some shit for a bit in person or on facebook or whatever
then ask them out for a drink or somet cool and chill when it feels right in ur gut
>but how do i get girls to show si--
self-improvement
RIP
>>69079547
sad people are annoying
people that pretend to be sad are even more annoying
>>69079559
paki
oh the song i was forgetting was ‘I Believe in Father Christmas’ – Greg Lake
might have to put that number 1 actually
GOAT CHRISTMAS BANGER ALERT
https://youtu.be/62rmjtZdCv8
GOAT CHRISTMAS BANGER ALERT
>posting about anything other than George Michael
fuck off you rasheed.
Watch the Grinch with the 'mily
>>69079533
they secretly like him but they're repressing the emotion and trapping their feelings for george michael is making them angry
>>69079535
I don't give Aussies (You)s on principal. Everyone else, yeah. Not Aussies.
kek Sankey's are opening a club in fucking Romford
that's gonna be awful
going to cry A LOT when morrissey dies
don't engage it lads
>>69079333
>david attenborough because there's not really anyone who makes those types of documentaries as well as he does.
Did you not see Planet Earth II
It's very obvious he now takes an extremely back seat role. He's essentially just a voice-over guy and has nothing to do with production at this stage.
Just put a last christmas joke on facebook and the likes are piling up haha.
RIP and stuff too x
>>69079624
>principal
FOY
HE
thought i had a little poo in the chamber but not one but two thick stools came out. really nice result desu.
an organism on a rock orbiting a star died? wow
reckon it as aids
>>69079624
>yeah
FOY
>>69079559
only read the first and last line xxx
>>69079577
google translated the filename
"untitled"
not sure what I expected tbqh
>>69079648
must be getting old i dont give a shit about likes anymore, i feel less depressed as well
>>69079648
Not funny, delete it lad
>>69079533
They're angry cos when they finally pluck up the courage to stick their head in the oven. Not a single person will shed a tear.
>>69079639
he hasnt had anything to do with production for 20 years
>>69079639
maybe something to do with the fact that he's fucking 90
nature shows without him in it are automatically way shittier
>>69079501
if you don't lift, start now (no, not in January, tomorrow).
>>69079639
yeah its not like he's fucking 90 years old or anything...
i still haven't been through all my presents from 2015 fuck sake
>>69079629
same tbqh
sad even thinking about it
>>69079679
>>69079655
Fucking state of these runts.
>>69079669
that's your christmas present from the god of fibre
>lifting meme
laff my tits off at you poor sods
>>69079728
>2015
we're still in 2012 mate
really struggling with life ha
shit paying job and im almost 21 oh well boxing day tomorrow
>>69079678
same 2bhwy
>>69079559
shan't (read: shall not) be reading a single line.
Is itv entirely funded by the sofa industry?
2017 in 3 minutes lads
How did the "Shan't be X" gimmick begin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsyHQgiem8c
goat
>tfw too intelligent to read books
>>69079758
>shan't (read:....
can anyone tell me what came after this? it's where I stopped reading x
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
>>69079783
anything can be a gimmick if you spam it enough
Big fan of corsets all of a sudden.
Not on fat slags though.
Fucking hate fatties.
>>69079791
iktf
>>69079791
I can't read paperback anymore, it hurts my neck and my back gets stiff really quickly
>tfw can pleb that can only lying down with a kindle
>>69079678
GM? I'd be very surprised seeing how hard it is being a celeb and keeping an illness under wraps in the modern age.
>>69079783
it evolved from the not opening any links pasta.
people just took the gist of the pasta and applied to everything
>>69079559
Post this in 4 days when it's actually 10 years from his execution
Crazy to think about it
decent wage of a 21 year old?
Last post of Xmas 2016 lads aha
>>69079849
60k
haha
Why do people just ignore the tripfags all the time?
>>69079849
24k
>>69079841
love lying in bed in my nightie to read the kindle with the lights off
happy boxing day lads
>>69079849
at least 60k, 90k if you're in london
mm
>>69079863
no this is
>>69079849
if you don't make at least 75k at 21 you're a failure
the alt-rightfu
>>69079876
Don't acknowledge them.
nob smells like cheddar
>>69079888
off by a second
George Michael died of bender related aids didn't he?
I'm irrationally angry at everyone in this thread
Reckon young uns ITT really getting riled up because they don't even know he was. Just imagine one of your hentai "artists" or grime "musicians" dying and you might be able to relate.
People born after 92 shouldn't be allowed on here desu
Rip in peace George Michael bluth
>>69079908
£75k at 21. Ha, you fucking peasant.
>>69079787
want to do a breastfeed
>watching black mirror Christmas episode
>the cute white girl goes for a small dicked ASIAN man
Doesn't make sense lads
>>69079240
alri lisicki calm down
>>69079886
it's comfy af but it's the only way I can read now
>>69079926
my bumhole smells like cheese. is this normal?
>>69079888
Excellent post
morissey is next desu
>>69079956
>he got his mum to buy him a pass for christmas
nah.
>>69079920
>takes pictures of self in gym
binned at the speed of light.
>>69079876
I automatically filter them
reading books on tape
to smart for writings
happy new year lads!
>people born after 1992 don't know who wham were and don't know the song last Christmas
Absolute drooling mong of a spacker
>>69079976
i havent seen my mum in years and she lives in another country so nice try, its my money
>>69079959
Probably not lad
>>69079978
alri Cassanova
>>69079999
stop replying to virgins
HES NEXT
I will be devastated when Hawking dies
he's one of the most incredible people to ever live
>tfw no qt clumsy Portuguese gf
lads, what happened? was he ill? aids? overdose?
>>69080018
i got quads though so it was worth it
>>69079999
must be a pretty shit feel to have a mum who doesn't love you. soz lad.
>>69079939
Do you actually die of AIDS? I thought it simply made you more susceptible to illnesses like pneumonia, which causes people to actually die.
it would've been funnier if it was posted 2 minutes earlier :/
wait a fucking second
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE
>There are lads going to bed tonight without a heated blanket
Honestly lads it changed my life
>>69079999
noice numbers lad
>>69080019
redpill: blair infected michael with AIDS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2796541.stm
1. last christmas
2. driving home for christmas
3. let it snow
4. it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
5. fairytale of new york
>>69080037
it always is
people dont die of aids these days though right? i thought medication was pretty advanced
>>69080063
lovely post x
reckon he got bummed to death by elton
alright lads christmas is over clear out
pack everything away till next year
>>69080020
neils bohr was better
>>69080046
youre right but in that circumstance you can still argue that AIDS killed you since you wouldn't have died from that illness without aids
couldn't care less if a celeb' died, there's plenty more out there so i'm not really sure why people "care", it's not like they personally knew them.
>>69080063
>1. last christmas
shit
>2. driving home for christmas
shit
>3. let it snow
hat
>4. it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
ok
>5. fairytale of new york
overplayed
>>69080063
where the fuck is
Stay Another Day?
errrmm sorry but bowie/crosby little drummer boy is the only decent christmas song
2000 miles is the most underrated xmas song
George Michael (PBUH)
>>69080063
scumbag
maggot
cheap lousy faggot
>>69080082
no they die from opportunistic conditions that arise from being immunocompromised, getting full blown aids is rare unless youre ignoring it
Fairytale of new york is the top Chrissy song because the pogues supported the 'ra desu
just smoked a bowl lads ask me anything
I'm going to take acid and wander the jurassic coast on new years for the 3rd year running
the actual patrician christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y
all others are inferior
von neumann died far too young.
>>69080127
christmas mubarak brother
Wew lads just overslept since Saturday
When's Christmas?
>>69080161
im doing something like that on NY as well XD
i hear that in spain all of the sexually active women act like penelope cruz
>>69080121
you're mum is overplayed mate
>>69080173
Since 7 minutes ago.
Merry Christmas!
watching cowboy bebop lads
dont really know where id even get the old pills or sniff
>When some privately educated runt tries to relate to me
M8 fuck off, your yearly education fees cost more than my parents salaries combined, don't tell me you "know what it's like to be working class" you posh twat
taking a risk
>>69080208
FOW
>>69080132
no but i mean the meds available stop all that shit from happening.
>>69080208
spike dies
>this absolute runt unironically using since4pass
Will be sad when Trump dies but not care at all when the queen dies next week
I honestly just enjoy going to bed early on NYE and getting up at liek 7 and taking the dog for a walk around a reservoir whilst it's dead and everybody else is sleeping off a hangover.
>>69079597
Rasheed
>>69080218
the meds are to stop you getting full blown aids
any opportunistic conditions are treated as they come but they are what usually kill you
>>69080215
>>69080208
spike dies
if it's not 2012 why even bother
>>69080248
hello
>>69080213
good post
>>69080213
I was privately educated and it cost just over £10k in your money, a year. How can your parents possibly be that poor? Are they alcholics?
>unironically
>Will be sad when Trump dies but not care at all when the queen dies next week
>>69080208
ein dies
>>69080248
so you think he had full blown aids? im surprised he didnt have that under control
lads -- suicide squad or pooicide squad?
shattered but i can't sleep for some reason help
almost 21 and i've fucked one girl had 3 gf's
dont think i'll ever reproduce 2bh
still shan't be replying too any aussies
>>69079939
possibly. modern meds have basically relegated HIV to a 1-pill a day condition you could have for literally decades before your immune system is fully compromised. doubt he'd have hid it if he did though as he'd have had no reason to
>>69080254
ill buy your 4chan pass acount for 10m gp
The second dimensional gf.
>>69080254
i really wish i bought a pass way back desu, cannot believe i was a captcha pleb for so long
need a shit
>>69080296
>has only fucked one (1) third of all gfs he's had
Explain
>>69080296
FONT
>>69080215
sound bet tbqh
might copy you
>>69080314
here take mine
BRRAAAAAAAAAP
>>69080265
Imagine going to a cheap private school
Literally chink/paki tier
Exceptionally glad they kept the grammar schools in my area
>>69080281
no he probably died of pneumonia or cancer maybe or something else like that
>>69080290
watched it last night. wasn't that great 2bh.
jared was a shite joker too. duno why he got so much praise for it.
>>69080314
almost on my 4th shit, I can feel it stirring in my poo gland
>>69080254
yes, good, good
>>69080336
we were both like 12-15 when i had the other 2 gf's ha
>>69080290
harley quinn was really hot in it
but other than that complete shite
YOU'RE A SCUMBAG YOU'RE A FAGGOT
YOU CHEAP LOUSEY MAGGOT
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU ARSEHOLE
LETS HOPE ITS OUR LAST
>>69080367
Yeah, and?
>>69080367
they don't really count hate
>>69080342
That's about average for a private school mate. Not a boarding School obviously, but for a private school, 10 years ago mind, £10k was normal.
>>69080296
Iiterally me
>>69080376
the boys in NYPD choir still singing
"traps are gay"
>>69080380
Not him but I can tell you were a virgin until college or up.
Watford 0 - 0 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 3 - 0 West Brom
Burnley 1 - 1 Middlesbrough
Chelsea 2 - 0 Bournemouth
Leicester 2 - 3 Everton
Man Utd 2 - 1 Sunderland
bit mad how a fart dies soon as it leaves your arse
>>69080052
It's fucking boiling outside fuk me
>>69079515
i hate how she and other people think getting your tits out qualifies you as a celebrity
lemme hear dem (you)s lads
>>69080436
where you at? it's 10C here
>>69080440
it appears it does
>>69080440
>Jersey
very nice
when are the 2016 gimmick awards lads?
can I RSVP?
>>69080452
UK you moron
>>69080446
merry christmas
here's a (you)
Christmas (PBUH) is coming to an end
>>69080452
10 is so hot
got my window wide open and naked still too warm
>>69080409
there isn't even any such thing as the 'NYPD Choir' haha. the guys in the video were just some random pissheads from a nearby bar they dressed up and posed as them to suit the lyrics
>>69080417
Yeah nah m8
>college
FOY
>>69080052
dont wanna get electrocuted in my sleep
>not following your own advice
lmao
got a small willy
>>69080446
>not using Tomorrow theme
its like you want eye cancer
mum was involved in a house fire involving an electric blanket
>>69080508
Yeah mate.
>FOY
what?
>>69080505
There's literally an NYPD choir you spacker
Who do you think plays all the bagpipes and sings when an officer is killed in the line of duty
>>69080482
haha cause the entirety of britain has the same temperature
fuck off m8 you know what I meant
>>69080493
I'm near the sea so I've got a breeze keeping me cool, feels good
>>69080505
didn't know that, p interesting tbqh
>back at work on Friday
>no friends
>no gf
>literally nothing to do until then
>>69080424
how the fuck did Burnley even make it to the PL?
how is it you get into such a state you have no friends
>>69080534
New cunt
mum might have bowel cancer
new thread when
>>69080452
Yorkshire and am melting.
>>69080487
thanks bud!
>>69080569
through the power of memes
>>69080581
high school
college
university
>>69080549
read a book and smoke a joint
honestly dislike chads
>>69080424
Swansea 3 - 0 West Ham
>>69080569
le well organised high workrate good english lads
>>69080615
>>69080518
bit of a wrongun you
>>69080546
>Who do you think plays all the bagpipes
do you even know what a choir is?
found out my family are incredibly redpilled tonight, based.
>>69080668
more mainstream media bullshit
won't be reading a single word
>>69080615
>high school
FOY
>>69080668
>ever trusting Americans
LOL
you're as bad as the Chinese
>>69080616
>read a book
i can barely think straight enough to continue shitposting
>>69080635
Fuck off Bob
>>69080580
i dunno
i used to have a few but we all kind of drifted apart for one reason or another
>>69080686
wow you're fucking stupid choirs can and do use instruments