/brit/

karen

bed time lads

yorkshire is such a fucking meme identity

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>if I grow a beard it looks like de Gea's

got drunk
fell asleep for an hour
now im awake still pissed with a hangover

just tried re-watching the sex tape me and the ex made but it was a bit too post-apocalyptic for my liking

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i often stare at images of truly handsome men and wish i was them so i could have sex with women

>>69077161
harry redknapp

>>69077169
sheed

who here /team moose/ ?

>getting laid is easy tho

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>>69077175

great post

>>69077136
nn x

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>size of texas: 268,597 mi2
>population of texas: 26.96 million

>size of great britain: 94,058 mi2
>population of the UK: 64.1 million

>>69077177
i often stare at images of truly handsome men and wish i was a woman so i could have sex with them

>>69077216
soonish
need to clean teethies and take clothies off

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>>69077208
HOWLING

>its a Dr Who episode where the girl has a black/paki bf

>>69077199
it is though

Yorkshire? Wheres that? Oh right you mean "Greater Wakefield"

>>69077224
bit gay

whats your primary motivation in life lads?

for me its unironically the upcoming class war

>>69077217

England is almost exactly the size of Alabama

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>>69077224
I do this too, I self insert as the girl in porn too

>>69077239
great post

>>69077248
race war

gonna go on reddit and post some erotica bye ye talentless cunts and hoppe you have a gf by next xmas

>>69077224
i used to do that but then i had sex with a man and it wasn't that good 2bh

>>69077232
well hurry up. will kick off big time if you're still here in 5 minutes.

>>69077248
to maximise my comfy lifestyle

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

i could kill all of you by typing one thing into my command prompt

>>69077248
me?
taking it easy

>>69077248
owning a zr1 or some other tidy sports car that i can drive down the motorway at 200mph in and 'cide with

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>>69077248
The great beta uprising.

Filthy normies are going to get it.

does the UK have dunkin donuts

they have good coffee desu

>>69077248
don't have one

>>69077327
are you depressed?

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>>69077256
>I self insert as the girl in porn too

You're basically gay.

>be me
>discover porn
>cant watch anything with a dick in it
>start watching sex not lesbian porn
>start watching blowjob porn
>start watching HD POV blowjob porn
>start self inserting as the girl
>imagine how fun it would be she looks like she's having a blast
>this all happened within 2 or 3 years of starting to watch porn and it turned me full blown gay and now im a little cumslut femboy

Think porn is a jewish plant tbqh.

>tfw found out the so called parents are having a boxing day party
>tfw last year I got caught here and ended up having to entertain lazy people's kids while the parents got drunk then got volunteered to drive them home
>tfw all my m8s are busy today

hmmmmmm wtf do I do lads

>>69077218
this picture just made me realize i want to become a dentist


thank you so much anon, youve inspired me

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

>>69077358
Its jaw surgery you melt

>>69077339
probably

don't care enough to go to my GP and get diagnosed

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>>69077092
What's wrong with based De Gea, you damn britbongs?

Happy Boxing Day lads. How's it foing?

>>69077256
I have bad news for you

>>69077347
I went through that phase too, that's all it is. A phase.

>>69077347
I'd still shag a bird though, I haven't turned into a little sissyboi

>>69077366
Thats the same guy?

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your dick out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to nut on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>69077275
it's not for everyone but its pretty great personally

>>69077377

it's a spee meme

everyone loves de gea

>>69077406
yes that's the point of the photo

>>69077280
done x

still gonna post here until i pass out though

>>69077399
>mfw figured out i was gay at 17
>mfw that was 4 years ago now
>in a relationship for 2 years
>wear a collar and girls clothes around the house and exclusive call my bf daddy when we're alone

Doubful

>>69077415
the first few times it was good 2bh, but then i got an anal fissure when he was fucking me and it was the worst thing ever for the next month

never done it again 2bh, put me right off

no idea how poofs can have an anal fissure and then go back to anal sex

>>69077403
I'd shag a bird too if I get the chance

>>69077438
How was christmas mr seax

>>69077377
he nicks donuts from tesco

>>69077458
umm... pictures? x

>>69077248
sitting round waiting to die and go to hell

no rush to get there even though my life is a bit shit

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>watching britcops
>cops come across some guy living in a dinghy on the thames
>he sleeps with a screwdriver under his pillow
>this is apparently illegal

lolwut? the fuck kind of sense does that even make?

>>69077434
WOW

>>69077458
just a little bit gay

THERE'S A CLUB IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO

YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU

SO YOU GO, AND YOU STAND ON YOUR OWN

AND YOU LEAVE ON YOUR OWN, AND YOU GO HOME AND CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE

>>69077458
I used to do all of that including the cross dressing but not for two years, was like 9 months then I realised I wasn't gay.

Glad I never told my parents 2bh.

>>69077476
was alri
just sat around whilst the senpai watched shite tv
the usual innit

now i've gotta suffer until new years eve with them

>>69077224
super gay

>>69077458
sad state of affairs

my penis is currently very very hard and by my reckoning a female would have a nice time bouncing around on top of it

>>69077458
cute

swear i'm not gay but when i'm drunk i really want to have sex with a man idk why though

WHEN YOU SAY "ITS" GONNA HAPPEN NOW

WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?

YOU SEE I'VE ALREADY WAITED TOO LONG

AND ALL MY IS GONE

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>>69077358
I am actually studying dentistry, want to become a maxillofacial surgeon

Pic related unironically inspired me

George Michaels dead lads

>>69077500
love the smiths

>>69077410
A gaze into the human psyche

>>69077513
Nice same haha wasn't my family hahahaha fucking senile retads hahahhahahahhahahahahhhhhhaaha
Merry christmas

>show black men with white women on tv as these happy ultra caring relationships
>irl my cousin in law got knocked up by a black who left a year latter and ended up with life in prison for robbery/murder

gets me thinking

>>69077534
*nods his head in agreement*

>>69077534
>by my reckoning a female would have a nice time bouncing around on top of it
*checks your working and answer*

oh dear...looks like you made a big mistake....

GEORGE MICHAEL IS DEAD

George Michael passed away lads

Fucks sake

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>>69077529
IDK anon I'm pretty happy. We have a good life and you'd never peg me for a faggot outside the bedroom. Just a normal young guy who drinks too much and works too little.

>>69077458
I want to wear girls clothes and get fucked in the arse but I'm scared.

>>69077508
post legs

>>69077560
bloody hell

>>69077554
do you guys need the medical degree as well as dentistry to do maxfacs? that's what you need to do here so everyone is old af getting into it haha

>>69077496
He's an electrician

had a feeling a big celebrity was going to die today desu

post slags

>>69077248

finding the truth by taking psychedelic drugs

>>69077575
hoho merry christmas to you too

>all these celebrities literally dropping dead

Very suspicious

Probably refused to sign some contract

fuck george michael bent cunt

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rest in peace sweet prince

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

>>69077605
No, I'm not a poof mate.

lmfao imagine dying on christmas day

twat

>obsessing over celebrities

hmm can anyone smell calcium

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>>69077604
Won't lie anon it's gunna hurt but when you get into it you'll be screaming harder daddy, guiding his hand round your throat and begging to be spanked in no time. It's VERY fun to let go like that just don't mix your degeneracy with other forms, and stay away from drugs.

>>69077560
Fucking hell 2016s a bit mental innit haha

>mfw they tried to kill Carrie Fisher but she survived

nice try Greenberg

>>69077660

Looks like it was his last christmas

shaking me bum to george michael aha x

>passed away peacefully
>age 53

how does this happen

dying at 53 isn't passing away its just dying

literally don't even know who george michael is apart from his name

couldn't name you a single film he was in

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>>69077614
No idea, I think here you just specialise into it but it's practically like doing another degree with the time it takes.

I WANT to become a maxillofacial surgeon, it would be amazing to transform people's lives, but honestly I'm so lazy and irresponsible that even right at this moment I'm not studying when I should be.

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>>69077630

who died now?

>>69077604
if you aren't prepared for it mentally it'll scar you for life lad

>>69077745
the queen

Just had an ABSOLUTELY cracking cranberry, stuffing and turkey sarnie lads

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tfw too retarded to live

sick of this 'le 2016' meme

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was is AIDS?

Calcification of the pineal gland is typical (1% of study participants) in young adults, and has been observed in children as young as two years of age. The calcified gland is often seen in skull X-Rays. Calcification rates vary widely by country and correlate with an increase in age, with calcification occurring in an estimated 40% of Americans by their 17th year. Calcification of the pineal gland is largely associated with corpora arenacea also known as "brain sand".

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>>69077560
>mfw its legit

reapers been doing his nut this year

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2016 a shit

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>younger brother's girlfriend kept touching my leg and arms when no one was watching

this happened all day, was ready to knock the bitch out by 5pm

>>69077740
thought american girls were fat and disgusting

What is No Man's Sky about?

merry christmas

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>>69077630

american slags are best slags

absolute victim complex on this cunt >>69077801

>>69077807
it's ww1 but in the clouds

>>69077807
spiritual sequel to no country for old men

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charli lads

Literally british musicians dying again at christmas time

the queen is dead boys

YESS

now I get to make another snarky reddit post about le 2016 and how its the worst year evaaarr XX :D

>>69077722
AIDS probably

i need to fuck off fast

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>>69077722

>>69077092
he is not gay, apparently

does autoerotic asphyxiation count as a peaceful death now?

>>69077735
that's practically any specialty though. you'll never finish a specialty even if you started day 1 of eligibility in everything before you're in your early to mid 30s, depending on whether your specialty is 5 or 7 years before accreditation.

look it up though, maxfacs is lucrative as because you need to have dentistry here. ironically it sounds like one of the easier programmes of specialty to get into because of more specific eligible criteria, meaning a lot of competition is removed from the start

fairly proud of my quints but nobody even noticed

bit sad now

>>69077554
>dentistry

hello Eton 4 A*s cunt

>>69077786
>tfw look up ways to de-calcify my penial galnd and only get stupid meme answers/sites

heard George had hit the drugs pretty hard the last few yrs

>>69077841
good lad

>>69077847
good post, sick of this so-called "meme"

Imagine how gutted the people that just bought George presents must be

>>69077907
just stop thinking like a runt

rip boy george

>>69077841
unreal slag
white with just a hint of that exotic paki vibe, perfect

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Did you know the strongest man of all time was a Canadian?

>fucks men bareback in park toilets
>doesn't expect to get AIDS

so what did everyone get for presents

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rate the 'tify lads

not sure how this year is going to end but there's a chance I'm getting heemed

When I heard the Queen was dead I didn't think people were talking about George Michael lol!!

Fucking hell George Micheal RIP ;_;

>>69077988

game's 2 laggy 4 me

>>69077909
oh no not george, georgey, georgemeister

It'd be hilarious if the queen passed away before the end of the year.

>>69077887
Bet he did a big cums though

Mum's crying lads

>>69077984
-2/10

rarely saw such a shit taste, You must be some low IQ paki nigger.

I will put an end to this. The final death of 2016 will be that of Death itself

>>69077708
Nah, let me show you how to meme properly and gets tons of upvotes

>Looks like it was his...
*puts on sunglasses*
>...Last Christmas.
YEEEEAAAAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhZQ_VRbsQ

>>69077984
how do i view this? this isn't another last fm thing is it?

Taking my ugly face off with a razorblade

>>69077984
wheres the WJSN lad?

>>69077984
Generic and no taste at all

Did you literally just copy the first albums you saw on /mu/

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>>69078011
you could say it was his Last Christmas

he's certainly Never Gonna Dance Again

>>69078047
*sharpens kataner*
*opens portal to the shadow realm*

>>69078044
Give her some Terry's Chocolate Orange

couldn't care less if a celeb' died, there's plenty more out there so i'm not really sure why people "care", it's not like they personally knew them.

she's sending me pics of herself in the undies I brought her for christmas now

>>69078027
metaphor for my entire life

hi

I eat a lot of seaweed/spinach/nettle and drink distilled water so my pineal gland is probably in decent shape

>>69077909

he crashed his car under the influence about 5 times

>>69078057
This

>>69078091
Woah, what a subversive and unique view, you're awesome - you don't care what anyone thinks

Last Christmas
for George Michael

>>69077902
Literally got BCCU


t. Runt studying in Europe with a billion pakis

shoutout to my eggs

>>69077948

nah savickas would ruin him

>>69078057
>>69078121
it's a person replies to a post in a supporting manner using the exact same style of typing a couple of minutes later episode

classic

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>>69077841
>tfw no half indian gf

At least SNappy Snaps will be safe now

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>>69078083
excellent post

>>69078132

what? not quite sure you understood the meaning of my post

>>69078158
this

>>69077984

why are you posting this again you attention seeking little prick? fuck off!

>>69077828
I said i thought american girls were fat and disgusting, so why are you posting them?

>has a hit christmas song
>dies on christmas

RIP, but the irony is kind of humorous

5'9 15 stone

>>69078161
you can literally see her cunt hair in that series. it's nice knowing charli has a bush

Tune

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iMlc86ASyA

did weedlad find any weed in the end?

>>69078091

yeah but they enjoyed their work and followed their careers for many years you autistic fucking bellend contrarian twat

>>69078147
Bulgaria? Romania?

Was looking to do this kek but then I realised I'd probably fail it

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>>69078210
its nice

>>69078196
Sounds like you're a boring cunt if I'm actually being honest

Really REALLY dislike 2016

>>69078233
nonce

(((Snappy Snaps))) finally got their revenge

Remember that "Shoot the dog" videoclip where George Michael portrayed Tony Blair as a literal dog to George W Bush?
Come to think of it it had great meme potential

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Beginning to believe in this 2016 meme lads.

>>69078242
>tfw my lifes work is 4chan gimmicks and memes
admire it lads

>>69078264
Ah yes let's play the game by just laughing at the same card played over and over.

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me and the gf

>>69078283
have some respect he died today

>>69078242

hmm, didn't read this post.

And *WHACK* 2016 takes another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cs3Pvmmv0E

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looks like it was his...

last christmas

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>>69078263
want to feed her my cum

>>69077696
i post this everytime this image is posted but i have stuck my knob inside this >lass when >she was alive

its a hoax you bellsniffs

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>>69078338
fuck..

>>69078336
>whack
>not wham

Fucking hell mate really dropped the ball there

big fan of 2016
best in years

fuck sake now there's going to be wham playing everywhere and last christmas jokes 24/7

>>69078349
tell me about him

>>69078321
I can't think of anything more respectful than memes

2017 will be even worse for famous deaths, deaths you cannot fathom

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>granny always had knee aches
why do koreans make such sad movies

bet she's delighted when she sees him pulling in and giving her the eye
because she must be fucking freezing scantily clad beneath the clear night sky
it don't stop in the winter

got a fucking massive ulcer

>>69078391
the Queen god bless her soul will die in 2017

saw rogue one

was alright

>>69078243
Prague m8 I'd rather do biomed than go fking Bulgaria lmao

>>69078391
attenborough and the queen

no-one can say 2016 has been 'just another year'

fucking hell

>browse facebook
>girls I went to school with have uploaded photos of their little sprogs receiving presents
>others have pictures of their ailing grandparents celebrating what'll probably be their last christmas

ah yes

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>>69078351
white dad indian mum actually, yank

>dutch haxball lobbies
>3v4
>10 mins
>big
>5 to score

fairly disgusting desu

5'9 and 10st

>>69078391
>le celebs
who cares

mams absolutely devastated right now

>>69078417
take that back

>>69078344

what a vile creature

>>69078183
BTFO

2016 is a builder year

>>69078413
>Prague
that's alright

how is it looking so far lad? do you even remotely enjoy dentistry/medicine?

weedman poster here, mates picking up a 3.5 for 25 quid now haha

told you i'd get something

>>69078391
>brexit happens
>the queen dies

ah yes very impressive

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>>69078263
Rancid paki

This is what a half-brown breed SHOULD look like

>>69078432
what you done to your old mumsie this time lad?

>>69078418
>period of 365 days
>beginning on the 1st of January
>ending on 31st of December
Pretty sure it was infact, a year m8

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>>69078434
what a degenerate poofter

Imagine if i just appeared in your house

Id just start snooping around every nook and cranny lol

Runt cage inspection

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>>69078158
Get the rope, Ahmed

>>69078474
cracked a last christmas joke in front of her

>>69078420
sunrise, sunset

Concept: more celebs aren't dying than normal, you're just getting old enough you know who the celebs are that are dying

just bounced my mum's head off the wall for not buying smoked cheese this year

>>69077500
yea i cannot relate to this song

Going to hold a vigil outside snappy snaps for at George x

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>Wake me up before you go-go

>He can't wake up

>>69078493
>mfw new people are born every day
CANNOT
FATHOM

>>69078502

all the fit birds are too busy being raped mate

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> tfw to emotionally intelligent to get upset over celeb' deaths

>>69078462
only took you all fucking day hahahaha

>>69078462
Show some fucking respect George Michael's just died.

>>69078420

nothing lasts, but nothing is lost....nothing is lost

Thats what you get for being gay

>>69078545
who died?

all i wanted was another chance with her

haha

feel a tad bad for all the chinese lads

us white boys keep nicking their birds and making fun of their small willies

>>69078546
now he will enjoy it more

shocked to hear that some events occurred during one revolution around the sun

just awful

>>69078462

gz

unironically love george michael. legit upset that he died.

im surprised he didn't off himself though. he was a bent mentalist

>>69078562
george michael

if you have never pumped your willy in and out of a woman until ejaculating I shan't be reading your posts

and yes, I do know which posts are yours

>>>/mu/69884444

>>69078562
George Michael

>>69078590
never heard of him
*virginwalks away*

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>tfw too intelligent to care about the human life cycle

yank girl who sends me nudes just told me she loves me lads. conflicted.

absolutely do not rate australian posters at all

>>69078546
haha well i'd given up ages ago and had started to come to terms with it, but he just messaged me out of the blue

Ulster forever

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>tfw 2017 is going to be even better

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> shocked to hear that some events occurred during one revolution around the sun

> just awful

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rip in piece george michael

>>69078613
you shagged her or anything lad?

because if not that is fucking weird

>>69078431

people who were fans of the deceased person i suppose

>tfw my heart is 2 sizes too small

>>69078629
didnt read this post

>>69078562
georgios kyriacos panayiotou

imagine me on the maginot line

>>69078453
It's p great. Honestly the winter semester is a breeze, not as difficult as everybody makes it out to be, though apparently it ramps the fuck up in summer.

Dentistry is neat because we get straight into the practical bits of drilling and fillings. Medics just finished their cadaver dissections.

A chimp could do the course because it's just pure memorisation. That's why doctors are not really smart people. Oh, and there are so many stoners here, and loads of runts who are already on dat ritalin/adderall.

catching up on Xmas day eastenders

hope it was good x

>>69078614
sorry

upset a man who has literally no impact on my life has passed away so sad

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>>69078619

>>69078542
im kidding

i had that shit on repeat the next day after i had come home from the club alone

>>69078614

k

>>69078631
wow he looked well different when he was young

>>69077988
too easy sorry

>226 posts by brits
>26 posts by australia
>15 posts by usa
>10 posts by canada
>7 posts by ireland
>5 posts by new zealand
>4 posts by france
>3 posts by italy
>2 posts by spain
>1 post by denmark
>1 post by south africa
>1 post by the netherlands
>1 post by germany
>1 post by iceland
>1 post by chile
>1 post by sweden

hmmmmmmmmm

aaaaaah yes

Got a BAD feeling about ozzy osbourne and stephen hawking

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>>69078613

made me think

>>69078662
hope you're watching it ironically lad

George Michael was alright, didn't give a fuck did he.

>>69078380
>he was on an escort site called sable or something, i was alone in a central london hotel
>i called him over, he was trying to play sexy but he was coked up to fuck so he was all weird and tense
>we sucked eachother off and i bummed him
>came, he got dressed, we had some shit small talk about the smoking ban or something and then he tried to sell me a bag of coke
>he left
nice lad he was

wont be reading any further australian posts

i implore the rest of you to do the same

>>69078614
ʎɹɹos

>>69078678
Would literally kill everyone I have ever loved to be that bike seat.

>>69078637
no just talk to her q a bit on kik and send each other smut for like the last year

will be spending from now until january 1st coming up with plausible stories for when people ask me what I did on NYE

only having a laugh

merry christmas aussies hope it was good for you all get anything nice? x

>>69078638
>being a "fan" of some random entertainer

>>69078678
jo cox was so hot rip

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Got a 3 litre bottle of pepsi, a tub of celebrations, a chocolate santa and a tub of mini cheddars, the night begins now.

>>69078675
53 is no age though. Kinda surprising.

>>69078691
reporting in to help boost the usa's numbers

>>69078761
yep i'm devastated just tragic

what the fuck do you from boxing day to new years

>>69078782
gonna hide away in my room

>>69078702

he was funny in extras

>>69078748
pour some out for me la'

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just took the Victoria mcvities box upstairs

who else is gonna die in the next week?

mum's in hysterics lads

Willy is annoyingly little