everything is just an illusion edition
Ir vėl man pirmas.
>>69074702
gražūs papukai
sup provinces
Fuck Australia
i really really like women
>>69074670
Literally me on the oppic
>>69074799
they make my willy happy
>>69074799
whats a woman
>>69074799
I do too. I wish some liked me back.
>>69074815
shut up I'm the real Neo you are just an agent
Crickets on cunts
>>69074845
> whats a woman
a man without his dick
>>69074994
shut up you are not even real
>>69074935
that's a guy
>nasty
>>69074935
I would fuck this.
post more chicks my willy enjoys them
>>69075044
and then he would fuck you
fucking fag
>>69075016
I am. I am real
Right behind you, boss
>>69075024
no
he's cute
>>69075044
Good, very good
>>69075068
btw it can be either 2d or 3d i'm not dimentionphobic
>>69075153
>>69075068
is /balt/ finally starting to appreciate 3D women?
>>69075109
no, I am not a fag, nothing goes into my butt
>>69075317
pfffff
>>69075328
I think that only the lithweeb don't like 3d women, but he was so active about this so maybe it seemed that other people doesn't like it too or something
>>69075360
>would fuck a guy
> no, I am not a fag
Kek
>>69075207
Don't brag. If you only have your own cock and the ones in Porn, you will have a very skewed view of penis sizes.
Immigrants probably bring the average down in America aswell.
>>69075440
I see
>>69075488
yeah thats right keep posting, but be careful cuz you might get banned for 3days
>>69075532
don't worry, lad, I have plenty of experience from doing this on sp/
anyway, so, uh, how's lithuania?
>>69075470
it's ok if he looks like a girl
my standards have really become nonexistant
>>69075610
people are still emigrating like crazy to other countries in the first half of the 2016 there was already like 23 thousand people who emigrated and 6,5% more than at the same time last year so not so great I guess
>>69075730
it's okay
Don't know how you would find a trap in Estonia though, since as far as I remember you don't have your own imageboard
baka desu ne
watashi honto baka
chou baka desu yo ne
What's a good pickup line for getting refugee women in Europe?
>>69076907
hey sexy lady you look like a bomb
Lady in the black hat is hot af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5XfAYZAA7w
It's you yourself that makes you suffer. Your subconsciousness doesn't know what it's like to have a loving relationship with a girl. It doesn't know what it's like to talk, to exercise, to laugh together with a girl. Those emotions towards sex and love are just an illusion of your mind while it's craving after body warmth. You probably even shower longer and hotter than other people, because the urge of feeling a body next to you wears you out. You make yourself suffe, because you never tried or because you never got the chance to learn what it is like to love. Love isn't just sex and sleeping together. It's much more, much more, more difficult to describe than every word could express. Learn to love my little robot. Learn to love...
>>69077100
Love is made up by Hollywood., it's an emotional trap.
>>69077100
whatever, fag
>>69077196
So, you think that your parents don't love each other?
>>69077243
stop calling me fag, will you
Gomenasai wakarimasen desu ga dou desu ka
>>69077262
How would i know, imo everyone in their 50's probably does't love anyone.
>>69076042
Why is she so smug?
>>69077262
homo, you never provided any proof of being a woman.
>>69077456
She got a huge amount of money from fucking with niggers.
>>69077456
that's the face she makes when she sees your little white cock
Somehow I caught a cold and have a headache in summer
thoughts???
azua took het oqnts off lmaoo rofl tofl rof.maoo
lmaoo talin asbit in azudaa friends aooartment lmaoooo ofl rofl ofl
>>69077607
>you will never meet up and celebrate holidays with autistic /balt/ shitposters
>>69077552
Sounds hot
>>69077755
come over lol bot that far lol eflflfflflf
>>69077755
if all commited suicide you can meet in heaven.
>>69077484
but you still would pet me, homo
>>69077920
I would cuddle the fug out of you
>>69077556
hope you'll get better, cunt
what are the odds
>Sepiku
>>69077969
sightly homo, hah
>>69078024
no, it's ok you're a girl
what is the point of everything if nothing is real nothing is important dust to dust ashes to ashes and nothing really matters
Morning.
>>69078228
Aaaah, yes, a "girl"
>>69078315
if I say you're a girl, you're a girl
now put on the fugin skirt
>>69078350
Should I buy this one?
http://www.lamoda.ru/p/bu019egksn58/clothes-buttonblue-yubka/
this reality is non existent it is fabricated just a simple illusion made to fool yeah it looks real and it even feels like it is real but its not its just a good looking facade covering the real harsh reality
>>69078496
we are the real master race
>>69078428
Cogito ergo sum
Veni, vidi, vici
soon you will cease to exist and all your friends and family and all the living things and even the things that can't think, move or breath that is our fate we are not gods we are not meant to live forever everything is equal to time. It just goes and goes destroying everything in its path.
>>69078571
we are indeed
You now realise that most philosophers were wealthy old men that fucked little boys
>>69075016
>tmw being a schizoid with fucked up perceptions of the world
It sucks knowing nobody here actually exists
Semper fidelis
you will not recover the past you will not catch up with the future and you will always be stuck in the present unable to escape the inevitable
Does Lithuania produce any atomic energy?
Jus primae noctis
>>69079050
Proofs?
without your memories and the past you are nothing just plain blank bullet that can't do any damage
>>69079632
> just plain blank bullet that can't do any damage
*flies through your eye*
Are you sure about that?
7
Wagie!
Si Deus nobiscum quis contra nos
Happy holidays, balts. Remember refugees!
>>69079555
philosofical thoughts and questions don't need any proof its not math, physics or chemistry
its just a though nothing more and nothing less
>>69080318
EU will slowly collapse with the coming of the anti eu parties, and it all of it will be European Union's fault because of their incompetence to deal with migrant crisis and continued muslim attacks in various european cities, I am just wondering who will be Europes Trump.
>>69080614
western Europeans are too cucked I don't think that what you described gonna happen
>>69080798
Hey, turn around!
I like night its so silent and comfy when everybody is sleaping
Yeah, whatever, enjoy your STUPID holiday.
>>69080786
Brexit and Trump both happened Anything can happen.
>>69080993
well it would be better if EU would collapse then to become the middle east 2.0
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
Hm, I've never watched Matrix tbн
>>69081359
it's pretty good probably one of the best sci-fi movies imo its even rated 8.7 in imdb
>>69081452
Hm, someone told me once that the 2nd and 3rd parts are bretty bad compared to first
>>69081517
actually I haven't seen the second and third parts myself so I can't say anything about that, but you should probably watch at least the first movie
Mikoto got some Arabs arrested....
>>69081569
hm, okay
I rarely watch any movies though
He was very friendly with them in vecriga then when they spilt our friends drink he blamed them and the guards took them out and after five mins police took them
>>69081645
me too I probably only watch like few or couple of movies in half a year
>>69081594
>>69081668
wtf
there are Arabs in Latvia
>>69081713
Yes in riga
>>69081808
that's a big city
To be fair they did call him harry potter
I have never seen middle easterners in Riga other than working in kebab shops.
>>69082777
You haven't been in riga for real
Just stood and and talked with a guard for 20 mins
>>69083119
Not sure what back end of maskachka you were in
Maybe so maybe its is the boxing day where for people of the commonwealth are to party. I am thinking it is good for everyone even not in the commonwealth if they can to party on the boxing day the same as everyone.
So for now I want to have a wish of everyone's day is good for them.
<3 <3 <3
>>69083847
good day to you too. I would've gone shopping but I'm tapped out
Hey Aussies,
is this video a good representation of Abos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55pdUjNgwAY
>>69084071
And this Is here the reason that Australia is the good place. I am here and even now Australians are nice here at 4Chan.
I am feeling like the real austy!
Good day. I feel bad at you for the taps. Not for getting wet everywhere.
>>69083362
vecriga
>>69083362
don't pretend you know latvia better than me
>>69084172
Tapped out means out of money, are you an immigrant or
west side
who needs sleep
not me
Not me, taking a shit right now
It's nice & peaceful today.
>>69085062
No, I am have money! I got work now and get it, the money for me. I am not of the "doll blugger" as you say.
But even if, you have a good day. Mate! :)
>>69085728
lol
>order placed on 22nd
>have to wait until 3rd jan to get my shit
why the fuck can't these inbred retards just hire a few fucking muslims to drive their trucks. so sick of this christmas cancer
>>69086205
what u order fa m
>>69086249
computer
>>69086205
>muslim
>truck
hope there's no markets where you live
Helo
>>69086573
scatvian
>>69086573
Hi
OK bye
>a thread filled with aids-ridden pseudo-slavs and petrol sniffing abos
WEW WHAT A FUCKING DAY
feels good being on uni holidays and being able to get 12 hours sleep and wake up at 5pm I must say
>>69087355
Staph it, this is a comfy thread, low class monkey.
doing a post
>rain on boxing day
wore a singlet to the gym today, felt muscular
no bitties there to notice me though
>>69088771
I wear a singlet to the gym everyday. I sweat like a motherfucker in anything else. Always wear shorts to the gym as well, even in the middle of winter.
Hey lads, currently at Frankfurt Airport on my way home.
>>69088833
In winter I usually won't sweat through a cotton shirt but this time of year I'd been wearing the slick material shirts which are harder to sweat through. But yeah, people who wear sweat pants to the gym are fucking crazy
Some old mate came to the gym in full cargo pants and was doing the most retarded shit, about a month later when I was deadlifting he came up to me and was trying to give me tips/advice to improve my form... and he was telling me how to fuck my back pretty much; fucking spud
>>69088918
>cross legged
LMAO fag xD
>>69088992
Yeah the faggiest!!! XDDD
>>69088918
don't get blown up HAHAHAHHA
>>69089244
I'm immortal
>wake up
>it's storm outside
>simple boats and fishing boats are almost in brink of drifting away
Well another fine winter I guess.
no matter what path you gonna take in the end all the roads gonna lead you to your final destination and that is of course your death
>visit old thread
>people roleplaying as 2d and talk about kissing dicks
Nuke this nation a thousand times and it still won't be enough.
>global warming isn't real
>it's raining in lithuania
pick 1
azusa still sleeping lmao
hangover is tough
>>69089710
Don't judge the entire Nation on a group of degenerates on the internet. Only the lowest of the low gather here.
>>69090577
bit rude, sempai
ded thred
>>69090926
send help
t. Latgale front
guy who sent girl pic of legos here
it's all good lads
>>69091062
didn't care on that thread don't care on this thread
moshi moshi
moshi moshi Jesus desu
>b*ltics
>>69091062
Lego not legos yank cunt
senpai watashi ni kizuite kudasai
Mana vienīgā vēlme dzīvē ir apmierināt nepacietīgos /balt/u buļļus.
Senpai, doushite kizuite kurenain desu ka?
>>69091062
>he believed her
She's already judged and evaluated you, and her prognosis is, that you're autistic
As we speak, she's chatting up a more social and virile male
t. Relationship expert
This baltic girl is sitting infront of me wut do?
Senpai ga... Senpai ga yatto kizuitekureta! Ah, doushiyou?! Ureshikute, shinjau kamo!
>>69091771
offer her the destruction of russia
haha lads
Ne, anata wa watashi dake no mono yo? Senpai. Watashi ni kizuite. Samonaito, senpai mo koroshite shimau kamo...
>>69091953
Hello
sista un kauta
igauņu tauta
Be-betsuni anta no koto ga... Mou senpai no baka!! Shine!!
Oi, kizuite kure yo tsutten daroga, kora!
weebshits kys
>>69092279
this
>>69089710
>t. a fucking swede
if there's a country deserving of nuclear annihilation, it's yours, cuck
>>69092299
Yes that is what I was implying, I just went to check what happened at the swede thread and it's still totally broken shit
>>69092279
Urusai! Eesti no bakayaro!
>>69091106
you responded
>>69091375
smdtbhfam
>>69091767
I have a bag of tricks up my sleeve my man
>>69092299
ok
>>69092327
>I have a bag of dicks up my sleeve my man
fixed
Senpai omae baka darou ?
>>69092279
>kys
>kis
>kiss
:o
>>69092691
if your'e a girl i will kiss you
>>69092691
wow cute
im heterosexual
Legend says that on Christmas eve Wilno inhabitants are able to speak Lithuanian.
>>69092770
me too
Dozo yoroshiku onegaishimasu
doko ni sawatteru no?
Daijobu da, mondai nai.
chotto matte! yamero!
>>69074877
wow can i have a ur autograf
>thread is full of weeb faggots
>>69093255
wow can i delete you from life?
>>69093261
>>69077100
commit suicide
>>69093421
You too
no o yameraremasen
haha really wish i was an anglo lads
Who else glad that Christmas is over?
hanase!
is putin actually gay?
*teleports in-front of you*
What are you gonna do now bboy
The Balldicks
xd
>>69093623
Asstralia xDDD
>>69093421
You too
What is ur favorit movie? No mems pls
>>69093523
No, not glad, i'm simply indifferent.
>>69093771
A soviet movie "Outrage". It's about prison life, revolution and shiet
>>69093506
Why has your haplotype got you down
dekimasen
>>69093991
because its not good
its bad
makenai!
>>69094134
Are you that potato/spaghetti guy or some chink variant
Bikutorī!
WEEBSHITS OUT NOW REEEEEEEE
>>69094472
This, for a week or so it was pretty calm, but now suddenly an influx of weebshits
daily reminder anime is for retarded losers
mou dame
>>69093771
lotr, all three, extended editions, watched in a row
>>69094515
primary schools have vacation time now, the underage retards flock to the chan
Jiheishō
I'm home. Kinda
Chaika! On the first page!
>>69094517
Hmmmmm, I disagree with you'r pic.
I go out and have sex every weekend
>>69094698
Why would you lie on the internet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw4PHUALBfk
>>69094762
I'm not lying, virgin
Apparently Latvian hot chocolate = a small cup that is actually a desert
Or maybe I just did not listen to the guy
>>69094841
>posts anime
>calls people virgins
nani
>>69094698
how much do you charge for anal bitch?
>GO VOTE FOR ESTONIA AND LATVIA
>>69090366
>GO VOTE FOR ESTONIA AND LATVIA
>>69090366
>GO VOTE FOR ESTONIA AND LATVIA
>>69090366
>GO VOTE FOR ESTONIA AND LATVIA
>>69090366
>>69094982
>4chan reaction pics
>accuses others in being virgin
>>69095007
W-what?
>>69094273
>Are you that potato/spaghetti guy
???
>>69095023
lol fuck scatvia
>buy a french car
>every gear is reverse
sugoi desne!
>>69095228
shikata ga nai
>>69095228
AHH
>>69095228
Animeposters are the bestest posters.
>>69095228
Kaboom!
>>69095834
Arigatou gozaimasu
>boxing day
What is this meme? Do anglos need a whole day dedicated to fighting after christmas? I bet it's an irish thing.
sugoi des bla need to heal pohmel
anime revolution in europe when
(me on the pic)
>>69096318
wow shogun 1 looks far better than I remember
Shineba...?
Atashira de kimeta n'da
Aitsu wa mushi suru n'da tte
Kokowa suki ni narimashita ka?
>>69096212
I heard that eating garlic helps also you vomiting.
Hi des
Ok I changed my mind, stop this anime.
why
Imagine a world where anime doesn't exist...
>>69086585
at least I'm not a bogan like you
>>69097152
what a shitty world
*nukes that world*
>>69087355
>favela
>>69095834
>t.Elva
>>69097330
> >t.Elva
what did you mean by this?
>>69097152
Sounds like a world of sadness.
Stop talking about anime
>>69097421
But what to talk about then?
>tfw to smart to be smart
>>69097449
about real life?
>>69097482
What's that?
>>69097497
like, when you go out with classmates, hang out with friends, wake up early to go to work
>>69097534
no, I don't know anything about those things
>>69097550
I-i can teach you
>>69097565
But how?
this place took a turn to the worse after christmas
>>69097611
W-we can play something together
>>69097664
What kind of games?
>>69097644
It's because I started coming to these threads again.
>>69097725
Whatever you want, but right now I have to go, sorry!
>>69097725
>It's because I started coming to these threads again.
Welcome back
>>69077552
>>69077556
>>69077756
>>69078288
>>69078819
>>69079555
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>>69084071
>>69084172
>>69085062
>>69085578
>>69085728
>>69085801
>>69086205
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>>69097152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1to215MbsIv
>>69097784
thanks
>>69097753
oh, okay
somehow people seem to say that a lot to me
>>69097781
thanks
>>69097784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13lQxonRgBE
>>69097379
You'll never understand.
>>69097881
>>69097784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZMGxL0rONc
>>69098010
explain
>>69097881
classic estonia
>>69074768
lol america
Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road?
Bc it was disabled
>>69098055
Throw some abo on the barby, cobber
>>69098042
No i will not.
Yesterday was my 18th bday. Lmao i can finally post on 4chan without lying xDDD
>Elva
WHAT I SAID WAS TRUE REAL PAIN CAN'T FAKE IT
>>69098439
What is your problem with Elva?
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>>69098533
Elva is full of rednecks and Oss'. Even worse than Väike-Maarja for that matter
>>69098572
Oh. I haven't been there in a long time. Actually the only place away from Tartu that I go to is Viljandi and even there I just sit at the bus station.
>>69098572
>When the teacher says the class trip will be 200 EEK
Tao pihku ma ei tule kuhugi
(((/balt/ + /ausnz/)))
>>69098669
Rämmel 2021
>>69098761
homo..homod kõik, hakkate üksteisel lahti imema
>>69098798
This, /balt/ + /ausnz/ was created by the Jews to encourage multiculturalism and miscegenation between Balts and Australians with the purpose of destroying our culture and ethnic identity
>>69098798
Make it kill on New Years
I payed a whore 40€ for a bj and a nut in her mouth. Did i get scammed?
>>69099391
I don't know - how much did it cost last time?
>>69099505
twas firstt time. I once got my dicc succed for giving a local slut a ride home (25km round trip)
Anyone knows if kebeb stores are open on holidays?
>>69099795
Why would you visit that as a white man?
>>69099824
Where else would i get delicious fast food for relatively low price?
>>69099891
You don't have any local fast food places? We have a place where you can get a full meal for 2.30 already.
>>69099612
Did you get tested?
>>69099961
What do you mean? Arent kebeb stores concidered "local fast food places" ?
>>69099969
it was months ago i think im fine
>>69100031
You roll the dice, you pay the price... but not in this case.
>>69100124
i had a condom
>>69100255
Smart move.