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poortherner edition
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>>69072186
THURSO IS BETTER THAN BOTSWANA FUCK AWAY OFF
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why are girls so nice
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anyone famous in here?
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Could do with a Zeltron gf
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>>69072222
isn't she alone most of the time?
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merry christmas lads
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>>69072223
Here.
Shan't be telling you who I am though.
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>>69072222
you should see the state of her teeth
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who obliterated that american just now? was pretty funny
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>>69072223
>>69072223
>anyone famous in here?
i made this vocaroo if it counts, it gets posted in french threads every once in a while
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HjnccxbiQ
AMA
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my god i feel absolutely horrendous. i've spent about £600 in the past 2 days on cocaine and prositutes and now im crashing super hard
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how would a girl react to getting her arsehole sniffed during sex?
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>>69072260
mad lad
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Got a samsung smart watch
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>>69072260
>not dipping into your stash of 2,000 etiz from when RCs were legal to manage comedowns

m8...
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>>69072260
imagine the amazing holiday you could have had instead
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>>69072231
>racist that loves chicken nuggets and sleeping
I'm in love.
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Literally 4,000,000,000+ women on this planet and not one of them have let me kiss them let alone put my willy in them.

Should I just end it lads?
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>>69072260
>£600

fugg i could get 1,200 bjs from ur nan
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>>69072260
wow le drugs dude ???????? SO cool !!!!!!
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>>69072296
don't give up lad

just be yourself
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contemplating the potential wave of depression after wanking on christmas
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>>69072186
Connaught blown the fuck out
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>>69072246
are they mine? mine are shit too maybe she can be my gf
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>>69072186
>liverpool and manchester only equal to ethiopia

lmao
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>>69072223
i have 10,000 twitter followers
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contemplating the current lack of alcohol in my bloodstream and the consequent wave of depression that I'm experiencing
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>>69072351
That's more than your country
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>>69072223
sung a few songs in my time
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>>69072351
i'll follow you down a dark alley and cave your skull in with a brick if you don't shut your fucking trap
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>>69072259
nice. how did you get the music to play so clearly?
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Fucking hell lads I've eaten so much shit today my entire body feels slow and heavy and my stomach bloated.

I just had a MASSIVE shit, arsehole absolutely stretched to fuck and it still feels a bit wide now.
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>>69072377
absolutely NEED someone to do this to me
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>>69072296

we're being bred out of the gene pool

i will be a 30 year old virgin in less than 18 months, why must i live this useless fucking life?
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>>69072388
ripped it off youtube and used it as a backing track
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Two years ago I was spending christmas taking MDMA with my ex.

Tomorrow I'm flying out to Spain to spend new year and my birthday with my current gf.

Really blows my mind how normie I've become in the last few years. I was a full blown billy no mates shutin autist at 19.
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>the year of our lord 2010+6 and 3/4
>STILL no kazakh gf

so this is eternal suffering
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>>69072223
singer in a band you might have heard of desu
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You're all slugs
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>>69072310
Did jesus ever say not to wank off in christmas?
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just farted downstairs and ran upstairs and left them all to enjoy it
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>>69072425
oasis
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>>69072401
>taking shits
>having an arsehole
bender
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>>69072424
im sorry
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>>69072418
you did it in vocaroo or after editing?
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>>69072415
>why must i live this useless fucking life?
because 30 will be the year you're gonna make it. the best motivation to keep anyone alive, even a virgin, is the possibility of sticking you willy into some pastrami flaps. you'll make it bruh, don't worry.
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Got a nespresso coffee machine for chrimbo lads.

No more aeropressing for me.
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>>69072425
moz?
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>>69072464
i recorded everything in audacity and then uploaded the mp3 to vocaroo
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missed christmas ffs
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Questioning the morality of having sex with prostitutes
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*steals your only chance at happiness*
Ahahahaha!
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>>69072424
average kazkah doesn't look like that
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Really makes you think
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>>69072424
kazakh girls are qts, post more please so i can start a kazakh gf folder that i wish i'd started sooner
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I am Fresh Prince
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Gf is mocking me because I want to take a 23andme type test wtf

I fucking hate white people
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>>69072468
good goy
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>so anon, still no GF again this year? What happened to KGF 2016 you were going on about so much?
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>>69072510
okay
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>>69072425
danny and the runts?
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why is she so perfect lads
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>people complaining about. being virgins itt
lol just hit the gym mate
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Gotta visit more family members tomorrow, can't wait for xmas to be over.
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aj tracey's given us a christmas present

https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash
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>>69072543
gym doesn't cure autism
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>>69072534
>he hasnt gotten his gf yet
ah, you should be excited lad! only 5 days to go :-)
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Gosh Bless Are Nige
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Ah yes london pubs
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watching skam lads
didnt think I would like it so much
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is glorious kazakhstan the most underrated country in the world?
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>>69072575

why is everybody outside?
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>>69072575
yeah what about it
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>>69072425
muse
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>>69072495
hmm

what do you find immoral about it?
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>>69072587
because it's heaving inside
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>>69072415
I'm eight years younger than you but I'm already feeling that way considering I'm just graduating uni and
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>>69072587
Full of niggers inside.
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>>69072594
After you kill yourself can you send me the equipment la
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*heems you*
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saw on craigslist i can get a golden shower for $30. with the current trend in gold prices, would that be considered a good investment? hoping to start working on my retirement fund desu senpai
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>>69072613
please never post her again
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>>69072613
imagine raising a daughter and having her turn out like this

looks like she works in a ball bearing factory that exploded
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>>69072587
sharia police closed them down
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Fun fact: the UK is 3.4 times more densly populated than ireland AND 3.4 times as large geographically.
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>>69072575
Also this photo is from 8 years ago, which explains the sloppy fashion sense
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Might finally give Shizune's route a go in Katawa Shoujo. Never bothered with hers or Rin's.
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business idea : disclose every man's porn directories on internet
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>>69072636
Delete this post
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might go put the weedmans windows through
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>>69072669

shit tonne of lesbian fart porn desu
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>>69072613
>that chin fuzz
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>>69072613
PLEASE BE IN STOCKHOLM
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>>69072495

spooked
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>>69072669
would absolutely destroy my non existent social life
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>>69072699
>>that chin fuzz

nice catch, lad
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So I just heemed some cunt, what now?
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>>69072742
COVER YOUR FACE AND DUST OUT THE BACK
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Reall hard to resist the tobacco jews temptation
didnt expect to get this addicted
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i want to experience the sweet release of death
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>>69072742
round up enough bottles to glass his mates when they jump you
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the weedman will regret getting on the wrong side of me I promise you that
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Christmas alone, lads. Anyone else?

Got three text messages - two from my sisters and one from a prostitute I fuck occasionally.

What a time to be alive.
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>>69072554
haha yeah ok bro just hit the gym and you'll be fine
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>>69072813

awful person
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>>69072777
>tfw smoked at least 20 cigarettes on separate occasions, both drunk and sober and not even remotely addicted

been addicted to the internet since 11 though
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>>69072653
ehh she'd grow out of it
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>>69072815
I spent it with my family, some of the family and family friends visited, I didn't get any messages though because I have no friends
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just had a look at r/electronicmusic and it is fucking dire lads
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>>69072815
lmao
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Wow ... What a day .. How come men have so much money this time of the year ? Today I haven't even had time to eat .. So far and I'm here till late .. I've had a 100ml bottle of viktor rolf flower bomb ( never heard of it till I quickly googled it ! That's going on eBay !
Bottle of coco channel ( will give to sister in law ) bottle of eternity ( will give to my friend ) 3 bootlegs of rose wine and chocolates ( I will keep ) ... Oh and a butt plug ( that will go in the bin ) what an amazing day ! ... Hope everyone else's is going good and you are all keeping safe ...
MERRY CHRISTMAS ... Xxxxx
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>>69072871
r/grime
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asked some random teenager on the streets for marijuana and he sold me a 10s
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>>69072864
>20 cigarettes

just about to finish a pack today alone.

but im not addicted. gave it up cold turkey a month ago just to prove that i could. started smoking weed everyday though and i think im addicted to gambling
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*tokes a monumental zoot*
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>>69072864
been almost an hour since I put any snus in my lip
im rn fighting the urge to put more in
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>>69072903
debating driving round some shady area and asking ransoms for weed
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>>69072902
Wow, what a cunt landlord
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>>69072940
you considered just waiting til tomorrow or what
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Didn't get a daddy issues gf lads.

Gonna have to go out and find my own.
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>>69072928
Delete this post
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>>69072902
What did he do then?
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>>69072902
>i've head enough
absolute mong
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>>69072963
tripfag
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>>69072962
nah
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happy holidays m8s
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it just never ceases to amaze me that Brits and Yuros are this much exposed to drugs and weeds
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business idea: christmas cracker sets with edgy racial jokes about blacks and pakis inside
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>>69072867
yeah but those ears are going to be fucked permanently
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>>69072969
*draws deep*

...

no
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baka senpai desu swedekek
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>>69072994
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giving the neurons a workout
http://highexistence.com/hidden-psychedelic-influence-philosophy-plato-nietzsche-psychonauts-thoughts/
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>>69072928
>>69073007
UNO VELA

HILO LATINO

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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This is Jar Jar Binks and he is 193 cm tall
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business idea: take all my nye mandy tonight and dance around my parent's house all night
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HE'S HERE...

don't reply to...
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>>69073007
Im going to start freaking screaming and get a noise complaint

Delete the post
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>>69073028
yes....the government....
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>>69073074
>noise complaint

apartmentcuck
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yo why is no one replying lol
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>>69072994
Here's one for you?
Why Santa isn't black? He breaks into houses only one day of a year.
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>>69073103
onion bajhi
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>>69073001
nah, you can get that fixed with surgery
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>>69073074
*exhales obnoxiously through the nostrils after watching 2 youtube tutorials on how to do it*

...

nah breh
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>>69073056
need you out of business pronto
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*sees 190kg show up*

*sounds the runt alarm*
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2016 was the use of /blackgf/
2017 will be the year of /kazakhgf/
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Me and the one girl I've had sex with.
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>>69073103
all azerbaijanis should be killed
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>>69072864
thats nothing you idiot
I know a lot of people that smoke every time they drink and dont when sober
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>>69073039
excellent post lisicki
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why has Call the Midwife been BLACKED?
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>>69073056
awful idea
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>69073120
doesn't matter
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>>69073135
No, 2017 is /mummygf/
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>>69073165
Head of BBC was Jewish for a while, not sure if he still is
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anyone else doing /f2017/
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>>69073187
>Head of BBC
No.
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>>69073154
Those are the people who ALWAYS buy a 10 deck when they're out on the lash though. I consider these people addicted as well because they never don't smoke when they're drinking.
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>>69073184
just got grounded, cheers
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>>69073116
It's "bhaji", and we don't serve faggots in this establishment. Please leave, sir.
>>69073142
Come and try, honey eater.
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>>69056516
>>69056516

post your pretty accents pls
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would guess that i'm about 5'7-5'8
not great but thems the breaks
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>>69073227
hello cuckold man
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>>69073215
Rebel and get your mum to stomp your bollocks.
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https://twitter.com/NotShaunKing_/status/812885949533356032
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Decided on /daddyissuesgf2017/ lids.
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Lads I'm in district popping that goose. Can I get some clarification on whether or not I am a direct rudeboy?
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Thinking about communism
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>>69073184
Shut up frog
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2017 will be the year i save a prostitute and make her my wife
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>>69073277
>christmas
rorke
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>>69073184
hon
>>69072259
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>>69073290
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Father Ted Christmas episode is on
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what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGcFqS3lBvk
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gyal dem ting
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>>69073344
nigger frog with the big lips
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>>69072331
If it isn't per capita it's literally useless information
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>>69073343
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>>69073288
post your record for consecutive wheel-ups and I'll see
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>>69073355
Your gals pumpum smells like the a16 Bexton exit
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>>69073339
s-sorry
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>>69073343
>working on New Years Eve
>might get a sneaky invite to some rando party from work lads

fingers crossed
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>>69073343
>tfw sister will probably ask me to kiss her again for new year
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need a rude gyal to whine pon mi cocky
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>>69073364
amazing observational skills. you must teach me your ways
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>>69073401
wew nice
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>>69073343
font
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>>69073343
>literally my first ever new years where i'm gonna be kissing someone

can't fucking wait lad
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>>69073401
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>>69073401
Wat
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>>69073401
nice
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>>69073355
quite seriously despise the welsh
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>Literally Never been out on new years eve
>Never get invited anywhere
>Usually go to bed around 9pm
>Parents confused
>Mum once caught me crying in my room because I had nowhere to go

Hate new years with a passion, just serves as a reminder of how lonely I am.
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>>69073401
>>69073424
lucky
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would fucking batter any of you faggots
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>>69073401
hot
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>>69073476
why is "never" capitalised
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>>69073460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo
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might go sleep now
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>>69073499
shouldn't have said that
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>>69073499
>canadian trying to be tough

literally the cutest thing imaginable
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>>69073476
don't your parents go anywhere and drag you along? thats the only reason i do anything for new year
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>>69073401
isnt it normal to kiss your family member in europe?
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>>69073476
you wanna hangout? ill get on a flight and we can go out to a pub in grimsby
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haha I remember last new years

a fat girl kissed me and tried to carry on kissing me after it

so I went along with it and we ended up having sex

haha
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>>69073499
b-batter me up
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dying for a wank desu lads
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>>69073260
Hell no kid, I'm not your father.
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the gf
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>>69072186
>Romania GDP $441.032 billion
>Ireland GDP $324 billion

I dont think you got this right.
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>>69073537
god my mum would always try to convince me to go out to her m8s party at new years

no mum honestly i'm happy sitting here at the PC all night alone

NYE is also my birthday btw. proper grim the state my life used to be in
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>>69073499
please refer to the "grade II listed property" post
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>>69073578
she needs to slim down a touch, lad
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>>69073550
maybe for mainlanders
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>>69073424
FONT
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>>69073550
It's normal anywhere, m8.
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>>69073569
argy bhaji
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>>69073537
They never socialise. Well my dad died some years ago and my mum hates going out so they never socialise.
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>>69073578
the baps on that what is going on hahahha
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>>69073556
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>>69073587
>Romania/Gross domestic product
>189.6 billion USD (2013)

why the fuck you lyin
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>>69073476
ill be your friend anon
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i've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
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Honestly lads, don't have kids
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genuinely want to befriend some of the other abnormies here as i think it would be a much needed comfort

unfortunately i dont trust anyone on 4chan
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Tested out the new Fleshlight I got for Christmas. Pretty pleasant tbf. I really should have got one earlier.
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>>69073666
want to join our skype group? we're a nice bunch
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just the 3 wanks for me today
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>both housemates have gfs
>no-one to Shag on NYE

Might try and drunkenly shag the mate's ex.
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not a fan of wogs
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>>69073476
Where you from?
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>>69073634
Oh sorry war looking at PPP not nominal. Sorry
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>>69073666
i was just thinking the same thing

dont feel like being stabbed by some nutter though theres usually a reason theyre outcast
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>>69073476

Never been out on new years and I'm 28
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Any celebs died today?
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got a gf to shag on NYE but I think I'd rather spend it alone haha
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>tfw only option on new years is a hardcore sesh with the lads
>cant even be asked anymore, not even worth feeling like a zombie for days after
>just want to do something comfy like go out to dinner with a qt and maybe go to a comfy pub or something

kill me
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>>69073712
Sorry
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going to bed
night benders
>>
>>69073440
hmm?
>>
>>69073476
Last time I went out on NYE I downed a mini bottle of aftershave as a bet and ended up violently ill.

Never even been pissed since.
>>
>>69073756
heard the queen died earlier
>>
>>69073729
>theres usually a reason theyre outcast
this really

I wouldn't mind hanging out with some /brit/lads irl for the banter but they'd have to already be normies
>>
>>69073756
Just because you're shagging doesn't mean you won't be alone.
>>
>>69073797
the absolute state of it
>>
>>69073813
really got my neurons firing
>>
>>69073683
don't know, i'm a social autist and bad in group chats, if you leave the info here i might contact you at some point

>>69073729
i just have terrible social skills desu, not a nutter
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>average daily calories risen from 906 to 939
contemplating a kill myself
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re2bgkdfbcU
>>
>>69073764
i did the hardcore sesh with the lads on christmas eve and consider how i feel right now 36hrs later i shall be spending new years happily alone and in my comfy bed watching the big fat quiz or whatever is on
>>
>>69073889
hello mr skellington
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8
>>
>>69073729
at worst people here are a bit awkward and only can talk about one or two things


like that one guy who only ever talks about videogames and can't tak about anythig else.
>>
whatever happened to chino wankers?
>>
>>69073899
>seshing on christmas eve

absolute fucking nutjob. CANNOT imagine having a comedown on christmas day. would probably jump out a window.
>>
walked down to the paki shop on a whim and it was open

wtf I love islam now
>>
>>69073863
https://join.skype.com/vhiZmThDjHRw
>>
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>>69073919
>when someone shouts bus wankers at me
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>>69073919
they evolved into spray on jean wankers
>>
I think we put too much emphasis on christmas
it's just a day after all
>>
>>69073940
It was 40 (FOURTY) degrees celcius. I woke up hungover, dehydrated in probably early heat stroke vomiting and unable to keep anything down (even water). It was still 30C overnight. MENTAL. Glad I was alone.
>>
how come this annoying yank tripfag is in the /brit/ Skype group and I'm not
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>>69073998
mongs only
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>>69073943
is there meme spam in it?
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>>69073998
>annoying yank tripfag
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>>69074024
i am a complete spastic lad
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need a latex gf
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this is the most perfect photograph i have ever seen in my life.
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>>69074072
Good lad.
>>
TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM
INSTEAD OF YOU
>>
*enters thread*
*farts*
*exits thread*
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>>69074112
thanks god x
>>
tfw no gf
>>
>>69074112
if only more of them died
>>
>>69074112
would absolutely floor every last one of them
>>
>John Lennon - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

haha bit early on the call there Jonno
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>>69074126
>>69074150
>>69074151
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does it get any qtier?
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all i wanted for christmas a little bit of fucking weed

worst christmas ever
>>
Giganigga just chased me down the road.
>>
Why do people give Opera a hard time?
its really solid desu
>>
you now remember live earth where all those rock stars flew in from around the world to tell you to reduce your carbon footprint
>>
>>69074112
always hated when this shit came on the telly when i was eating ha x
>>
>>69074172
bit narcissistic
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11955036
http://www.strawpoll.me/11955036
http://www.strawpoll.me/11955036
http://www.strawpoll.me/11955036
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>>69074172
yeah, would be cuter without a penis
>>
why does the weedman think hes better than me

what did i do to him to deserve this
>>
>>69073712
>>69073768
To be fair, I think a PPP-terms comparison is probably more appropriate in this situation
>>
>>69074172
who is she
>>
>>69074221

most women are over the hill by age 30, they need to flaunt it while they have it
>>
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Love this photo of New York
>>
Lunnon (/ˈlʌnən/)[3] is the caipital an maist populous ceety o Ingland, Unitit Kinrick[4] an the European Union. Staunin on the River Thames, Lunnon haes been a major dounset for twa millennia, its history that gangs back tae its foundin bi the Romans, wha named it Londinium.[5] Lunnon's auncient core, the City o Lunnon, lairgely retains its 1.12-square-mile (2.9 km2) medieval boundaries an in 2011 haed a resident population o 7,375, makin it the smawest ceety in Ingland. Syne the 19t century or mair, the term Lunnon haes referred tae the metropolis developed aroond this core an aa.[6] The bulk o this conurbation forms the Greater Lunnon admeenistrative aurie (coterminous wi the Lunnon region),[7][8][note 1] govrened bi the Mayor o Lunnon an the Lunnon Assembly.
>>
>>69074209
because its for bent nerds
>>
>>69074212
I laugh at all this consumer activist bullshit.
its so silly when people act like they're some champions of justice and goodwill because they purchase the "right" products and consume the "right" media.

its even bigger wank than the people who go overseas to build houses in Africa
>>
>>69074269
delete this nOW
>>
deeply disturbed by the existence of life itself
>>
>>69074273
True capital of the north
>>
>>69074233
want the 2 (as of writing this post) swine who voted "happy" to show themselves so i can beat them into a pulp
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JI2Ca7X1fF
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>>69074273
ahh yes, north wakefield
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>>69074273
i believe that's leeds

says so in the file name
>>
>>69074276
they need to be exterminated
>>
>>69073889
t. poleaboo
>>
Scotland isn't real
>>
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cornetto
>>
having a girlfriend will not make me happy
only i can make me happy
and i'm doing nothing
>>
>Xmas
Rasheed
>>
>>69074304
you mean like the queen?
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>deeply disturbed by the existence of life itself
>>
On my way to the shops and theres some crazy fat old woman with mistletoe wandering around town accosting men.

Think I can get a date for New Years?
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>englishman
>irishman
>...scottishman?
>>
>>69074329
transcends borders
>>
>>69074351
dont think im strong enough to beat are liz to a pulp so ill skip out on that, the rest of you however, show yourselves
>>
>>69074284
Dumb liberals
>>
smashed mummy's wine and screamed because she bought me a 64g iPhone instead of a 128g one
>>
>>69074313
Lunnon is a leadin global ceety,[10][11] wi strenths in the arts, commerce, eddication, entertainment, fashion, finance, healthcare, media, professional services, research an development, tourism, an transport aw contributing tae its prominence.[12][13][14][15] It is ane o the warld's leadin financial centres[16][17][18] an haes the fift-or saxt-lairgest metropolitan aurie GDP in the warld dependin on measurement.[note 3][19][20] Lunnon is a warld cultural caipital.[21][22][23][24] It is the warld's maist-visitit ceety as measured by international arrivals[25] an haes the warld's lairgest ceety airport system measured bi passenger traffic.[26] Lunnon's 43 varsities form the lairgest concentration o higher education institutes in Europe.[27] In 2012, Lunnon became the first ceety tae host the modren Simmer Olympic Games three times.[28]
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b085p38s
>>
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>>69074384
*shows myself*
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1/2
>>
need a ~5 foot pudgy redhead gf
>>
>>69074372
SCREECHING.

This cunts quite funny shame he went nilitant political (((activist))) and quit everything else
>>
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>>69074372
howling
>>
trying to do a poo
>>
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>>69074422
2/2
>>
someone i know has gone off the deep end

made an album which entirely consists of shit "deep" observations about society
>>
>>69074372
Ha ha
>>
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>Christmas

sickening mix of religion and commercialism

bin it
>>
>>69074436
That's not Izzard's real account, FFS
>>
>>69074436
it isn't eddie izzard's account you mong
>>
>>69074485
Sheed
>>
>>69074470
giz a link
>>
>>69074468
Fucking normies.
>>
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commie gf just sent me this
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>>69074468
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BE6ptrsDc
>>
>>69074498
>>69074494
Sorry lads im on the phone in blazing sun didnt bother tryna read the account
>>
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>Christmas

>sickening mix of religion and commercialism

>bin it
>>
>>69074485
well at least it promotes community spirit and stuff
>>
>>69074485
You have to be over 18 to post here
>>
Call the Midwife was good
>>
>>69074516
Greenberg: Hey! Kim! Wear this and I give you another million
>>
Can't wait to post some anime pics later when I'm on my pewter lads
>>
>>69074485
but muh pagan echoes from centuries past
>>
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me
>>
>>69074593
rajeev
>>
>>69074593

Well done Rajeev!
>>
>>69074593
How do people get so many likes on fb
>>
>>69074593
>tfw you will never be rajeev
>>
Rajeeves left my tea on for too long again
>>
>>69074626
They do well.
>>
>>69074626
they are normies
>>
>>69074626
indians are literally social media moguls
>>
>>69074626
it's this thing called mates
don't think you'll have heard of it though
>>
>>69074593
impressive
>>
>>69074626
>24 likes
> a lot
Fuck off abnormie
>>
>>69074626
>24
>many
>>
>>69074653
I have mates, they just don't like my stuff on fb
>>
>>
yes yes, well done rajeev..
however..
>>
feel nothing but dread for the rest of my life
>>
>>69074673
add a load of indians and they'll like your stuff if you like theirs
>>
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>someone says "Happy Holidays" to me
>someone says "Season's Greetings"

why do Americans hate Christmas?
>>
>>69074748
you are basically american
>>
>>69074748
>says the canadian

just fuck off, new worlder
>>
Billie's wife in eastenders is fit lads

FIT
>>
>>69074771
except still sane
>>
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>Those who show me attitude, I keep them under my foot
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>>69074794
It's mad seeing Canada slowly turn to rabid communism t.bh
>>
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what did he mean by this
>>
>>69074858
nothing communist here
you're way bigger commies than we are.
>>
>>69074886
fuck knows, looks like a nice walk though
>>
>>69074593
rajeev my man

killin' it
>>
did Tim really go to UC Santa Barbara like it says in his Twitter bio?
>>
>>69074886
trying to decipher what he meant by Abs
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>>69074904
The rest of us are turning right, Canada is going full communist under Trudeau, who is the most radical leader in the world right now
>>
>>69074953
Yes
Go Gauchos
>>
literally who is Timothy Byrne?
>>
>>69074972
>Canada is going full communist under Trudeau
not even close, he's a hot air balloon full or rhetoric trying to stay afloat with all the shit going on.

also we had the tories in power for a decade while everyone else had lefty leaders.
depending on who becomes PC leader we will see what happens
>>
>>69075006
get the FUCK out right now
>>
>when you realise tim's been ironic all the time
what a lad XD
>>
>>69075006
>>69075027
Denmark's having a crisis here

doesn't know if he's coming or going
>>
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scandinavian posters are literal cringe
>>
can't watch Tim videos anymore knowing he's batshit demented. feels like I'm watching something I shouldn't be
>>
>>69075006
>>69075027
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
>>
>>69075026
make no mistake Trudeua is communist traitor, intent on the destruction of western civilisation and its values, Canadians are too brainwashed clearly.
>>
>>69075060
regret maximizing this image
>>
>>69074886

that they were difficult to climb and made him feel like he was on a Stair Climber
>>
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>make no mistake Trudeua is communist traitor, intent on the destruction of western civilisation and its values, Canadians are too brainwashed clearly.
>>
>>69075060
wonder what the communist slags got for christmas
>>
>>69075095
not at all
Blair was a bigger commie
>>
>>69075060
imagine giving money to that
>>
>>69075163
Trudeau is Blair on steroids
>>
do the janitors here work on christmas?

surely not
>>
>>69075060
a horse asking the pigs to work...

like a reverse animal farm - fitting
>>
>>69075193
yeah they get double pay plus 24 hours
>>
>>69075152
>posting a chink fedorist with that text

interesting choice
>>
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>>69075189
not really
he just likes to be the centre of attention
he's already pandering to the right wing (like Libs always do) because of Trump and the Tories getting too much attention.
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>>69075060
fucking disgusting
>>
>>69075251
>>69075251
>>69075251
>>
>>69075244
>>69075230
really really shit gimmick

fucking kill yourself
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>>69075060
>>
>>69072291
Night Shift Nurses alone makes that a high-tier Christmas present
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