/brit/

Alri

abostralia

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merry christmas lids

>>69058056
yeh

'sappo

*puts quality street cunts in the bin*

there are people who like the purple quality street chocolates

some of them even post here

sickening

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>>69058018
cadbury favourites?

>>69058062
>merry

FOY

>liz will cark it next year
hmmmmmm

fuck everyone who isn't white

Why do normies like chasing after "likes"? They are basically invisible.

Ok, let's get this settled

OFFICIAL /brit/ CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATE TIN POWER RANKINGS 2016/17

1. Roses
2. Quality street

POWER BREAK

99999999999. Quality street
99999999999999999999^9999999999999999999. Miniature heroes

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Business idea: stay up all night drinking beer and playing runescape then wake up at 2:30pm tomorrow and spend the rest of the day playing runescape

Thoughts?

Anyone have that pic of a qt biting into a cream pastry and going cross-eyed?

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Anglosphere represent

>>69058084

t. abo

Gonna watch the Queen's Speech and then laugh at Jo Cox's husband afterwards

>>69058062
Thank you. Merry Christmas to you as well.

where are my roses man at

>>69058095
think you may have pissed the bed on this one haha

white people fuck dogs

>>69058098
I'll be doing the same thing. Gunna blood dye a weapon for myself as a present.

all i got for christmas was lots of alcohol and money (for drugs)

couldn't have asked for anything more x

>>69058101
where's nz and west britain?

>>69058095
Thorntons

>>69058101
wonderful post

>>69058074
>Brits will never know the joy of fishing all the cherry ripes out and then watching as people get angry trying to find them
hmm

>Anon! come out of your cave for once and spend christmas with your family!
>NO MUM, I NEED TO POST PICTURES OF MODEL AND ACTRESS CARA DELEVINGNE ON A CANTONESE STAMP COLLECTING WEBSITE

>>69058125
>Thorntons

FOB

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>>69058074
so you mean heroes?

eating kinder santas atm

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>>69058099
no but i have this

>>69058129

screaming

>not McVities Victoria

>>69058074
how can you BE so out of touch with british culture, desert yanks literally need to FUCK OFF

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>>69058123
Hew?

>>69058095
>2. Quality street
>POWER BREAK
>99999999999. Quality street
hmmmm

>>69058074
Australians are like some weird bizarro version of britain

it all seems vaguely recognisable but is different for some reason

'cadubry favourtes' or 'smiths chips' or 'vegemite'
rlly gets me thinking

>>69058133
looks that way. don't think i've ever seen a nestle one here

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reminder that these are the GOAT crimbo chocolate

>>69058129
yelping

If two people confess to a murder and nobody witnessed it you can't put either of them in prison since there's no way to be sure who did it.

Why doesn't every murderer just someone along to both confess?

>>69058128

umm, cherry ripes are nasty sweetheart x

>>69058167
>lindt

FOT
(fuck off trillionaire)

>>69058167
bit expensive though

Heems all of you

Will take a box of ferrero rocher over any of these so-called "chocolates" 2bh

white chocolate is top

>>69058172
the fuck do these cunts have in common?

>Thorntons
chocolate for northerners to think theyre posh

>>69058185
FOF (fuck off frog)

>>69058172
Imagine not rating Kanye and Varg

>>69058195
philosophers of the 21st

Got a little theory I want to test out lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736
http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736
http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736

Sat here naked in the bath at my grandma's house and the water is running ice cold
NOT a fan of the so-called "extended family"

>>69058180
Alri Zhang

>>69058167
True dat

>>69058197
That would be lindt or ferraro rocher

got the window open

>>69058167
can't really snack on them thouguh

>>69058157
was marmite about before vegemite?
also don't forget weet-bix vs weetabix

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Naughty Brit

>>69058213
Dad is too cheap to put the hot water on lol

>>69058157
was just thinking that

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Like mindless drones, I started the debate about chocolates and you all rattle off your chocolates that your consumerised and commercialised brain can think off.

travelled on a plane yesterday and the day before and again tomorrow

>>69058246
Maybe he needs to put money on his hot water key

Opened up safari to show my aunt something and pornhub tab was open

How embarrassing

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Bought you this

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>>69058254
i made my toblerone post without even reading any of the thread

these cadbury favourites boxes never have enough flakes

>>69058274
Did you ever stop to think that maybe she's into that?

>>69058180
GOOD post

>>69058211
>le facebook meme man
>ben stiller
>because god doesnt exist i will find the 100 most retarded christians in existence and debate them on TV to prove how smart I am with literally no original content or thoughts
>asian masculinity
>black science man
>molymeme
>aquaman
>literally who of where
>literal murderer living in a foreign country on benefits talking about how refugees are scumbag leeches and Christianity killed muh beautiful pagans

>>69058277
>full sized bars

nostalgia

>>69058172

ignore all pseudo-intellectual rhetoricians

>>69058236
Weetbix is the OG, the Brits have their own shitty knockoffs

Fuck me, theirs aren't even square. They've got rounded edges. Disgusting desu

The popes message is so inspiring

http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736
http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736
http://www.strawpoll.me/11952736

more votes please, favourite chocolates and political affiliation!

>>69058274
as in the tab was there or you were still clicked on it
what was on the page

might go back to sleep

>Ill on Christmas yet again
Can't say I'm a huge fan of this gimmick

Kill most white people?
No. Kill all white people!

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I really am too smart for a gf

I like gurdjieff, hard techno, quantum mechanics, LSD and expensive whisky, what girl can relate to me?

>>69058172
who is bottom middle?

>>69058296
>weetabix made in aus
>sells weetabix to poms
>cheeky cunt then starts selling weet-bix here
at least thats how i think it goes

never tried marmite or vegemite, what are they like?

>>69058301
>0 for rasheed roses

roses confirmed whitest chocolates in existence

>>69058321
SoA

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on a scale of 1 - 10 how hard do i punch me sister inthe head for givin me this shit for chrimbo?

>>69058324
bitter viscous aids

>>69058296
weetbix and weetabix were invented by the same guy.

>>69058324
Nice on toast m8

>>69058305
a thumbnail of a girl sucking a dick

it was on that tab

>>69058335
10

Could quite readily commence a 3rd wank but i'll give it a rest for jesus

>>69058324
Vegemite is shit
Marmite is the patrician choice

>>69058324
its a bitter taste. you need to have grown up with it i reckon

>>69058324
Surest way to weed out the runts. If they say they don't like it bin them immediately

>>69058341
Hm? So you lads chose the inferior version of the two, embarrassing

>>69058335
They're alright m8

>>69058335
give her a kiss and touch her butt

>>69058324

Tried some recently out of curiosity, I enjoyed it but I imagine the stench would put people off, it's like a really powerful yeast and tastes incredibly salty.

I'm doing nothing but snacking on chocolates and beer, feel a bit like the woman from Garden of Words.

2 of my bedroom walls are entirely covered in small insects
ah yes, the Australian summer

>>69058344
nice one
now you can start dropping hints around your aunt and see if she's up for it

>sat in my comfy boxers
>gf tells me to get dressed
>throw on yesterdays trackies and a hoodie
>"anon for fucks sake, your hoodie has fucking cig burns on it and you are NOT wearing those pants outside"
>have to get changed. AGAIN.
it's christmas, leave me alone you fucking witch
fucking women, am i right, lads? what are they like, eh?

Wondering if JC would be disappointed if I whacked my willy today lads

>>69058372
don't care

off work until the new year.
dont have any friends, no places to hang out, literally nothing to. almost run out of food today and all the shops are closed. send help

So 'sheeds like Quality Street

bunch of mugs as we all knew

https://imgur.com/a/BnTTZ
what if zelda was a girl?

vegemite on saos is the only thing i can stomach if i've been vomiting that day

>>69058406
don't care

>>69058372
this. why is it so shit?

>>69058409
don't care

>>69058335
>not liking liqorice

beta

haven't vomited in over 3 years and before that it was 10

>>69058404
>last pic isn't one of her benis

genuinely surprised that it wasn't a trap

>>69058372
any christmas beetles? im glad there are none where i live

>>69058419
hoping for this
would prefer death over vomiting desu

>>69058421
FOB

currently wearing jeans that are 2 sizes too big for me
looks like im wearing fucking flares

feel really tired desu

Do you think the God will save the queen?

had a stomach bug like 6 times in the last 2 years

>>69058438
yeah same
have an extreme fear of it

>>69058419
vomited once last year and that ended a 10 year wait, think it was food poisoning because I was shitting out liquid too and absolutely destroyed a toilet at Liverpool street

felt a bit bad for the mong who had to clean it up afterwards but then I saw it was a wog and had a little chuck to myself

>>69058451
same

got a good 7-8 sleeps and still feel shattered for some reason

happy holidays, y'all!

you dudes watching the ball game later?

*sips from my 300ml bud light*

woaaah bros, i shouldn't be getting so drunk today haha

>>69058419
i vomit every other weekend

Australia is pretty much how you'd imagine a British colony on a massive roasting hot desert continent would turn out desu.

>>69058414
its shit liqorice tho

>>69058062
This 2bh

Merry Christmas lad

>>69058471
got 11 and i currently feel like crawling back into bed for a bit

just found out my faggot cousin and his faggot "boyfriend" are home for christmas

probably gonna have to see and talk to them at some stage even though I'm repulsed by them

ugh

>>69058062
merry christmas cara

got those feelings where you analyze all the stupid shit you did drunk


for example, proper slapped a girls arse who didn't want it and was jeery as fuck haha.

cheers lads.

>>69058486
fully sick?

>>69058419

Vomited thrice today, 2 of them were just water and the first was just some maltesers

>>69058461
wash your hands

>>69058419

have bad acid reflux from my 10 years of binge drinking and i vomit about 3-4 mornings a week, loads of bile and mucus and stuff

>>69058335
eat the wine gums, bin the rest

>>69058502
Nice sexual assault bro

>>69058512
SICK 'IM, JANNY

>>69058502
>proper slapped a girls arse who didn't want it

I always do this in clubs

proper squeeze girls arses and tits when there's a gang of people walking past, never gets copped haha

my chucks are normally very meaty and thick

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look what some nutter did to this tenner

>>69058497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTj--MjC7k

>>69058545
Joe Rogan is a great philosopher

my little brother is turning into a right ponce

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>>69058512

them pits

>>69058512
janny's working overtime today

>>69058528
I knew her, but it was too forward. We were in a group of 3 and I kept interrupting too. Lel.

>>69058550
Good lad

received 13 bottles of hob goblin lads

Couldn't make it up

>Still been coughing like a smoker since September
>Doctors don't actually know why

Interesting

>Brother got drunk last night and lost my house keys that i lent him when i went home early

day just keeps getting worse.

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>tfw too intelligent to watch twenty-two of fully grown men running after a small round object for 90 minutes on the rectangular grass field

>>69058462
think i might have a problem because of it, have taken to not touching anyone unless absolutely necessary and wash my hands whenever i can

>>69058552
wrote my myspace on a 5 pound note before haha

>>69058552
thats how people at banks count them sometimes they wrote 420 on it because they needed to stop and didnt wanna lose count

>>69058556
send him my way

i haven't had a shower in 2 days and if you think i'm having a shower today just because it's christmas, you're wrong. you're fucking dead wrong, cunt.

thinking of getting pissed (by myself) for christmas

got a few beers in the fridge and a whole bottle of vodka at my disposal

Wonder if janny gets time and a half today

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>Janny's working on Christmas day

>>69058561
iz okay bby

>>69058583
nathan nonce?

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>>69058562
>drinking knob gobbling

I'm really smart and really funny

>>69058572
>tfw too intelligent to not say 'spherical object' rather than 'small round object'

fucking hell

the absolute STATE

of janny

i mean

the absolute STATE of him

'kinell

>>69058573
same haha
learned to live with it
*opens bathroom door with my foot*

had a couple of topics ready in my head to bring up during dinner but completely forgot them all now haha

>>69058523
>not rating dolly mixture
Neck yourself

>>69058637
don't care

>>69058584
>2 days

that's fucking nothing lmao

have literally went months without showering

leave the janny ALONE
stop bullying

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Pupper

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What went so wrong?

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fuck sake lads, just got ambushed by a wasp in the kitchen

how the fuck was it even still alive? thought they all died off in september

>>69058550
bit creepy this

>>69058666
had his mum murdered by sand people

don't get the point of curved tvs

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If you eat black liquorice you might just be a runt not worthy of life

>>69058550
grim

>>69058666
being brought up by a single mother

>>69058666
the jedi council ticked him off a bit
and then his gf died.

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Den grams amber leaf?

Are you daging de piss my friend?

having some clean water

cracking open a lomza non pasteurised

>>69058637
brexit

>>69058693
bully me more daddy please

>>69058611
went through a muh real ales phase when I was 17 and now everyone thinks I love the stuff

>>69058669
Literally one of them followed me home from the airport

Reading? I didn't know you could read

>>69058705
>falling for the rolled up jew

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>>69058666

NOTHING

>>69058680
>>69058698
>girls in /brit/

>>69058690
Deano's next investment once he finishes paying off the rented smart fridge

>>69058710
nah mate
my little brother is a bremainer mong, no way i'm bringing that up again
will ruin christmas

>>69058680
not really

>>69058705
one pack of durex extra safe boss

really dislike this Swiss proxy spastic

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I am going into battle. And require only your strongest potions.

>>69058750
Well he's not really your brother then lad.

>never seen a single star wars film
>still know most of it through cultural references in other media and culture

VERY impressive

Merry Christmas, from your friends in the United States of America.

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>>69058664
sleep
tight
pupper

>>69058761
t. gchq

need a piss, anyone want anything

>mum asks for a picture
>say okay
>go get dressed
>starts slagging me off for what i'm wearing
>"i'm not having a picture with you then, i only wanted a picture of you with your nice clothes on"
sound then, you fucking cunt

>>69058772
Same. Lucas, I am your father.

>rich friends father bought an apartment in a Bulgarian holiday area
>It was extremely cheap and obviously illegal, he didn't have the proper paperwork
>They went to Bulgaria for Christmas and New Years
>Visited apartment and got chased out by angry Bulgarian men with pistols

Literally couldn't fucking fabricate, my mate just text me this and I'm fucking dying also merry Christmas lads x

Gentlemen

This is

Democracy

Manifest

thinking of letting are hayley piss on me for christmas

>>69058772
rosebud

yesss

rosebud frozen peas

full of country goodness and green penis

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santa didn't bring me a gf :-(

>look at me I am le radical centrist I hate le government spying
>if only Tim Farron was in power he'd sort it out xD

the doggo is still getting to grips with the whole concept of "wind"

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JUST

>>69058799
A
SUCCULENT
CHINESE
MEAL?

>>69058808
Source on this qt

>>69058802
>letting
You mean paying her for the privilege

>>69058680
it's banter

>>69058808
>mole on hand
utter trash

>>69058796
How much was it

Also HOWEVER is on rte right now

vomitrocious

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building some technic lego while i wait for din dins lads

>>69058813
>if only Tim Farron was in power
>if only
just you wait
LIB DEM SURGE

>>69058698
it's banter

first thing anyone said to me today was my sister asking me why did i look so shit
yea nice cheers

>>69058820
he's in a film called Blue Ruin, it's really good

Anyone here had a much older woman as a girlfriend? Seems kind of interesitng.

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Get your thinking caps on

>>69058850
so why DID you look so shit?

>>69058765

why didn't he just sell him the potions?

>>69058844
just realised what I want for christmas, bit late

would love some lego

>>69058837
He didn't clarify but I'd say a couple ten thousand quid, Bulgarian mob probably sold them it. Loads of rich people get caught up in stupid scams like this.

preemptively called a plumber for tomorrow, cause my christmas shit is gonna fucking break the plumbing lads

aha yes the janny what a loser being on 4chan on christmas day

he says posting on 4chan on christmas day

really makes you think

about to watch a doco about noncing so i know not what to do haha

>>69058858
No but I would like a mummy girlfriend to look after me and let me do cummies in her tummy.

>>69058867
BECAUSE HIS POTIONS WERE TOO STRONG FOR HIM AND HE SHOULD HAVE FOUND SOMEONE THAT SELLS WEAKER POTIONS

my childhood best friend was a literal billionaire

>>69058876
Being a janny is already one step below the average poster at the best of times

>>69058832
yeah

>>69058876
alri janny boy

>>69058858
yeah i have

I bought Janie hot pockets a fruit basket forchristmas

fun fact : it's christmas because jesus was born on this day it's not like jesus was born on this day because christma

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Why aren young men marrying and having families?

hope jordan knight has had a lovely christmas and got everything he asked for :3 xx

>>69058876
alri janny ahahaha you on double time today?

>>69058876
>posting leisurely on 4chan
vs
>working a shift on 4chan

it's like comparing someone having a meal in a restaurant, to the person serving it

>>69058916
Because >tfw no gf

>>69058921
i'll tell him

>>69058902

Nice, how did it go? Teach me your ways senpai.

>>69058916
caring women feelings and kiddos are an extreme kind of pain in anus

>>69058921

why? he's a normie

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>>69058929
>remember to tip your janny this christmas

Quite drunk lads

>>69058967
don't care

>>69058910
hmm, it makes sense

>>69058948
cheers
>>69058956
so? you sound a bit jealous and bitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H14KORAyPjU

>>69058948

no need, already notified jordan via the 'book

>>69058963
>tip
FOY

got a terrorist watch lads
very happy with my xmas

That girl on the villaplus advert is an absolute qt

How do I find out her name?

fucking hell lads
going to japan on thursday and the lads are talking about going in an onsen.

bit gay and all.


might do it.

>>69058984

not jealous or bitter, just like seeing normies crumble desu

>>69058864
i was born this way

>>69058956
friendlyjordies

>>69058095
>being this poor

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>>69059001
Literally took me 5 seconds on google

Lily Blunsom-Washbrook

https://www.princethorpe.co.uk/news/news-archive-2015-2016-1/the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-villas-lilys-starring-role-in-advertising-campaign

is Jordan the Aussie whose uncle was put in the ground by the 'ra

>celebrating the birth of a white straight cis male

ah, yes,

>>69058987
post screenshot
>>69059016
well i hope you had a shit christmas

>>69059004
aint gay at all
just take a shower before getting into a hot tub

>>69059004
had the chance but I didn't do it
regret it iah
got a nice willy and would have liked the lads to have seen it

>>69059042
no that's probably the anti-jordan abnormie saddo

>be russian
>get crashed

>>69059044
>palestinian
>white

>>69059054

what you hope for is irrelevant at this point, my christmas was fantastic and it just ended an hour ago :^)

maybe check yourself before you wreck yourself next time?

>5 year old opening toys on YouTube gets $1 million a month in ad revenue

fuming

>>69059077
hope you aren't talking about me

>>69059079
It was white before the Arab invasion

Heading off now to the dinner. See you.

>>69059070
naked men in a hot tub

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>69059076
yeah i dont have a nice willy desu

>>69058949
it's alright

sometimes its like having a 3rd parent
also some cultural reference and things just go over each other's head

she used to send me like stupid photoshoped pictures she'd find on the internet, in amazement for example.

she'd also reference the age difference whilst we were doing sexy stuff

>>69058848
>>69058739
it's neither cool nor funny
you're just creeps

>tfw unironically enjoy pleb beer

>>69059037
>double barrel surname

billionaire

Why do fags make such a big deal about weed and how its the ointment for all the world's ills?

anyone got a good porno of some brit slag yelling obscenities whilst getting fucked?

my fetish xx

>>69059147
Gotta make it seem really great to justify their addiction

>>69059124
it's not cool or funny, it's banter

>>69059081
Don't believe this to be true but I know they earn a fucking ridiculous amount
The niece and nephew watch them all the time

wish the world had ended in 2007

everything since then has been a meaningless nightmare of suffering

>>69059095
kek no it wasnt

>>69059167
not banter either

>>69059118

But how did you make her yours? Going to try and find a potential mommy gf in Spain next month so that I can have a fun summer.

wish I didn't eat 4 sausage rolls, feel sickly full yet and haven't eaten dinner

>>69059095
Bedouins > Egyptians > Assyrians > Babylonians > Greeks > Romans > Arabs

history of palestine, and none of them are white

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/55288709/#55290418

one of my favourite /brit/ posts of all time

>>69059181
it is

they just don't know it

>>69059116
come on mate
no one's gonna grope your willy like anime girls grope each others tits in onsen

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>>69059171
I miss him too..... lifes not been the same since he left.....

>>69059201
nah you're just being weird

>>69059147

duuude it can literally be used for everything that's why big companies keep it illegal cause it put them out of business

>>69059124
explain this immediately from a man's perspective or you're a girl

had a shite ton of coffee this morning and now i'm bog-bound

>>69059198
Literally all are white except Arabs you Ameridiot

>>69059227

maybe for a paki like yourself

anyone have trouble sleeping last night after i posted my willy?

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>>69059199
why? I added him that time on my second fb account (use it for tinder and avoid fb cookie tracking) haha

>>69059204
wanna come with me senpai

>>69059213
explain how groping a girl is acceptable in any form

>>69059234
If I were a Paki I would want them to be Pakis

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>>69059238
dunno he's just a funny lad

wanking is one of the only things i look forward to

are ya winning son?

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what did you get for xmas lads

>>69059237
me x

constantly woke up to myself humping my pillow so had to get up and have a furious wank

>>69059256
do you still have him added? I deleted him

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>>69059227
>he still believes the romans were white

>>69059211
not an argument, is it?

>>69059262
body weight in coal

it was A LOT of coal

>>69059262
two boxes of linx showergel and a massive bar of galaxy

Post slags in slaggy Christmas outfits

>>69059254

except you're a self-hating cuck

>>69059269
t. someone who didn't see it