Vocaroo Thread

Dit e dielë qesh kur t'pash
Si ëngjull I but
Jam ul n'gjunj e kryq kam ba
E për ty jam lut

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRRtETQggJ

>>69056516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tq7NLf3T8E

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>>69056983
>>69057588

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AKw51fgkgS

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I asked for an arab gf for christmas but Santa doesn't care about me.

>>69056607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5LL3cVIrn

>>69066315
He does care about you, that's why you didn't get you one.

>>69056516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wyqlXT9hEr
>>69056607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Sv836GxkI

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>>69066315

>>69066315
Just here to say that arab women are no better than dogs, they can't stop talking about religion with an irritating voice. Imagine a dog barking at you with all day, but at least dogs smell nice.

Arab women sweat smells like sausage and their breath is like rotten sheep meat

>>69067720
kek
I saw this too on frenchbashing.com

Requesting French

>>69069500
i feel bamboozled that you had me go to a site that isn't even real. i demand reparations

>>69056516
Obligatory English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjaiM7l1EJ

Merry christmas bump assholes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zgu2drggFu

>>69073880
You sound too muscular and swarthy to be here

"ege szege
drzwi strzegę"

>>69073924
And you sound too proper and well accented to be here : )
The women here love that accent.

>>69073931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1068boWzLdl

>>69074055
correct:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0JU9HA8yU
your attempt was funny though xD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s061GogTtUO7

Cheap laptop has a bad microphone

How'd I do amigos?

>>69074543
Your language is strange to me, I think I might start voting UKIP

>>69074623
Painful

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHtSe63BPw

tenno heika banzaaaaaaaaaai
ore wa polando ga daisuki da!

>>69074657
not that hard to read desu, just some digraphs (rz,cz,ch,sz, dż etc.) and less often trigraphs (drz, dzi) that need to be remembered
and some new letters like ż,ł,ó,ą,ę xD
i know it still seems strange for you, as for me every balkan language + lithuanian/latvian, which are probably not that hard to read as well (saying it as Pole, idk about Brits with their accent), just have strange spelling rules

Sup guys.

>>69075028
Just seems unnecessary, especially considering how much of English is already redundant

>>69075038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O1nPRRkeII

>>69075111
I aint clicking that virus nigga.

>>69075385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n4QAfgiu6F

I had to use google to understand your German nonsense

>>69075510
I DONT CLICK ON VIRUSES

>>69074687
someone gotta try this

>>69076239

here you go senpai http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PEEUI8fZm8

>>69076281
>s0PEEUI8fZm8
>m8
ayyy

>>69076239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1azCFF0yBZo

I feel lazy even posting this

>>69076281
>>69076322
lol so fun XD not bad

>>69076560
:) your turn

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

>>69076596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PH7lfrX3r0

so embarrassing XD

>>69076819
nip nong ching chong tang fang poo

>>69073931
Using cheapass ancient headset...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DrP1rpKwQh

"Člen ruského Alexandrova armádního pěveckého sboru, zpěvák Roman Valutov byl na seznamu obětí nedělní letecké katastrofy u Soči, během dne ale vyšlo najevo, že do letounu Tu-154, jenž se zřítil do Černého moře, vůbec nenastoupil."

>>69076854
rate me plz
I spent shitton of time in improing my English.

>>69076999
You do the thing we do to make fun of asians, where you switch L for R

Stop that

>>69075028
>drz
It's not a trigraph, ya dumdum.

>>69078119
idc how it's called, i'm not a humanist. just wanted to give an example xD

>>69076596
i hope that amount of r's and l's in this text and that he's Japanese is a coincidence

>>69080370
ofc

>>69080744
u r a dick mr penis

>>69080790
but at least im not spanish

>>69080790
>>69080860
or worse, basque

>>69080860
fair enough, you're happy not being spanish, I'm happy not being a hamplanet

>>69080878
lmao, nah

Give me some sentences which sounds like Japanese army.I'll vocaroo it.

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>>69080986
if you keep putting so much salt on your burgers your kidneys will stop working :^)