/brit/

Poo

>>69052810

Still too early to drink is it? I mean it's Christmas and all so I figured people would look the other way or should I wait until later on?

cara

unironically got friendzoned lads. the memes are real

>>69052840
I gotta drive my sister to our folks house
spill some out for me

A Russian military plane with 92 people on board has crashed into the Black Sea, Russia's defence ministry says.

The plane disappeared from radar two minutes after taking off from the resort of Sochi at 05:25 (02:25 GMT). Debris and one body have been found, with no reports of any survivors.

The defence ministry said the Tu-154 was carrying soldiers, 64 members of the famed Alexandrov military music ensemble, and nine reporters.

>>69052854
Better than having sex and ruining a friendship. Trust me.

>>69052858
>folks

Starting drinking after breakfast lads
Might start with a cheeky glass of port or gimonade

>Mfw got a Snowman and the Dog cake
Jealous?

>>69052867
islam to blame

woke up early with stomach cramps and did a big shit

feel awful

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I hate Christmas

happy Hanukkah lads

>>69052840

yes, 9:30am is too early to drink even on christmas day

just wait until lunch time

>>69052840
eat something first, don't listen to the Australian party pooper

>>69052905

Will save my beer stash for my yearly Neon Genesis marathon. Looking forward to watching the 1080p BD this time.

watching an aurora snow gangbang

Pengest Brunch

>>69052869
yo i hope you fucking die man what a stupid ridiculous thing to say theirs always others friends.

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Good edition

nose a little bit blocked

christmas status: ruined

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Building this after no sleep on coke all night ahahaha

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Lads, bit worried for Her Maj.

Hope she's okay.

>>69052943
nah

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i seriously hope you porn addicts can go one day without

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>So this is Chrismtas
>And what have you done
>Another year over
>And a new one just begun

>>69052959
remember to keep discharging static lad :)

Merry Christmas, you bunch of sadacts

>>69052963
>worrying about a literal living holiday attraction

the queen dying would be a Christmas miracle

>>69052963
think her clogs are well and truly popped now

just completed the xmas wank
thanks /trash/

>>69052959
why get an i5 but settle for an amd card?

The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a year

Got a new FILA jumper Hannukah lads well amped

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Merry Christmas lads!

Get any good prezzies?

Going to start the ol' sesh at 11

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

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>>69053009
that's still someone's mum/grandmother/great grandmother lad

>>69053021
i dunno nerd i wanted a good gaming computer so i told my brother to orde rfthe fuckign parts i dunno what it mneans cunt

really wish yellowstone would erupt and take out all the yanks and leafs x

>>69053034
Not a single thing from anyone lmao

>>69053035
you're falways fhere

>>69053034
Received a shite tonne of sweets and not much else

Think my mum really wants me to get diabetes

need a girl to make fun of my small willy

>>69053034
>ifunny.co

>>69053033
jewish holiday invented so they'd have something similar to christmas

>>69053039
Literally don't care

is he called Shakin' Stevens cause he has MS or does he just live somewhere that gets lots of earthquakes?

Yellowstone erupting would have no affect on me

>>69053047
yeah well he cucked you faggot lmao

A girl stopped me at the bar last night and said "I just have to tell you that you're really good looking"

I pretty much just ran away haha

>>69053079
still probably better than yours i just dumped £750 on it for a laugh ahahahha

>>69053077
Typical short-sighted leaf

>>69053092
proper laugh that mate, should be on live at the Apollo with that routine

Housemates gf kept complimenting me when she was drunk lads haha it was right infront of my housemate too

She kept grabbing my arm and telling me my hair looks great and how my sweater looks great too

Haha kill all australians

NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE FUN OF MY SMALL PENIS

>having to spend your xmas with a strung out coke fiend

unlcuky

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>>>/tv/77620001

>>69053058
Thanks, shan't be posting it ever again

>>69053119
its alright i think im gonna have a heart attack anyway mty hearrts been poundign for about 6 hours straight

Don't think my sausages were fully cooked

>>69053092
nah its not though
nvidia graphics cards are pretty much always better

>>69052810
>tfw gonna die sad and alone
Watching the Grinch and I just felt sympathy for him desu.

ROOOOO

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christmas is a social construct

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>>69053119

> unlcuky

who's the strung out coke fiend now?

>>69053129
baneposting has surpassed meme status

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just browsed the #joinin hashtag

>>69053152
you are wrong

delete your posts

i've had 8gb of ram sitting in my drawer for like 2 years now, would it still be okay to use? i've kept it in the plastic packaging it came in.

>>69053158
I want Hayley to handcuff me to the bed and then shit on me

>>69052840
I was up drinking until 5 in the morning. Might start up again now.

>>69053184
Unless it was vacuum sealed, I wouldn't risk it

>>69053192
why would you keep the clothes

having a cup of tea in bed before getting up and braving the senpai lads

i looked up whether or not amd was in fact worse than nvidia on reddit and they told me that the difference is negligible and you should go for whichever one will be the best value.

>>69053192
>that asian bloke on the left
nice one

tfw no gf

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>all these amd cucks
lmaoing @ ur life

>>69053184
might need to change the batteries

>>69053200

why not? what's the worst that could happen?

>>69053184
probably gone stale desu senpai desu

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Didnt know the name of Ross's ex-wifes lesbian lover and had my entire family laugh at me

>>69053229
Would you eat two year old chicken?

>>69053216
it varies from game to game based on GPU optimisation

but yes, hardly matters

>le computer autism
Runts of the lowest order

i'm ill on christmas day lads. proper flu. don't feel like eating or drinking, i'm snotting and coughing all the time, sweating, shivering and my eyeballs are aching to fuck. please kill me.

>>69053216
simply put - amd is supposed to be more bang for your buck an nvidia is supposed to be the higher end
But the graphics card is one of the most important pieces so you should be spending more on it

losing my marbles due to fatigue

made a cup of tea and a bowl of shreddies and i tried to pour the kettle on the shreddies, imagine the utter carnage that would have resulted?

queen confirmed on last legs

I don't give a shit about Friends or The Big Bang Theory, both are absolutely terrible.

>>69053294
omg, that's so left field! you're awesome dude way to stick it to the man!!

>>69053261
Take a zinc tablet via suppository if you have any

could someone explain to me the "a good two hours" mene to me

>>69053290

I thought the season of The Last Leg ended this weekend?

>>69053290
>The Queen will not attend church on Christmas Day because she is still suffering from a heavy cold, Buckingham Palace has said.

Shit lads, this might actually be it

Stomache is aching with hunger

Where's my trócaire appeal you lazy black bastards?

Going back home today lads

>>69053290
I want her to die desu.

>>69053294
I like the Big Bang Theory. I just can't relate to nerds who actually get women.

>queeny showing solidarity with me on christmas day
don't feel as bad about my flu now ngl

>>69053331
prefer if she didn't die on a public holiday though.

rather she died on some random day, so we get a public holiday then instead.

>>69053314

>Queen dies of Japanese cold

>>69053348
Day after Boxing day would be good.

>>69053294
That's SO unique of you!

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>>69053290
>>69053314

she's really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxwfjMm0wc

>>69053294
>tfw you say you don't like 'TBBT' to people you know like it
>tfw they say 'you probably don't understand the science behind the jokes'
>implying i didn't do GCSE science

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Oh? Queen dying.... how.... sad

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the state of my face at the moment

>>69053158
Red hair on women is the moist beautiful thing.

Can't believe how short, cruel and pointless life is

Does anyone have the willy willy wank poo song?

please x

>>69053359
nah i'm thinking sometime in the summer phammo

Have to catch my plane at 4 but it's just 11 here and I'm supposed to checkout already. You think I can just wait here until my host comes home and then leave?

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>>69053382

>>69053412
I just want a day off work desu. I'm in tomorrow.

Want to move to Dublin and be an alcoholic writer

>>69053400
>short
Already starting to get bored and im only 20

>>69053413
*doesn't look up from the in-flight safety information*
mm I think it's just a bit of turbulence

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do they keep this guy locked in a room somewhere all year and just drag him out every christmas to do the usual D-list celebrity christmas shows?

>>69053439
what's that supposed to mean you utter twerp

>>69053413

Been studying Spanish lately but the whole Para ti and Para tu thing confused me a little. Why do Spaniards have two different ways of saying "For you", is one more formal and informal?

>>69053413
why are you flying on christmas day you weirdo?

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>>69053420
the absolute state of affairs

>Pope Francis: Christmas 'hostage to materialism'


Thoughts?

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>>69053382
All cleaned up for you mate

Bit of advice: get a fucking shave

>>69052875
>port
>gin
High quality drinks lad
What sort you having? Bombay Sapphire and some sort of Portuguese port are my faves

>>69053470
He is right but I have nothing else to celebrate.

Going crazy from psychedelic drug abuse

>>69053453
*doesn't respond*
*asks the air hostess if I can move*

>>69053470
he's right, but anti-materialists like myself haven't got a plausible back up plan.

the so-called "mother", just gave me some yum yums for my tum tums

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>>69053420
>>69053469
>tfw get a month off work for surgery

>>69053455
mate I'm not spanish
>>69053459
twas cheaper la

>>69053479
>Bit of advice: get a fucking shave
this. that arse fur you're trying to pass off as a beard is revolting

Dead inside, but I still smile, I got nine lives, from the x files

>>69053492
see>>69053487

>>69053470
lmaoing at how the Pope still thinks Christmas is still a Christian thing ahaha

christmas is a spook

>>69053479
>>69053503
cheers x

>>69053512
good post

>>69053511
we're still a christian country, rasheed

>>69053502

>Goes to Spain
>Doesn't study Spanish

Bet you're one of those English runts who go to Benidorm and act like a total Deano.

>>69053459

look at flightradar lad it's a busy day up there

>>69053512
fantastic post

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>>69053512
Eat shit and die, but not before checking my trips

I hate my life.

Back from a 5 month break from brit

HEY

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGLOIDS

(yea, I'm late)

>>69053534
actually went to madrid on my own haha

but why the fuck would I learn spanish for a one week trip you melt

>>69053470
meh. what is he supposed to say? 'God loves when you shop at ToysRus!'??

>>69053533
If you actually believe that, you're deluded.

is there any perceivable difference between fucking a male Heinie and a female Heinie?

>>69053001
edgy teen detected

What's the consensus on spending Christmas abroad, alone?

The idea of being somewhere mild/slightly warm with a beach and just enjoying a few drinks on Christmas Day sounds good but I don't know if it wuld be one of those that when you got to wherever it was it would just be a bit depressing.

>>69053470
Completely true, it's unreal how many people think Christmas is about how much you spend.

>>69053564
merry christmas Bonaparte

Want to live in the mexican mountains just eating mescaline acid and shrooms all the time and having tantric orgies

>>69052840
>Still too early to drink is it?
No, I'm already drinking champagne.

had a dream a pair of robbers were trying to get into my house and when they did they stabbed me

>>69053568
>>69053568

How is Madrid? I go to Spain basically every summer or so but I've never been to the capital or Barcelona, seems a little extravegant, the rural areas I find are easiest to enjoy. Not too crowded and don't feel like complete tourist traps.

>Mfw going to spend basically all of next month getting pissed in Spanish pubs and reading 2666
Looking forward to it

>>69053608
did this for nearly 3 years

think the rents are about to break out the bucks fizz lads

>>69053470
its funny when he says things like this
stops all the progressive retards in their tracks because they're used to him banging on about refugees

>>69053582
>Heinie
Fuck off yank

a Happy christmas and a merry new year to all you ragamuffins

How many self proclaimed normies do you reckon are sat here browsing /brit/ on christmas day?

Last time I was here everyone was talking about that schizophrenic Tim. Whatever happened to him?

>>69053591

I'm going to Riga on NYE alone

my other options were 1) stay in with my family who do my nut in 2) hang out with my one friend

>>69053591
I assume you're spending it alone in Britain anyway. If you want to be on a beach instead, if that'll make your life a little happier, then why not. Sure it'll be depressing, being surrounded by the elderly and alone and working class families, but how is that different to Britain?

>>69053608
just grow a few peyotes and have a little shroom grow in your house

get a cutting of salvia whilst you're at it.

>>69053623
I really liked it

Lots to see, weather was alright too (better than back home at least)

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>>69052810
Santa delivered her to me lad

>>69053642
not many desu

>tfw not everyone is up yet


reeeeeeeee let me open presents

>>69053642
Probably not many. Just us failures for the day.

>>69053661
I'm with my parents at the minute, but I'm the last of my siblings to move out and i'm not far from doing so.

Christmas isn't the same anymore, we used to have loads and loads of family come around to our house, now this year because grandparents are old and aunts and uncles have other plans it's just us going to a sibling's house for dinner.

Figured a winter break might be nice.

>>69053686
Source on this slag?

Snort these bags of coke he said
You won't have a come down he said
I'm fucking dying lads, was awake until 6am crying and shit.

do paki kids get presents today?

>>69053692
wake them up you beta

Guys what happened to Tim and the dentist etc I need answers

>>69053692
how fukcing old are u jesus christ christmas really reveals the true age of most of fucking /brit/ when you're up early excited abotu ur fucking presents jesus fucking christ

>>69053716
>paki kids being good for ol' saint nick
doubtful

>>69053726
Tim moved and now lives a quiet life free from the dentist's harassment

>>69053716
Obviously, it's Christmas. Why would race or religion have anything to do with Christmas?

>>69053733
i'm getting a dildo

Wanking in a winter wonderland

>>69053753
Liked this post.

>>69053753
only white people should celebrate christmas

>>69053753
Exactly. Capitalism has no religion.

fuck christmas

>>69053783
capitalism is a religion

>>69053777
Why? Santa isn't

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>>69053733
just stop

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>>69053792
>>69053783
NO NO NO

NOT TODAY

>>69053792
mate it's not in the slightest

>>69053761
What are you going to shove it up your bum or something rofl?!

>creampie
>asian
>ebony
>milf
>bukakke
>pissing
>midgets

my progression through the 6 hour almost constant cocaine fueled wanking session. came once at the start and never again . was almost soft for most of it ahahahah

you people think you're really quick witted but i bet it only works when you have time to think of a reply and in real conversation you're a bumbling retard when you're not effectively mute.

>>69053812
delete this image mate

Forgot the turkey lads, family are quite pissed at me.

>got holidays from work the 21st
>got the flu the day after
>still sick today

Fucking marvellous merry Christmas /Brit/

>>69053761
bit gay

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>>69053828
ok m8

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>>69053712
She's just a fashion blogger. Nice legs in tights consistently tho.

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>all these cunts saying santa

IT'S FATHER CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>>69053818

in a Freudian sense, Capitalism always has been a revealed religion. Religion is a public neurosis; neurosis is a private religion.

Capitalism, I would in all seriousness suggest, can best be understood as a public neurosis characteristic of societies in which the life energy has been driven out of the genital area into the anal area.

>>69053825
How many grams did you go through and how much did it cost you?

>it's christmas but it's AV weekend on nost and I really need to get exalted, but my family are making me go and see relatives

reee

>>69053851
I was replying to a yank, I thought it polite to use their terms since they're a Christmas guest in our thread

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>didn't take out and defrost the nut roast for xmas lunch

mummy dearest will have my guts for garters

>>69053851
americanised teenagers

>>69053733
look at this tryhard

I'm 23 and not too insecure to admit I enjoy opening presents

>>69053862
>in a Freudian

Stopped reading at that point

love when people over-conflate capitalism with random shit

>>69053851
father christmas is what posh english cunts say
its santa or santy you bender

quite a haul this year lids
now off to the missusses parents for coffee and mints

>>69053893
I'm a working class northerner and I say Father Christmas.

>>69053893
I'm a poor scouse cunt and we say Father Christmas

>>69053868
i bought 3.5 gr,
ams in 3 bags but did it from all 3 so i ended u pwith this about half an houir ago but the bag on the left is enpty now crimbo dinnjer in about 30 minutrd hahaha

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>>69053818
you for real?

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>>69053862
indeed, poignant

popped a blood vessel in my willy tonight and can't sleep because of it. stings like hell

>>69053893
>the state of shit-hole ireland

jfc

>>69053897
>now off to the missusses
FONT

>2 t shirts
>pair of jeans
>bottle of scotch
>lynx deodorant set (africa)
>matchmaker mint flavour
r8

>>69053871
It'll be okay she'll be munching on my nuts later desu

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>>69053058
fixed

>£200
>some chocolate coins

r8

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>>69053913
Forgot pice. Currently watching ebony midget porn whike smoking weed from a coke can

>>69053934
tasteless working class povvo tier

>Ireland is an Americanised shithole

what a surprise

>>69053934
runt

Merry Christmas lads
Love you all

some woman gave me and my brother 200 quid each in cash

gonna give her back most of it though.

>>69053950
Have enjoyed your posts have to say

>Mfw Milhouse is an actual cuckold in this Simpsons episode now on C4

>>69053934
>africa

All women want African men

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>>69053906
>>69053908
would heem you both easily

>Only present I got was a box of chocolate from my Mum and a bottle of vodka from secret santa at work
Kill me please

>>69053950
sad

>>69053959
if we called him father christmas we'd just be englishised so what difference does it make that we copy america
its daddi na nollaig in irish but sure nobody speaks that

>>69053953
>>69053966
I know but come on lads it's the thought that counts.

>>69053988
Sort it mate.

>wanted to do a family screening of Eyes Wide Shut
>going to family friend's house instead

hate it haaaate it

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>>69053984
Lol the rents are on cooking dinner and I'm at the bottom of the garden behind the garage smoking this because I have 0 rizla hahah

>>69053913
who the fuck has xmas dinner at 11am

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>>69054013
mine was similar actually tbf

>englishised


Howling

Why are the Irish so obsessed with that bespectacled meme wrestler?

>>69054032
nonce
get him janny

Merry Christmas lads.

Still hoping I'll get a daddy issues gf later today.

>>69054032
staged as fuck

>>69054032
:'(

>>69054019
Hahaha fucking hell I'm in tears

>>69053978
bit gay haha...

Love you too

>>69054032
don't find dogs cute

by that girl's age, most girls have already become selfish, vapid and ultimately malevolent people.

>pokemon sun and moon
>£200
>random deodorants
>20 'marlie reds
>crate of budweiser
r8
thanks mummy
i promise i'll get a job next year x

>>69053483
>bombay
pov tier lad get some hendricks down ya

>>69054022
tfw they;re cooking it now i think turkey takes hours perhaps was little hasty. still lolling abotu calling up my bank at 6 am complaining about my chaturbate payment being declined and then proceeding to ring other banks with stupid shit lolol

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

>>69054032
so sick of people filming their kids and putting it online

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>>69054069
>budweiser

>>69054019
what does this even mean

i don't speak negroid infused southerner's english

>>69054090
I'm not. :^)

>Bombay
rasheed

>>69054019
you're a good lad, bet we'd get along great irl

Listening to Chris De Burgh - A Spaceman Came Travelling and just had an outer body experience with my eyes closed and felt God hug me.

I burst into treats

>pair of jeans
>Jumper
>Trainers
>Various chocolate
>Bottle of gin
>A fucking book token which I always use
>Various underwear

No gf though.

>>69054053
This.

>>69054097
Alri nonce

>>69054066
Alri guy trying to make us think he isn't a nonce (but he actually is)

Got #4 cans of Galahad beer from some relative
Clothes
Chocolate
Money
Foreign beer

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>by that girl's age, most girls have already become selfish, vapid and ultimately malevolent people.

>>69054069
>>random deodorants
nothing sadder 2bh.
you can get this in tesco la
at least request a fancy fragrance

>>69054069
>budweiser

FOY

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>>69054069
>pokemon

>>69054066
Go home Rasheed

Seriously hope you heathens read the Bible today.

Just do it you cunts even if you aren't religious it's Christ's day ffs

>>69054069
>20 'marlie reds

What?

>>69054069
>crate of budweiser

Mate..
budweiser? what are you, a povvo?

no one cares what you got

>fags for christmas

>>69054039
Well I'm still happy I got presents haha.

>case of belgian beer
>bottle of whiskey
>£150 amazon voucher
>fountain pen

Just rorke'd myself in the knackers, HEEEEEEEM

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Got a present for you all lads

xx

>>69054112
>Alri guy trying to make us think he isn't a nonce (but he actually is)
the government are the nonces. mummy may is shlicking her vag to you googling a solution your tight foreskin problems
>>69054114
hope you get carjacked.

Is cauliflower traditional lads?

Mum got me two ounces of weed, a bag of mdma and a few tabs of acid. Powerful.

>>69054131
Fuck off, it is Yuletide.

>>69054131
Currently reading the KJV but think a lot of it goes over my head due to the wording, might get the NIVUK version so I can understand it easier.

>>69054144
im just happy I could spend it with my family

I say as I post here with you dorks

you want to know how I know you are all underage?

because you are more concerned with receiving than giving

Haven't opened my presents yet but I got a car as my Christmas+Birthday present, bday is in January

>>69054152
Lol, she did a wee

>>69054152
kek

>>69054136
what did YOU get though
I care

Morning lads

>>69054160
nothing more traditional than a cauliflower desu lad

remember at primary school (cofe) them saying that its more improtant to think about jesus when you're opening the presents than to enjoy the presents themselves.

didn't heed a word of that advice

get way more presents than all yall

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>>69054019
Also would like to add to this post that o am now the proud owner of a 2011 Peugeot because my old 2002 corsa was a pile of wank

>>69054184
Here's some giving
*gives you a smack in the chops*

>>69054176
Study theology for a bit if you want to understand. Ngl it's actually a really fucking philosophical book with some great life teachings. Read the proverbs with spirituality in mind

Acid reflux from the red bull I drank yesterday lads

extremely fucking bitter at all these rich normie cunts getting things for christmas while I am sat alone in my dorm with nothing

>tfw didnt get a single present
such is life

>>69054184
I have no one to give anything to other than my parents and siblings. I'm 22.

>>69054184
want to know how I know you're underage?

because I said so

my arsehole never feels empty after a poo

should i give myself an enema?

>>69054215
>>69054188
same faglet

>feel a weird emptiness at receiving a bunch of gifts

Not sure this consumerism business is for me

>Tfw you were that guy in secondary who cut off all contact with everyone

>>69054134
>>69054119
>>69054091
ahhhhh, yes, the old le 4chan contrarianism meme.

>drinking alcohol for the fucking label that's on the bottle
wankers

>>69054234
life itself is a present x

ngl all i got was a pair of jeans, addidas trackies, hoody and deodorant. Don't even care, I spent time with my family yesterday at a restaurant so I'm happy enough

>>69054230
Independance and Liberty are everything. Chin up, burger.

>>69054215
you want to know how I know you you're a bender?

you drive a peugeot

>>69054264
>being happy about spending time with your family
I wish I was as functional as you lads

>>69054195
Oh .. in that case
Some cologne, money for my upcoming holiday, shoes and clothes.
:)

>>69054248
i never figured out how to react to getting a present desu. even if it's something i really wanted i do this fake smile and a 'wow, yes, that's great, thank you'. probably the tism.

>>69054255
Bud is shit

christmas dinner should be eaten at 2pm

>>69054248
Same lad
>tfw opening a present but you feel dead inside because the consumerist global agenda has destroyed your soul

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>tfw bought everyone shit and they appreciated it a lot

Not too bad being povvo as fuck sometimes.

>>69054069

cannot believe i share a thread with these people

recommend me the most degenerate legal pornography you know. i've been wanking on and off for about 6 hours and i still havent cum

>>69054286
this 2bh
had no idea what was going on when people were talking about eating dinner at like 5 pm here earlier

>liz not attending christmas church service
king charles incoming lads?

>>69054282
didn't read
don't really care haha

Would you fuck Mark's sister at Christmas?

>tfw I have nobody to spend Christmas with but lots of money
Might go see if there is a Chinese restaurant open.