>tfw no gf
Christmas edition
https://streamable.com/1egj0
anime
Heh, that's funny
Funny isn't it?
Alright /cum/ it's 5AM here goodnight
happy navichristmas
>>69050069
Great picture desu
>>69050069
>americans make love for only 15 minutes
wew i guess the latino stallion bull stereotypes are real after all
>>69050069
the only funny thing about Fallon is that some people think he is funny
good night cum
dont let santa down!
>>69050069
>so my good friend anon is here tonight
>yeah you guys love anon huh?
>hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahaha
>extra not deleted
janny is having a merry christmas?
>>69051309
sure you are.
>>69050127
no la verdad no.
>>69050168
very funny
>>69052429
janny loves me
>>69051407
only 30 seconds are needed.
>>69052429
lets find out
aaaaahhhhh is this rhe real one
>americuts
>>69052570
need help?
japanese anime
I accidentally committed a fecal abomination
>>69050069
Merry Xmas, yanks. ^^
>>69052416
>letting santa down
how so? he is just supposed to leave cool stuff without being seen and leave
>>69052746
who let the slav out
WOOF WOOF
merry christmas /cum/-chan ~
>>69052845
WOOF
anyone else used to own one of these?
I miss mine, I have no idea what happened to it =(
>>69052856
you are cum chan though
>>69052937
no. closest thing i got to this was being put in a water cooler one time.
Hey, /cum/.
I drew this for you.
plsnoban
>>69052979
that's very good
which one is which, though?
>>69052979
(also hetalia idk)
>>69052856
Pedo lol
>>69052996
USA>Canada>Mexico mayne.
>>69053015
lewd
what duff you get for Christmas /cum/?
I got pokemon sun, pretty exited!
hk is pretty cool so far
Is boxing day rope day? Rifle day? Aha
>>69053046
it's not morning yet, silly
>>69053082
those buildings look depressing
>>69053046
i dont open presents until the morning.
>>69053082
to be honest the visual differentce between this and japan is almost like usa and mexico
>>69053250
The street I took that in is just for a flea market.
If I had pointed the camera upwards you would have seen modern sky scrapers that shit over anything Japan has.
The op of the first /cum/ was a faggot
Like this one
>>69053307
we've got things america has too
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Wake up you fucking dummies
>>69053118
How can you possibly know? You have no head?
>>69053810
>tfw so many booze naps that you no longer know the time of day
>>69053880
I drank an entire of bottle of wine to myself
I feel great
>>69052564
>not cumming right after penetration
>>69053912
sure thing, dad
>tfw I'm in G*rmany instead of the US of A this Christmas
YIPPEE KI-YAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, COWBOYS
>>69053957
Howdy pardner, what'd Santy Clause leave ye under the christmas tree? *spits tobacco*
>>69053957
FUCK OFF SURRENDER MONKEY
Goten > Goku >>>>>>> Gohan
>>69053932
>sure thing, dad
What?
>>69052362
This, wish the shills would fuck off already.
>>69054082
Nothing
>>69054057
Weeeeeeaaaaaaabboooooooooo
>>69054014
I think he was making a Die Hard reference
Piccolo > Krillin > Vegeta > Goku
...
>>69054020
not nice
>>69054129
Actually...nah :^)
>>69054014
BOOKS
O
O
K
S
(and vidyas)
>>69054232
what books (and vidyas)?
>>69054057
Agreed
>>69054232
Je vais avoir une petite amie française et il n'y a rien que tu peux faire pour m'arrêter
>>69054232
What vidyas?
I got an old PS2, Silent Hill 2, and the MGS Essential Collection. My hype levels are off the charts.
>>69053697
before I go to sleep.
NEIN
>>69053932
premature EJACULATOR
>>69054390
>nein
Go away German scum
It is nearly 3 am and I'm making burgers
Time to make the decision
6am I should go to sleep.
>>69054434
>german
WRONG
shhhh
/cum/-chan is sleeping
bibi
>>69054772
You
Can't
Stop
Me
>>69055169
you are right. you will STOP YOURSELF.
You will drop the spaghetti.
>>69055206
No I won't lol
I am the spaghetti I will nourish them
I live in CA and voted Trump
Is anyone going to find out
I'm scared
>>69055240
Hmm, okay. You have four options, Lyon, Marseillaise, Bordeaux, Paris, which is the best city to get a qt. Your choice determines if you win.
>>69055314
Lyon
What do you know
>>69055382
hmmm, a city on the shore...obviously will have good qts since they will be in shape to go to the beach. well done. good night. Ill be here tomorrow to tell you that you are wrong.
>>69055445
A city by the shore
>not ar*p
Either way see you tomorrow
New Years Resolution: be less of a cringy loser.
Merry Christmas!
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I didn't post yet
>>69057164
Well then here you go!
New Years Resolution: get BIG
>>69057164
>>69057048
Merry Christmas to you too.
I had a nightmare that all of my appliance turned into european appliances and my sockets were still the same. My christmas is ruined
>fuck up college registration to start in spring
>all required first year classes are closed
>can't start until fall 2017
>going to start Community College as a 20 year old freshman
>going to have to stay at my shitty, toxic, barely-minimum $10/h horrible job for almost another year
MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' CHRISTMAS FROM NEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK THE BEST STATE POSTER IN THIS GENERAL
MAH NIGGAS BE BLESSED ITT BY ME
>>69059590
Hey happy holidays to you too
>>69059589
pressed enter too soon
any recommendations to not Kill Myself™? I feel like a massive failure
>>69059589
There is nothing wrong with starting school late. i wish i had done it because i was such an autist until i turned 22. I still am but at least now I am able to hide it somewhat. plus you will get to meet qts.
Merry Christmas everyone!
>>69059872
Happy Holidays** fucking shitlord
>I say happy holidays
>>69060033
Merry Christmas vapequeer.
>>69060051
merry christmas to u too
>>69059833
it's not so much that I want to meet qts (that's a bonus)
I just want to start a career and start making a livable wage. An A.S. isn't a Master's but it's a step in the right direction and it'll help get my foot in the door to some small tech job.
And now it's one year further away. Especially for a competitive field like IT/IS/CS. I'm just nervous and worried about getting a job and making enough to have some semblance of comfort and not have to work myself to the bone every day
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas
>>>/v/361776031
So do they?
>>69060432
"Boy, you're American, stop doing that gay shit or I'll have to drag you behind my chevy"
Yeah
>>69060432
my Boss' son's name is "Dallas"
>>69059833
>starting school late
People act like doing this is the equivalent of sacrificing sacred pregnant virgins.
Or at least my parents do. I just wanted a job so I don't have to be fucking sheltered for 18 more years
>>69061144
so it isn't that big of a deal?
>>69061192
Yeah
>>69057291
Damn, that's a big (and cute) girl
>>69060432
Not really. If you're talking about American McGee, his mom was a weirdo.
>tfw santa didn't bring me a gf this year
FACT
Anime girls>Real girls
>>69061808
I hope I get a anime girl for Christmas
Merry Christmas friends
the gfs
>>69061915
Same
What kind of anime girl do you want?
What are good thoughts on this?
>>>/wsg/1403779
NEED GF IN CUTE SANTA OUTFIT
>>69061989
I want one like that looks like this, that likes reading books and encourages studying.I don't know why but I like white hair.
>>69062175
amazing
loooooooooooool
>>69062966
texas BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69062966
To be fair Texans are just as hispanic as Chile
I have never even kissed a girl.
>>69063153
I touched a girl butt hole in kindergarten
Got some jeans that I bought for my roommate to give me and half of an espresso machine lads.
>>69063318
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>69063534
nice
So I was told to ask 12 hours later, its 17 hours now but whatever.
What did you get for Christmas /cum/?
>>69063573
Did you not?
Also had my first kiss in 2nd grade
>>69063704
Nope.
>>69063736
Why not?
I switched from nexus mod manager to mod organizer for skyrim and nothing fucking works, my textures don't load and my enb is all screwey. What do I do?
>>69063579
A Casio Diver's watch
I had my first kiss in Kindergarten, but I did not know what was happening.
The girl pulled me behind a wall and kissed me.
Guess you can say i got raped
>he still has to fill out a captcha before he posts
lol cucks
>>69064320
Did your parents gifted you a 4chan pass aswell?
:stophats:
>>69064320
>>69064394
good goys. keep wasting all your neetbux on them.
>>69064394
I got it gifted to me from a friend.
>>69064444
Wonderful digits you got there.
Merry Christmas you fucks
>>69064444
Cuatros!
What are you buying this Boxing Day?
>that relative 'that has never asked what you want or like
>gets you expensive nick knacks
just get me a card or nothing pls no more
>>69064758
a bf
Merry Christmas to American, Canadian and Mexican people
>>69064444
you're not fooling me jewgle shill!
>>69064630
Merry Christmas you fucking piece of shit, youa abomination failure of a human being, shame be upon you
>>69064982
same to you (you) lovable waste of god damn oxygen
>>69064937
don't talk to me
>>69065092
Hey homeboy, its christmas. Only positive vibes today
>>69064758
There hasn't been a good Boxing Day in the last 10 years.
>>69065163
merry fuckmas punk
>>69065199
Whats Boxing Day?
Boxing as in unboxing presents?
>>69065248
it's the day after Christmas
no one knows what it means
Merry Christmas /cum/!
>>69065408
it would be merry once you agree to be my gf
Good afternoon /cum/
>>69065619
Merry Christmas Texas
>>69065514
I'll be your gf(male)
>>69065408
merry christmas
>>69065619
merry christmas
birds today
>>69066060
I really like tits :^)
>Wake up
>Red Army Choir is kill
>>69066060
Those are some great tits
>>69066145
Thank you, I worked hard on them
>>69066080
I thought you were more into feet desu
I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>69066194
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
where's my husband santa u fuk
>>69066185
no that's another german, I'm the Nevadaboo, not the feet guy.
>>69066231
you're a good boy
>>69066276
thanks. I generally like this thread, so that's why I try to keep my amount of shitposting low.
Hello and goodbye
Merry Christmas buds
>>69066060
Put Canada flag on right Mexico flag in the middle us flag on the rest
>>69066471
Merry Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XIo3iqt6fg
Merry Christmas from your boy JT
>>69066421
Dir auch frohe Weihnachten Brudi. Hier hast du ein (you)
>the gf got me a sweater, a wallet, and a Miami Horror album set
Feels good man
pokemon is pretty fun
>>69066754
soon you will encounter my wife
>>69066418
cum on and stay for a little while, there's no hurry for anything (=
>>69066531
>>69066795
You may not want her after the things I did to her
I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
I THOUGHT THAT I HEARD YOU SING
I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY
>>69066795
the paint on the face ruins her look
it's gross, I don't like it
face paint and makeup are gross
>>69067142
You're gross
>>69067162
at least I'm not trying to impress anyone with my tacky paint or cake face
>>69066989
are u ok
who else got turmp presents?
>>69067142
>face paint and makeup
it's neither of those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI
>tfw
>>69067215
Would wear around the nearest university campus
I WISH THAT I KNEW
THE DAY WE FIRST MET
THE UNPAYABLE DEBT
I WOULD OWE YOOOUUU
>>69067215
let me have that shirt f am
>>69051407
tfw 5 mins is good for me
Good morning / afternoon, /cum/
Merry christmas!
>tfw I just found a rockabilly station to listen too via internet
Nice.
>>69067355
Merry Christmas Baja!
>>69067255
>>69067294
all of my cousins gave trump stuff to one another, my sister got some republican pajama pants which i am kind of jelly about
we joked that this is probably what the blacks must have done after obama won and got reelected
Got some nice clothes, boots, new shoes, money, and a bottle of rum
What about you boys? And are you enjoying the best holiday of the year?
>>69067355
feliz navidad bajachan
>>69067414
>some republican pajama pants
What do those have on them?
>>69067492
Russian spy equipment.
>>69067446
Someone bought me a computer when I don't really need one.
It's cool knowing rich people I guess. I'll use it.
Got a VR headset for my phone
Now just to find some VR porn
>>69067525
Wow, wtf, I hate commies even more now
>>69067533
There's a thread on /gif/ for that, buddy.
A quilt and some smokes.
>>69067540
Do not hate the players, hate the game.
What does FOY mean?
>>69067807
"fuck off yank"
>>69067807
Fuck off Yank
>>69067492
the elephants legs are a little short, it could easily double as alabama elephants but we are auburn fans
>>69067231
it's face paint because there's paint on her face
what's wrong with you?
>>69067355
don't even look at me you fucking fish
>>69068016
/br*t/ is extremely gay
>>69067985
that's cute
double cute I bet on your sis's cute tush
>>69067985
>we are Auburn fans
They look nice
Why did you all get Trump shit for each other?
Hello, my fellow Americans I'd like to ask you something
Are explicit songs forbidden to be played out loud in public places? Like on the street or close to a school
>>69068159
It's not forbidden, but it isn't done
>>69068134
we all love turmp and hate hillary, liberals, democrats, blacks, mexicans, asians, and so on. I think my mom bought 20 trump ornaments for the tree
The gifts were also kind of gag gifts in a way
>>69068159
If it's really late at night some cities might have rules about it, but no one is ever going to bother because if you're doing that you're a nigger and you wouldn't listen to the police anyways.
It isn't illegal, but the only people I ever see do it are guys who have their bass turned really high.
>>69068159
Depends on city.
Here, yes, in LA, no.
I know the east coast has less strict rules on censorship on the radio.
>>69068308
>mexicans
O-ok
M-Merry Christmas
>>69068198
>>69068318
>>69068424
Thank you for the replies
I wish you a happy Christmas/Hanukkah!
>>69068460
Merry Christmas, João
>>69068460
>no Kwanzaa
BOI, IM BOUT TA DO IT
Question:
When the white supremacy meme took hold why were Jews so quickly outed to be non-white.
HMMMM
>>69068522
It's like that one episode in Moral Orel where the Italian kid, who was darker than everyone else, was segregated from the community which meant he got his own drinking fountain while everyone else had to wait in line for the whites' only one.
What Americans thinks about this film:
"Zero: An Investigation Into 9/11"?
Is that false documentary film to earn some shekels or something more serious?
>>69068460
Merry Christmas sweet cheeks
happy holidays
>>69067386
Westerboo
Is Seattle a good place to live?
>>69068910
jajaja
>>69060395
Underrated post
>>69068910
>>69068910
Expensive and vastly overrated compared to the rest of western Washington. But if you're down for the city life, it's okay. A lot of bums though. Merry Christmas you /cum/guzzlers
>>69068804
Happy holidays Danmark and you have my thanks for being politically correct.
>happy holidays
Merry Chrimbus
>>69068644
Dubs, guys. Pay respect.
Is it gay to crossdress?
>>69069065
a bit
>>69069065
only if you don't pass
>6fc7b54589307b4c5bc2dc07a(...).jpg
>>69068861
It's pretty much true though. The desert states and california always fascinated me somehow, but there's much more stuff that I'd like to see.
>>69069065
Only if there's a legitimate female present
i took this picture
>>69068910
housing costs a lot because the city has a very weird layout from the geography
it rains a lot
>Between October and April, Seattle is mostly or partly cloudy six out of every seven days
>merry christmas
>>69069215
Guadalajara airport?
>>69068804
Merry Christmas Danmark!
>>69069407
Holy shit those thighs
>>69069065
not when you're young boyish
i did it when i was younger
>>69067355
hello baja
>>69068804
hallo danmark!
>>69069492
what if you stop encouraging these people to exist so mexicans can stop copying that thinking it's how first world behaves
we can help each other m8
won 12 dollars on lotto tickets today
>>69069579
where's my Christmas kiss?
my little boy cousin has haur pasr his shoulders
>>69069694
>getting drunk on christmas day
nigga whats wrong with you
>>69069579
¡Chile! ¿Todo bien por allá?
Escuche que hubo un terremoto en tu país, ¿Te encuentras bien?
I'm spending Christmas defending Trump on reddit.
I need to drink cyanide.
>>69068804
merry christmas danmark
>>69069730
>Not getting drunk on Christmas
>it's that stage between christmas and new years again
what do you guys do during these days?
>>69069668
*kiss*
>>69069732
Si, yo vivo en la capital no en Chiloé, aunque un terremoto de 7,5 no es muy fuerte
>>69069837
just... chill..
>>69069837
Wondering how I'm still alive
>>69069837
Buying fireworks and currently learning for the upcoming tests/ exams.
>>69069837
Fap, go see movies, play vidya
>>69069837
repeat boring life until next payday
Baja do you love me or not?
>>69069837
Shop door crasher Boxing Day DEALS on TVs, laptops, speakers and more on bestbuy.ca
>>69069587
I'm like HARDLY 130 lbs. Not the one encouraging that sort of lifestyle desu.
>>69069730
>not starting Christmas with Mamosa's or Bloody Mary's to help the hangover
what were you doing last night, not drinking?
>>69069730
golf
>>69069931
>what were you doing last night, not drinking?
good question
>>69069856
Perfecto. ¡Feliz Navidad!
>>69069908
I love you!
Saw my future gf on the train yesterday. Wish I would have said something to her.
>>69070000
feliz navidad igual, y adivina que me dieron en navidad uwu
>>69070039
I saw my future wife today too
she doesn't know it yet but soon we'll be together
>>69069896
sounds depressing. Ever thought about simply taking the bus/ or simply driving out of your town? It doesn't have to be to far, just so you get some little change from your routine?
>>69070044
pene
>>69070044
Si, Ya lo sé. Te regalaron un Nintendo 3DS, ¿Verdad? Creo que ya había visto la foto que publicaste hace unas horas.
Si es así: ¡Felicidades! Me alegra que al final lo hayas conseguido.
>>69069927
kys bestshill
>>69070092
don't really have any public transportation here
i occasionally drive out on old logging roads but it's obvious what the problem is
moving here was a horrible mistake. i live in the one of the most uninhabited states
You hear that boys? Baja loves me and is mine, so step off
Pic related I took it.
chrismas dinner in a couple hours
should be a specticle
Stupid midwestern moo cows
>>69070231
but its not even 12
>>69069740
>going to r/politics ever
Why
>>69070197
That sucks pretty much. Is there anything to do in the city center, if you don't live too far away from it?
I catch myself getting caught up in the routine a lot, but as europleb I don't have the same troubles as you have. There's a lot of public transport even if it's full of trashy people and there aren't that many places that are really far from the city center itself.
>>69057048
>10 yous
man, I need a life
>>69070177
Baja, did your brother come and visit?
>>69070265
its 3 already getting late
>>69070666
3 isn't late.
>>69069740
>>69070320
>going on reddit
You need to go back
what other holidays are today? i saw a group of midle eastern people hanging out around a flower shop a few of them had green turbans on and they were all dressed nice.
>>69070774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bASvwP2U_m8
>>69070803
ramadan is in summer and tet isn't for another month. i don't think they were jews but i guess they could have been, dunno if the turban is a religious thing or just a hat, they were the little cirlce turbans not the big towel ones.
>>69070774
everybody celebrates it now. it aint even a christan holyday anymore.
>>69070871
Are you thinking of Sikhs? They're the ones with the Turban...
>>69070921
no its not actually a turban. its like that thing you see on indian guys sometimes but the little one that sits on top of the head like a hat.
they were all swarming this little outdoor flwer shop on the corner having a good time.
>>69070436
yeah, there's a downtown area in missoula which isnt too far from where i live
but its been getting deader and deader every year. if it wasn't for the university and rich fags this place would be just like any other town here, pretty much abandoned
i always thought it would be kinda neat to be able to take a train or a bus anywhere i wanted
/cum/ needs more posters from the post communist bloc
>>69070599
Yes, he did.
It was a comfy night for us.
i got drunk yesterday to help my hangover and i'm pretty sure i'm dying today.
>>69070750
it is for a holiday meal
were eating at 4
>>69071037
Brother?
You better not be having a brother
>>69071037
this makes me miss my sister
>>69071150
why?
new
>>69071304
>>69071278
Because Baja is mine and nobody else's
She didn't mention a brother
>>69070987
Public transport is nice if it's on time and not filled with drug addicts, eventhough I'm also getting pissed about the normal german people here, it's like they completely lost their behaviour.
The train I had to take was crowded as fuck and there was a pregnant woman who had to stand the whole time because she didn't managed to find a seat. I asked her if she wanted mine, she declined, but yet it should be natural to offer pregnant women your seat, just like you'd offer your seat to a granny or disabled person.
I think at the moment you won't even be able to do sports, it must be pretty cold already.
>>69071363
its like people don't accept common courtesy anymore. they would rather stare at their shoes and let people walk all over them. it's the norm now
yeah its too cold to even step outside to have a smoke, let alone play a game of football. is it snowing where you live?