/cum/

USA

who /Santab Owl/ Here?

http://www.noradsanta.org/

christmas in an hour lads

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LEMONADE?

christmas almost over soon

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happy christmas

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>>69050101

>>69050104

>be aussie
>wake up on chistmas morning
>santa never came because its 115F in Australia on christmas

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>>69050099
>not living in the MidBEST

>>69050101
that reminds me, I need to watch a Simpsons Christmas special tonight

>>69050128
the mountain states/provinces are literally the best region of the americas

debate me

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stopping by to give the homo a lump of coal

>>69050104
>>69050119
>be aussie
>santa's dead from heat stroke
>die from heat stroke yourself on new years

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>need to watch Simpsons

>>69050140
>dude weed
>treacherous roads
>desolation everywhere
no

>>69050119
got my present early though

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literally god's country

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>>69050137

the only good simpsons christmas episode was from the first season

you SHOULD be watching the KOTH christmas special instead

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Big anglo christmas tits

Merry Christmas, lads

Do y'all celebrate on Christmas or on Christmas Eve?

Christmas eve here. Stay up until 3AM with the family cooking bbq

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yank women are made for the BCC (big canadian cock)

refute this, hint: you cannot and shannot

>>69050184
Merry Christmas, Russia. Even though yours is in a week or so.

>not going to midnight mass

good goys should go asleep since it is christmas night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkKWFLyHZ9U
>>69050184
you too
>>69050187
not really

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>>69050184

merry christmas, you dirty rotten no good commie

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hello

>>69050095

this site makes it seem like santa is traveling at 5750+ mph

I dont think that is right

>>69050166
hey now, Marge be not proud from season 7 is also a great episode

>>69050164
would absolutely visit

>>69050187
We open a few presents on the eve, then Christmas day we have a little party and open everything else.

>>69050192
Me and my family are Catholics :DDD

>>69050200
Konichiwa

>>69050202

he's fucking santa

>>69050184
go away asshole

>>69050184
pic of view outside your window with timestamp or you're a proxy

>>69050199
Notice how the Americans brought their weapons
Imperialist pieces of shit

>>69050213

thats mach 7.5

>>69050224

t. bolshevik

>>69050236

whats your point. He's Santa Claus

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>>69050212
hi

>>69050241
That is a compliment
Thank you

>>69050236
>worrying about an imaginary man going mach 7.5
I think floating reindeer are the worst part to be honest.
>>69050242
can santa give me one of these for christmas. need jap girlfriend now

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>santa isnt real

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lasst try i promise
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/01vi8xjxmoqnj1zlq7
we're watching christmas movies and we need more people. currently watching starwars christmas special.

I want a qt jewish gf for Christmas

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>>69050263
>imaginary man
delet this

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>tfw gf angry at me cause i drank too much

>>69050323
drink more
show that cunt whos boss

>>69050323
It's fun to play pretend

>>69050293
>tfw still think about my qt jew ex every day

;_;

>>69050200
>>69050215
>>69050242
see
>>69050218

How does Santa move so fast and not have the presents catch on fire?

>>69050323

Im sure your hand will get over it

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>>69050317
on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me?

>>69050323
>>69050329
Do it faggot.

>>69050336
he's santa fuckass

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>>69050323
H-haha, yeah,
>that f-feel when gf angry at me too
hehe
I forgot to kiss and hug her again
hehehehe

>>69050336

what part of "He's Santa" do you not understand?

>>69050336

dude is at 2k kelvin

I dont fucking know man

>>69050331
I'm sorry for your loss
Did she have big boobs?

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>tonight is actually the coldest day of last week and next week
weird how that works

>>69050344
FIVE CALLING BIRBS

>>69050381

which is what in Socal

60 degrees?

>>69050381
what state

I bet below freezing is cold for you, fucking pussy

>>69050329
i am.dont worry senpai

christmas always sucks but this one is the worst by far.

>>69050389
48 here bud

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>>69050381
>tonight is warmer than all the past weeks
>WELL above freezing unlike it was for fucking weeks
IT'S JUST GROSS
WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA

>>69050211
Oh. Well that makes things easier.

>>69050389
>>69050389
its bretty chilly in san diego at least. around 50. it rained hard early even got some hail.

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>>69050389
its 44 right now
goes down to 40 later tonight

who's going to do the same shit that made them miserable this year in the new year?

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Woo wee.
Just woke up from a christmas booze nap, buds.
What'd I miss?

>>69050436
me

>>69050378

no kinda flat

>>69050263
wow
do you want japanese girl?
its bad idea. japanese so ugly lad. dont take them.

>>69050436
me

and you desu

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wouldya look at that, California gets santa 2 hours early

>>69050446
>>69050464
my comrades in idiocy

>>69050436
>>69050446
Alllllllllright, we got two leafs, how many more??

Where's mary?
Where's mary???

>>69050448
see
>>69050218

I need real fucking proof that I'm talking to a Japanese person on the Internet, please respond as soon as possible

>>69050475
justin killed her

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>>69050448
still not the ugliest here
>>69050384
5 golden rings 4 callling birds 3 french hens

>>69050465
I sure hope he can out-sleigh those creepy cameras.

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>"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters

Bitch please. Our santaclaus was Satan.

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what's her endgame?

>>69050491
NINE BRAZEN BOIDS

>>69050494
is boiling children and listening to korpiklaani a regular finnish tradition?

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>>69050494
it's a joke here

>>69050512
10 lords are peeping

>>69050489
Suzu!
Suzu, my little gingersnap!

>>69050524
12 MAIDS A FELCHING

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>we're having dinner at midnight

christmas in 8 minutes

>>69050540

an hour 8 minutes*

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>>69050513
No, We just visit cemetary, Declare christmas peace and eat a lot of different casseroles. The the santaclaus or for us directly translated christmas goat brings us presents. Fun fact: the red and puffy clothes and how santaclaus looks to the west came from here. He lives on top of the Korvatunturi mountain.

>>69050537
lad,midnight was 2 hours ago you knooowww

christmas in 67 minutes

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>>69050536
EIGHT MEN PROSTATE MILKING

>>69050540
>>69050548
its already christmas

>>69050537
Good man.

>>69050566

why would it be christmas at 11 PM

>>69050549
yeah ive seen the viva la bam episodes and shit,santa lives in FINLAND!!

>>69050465
how are you viewing it in 3D?

>>69050574

thats the default way to view it

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>6 billion presents delivered
absolute madman

how does he do it?

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>>69050572
Good, you remember that, now carry on.

>>69050571
because Jesus was born according to central time

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Holy crap, guys.
It's almost christmas.
I love you all and am sorry for what I did.

>>69050602

whatd you do?

*cocks shotgun*
where is that fat fuck

>>69050602
i forgive you lad, xoxo joyeux noel

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>>69050593
jesus likes the east coast more.
>>69050602
Did you kill someone. Am I going to see you on the news?

>>69050610

currently in mexico

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>>69050333
>:(

>>69050638
mexico city, or more north? see if we can rob santa tonight

>>69050648

headed for the border

>>69050647
are japnese people getting fat, wtf?

>>69050660
>not bulking for the cold

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>>69050608
>>69050620
>>69050633
Shat out that post. XDDDDD
CHRISTMAS FOOLS.
LOVE YOU XOXOXOXOX

>>69050660
because we have ameripoop culture.

>>69050436
Not me. Going to cut back on weed/junk food and study more.

>>69050676
sure, sure

>sub-edition

What is this degeneracy?

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cant wait to see my gf under the tree when i wake up
i asked santa for a blonde but i would be ok with a redhead or a brunette

>>69050436
every year is a little better for me. i do nothing constructive but i just sort of stumble into shit for no reason. shit just always works out for me despite the fact that i'm a terrible person.

>>69050669
coal under your stocking.

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>>69050704

>tfw no tree

Santa will still find a place to put her, right?

>>69050720
>no tree
santa made her to stand by the first tree she sees and to fall in love with the first guy she sees

she will probably wonder outside by accident after santa drops her off and find a chad

>>69050716
>i do nothing constructive but i just sort of stumble into shit for no reason. shit just always works out for me despite the fact that i'm a terrible person.

I know this feel

The barry lyndon life is pretty fun and stress free

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do mormons even believe in Santa?

>>69050716
lucky fucker

things seem to get worse for me lately

>>69050717
Crud. I really did it this time, huh?
>>69050744
They believe in pre-scientology scientology, so no.

>>69050744
i'm pretty sure its a sin for every denomination honestly. seems like idol worship.

Would you subscribe to a website about foreign girls sleeping with American men, called YANKED.com?

Who here /wasted/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zypc_LhnM


why are we not posting xmas tunes

i want to die

>>69050647
>>69050660
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE

>>69050783
What are you? Honestly.

>>69050792
>paying for porn

when listening to vance joy's riptide, does anyone else get annoyed at the line "closest thing to michelle phiefer i ever seen"? it drives me nuts everytime i hear that bit all i can think is "except fucking michelle pheifer." its not liek she's dead ya know?

>>69050744

looked it up

seems to be on a family by family basis

>>69050660
friend went there 10 years ago on exchange program and said the host family was fat

>>69050805
Workin' on it, bud.
Merry christmas!

>>69050815
i dunno i believe in god but jesus seems likes bs. if you look into what idol worship is according to the bible santa clause is pretty much the definition.

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>>69050829
I'm completely smashed right now bud, have a good Christmas too.

>>69050805
reporting. working on second glass of gin and i got one eye closed while writing this.

>>69050830
christians don't worship the easter bunny.
Same thing.
>>69050843
I'm gonna pound a beer in your honor, neighbor.

>my christmas gift to myself is waking up tomorrow only to drink myself into a coma

so this is what my life has come to

>>69050805
im wasted as hell,gf is furious at me,family in new brunswick hates me,i wanna dreink til i die

>>69050843
>>69050897
WHOAH, MAMA.
that was a little too easy!

le overcompensating fake alcoholic plea for attention meme

Does anyone even live in Fort McMurray anymore?

>>69050897
easter bunny is an idol too. they may not view hime as god but they do lie about him. christians aren't really christian if they're tellling there kids about easter bunny or santa imo. god doesn't fuck around.

>>69050933
lol
OK

>>69050918
people went back, yes. only some homes were destroyed. it took them a few months to get proper city services back up and running.

>>69050918
Yeah but the peak is over, it is kinda like a steel town after the mill closes down. People still live there but the best times are over.

>>69050933
>>69050944
44 beats 33

I ate some weird shit like lamb shoulder. Pretty good though

>>69050903
fuck the gf bud, just keep drinking.

any Canadians here who have gone to a doctor to get anxiety medication? what's the process like?

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>wake up
>unrwap presents
>see this

wtf i love chirstmas now

fuck me acid rap is the most
>tfw
album ever. go listen to coco butter kisses.

>>69050987
Second part of pushes man got me down tbqh

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>I listen to Acid Rap/Trap

>>69050987
juice is chill as fuck tho. is this dude autistic or what?

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>>69050950
That's depressing.

Don't they still have oil?

>>69050950
that's all Alberta lately

guess it's worse at Fort

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>>69050965
it's what im doing,joyeux noel you beautiful anglo

just heard bells in the living room

did I get a husband for xmas, santa? if not i will have to ask satan.

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he's almost to the coast, buds

>>69051042
Yes they do. But oil there costs like $60 a barrel before it becomes profitable. So when Saudi Arabia is selling oil at $50 a barrel when it costs them only $20 a barrel it means almost everyone lowers production in Fort Mac.

>>69051083
Yes!

>>69051008
literallt best album of the year. makes life of pablo look like katy perry bs.

>>69051110
i'm so lonely

>>69051120
you have me

>>69051113

>album of the year
>when atrocity exhibition exists

will i be happier if i bang dudes? i could go either way t bh and gf is just a drain.

reeee he changed course and went back to montana

>>69051125
i'll cuddle with my computer as i go to sleep

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>>69051102

>>69051129
TV says gay couples are more dramatic.

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>>69051120
And me!
Ilu, anon!

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>tfw had a great night
Feels good having a happy family that is well off enough to give each other nice gifts. I hope you all have a great Christmas.

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you guys read the thing on /a/?

>>69051173

oh boy, a TTGL thread

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>>69051168
Merry Christmas anon.

>>69051168
fuck you t bh

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merry christmas you depressing fucks

>>69051251

merry christmas, you fucking cunt

>>69051251
Merry christmas anon.

>>69051251
Same to you ya filthy animal

>>69051251
thanks, merry christmas to you too.

>>69051168
your happiness hurst me.

>>69051113
Nigger acid rap is a mixtape and it didn't win shit. Pretty good though

>>69050508

world domination

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>>69051251
Merry Christmas

>>69051298
it also came out 3 yars ago but waut i said stands.

>>69051313

LITERALLY me

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>>69051251
>merry chrimbus
>at 3 AM

depressed as fuck. relationship is over. we haven't fucked in 6 months and we've both cheated. seperated on christmas drunk af. i hate life but it goes on evey god damn day. can't end it and can't continue so ijust get shit faced. i want to die, boys. every day fucking hurts

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goodnight /cum/ I realized that I posted on the wrong thread

>>69051337
is there some christmas public event in your city on Christmas day? try that to be with people.

i'm going to try some volunteer work with the vulnerable in the new year so I'm less of a waste of space on this planet.

>>69051352
good night

>>69051337
I just threw up for the first time tonight. Just keep drinking until the pain goes away.

Merry Christmes.

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is this true?

>vomits in your mouth
>tastes like egg nog
it's a christmas miracle

>>69051352
Goodnight and merry Christmas Chile

>>69051391
Police don't touch you when it happened on the ice.

Feliz navidad amigo.

>>69051352
goodnight texas

Santa seriously needs to work on his fucking route.

waiting for santa to bring gf

have to be up in 4 hours. I've got some sleepy time tea going then i'll sleep

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>>69051381
>build up good alcohol tolerance on vodka
>stop drinking for a while because it's too expensive
>get severely depressed so drink lots
>no tolerance so get sick a few times
>don't enjoy alcohol anymore
>don't enjoy anything anymore

>>69051251
Merry christmas that happened 2hrs ago fuckwad ;3

>>69051391
sometimes cops can't chase you because their car gets stuck in the snow

>>69051437
give him a break, he only goes out once a year

>>69051288
Sorry friend.

>tfw you want to end it but so many family members already have that you can't without being remember as one more asshole.

it really hurts. i used to think about killing myself as a way out but so many family members/friends have done it that now its not an option so i can't even get that fantasy.

i'm in a constant state of panic and it's soul crushing, t bh.

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>>69051445
It's okay anon, we are all going to make it.

>>69051490
that's not true and you know it

but thank you none the less.

>>69051487
i don't want to hurt my family

we have to keep at it for them, no matter how shit things are.

>>69051487
I used to think about suicide everyday. about a year ago it started to turn around and I've been actually happy since august. it's hard and I have to try everyday but I'm really happy

>>69051537
i hope the new year keeps positive for you

>>69051461
He literally has all year to come up with the fastest route.

>>69051559
I hope you start being happier in the new year

>>69051570
santa has depression and drinking problems

>>69051579

you shut your fucking mouth

>>69051588
t. santa

Year of the gf

>>69051579
Santa sounds like a scumbag, he has no right to judge millions of children.

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Merry Christmas, buds!
Ilu!

>>69051595

*skips over your house*

>>69051602
t. bad boy

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>>69051613
fuck you

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What do you think baja-chan wished for?

>>69051630
death

HOT DAMN HE'S IN CALIFORNIA

BEST COASTAL STATE CONFIRMED

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>>69051630
you
>>69051627
aw friend...

>>69051630
For her brother to visit, I remember she said that's all she was looking forward to

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the gf

>>69051611
merry merry

>>69051611
Merry Christmas to you anon, I hope your new Year goes great.

>>69051512
Ya man, one of my good buddies was pretty open with me about how he was suicidal. I spoke with him and his older sister a lot,we tried to help whenever I could. He was a good friend, always there when ya needed im and could make anybody laugh. Big family, lovely people, just the kinda place you felt at home. He ended up taking his life this year, and everyone has fallen apart. It's the first holiday season without him now and I've spent a lot of time with them, it's devastating to see. Sister is destroyed, she feels directly responsible. I really wish I could have done more, but he wanted to be free, and that was his decision to make. Will forever be missed. All I've got is my mama, I struggled real bad with depression growin up but I could never bring myself to do anything, I love her too much and I'm her pride and joy. I wouldn't be where I am now without all the things she did for me.

NO, SANTA

NOT LA

YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT BY VATOS

>>69051630
BWC

>>69051251
give me a kiss 4 Christmas :-)*

unironically waiting in que for suicide chat room.

>>69051651
I was raised in an officer's family and california is objectively excellent.

WHEN WILL HE GET TO WASHINGTON
i need to go to sleep

>>69051713
we will do a better job than those guys

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>immediately veers towards Nevada

santa...why?

>>69051733
>a fucking tree
t. sierras

>>69051676
i agree it was his decision, but most people won't see it that way. especially since it comes to a surprise to most people who live in their bubbles and don't see how unhappy others are. or worse yet when they do, and are unable to help the person.

suicide is just too cruel to those family members who wouldn't understand, or need you. parents in particular are devastated from that sort of thing. some kill themselves afterwards or just become ruined as people. even if I want to die I can't do that to my parents. hope you will never hurt your Mom like that. she'd never recover.

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This is the first Christmas ever that I've been alone. I lived with my parents until I was 19, got an apartment with my highschool sweetheart, eventually got engaged. Things went bad (she got on hard drugs) so I moved to the city alone about 8 months ago.

I got so depressed, being away from my family and alone, that I spent this Christmas Eve at a punk dive bar that's a block from my place. It was fun, surprisingly. Made some new friends, we all cheered each other up, drank some cheap beer, and someone played "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy on the jukebox 12 times in a row.

Its a weird kind of comfy I'm in right now

Some people say, alcohol makes you less lucid
and think that's true if you're kind of stupid
I'm not that kind that get's himself burned twice

And some say liquor kills the cells in your head
and for that matter so does getting out of bed
When I exit, I'll go out gracefully, shot in my hand

>>69051797

I ahte that song

>>69051713
i looked at those before and it said if they think you're serious they'll call the police to make sure you don't do something right then

i never talk about problems with anyone but 4chan.

>>69051797
Where the fuck do you live that you can afford an apartment at 19?

Hanging out with my mom at a casino for xmas. Won 280 bucks so far.

>>69051797
glad you had a good night, bud

>>69051630
cocks

>>69051790
Ya I agree, I loved the guy, I'll miss him, but I understand why he chose to do it. As for my issues, I'm past it. I'm happy with where I am in life. bit on the lonely side desu but I never feel suicidal anymore.

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https://youtu.be/1i9G60wvH7Y

>>69051830
coastie spotted

>santa's flying overhead right this moment

goosebumps, desu

>>69051868
Live in SoCal m8,a studio apartment will go over $1000 here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LnlfIxbNo

>>69051862
well, it's good those feelings are gone for you, with any luck it'll stay that way and things will improve.

>>69051830
I had a pretty OK job after highschool and through college, and I my scholarship helped pay for off-campus housing as long as I worked

i really want to die and don't know what to do.

>>69051969
same. got in a car accident today

>>69051676
That's rough, really sorry to hear that anon. I can relate to some extent, my sister has bipolar disorder and has attempted suicide before. I was just a sad kind of angry the day I found out she was in the hospital and tried to OD. She's been doing well recently but it's tough when she gets erratically depressive, it kills my mood thinking about it happening again and a next attempt being successful. You never know what to do, true suicidal people are unpredictable but people with BPD are even more so. I feel bad for his sister but she shouldn't be so hard on herself, sometimes there's not much you can do in that type of situation.

Why does christmas make everybody want to kill themselves I'm just bored as fuck

ITS THE SUEDE-DENIM SECRET POLICE

THEY HAVE COME FOR YOUR UNCOOL NIECE

>>69051797
yes
it'll all be ok

>>69051979
what happened

>>69052001
he got in a car accident

>>69051969
catch up with yourself

>>69051985
xmas mixed with impending new years means suffering

>>69052001
I couldn't see because there was a bus at the bus stop blocking my line of site. So I pulled to far forward and a car hit me. another car came as a witness and said it was all my fault.

>>69052011
Ii was trying to make a stupid reply to you and i spilled hot tea everywhere

Santa has officially entered the best state.

>>69052040
hopefully insurance will help you out a bit?

sorry man, that's a shit way to have a christmas eve.

>>69052050
who's li?

>>69052057
I feel worse about the other guy. I feel like absolute shit for putting him through this

>>69052089
his reply slave
he's actually blind

>>69052105
all you can do is try to make the legal bits be speedy on your end

try to enjoy your holiday regardless

>>69052133
and the witness guy was being a dick and calling me a liar when I said I'd do my best to work with the other guy. and I tried to apologize for taking his time and he ignored me. He was basically just egging on the other guy.

>>69052108
sure
ow my keyboard is ot wokrig right

>>69052157
other guy was probably crazy

being a witness generally just means you write something up. not sure how it works on accidents, but in other legal areas witnesses are kind of useless since human memory is unreliable and people are lying garbage in general.

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merry christmas, /cum/

I hope you all got that gift you really wanted

>>69052175
Now my keyboard is only working off and on and the n key never works. I am sad and on my phone.

>>69052194
I just hope the accident doesn't affect the other guy too much. I hope this whole situation is worked out smoothly. He drove off but I had to be towed home because I was leaking anti freeze

>>69052175
You have a keyboard named ow?

>>69052215
if he drove off he's probably doing better than you

i mean, getting into a car wreck on Christmas Eve sucks. but you both walked away from it with what I assume are no actual injuries so try not to stress over it.

suffer

>>69052248
I'm stressing bad honestly, because I just feel like shit over doing that to him.

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Joyeux Noël !
Merry Christmas!
¡Feliz Navidad!

my ass died
the whole ceased to move

>>69051830

a better question is what the fuck are you doing where you cant afford an apartment at 19

bit late but whatev

Merry Christmas to all the consumerist boyos of /cum/
Happy Kwanzaa to all the real woke ass niggas of /cum/
Happy Hanukkah to all the greedy cheeky merchants of /cum/

>>69050069
>>69050069
>>69050069
Let's try this again

>>69052310
Kwanzaa is tomorrow, my brudda from anudda mudda.

>>69052276
i understand, but it can't be undone and you didn't do it on purpose. no one got hurt, just startled and some property damage happened.

there's lots of car accidents on holidays. a road I travel to get home had a 40 pile car up from bad road conditions (made worse by poor driving). it happens. so long as you both walked away from the accident and you do what you can to pay things back it's just a bump in the road in the guys life. he'll still spend his holidays with whoever.

>>69052417
thanks so much man. Ruined my night and I wanted someone to speak with about it, so it means a lot.

>>69052461
it's no problem, buddy. I really hope you feel a bit better. it's the holidays after all.

it is 11:11