>Europeans are awakening Tell us what you got for Christmas!

>>69049296
Muslims don't believe in christmas

>>69049296
I didn't get a gf

>>69049331
>tfw never found a puppy under the christmas tree as a kid
>tfw will probably never find a qt gf under the christmas tree as an adult

What is the point of even going on living?

>>69049296
Two jumpers, some shoes, a few hundred euro,

>>69049513
post shoes and jumpers

Just nuke Europe already u might even hit a couple mussies ayy lemon fuk eastern russkia

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>>69049548
Why would we nuke Europe? Think of all the nice eurofriends /int/ would miss

Christmas is a pagan tradition and therefore refutable

>>69049725
what do nice dutchies do to celebrate christmas

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>>69049563

>>69049810
who is wojack mean to be and why does he look angry

Christmas is haram, kuffar.

>>69049852
>American "education"
niggerkikefaggotchinkcrackerspic

>>69049884
is it meant to be einstein? if so it's a shitty job and he looks more like some random peasant from the middle ages

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>>69049852
>American "Education"

>>69049911
>>69049907

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>>69049931
>U
Well if you can't recognize and use your head for once you'd notice the nuke on the backround which should be a huge headsup + the wojak looks just like Einstein with his stache and brows.

>>69049957
He barely looks like Einstein, I had to bring up all nuke related people in my mind to recognize him.

>>69049296

What is Christmas?

>>69050038
Do orthodox christians not celebrate it? It's when Christ's birthday is celebrated.

>>69050238
>orthodox christians

I'm not christian.

>>69049296
300€, perfume which I'm not going to use and some tat.

>>69049296
Some stuff
I prefer giving presents desu, we do that later

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>>69050238
7 January

>>69050498
Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks.

I wished that i'd got shot but no.

A coat, a scarf, some underwear and 300€

>>69050238
Yes. Dunno about russians though

>>69050649
Come to america

>>69049331
this

all i wanted was a gf and they didn't bought me one.

fucking worthless parents.

>>69051330
They did but some gypsy kicked her down the stairs when she was on her way

>>69051367
>american banter

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>>69051380
Sorry. I'm a bit drunk.

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Merry Christmas Europe!

From Canada.

A Lego Technic crane, because I'm an adult!
>tfw it's still lying under the tree waiting to be unwrapped

Also tonight my gf is going to give me an other present, if you get what I mean.

>>69051699
a chastity cage?

lucky guy.

Nothing. I celebrate Sinterklaas not Christmas.

>>69049296
Boxing gloves. Since I'm frustrated 21yo virgin without a gf I started going to the gym and few days ago on kickboxing
I just want to get drunk and fight with random byldos on the streets hoping one of them will pull out the knife and kill me because my life is pathetic and Im too much of a coward to kill myself

>>69049296

morning sex

We can say "merry christmas" without having half the continent sperg out.

I got a beer glass, two ties, set of screwdivers and a bottle of rum.

>>69049296
Got some deodorant and aftershave, chocolate, books, and two hundred of the Queen's pounds

>>69053646
with your fat ugly hambeast

>>69053601
Good lad

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>>69051743
Same.

>socks, a rubik cube and 100 danish krones

>>69060387
Wasn't meant to be a greentext

I got some cash (180 commiebucks), Synecdoche by Charlie Kaufman, Jacob's Ladder, a Kubrick collection, Justified SE1, True Detective SE1 as well as Lynch's Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive. Oh, and some Jägermeister. Gonna get obliterated tonight with the squad.

>>69049296
My foreskin back

>>69054743
Aren't you muslim?

>>69051367
>>69051380

that was good banter
t. banter expert

>>69049296
Broken dreams

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Rozhdestvo?

>>69049766
Slaughter sheeps in bathtubs and drink their blood.

>>69049296
A thight pussy ;^)

>>69049427
for this to happen, slavery would need to still exist

>>69049296
not a gf

>>69049296
Nietzche book
Fantasy books
Math book
Clothes and shoes

Clothes
A sweet leather duffel bag
A bottle of Lagavulin 16
A propane burner

>>69053601
Dont die pls. We could be friends.

>>69053601
i know that feel bre