Culture Pals, Merry Christmas /cp/

Nth for Turk qts being #1

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2nd for Antarctic qts

I wish I could hug my QTs... :/ I hadn't talked to my Russian friend in months. And she messaged me today to say hi.

>>69044639
I would be highly anxious, knowing that I can't visit the girl I find interesting/like. Imagine having someone so great in your life, who basically fulfills your days (or nights) and motivates you, yet you can't see them in person, can't touch and feel them, can't sleep next to them

>>69044745

God dammit. Did you even read the OP?

>>69044771

Believe me... I know what that Fucking feels like. Several of us here do. It hurts

>>69044841
Especially considering your distance. Europeans I don't understand. There is an Euro-rail card that's easy on the budget, and you can travel through all EU countries. However, North Americans with interests in Europe or Asia...

>>69044920

Not for all family.

But hey at least I wouldn't need a visa to visit the Russian qts.

Not that I'd have money to go either way.

>>69044920
It can get even worse. You can have a QT in a country that you can't even visit because your national police would be all over your ass when you come back.

>>69044971
This is why I would find an... economic qt. Slovenia, Austria, Poland, Romania...
I can get there for 20-50 euros

>>69044920

That's the reason things with my Italian didn't work out..

>>69045060

I feel bad for you Tbh... falling for a kebab... :/

>>69045071
Slovenia senpai ?

Maybe meet her in Piran bay

>>69045060
How do you reslove these problems? Do you do this: >>69045151, or?
It's hard enjoying the illusion of closeness, because the opposite hits you on the head every time you log in to chat

>>69044700
Don't be a degenerate, Turks are just all the bad bits from the middle East and Greece mixed together

>>69045151
She's not Muslim at least. And she takes every opportunity to remind me that she hates Islam and Iran. Besides, I consider Persians to be equally as white as Spaniards.

>>69045237
I don't know. She says she wants to try to get a scholarship to do a master's degree in Europe or Canada because that's the easiest way for her to get out of Iran. Leave to study and just never come back. Hopefully she ends up going to a country that's easier to visit and we're still talking when that happens.

>>69045371

inb4 she comes to Belgrade and you still can't visit

lmao.

We used to have a nice deal with Iranians for student exchange.

And with North Koreans...

>another christmas spent with /int/

>>69045371
Sounds like a major stretch on all fronts. Too many variables

If your relationship (if it is one) is strong, and you like each other very much, then never doubt you can love and/or be loved. This, what you're doing, requires great mental effort

>>69045443
I can't imagine it's any more difficult to go to Serbia than Iran. And at least the Mounties wouldn't cavity search me when I come back.

>>69045488

Not yet.
Soon it will be.

>>69045458
We haven't been talking long enough to really be much more than friends. Just kind of waiting and seeing where it goes. Don't want to invest too much anyway because of how difficult it would be for us to ever actually meet in person.

>>69045532
Consider how you "invest" your time and efforts. It's not really worth it, all things considered (no offense). You can't fully pick who you fall for, so I don't want to sound like a relationship calculator

hope everyone is going good tonight))

>>69045443

>and with North Koreans

REALLY?!

please tell me about them! That's so interesting

>>69045582
good carlitos

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>>69045590

Is simple.
We didn't have much friends in 1999

>March 15, 2001: cultural exchange programme between the Federal Government of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia and the Government of the DPR of Korea for the years 2001–2003.


>Under President Slobodan Milosevic, Serbia had a very close relationship with North Korea. It was rumoured that North Korean students came to study in Belgrade.

I know a guy who met one, studied physics same as korean.

We're one of the few nations with whom North Korea still has contact desu.

>>69045616
I still dont know your profile desu

>>69045580
I'm fully aware there's not much chance of things really working out. Right now I'm mostly just glad I'll have someone to at least kind of spend christmas with because she said that she was sad that I have to spend christmas alone and she would talk to me as soon as she comes home tomorrow.

>>69045773
We know each other VERY VERY WELL

>>69045715

Thats really interesting

My second Christmas Eve spent on /cp/. Kill me

>>69047934

It's ok anon :)

>>69048268
No :( I don't even have any of my original qts to share the occasion with

>>69048369

we are here for you!

>>69048448
Can I have $.13?

Merry Xmas anon who is getting home from work! Stay comfy dude!!

>>69048908

Thanks, I'm actually going to bed soon cause I'm going to the gym in the morning. But I'll heat up those ginger bread cookies later

Who else /got blocked by an irishman for asking why he refused to talk to israelis and if he could teach them Irish here/?

I also asked if he was in Once but I don't think he got the reference.

>>69048908
You never message me anymore.

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happy birthday, jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwvqwtV1bpg

Who else /spending xmas catfishing koreaboos/ here?

>>69049193
I've mostly been spending it passive aggressively insulting hipsters until they block me.

>>69049193
>>69049228
Wow, what a bunch of no lifers,
Merry Christmas anyways niggers.

>>69049386
Merry xmas, my white friend.

>>69049403
So what you up to? I don't wanna believe you're actually loners spending Christmas alone like you pretend to do.

>>69049432
I'm half naked alone in my room eating ice cream talking to a sexy QT on my Korean fake.
I cant go lower, but I'm still alive.

>>69049432
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas.

Honestly I wish I were so lucky to be able to spend Christmas alone.

>>69049470
It's 2 am of the 25th it's already Christmas here.
>>69049469
At least you're talking to a qt, tell me more about her.

>>69049518
Yeah but I was talking about where it matters.

Okay technically it's been Christmas for half an hour but go fuck yourself.

>>69049538
Go to sleep nig, you already drunk.

>>69049518
She's absolutely sexy QT from Costa Rica and is already flirting with me, right now I'm telling her about the act that she might want to send me pictures of her in bikini, as she told me she loves going to the beach and has a pool.

>>69049565
Dam, if you get them post pics, you're already on a fake anyways.
But to be honest what kind of hell denizen would be on interpals during Christmas and not have some screws loose anyways.

>>69049555
We don't use that kind of language in this general.

>>69049631
Sorry, mister black fellow.

>>69049469
tfw cant remember my account details for my old korean fake
fug

what are some normie hobbies I can add? already have sports as one

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Merry Christmas

>>69049876
Lv ya m9

was hoping they were real but her tits were fake, saw the scar

sad!

>rtj 3
at least there is something good about this christmas.

Y'all went to sleep or what?

Merry Christmas everyone
Did your qts like the presents you got them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyLW6OYiDM
Hristos se rodi!

>>69044639
>tfw chad enough to block every gook that attempts to talk to me

>>69053132
I just block most everyone nowadays desu

>>69053132
Why'd you do that desu?

>>69053132
>tfw I get koreaboos banned by saying shit about Shit Korea, which usually makes them insult you, which gets them banned

>>69053132
>he has to block them individually
>he isnt alpha enough to block the entirety of asia

>>69054289
if they're white and ugly, I just ignore them

>>69054313
because they are ugly, pan-faced, and have bodies of boys. Not to mention their personality matches their looks

>inb4 "muh submissive, conservative gf"

Asians are vapid and materialistic, plus I don't want my future kids shooting up a school.

Slavic girls(compared to western girls) are so much more feminine, and even though there is still a bit of a language barrier, you still feel like you're talking to another human being.

>>69054352
good, i don't even understand the fascination about asian countries...

>>69054418
I did that on my old account, will probably do it again.

>>69054512
>because they are ugly, pan-faced, and have bodies of boys
That's true
>Asians are vapid and materialistic, plus I don't want my future kids shooting up a school.
Also a good point

>>69054512
yeah in eastern europe maybe but fuck you for westernizing croatia now all woman in cities are whores and its spreading to rural areas slowly

>>69055635
hahaha don't worry, you're already giving us shit back since people from the Balkans love coming here bringing their shitty balkan feuds with them

>>69048926
Going to the gym?! Looks like someone is planning on going places in life! Promise me to drink sum hot chocolate tonight though!
>>69049034
I prefer shitposting here when I talk to anons 2bh.The times I am online I either leave bants on pictures, talk to my qts (yes, even accounts as bad as mine get them) or troll people. PM me with what you got for Xmas and I will have a real talk with you tonight, k?))

That goes for anyone of you who feels unloved by me btw.

I swear to god, what the fuck is actually wrong with Germans? First it was the barbarian invasions, then the oppressive holy roman empire, then Martin Luther decided to start nail his thesis and millions of Europeans died because of him. Then you guys decide to fuck around and bait Serbia into starting ww1. Then you start genocide jews when you really should should be genociding yourselves because all you do is destroy Europe. Finally, present day, another German leader, Angela Merkel is hellbent on destroying europe through state sponsered demographic replacement and threats of "terrorism" which is just another attempt to take away even more rights from citizens of the EU as Germany heads into a authoritarianism dystopia

My_Insecurities
11:44 UTC
What brings you sending it to me?
Go to Merkel and tell her that

>>69056009

>Going to the gym?! Looks like someone is planning on going places in life! Promise me to drink sum hot chocolate tonight though!

Thanks, I'm trying to man. And yeah, tonight after work I'll eat some cookies and drink a hot chocolate

>tfw every actually attractive girl is boring af
stupid slootz

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>try to get a japanese e-gf
>they all act uninterested
>they literally don't even try to keep the conversation going
>can't decide wether it's because of their poor english skills or their backward "culture"
>get fucking angry everytime
>decide to block japan once and for all

I don't understand. Do they get like 30 new messages from thirsty beta weebs everytime they log in? How am I supposed to make myself look interesting.

>>69061074

That's not true. I've found quite a few interesting QTs

>>69061755

I have no personal experience with japs, but from what other people have said. They are the most difficult to get. So most anons will yellow fever go for SEA

>>69061917
Yeah I have an easier time with korean girls.
But alot of them suck too.
I think my yellow fever is finally cured.

>>69056054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

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I was told third worlders are poor and have a shitty life
>have Viet qt
>abandoned by parents during teenage years
>sister is manager at multinational company
>she herself dropped out of school, yet has well paying job at international airport
>has taken half a year sabattical to learn French at home
>goes out for dinner at good restaurant most days of the week
>goes on holiday by plane every year
>sleeps at 5 star hotels for $100 a night
>wants to book tickets to meet me next year maybe

also have Singaporean qt
>at age 24 lives with her parents
>only has time for 2 weeks of holiday a year
>has two jobs
>is at work all day
>only goes to restaurant once a year

>be me
>get taxed on my savings, groceries, income, dog, petrol and right toe nail
>spend almost all income on rent and transport
>goods twice or trice the price of what it costs in China
>have to study until 23 to have any chance on a decent job
>get blown up by religion of peace anyway

>>69062908

That's because those QTs you're talking to are members of the Elite

>>69062908
>falling for finding a job meme
eehhhhhhh

>>69063879
This 2bh. Finding a job in your own country is for poor people. If you don't inherit anything of significant value just emigrate and get some god tier job with your first world education

>>69063305
>Elite
>orphan school dropout
>Hairdresser
>Raised by single mom
Shit is just fucked up here and we are supposed to think living here is good

>>69063994
feel the same about the UK, everything was pretty shitty back there

>>69064611

How's Russia tho?

>>69064611
I've already moved from there, probably not going to stay here forever though.

>>69064661
pretty awesome

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>>69064778
Talking to someone wife like she is a common whore kek

>kinda hot desu

>>69065168

>hey slave!
>I missed my property :3

Holy fuck lmao. What are you going to do whenever the day comes and she finds out that she's not talking to an American chad and offs herself because of deception?

>>69065524
offs herself is a bit strong hah. But wouldn't care less desu
If I want I could destroy her life right now. I have her vk. All her male friends are there, husband, her boss etc

>>69065609

I feel bad for her now Tbh... even tho she's a dumb whore for trusting a fake account, and cheating on her husband. I still feel bad for some reason

>>69065724

Tbh.. I'm not a fan of butts that big. The Canadian QT I'm talking to has a big butt like that. I like smaller but more toned butts..

>>69065874
Share with us, anon, it's xmas.

>>69065724
>kakaotalk
how is your korean fake working out? :D

>>69065950
I just need to get online for 10 minutes and wait for the QTs.

Damn, my QT wants pics of my abs in exchange of more. i'm fucked.

>>69066501
Because there's no way you can find a picture of that on the internet

>>69066595
I need one that looks casual and skinny, that fits my fake.

>>69065910

Hmm I can't.. I respect her. I'd feel guilty if I did that since I actually care about her. If she was just some random girl then I'd gladly share.

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I'm bored so I'm gonna roll for this

>>69066960
Rolling and hoping I get something bad so I can finally get banned

Just kidding, I guess the mods have given up on me. I can do everything, insult koreaboos and nothing happens

QT sends all kinds of nudes, but asks a pic of myself
>The instagram account that I used for the fake was deleted
Damn, I guess this is it.

>>69067786
just use a random hot facebook friend of yours and then crop the top off

Lets all share our new years resolution

>>69067804
She wants my face, not body. The instagram account was perfect because he was just a good looking guy taking casual pics of his face but I didnt save enough pictures of him.
I hate having to just block someone when there's a lot of progress but cant really avoid it now.

>>69067864
do you remember the person's name
resverse search his image and maybe another social media of his will show up

>>69067864
i cant beleive you are tricking girls like this boy
i expected better of you. i guess you fooled me

>>69067992
kek, you don't even know me, I barely use these threads.

>>69068054
youre not the one who draws people?

>>69068080
I don't know anyone from these threads besides there's a chad that fucks a russian married girl and there's one that posts with smileis.

>>69068080

What?

>>69068163
alright then
but you are wasting your time getting nudes desu, if they arent even meant for you, its the same as amateur porn :D

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>>69045447
>another christmas with /int/
>tfw 8 years

>>69065168
>>69065609

She into your american right ?

How long did it take you to get her like that ?

and how do you deal with the issues like brazil boy here has ? Surely she wants pictures of you as well or to see you on cam ?

>>69065724
What naysh is she?

Why do you guys make fakes?
Why not just...
B urself?

>>69068781
Because then you don't get 100+ wet koreaboos messaging you in a day?

>>69068781
I can be anything you want me to be babe

>>69068839
Can you...pretend your name is Clara and tell me merry christmas, that you stil love me? ;-;

>>69068906
Merry christmas babe wish you were here so you could suck the stool out of my anus just like in the good old days

Love you xoxo

>>69068839
Can you be my father so I can have a christmas like a normal person?

>>69068962
Hahaahaha, it doesnt sound like her at all but still
Danke schön

>>69068962

>wish you were here so you could suck the stool out of my anus just like in the good old days

Kek

>>69054512
Slavs are pretty overrated 2bh. I honestly don't find them significantly better than western girls. Most of the ones I run into are still basic bitches with no hobbies or interests.

Also
>tfw everyone is posting cutesy couple christmas pictures on facebook while the best you can manage is talking to some girl in a middle eastern shithole

>>69069109

tfw you are friends with a bunch of QTs and they wish you merry Christmas while they are with their boyfriends

>>69068564
pls respond

>>69069109
>Most of the ones I run into are still basic bitches with no hobbies or interests.
this. The ones that seem to have any interests only seem to be that way to you, because you lack the knowledge of what is popular among russian whores nowadays.

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>Was going to meet a cute friend that I made on Interpals, she lives pretty close to me
>We were going to the cinema and then enjoy xmas night together
>Her grandmother died this morning.

Merry christmas guys, how's everyone doing?

>be off interpals for basically a year on and off
>decide to log in and look around just for fun
>see objectively the most beautiful girl I've seen in my life
>decide she'd never actually reply to me, but I'll give it a shot anyway
>she does
>she asks me for my number to talk on WhatsApp
>we text until 4am her time
>we're talking more now

This is it, lads. Ive found the one. I'm planning on saving my money for the next couple months and visiting her for Spring Break next year in her country.
Thank you based interpals.

>>69069109
>>69069236
It's really the same as everywhere else: you have to find the right ones.

The good Slav ones however are above any other good ones

>>69069290
Careful lad

>>69069290

That's awesome bro, glad to hear! :)

What's her nationality?

>>69069290
dis cuckening gun get good

>>69069290
Hold on your horses, man, I dont want to redpill you but take things slowly, you might run out of things to talk about or just get into an argument out of nowhere, making you realize she's more than what you thought you knew.

Take some time to know her more before you start making plans, will save you from disappointment.

>>69069290
Lol

>>69069425
Yeah, this.

Who /exclusivelymessagesRussianqties/ here?

>>69069329
Without revealing too much she's South American

>>69069326
I am. This isn't the first time I've done this

>>69069330
>cuckening
There is not cucking happening. And stop using that stupid word here, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>69069425
I am. The worst that happens is we don't work out and I end up going on a super awesome vacation in her country instead.

>>69069981
if talking to myself counts.

>>69069981
/FizkultPrivet/ all the way. Currently teaching Portuguese to one.

>>69070084
You are right in the sense that you will never experience her being your adulterous wife, but she is going to fugg someone while you are talking to her....and it ain't gun be you boy!

>>69069290
im happy for you

>>69070102
>still hasnt a pic of himself

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>>69070084
Did you check if she was real and not some dude who used some pics from instagram?

>>69070102
Are you the fizkult privet femanon that e-mailed me? Pls let's be friends.

>>69070401
Eh, not like I am even actively pming qts.
>>69070444
sure, add me on interpals

>>69070427
Yeah, she sent me pics and voice messages and stuff. She's legit.

>>69070301
I'll be doing the same. It's not like she's my gf or anything. But if we can meet up and fugg and have a nice vacation together than why not?

>>69070672
But I dont know your account (or are you the stalker that ignores me?)

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>>69070672
>>69070444

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>>69070840
I do not ignore anyone and I am not a stalker. I am confident that (You) can find my account.

>>69070948
Just message me. /Nrvnqsr

>>69070948

Get out of here stalker.

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>>69071001
Uhhhhh, no, I am gonna leave this up to you.

>>69071102
But...But Fizkult Privet...

Give me a hint then.

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>>69071060
D-do not bully me. I am /slav/ afterall.
>>69071167
I am sorry, but you have to do it yourself. Otherwise, why would I even be interested in talking to you?

>>69071276
I bet you are fat

>>69071276
I believe being a nice person is more important than having good stalker skills.
I guess I will search all the Russians online and see the ones who says "I love memes ;^)" in their profile

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>>69071347
In your dreams.
>>69071364
Good luck.

>>69070444
that would be me.
You can e-mail me if you want desu

>>69071364
>I believe being a nice person is more important than having good stalker skills.
This is true, stalker skills didn't get me laid in years.

>>69071800
I was literally messaging every Russian who could be (You) on IP now.
Message me pls.

>>69071800
>>69071955
>Starting a sentence with a lowercase letter
Uhhh, hate to break it down to you, brazil-non.

>>69068537
Oh I just use pictues of that chad.
The brazil is a novice.

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Potential nudes? I was a bit
Of a beta and said I was joking. Banya is that Russian spa thing

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>>69072086
Trying to get this american (former) model nudes.
She is all up my fake chad. Jokingly asked if she had a warm hole for me. She said "maybe I do ;)"

She has
>her own website
>about 2000 insta followers

I know she is not near the level of that brazillian model I got, but this time if she gives nudes I will share it with you guys.

>>69072057
Why are you always bullying me?

>>69071800
pls be in düsseldorf

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>>69072355
>always
???
You are the one bullying btw.

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I just wanted a Russian friend on this xmas...

Thoughts on Argentinian women?

>>69072673

One posted directly above you

>tfw every girl with short hair is a koreaboo

Why is this a thing?

>>69072723
just browsed, 6-7 out of the first 10 are koreaboos

>>69072909
Latinas on interpals are some of the most likely to be koreaboos in my personal experience.

>>69072869
>girl with short hair
why is this a thing?

>>69073108
France and Turkey are number 1 by far.

>>69073166
kys my man

>>69073203
no u

My qt sent me a picture of her telling some guy on interpals that she already has a boyfriend (me).

TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>69075294
That's fucking adorable.

>>69075331
Yeah too bad I'm currently flirting with the qts on interpals behind her back lel.

>>69075365
That's why Koreabooism is increasing.

seems to be an even split on girls wanting to learn japanese and korean, so why do anons automatically assume girls want a korean boyfriend but not a japanese one

>>69075441

Because koreaboos

gril gave me her phone number 2 months ago
i still didnt send a message because her whatsapp didnt have profile pic and im paranoid its not her.

>>69075516
koreaboo is just the gook version for weeb isn't it

Got a really formal message to be this guy's penpal, kinda weird. He mentioned something about an "intercultural management file", so not sure if I'm gonna be someone's homework specimen or Skynet is real.

>>69075660

Yes

>>69075662

Troll him

>>69075725
Nah he seems like a nice lad, I'll give him a shot. I was in his shoe's at one point. Just waiting on a response now.

I've sent dozens of messages to anglos and I've got no replies. What the fuck? What is wrong with me or them? I just want to practice my English. But almost every American is arrogant and don't give me a chance. How to get someone for speaking on skype?

>>69075985

Even American QTs? That's a surprise

>>69075985
Be persistent, you'll find someone eventually (it's not specific to anglos). Are you looking for people who are trying to learn another language too? Czech?

Merry Christmas, Lads.

Wishing you all good fortune with your QT hunts in the coming months.

>>69076213

You too

What countries have the easiest girls to get nudes from?

I'd maybe say Italy from my own personal experience

>When you haven't unlocked your QT yet
/Alexa_22

>>69072723
They flake every timee ahhh i hate it ._.

>>69076146
I'm persistent, because my English exam in two weeks. I speak another language and I offer help with both of them. No fucking replies. Most of anglos don't even read my messages.

>>69076639
What do you need help with specifically?

>>69076498

Chinks

>>69076721
ew

>>69076704
I'm asking for speaking on skype. Exam will be oral, it means I should speak without any hesitation. I can't do it, I'm getting nervous.

>>69076721
>implying that I'm that desperate

Wow rude

>>69076889
maybe I can help you out, anon.

>>69076897

You literally asked "which countries are the easiest to get nudes from"

>>69076940
I said girls, chinks dont qualify as humans. Thought you would know that

>>69077189
>>69076721
Does Chink mean Chinese or slanty eyed Asian?

>>69077189

that is very edgy scandi, i think you try too hard to not be swede. looks desperate

>>69077304

Chinese

>>69077338
Hmmm, well I've seen a hot China lady once... So I guess I disagree with them not counting as humans. The whole dog eating thing makes it a close one though.

/Pupsikov

Haven't seen this bitch in a while but she's the worst Koreaboo. Her profile used to be even worse last time I saw it, she said she only wanted Koreans to use their Korean name when talking to her and that she had no respect for Koreans who leave Korea.

>>69076916
I will be glad, if you have any time for it. Write me here please: janegg @email. com

>>69077514
>Kazakh
>Being trash
No surprise there

>>69077570
Sent ;)

Sent a random Swede "Sweden yes!"
Didn't expect a response and now she has responded a bit stuck what to say

>>69077904
Ask her why Swedish police are attacking peaceful demonstrators!
https://youtu.be/sOTuQEzJiq4

>>69078033
What they demonstrating for lad?
She's cute as fuck but it's on my real account so I probably have no chance

>>69078137
Some new legislation the Swedish government were passing. It was a legal demonstration too!

>>69078298
Fucking Sweden man

>>69077514
Wasnt this a fake?

>>69078439
I know, let me know what she says... I really want to hear what Swedes think about this and they never respond to me :((

Damn... I'm feeling lonely. and this is a feeling I typically never experience. But right now, I feel it.

>>69078905
Same lad. Ull b ok

>>69079017

I know.. just feeling really lonely. it hurts sometimes with you think that your previous QT is spending the holidays with her new boyfriend. Nothing I can do about it, and at least she's happy. But it still makes me feel a bit sad

>>69078513
I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised because she seems a little too stereotypical.

>>69079086
Hey man. At least it's not forever. My last girl killed herself after I stopped talking to her.
Shan't be doing like that again.

>>69078580
Well I'm getting the feeling she ain't gonna respond to me

>>69079198

Jesus.. that's crazy dude. I'm sorry.. where was she from?

oh a side note, I just looked at my
Interpals. And this really really cute French girl messaged me

>tfw a week has gone by but still no qt ever sent me the first message

Is it supposed to be this way or am i missing some details on the profile setup?

>>69079198
Hahahah, you must be some Chad!!! Pls tell more!

>>69079410

Post profile

>>69079198
That's actually depressing as fuck. Makes me wonder what's happened to some of the girls I've stopped talking to. More than likely they forgot about me immediately, but you never know.

>>69079343
>>69079634
>>69080006
Nah I'm just a fucked up loser who can only get on with crazy girls. Long story short she was suicidal and I talked her out of it, then she fell in love with me and it got weird. I got fed up with her bullshit and told her I was done. Month later I get a note from her friend.

I mean hopefully it's just a prank right? It could always be. All her online accounts are deleted/inactive though.

>>69080170
how did you feel when you found out?

>find qt from my own city a little bit younger than me
>send message saying I'm new to the city and it would be nice to find someone to show me around
>she tells me she's a student that I've actually taught, given I'm a languages teacher here

Wtf

>>69080170
Nationality?

>>69080006
i got a message from a girl who dissapeared for months telling me that her mother was very sick , she had to take care of her and that she missed me,it was cute as fuck

God damn this French girl is fucking cute. Things feel delicate right now. I hope I don't fuck this up

>>69080622
>Telling lies on the internet
That's karma.

>>69080622

Awkward

lets make a cp skype group

>>69081510
i hate you

>>69081510

nah....

>>69081510
Not ffalling for this shit again

>>69081571
why do you hate me carlos? thats so sad ;(

>>69081599
It will be fun, we will sing songs, chat, play games, laugh

test

>>69081823
rakastan Suomea

>>69081823
Perkele :DDDDDDDD

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Let's make a Facebook page for /CP/! XD

>>69082000

Do a private group. Not a public page

>>69081773
stop saying my name here you fucking autistic piece of shit

>>69082515
carlos carlos carlos

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Evening, ladies.

>>69082792
>closes door on you
>locks door
>calls police

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>>69082813
There's no escapin', lil' lady.

I'm taking that hymen.

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>>69082832
>calls American police and immigration services

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>>69082878

>>69082929
hello there's a friendly brown man outside my house with a funny accent in flamboyant clothing.

please send help and also stay for dinner i'm lonely

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>>69082878
>offers you a rose before leaving through the window.

I just caught feelings hard as fuck for this Russian girl after she flirted with me these past few days, lads. She likes to travel, is a journalist, likes memes (spurdo and shadilay), and loves those shitposting text faces.

Now I gotta learn Russian to appease my Slav waifu.

>>69083008

I believe you contacted the wrong authorities. Please contact the RCMP

>>69083087

Will she squat?

>>69083116
But it's Christmas and they're doing drunk curling tonight. The man gave me a plant and fled out the window so it's okay I guess. The deer will get him.

>>69083087
Try Duolingo for some basic vocabulary.

>>69083145
She can squat on my face all she likes, lad.

>>69083087
>Now I gotta learn Russian to appease my Slav waifu.
dont be a retard, tell her to improve her english

>>69083145
It is not a question of will she squat, but can she squat. Squatting is a meticulous anatomic art, if executed properly

>>69083216
Her English is perfect already. I'm doing it to impress her. It's on my bucket list anyway, senpai.

>>69083180

Cheeki breeki

>>69083279
Im also learning swedish for my qt <3

>>69083279
Careful, lad. Slav women are almost always gold diggers.

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>>69083279
send her кoт блин meme

Sent this to girl as an opener
>potato
She responds
>cute potato though ;)

is she dissing me or complimenting me

>>69083489

complimenting

>>69083514
ok good I thought maybe she was calling me a retard

>>69044639
that's not the old thread and it's kinda bothering me that nobody has actually linked it yet

>>6908329
Get out of here stalker.
>>69083307
Ganbatte, anon.
>>69083384
That's a good warning, but I think it'll be alright. She's surprisingly nationalistic, makes more than me anyway. Impressed her with sick abs

>>69083589
thanks, he is sexy

>>69083553

she wants the secs

>>69083307
How are you faring with that God damn pronunciation? I'm not learning Swedish. Considering our grammar, Swedish has an entry level grammar, but that pronunciation...

"no"

>>69072325
Please do

Seriously, where do I find Russian women that aren't boring as fuck? Every one I see just likes basic bitch American stuff.

>>69084135
There isn't much to do in Russia except shooting heroin, drinking vodka and watching snow melt. If she speaks english, you can be sure she is more exciting than the rest

>>69083770
its not that bad, when he calls me, he teaches like simple words and sentences and i repeat

>>69083014
Youre so sexy fernando

Man, catfishers are getting really good. If this "girl" hadn't told me she found me cute, I would have never known she was a fake. Immediately blocked her, if course.

>>69084701
right on. you're learning

>>69083279
Tell her fizkult privet for maximum impression.

I just heard this on the radio and cried. QT sang this to me last year.. :'(

https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

ded thread
ded site
ded life

>>69086605
What do you wanna talk about famalam?

>>69080590
Just kind of empty, I guess. I don't feel like it's my fault but being the hand that let go is still kind of surreal and scary. I missed a week of classes and failed a midterm because of it.
I still don't really know; it was at the end of summer.
>>69080797
Hungary.

>>69086933
Maybe you were the reason she stuck around a little longer.

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>>69087868
and the reason she killed herself

>>69087868
>>69087986
Who can say?
Merry Christmas lads. Sorry for the downer.

>I am looking for a boy for love

>tfw you never have the time to bother with interpals
>tfw /cp/ is predictable as hell these days

Is this thought process the ultimate red pill or am I a cuck?

>>69088503
when you've been here long enough the stories all sound the same

>>69088546
You know, I have 3 qts from years ago that I talk to weekly (they're platonic friends, I'm not romantically interested in them, but I dubiously wonder if one or two might be interested in me) and the funny thing is I'm still feeling like I need a new one because there's a ton of pressure on /cp/ that I must have one and only the right one to be one of you guys in its entirety. But I just keep seeing the same old predictable stuff that it makes me not want to bother with Interpals, lol

I'm drunk, so bear with me if I sound vague.

>>69088692
To make myself clear, I'm very low-maintenance with sites like these, but being around people who expect so much makes me feel like I have to come with high expectations or else I'm a cuck. Then again, I'm not catatonic at all, just wondering what happened to the Interpals I was on years ago when I felt like it was so awesome to make new friends from other countries because I thought it'd be cool and I never really had the pen-pal experience a lot of kids had when they were in elementary school or whatnot.

Is interpals a dating site or penpal site?
Just asking cus I want a penpal and if I'd wrote a guy that could become weird hahaha

>>69088768
I wish it were a penpal site, that's what it was to me when I first picked it up in 2012.

But this year, it has the aura of a dating site, just the amount of fake stuff there, it's not the same.

>>69088768
That being said, just find the right people. Sex doesn't matter, country shouldn't matter, just make sure they're not obsessive or vain. You don't want to deal with that emotional baggage or for fuck's sake, surround yourself with it. I already feel perplexed as hell looking at it.

Thanks American flag.

I just want to move out of this country and wanted to get into contact with someone where I'm moving to.

Hope you mean gender with 'sex' and not the act when you say it's not important hahaha

There's no smilies here but it was a joke :)

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>Former qt messages me to tell me how well she's doing.
>Talk to her for a day before going for the lewds again
>No lewds 4me.
>Stop talking to her because who cares about foreign bishes if you ain't getting lewds.
>one week later
>Messages me again
>Anon, I'm the most depressed I've been in my life.

Fucking girls, man.

>>69089077
i hope you were alpha enough to tell her to fuck off and block her

>>69088768
>>69088796
its still a penpal site you niggers. its fine if you talk to your fellow man on the site as long as its not someone from your country

>>69081170
Wasn't a lie, I'm new to town here. Just didn't recognise her profile pic
>>69081231
Innit
>>69083279
Same sitch with Italian. I want to be able to talk with her friends and family.

Qt said she would delete her account once again last night
This morning woke up to her messages of course
>Now it's unblocked. U made me think about trip to Thai Lan, and become a canoness there
Hmmmm…
>>69089077
Depressed girls are easy. If you at least give them a bit of life advice before the cock pics, you don't have to feel guilty about it.

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>tfw you see /cp/ cringelords comment on pictures

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>>69092029
nice

>>69092029
>tfw clayton leaves some beta comments on your qts pics

>>69090200
Nah I just left it unread and ignored her
>>69091878
Easy, but not worth it if you ask me. Being a sad cunt is cool, but literal sad cunts are a chore.
>>69092029
Was it me?

>>69092506
no idea who you are.

>>69092990
Nortism bebe :-*

>>69093019
Link me your profile I dont care about your circlejerk here.

>Joined 3 hours ago, profile updated 14 days ago.
how

>>69093056
Deleted and reactivated account

>>69093048
It's Nortism dammit

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>>69093111
>>69093222

new thread when

Fuck cp

>>69069109
nah not really, you legit have to look in the right places. turkish girls are kinda annoying though, i get 5ish messages or so from them each day.

Why am I getting viewed by a bunch of fake Swiss women?

>>69094671
All me