/brit/

is a slag

>do a cum
>have a think
>realise that the world is doomed and start to feel depressed

ah yes

>I am le real abnormie

you lot are pathetic.

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Gabbie

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*wears a christmas jumper ironically*
haha look lads haha it's so garish what am I like haha looks like my nan knitted it hahahaha

O come, O come, Emmanuel
And ransom captive Israel
That mourns in lonely exile here
Until the Son of God appear
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Rod of Jesse, free
Thine own from Satan's tyranny
From depths of Hell Thy people save
And give them victory o'er the grave
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Day-Spring, come and cheer
Our spirits by Thine advent here
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night
And death's dark shadows put to flight.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Key of David, come,
And open wide our heavenly home;
Make safe the way that leads on high,
And close the path to misery.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, O come, Thou Lord of might,
Who to Thy tribes, on Sinai's height,
In ancient times did'st give the Law,
In cloud, and majesty and awe.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

Fed up of these fucking normies with friends and gfs moaning about how bad their lives are.

Get out your bubble you little runt.

feeling existential

mo one reply to josie's (nz flag) awful post

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post beautiful girls

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On the codeine lads

Had fentanyl yesterday which was interesting

>>69040387
Haha oh wow anon you look so silly in that christmas jumper! Hahahahahahaha!

>>69040409
Proddys OUT

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Asuka.

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>>69040416

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>>69040416
>>69040416

me minge is letting off a reyt pong x

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alri

drunk on pimms and now i gotta go drive to midnight mass with my mum

>>69040455
giz a sniff x

>>69040395
I have neither a friend nor a gf, the fact that I can only muster a fwb at age 24 is proof that I am a subnormal

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tuktoyaktuk lads

>>69040367
fuck off

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>>69040416

>joint and beer
>preparing bath
>another joint after
>fresh bedsheets
>tired as fuck
gonna have the comfiest sleep ever lads

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>mmm yes goyim....diversity is strength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYX1BrxuZEU

O comfort my people and calm all their fear,
And tell them the time of salvation draws near.
O tell them I come to remove all their shame.
Then they will, forever, give praise to my name.

Proclaim to the cities of Judah my word;
That “gentle yet strong is the hand of the Lord”.
I rescue the captives, my people defend,
And bring them to justice and joy without end.

All mountains and hills shall become as a plain,
For vanished are mourning and hunger and pain.
And never again shall these war against you.
Behold I come quickly to make all things new.

>English cities without significant Irish populations are grey and autistic
>English cities with significant Irish populations are colourful and culturally influential

>>69040395
not hard to get friends

a gf on the other hand...no gf for me :^(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGCdVADLWY

>>69040456
MONTH OF THE YEAR THATS IN AUTUMN

A GUNMAN DOES THIS WHEN HES ABOUT TO SHOOT

>>69040395
it's all relative you mongoloid

Billionaire trust fund babby's get depressed and neck themselves too.

>>69040337
Did black pete get you some nice shit caralad?

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>>69040455

>>69040466
Neck yourself you ugly little cunt.

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>69040474
Pics of joints

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>Midnight Mass from St. Chad's

>>69040492
>have unlimited money
>boohoo why is life shit
Never known a hardship in their life little twats.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go

>>69040478
This wogs face makes me gag

>>69040439
how'd the op go la

>>69040485
>English cities with significant Irish populations are colourful and culturally influential
Like Middlesbrough.

Lel

>>69040374
errytime

>>69040466
font

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>>69040485
birmingham has a significant irish population

why are irishmen so obsessed with england

it's a bit weird lads

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

is there no deterrent for this immoral degeneracy

>>69040529
what's your point? they can still feel as shit as you.

>>69040529
i have a friend like this, sitting on a multi-million inheritance
and he can't shut the fuck up about how sad his life is

>>69040575
I will beat the shit out of any Irishman.

bobby sands was a puss

>>69040523
when i roll the second one

>>69040543
Not sure yet

Surgeon was in a rush he literally went home straight after

>>69040575
id say your face but that's just degenerative

>>69040596
Ok :)

Pics of you in the bath too ;p

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went into tescos and saw whole turkeys going for £3 a pop, crowns for £2

utter madness, what a senseless waste of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq7Fx_tXArI

O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting Light
The hopes and fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight

For Christ is born of Mary
And gathered all above
While mortals sleep, the angels keep
Their watch of wondering love
O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy birth
And praises sing to God the King
And Peace to men on earth

How silently, how silently
The wondrous gift is given!
So God imparts to human hearts
The blessings of His heaven.
No ear may hear His coming,
But in this world of sin,
Where meek souls will receive him still,
The dear Christ enters in.

O holy Child of Bethlehem
Descend to us, we pray
Cast out our sin and enter in
Be born to us today
We hear the Christmas angels
The great glad tidings tell
O come to us, abide with us
Our Lord Emmanuel

i forgot to do the readings in between the opening carols

>>69040569
You're that 1 relative no one really likes but tolerates because it's Christmas.

>>69040620
FOB

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Just got this gf as an early Christmas present.

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>>69040376
>>69040466
>>69040486
>>69040492
>>69040582
FONT

>>69040626
brought back primary school nostalgia

josie fuck off you rug munching proxy

>>69040655
hope it came with a receipt hahahahahaha

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>>69040622

wtf when i was looking for a turkey the other day tescos was charging £50 for a small one

if Irishmen don't like England why do they try and pretend English accomplishments are Irish ones


Baffling really

>>69040622
are you ok

>>69040681
Haha

>>69040655
Now you have to say "thanks grandma" and pretend to be grateful

I travelled back home from university today and arrived in my mums house at around 4

I'm extremely depressed, I won't sleep at all tonight.

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Reminder

>if you have had a gf
>if you have kissed a girl
>if you have any friends
>if you have a facebook, a 'snapchat, a "whatsapp" etc

YOU ARE A NORMIE

>>69040681
fugg, should have copped some for the freezer my dude.

mum got a 16 pounder from the Butchers, it's a mad ting.

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r8 my oneitis lads

>>69040493
black petes long gone m8 thats on the fifth of december but we celebrate christmas now because its more aimed towards adults here

A reading from the book of Isaiah.

1
Nevertheless, there will be no more gloom for those who were in distress. In the past he humbled the land of Zebulun and the land of Naphtali, but in the future he will honor Galilee of the nations, by the Way of the Sea, beyond the Jordan—

2
The people walking in darkness
have seen a great light;
on those living in the land of deep darkness
a light has dawned.
3
You have enlarged the nation
and increased their joy;
they rejoice before you
as people rejoice at the harvest,
as warriors rejoice
when dividing the plunder.
4
For as in the day of Midian’s defeat,
you have shattered
the yoke that burdens them,
the bar across their shoulders,
the rod of their oppressor.
5
Every warrior’s boot used in battle
and every garment rolled in blood
will be destined for burning,
will be fuel for the fire.
6
For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

>>69040673
>>69040711
shoo shoo smelly yankaroos

the mum gave me $350 for christmas

i got her a box of chocolates

>>69040655
did they give you the receipt?

>>69040730
beautiful glowing skin

>>69040730
bit greasy

>>69040730
ew

>>69040730
a literal 5.

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>check tv listings
>BBC1 11.45 - Midnight Mass from St Chad's, Birmingham

Saint Chad

snowing on gta online lads, christmas day present will be unlocking soon. quite comfy 2bh.

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dreams are like angels
they keep bad at bay
love is the light
scaring darkness away
I'm so in love with you
make love your goal
the power of love
a force from above
cleaning my soul

>>69040740
bloody expensive box of chocolate bruce

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Goodnight, /brit/. Merry Christmas to you all.

Just got the barterk bludgeon

It's useless

>>69040728
Yeah and?

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Drinking bourbon on the rocks here, lads.

>>69040769
ah yes
*stands around watching the lovely snow*
*get mowed down by a paki in an armoured kuruma*

>>69040778

it was like $10 :P

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>>69040808

>>69040735
Amen

>not buying a frozen turkey joint for crimbo
FOB

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Been watching this for half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5jGlMSffp0&t=108s

I can't stop

The 90s were so adorable

>>69040769
wew gonna do a look

>>69040836

> turkey

smfh

A reading from the gospel of Luke.

2 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while[a] Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3 And everyone went to their own town to register.

4 So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5 He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10 But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. 11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. 12 This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”

13 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,

14
“Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.”

what an animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zriYiPfvRjE

>>69040845
prefer "spanish ladies" 2bh

feel like watching empire strikes back now

>>69040859
What do you eat? Dodo?

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>>69040740

Got my mam one of these for £10, gave it to her early for christmas jumper day at her work. She claims it to be the greatest gift ive ever got her. LMAOing at myself since ive sent her to tenerife for 2 weeks before but pic is still better in her eyes.

going to have a wank

>>69040845
post the full image

i miss the 2001-2006 internet

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>lana rhoades FIRST ANAL

reckon it's about time to kill myself

been nice talking to ye lads

>>69040909

>>69040864
Amen

>>69040920
Cya

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tube chat?

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I am unironically putting a DVD into my computer to watch lmfao I feel like I'm in the stone age

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It's just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you

supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony

>>69040887

tofu

Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Pw3o2rS7g

Come, come, come to the manger,
Children, come to the children's King;
Sing, sing, chorus of angels,
Star of morning, o'er Bethlehem sing.

He lies 'mid the beasts of the stall,
Who is Maker and Lord of us all;
The wintry wind blows cold and dreary,
See, He weeps, the world is weary,
Lord, have pity and mercy on me!

He leaves all His glory behind,
To be born and die for humankind;
With grateful beasts His cradle chooses,
Thankless man His love refuses,
Lord, have pity and mercy on me!

To the manger of Bethlehem come,
To the Saviour Emmanuel's home;
The heav'nly hosts above are singing,
Set the Christmas bells a-ringing,
Lord, have pity and mercy on me!

favorite christmas special lads? need a recc

>>69040973
alright post, nothing special, bit reddity

>>69040364
tfw i can't wear an overcoat like the don without looking autistic

>>69040939
bender

Enjoyed Rogue One 2bh lads.

>>69040987
inshallah

>>69040973
yessss

Hay cunts!! M8?

>>69041001
merci

*everyone quietens down*

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

>>69040989
You don't celebrate Christmas though

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Hope you all had a good Christmas eve. Cheers /brit/

>>69041048
Amen.

>>69041004
yes you can. just make sure you have nice clothes under it

IT'S RAINING ON CHRISTMAS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off brum
fuck off king

had a lavvly Christmas eve dinner with my family and gf

really cosy

>>69040889

oh, my mum said "what's that thing you're supposed to say? it's the thought that counts?"

i just laughed haha

>>69040824
>ACTION THRILLER WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON
>FEMALE FOX

>>69041048
assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah

>>69040989
Father Ted

>>69041001

ffs Brit needs a watershed so we can post porn and such after 9PM desu

business idea: chinese buffet for christmas dinner

>fags and PR*tesants posting Christmas music
>they arent in Latin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w-hdYKx8kVU

The Lord be with you.

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>>69040728

>if you have had a gf
Nope
>if you have kissed a girl
Yup
>if you have any friends
Had plenty of friends but no longer
>if you have a facebook, a 'snapchat, a "whatsapp" etc
Have a Facebook but barely use it.

So I may be a "normie" by your standards but I sure as hell don't feel like one.

First for King Harry

>>69041048
Amen

christmas eve wank?

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>>69041067

it's not in sydney :^)

other cities BTFO

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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now

WE THREE KINGS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS HYMN

>>69041102

done this b4

>>69040987
Amen

>>69041109
Well you are

>>69040941
>>69041137
go ahead and remove these images for me

>nearly two years since uni
>lost most of my friends and now no girls are interested in me
fucking hell life is just getting more shit

>>69041102
We get take out

>>69041132

just make sure you get up early to have a shower before the present opening happens or they'll smell it on you

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watched that 'Last moments with Oden' video last night at some point

now my homepage is filled with links to videos of dogs about to fucking die

>>69040849
Fuck, now I can't stop watching it.

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>>69041142

Cheer up and sesh m8

>>69041109
turbo normie twat

>>69041106
And also with you

I'm 18 years of age and I haven't spoken to a girl of my age in about 7 years.

How fucked am I lads?

gonna clean teethies

>>69041143
You fucking cunt M8??

cuckold

anyone in west london wanna smoke a christmas spliff with me?

link me at ladbroke grove station at 12

>>69041181
>opening presents in your pjs straight out of bed

are you 10

>>69041137
it's pouring in brisbane

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fuck sydney btw

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>tfw agnostic jewish family

literally don't celebrate christmas

you dicks shut everything down for no reason

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Big fan of older Asuka.

Jesus Christ came to earth and died a criminal’s death not because He had broken the Law, but because we had. God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. What should you do? Repent, turn from your sins & put your complete faith in Jesus Christ as your Savoir and Lord. You may die today, in your sin. Is there any reason why you would not accept God’s gift? God Bless!

>not my birthday
>get presents

explain how

>>69040537
>this video is 11 years old

christ...

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>>69040728

>if you have had a gf
Never
>if you have kissed a girl
Nope
>if you have any friends
1
>if you have a facebook, a 'snapchat, a "whatsapp" etc
Too paranoid

Feels good being a normie 2bh

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Another lonely Christmas :(

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>>69041206

mfw 24
mfw last gf 16
mfw last shag last week
mfw gf who cares just shag slags
mfw will shag some slag, will settle for a fat bird, on new years

i was thinkin about it yestday. if we wana stop rasism i was thinkin waht we shoud do is tatoo evry baby the same color when their born. jus afta they get the umbalacle cord cut they go into anotha room to get tatood and then we get rid of rasism, i alredy kno peopel are gona be lik "oh you cant tatoo a baby" you can its actually easier to compoletely tatoo a baby cos there bodies smaller so it wont tak that long to complet

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)ﾌｰﾝ

>>69041206
>born in 1998

jesus fucking christ

neck yourself

>>69041213
Flag checks out

>>69041265
Desklad?

>>69041228
haha white people win again

just turned 18 today lads, doing my first post!

>>69041294
jews profit most from christmas because they own all the retail stores

ronald wilson reagan = insane anglo warlord

just turned 81 today lads, doing what could well be my last po

>>69041316

wahay

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2016 has been quite a year for dead celebs.

Do you reckon they'll been one or two more before 2017 arrives?

in ainm an Athar, agus an Mac, agus an Spiorad Naomh

Amen

>>69041316
it's 21 in america

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>>69041316

Well done thats a pretty decent post for a yank!

>>69041333
a lot of Jews are white you autistic fuck

*clears throat*
I can't find my notes on the introduction, so let's just get cracking

Brothers and sisters *winks*, let us acknowledge our sins, and so prepare ourselves to celebrate the sacred mysteries.

>>69041265
>anime
>cans of bottles of coke everywhere
>WINDSOR FUCKING BLUE
you deserve loneliness

>>69041338
rest in rip in pieces

>>69041288
I was born in 1997 and have been /brit/posting since 2013

christmas in 20 min lads

>>69041265
can't bring myself to watch this purely because the character designs are so garbage

>>69041348
the queen

a lot of Christians aren't white too

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JUST BRING HER BACK SANTA

>>69041397
>garbage
FOY

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>a lot of Jews are white you autistic fuck

>>69041316
welcome aboard matey

>>69041388
get him janny

>>69041388

Born 1992 been /b/ posting since 2007, only started on /int/ in 2014

there are also white Muslims

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asking the yule lads for a fwb-to-gf conversion kit this year

teethies have been cleaned

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And so this is Christmas

And what have you done?

Another year over, and a new one just begun.

going to have the pengest munch today

For the uninitiated among us, you speak the rites of the Penitentiary Act after I've led off with the first line.

I confess to almighty God...

(I confess to almighty God
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have greatly sinned,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do,
through my fault,
through my fault,
through my most grievous fault;
therefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin,
all the Angels and Saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord our God.)

>>69041466
*munches on your arse*

>>69041452
I was born in '95 and I've been on 4chan since 2006

For anyone who knows what /b/ was like in those days you'd know why that's not a good thing

The world was a much nicer place pre-9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGmU9cybbcQ

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neighbours are doing fireworks

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he's over brown countries lads, hope he doesn't get shot down

russia is 20% muslim

there must be more to life

>>69041441
but i'm 19

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>>69041494
>neighbours

kek

May almighty God have mercy on us,
forgive us our sins,
and bring us to everlasting life.

>losing my looks as I get older
>will never trick another girl into being my girlfriend again
feels bad man

daily reminder that christmas is a capitalist ritual invented by jews and that jesus did not exist

>>69041509
you visited underage

born in 1991, been on 4chan since 2004

your all newfags

>people who are the most interested in celebrity are the least engaged in politics, the least likely to protest and the least likely to vote

>If you want people to remain quiescent and unengaged, show them the faces of Taylor Swift, Shia LaBeouf and Cara Delevingne several times a day.

HMMMMM

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Watching Russell Coight with the senpai this Chrissie morning!

>>69041539
you can't retroactively ban people for being underage in the past

>>69041494
Problem?

i've felt hollow inside all my adult life

i'm making the motions of a normal human being but it's all a sham

Let us pray. *bows head*

born in 1997, been on the 'chon since the end of 2015

lmao

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This should be the flag of Ireland instead of the boring tricolour

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Literally do not understand how it's even possible not to have kissed a girl by this stage in your life.

fancy a wank but father christmas might slide down the chimney any minute

>>69041546
don't see much difference between celebrity and politics at the minute, especially in the US

Enjoying the Kiwis Mass
>>69041567
Go to Mass
>>69041576

>>69041581
tricolours are cancer

doggo is being annoying

>>69041546

small minds discuss people
average minds discuss events
great minds discuss ideas

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

>>69041576
let us kneel *bends slightly with bum still on the edge of the seat*

>>69041601
Pics

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blaming sam hyde for every mass shooting is an underrated meme

>>69041581
>no union jack in the corner

no thanks

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>>69041567
Welcome to modern life, enjoy your stay.

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>that guy who fantasizes about a girl falling in love with him in a disaster situation

>>69041581
Nothing wrong with tricolors, it's the green and orange that suck.

>>69041591
you want him to give you a hand?

>>69040364

>no kev shop

sake.

>>69041612

please kneel

>>69041601
Doggo is sleeping soundly at my feet rn

ama

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IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who /spentTheirChristmasEveShitpostingOnMultipleBoards/ here

The acceptable age range to post on here is 9th of April 1992 - 1st of may 1997

Come quickly, we pray, Lord Jesus, and do not delay, that those who trust in your compassion may find solace and relief in your coming. Who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever.
Amen.

>>69041584
Well, I'm 21 and I'll tell you how it's not happened for me.

>5'6"
>average face
>diagnosed asperger syndrome and paranoid schizophrenia
>don't know how to act around girls except to make friends with them
>have pretty high standards considering my situation
>not too bothered about my lack of experience so it's not something I make the centre of my existence

>>69041632
but then my head will stick out over the crowd who are only half kneeling

>>69041651
>tfw september 1997

oh dear haha

>>69041600
Tricolors are iconic and powerful

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>>69041651

1988 represent

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Guts.

so anon
how come you're on /brit/?

>>69041651
it infuriates me that people born in the late 90s are posting here legally

>>69041651
no wonder the quality of posts is shit then

>>69041628
french tricolour is very nice 2bh

>>69041665
Amen

dubba dubba dum dum
dubba dubba dum
dubba dum dum dubba dum dubba dubba dum

wish I was at home

for christmas

>>69041665
Amen

*Does the Sign of the cross*

fuck christmas

>>69041725
sheed

>>69041689
in very slightly over a year we can welcome the first generation of legal 2000s-born posters

If you've

>ever bathed
>piss in a toilet
>gone outside in the last six months
>seen another human besides a family member in 6 months

Then you are a filthy normie

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>>69041680
>tricolours are iconic and powerful

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>>69041667
sounds like me 2bh

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>>69041725

berg

really hope i die in my sleep tonight

>>69041689
You're mad over who posts on a site that is literally designed to pacify autistic and mentally deranged robots who can't go outside and socialise like normal people.

Take a look at yourself

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>>69041651

5th of april 1997

>>69041689
This

Will never take 97-98 people as an equal to me

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Check my turkey, plebs.

Went to M&S for a half price one but the jews were holding out. Hundreds of turkey crowns with a use by date of 26th will go to landfill.

mental that it's easter already

>>69041725
Rashberg

>>69041651
WRONG

Acceptable range is 28th of November 1990 - 1st of may 1997

>>69041725
haha alri Scrooge

going to try to give up /int/ in the new year

that an nofap

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>>69041736

NORMIES

REPRESENT

!!!

>>69041628
the french flag should just be blue with a fleur de lis desu

>>69041762
>1997
>the late 90s

errrr

>>69041736
Nah just the

>have had a gf
>have facebook, smartphone
>friends

makes you a normie cunt

>>69041762
t. disgusting 96

>>69041651
1993 here haha

not long since i was a babbyboy posting here

might virgin walk to the shops

santa is a bit of a nonce ain't he lads

he sneaks into little kids houses in the middle of the night, empties his sack and then leaves

*motions for everyone to stand*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZI_F50UGU

Joy to the World , the Lord is come!
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And Heaven and nature sing,
And Heaven and nature sing,
And Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing.

Joy to the World, the Savior reigns!
Let men their songs employ;
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.

No more let sins and sorrows grow,
Nor thorns infest the ground;
He comes to make His blessings flow
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as, the curse is found.

He rules the world with truth and grace,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His righteousness,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders, wonders, of His love.

>>69041784
we've already had this discussion

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10 minutes

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>>69041760
3rd August 1967.

>>69041641
doggo is sleeping at the end of my bed is going sideways so i can't get my feet down there
not comfy

shambolic

>>69041792
Who /proud93/ here?

>>69041802
nice one ladbible xD

Cannot fathom how theres 9 minutes until Christmas 2016.

don't feel like celebrating christmas at all

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm

>there are people posting in this thread now who weren't born yet when princess diana died

fucking christ

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