National Socialist Christmas Edition
Merry Christmas buds!
the gf
>>69034872
It's Christmas Eve
>yuropoors
>>69034872
Merry Christmas anon
>>69034901
>>69034872
>he celebrates Christmas
>no gf
>>69034969
Illinois more like ILLi-noise
>>69034834
>memes
Merry christmas, /cum/!
>>69034948
>not celebrating Christmas
you a fag or something?
>>69034999
Merry Christmas
>>69034872
>>69034872
Happy holidays
>>69034872
Yeah, but my team just lost.
>>69035013
gays love christmas you retard
post songs
>Armenian
https://youtu.be/y5tcbD5in7k
>Romani
https://youtu.be/OU--Ox25DCo
>Greek
https://youtu.be/PIecagaNuAY
https://youtu.be/IbKV8jLDFIk
https://youtu.be/AZI4q38lduY
>Latin
https://youtu.be/rwFXR5ett6U
https://youtu.be/5q6skxRLnsI
https://youtu.be/e-k1PKbt5fI
>French
https://youtu.be/GcPoXyxgYhw
>Mongolian
https://youtu.be/1rmo3fKeveo
https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98
https://youtu.be/JKKbxZvj0lQ (the remix)
>American
https://youtu.be/n4dS6O-K7Js
>Russian
https://youtu.be/7Z6gVn6qwAA
>it's going to rain on christmas
>>69035079
Fuck off with that shit, I'm not even christian and it sounds retarded to me
>>69035080
Fantasy team?
>>69035079
stop that
>>69035085
Did I say gays? No, I said fag. You should know the difference
>>69035080
Sorry, bud
Pic related, the gf
>>69035126
>>69035138
Not everyone celebrates Christmas you know
>>69035079
happy holidays, canada!
>I'm not even christian
>>69035013
>you a fag or something?
>he doesn't follow Religio Romana
anglo-saxon protestants desu
>>69035126
no, nfl.
>>69035155
pls win it all for me. Our playoffs are fucked since we lose a qb and may go 8 and 8
>>69035122
I know that feel bro
Just made a pork sausage links, egg sandwich, and cheese. It was delicious.
I dont wanna go to work today
>>69035166
America is a Christian nation
>>69035190
It sounds like it
>>69035175
>le fedora meme
>>69035122
70 degrees and rain
Enjoy the rest of 2016 while it last, 2017 will be a guaranteed shitfest of epic proportions.
>>69035190
>egg, and cheese sandwich
I forgot to move "sandwich" when I remembered that there was cheese.
>>69035209
You should not go to work on Christmas eve
>File: 1446384138225.jpg
>>le fedora meme
@69035230
>being this triggered
>>69035166
shoo shoo
MERRY CHIRSTMAS EVE /CUM/-CHAN !!~~
miss u
>>69035209
>Working on Christmas Eve
>>69035289
merry christmas, bebbi
>>69035289
Stay with us or I'll be mad
>>69035175
most people aren't
>>69034872
Not really it actually sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odavcuQSD1E
why cant detoilet handle the new jersey attitude?
>>69035287
Have a kwazy Kwanzaa
>>69035122
>he doesn't like a cool glass of egg nog while staring out the window
>he doesn't like the pitter-patter sound of rain on the window
>he doesn't like using the rain as a natural lubricant while publicly masturbating
>he doesn't like being /comfy/
get the fuck out to be honest
Hey you, fix your posture
>>69035308
not like I have anyone to spend it with anyway
>>69035289
Merry Christmas, bebby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIO3KvvgCqA
>most people aren't
>>69035122
It always rains on Crimmas
t. WA
>>69035379
it always rains in WA*
ftfy
>>69035122
>can't enjoy comfy christmas rain
Don't know this eel.
>>69035410
You better delete this post
high of 82 today
>>69035424
>christmas rain
>comfy
No
>triggered christcucks dumping the contents of their fedora folders
>>triggered christcucks dumping the contents of their fedora folders
>>triggered christcucks dumping the contents of their fedora folders
>>69035184
Workin' on it, bud.
>>triggered christcucks dumping the contents of their fedora folders
>>69035346
It's a quincy a qwanza
>>69035440
I didn't say it was better than snow or any such blasphemy.
I'd prefer it to rain than be clear.
Comfy comfy comfy
>be Raiders
>lose
>>69035314
>>69035325
>>69035368
aw thx /cum/-chan
>>69035524
Have you even been following this season at all
>tfw you cant even drag yourself to watch your team play anymore
Howdy fellow Americans, I am glad to be praying to our lord and savior Jesus Christ during tomorrow's festivities. I will be enjoying these festivities in my big suburban home surrounded by fellow loved ones, including my dog named Rex.
We will be barbecuing shrimp on the barbie amid the glorio..I mean fantastic American weather, which will be a warm 20 American fahrenheit degrees.
But if you are like me, an average American, I think 2017 will be great year for our amazing President Donald J. Trump and his exiting new regime. I also think you guys should read the RT, it's better than the fake news on display everyday on the lamestream media.
#MAGA
>>69035559
No.
FYI Jewish people aren't white so they can't be racist or oppress anyone.
>>69035289
>>69035534
faggot
>>69035230
American'ts into bantz
>>69035607
>shrimp on the barbie
turn off your proxy, Aussie
>>69035534
Where'd u go???
>>69035524
The raiders are going to the super owl
>>69035612
jews are white
>>69035607
>not watching Infowars
>>69035346
There are no Canadians that celebrate Kwanzaa
I don't watch football
The Browns will win.
@@@>>>>69035618
>tibs shitposting febora
>>69035762
if the 49ers lose and both go 1-15, who gets the #1 seed?
>>69035826
I will.
Lmao, so glad I started Thielen over Moncrap
>burger says "I don't watch football"
what did he mean by this?
>>69035826
draft pick*
>>69035871
I mean that I don't watch football.
>>69034872
Happy Christmas
Bonne Christmeusse
Feliz Navidad
Joyeux Noël
they did it
they actually did it
>>69035896
>burger
>doesn't watch football
what did the poster intend to communicate when he originally posted the aforementioned statement
>>69035871
I don't watch football either.
>>69035940
I don't have cable and thus can't watch it
>>69035663
That's what you think. ;^) Seriously though, have a joyous Yuletide my American neighbor.
>>69035871
He is probably baseball masterrace tbqh
cleveland browns, buffalo bills, seattle seahawks, carolina panthers cincinatti bengals, greenbay packers, tampa bay buccaneers, jacksonville jaguars, miami dolphins, washington redskins, arizona cardinals, houston texans
México = normie
Except that tranny namefag ofc
>not watching basedball
>be poster living in the region of north america, specifically the united states
>I don't watch football
what was the original intent of this anonymous poster when he typed out these words on his keyboard, and then posted it on this imageboard?
>>69036026
>basedball
>>69035917
>mfw no one ever wishes me a mele kalikimaka
We're /cum/ too, y'know...
baseball is gay
>>69036058
t. bolshevik
>>69036070
mele kalikimaka anon
>>69036087
t. Domingo the Dominican
>>69036072
t. homosexual
>chink poster thinks he is a part of the glorious american master race
https://youtu.be/IBZoTpfUf_E
>>69036123
t. Guido mussoli Fettucini
normalfags are no fun online they should all stick to facebook
>>69036135
I'm not a chink.
>>69035981
>not both
>>69035963
>he says via the internet
test
icles
>>69036172
t. Felipe morales Salamanca
>>69036217
Good post desu
>>69036217
>États-Unien
>Il ne regarde pas le football américain
Que voulait-il dire par ceci ?
>chink doesn't know that it's a catch-all term for all gooks, flips, and nips
>>69036292
I was born in Europe to European parents.
Anyone else get seasonal feels?
>>69036070
You're right, mele kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright /cum/ Christmas Day.
That's the island greeting that I send to you from the land where pine trees sway.
>>69036357
commies
>>69035378
go outside
>I was born in "Europe" to "European" parents.
ah, I see now
How does Santa deliver your presents of you don't have a chimney?
>12 years younger cousin apparently got his first gf
>he's fucking 13 and I'm 25
>I'm still a virgin who never even been on a date
>"hehe anon so when are you going to find a girl then"
I hate christmas
https://aww.moe/0qzgia.webm
>>69036398
yes, ex-stuff.
>>69036464
Just fuck his gf lol
>>69036444
Same way all the other men get in your house late at night. Your mum lets them in
>>69036444
*teleports behind you*
Psht. merry christmas, kiddo.
>>69036444
>not having a chimney
what are you a fucking jew living in a manhattan flat lol
>>69036405
I was born in the USSR, so you're not wrong
>>69036493
Obviously this
You should probably kick his ass too
>>69036490
Feliz Navidad, only juan more day until the Pope gives Christmas mass!!!
>>69035871
I don't like sports.
>>69035871
It means he isn't a fag
>got a nice pair of water proof wind breaker and pa take
>already have a nice set
Hmmmmm!
>>69036837
gf isn't spending Christmas with me, she is going out with a friend
This is it, isn't it?
>>69036906
male friend?
Mods banned all the posters >>69036405
>>69036981
>mexican isn't 3 ft tall
No, it's not it
AMERICA IS SHIT!!
dumb texan
>>69037039
3ft? arent mexicans manlets?
>>69036981
see>>69037039
>>69036521
>born in the USSR
hello grandpa
reposting my clum pictures since im bored
those were better times
Which one?
>>69037188
very old memes
>>69037188
>my favorite coke is Sprite
lel
If Trump doesn't go to war with China I'll forever hate America.
hmmmmmmmmmm
this image made me think while i was searching for clum images in my unfucking-organized folders
>>69037216
i cry everytime
fucking work and national guard eating up my /clum/ posting time
I'm about to head out to another 4 day training camp in a few days.
>>69037160
why not both
>>69035627
i got a gay job, and a gay gf, so i cant post with my gud frends from /cum/ anymore
>>69037266
i'd be happy with economically fucking them over a tad
>>69037266
>>69037303
They're fucking themselves. Everyone is moving to Mexico because Chinese labor costs are skyrocketing
>>69037150
what the fuck are these images even?
i got around 1000 pictures in my folder dedicated to 4chunks and i have no fucking clue about what 95% of them even are
>>69037331
doesn't China deflate its currency and ignore copyright internally so they get by well enough
>>69037357
i have a few gigs of 4chins images i know longer remember too, on an external harddrive i rarely use
like why is this names memega2
is this supposed to be a bad image of Riga or what?
>>69037331
What do you think they're doing in Africa mate? You wouldn't even need to fight them just blockade the mess and it'll collapse.
>>69036981
>First transexual surgery is in Germany
>Americans invent modern drag queen routines
>Mexican men are small, beardless, and petite like women
Somehow Canada ends up in the dress
this one I remember ;^)
>>69037357
They are fragments of our souls.
>>69037429
>petite like women
define """petite"""
>>69037429
just memes my buddy o' pal
i made this around the time when canadians were spamming cartoon pictures of babys and little girls
Thank you for the unicorn, Latvia
>>69037429
posts like this is why nobody likes canada
now this is an OLD image
the first "meme" i made
>>69037507
what the fuck
>>69037366
They're selling off their bonds in the US right now in order to push the value of their currency down so that they can continue to export things cheaply. It's not sustainable though. There's also a huge age bubble that's about to burst and fuck with their labor prices so that will be fun.
Chinese civil war when
>>69037418
Oh, I know. Literally all we would have to do would be to block the Straits of Malacca in order to starve them of oil and they wouldn't be able to do anything because they don't have a real navy. That would fuck over the Japanese though, so I don't think we'll do it
Don't you mean Happy Holidays you insensitive morans?
>>69037498
Jokes on you, I'm American, from Riverside, CA
>>69037429
>First transexual surgery is in Germany
>Americans invent modern drag queen routines
>Mexican men are small, beardless, and petite like women
>Canada is still more gay
makes you think
>>69037488
Why is Porzingis called unicorn?
Btw me and him share the same name hehe
>>69036985
She didn't say
Just a friend she had to seen since college
>>69037562
>from Riverside
i am so, so sorry
>>69037507
kill it with fire
>>69037538
/balt/ + /ausnz/ memes, lad
Foreigners leave, SS, etc
>>69037488
>liking niggerball
>>69037583
I'm sorry dude you just got cucked
>So anon, why are you spending your weekend on /cum/ lewdposting and posting cancer instead of taking sussie down the block out for a date this Christmas?
>>69037606
i literally made it in paint
put a lot of time in it as well, such a waste of time tbqh
>>69037598
Yeah, I left and went as far away as geographically possible while still on the same continent, Atlantic Canada.
>>69037473
maybe he means how they're manlets on average
Merry Christmas lads. Still waiting to hear from the familiy and friends...
They'll call, right?
>>69037636
It's floorsqueak you commie cunt
>>69037658
Because I'm an autistic NEET
>>69037658
It's 00:05, family is asleep, I'm 70% drunk and I'm in /cum/.
Good enough answer?
>>69037661
this is better. I like the cute gondola ruskies
>>69037548
Are you even perfidious? What the fuck will the japs do?
>>69037663
could of just moved up to norcal
how you dealing with the cold up there?
>>69037719
>What the fuck will the japs do?
They'll quit publishing my Chinese cartoons
>>69037708
that's dedication to us. Get some sleep.
Happy Hanukkah goyim!
>>69037715
cheers, i consider this my finest work as well
>>69037636
I wouldn't get cucked. If she wanted to fuck somebody else she would let me know
Hmmm
>>69037752
I got 3 more beers left, pal
>>69037708
Isn't Latvia one of those Pooland tier shitholes?
>>69037721
Stop pretending NorCal is any better. The scenery improves but it's still lousy with blacks and especially Mexicans
t. Summered in Redding at grandparent's farm
I love the cold
>>69037866
saved pic
okay 3 more beers, then to bed. You should get enough sleep just in-case the ruskies turn full commie and start an invasion.
>>69037871
Latvia has the tallest women and 2nd tallest men on earth I think. They really like Canadian sport basketball.
>>69037871
WW2 FUCKED us a lot, but we are slowly getting back there. Before WW2 we were the 10th richest country in Europe. Now we are Greece tier, if that's a "Pooland tier shithole", I guess so.
>>69037918
the tallest women on earth and the 4th tallest men (sadly)
>>69037954
wtf, I'm going to invest in Latvia now
>>69037922
what is hanukkah even
>>69037829
into the leaf folder it goes
>>69037829
>leaf
What the fuck is their problem?
>>69037997
I want a Latvian gf.
>>69038047
The Jews were surprised when they found oil in the desert
>>69037998
pls do
I literally get depressed sometimes thinking about the future WW2 stole from us.
Our back up capital Jelgava, which was the capital of the rather rich duchy of Courland for hundreds of years and the second biggest city at that time, got literally 90% wiped out by the Soviets who bombed it to shit trying to make the Germans and Latvian fall back.
Having lobsterolls
God tier food tbqh
>>69037922
He's a Jew Yorker, it's to be expected.
>>69038086
sent ;)
>>69038114
>the Soviets who bombed it to shit trying to make the Germans and Latvian fall back.
I didn't know that you fought alongside the Germans. We don't really hear much about the Baltic states here
>>69038114
>not getting depressed over the future WW1 stole from us
Are you a commie?
>I don't attend Christmas midnight mass
>>69038099
and then the muslims stole it?
>>69038304
Romans
>>69038299
Why are Christians so insecure about a holiday that has nothing to do with Christianity anymore?
>Why are Christians so insecure about a holiday that has nothing to do with Christianity anymore?
>>69037829
this level of autism.
>>69038239
>over the future WW1
WW2 ya cunt
>>69038177
Mate we had 2 SS divisions, around 30k Latvians in the Wehrmacht, the most awarded and decorated non German SS divisions and one of them was considered elite.
We defended the Reichstag. Air ministry and other key points in the last battles of WW2.
Not to mention the Courland pocket which was the last place to surrender to commies/allies.
Latvian SS Legionnaires were later used by Allies to do some missions, guard nazi prisoners in Nurnberg and were set free from any war crimes. The Allies literally said "Latvians dindu nuffin dey gud boys."
Americans even managed to betray us at the end of the war.
>Why are Christians so insecure about a holiday that has nothing to do with Christianity anymore?
>>69038392
Everyone celebrates Christmas because it gives you time off from work/school.
>Everyone celebrates Christmas because it gives you time off from work/school.
Merry Christmas Eve y'all
69038507
autism
>>69037829
I saw this, it was obviously fake. This leaf does this all the time
>>69038522
you too buddy
>>69038299
>have to go to christmas eve service
>have to go to sunday church service the next day
not liking this fampai
>he shitposts on Christmas Eve for free
>Being this butthurt about a Holiday about family, gift giving, and happiness
Fucking fedorafags
>no more (You)'s
and here i though we were having a nice conversation :/
>>69038493
*Faggots and heretics, celebrate Christmas because it gives you time off from work/school.
Ftfy
>>69038693
fedora posters are weird
Are brainlets the ultimate losers
>>69038430
Don't be autistic anon, YOU ARE SLAVIC.
>>69038741
(Vos)
>>69038693
The holiday is about the birth of Christ
>>69038750
Most people, then?
>>69038741
(Vous)
Reminder if you're going to have sex with your gf tomorrow use a condom
>>69038741
Is she really a giant?
[spoiler]tfw no tall gf[/spoiler]
>>69038741
Sorry
I didn't want to seem stupid for not knowing much about the Eastern Front in WW2
>>69038741
i don't know enough about your country or SS
why do Russian and Polish bydlo call me a nazi when I tell them my heritage is Ukrainian? all i know is some parts were on the German side of the war in fear of USSR
>>69038820
Which was in March, so, well. Oops.
>>69038869
Shes a big girl
>>69038741
hi /clum/-chan
>>69038933
>we have to celebrate the birth of Christ in March
Retard
>>69038933
It's celebrating the idea and it happening, it's not celebrating the literal day you autist
>>69038934
I NEED EXACT MEASUREMENTS(in the burger measurement of height).
>>69038741
Hello Latvia.
>>69038934
what does the bra even do for her?
*poops all over the place*
>>69038905
No idea mate, but it's similar for us.
No matter who you are, what you do, but if you're Latvian, then you're a fascist in the eyes of a ru**ian here.
>>69038888
It's okay, that's why I'm here.
>>69038934
>only 1.75
>>69038824
>83% of USA is Christian (mostly protestant)
>80% of Mexico is Christian (mostly Catholic)
>80% of Latvia is Christian (mostly Lutheran)
>67.3% of Canada is Christian (mostly Catholic)
And the MINORITY you are referring to aren't really people.
>>69038974
>>69038991
Why not celebrate his birthday on the day of his birth?
>>69039021
nothing
>>69039017
ayyy
>>69039002
sorry, i dont know how tall she is
>>69039060
Because people had no clue when it was back in the day and it was decided around the winter solstice to accommodate pagan celebrations
>>69038933
When you are a God or Godlike being you don't celebrate your birthday on the actual date.
Her Majesty the Queen's birthday celebration also isn't on Her actual birthday.
>>69038934
Tho she still has a vagina and a feminine face
>>69039036
most of whom never go to mass because they don't really care about Christ.
>>69039060
>what is tradition
It's because the Catholic Church wanted to attract pagans so that they could be saved. We celebrate the birth of Christ on the date of a pagan holiday because Jesus said that pagans are people too
>>69039024
How did we betray the Latvians though?
>>69039060
we don't even know the exact year of his birth, let alone the exact day
Furthermore, the calendar used back then is not the same as the one used today. However, celebrating on December 25th (very close to the Winter solstice) is very logical, given the biblical description of Jesus' birth (i.e. the light being born into the dark).
>>69039145
most of whom never go to mass because they *have a personal relationship with the Lord and feel let down by classic models of faith
Ftfy (again)
>>69039194
>>69039169
>>69039127
So what you're saying is that you don't know when his birth happened?
>>69039024
too bad, Latvian seems like too beautiful of a country to bully
>>69039240
I only say that because I'm too lazy to put my pants on.
>>69039254
No. And it doesn't matter
I want to wish my German friend Merry Christmas
>>69039100
titties are too small to be honest.
>>69039240
>Pr*testants
>>69039254
Of course we don't, why did you assume we did? It literally takes 5 seconds with google to find out that we don't know for sure when exactly Jesus was born.
>>69039240
Do they have catholics in USA / Canada??
>>69039100
please post more latvian qts (preferably with bigger tits)
>>69039368
Yeah. Catholics are mostly just muh hurritage Ir*sh and Mexicans though
>>69039169
>be Latvian Legion remnants stuck in the Courland pocket
>oh shit the German high command surrendered, we'll have to do the same soon
>most of the Legion goes into woods to form the Latvian national partisans named "Forest brothers"
>few thousand of Germans join them too
>Americans have comms with our 30k partisans
>yeah nah lads we are totally coming, just hold the soviets off for a little longer
>pfff we're almost there, the fleet is on its way
>aaaaalmost there buds, the army is closing in the the Baltics any minute now
We held out till 1960's, the last Forest Brothers surrendered in the 80's or came out in the 90's when Latvia was free again.
>>69039368
In cities mostly.
>>69039413
t. cletus chan
>>69039427
Yeah, that's pretty fucked
>>69039465
I'm Thpanish
>>69039525
>Thpanish
What did he mean by this?
>>69039540
Looking fresh, Netherlands
>>69039570
Spain you dumb cunt. They can't say 's' properly
>>69039413
I know this sounds stupid, but I'll never know what's the deal with mexicans and catholicism, and why.
T-thanks, Spain.
>>69039580
I'm Mr.Toothpaste flag...
>>69039525
me too
>>69039339
>>69039373
You cant really find our qt's in google without knowing their names
the magazine "Klubs" always hires a sexy Latvian to do a photo shoot every month, but I'm not subscribed to it any longer, so I can't really spam you with qt women
>>69039659
lol no
>>69039678
Thanks anyway Latvia.
>>69039659
Don't tell me what to do
>>69039643
I don't understand what you're saying
>>69039368
yeah, there's catholic schools in most cities
>>69039719
i tried :C
Another thread ruined by non-/cum posters.
>>69039737
I mean, Why most mexicans are catholics?
Is this related with Spain and the conquest of Mexico?
>>69039865
latvia was great tho
>>69039880
>Why most mexicans are catholics?
>Is this related with Spain and the conquest of Mexico?
Yeah. Spain sent a fuckload of missionaries and priests to Mexico to convert the natives
haha
hehe
>>69039368
the French master race
>>69039909
Really? Are you seeing the same posts I am?
>>69039856
That doesn't look bad??
>>69039993
most of the shit here came from thin skinned Christ fags.
>>69039934
doesn't sound like a long term economic solution
>>69039880
Stupid spic, Merry Christmas
>>69040042
yeah thats why our roads arent the best