/brit/

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papika yeah i rep PPK

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Asuka.

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unreal

Is it normal to get a hard on everytime you have a shit?

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>>69034622
only if you're a bender

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>>69034518
>>69034604
>>69034606
>>69034608
>>69034615
>>69034622
>>69034633

>>69034543
what job

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leftists.........

>>69034615
too much ass

>>69034615
she can really arch that back can't she

What film should I watch before bed?

cokeboyz

>>69034655
Awful attempt at stealing the other guys gimmick

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>tfw to smart too consume mainstream meteor

>>69034674
problem child 2

>>69034674
Problem Child 2

getting my arse ravaged by a black man in roughly 30 minutes

>>69034674
Mondaiji

been asked about 20 different tech support questions since coming home

might get the next train back

>>69034674
Problem child 2

>>69034674

Satantango

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did someone say meteor?

Decided not to wank this morning out of respect for our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

>>69034606
would like to put my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean (do you know what I mean?)

>>69034674
dark crystal

>>69034615
meh

>>69034633
delete this

>>69034746
oh god sephiroth is so hot i love reading seph x cloud fanfics

>>69034754
Good lad.

just died again

>>69034726
Stop working in tech support then

I'm a pharmacist because I was too anti-social and thick to be a doctor, I long ago made peace with people asking me how much ibuprofen is an overdose

OH I WANT A HAPA GF FOR CHRISTMAS
ONLY A HAPA GF WILL DO

I DONT WANT A BLACK
NO STINKY DINKY BLACK

I WANT A HAPA GF
TO PLAY WITH AND ENJOY

>>69034778
i don't work in tech support

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>>69034726
>load up mum's computer
>500 cancerous toolbars, popups, "virus warnings" etc
>""this computers broken it's so slow!!""

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it's behind the domestos

>>69034758
nah not really lol

cocona, yuyu, toto, nyunyu
yayaka yeah that's PPK

>>69034778
well how much is an overdose?

Important desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/11949993

http://www.strawpoll.me/11949993

http://www.strawpoll.me/11949993

>>69034674
kidulthood
adulthood
brotherhood

Holla to ma sistahs on welfare
2pac cares

>>69033434
outstandingly thicc

>>69034805
There's no such thing unless you're anorexic. You'll vomit it all up long before you poison yourself to death

>>69034312
er hun, not a single country is truly Marxist xxx

4000 mg of ibuprofen up the nutella expressway, this is the end lads

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>>69034608

Merry Christmas lads. How's it foing?

>>69034857
i will prove you wrong and kill myself through it

>>69034805
can't be that much although once i had such bad tooth abcess pain i called an emergency dentist and when i told him i'd taken 20 codeine and ibuprofen tablets he made me go to a hospital for no fucking reason before i could have a root canal

>>69034880
MOAR

All I want for Christmas is for my lower back to stop aching

>>69034778
tell me about it lad haha
i work in a pharmacy and some people are so dumb

>>69034902
>i called an emergency dentist and when i told him i'd taken 20 codeine and ibuprofen tablets he made me go to a hospital for no fucking reason before i could have a root canal
yeah well you're just a fucking fat little cunting idiot

good evening

>>69034778
How easy/hard is it to steal prescription medicine such as Aderall?

Watching Trainspotting for the firs time.

10 minutes in and I feel a bit sick desu

>>69034967
Ah yes druggies

>>69034655
>tfw the potion seller won't sell you his strongest potion

NEED to get out of bed, its already 1pm

reckon i'll just go sleep desu

>>69034897
Enjoy spending Christmas day in a hospital full of hungover healthcare assistants because you attempted suicide

>>69034960
Probably pretty easy when you aren't working for a private company and auditing is basically on the honour system unless you make it obvious you're thieving.

>>69034615
I've seen better

>>69035009
already did that

staying up to catch santy in the act >:)

should I phone the weedman or would it be inappropriate?

>>69034994

kek

>>69034658
>ass

FOY

Imagine having a pet dragon you could fly around on. That would be sweet as shit.

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>>69035019
>Enjoy spending Christmas day in a hospital full of hungover healthcare assistants because you attempted suicide
at least I'll be with people

>>69035009
ae you exited

what is it about the Irish that makes us so productive in terms of cultural output?

look at British cities with large Irish populations (ie Manchester, Liverpool) and they are known the world around for their music scenes and cultural influence as opposed to most other similar-sized cities there that no-one outside Britain has even heard of

even in the US, there seems to be a big 'Bawsten Irish Gangstahs' movie made every year even though pretty much every American city (Boston included) is overrun with minorities and the whites have long since fled to the suburbs

>>69034967
That's my favorite movie ever

>>69035086
no want my family to stop doing mi nut in

>>69035073
trust me mate, you wont be spending time with them.

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>>69035060
Can you get me an 8th while you're at it?

Going to take a "shower"?

eating a chicken balti

very christmassy

>>69034967
Le toilet diving :^)

>>69035086
hello my antipodean comrade, are you enjoying christmas unlike the rest of these slow cunts?

>>69035087
stop denying Birmingham's Irish heritage

We have the biggest paddy parade in Britain

>>69035101
i shall do their nuts in as one, giz an address

@69035087
did not read a word of this

>>69035087

Americans being Paddyboos doesn't make you cultural.

The UK dwarfs Ireland in cultural output. Every fuckin girl in every developed country seems to have a hardon for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Tom Hiddleston, or some other shit

>committing suicide on Christmas
Literal maggot 2bh. Committing suicide is already despicable but on Christmas it's a whole other level

*yankposts obnoxiously*

>>69035164
more like suck their nuts lol

>>69035181
Jesus did it

>>69035158
trying my hardest but everyone around me is being an insufferable stresspot and i cant even put them in their place because its not my family

>>69035087
MANNY
FUCKING
MENTIONED

>>69035160
rasheed

>Oireland has a huge cultural output
>just look at all these English and american cities

What do Sheeds do on Crimbo?

gf says she's going to start birth control lads

>>69035134
scared to phone the weedman as I reckon he'll be at the pub

need weed for tomorrow though

>>69035181
Gonna my present for myself lad already bought it too late

>>69035228
eagerly awaiting the ribena blog update to learn more about this

>>69035228
helping out their cousin in the paki shop or delivering takeaways part time

>>69035232
Bin her, it's against the official position of the Church. Not worth it

>>69035228
drive through germany

>>69035221
ummm no sweetie x

>>69035240
So grab a pint and smoke a J with him

>>69035228
Same thing Jews do, generally nothing. They might get together with family since they're all off work anyway, or those running the taxi ranks, corner shops and takeaways will just treat it like a normal weekend and enjoy the reduced traffic and increased takings because everyone else is closed

>>69035227
in other news, the sky is blue and fish live in the water

mums texting me to come downstairs and talk to my cousins but i dont want to :<

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have you aligned your chakras and ascended to the astral realm today /brit/?

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its christmas in 3 hours

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>>69035271
great post

>>69035276
>birmingham
yeah alri abdul whatever you say

>>69035164
123 essex lane

>>69035276
you're awful mate

fuck off

hm yes 8 am and nans already drinking
fun day ahead

>>69035304
I have cultivated many profound truths and can feel my very essence itself becoming one with the astral plane.

>>69035348
fuck off william ulsterman

>>69035370
merry christmas x

might go sleep myself soon got a big day of merryposting tomorrow

>>69035370
7am here and just cracked open my first beer

going to get very drunk today

Mr Plow, that's my name
That name again is Mr Plow

>>69035370
>>69035398
ah yes australia

*sips another J20*

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Bet I don't get a daddy issues gf for Christmas again lads.

>>69035406
>Plow

fuck off yank

refuse to drink around my family desu

Dick out for Chrimbo, lads

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>>69035228
Same thing they do every day: Plot the destruction of Western civilization.

nearly choked on a piece of pilau rice, fucking hell

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

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Still in spoons lads x

can't wait until 2019 lads

have a feeling it's going to be a very good year

>>69035464
why the gay stance

>>69035464
having fun ste? x

>>69035464

Still searching for the hidden tunnel to the London Met lad?

>>69035464
Post willy

>>69035406
good episode tbqh lad

>>69035464
just told the owner i heard you sniffing a key in the cubicle mate

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Watching 8 out of 10 cats. Grim as fuck.

Just did an absolute belter of a fart.

still haven't done my christmas shopping

>>69035547
why the tripcode lad?

i mean you're not as bad as lisicki but it seriously detracts from the quality of your posts

>>69035570
better nip to spar quicktime lad

ah fuck is christmas tomorrow
forgot all about it

not even remotely gassed about christmas

>>69034838
when did fat become thicc and acceptable?

>>69035519

Essex flag looks like 3 lines of coke mate don't know what you're on about

>>69035585
why aren't you in church rn

>>69035599
seaxes

>>69035576
I don't have anything better to do and I require validation from online strangers.

>>69035446
http://sketchtoy.com/67758516

need a skinny jeans bf

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>>69035600

do I have to record my job search tomorrow

>>69035576
banter only makes high quality posts

>>69035585
are you a priest?

>>69035641
Good banter tbf 2bh ngl imo m8.

need a doggie walking bf

>>69035620
http://sketchtoy.com/67758520

>>69035587
Me neither

>Don't want anything these days
>Always nervous that my presents are shit
>Grandparents too old to drive and come around to the house so only see them on Christmas eve
>Girlfriend is working

literally fuck sake

>>69035673
what did he mean by this

CHRISTMAS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

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>>69035635
telling your da

younger siblings are gonna wake me up far too early

want to sleep until like 1pm

Just masturbated to a pic of my brother's ex-gf and a pic of my female cousin drunkenly kissing a black girl

r8 my Christmas Eve

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Need a fleshy woman hole to stick my penis in lads.

>>69035716
dyer

>>69035593
she's thicc not fatt

>>69035716
Post those pictures

browsing the so-called internet lads

the gee eff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYzS0WNqGE

*plays the instrumental for Starboy by The Weeknd*

Im a mafucking sheed boy

Oh ah ah oh

>>69035700
need to piss on a dick lad

>>69035744
>don't recognise her hands

Shit-tier small-time g-f

HATE FLAC file types

>>69035640

Yes unless you want your bennies snipped

>>69035744
Unironically watching this video right now as you posted.

want to die

>>69035766
would like something else to be snipped ngl

HATE NON whites

>>69035765
I hate you too.

F5ing the Boots website

>>69035804
why?

>>69035809
:(

>>69035742
Did you see the Irish lads play fighting in Dublin and McGregor pulled up in his suv?

>>69035804
This thread is strictly for non-racists lad
Adjust your opinions accordingly

>>69035830
hnnngh

60mg of codeine down the gullet
night lads xx

>>69035813
y

>>69035830
looks belgian lad

>>69035792
same desu

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>>69035765
>not enjoying superior audio quality
>not having all your audio files in glorious FLAC
mate

>>69035846
Sale innit

http://www.strawpoll.me/11950165

http://www.strawpoll.me/11950165

http://www.strawpoll.me/11950165

>>69035861
Without high end equipment to listen to it, it's a meme.

so sad!

So lads, it's that time of year again, amazing how quickly time goes by.

I distinctly remember shitposting on /brit/ this time last year, spouting memes and having an autistic obsession with how much I love Christmas carols.

>>69035881
o ah

>>69035919
MY LIFE BE LIKE

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
MISTLETOE AND WINE
CHILDREN SINGING CHRISTIAN RYHME

>>69035903
I remember the lads planning the nye meet up

cannot stand my family

>>69035947
same lol

let the bells ring out for christmas

>>69035934
kek

>>69035947
Sit down then x

the goal is to move to East Grinstead

Ah yes, the crippling loneliness has set in once again.

going to put myself in a medically induced coma until early jan

>>69035953
psycho normie

haha I need a job lads

gonna apply to mcdonalds

if I don't get that I'm going to kill myself

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>>69035935
It's the hap-happiest season of all haha

>>69035892
I have skeleton hands but my dick is 6.5 x 5.5 which I (and my female partners) are very happy about

>>69036004
ummm no??

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>going to put myself in a medically induced coma until early jan

>>69035903

I posted my wanking spreadsheet on /brit/ on NYE 3 years ago, fuck my life

>>69036019
oh give over that wasn't even hatpostable

>>69036034
i 'member this

>>69036019
rude and innapropriate

>>69036013
>tfw 5.293 x 5.241

>>69036013
>my dick is 6.5 x 5.5
same but i put down "no and no" anyway

it's not really big enough to be considered "big"

>>69035947
says rasheed

dont post while im in the thread

starting from:

Now.

>sapphire radeon rx 480 8912 MB graphics card
>team group vulcan 16 GB (2x8gb) RAM
>intel core i5 3.9 ghz
>2 tb hard drive with 120 gb solid state
>various other shit

just ordered this with christmas money but i only had like £700 to spend so i had to be economical

>>69035939
I remember being the only person to go to Victoria station and stand around for an hour, except for the pic I posted in some pub.

Does anyone remember when the /epl/ exodus happened and we all came here to make the snowpocalypse threads?

my dick's 6.5x6.5 but I'm a manlet so women don't care

haha

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baka so true

>>69036088
>>69036090
>>69036092
>>69036096
lads...

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This will be the OP of the first thread after midnight

It is decided

>>69036088
>video games

just bin yourself already.

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>I use AMD graphics cards

>>69036092
'member annoying namefag (or whatever it was) ;^)

Would you date a Polish girl lads?

what ever happened to the ting tings

>>69035828
no. Conor McGregor is a knacker anyway. at least he kind of sounds like one. his weird hybrid accent irks me 2bh. plus I know there are a lot of settled travelers (with connections to the bare-knuckle scene) in west Dublin so highly suspect he is actually one

>>69036088
that seems alright

and AMD cards are perfectly fine so long as you limit the tessellation to x16 (you can go into crimson and set it as a global option)

*wishes you and your family a Merry Christmas*

/brit/ meme of the year lads? Anybody made the strawpoll yet?

>>69036128
already did.

shit was cash

>>69036125
I member

Takes me back.

>>69036156
we've already decided it's anime posting

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>>69036156
Loads of people. but the answer is THAILAAAD

>>69036163
>shit was cash
FOY

>>69036109
Tony just looks sinister

member lucy pinder

>>69036179
good post

>>69036137
Pretty much every Irish person that goes to yankland develops a hybrid accent to allow the yanks to understand them.

>>69035861
post more lewd anime

>>69036065
It's deffo big lad, even among White lads, though in certain Western countries like central Europe we would be average.

I often see dicks my size in porn.

suck my ass you know, let him eat me

>>69036156
angry Wakefield lad

>>69036090
At least you got some takeaway on the way home Poley

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>

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>>69036096
>6.5x6.5
>an actaul chode

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>>69036156
yeah its heemposting

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!

>>69036180
wow, that is a shitter.

>>69036176
fuck off weeb nonce

>>69036208
erm what?

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>>69036164
ah yes old /brit/

>>69036208
t. angry wakefield lad
>>69036220
we didnt start it
t. that history guy

>>69036210
I'm not ribena and I didn't even see him, but if people think its really him then it's better for me I guess.

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>>69036156
timposting is clearly the best

>>69036128
Would marry one tbqh

>>69036245
RIP Fatcam

Killed by the Chip and Pin machine whilst going on a tirade about pakis.

member tory black

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>>69036231
>wow, that is a shitter.

kill yourself newfag

>>69036257
Tim is the worst forced meme ever

>>69036128
would date any girl

>>69036257
think there's only a couple of us that enjoy it left lad
>tfw soon no one will remember tim
sad times

>>69036156
Phantom Typer just because it's vaguely impressive too

fuck everyone in this thread

>>69036212
I look at this whenever I feel like a pathetic piece of shit, to remind me I could be worse, I could be one of them.

>>69036298
but i love you

>>69036287
>newfag

back to the 'dit with you matey

>>69036255
Oh, I thought he took the pic

>>69036298
pls

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>>69036287
gonna put you out of business sunshine

>>69036180
fuck off lad you know perfectly well bollockposting won

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GOOD NIGHT WHITE PRIDE

might make some pita bread and houmous

'aaaah yes' is obviously the meme of the year

Think it featured in last year's too tbqh

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>>69036287
>Tim is the worst forced meme ever
Could floor you no problem

member ps2

Bollockposting has to be meme of the year.

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post tim memes

/brit/ was always shit

reckon if I order right now Argos same day delivery will be here tonight?

>>69036363
no, had gamecube

>>69036378
yeah

>>69036353
>Tfw this all started because I wrote about my internship phonecall when the lady said 'ah yes, very impressive' about me attending York

good feel

>>69036381
Good lad

member sweets

just got punched by an overweight sweaty man

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*gets abducted by aliens and forced to cover the same ~12 songs and do some guitar freestyle over and over and over again*

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>best meme of 2016

does it even need to be a question?

>>69036404
yes, i remember it actually hehe

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>>69036366

>>69036404
Literally use your gimmick in real life conversation

Thank you lad

>>69036404
no that was me you fucking liar

>>69036199
mcknacker doesn't have a hybrid accent

>>69036404
you're the only good thing to come from /brit/

>>69036199
referring to his west dublin/traveler accent, not the pseudo-american one he developed in recent years

I know enough people from west dublin and how they talk to know McGregor didn't grow up on some random council estate in Tallaght or Clondalkin

only the knackers in the halting sites speak the way he does

*sweeps you away*

member school

>>69036436
>>69036453
>>69036467
I'm blushing lads, stop.

dont forget haitiANO

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>attending York

>>69036404
ive been saying ah yes since before you were born kiddo

Need to get a list going for meme of the year.

Bollockposting
Timposting
Ah yes posting
So-called
THAILAAAD
Animeposting
Resurgent Kevposting

Feel free to add more and then make a Strawpoll because I can't be fucked.

me on the beanbags

>>69036491
literal legend xx

Honey G is literally Jewish

>>69036519
nice to see a list of all my gimmicks

greggs posting?

Watching LOTR Extras. Absolutely comfy.

>>69036519
The poll has already closed lad 100+ people voted

>>69036519
Gimmick of the year poll has already been made, nothing new has sprouted since then so no need for another poll
fuck off

>>69036519
thailaaad shouldn't be there. was never popular and only posted by like 1 person

member toys

made pita bread and houmous lads

might go to bed

>>69036519
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic bricklayer
posting

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>>69036519
trainposting/northern powerhouse

>>69036404
>attending York
ah yes, very impressive

>>69036519
Reece Sanders
Deano Posting/Barratt new build
commie slags

>>69036570
*hummus

>>69036472
>only the knackers in the halting sites speak the way he does
doesn't sound a thing like a traveller you sheltered retard

>tfw the subliminal messaging fails and /brit/ is depressed as ever

Need to see evidence of this so-called poll.

>>69036504
my fist will be attending your head in a minute lad

im the lady who said "ah yes, very impressive"

>>69036605
foy

member dinner

>>69036519
Third eye posting will see a resurgence in 2017.

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made some snacks, lads

>>69036626
no!

yeah I have seen no such poll tbqh, need a legit one.