>you will never know what christmas feels like

Why would you want to?

>>69033699
i heard hannukah is better because you get 6 days of gifts

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last time I had a real christmas was when my family was still together
I miss it so much

>>69033883
>Gifts from jews
6 days of jew gifts vs 1 day of white people gifts.

>>69033727
Literally the most magical and amazing time of year

>>69033925
My Dad bought me a Ukrainian immigrant girl for Hanukkah when I was 16.

>>69033910
you will never have a real christmas again. because your family will never be together and you will never ever start your own family. you will be a lonely loser till the end of your life

>>69033699
sinterklaas is better
it's like christmas but with more blackface

>>69033699
You should be more concerned about your lack of foreskin m8

>>69034005
I already know that

>>69033925
a joo will not even spend a single shekel for all the family

>>69033699

act like christmas turkey and get back in the oven kike nigger

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>>69033925

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>>69034037
dont remind me

>>69033982
shiet! can your dad buy me a qt ukrainian guy?

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>ywn experience chrismukkah

>tfw living in Haifa
I can experience both holidays

>>69033982
can i buy your dad and a qt ukrainian ?

>>69034271
>spain
>having money to spend
o i am laffin

What's wrong with spending Christmas Day eating Chinese food? Or is that only an American Jew tradition?

>>69033699
it sucks

It's only good when you are a kid

>>69034412
Get a kid and then you can relive it through them.

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>>69034328
i ve got 2 strong hits on my nose, it made mee noseir, greedier ect, so i wouldnt spend much shekel on what i ve talked about

>>69034451
no you don't, because you're the one that has to spend money on everything

>>69034525
>Caring about money over family and happiness

It doesn't feel like it used to. It's all sterile now and you can totally tell it's mostly jew marketing schemes and middle class families putting themselves in massive debt just to get their autistic son a PS4.

>>69034550
>a joo
>Not caring more about money than family and happiness

>>69034550
>buy kid something they dont want like clothes
>they complain and act like you ruined their life because their peers are spoiled
>buy them what they want
>they forget about it in 6 months

>>69034642
>american family

>>69034642
Spend time with them doing fun things, that's more important than gifts.

>>69034631
I know there are a lot of memes about Jews and greed but there is nothing more important than family.

>>69034667
>be toothpaste
>give your kid cheese, a kettle, sugar cubes and new clogs for christmas
>he cries with joy

>tfw cant go to the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem

Pls Jews, I just want to see it.

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>>69034667
>>69034742

>>69034696
>there is nothing more important than family.

Unless you don't have one. There is no reason to be ashamed of spending Christmas alone, it's been a crappy year.

>>69033699
And I am fine with this.

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>>69034788
I thought it was this though.

>>69034785
but you can

>>69034924
Thanks Herod.

>>69034141
Sorry

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>>69033699
feels good to be momma's boy suring christmas

>>69034849
Don't be sad Anon, the next year will be better.

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>>69033699
>you will never know what a snowy christmas feels like

>tfw no jewish gf to celebrate Hanukkah with
I want more gifts and latkes

>>69034412
>be an adult
>have to spend money on distant relatives
>barely get any gifts

>>69033699
it's like Hanukah, but less gay

>>69033699


>visit family
>be with family members you dislike
>pretend that you care about their problems
>eat like there is no tomorrow
>vomit on the way back home


there, that resumes my night, marry x-mas everyone.

>>69033699
What is wrong with having Chinese food during Christmas?

>>69035108
I'm extremely grateful for my family. If they ever suddenly died i don't know what I would do.

>>69034141
why the fuck do you not rise up and stop the practice? you can prevent your children from suffering the same fate, and yet you keep doing it to them....for fucks sake

>>69033699
You mean being alone and watching some shitty American christmas movies?

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>>69039823
>visiting american cousins in atlantic city during christmas
>whole city is full of chinese and jews
once again memes reflect reality

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>>69033699
>be half goy

I get the best of both worlds and I look full white. Feels good.

I just go somewhere to visit my family, get gifts, and ogle my hot relatives while I'm drunk.

It's nothing THAT spectacular.

>>69033699
>you will never know what christmas feels like
They usually feel pretty sad. So you're not missing much.

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>>69044485
>virgin islanders