/brit/

Now i am become santa, bringer of gifts

>Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

ah yes

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Asuka.

>>69032123
she looks weird here

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me on the right

Getting the daily dose of Styxhexenhammer666 and Lauren Southern lads

considering sniffing a line of coke at my parents house desu

>>69032138
what does that mong on the left think he looks like with that haircut

>>69032137
It's a fucking drawing you nonce

christmas time just makes me remember my uncle noncing me

Ah yes so-called "Leeds" or as it is more commonly known: North Wakefield

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>>69032123
Asuka.

>>69032162
yeah its a shite drawing is what I meant

Is it safe?

>>69032170
more like wokefield

>>69032182
nonce

>>69032170
trinity are shite

>>69032188
janny's about, watch out

>>69032138
at what point in the evening do the ladies on the left do sex? before or after eating chicken on the ground?

>>69032172
Good lad.

Ash are you here

We went to school together

>>69032208
MANNY
ON THE FUCKING MAP

>>69032208
>>69032138
>provincials
extremely grim

>>69032201
you posted the picture of a 14 year old anime character you bloody nonce

>>69032208
where dat

>>69032208
Disgusting body

>>69032168
lol

>>69032208
fucking hell chinks have flat faces

>>69032208
V A P E G O D

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ha this nigga real af

>>69032208
deano in the middle

imagine graduating uni and still working retail at age 25

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might post some slaggios

>>69032208
literally me (yellow fever lad)

>>69032226
Wasn't me you fucking paedo

audi coupe on finance

>>69032264
literally me

>>69032208
>nightclub
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
NORMIES

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Being at home is fucking unbearable.

No idea how NEET shut-ins do it.

>>69032281
piss off anime cunt

>>69032225
>>69032285

>>69032306

haha what a lad

>>69032307
been home like an hour and already want to leave

is it work going out tonight?

are slags more willing to put out if they're in the christmas spirit?

>>69032325
spherical

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mild howl

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me on the left

>>69032325
Grim

>>69032325
Good fucking lord.

How can anyone look and dress like that without thinking about the impact it will have.

>>69032325
would

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>>69032307
Just post more Asuka tripcunt, Jesus

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>>69032306

>>69032325
fucking christ why even bother

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Every anime poster is a cute boy or a cute girl lads, not going to lie.

>>69032325
this literal fucking hambeast can get a shag but I
can't

where is the justice in that?

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the nurse gf

>>69032341
3 > 2 > 1

>>69032325
what's the point of even putting makeup or a nice dress on when you look like that?

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>>69032374
Big fan of 19yo Asuka as of this moment.

beast ham

>>69032343
no
will be packed of mongos and people want to work out to wake up in their own homes

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>>69032383
But I'm neither of those

doing a poo

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>>69032383
6'7" built like Dover Castle mate.

>>69032409
This from an artbook or something?

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me and the lads

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>I'm a cute kitten anon, do you want to taste some pussy? :3

>>69032425
Nonce

will chippies be open tonight? really want some chips, gravy and sausage for tea

>>69032425
reported you to the fbi

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>A girl seems to be coming on to me
>We've fumbled about in a club before
>First time any girl has shown any interest in me

>mfw she's engaged so it will never go anywhere

Janny delete anime

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who spending christmas alone ?
not me...
hahaha

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>>69032457
under that fupa? nah senpai

>>69032473
*sits next to you*

>>69032113
>santa
FOY

>>69032425
I don't think people realise this image started the "me on the right" meme 4chan wide

>>69032466
I'll delete you, runt

>>69032425
bottom right has no underwears on!! :o

would not allow my daughter to attend this sleepover

watching the big short lads

>>69032465

marriage is meaningless, people cheat constantly

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>>69032473
Spending Christmas with the 2D gf.

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>>69032088

not going out tonight, been drinking all week, don't like bumping into runts from school either.

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the train slag gf

>>69032507
the big short lads? what's that?

>>69032457
she has a fat girls belly button

>>69032351
have actually done this

why didn't we just give northern ireland to the republic of ireland?

would have solved a lot of issues I think

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REALLY looking forward to the new year pictures

>>69032450
Pretty sure its just fanart, I get the feeling the guy draws porn as well though.

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jesus i'm actually going to spend christmas alone

>>69032526
t. just turned 17

might phone the weedman but reckon he's at the pub and I'm scared of the rejection

>>69032531
me on the table

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>>69032525 Watch it rollo

Just back from mass. VERY pleased to see every single pew filled and about 100 more people standing.

Merry Christmas lads. God bless.

going to wank onto my sisters pillow in a minute so i'm indirectly giving her a facial tonight

>>69032561
hope things are better for you next year lad, god bless

>>69032550
Honestly don't know. Went there 2 years ago and met some of their self-proclaimed "British" Protestants. They were extremely unpleasant people in every conceivable way

We should just give it back desu

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Me in the box.

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>>69032592
>Proddies

>>69032550
because a) the ulster people don't want to be part of roi, b) the irish were terrorists, and c) fuck the taigs

>>69032545
proofs??

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>tfw even posting anime can't comfort you
its all over now

Ahh yes, Christmas; the annual reminder that you have nothing in common with your family and if you weren't related you'd never associate with them

>all these normies moaning about spending christmas alone
its only one day of the year haha stop crying

having a few bags of the 'ol cocaine and a few bevs with the boys

what you lads doing?

>>69032614
>mass
>Protestants
What

>>69032639
wanking to shemale femdom then getting pissed on my own

work tomorrow

>>69032614
>mass
>Proddie
Pick one, you dirty West Brit TWAT.

>>69032614
proddies don't have mass. just "church"

>>69032550
You role playing as an Englishman again Padraig?

>>69032635
>normie
>spending Christmas Eve alone

>>69032622
um can't provide any sorry

actually did go to lapland and rode a reindeer sleigh tho
would recommend it

>>69032592
Polish guy who delivered my Amazon package this morning said he was going to mass tonight haha

>>69032659
you a prozzie?

>>69032635
>implying I haven't spent almost every day of this year alone as well
haha yeah

tell em domme jongens in je stad ayy
my dutch brudders bun em like kush ayy

>>69032695
did you do this route though

>>69032705
me on the right

asked bossman if he'd be open tomorrow and he said he would be but only until 2, might have to pop in for some more tinnies off him if we run out during the day

Could really go for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick right now.

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>Go to Prague
>See hundreds of beautiful, classy young women every day
>Can never see British women the same way again

Lord, our slags are so fucking rank.

>>69032689
that's why i said that, because they usually don't

>>69032709
failed normie isnt a normie

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british women

>fat fuck decides to lose weight
>goes on crash diet and loses a tonne
>gives up on diet
>gains it all back and more

how does this happen? what the fuck do you even have to be eating each day to gain ~150-200lbs in the space of a year?

>>69032731
no probs not

>>69032705

me centre right with the bf

>>69032743
MISSUS BANFIELD IT IS NOT /ME/ WHO IS BEING UNREASONABLE IT IS /YOU/

>getting drunk on christmas day

Is you gran not there? Your mum? Fucking degenerates

>>69032614
Rasheed

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In wetherspoons lads x

>>69032745
inbreeding and poor nutrition


need some of that euro communism desu

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all these catties they be calling off my phone

>>69032745
very true post

continental women are much better

slags are disgusting

>>69032745
There's hardly any fat women whatsoever in central Europe, it's wonderful

Here there are fatties fucking everywhere.

>>69032775
i'm shagging my gran on christmas day

it's a family tradition that she gives me a blowie and we usually go on to fuck

>>69032781
>sambas

big fan

>>69032781
alri stephen

>>69032781
essex

*slaps your arse*

>>69032755
>riding a donkey at the fair is the same as competing in the grand national

>>69032781
looking dapper

would suck you off in the 'lets

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Me and the lads talking about our latest paki bashing outing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

is this sketch show kino?

>>69032753
they because they are unhappy and they are unhappy because they eat it's a vicious cycle.

>>69032884
shall be saving this

>>69032781
the fabled virgin stance

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>>69032745
>the eternal anglo trying to trick us into passing up their queens
nice try

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me on the right

imagine having a cute asian gf to spend christmas with lads

>>69032897
yeah

/brit/ is kind of comfy tonight

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>>69032745
>Coming back to England after a blissful holiday in Switzerland
>Driving through Chatham
>The sight of pakis and disgusting fat single mums pushing their prams


Truly made me depressed for a week

chess anyone

https://lichess.org/FsOb9dUY

>>69032781
Fuck off to /soc/ Jesus Christ no one cares what you look like

>>69032949
Imagine having a cute Asian gf to breed multiple Elliots with.

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>>69032812

>>69032943
im the doll on the left

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>>69032949

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>>69032899
you mean its a delicious cycle!!

remember to like, comment, and circumcise

what exactly is a slag?

>>69032753
As a frail skeleton, I really want to know the fatty bulking diet

>>69032849
desu i didnt know you were posting some specific slay riding spectacular

>>69033001
your sister

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>>69033001
ur mum

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>chess anyone

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>>69032949
>ywn spend christmas at her family home in Osaka eating KFC under the kotatsu

>>69033001
ur nan

>>69032897
yeah but how did he get mitchells voice so wrong

>>69033015
It's called eating m8

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>>69033001
Well I just found this in my slags folder, so apparently it's this

>there are over 75 cities in china that have a population of over five million

fucking hell they need to stop breeding

>>69033049
could do

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>>69032949
>>69032984
>>69032989
>>69033050

>>69033086
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

Unironically think Alan Carr is funny

Am I alone?

>>69033086
Please stop posting this picture of me

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Was this one of you lads haha

>>69033086
Me on the shelf at the back top left.

>>69033106
cute

just had a top xmas eve dinner. the rents are class cooks. 10/10 grub.

>>69033106
>Huntingdonshire

Bizzaro Rorke

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Can't believe this man is going to be president

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/21/world/europe/sevil-shhaideh-romania-prime-minister.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

>>69033137
having a bit of ruby meself ha x

>>69033143
>our president can't banter in the slightest
we brought this on ourselves

watching Casino Royale with me mam and sipping a Lagunitas lads

>>69033143
>Jewish

like clockwork

>>69033187
Make the first move mate.

dont ignore me you rancid swine

>>69033143
Anon--You're a total loser!

>>69033143
>American "BANTER"

>>69033202
Greater London

VOP HEROINA VOP VOP HEROINA
marry Xmas, lads.

Is clover playing up for anyone else?

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Got my first car today lads, drove it home from Northampton.

Stalled it about 10 times, got stuck in a car park because I didn't know you had to push the gearstick down for reverse and then went on the kerb when I got home.

Didn't realise driving another car would be so difficult desu, instructor's was a diesel too, dunno if that makes any difference clutch wise.

My Asian gf is a real qt desu

>>69033202
donald is the best-behved goy going

>>69033078
they don't have a high birth rate like Africans/Muslims (one-child policy and all that)... just inconceivable amounts of people migrating from the countryside to the lego cities to make knock-off smartphones for 16 hours a day

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business idea: walk to norway

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>>69033143
gets the banter from the da's german side i swear

>>69033249
just ride a bicycle mate

>>69033269
kek

House is rammed to the gills with dank food and booze lads, cozy.

Literally no reason to drive a manual over an automatic

been at my parent's for like 2 hours
they're doing my nut in already

>>69033285
Haven't passed my bicycle test m8

>>69033143
Can't believe such a powerful and revered man could relegate himself to fucking twitter arguments, that is so embarrassing and out of character.

Manual cars should be banned

Do people still listen to The Hoosiers?

>>69033312
the bicycle license is a bit expensive anyway

>>69033325
Howdy pardner

>>69033249
>went on the kerb

try and avoid that if you can. you'll do your tracking in.

>he drives automatic
lol girls, am i right? haha

>>69033325
>>69033296
yank cunts

why yes I occasionally listen to Indianans

>>69033262
the one-child policy ended ages ago and it actually caused a rise in population faster than when they got rid of it

stupid uninformed potato twat

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Rate my car lads

>miss third gear because my 10 year old shitbox is a 10 year old shitbox
>press accelerator because I planned to be in gear
>car revs like I'm a 15 year old racing someone who called my fat gf fat

Feels bad man

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oh my fucking god the irony

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>that little bit of spill over when girls wear thigh highs

Truly glorious.

>>69033322
what are hired people to post under politicians' accounts on social networks

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Demo - graphic

De - mog - raphy

Demo - cratic

Dem - AH - cracy

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screaming

Has anyone on this thread even been on 4chan longer than a month

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>>69033143
no regrets

>>69033355
>>69033325
>>69033296
Cars that aren't self-driving will be obsolete soon and you'll only be able to afford to drive them on a track

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Both of the cars I own are manual but if I had to commute far and was constantly in traffic I'd drive an automatic

also

>tfw no thicc slag to bounce on my thicc cock

chopping my coke

>>69033383
marry me/10

having a christmas morning wank

sorry jesus

the mons pubis IS the most patrician favourite part of a girl's body.

>>69033417
>on this thread

yeah, you

Doing a poo but it's not a satisfying one. Hope your days are going better than mine!

>>69033434
Fucking hell

>>69033397
what does this have to do with british culture

>>69033377
>tfw my name is samuel hydén
>parents think ive committed a school shooting every other day
life is rough

looks like it will be another 1C miserable rainy christmas, oh joy

>>69033450
Devon--You're a total loser!

>>69033440
fancy doing a line but don't think I should risk it at the 'rents house

>>69033397
>You're a socialist? Then why do you still buy and sell things? LMAO BTFO

>>69033448
>not the clavicle

ultra-pleb

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>>69033383
youre on /o/ right? anyway nice FD.

here's my Miat

thats so joke lol

>>69033470
Just rung the police

there's no benefit of driving a manual over an automatic

>>69033485
>lets dismantle the capitalist system by directly contributing to it

>>69033451
got anal fissures atm so a poo is always an unpleasant experience as of late

>>69033417
nah

>>69033512
fun

>>69033478
do me a favour and wearing a wedding dress during your upcoming travels

>>69033470
Hahaha, yeah, sure

>>69033406
>normal people hire someone to post on twitter for them
>putin hires someone to run his rival country for him
absolute madman

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>>69033470
fuck you

>>69033554
me with the bokkle

Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop, to "fix" Emmett

getting my sister to wrap my christmas presents for me

>>69033554
>Hello Redddit Games
has this joke been made yet? hope not

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>Ah yes women

>>69033377
islam is a mental illness

Going to be a dad to a little girl lads

Cannot express how happy I am :3

At least they use TDKs.

>>69033441
*marries you*
>>69033494
I do every now and again, but I cannot stand /o/ anymore. Seems like over the past 2 years it has gotten really fucking bad, endless tripfagging, people spamming fastestlaps.com times which are completely user edited and unverified, stance kiddies, cancer sticker general, etc. There is some genuine car discussion sometimes which I like.

>>69033512
>getting to act superior to yanks and other automatic-only plebs isn't a benefit

nice try sweetie x

>>69033554
why does reddit attract the biggest cunts in the universe

>>69033554
what a great scam it was

>>69033595
nonce

xbox is still in Denmark

***yuor'e

>>69033595
Nonce.

>>69033595
Congratulations mate

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mum and i had a wild night last night, see image (left)

>>69033590
is this the gf?

>>69033554
damn, I missed the /r/nu_male meetup?

>>69033595
congrats bud

>>69033645
>the human T rex

The All-American Rejects are so good

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gets the grey matter going

>>69033595
nice 1

>>69033686
t. 13 year old

>>69033696
Yes you bender

>>69033527
*wear

>>69033696
got something better to do?

01204 Bolton on the map

>>69033722
thanks

>>69033696
she looks like a rotter, so no.

>braces

nonce.

you're now thinking about her...

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might rewatch it

>>69033714
loved them when i was 13 and love them still now :3

>>69033590
literally what is going on here

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>>69033688
here you go

>>69033722
>>69033737
just fuck already

wish a girl would come to my house and have sex with me

Any tips on going outside my comfort zone?

On the occasions I've done it, I've felt so stimulated. Scared but excited, and I want to do it more often. I live in such a routine that just going a different way to work makes me happy.

Any tips?

>>69033527
WILL be sending you pictures

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Ian Watkins dindu nuffin

>>69033789
go on a interrail trip

ironically listening to weezer

>>69033783
you got an address bub?

>>69033770
dont fancy being drugged and murdered by a crazy bender thanks

>>69033789
>I live in such a routine that just going a different way to work makes me happy.

ah yes modern life

>>69033789
In what way?

>>69033826
>167,273 monthly listeners on Spotify

monsters

>>69033789
Fight club

listening to niggers in paris

*sticks on Song 2 by Blur*

>>69033844
13 kangaroo court woolloomoolloo

>>69033875
why are americans so racist?

Dad just found 2 pills in my bag and is going ballistic

>>69033875
they are FRENCH

>>69033590
You talk like a 50 year old nonce.

>>69033892
should have shared them with him then

>>69033891
>>69033903
oh fuck off

Where's the best/funniest place to shit in someone's room? Housemate has gone home for Christmas and she's a proper cunt

>>69033851
would love to be molested by cheshire desu, just not murdered :/