nollaig shona edition
>>69030858
>>69030858
daddi na nollaig?
>tfw no average irish gf
3rd for joy of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN1CvAic90w
>>69030858
Merry Christmas /éire/
HAPPENING
Might open me prezzies before bed
>>69031687
Don't be a Prodeshtant.
>>69032099
You're right.
It's probably just another Gamestop voucher and clothes like always anyhoo.
Just met a scot unironically called jock
ate too much lads , think i'm dying
We Nollaig here bois
http://www.expatinfodesk.com/expat-guide/nationality-specific-information/americans/us-tax-liability/
will NOT be taking a yank passport grma
>>69031105
Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once
>>69030858
>nollaig shona edition
Cracking open the Christmas folder.
>>69031475
That's a fairly low budget Santa.
>>69030858
7.5/10 edition
solid OP
I thought everyone had gone out and nearly died
>>69034340
Nope, some of us are suppressing negative feelings during the festive season by immersing ourselves in online escapism.
Watching some Graham Norton lads
Fuck this, I'm gonna put on one of my Blu-rays
>The Big Lebowski
>Blade Runner
>Apocalypse Now
>Goodfellas
>Jaws
>The Raid 2
>Ex Machina
What should I shtick on?
>>69034815
The Big Lebowski
>>69034815
lol who the fuck buys discs any more?
>>69034949
I'm an autist who prefers to own things physically, build up a collection.
I still use BitTorrent of course, but I'll buy any film that I feel deserves the money.
>>69035026
>he isnt a jew who doesnt spend money
>>69035654
The jewish community in ireland has decline for years. Its unlikely there are many irish jews on here.
Nollaig Shana Daoibh!!
>>69036152
there's 2,000
t. worked with an orthodox jew in new york who bizarrely knew.
>>69036152
im jew
>it's an animefag and yank thread
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5P39r_-ifg
watching this
>>69036249
>Im jew
and not irish.
>>69036235
imagine Arthur Griffith had banished them
we could have had an Irish colony on mars by now
>>69037446
rad, lad
Bought myself a tin of Afternoon Tea for tomorrow, lads. By far the superior tin of biscuits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs
how shit will his christmas be lads?
In the end I decided to watch Full Metal Jacket.
8/10, some really well directed scenes and shots but not my favorite Kubrick film.
>>69039833
good taste
>>69038792
Did you ever find a solution for your lack of dinner for tomorrow?
>>69040060
No. I have some oven chips and chicken fillets in the freezer though, so I might cook those with some beans or something.
>>69040267
>Eating depression food on Christmas
Jesus man
>>69038792
>>69040267
fascinating
>>69040370
omg i KNOW!!! xd
>>69040424
>>69040370
I wasn't aware that certain foodstuffs are classified as "depression food".
>>69040372
I'm glad you find my culinary choices so.
I'm currently eating an apple.
4chan running very slow for anybody else?
>>69040727
>Search depression food on urban dictionary
>No results
damn, there'd usually be threads about it on /r9k/
>>69040955
just you
Nadolig Llawen Iwerddon
>>69041183
Nollaig mhór mhaith duit!
>>69040975
>depression food
You've piqued my interest on this topic now.
Going to attempt to read this
Beans
Oven chips
Chicken fillets(breaded)
The ultamate depression food, a staple of me for quite some time.
would vacuum extract the cum from frog weebs balls using my mouth :3
>>69041310
But WHY is it considered depression food? I used to cook that exact meal a lot when I was at college because it tasted nice and was easy to make.
>>69041385
One mans depression food is another mans gormet
just sampled the soup for tomorrow
god tier
>>69041385
that is such a cute pic
Can't believe you losers are here on Christmas Eve lol
I'm only here coz I'm Skyping the ol internet gf
She's gonna show me her boobies for the first time
>>69041611
Pretty cute
>>69041611
>internet gf
>She's gonna show me her boobies for the first time
Can't believe you losers
>>69041611
Looks like a man
Merry Christmas lads
>>69041611
Bit too sexual for Christmas desu
>>69041785
Fuck up you Protestant cunt
>>69041824
Don't be rude is Jesus' birthday
>>69041761
Saoirse is actually very pretty
She seems sound in interviews I've seen of her too
>>69041842
She's Jewish, doesn't celebrate the execution of a false prophet
>"ohhh are those curry cheese chips anon? do ya mind if i have a few?"
The carrots and stuffing are already done lads.
>>69041956
she looks pretty ANGLO here
>>69041929
God will punish ye
>>69041845
I think so too but I can understand people not seeing her inner beauty and woul drather bully her because of the depression she went through and she weight she gained because of it
>>69042087
>the depression she went through
she didn't though? there are no mentions of her having depression. she just loves a good portion of chips.
Wew it's now the 25th December, Christmas.
God rest ye merry gentlemen let nothing you dismay
For Jesus Christ our saviour was born upon this day
To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
/qoe/
>>69042399
Good post
you're working a shift down the chipper on a Stephen's night when this wan comes in and orders an astronomical amount of portions of chips that would clear out the entire shop
how do you respond? bear in mind she hasn't been fed since 6
>>69042462
>posting slags on christmas day
>>69042570
ask her to sit on my face
>>69042602
>Posting slags at all
>>69042602
>slag
I'm off to bed now or I'll never be set for tomorrow
good night
>>69042948
night seamus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3v6vlGJP1M
which country/region of these isles has the prettiest women?
how did the meet up go
>>69043595
it didnt
>>69043441
>HCM
>HSEEM
>HEEM
meme magic
When was the last time you were excited over Christmas lads?
>>69044129
every year ever
>>69044129
17+ years ago
>>69044129
8 or 9 years of age. Well over a decade ago. Spent the last while trying to make as little fuss as possible and not ask for anything either.
>>69044205
Same here. Feels sad man.
https://youtu.be/hHyiGvlBcB4
>>69044309
:DD benis binland
Currently have €,1210
And I don't even work haha
>>69044789
ive got like 500 quid and i dont either xDDD
will have a paid apprenticeship in a few months though which is pretty sound if you ask me
Just got given Another few bob
oíche mhaith
Why is there an american posting here?
>>69045038
Take me out on the town lad. Your treat.
>>69045222
oidhche mhath
>>69045239
dunno fellow celt
what are Irish women like lads?
>>69044129
Haven't been excited for Christmas since before I was a teenager.
>>69045918
l-lewd
knocked someone down with me car lads and legged it
think i got away with it
>>69045975
>>69045975
>>69045975
ia it true
>>69046039
no
ireland is a moral nation
4am Christmas bump.
>>69048123
hi lad
how are you?
>>69048123
are you having fun
How much brandy do you use on yer christmas pudding?
Just need a good flame
>>69048666
it's more that the proof of alcohol dictates it's flammability
40% volume/80 proof just about creates a flame for instance
anything under that will have trouble lighting
>>69048666
>>69048733
wait you burn these things?
>>69034815
Bladerunner ofc
>>69048743
Aye, tis traditional.
>>69048899
Do you also burn union flags on Christmas?
>>69048310
>>69048321
My internet connection is acting up, which is fucking annoying.
>>69049107
No, why would be?
We in the south quite like britain.
>>69030858
Merry Christmas, have fun :3
>tfw got way better presents than anyone else here
Merry Christmas /éire/!
>>69051334
I got a Super Nintendo. Beat that.
>>69050151
>"it's not a phase, dad"
merry chritmas
>>69030858
Marcus "Fuascailteoir" Garvey was Irish.
Why haven't you enlightened yourself with the words of the giant of Jamaica yet? Have you gone English?
ireland should be part of england
>>69051659
pass.
What did you get, lads?
Advent calendar doesn't have a 25th box lads.
>>69051685
well, i tried
>>69051723
Aren't you a little old for that stuff
>>69051717
SNES with Mario All Stars and Starwing, Darth Vader light, a fleece and a scarf.
>>69051766
You can't be too old for chocolate.
>>69051723
get refund
>>69051773
A SNES?
You don't mean the mini NES that was selling out recently?
>>69051842
No I mean a proper old Super Nintendo. Brother got it at an antique shop. Told me he considered getting me a WWI helmet they had there instead.
>>69051717
TWO (2) selection boxes so far
Ma's making me shave before Christmas Mass
>>69052076
Tell her the Lord and saviour Jesus Christ had a beard, and if she forces you to shave, she is the anti-christ and ruining Christmas.
>>69052103
I don't want to shave either because it brings out my fucked up chin.
Got a big box of milky bars lads over the moon so I am
I saw britanon at a grocery store in Bristol yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>69052527
I said milky bars not milky ways you melter
>>69052633
>unironically liking white chocolate
>calling anyone else a melter
>tfw I never have to buy deodorant because I get so much every Christmas
Bit worried to what the connotations are
>>69052768
I also got a box of magic stars so calm it
Serious haul
If there's one thing I wanted this Christmas it'd be a nice little mug.
Aunty gave me a 12 pack of Cokes and a box of Cadburys.
>>69053043
Don't go shnorting that shite on Christmas ye bollocks
Queen's not going to mass! It's happening!
>tfw mam gave me a wrapped up €20 note
Fairly cheeky
>>69053022
Got one myself
>>69053070
Takes more than a cold to do ar liz in
>>69053337
Fuck it, just ordered pic related on Amazon
Merry holidays lads
>>69051717
A dead grandfather ): he died 5 hours ago
>>69053548
Good craic
>>69053571
I'm not even joking. The mother left the hospital and 2 hours later he was dead.
All I fucking got her for Christmas was wireless earphones and the new Ross O'Carroll Kelly book.
How the fuck am I supposed to make her feel better?
>>69053613
>How the fuck am I supposed to make her feel better?
Try singing Christmas Time don't tet the bells end
>dad hates Trump
>got him the MAGA hat for Christmas
Raging he was
>>69051498
did you really??
>>69053806
Ye. Have it hooked up to the telly right now.
>>69053613
hug her while she cries
god forbid your father will
imagine losing one of your own parents
Tone down the paedophilia you scummers
>>69053881
>Have it hooked up to the telly
What old pos telly would be able to accommodate an SNES
>>69053901
'no'
>>69053894
>hug her while she cries
Yeah but that's only good for about 5 minutes isn't it?
>god forbid your father will
>imagine losing one of your own parents
Haven't spoken to him in years, he's probably dead already kek
Anyone who is over the age of 20 and still receives toys or games from their parents should consider wolfe toning themselves.
>>69053948
Do game artbooks count
>>69053881
that's really cool
what games did you get??
>>69053916
not that long ago tvs could accommodate one
have not got out of bed to open my presents yet
mum and dad shan't be pleased
how's your day going /eire/?
>>69053916
The component cables fit nicely in the side of my flat screen. It came those old aerial wires too but I didn't use them.
>>69053979
Mario All Stars and Starwing
>>69054024
haven't got any presents yet
didn't really want any
bit drunk all night, still have to wrap the prezzies i got for other people
>>69054024
Sure you know yourself.
>>69053465
STANDING
>>69053948
>his parents don't love him
>>69054099
ON THE EDGE
>>69053337
heading to that game v Villa in the new year
>>69054029
Mario All-stars is fun if not really challenging, except for The Lost Levels but it's hours of fun!
Star Fox 64 is better unfortunately :\
>>69054111
>he judges his parents love for him by the amount of children's products he receives for Christmas
>>69054155
>mfw your parents do not love you as much as mine do
Merry Christmas, my Celtic brothers.
>>69054177
merry christmas french man.
>bee movie is on tv
bit depressed lads
>>69054413
tell us your story, depressed friend
>>69054413
Why's that?
good
>>69054168
Why do your parents love him more than his parents do?
>>69054447
His ma has plenty of reason, his da's just happy if she's happy.
>>69054413
I think everyone here is, at least a little bit.
>>69054642
i'm not
to the lad who got super mario all-stars
a tip: you need to use peach in the second level to progress in doki doki
>>69054668
Then what are you doing here on Christmas morning?
>>69054287
>watching BBC
fuck me like yousins are all a bunch of melters
>>69054697
trying to cheer up you depressed lot
>>69054711
haven't been here in like a month but i dont like you
you're mean
>>69054708
It's what my nanny stuck on
>>69054177
Nadolig Llawen
>>69054642
I'm happy for Christmas though.
>>69054697
I'm waiting for Christmas dinner.
>>69054711
No bullying on Christmas!
>>69054688
Thanks mate. I'm playing SMB3 first since it's the only one I haven't played in the past.
>>69054822
>speaking elvish
>>69054753
Your granny's an Anglo memester.
Merry Christmas taigs
who else watching the vatican mess?
>>69054925
>mess
Fairly Anglican Freudian slip right there.
also in the lost levels use luigi in the last world/bowsers castle, mario can't jump far enough and be patient to get the mushroom and later the flower in the 8th world, you'll work it out
>>69054925
Nah, too much risk of seeing children being diddled.
Got some decent presents lads
Storm of Steel by Ernst Juenger
Pointless game
might bring me doggo into me room even doe he's dirty
since its christmas and all
>>69054904
She's from a time when the only options were to watch the BBC or whatever bollocks RTÉ had at the time
>>69054994
Thanks, though I doubt I'll make it that far. Farthest I've made it in the original was 8-2.
Who else didn't get any presents for Christmas?
>>69054844
do you know how to get the flute??
>>69054859
if it was good enough for Tolkien it's good enough for me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindarin
>>69055090
I got 20 quid from my mam and a selection box from the grandparents if that counts
>>69055090
not me, I feel your pain though lad
got a japan rugby jersey , didn't know that they sell these outside of japland
got a luxembourg rugby jersey , didn't know that they sell these outside of luxembourg
>"No mam, I am not going to mass. Jesus is for idiots and old people"
>*intense fedora flip and application*
How did you guys get out of going this year?
How did you guys get out of going?
>>69055040
My dog sleeps on my bed. He's asleep right now. He's a little cutie, always lies beside my legs. Whenever I leave the room, I'll walk back to find him lying where I usually sit or sleep.
>>69055090
The mother has one for me but she's up in Dublin, won't be back until later tonight. I'll probably get it later on, but I'm not too worried if I don't.
>rugby
>>69055158
>>69055194
What did ye's get for crimbo lads?
>>69055223
Going to the graves instead
>>69055227
>tfw welsh
>tfw have no interest in rugby but people assume i do
>tfw people try to talk to me about it
>>69055223
>tfw my family is irreligious
>tfw get mocked for even suggesting to go to mass
I'm a reverse-fedora
>>69055091
In the first castle? Ye. Though I screwed up and lost my raccoon suit to the dry bones just after getting it. I'm pretty bad at the timing for the tail swing.
>>69055223
We stopped going after granny got too sick to go.
>>69055223
Might as well go, I'm doing nothing but talking to you lads.
>>69055227
Rugby is rightful Irish sport
>>69055266
iktf
>>69055266
>tfw to smart to wear a fedora
>>69031105
Mate of mine got fingered by her outside an underaged disco in Carlow once
>>69055194
joke is that they don't sell them at all
>>69055266
you are part of gods chosen
>>69054436
i dont have any friends ;_;
>>69055320
Nonsense, you have friends on /éire/
maidin mhaith
>tfw no christmas jumper
>>69055320
Probably cause you post anime all day you kiddie fiddling bastard
>>69055261
do you like soccer?
atleast wales is very good at that, yee?? you must be proud
>>69055247
Fancy shower gel and hand lotion, a bag, a wireless keyboard, Mario ? block light, and headphones.
Good haul this year.
>>69055359
Decent load of prezzies there lad
>>69055223
should I have gone?
da said he was going and stared me out of it when I said I wasn't
>>69055271
Do you have any Ryuuko lewds
>>69055320
That's alright lad, most humans are cunts anyway
>no presents
>no younger siblings who enjoy Christmas
>no family visiting
I don't want to get out of bed. I just want to sleep this day away and forget it happened.
>>69055400
It's Jesus' birthday ofcourse you shouldve went you spacker
If i was your da i wouldn't have given you the choice
>>69055413
blasphemy!
>>69055261
I have an intense hatred of Wales because they are a bunch of cheating cunts in rugby.
>>69055266
Happened to me today aswell
>>69055247
25 euro razor, a belt and a few bennies
just shaved with the razor, VERY nice and the weather is mild so it won't hit my baby cheeks too hard
>>69055426
sounds bad, are you just at home with your parent?s
do you have other family visiting?
>>69055247
bags of sand
>>69055358
Yeah. Well we're shit again now though
>>69055426
stop making me feel lad
>>69055426
Rather that then having to meet my cousins again to remind me how much they've succeeded in life compared to me.
better not be fucking drinking today lads
>>69055271
You can play with my flute before flying back to France if you want (;
>>69055539
might have a glass of water with Christmas dinner
>>69055320
I might as well not have any. Haven't seen them in months.
>>69055538
>Rather that then having to meet my cousins again to remind me how much they've succeeded in life compared to me.
Fuck I know that feel
Going round to see them later, dreading their questions
>been anywhere?
>got a girlfriend?
>what are your plans for the future?
>why are so quiet?
>>69055525
Naughty lad
>>69055579
better be tap water
>>69055348
>tfw Christmas jumper
>>69055413
Nah. I don't save many lewds.
>>69055594
Last time I saw a friend in person was 2013
>>69055594
>Went with friends to Galway last year
>Was alright
>Haven't spoken to them since
I bet if I opened Facebook right now, there'd be about 15 notifications asking where the fuck I am.
>>69055616
>not aran
haha fucking queer
>>69055616
>that shitty stubble
ISHYGDDT
>>69055539
4 bottles of homemade baileys chilling in the fridge. Some johnny walker black label. Serano ham, nice bread.
Having a patrician Christmas this year lad.
>>69055539
Daddy can't drink anymore, someone has to.
>>69055611
Ballygowan Bottled
>>69055645
The nanny was a bit preoccupied what with her husband dying so she didn't knit one
I'll get her to knit one in the Christmas sales for cheaper.
>>69055645
>>69055650
Shut up lads it's Christmas
Good will to all men etc
>>69055718
>Anglocan "Church"
>>69055718
not feeling particularly good willed to the anime niggers ITT
hope they got coal
>>69055661
>>69055665
>>69055654
God will punish Ye for your sins
>>69055789
sorry :(
>>69055815
Fuck up, Jesus loved the sesh
>>69055789
I've already got my gifts. Bit of coal would be a nice present for mammy to throw in the stove.
>>69055077
Richboi. In my time we had the RTÉ's, TG4 and maybe TV3 if the signal was good.
>Christmas mass on RTÉ One
>from the Sligo Presbyterian church
>>69055959
Wtf I love rte now
>Hanukkah service on RTÉ two
>from the Leinster Sleevebloom Synagogue
Another year, another Christmas mass where the Pope doesn't call on all able-bodied men to restore the Holyland. Maybe next year
>>69056035
>>69056338
>give
are you not European yourself, Rasheed?
>just wanked off
>suddenly became overwhelmed with grief and self loathing
Merry Christmas
>>69056375
not very christian off you , what if your ancestors in heaven were looking at you ?
I was born a 24th april, what do I win
t h e l u x e m b u r g e r l o v e s s p a c e s d o e s n ' t h e ?
>>69056338
Commies OUT
>>69056436
One day after Brian Boru Day. You win a life free of Norsemen.
>>69056366
No, I just laugh at LARPers
>>69056338
>he doesn't want to restore the supreme authority of Christ over the heretics
lmao probably the reason you dont have a gf
>>69056404
I've done worse. I'd say they stopped looking at me a while ago.
>>69056530
>are you not European yourself
>No
ah yes, Britain
>>69056587
Britain is its own continent
>>69056338
It's called KònnesdháintenO'flai, and it's the rightful capital of the Irish Empire.
>>69056587
>caring about europe
>caring about muh "white race"
stop taking /pol/ memes seriously kiddo
>>69056649
this
>>69056700
unfuck yourself pinko
>>69056505
I was referring to the easter insurrectional guerilla on 1916
>>69056738
a solid general
>>69056783
>muh pol boogyman
this cunts are so much more annoying than actual poltards
>>69056807
nod an argumend
>>69056719
wow you conquered all this ?
>>69056854
yes, with many colonies built around Irish Pubs across the globe
>>69056822
/pol/ has infested every board on here. it's no secret this board is full of them.