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shannon

>>69029296
what did you get for christmas?

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home from work

best edition
>>69029323

Janny will not like this one bit

>>69029323
give me the nazi gold

main bitch out of your league too ah
side bitch out of your league too ah

can't be arsed to go to lithuania

got a bun in the oven

>everyone is so perplexed as how the truck terrorists escaped undetected throughout Europe

H mmmmmmmmmm maybe something to do with no borders? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>69029370
why not? it's qt and adorable, does not violate the rules

>>69029296
Terrible edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

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>>69029350
Australian border patrol kept my xmas parcel/care package for so long I haven't got it yet...

How many keys of charlie would you consider sufficient?

>>69029418
hmm

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going for a shower lads

I was going to buy a MAGA hat but forgot :/

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oof

>>69029418
why

are you dubious that america will be great again?

>>69029389
>>69029401
>>69029405
What does any of this mean? Are you just ejaculating random, directionless statements into the void? Why?

>>69029407
>terrorist moves from germany to italy

fuuuck where are the borders???!

>terrorist moves from manc to birmingham

.....

bit inconsistent

>Christmas SwiftKey theme
Ah yes it's Christmas now

>>69029428
depends how good the charlie is

>>69029471

Pretty decent

>>69029428
if its good flake, half a g will last me a night

i dont do it often though

what did you ask santa for lads?

*posts good music*
ahh fellas, whadaya tink?

>15°C on christmas
WHY

pls share the christmas carol you are currently listening to

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convinced the gf to start bulking and do SS

>>69029446
no reason to kill yourself, just fuck off and leave the boot

>>69029519
Gf

>Terror attack in Massachusetts
>can't use border protections
>so just create a police state

this is how it'll be in england soon
thanks brexiters

>>69029471
so overrated ngl if you're getting charlie in the UK it's probably around 30% purity, 3x as expensive as it should be. Also it's a pretty horrific blood drug, on par with heroin in that regard.

>>69029520
ye p hect

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why doesn't scotland play soccer?

>>69029542
Is every woman self obsessed?

>>69029522
it never snows on christmas
stop acting like it's meant to

>>69029519

a reason to live

>>69029522
climate change
ikr

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>>69029519
a large sack of cannabis

>>69029584
Haha

>turn on news
>more pakis arrested for preparing to do terrorist acts

what a surprise.

>>69029573
yes

>>69029542
>looks slightly like HER
why have you done this

>>69029576
yeah but 15 though, thats normally april/may weather

>>69029446

he should kill her at least

>>69029564
because the irish population in glasgow isn't allowed to do a direct civil war

>>69029573
yes

>>69029554

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38418877

manned checkpoints all around the city soon

>>69029584
dude lmao just hit the weights andbee yourself

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ummmm ladies

If he doesn't know who THIS is

then dump him ;)

Downloading a xev bellringer cumpilation for later

>>69029648
i am related to that house :)

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>>69029645
very pertinent quote

>>69029519
anime merch

>>69029648
thats the duke of the normans

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>>69029648
>duke of the normans
roooo

Watching this instead of seeing a real doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le0bbgcN_MY

>>69029684
very nice

>>69029688
fuck of norman

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>>69029707
>>69029609
>>69029520
>>69029432
viking scum get out rooooooooo

/nofap/ remember lads you said you would do it

>>69029767
all me

>>69029776
you realise nofap is garbage right?
pro-tip:magic isn't real

feels like every year a larger percentage of my brain would show up unlit on a scan

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>>69029619

>>69029356
Anon it's Christmas eve. You don't work on Christmas eve

Are you lads watching the darts?

>>69029828
>endangering peoples lives just so lefties can get high off their own farts

wonderful. im outta here asap.

back from dublin

what do you lads think louis is doing this christmas?

has his dad broken down the door of his room yet?

raise all your glasses and drink to the king (the king in heaven)

>>69029869
If all the candidates are equally educated/skilled, why does preferring black candidates risk lives?

run run run run run

>>69029811
it isn't mate minerals are real ejaculating too much depletes you off minerals just be real

>>69029869
>lefties
ah yes, the left-wing conspiracy to take over all institutions of higher learning

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>>69029446

Dat one-itis

>Begging for sex

>>69029904
you have it all wrong

black students with worse grades are more likely to get in than non-black students with higher grades

jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTI8CWSiZ40

>>69029869
there's no evidence that more black doctors endangers lives

>>69029904
A black candidate with a lower score has a higher chance of getting in than another candidate with a far higher score

>>69029960
more like banger of little kids

>>69029938
Worse, but not below the minimum standards. And medical school will fix that

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I wonder what 2017 will bring

after 28 years of virginity surely i'm due for a bit of luck right?

>>69030002
>28 years of virginity

Oh my god go to a prostitute, what is wrong with you

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my christmas tree lads :3

>>69029767
is that brian boru? dank pic

>>69030002
you make your own luck

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The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms
In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river
Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death’s twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.

Can't wait until we have female firefighters and then you die in a fire because she's too weak to even drag you out of a smoke filled room

>>69030046
There was a stabbing outside my house and the woman police officer literally couldn't get over the fence

>>69030013
If he can't ask a girl out how do you think he's gonna order a hooker?

>>69030002
find a really good prostitute so you can get some confidence, jeez

>>69029998

Agreed, it will all come out when he's dead, same with Bruce Forsyth

>>69030045
>it's 2031 already

time flies

>>69030046
bit of a moron aren't you

>>69030045
oh noes all those indian doctors are taking over!!!

>>69030013

that treats the symptom not the cause

coke finally kicked in after 4 lines

reckon this shit is 90% benzocaine

duDUduDUduDUduduDUDUduduDUDUduduDUdududududududududuDUDUDU

Guess the song opening

fun fact : there is shit in your belly

>>69030134
james bond

Do not reply to this post.

>>69030131
alri ukpunting calm down

>>69030140
in your bowel m8

>>69029460
need more borders
everywhere
literally want independence for my house

reading about when aleister crowley got bummed in the algerian desert when conjuring up a demon

>>69030090
>being this thick

They're literally just projecting the death rates of old people the birth rates of the shitskins. 20 years isn't too hard to project.

>>69030140
really pushed me into self analysis

*doesnt reply to the post where he specifically told me not to reply to*

had to go and renew my passport so i could visit members of my own species across artificial borders

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one more sleep lads

>>69030140
pretty sure there isn't after the turnout I just had in the lavvy

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>>69030149

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>>69030018
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtBipp-zIiw

>>69030217
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

the so-called "black science man"

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

doing a VERY hard think

>>69030221
Nice hat Tim!

anyone ever feel like they're always missing something going on?

have about 10 tabs open autistically monitoring various pages and threads

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>>69030217

>>69030045
at that point Britain won't be a country. It'll just be some borders and a flag that nobody gives a shit about
There'll be no unifying culture, creed, religion, heritage.

>>69030084
Easy, it's like ordering a pizza over the phone.

>>69030131
But at least you won't be a virgin anyore so you can stop stressing about it

>>69030245
bangre

>>69030278
ya

>>69030293
Good, Britain is racist. Praise Pakistani culture.

hey guys, how are you?

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any fellow citizens of rationalia here?

how christmassy are we all feeling tonight, out of 10?

All I want for christmas is (You)s

>>69030363
>black science cunt
>richard dawkins (cunt)
>brian cox (BLUMIN ECK THE UNIVERSE IS AMAZING)

don't know anyone else in that picture

>>69030373
Merry Christmas anon

>>69030367
About 7/10, can only go up at this point

>>69030356
i am fine thank you and you?

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>>69030363
>>69030401
THE YOOOOONIVERSE

>>69030087
anyone else think its proper fucked how you can accuse a dead person of a crime and everyone just accepts their guilt

Played this drinking game where everyone had to guess how many sex partners other people had had, it was sickening

>tfw virgin in my 20s
>someone unironically guessed that i've shagged 12 girls

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I cannot take a man seriously if he doesn't watch Japanese cartoons.

New Year's Resolutions lads?

>Start exercising again
>Stop being such a faggot
>Stop hanging out with those losers on /brit/ (<3 you really)

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Overcooked the turkey, lads.

>>69030429
Yeah like where was Jimmy Savilles trial eh? eh?

Cliff Richards and Bruce Forsyth are definitely nonces

>>69030045
>all those reptilian aliens in westminster
really made me think

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my friend Goldberg sent this to me

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Cardiff
4. Swansea
5. Belfast

>>69030447
did you not go to uni? first year at uni everyone fucks like crazy

>>69030470
exactly

the police didn't break into his house for no reason

they have been paid to keep it private

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>>69030459

start shooting heroin

the path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom

Gave the Xbox 360 a deep clean as someone had used it previously.

>>69030500
London is the only good city in the UK

>>69030501

Yes I did

>>69030464
innocent until proven guilty
not
innocent until he can't defend himself anymore

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>>69030447

this one time everybody started talking about the first time they had sex and i just had to sit there and pray to god they didnt ask me

>>69030501
extraverts maybe

introverts do not fuck like rabbits

>>69030501
>first year at uni everyone fucks like crazy
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

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>>69030452
From the experience I have gone through the vast amount of life, I don't take a man seriously who hasn't played a single Japanese dating simulation game.

Shalom, my friends

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>>69030500
the eternal scouser will Keep Britain White

haven't showered in 5 days

>>69030503
Bullshit. Cliff is a puff and that's all. Fucking cops and BBC wanted to show how zealous and anti-paedo they were after watching and enabling Savile nonce kids for decades openly. Cliff was the scapegoat. BBC televised it live. That place is a hive of nonces.

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I can't believe I share this thread with people who don't watch anime

>>69030501
t. virgin who has never been to Uni

>>69030628
he's a poof and a nonce

>>69030536
Pity there's no English people there.

>>69030574
Yes, they're overexposing themselves to the real world.

Sometimes you need to take a step back and think about what Tomoya would do.

>>69030641
watched Your Name yesterday, it was pretty good desu

>>69030650
no I did, I lived in on campus dorms so maybe my experience was different than others

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>>69030598
Shalom

>>69030671
all your posts are shit

>>69030641
Don't like anime but /brit/ is filled with Facebook retarded shitheads nowadays

Completely fucking boring

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is he English?

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>>69030641
mfw

Do you reckon all girls try masturbating with a banana or cucumber at some oint?

>>69030501
tb-h i unironically lost my v in freshers

>>69030714
yeah hairbrush comes first though

>>69030714
hairbrush

>>69030621
There is no fucking way Leeds is only 8% Asian.

>>69030714
pervert

might have two wanks today

haven't done that in a while

>>69030728
normoid

>>69030714
girl used to masturbate with my penis

>>69030714
Odd, I thought it's an eggplant

Who /muppetscrimbocarol/ here?

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>Tfw you're out with the normies and they decide to play ''Never Have I Ever''
>"Never have I ever had sex"

Ahh yes

>completely drunk as fuck
>dad hates when im drunk
>today of all days when im trying to drown myself in drink does he randomly text me and asks if he can come over
>ignore text because im drunk as fuck and he'll get angry if he comes over and sees me like this
>comes over anyway and knocks on the door
>i dont know its him so open the door and he lets himself in then he bitches about me drinking

t-thanks christmas

>>69030655

what's the difference ha x

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top 5 cities in the UK

Gloucester
Cheltenham
Bristol
Bath
Ledbury

what's wrong, /brit/?

1. London
2. Edinburgh
3. Bath
4. Bristol
5. N/A

>>69030759

I wank 2-3 times a day and often 3-5 at weekends, and I work 40 hours a week

top 5 cities in the UK

wakefield
sheffield
carlisle
derby
liverpool

>>69030831
Gloucester is a fucking shit hole

>>69030873
you're going to go blind

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>>69029839
Sadly I was

>>69030831
literally never heard of ledbury

Britain would look 10x nicer if we never cut all our trees down

>>69030849

I'm a virgin in my 20s with a failed career, probably autistic, no friends, substance abuse issues, failing health, still live with my parents, can't drive.

>>69030873
young dumb and full of cum

*cuts down more trees*

>>69030936
memes aside, is this true?

>>69030936
Sounds like you aren't wiling to try and change, so maybe consider suicide?

>>69030849
>>69030936
23 year old KHV with no friends
Live at home with parents
Failed student trying uni again
Can't drive
Don't drink
Health is fine, I exercise at least
and I watch anime

Surely there's more to life than this though

1. Cambridge
2. Norwich
3. Edinburgh
4. Worcester
5. Liverpool

honorary mention : london

>get to brag about my success to all my m8s down at the pub

love this time of year lads

dealer isnt answering REEE

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>>69030986

rip them all down

>>69030987
yes
>>69030995
i think about it every day, it will happen, just not sure when. i have the exact method planned out and the required materials, i just something to give me that final push over the cliff.

>>69031047
ah yes

I had THREE successful gimmicks on /brit/ this year

>I judge a city/town by its tiny historic centre and not by the entire place

This is why London wins hands down everytime

Its historic core is literally like 3 British cities put together. Everything outside it can fuck off its not really London

>>69031022
>I watch anime
not an abnormie thing, only turbonormies think it is
>trying uni
normie twat
>again
yeah FONT

>>69031040
>no manchester

>>69030849
>what's wrong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pum4OaOtkL

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If you're in your late 20s and still a virgin and you haven't addressed the causes of your virginity, and you haven't had plastic surgery to fix your pussy-drying ugly face, then you deserve to remain a virgin.

>>69031138
just be yourself bro

>>69030849
feeling very down desu

dunno why

>>69031138
i'm not ugly tho mate

>>69031088
sorry lad

have always thought liverpool-manchester is a one set like dallas-fort worth in texas

>>69031138

that guy has a nice face

girls at work tell me to use tinder even though i'm clearly too ugly for it

any of you lads in this thread got a lisp?

Build a dam, block the stream, work the furnaces night and day!

>>69031176
saying liverpool and manchester is the same is like saying osaka and tokyo is the same, jap

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is it just me or do women have no spatial awareness

what the fuck

lmao just walk right into me, sure I'll move out of the way for your pram with your wog child

or better yet just come to a dead stop in a doorway or walk side by side with your mates so the entire aisle is blocked

i dont see men doing this shit

>>69031138
>Getting brainwashed by normalfags into thinking sex or relationships are important.
lmao, stay deluded

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>>69029296
>le maga hat on random places and animals
>so offensive wow

>>69031189
yeth

>tfw your mum works at m+s and gets 90% off Christmas Eve turkeys

looks like it's a 58 gbp turkey in the anon household tomorrow

>>69031210
why do you think gender roles have existed for so long?

Think I might actually be depressed lads.

Feel a bit empty and overwhelmed by life even though things have improved massively in my life.

>>69031215
Yeah whatever aspie shit you do all day is much more important

>>69031224
>parents work in retail

lmao povvo tier

>>69031210
women walk all over men socially which is why they think they own the place

>>69031224
>his mum works at a supermarket

wow u must be poor hahahahahaha

>>69031210

chinese people have no spatial awareness

they just walk into the road without looking, see it all the time, gormless fuckers

>>69031264
all non-white CIS males are NPCs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_urban_areas_in_the_European_Union

>>69031264
It's the eyes

got so much spatial awareness my first is tom and my last name is tom

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hunger building

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>>69031296
MANNY ON THE MAP

>>69031200
i know bong
but literally how much space between those two?

osaka and tokyo has 400 km in between them

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looks shit

>>69031343
>skyline

fuck off yank

MANNY MENTIONED
A
N
C

>>69031210
My experience is that walking towards another man, usually we both slightly alter course to avoid each other, whereas women tend to carry straight on, making a collision more likely.

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Unironically like Lana Del Rey

>>69031296
>0.83

london btfo

>>69031418
would rather walk into a woman than a man though tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOHPjMzY8s

post music that make you go "ahh yes thats the stuff"

installing pcsx2 lads

why don't you ever hear about anything culture-related coming out of places like Birmingham and Hull, but theres constantly tonnes of shit coming out of Manchester and Liverpool?

have heard its to do with the Irish influence in the latter two, but that seems a bit simplistic

>>69031442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGn7wYxpSIY

need a bf

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quintessentially british

need a gf

>>69031422
Her second album was shit though

>>69031450
What are you gonna play

business idea: go to manny, strike up conversation with strangers and heem anyone who mocks my brummie accent

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need human companionship

>>69031476

it's just image. what culture have manchester or liverpool produced in the past 20 years? practically nothing

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

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>greater manchester
>has to include the conurbation and therefore not the actual city itself
>shares it's population with a neighbouring city

manchester is such a meme city

Reckon the producers of Blankety Blank selected Porsha to be a contestant due to her incredible personality

>>69031476
It's a mix of the irish influence with northern spirit and moderate levels of (relative) poverty

it just ends up creating a very different feel

whereas birmingham is grey and boring and hull is ehhhhhhh

london has a similar thing, except instead of irish you have south asians, africans and afro-caribbeans which leads to grime and stuff

>>69031522
drakengard

my cousins are over and they do this thing where they think it's call to constantly call each other 'brother', they're not even twins ffs

it's driving me up up the wall

>>69031435
the ones with open umbrellas are the worst
the steel tips will go right in your fucking eyes, a bloke with an umbrella will lift it above your head

>>69031529

your fellow muslims wouldn't mock you inshallah

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>Bolton still isn't a city

>>69031554
Porsha?

I don't rate them.

Don't get how Salford isn't a part of Manchester desu.

is there such a thing as female phimosis?

>>69031515
Born to Die? Maybe, at least the single and Summertime Sadness are top tunes

goes without saying we're all watching bbc4 aren't we

>>69031596
my grandfather fought on the front lines of the great manny war to get independence for salford

fuck off manc

Don't get how Solihull isn't part of Birmingham desu

>Also please remember that the turning over of one year to another is a mental construct that bears no more weight than the things that keep us apart and in competitive categories as human beings. Time is not moving. You’re not losing or gaining ground. You’re not separate from “them” anymore than you’re separate from your own umbrella. It’s now, we’re us and this is here. If you’re in pain, this too shall pass. If you’re in luxury, this too shall pass. Ask an old lady how she’s doing. The internet is not real. Draw a picture on a napkin.

don't understand how cottingham isn't part of hull desu

>>69031596
it's part of greater manchester

ewwww imagine having a brummie accent and therefore never being taken seriously by anyone

Julia Vins is my waifu

>>69031631
It's too nice

Been a pretty terrible year all round tbqh lads, but at least Assad won

Let a dog roam and he will find his way home

don't understand how reading isn't a part of london desu

ah yes the time of time when people act superior because instead of being in one shithole they live in another

Don't understand how Leeds isn't part of Wakefield

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business idea:

>>69031668
like Tommy Shelby's?

>>69031552
it's really just a continuation of the salford hundred

why do I instantly want to suck the dick of every anime poster even though I know they're probably disgusting irl? every post attached with an anime pic makes me lust for the poster behind it

maybe i've just been here too long and i'm lonely

Don't understand how Ireland isn't a part of the UK.

>>69031679

Is it solihull or sandwell that's a total shithole

don't understand how liverpool isn't a part of chester 2bh

lads, theres about 20 people in my house eating food and im hiding in my bedroom. should i lock my self in? can normies be trusted to not force an entry into my jizz pit?

any of you robots vegetarians? hows it feel inconveniencing people at Christmas for your made up dietary requirement ?

>>69031735
My car was made in Solihull

>>69031735
Solihull is very middle class and nice

>>69031668
other brummies take me seriously >>69031721
no the accents on peaky blinders are awfully inaccurate

>>69031668
they literally get speech therapy

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>>69031728

>>69031599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperforate_hymen

>>69031754
awesome.

>>69031719
he could be onto something here

call the health secretary and schedule a meeting for tomorrow at 8 linda

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ah yes instead of giving £43 to people who actually need it i'll buy someones overpriced christmas shite so i can get in the paper

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Fight for Ulster

>>69031617
are all samis qtp2tpis

>When you know your room stinks of a combination of stale jizz and farts, but can't seem to get rid of the smell

wat do lads

don't understand why hessle, north ferriby, brough, south cave & hedon aren't part of hull desu

oh yeah it's cos they're all rich tories and don't wanna be governed by a labour council xx

>The City of Manchester

anyone want to wank into my arse?

>>69031735
Sandwell
>>69031755
Fuck off billionaire jaguar/land rover driver

>>69031754
i live with my gf (also vegetarian) and we celebrate christmas together

so it feels pretty great desu

>>69031766
need a phimosis gf

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>>69031728

>>69031803

>>69031801
possibly

>>69031719
This man needs a Teaching Chair in Philosophy

>>69031501
>Police officers now need a degree to do this

>>69031573
Fuck off Yank

>>69031783
nobody gives a shit

>>69031795
clean it
spray some air freshner
open your windows

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will he return?

>>69031795
Open a window for 5 minutes man.

sister doesn't find me attractive

really want to develop an incestuous relationship with her

you can take almost any word and add "ham" to the end and it could be a british town

>>69031872
Oldham.

wonderful town

bir minging ham