/gf2017/ edition
kate
What are we getting the janny for christmas lads?
also cara
>>69027660
>that episode where Jack watched her and Sawyer have sex in the cage and gave himself a frustration wank as he lived out his cuck fantasies
bizarre
>>69027678
A knuckle sandwich
what a fucking rotter
needs a wash
Glad I don't have to leave the house during Christmas.
I'm here comfy while the normies are pissing and moaning about visiting relatives.
Get fucked.
>australia
>>69027522
to deserve this? nothing
>>69027534
>>69027610
i need the job
>>69027558
>>69027563
i don't know, they called me a cunt and said nobody likes me
>>69027586
did it work not speaking to them?
behold as I perform the Christmas shave and go from looking like a homeless man to looking like a 16 year old
>>69027678
i'm asking mook to give him a 10% pay increase
alt-rightist more like alt-autist LOL
Need a /Finnish/German/Yellow/English Rose/gf2017/ lads.
will most like be dead by 2057
i don't know if it's because it's the start of the century but that seems a bit short. :'(
brimful of asha on the 45
>>69027701
Hope one of these big strong Aussie lads in /brit/ will protect me when I visit.
>>69027702
post the text lad
more like bum full of aisha hehe
>>69027749
shan't
>>69027755
heh
>>69027735
I rimmed aisha on the m60
>>69027702
people dont just behave that way mate. you must be an unlikeable person to receive such abuse. sort your life out, freak.
WAHEYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS
>>69027701
yes
>>69027651
questionable post
https://youtu.be/D0G1ldrTAuM
>>69027749
hope a spider nips your bollocks
you ever do it lads where you're taking a poo and you lean over, pull your tackle to the side and watch the poo come out and make its way down to the bowl?
haha me neither
just paid £5.75 for a tiny bit of haloumi in a bun and some grass
thanks london
>>69027807
todger and gonads are too big
Can we all agree that 'Wonderful Christmas Time' by Paul McCartney is the worst of the popular Christmas songs?
Literally sounds like he thought it up on the shitter and wrote the lyrics on the back of a toilet roll tube
>>69027768
Basically I want one of you to slam your big throbbing cock inside my arsehole and keep pounding until you decide you're finished with my slutty boipucci.
>>69027807
>pull your tackle to the side
dont need to
>>69027807
Have never seen my own asshole
doing some things, and some stuff as well
>>69027847
try melbum
>>69027753
i don't have it, i got a new number and phone because it scared me
>>69027772
i don't go on their normie outings but that's it, i work in a section on my phone, only interaction i have is going in and out of reception
the man who has never seen his own arsehole can never be a real man
besides london which is obviously just next level, whats the best city in the UK?
>arrive in London
>see a bus that says White City on the front of it
>collapse on the floor in laughter whilst everyone just walks past giving me strange looks
love this city haha x
>>69027880
mirrors don't count retard
>>69027846
just heard it on the radio didn't you
i'd know because mum's got the radio on in the other room haha
>>69027873
calling bullshit on it then I'm afraid lad, dig out the original archive post for us
>>69027887
cork
>>69027892
lel
>>69027887
Manchester
>>69027887
Sara's home town of perth 2bh
at the end of the day any man who has never had a feel around in his own arsehole isn't a real man
aaaaa
don't want a lot for christmas
I don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
I just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish coOOOOME truuuuuUUUuue
all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah
>>69027887
Probably Liverpool or Edinburgh
>>69027887
Rasheed
>>69027887
>besides londonistan
You might like brum as well rasheed
>>69027933
>all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao
>girl I dated will be seeing her new boyfriend this xmas
>it should've been me
>i'm all alone
I literally hate xmas and new years, it just serves as a reminder of how lonely I am.
>london is a shithole filled with non-whites
>london is statistically the most prosperous place in the UK, and one of the top 3 cities in the world
How does rorke reconcile this in his mind?
>>69027887
manchester
almost lads
almost
staying really really quiet so mummy doesn't make me tidy up for tomorrow :x
Christmas day rules:
No talking about gfs
No feels
Real depression hours is cancelled from tonight until the night of the 27th
Happy posts only
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYFQQB9vqPw
>>69027991
what's happening tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtBipp-zIiw
>>69027939
>>69027943
fox_and_grapes.png
>>69027887
plymouth
>>69027968
the 40% of whites living there all make on average £80k a year, whereas the pakis and poos have all the shit jobs, live in the shit areas and keep the city actually running
playing gta online by myself
>>69028009
funeral
someone is still posting in the old thread
>>69027987
i hope this doesn't become a popular gimmick
Got a heart from the Japanese qt I'm texting lads.
A full blown emoji, none of that <3 ascii crap.
What's it mean lads.
>fox and grapes
business idea: obliterate anyone who isn't white/oriental/middle eastern
>>69028044
I invented this gimmick, glad to see it being put to good use
>>69028015
>paki on holiday
>>69027899
here
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/52028679/#q52032333
>>69027987
kek
provincials are so predictable
going out to the pub with a few old m8s tonight lads
>>69027887
>besides london which is obviously just next level
>>69028058
<3 is more meaningful than an emoji Tbh
she probably flings them emojis out to everyone
just got a semi watching the missus kissing father christmas ngl
>>69028051
playing /brit/ like a fiddle is the ultimate gimmick
>station announcement that says if you see something that isn't right then to report it
>report a women wearing a burqua to security
>get arrested for hate speech
not a good start to christmas lads
>>69028082
hmm
still doubtful but in any case, get concrete proof it's that lad at work who sent it and go to HR
>>69028044
why do people still post this rage comic
best christmas films?
gonna go with eyes wide shut
>kids in australia are opening their stockings on the beach in 30 degree heat as we speak
>besides london which is obviously just next level
We're all weeping now, weeping because
There ain't nothing we can do to protect you
>>69028150
Die Hard
>>69028150
k-on
>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough
t. white Londoner
Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>69028016
it's actually an alright place
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY
>>69028165
>>69028153
it's 4:10 AM
>>69028172
b-but pakis
>>69028150
arrival was pretty decent
Hey, little train! Wait for me!
I once was blind but now I see
Have you left a seat for me?
Is that such a stretch of the imagination?
ahh yes tourists come from all over the world to see the bustling city of Hull
just give up provincials, you live in an irrelevant shithole where no one wealthy enough to have the choice wants to live
>>69028172
But I live a 50 minutes train ride from London in a quaint white Kent village.
>>69028150
unironically the fellowship of the ring, the atmosphere, everything
>>69028150
my mainstream opinion: the great escape
my secret inside-my-head opinion: jingle all the way
>>69028153
its 20 to 5 at the latest you spacker
>>69028172
I'm telling you Hampstead is surrounded by shitholes on all sides.
>>69028150
love actually
Bloody disgraceful !!
love it when londoners get so angry and defensive of their city, almost always unprovoked
g'an to bed
hope i don't wake
Hello /brit/!
Merry Christmas from /cum/!
>+30 minute timezones
>>69028278
corker of a post
>>69028262
can you refute this
FOBing this african
>>69028308
it's politics, things change
glad to get david icke's take on todays news
got called a sarcastic contrarian wanker by my doctor
do they even show christmas movies on the bbc anymore or are they too offensive to muzlimz
Got called a vile slug in Waitrose
Watched trading places again today
good film
>>69028308
no I just prefer to act as if it's so obviously wrong it doesn't need refuting so I don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance
>>69028338
wait a minute
that IS david icke! bloody skinshifters
well?
skin around my nostrils is a bit raw and it looks really obvious I've been snorting coke
hope my parents don't make that connection
got told to move like its world war 3 in the school hall lads
>Grand Tour
ah yes lets completely shit on the country we're visiting at the start of the episode whilst the audience from that country is forced to awkwardly laugh
gurls go wild in the worta
WAIT is it already Christmas in Australia?
>>69028374
>people literally pay money to read this newspaper
This fit bird fancies taking a mechanically driven phallic object up her growler lads
>>69028387
quintessentially british behaviour
they hate us, but fear us
got called a backup dancer in Argos
>When the gf makes me watch her shitty romcoms
>When she has a go at me because i'm not concentrating
>6 (six) days left until 2017
>only 6 ( SIX ) days left to get gf for /gf2016/
ANYBODY ELSE STRESSED RIGHT NOW?
>>69028396
happy hanukah rabbi
>>69028396
best christmas present ever
>>69028390
yeah bloody bogans starting early the shitheads
>>69028374
>watching sitcoms
>in the two thousand and sixteenth year of the lord
I have no actual evidence that you guys are living human not bots
>>69028396
goyim subversion on shabbos
>>69028396
do you wank to this stuff?
Already ordered a few things in the sales x
>>69028374
Jewish subversion is the answer.
>6 (six) days left until 2017
>still no plans for NYE
errors
Home Alone is shit
>>69028414
>>69028417
This warms my kosher heart
Merry Christmas goyim
>>69028431
wat
>>69028431
banter
Walked past a man today who legitimately looked like an actual Neanderthal wearing a tracksuit
I had to look twice just to make sure I was seeing correct, this lad was a legitimate subhuman Neanderthal
>>69028434
neither do I
>>69028458
Home Alone 1 & 2 are two of the greatest films of all time
Did you have literally no childhood whatsoever?
Did your parents violently beat you?
>>69028461
that looks painful
>>69028461
Get the fuck out of here kike
think I'll go back to my childhood tradition of playing runescape on New Year's Eve
got relatives round but I'm safe in my bedroom
saw a bloke yesterday who must've been about 6'6 (he was slightly taller than me which is rare) and he had gyno
looked like a bloody space hopper
>>69028396
>>69028461
>doesnt give name
are you really trying to undermine our morals here, rabbi? i mean cmon man
>>69027987
Kek
hope this catches on
give me a fucking karl and lisa mum & dad NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOuohA_VqY
>>69028477
just didn't spend my childhood on reddit like you did m8
>>69028431
a bit rude
remember when I complained my dad would order a cheap paki pizza?
the cunts only gone and decided on dominos. had to scream fuck off billionaire in his face upon hearing the news
>>69028477
He probably used to play out as a kid instead of sitting at home all day.
Fucking geek.
>>69028506
>economy twice that of wales
still bugger all then
London, Edinburgh and Birmingham are the holy trinity of UK cities
>>69028539
do one you literal infant
>London has a globally competing port
What the fuck is the point of the North any more when London can literally do everything
actually makes me cry with laughter when I imagine some little jew lad hunched over his computer half way across the world in Israel posting fucking machine webms for the lads on /brit/
gf every year tbqh
>>69028150
polar express
>>69028539
what you 'avin from it lad?
>>69028582
woah there jude law
>>69028582
she is a dog
>>69028601
>>69028595
incorrect
>Macaulay Carson Culkin is now 36 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pkcg9Vhij4
>>69028567
ahh this runt again
you think you're mature because your spending christmas alone? think on
>>69028506
what is this referring to?
>>69028582
got turned off her when she posted that instagram vid of her lip-syncing on the toilet and you hear her fart :L
happy thanksgiving
>>69028602
>I got rejected over 10 times
>feels great!
this man aint well
>>69028602
ahh yes depression
Where's the lad who started getting that Christmas feeling?
I think I might have to join you haha!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-24/aussie-kids-draw-'welcome'-artwork-for-migrants,-refugees/8145980
>The ABC's television news program, Behind the News (BtN)— in conjunction with non-partisan not-for-profit group Welcome to Australia — invited kids in September to send in original artwork that illustrates what people loved most about living in this country.
Ah yes, the ((ABC))
>>69028570
not even in the top 100 according to wikipedia :s
>>69028278
merry christmas
>>69028639
here hahahahaha!!!!!
Feels like October if anything.
ah yes
>>69028471
are we AI?
>>69028619
what the fuggg
>no christmas feeling
the jews've done this
>Sunday
>13c
>Light Cloud
fuck off
listening to phil collins
anything decent on tv tonight lads?
>>69028648
>full
Australia has an average population density of fewer than three persons per square kilometre of total land area.
>>69028702
bet you are haha
>>69028672
squealing
fisting to lily collins
>>69028681
please be ai gf
said once some leaf faggot
>>69028663
hahaha wuu2 lad ?!
8715
Weak bait lad
>>69027642
>aldi
Poorfags OUT
>>69028715
that's because statistics like to include all of the uninhabited parts of australia
same thing happens with Russia and Canada.
if you only include the parts that are actually inhabited then it's a lot denser
>>69028714
k-on
Why the FUCK isn't the great escape on TV? The fucking Muslims have won
tower hamlets is less than one third white british
what time will tesco metro be open til tonight?
neck is hurting again
>>69028758
then inhabit them genius
>>69028628
None
>>69028768
6pm
>>69028768
what was he hoping to achieve more, and can I see more with sound??
>>69028714
Lady in the Van
>>69028767
it will become more british with time
t. gentrifier
>>69028767
newham is 16%
>>69028782
they're uninhabitable though
>>69028758
>include the parts that are actually inhabited
>in an argument about being 'full'
???
just stabbed some rando cunt in the neck. don't think he's realised yet
>>69028804
haha more like NoHam
ANy law lads help me out?
If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?
>>69028758
yea still not as dense as you though
idiot
>>69028810
>actually inhabited
ie: the areas that human beings can actually live in
rather than the shitty deserts that are literally uninhabitable
>>69028819
>>69028808
bullshit
nowhere is uninhabitable
>>69028758
Fell for the bait mate
*divides Bosnia and Herzegovina*
Ticked the "I have a TV license" box on iplayer even though I actually don't
>haha more like NoHam
NEED a drinking buddy
>>69028869
>>69028859
Me too
>>69028838
Ah yes, that explains why India is so sparsely uninhabited.
should i get a papa johns pizza or a kebab
>>69028819
oii
>>69028859
Logged by GCHQ
doing a fast before christmas lunch
I think you guys are just memeing about gf
In the deepest place in my heart, i just recognize that i, dont, really, that much, need a gf
This life of single is not even half bad
gf can seriously and irreversibly fuck up the current pace of my life
Do I really want to undergo such experience
>>69028819
red hot fire post
HEY NOW
>>69028852
fuck off
>>69028913
stop pretending to be japanese you fat cunt
>>69028913
ここに去って戻って来ない
>>69028913
i hate myself so i NEED reassurance from someone else
>>69028819
Buckled
>>69028891
India is very habitable
>>69028913
I meme about it a lot but honestly I don't even want a gf
>>69028819
Collapsed
>>69028913
are you the yank soldier in Japan?
>>69028913
we're just empty and need to fill the void also woman look so great and I want one and also want to fill her vagoo desu
how many pushups can you do?
>walk through front door
>immediately get annoyed by family
ah yes
dunno how I'm gonna stand a week
>>69028998
15 or so
Feel like I'm too good for /brit/ now lads
2nd night on the charlie and im not feeling shit atm
>>69029006
just b urself
>>69027968
>top 3
top 1
>>69028998
15000 or so
>>69028998
1000
>>69028998
a few months ago I did 46 good ones before dropping
that's the last time i did any exercise haha so fuck knows now
>>69029029
was on the charlie for a week straight and my heart felt like it was gonna explode
JUST
>>69028998
0
literal alpha
>>69028998
about tree fiddy haha
>Living outside Yorkshire
People actually do this?
>Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo (known as Pippa Bacca) (9 December 1974 – 31 March 2008) was an Italian artist who, together with a fellow artist, was hitchhiking from Milan to the Middle East to promote world peace, symbolically wearing a wedding dress during her trek. Arriving in Gebze (Turkey) on March 31, 2008, she went missing. Her raped body was discovered in the same city on 11 April 2008.
I feel like eating a cookie
>>69029060
hahaha over 9000!!!!!! haha
>>69029051
always get paranoid im gonna have a heart attack
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38406965
Bomber Harris still doing his job and fucking with Fritz 70 years later lads, great man
>>69028981
you mean strawboss?
>>69029056
nice, when did the 2031 demographic data come out?
>>69029056
me in the "white other" category
>>69029056
we should burn the entire country to the floor and start again
>>69028960
>ここを去って二度と戻って来るな
ftfy
>>69029029
Did 2 keys last night
Body does not appreciate Coke anymore. Gives me the Jimmy Ritters.
Does this happen with all foods/drinks that you stop eating/drinking for years?
>>69029104
that's the one
>>69029087
>>69029149
oh, the drink
might take up the violin
thoughts?
>>69029083
having a break between now and NYE so I can do it then
Don't think cocaine is food.
>>69029178
might drop you
thoughts?
>>69029056
feel sick
might move to the faroe islands, bet there's no darkies there
might take a fucking cricket bat to your face in a minute if you keep on
>>69029187
Coca Cola you MONG
Lib Dems 2020
>>69029104
he was so insecure about his workplace aka japan lol
thank god he could finally go back to states
good film
>>69029149
thought you meant cocaine 2bh haha
I can drink coca cola by the gallon but my body genuinely doesn't appreciate the old nose powder anymore
apologies
>>69029056
"Northern Ireland's the worst place in the UK" they said.
>>69029178
a patrician instrument
>>69029244
for what?
>forgot to pick up my secret santa present
>work qt offered to drive it round this afternoon
>she's still not here and I need to go out
stupid bint
how does one become jewish?
>>69029259
*drops you*
>>69029263
she wants to shag you m8 100%
>>69029244
ingen bryr sig
Christ lads wish I could get motivation to study, do well when I put in the effort in but just fob it off and constantly waste time doing other meaningless bs or smoke weed which I'm pretty sure is really messing up my head. Already repeating my uni year as I did zero work last year, anxiety doesn't help but it's not an excuse. My friends are very successful and recognise my intelligence when I work but even they are getting sick of my bs excuses. I just can't focus.
>>69029237
Agree desu
>>69029270
why do you want to know that?
>I would argue that Chinese food is the ethnic cuisine of American Jews.
ah yes
>>69029277
apologise
>>69029178
Had violin lessons in school
it was alri 2bh, though people always say it becomes harder to learn the older you are so. Not sure whether thats true but I hear it so fucking often it's annoying
>>69029225
lol
>>69028998
unironically 50
>>69028852
tower hamlets
havent showered in 6 days
>>69029413
That guy looks just like my older brother.
>>69028434
Hey man, I'm real...but that's something a bot would say right