/balt/+/ausnz/

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Let's just pretened that it's this cute anime girl gif in the op because it's superior in every way.

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>>69025963

>>69026051
Good post.

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>>69026096

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>Tesla died a virgin (also fell in love with a pigeon)
>Jesus died a virgin
Virgins are clearly in every possible way

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Lads, let me introduce you to my girlfriend.

She is a little bit shy, so be nice.

>>69026173
Issac Newton the greatest scientist ever also died virgin

>>69026197
*gropes her arse*

>>69026249
*grabs you're necklace*
back the FRICK off?!?!

>>69026249
What the h*ck is your problem?

If i offered a random young woman in Vietnam 200 euros worth of local currency to have seks with me, what chances are she would do it?

>>69027043
200 euros? you would have seks for 10 straight days

>>69027707
ok how much then lmao?
I have a fetish for being a rich, tall, handsome westerner who fuggs a random peasant small weak chink

>>69027707
lmao i just found out this is like 2 months wage there

>>69027765
It's really cheap. 10,20 euros for seks. But you have to abandon your soul for it. Later you will feel really bad about it, regret you decisions and want to suicide at near Bob Marley bar by trying to smoke weed until you die. But death wont come and you have to live with that shame for the rest of life.

>>69027989
he will also have aids like a true estonian

I'm still in love with Estonia

>>69027989
i dont want a prostitute. I want to walk up to a random good looking woman, offer her cash and jizz on her face. Thats all i want senpai

>>69028086
lmao i hate u tho

>>69028169
is it because of my Russian nationality?

>>69028208
i hate all Russians xDDD

>>69028240
I don't want to be Russian, pls make an exception, i want to be estonian ;-;;;;;;;
i'll praise nazis and sing your athem, just adopt

>>69028322
we dnt really need any more subhumans here, but since u got dubs imma allow it. Come here, learn the language and embrace the fascism

>>69028322
you have to stay where you are

>>69028350
well well well looks like my dubs cancel the invitation heh
>>69028355

what a cuck :D

>>69028386
which one of u gets dubs again first will be the winner

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hahahahaha
saw this on reddit lmoa

>>69025896
I am a spic, brown skin and eyes, and black hair. I speak several languages and I'm studying Estonian.

If I happen to go there, how many eesti bitches would I get?

>>69028350
thanks, next time we will have a war with you, estonia, i'll come with a white flag to join ur side, pls don't shoot me

>>69028500
I'd hope you get stabbed tbqh

>>69028498
off by one, which means Russia is banned from Baltics but allowed in rest of Europe

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>2 /balt/ generals
This kind of miscommunication must stop.

>>69028498
nooo pls, that's my wet dream to enter estonia

>>69028536
i shoot at anyone speaking Russian xDDDDD
>>69028500
Lmao non our women are racist af

i have migrated

>>69028611
i'll shout in English: "pls don't shoot me, i want to join estonian army, heil hitler"

>>69028710
yell "Edasi Kentuky poisid, valu punanahkadele"

>>69028544
also both of them have picture of a Hitler and also in both of them we wished Merry Christmas
hmmm

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Miss me?

>>69028938
no not really who are you btw?

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>>69028957
The one who ruined /balt/ and laid way for the weebs

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>>69028886
The jews are behind it
>>69028938
I remember you

Today is Christmas

>>69029228
Luckily it's almost over.

>>69029228
There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

>>69029292
Its only 7am there us still plenty to go

>>69029477
frick off time traveller

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Got Indriķa hronika for Christmas

really happy about this

>>69029847
Nice.
nice

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Neris was always full of shit, but now it's definitely full of literal shit, I would just suggest spilling lot's of chlorine into it.

>>69030304
Bout to read what ancient Latvians and Estonians were up to, written by the man Henry of Latvia himself

>>69030368
Yeah I hope it's a good book. Should be awesome to read from the original source how life was during 13th century Livonia

>>69030368
>Henry of Latvia

I think that's the faggot who hated estonians.

>>69030506
Henry """""""""""""""""""""""""of""""""""""""""""""""""""" Latvia
he was a german

>>69030506
He was cleric from Germany had nothing to do with Latvia except that he was sent there by the church to bring Christianity to peasant people

I fucking hate these "relatives" cunts who come and sit around at our place the entire evening of christmas or any other holiday, STAY AT YOUR OWN HOME YOU FAGGOTS!

>>69030445
theres another one which doesnt stop at 1227, but goes onto the 16th century

https://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balthasar_Russowi_Liivimaa_kroonika

gifted this version to my grandpa

>>69030520
so?

the mans name was literally Henry of Latvia, not my fault that he adored us so that he adopted this name

AAAAAAH WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A GERMAN FLAG AGAIN REEEEEEE FUCK YOU LMT

>>69030640
>Balthasar Russowi Liivimaa kroonika
That is an excellent gift also

>>69030683
Reclaim prussia

>>69030720
Slow and steady. It has begun

>>69030705
ye gonna probably borrow it after hes done reading it, the chronicle goes 300 years on longer after all

the awesome thing about the copy i got that its in Latin and Latvian

the left page is in Latin and the right page is the Latvian translation

>>69030720
balts wuz prussians

how autistic do you have to be to enjoy reading 1000 year old chronicles

>>69030938
7/10

>>69030917
tra sa väiksemat pilti ei suutnud leida?

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President and Commander in Chief

>>69031013

You seriously have a woman president?

Labas. What changed in /balt/ during the year? I don't even remember when was my last time here.

>>69030938
sorry that we have history

guilty in that regard

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>>69031043
yes
>>69031053
yes

>>69030683
Go build your V2s somewhere else, filthy kraut

>>69031102
karums is still around
noice

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>>69031165
FUCK you

im Latvian, but LMT keeps giving me a german flag on mobile internet

mis arvate kaljulaidist muidu?

suht imelik, ei kuulu ühtegi parteisse ja sattus valimistesse suht lampi

>>69031102
You are sucking me dryer than a karums biscuit

>>69031209
Ongi parem et ühtegi parteisse i kuulu. Erakonnad on saatanast

>>69028498
>off by one
Ha, miserable kek

Watched this movie, lads. The cinema was almost empty (+2 more people besides us). Such a piece of shit, jesus. I wanted to vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-QBqT9RQAM

>>69031201
You are either a traitor or a spy. Spies are being shot.

Nodevejs.

>>69031288
why would a cinema show a movie from 2015

>>69031315
this. if it aint a fucking latvian flag then it aint the latvian flag and he should get the fuvk out

>>69031315
>posts under american flag
>calls latvian posting under german flag a traitor
Hm,mm Really moved my neurons

>>69031288
Isn't it just the RU version of Saving Private Ryan? Didn't even know it was out.

The collapse of the USSR was a mistake. At least we had better movies and some honor during communism.

test

This weed is sticky haha

>>69031426
Welcome back

>>69031373
My boot is gonna move your colon after I jam it up yer ass.

>>69031378
It's about legendary 28 Panfilovcev. The movie is full of propaganda, actors are ugly as hell and dialogs are terrible. Russian ministry of culture sponsored that shit, shame.

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>>69031315
fuck you

>>69031363
and fuck you

restarted my phone just to fix this stupid shit

why does lmt randomly give me a german flag

>>69031331
It's old trailer, u dip.

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>>69031517
> Russian ministry of culture sponsored that shit, shame.
Have you watched "kids against wizards"?

>>69031469
Take the nigger out of your mouth before you ever dare to talk to me again
thanks

>>69031469
bit hot

>>69031517
I knew about it because Gaijin had a hand in it or whatever. Panfilov's 28.

From what I've read, the real Panfilov's 28 story is inflated bullshit anyway, so the movie would be correct in its incorrectness.

>>69031567
no. not a fan of Russian movies, I just date russian patriot and thus violently forced to watch shit like that.

>>69031102

Ridiculous.

>>69031607
Can you imagine if /int/ existed before the SU fell and you posted under a Soviet flag?

>>69031236
This is the most overused pickup line in Latvia.

I do not associate with niggers

>>69031675
But mostly you have a lot of common with that person, or not? If not, why date?

Honestly I prefer anti-communist war movies like "Alone in Berlin" or Bunker or In the high castle.
Fed up with commie lies about ww2, I want to see that war from another perspective.

why dont other countries celebrate namesday?

>>69031727
delet

>>69031834
We aren't slavs

>>69031874
we arent either

so whats your point

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>>69031727
>pickup line
>Latvia
lol

>>69031736
Good thing you live in Estonia

>>69031693
Then Balts and Ukraine would post under Soviet flag as well. My friends and relatives consider that if SU didn't fell we'd be as developed as China right now.

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>>69031834
>tfw you have a karums party with 2 latvian girls

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>>69031675
> not a fan of Russian movie
yep, me too
He should watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVi31s5upHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Ju5aQf5zs

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>>69031919
They'd all get their individuals, though, surely.

>>69031567
Look, wizards strike back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EXcFEjGt1w

I eat pussy like chinks eat dogs

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>>69031919
That is the most deluded r*ssian post I have seen today. Congratulation comrade

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>walk the streets of riga
>get depressed from looking at all this grey matter everywhere

>>69031782
I consider him to be a victim of Russian propaganda, he's simply brainwashed, his father is a warmongering commie. He's a kind person and helped me a lot, I like him too, but we have completly different political views. I attempt to be neutral and silent about politics when he is around, I just pity his ignorance. You as Ukranian might know this feeling.

>>69032013
You mean dirty snow?

Isa oli mul politseimees Chicagos
aeg oli raske siis
gangsterid, vaesus, kriis.

>>69031974
Those are regional flags and will be considered separatism just like Californian or Texas flags on /int/

>>69032036
Indeed I do. Political views alone shouldn't be the point to break up, never. Blessings.

>>69031990
proofs

>>69032118
He told me about the girl from Sevastpol he dated before. She was dating with Ukranian patriot later and after they broke up he texted her "I fucked Russian bitch" lol.

>>69032112
It would be much more interesting if everyone got their own assigned flag, though. I wonder how Warsaw Pact countries would be handled.

me raping German Fraus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEZxcSf9HwM

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>>69032435
> me raping German Fraus
I thought you were a girl?

>>69032247
is that true Americans think their states are as diverse as European countries?

who here is going to help me learn Lithuanian?

Stupid commies

>lol we liberated you
>but now we annexed you
>haha poverty time niggers

>>69032527
Not as far as I know. I know our states are geographically diverse, but that's about it.

>>69032581
why would you want to learn it in the first place?

>>69032089
Oli öö nagu ikka siis.
Loeti dollareid USAs.
Kuid sel ööl Chicago sai
Kurikuulsaks üle maa.

Ja ema nutma jäi,
sel ööl ringi surm Chicagos käis.
Isa polnud koju tulnud töölt
Oodata võis kõike sellelt öölt
Veel ja veel

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>>69032435
>>69032519
Oтвeтить мнe глyпый нepяхa

Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

sexing my bf, lads.

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pew pew

>>69032776
da fuck lithuanian doing in usa? r u proxy or traitor?

>>69032981
reported to KGB. enjoy your time in gulag

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>>69033004
bam bam

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>>69033037
b¨less ¨latvia

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>>69033029
f-for what?

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>>69032964
nice proxy. sometimes I just want to imagine myself as big and strong rapist (male).

>>69033024
I don't think that he is lithuanian

>>69033024
What do you mean?

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>>69033124
Well, you can always use a strap-on
>Хopoший пoлнoмoчиe
What makes you think so?

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this thread is a bit gay it needs hitler

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>>69033407

>>69033431
thanks

Can't wait for the genocide of heterosexuals

not gonna happen

>>69033295
>What makes you think so?
your broken Russian with Google translator.
that's qt someone is trying so hard to be russian just to get You's from me ^^

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>be girl
>like a boy on int
>pretend to be gay cuz don't want to provide proofs
>random gays fall in love with you
who knows that feeling?

>>69033572
me teehee
I'm a girl btw ;)

>>69032883
I've got a Lithuanian girlfriend, and she lives in Lithuania.

>>69033606
Hello

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>>69033572
No one has fallen in love with me.

>>69033633
It has happened, they just didn't tell you.

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>>69033509
I'm not a proxy, I'm from Ukraine
>>69033633
I loev you!

>>69033623
haaaa I got you good mate I'm actually not a girl
check mate my gullible mate

>>69033620
Cucked.

>>69033620
so then ask her to teach you lithuanian what is the problem

>>69025896
Is that pic real? Santa, why would you do this? :(

>>69033739
she doesn't want to :^)
>>69033705
explain

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>>69033704

>>69033739
One thing if she started teaching him. But it would be much better if he's learnt in secret and when they started watching some movie in English dub he would've started translating it in Lithuanian on spot. A lot of girls would become wet from that

reminder that russia and putin are the only hope for white people

>>69033847
that doesn't help me get a gf so I don't care

>>69033791
I don't think anybody here gonna be your free tutor your gonna need to learn it on yourself or get some lithuanian friend who would like to do that also that would take shit load of time the best way to learn it is probably living in Lithuania where everybody speaks this language

>>69033791
She fuxxing some guy behind your back.

>>69033843
>implying lithuanian language is easy
you would need to invest quite a lot of time to be able to learn it

latvia is boring but at least cigarets are cheap

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This is the future like it or not.

>he smokes
enjoy getting cancer in the future

>>69034048
Your alcohol is cheaper than Estonia's so now Finns go to Latvia for alcohol.

>>69033965
na she was a virgin
>>69033943
how would i go about living in lithuania

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>>69033934
L-Listen here you little b*lly
I-I can help you
>>69033996
But she still would appreciate his attempt, right?

>>69034104
True story

>>69033996
>need to invest quite a lot of time to be able to learn it

Tai neteises, lietuviškas yra labas lengvas kalbas

>>69034145
kek

>>69034109
How can you help ? I am not desperate enough for homosex yet.
Almost, but not yet.

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>>69034140
They drive all the way through Estonia to some northern Latvian town to buy alcohol. Look how happy they are.

>>69034109
>But she still would appreciate his attempt, right?
heck if I know I guess so, but he would probably be terrible at it

>>69034285
I know because the finns here mention it about their raids with buying cheap heaps of tobacco or alcohol. But some actually buy it just to sell it off to strangers

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>>69034285
Mmmm, cheap beer.

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>>69034257
> homosex yet.
I'm not homo too but I could help you build up you're courage

>>69034320
>look pasi you can buy not ONE can not TWO cans BUT FUCKING TWO WHOLE BOXES OF BOOZE
>ebin

>Finns,Russians,Dutch,Ukranians
Jesus fuck off

>>69034174
That's an extremely simple sentence, even I can understand that without looking it up, and my Lithuanian consists of only a handful of words.

>>69034545
the thing is that almost in all the words there are mistake

>>69034492
i have a lithuanian gf i'm fine don't bully

>>69034594
*is a

>>69034594
Interesting.

Isn't it "kalba", not "kalbas"? So it should be "lengva kalba"?

>>69034636
>i have a lithuanian gf
I really could not give less shit fuck off

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>>69034492
I will have a gf from one of your countries i'm fine don't bully

>>69034659
yes

>>69034685
but i like ur people :(

>>69034718
transfer some money to my bank account my dear friend :DDDDD

>>69034787
i dont have i spent it all in lithuania

>>69034687
Hang yourself rusky
>>69034718
But I don't like your "people"

Eestlasi on siin veel?

any naujas memes

>>69034854
why not senpai

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>>69034854
Bullying is NOT cute
Don't bully on Christmas please
Merii Kurisumasu~

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>>69034829
good job keep it up also tell your friends and family to come here and spend all of their money :)

>>69034659
I like you :) you remind me of one estonian I know who is the only true Pan-Baltic™ person I ever met. He spoke all three languages fluently, in addition to English, rushin and a bit of finnish and french. I was in awe.

And yes you are right, I was just being a cunt. Lithuanian is a clusterfuck language.

>>69034963
concidering a liter of vodka costs 5 euros, i certainly will. how do i go live in lithuiania

>>69034886
Ikka on.

>>69035050
well you would probably need to learn lithuanian if you would like to find a job

>>69035187
probably, it seems to be quite a hard language

>>69035207
because it is a hard language

>>69034946
Because I don't know you and you're a foreigner, and I probably wouldn't like you anyways you entitled faggot

>>69035207
Especially for a toothpaste

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>>69035256

>>69035242
Watch out skinhedas is here

Merry Christmas to all my Baltic friends! :^)

To all the girls
*grabs by hands*
*smiles and looks in eyes*
*kisses softly on lips*
"Sorry I couldnt resist kissing an angel on Christmas"

To all the men
*grabs hand for a handshake*
*pulls in close for a hug*
"Have a great day brother!"

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>>69035401
> *kisses softly on lips*
ewwww, anon, your breath stinks, hahahahaha

>>69035401
Thanks Merry Christmas to you too buddy :)

>>69035401
näpud

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what did he mean by this?

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>>69035401

*tears up a bit*
C-cheers cunt

>>69035401
absolutely pathetic

rude posters should get out right now
it's Christmas after all

>>69035401
can you kiss this?
*whips out dick*

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Would you date a tall girl?
How people around you would react?
>>69035685
bit gay. haha

>>69035763
156cm? Damn, I was that tall when I was 8...
176cm is dead average aswell., although just a bit too tall for a girl.

>>69035951
You're tall guy

>>69036035
I'm ~182cm right now. Very average.

>>69036035
Not necessarily. One of my childhood friends was pretty tall as a kid but then became a stunted 170cm manlet during puberty.

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>>69033295

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>>69033572

>>69036269
>170cm
Ouch

>>69035763
I would.
People around me would be surprised an autist like me can get a girlfriend and would suspect I'm paying her to just pretend to be mine gf.

>>69036271
>>69036311
kill yourself

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>>69036356

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>>69036268
Still taller than me, ahah
>>69036269
He's still this tall today?
>>69036329
It'll be okay! Just believe in yourself and don't be nervous

>>69035763
well if she would be taller than me I would feel insecure desu

>>69036473
manlet
Have you thought about suicide?

>>69036499
no

>>69036510
But you're Lithuanian

>>69036510
I encourage you to do it.

>>69036530
yes

List of invasive species in NZ:
Rats
Stouts
Ferrets
Australian

>>69036544
you are getting on my nerves dude
fucking stupid cunt

>>69036580
Jumping off a bridge would be a good way for you to go.

>>69036473
Why
What if she loved you very much and cared about you
I definitely would. There were a really tall and busty blonde girl in my class at school. Shame that I was too autistic during these years

>>69036580
You are spending too much time here, you're starting to swear like an Australian.

Don't do this.

>>69036622
I would rather beat your ugly face and then dump you in the river

>>69036654
Would you really reach me from down there manlet?

>>69036634
maybe idk
>>69036646
I guess so
>>69036670
how tall are you?

>>69036670
>>69036654
нe cпopьтe, дpyзья

>>69036696
Taller than you ever be manlet

my ban will end in an hour. Finally i can resume shitposting 24/7

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Its Christmas eve.
Everyone is asleep, but me.
I'm sitting in a candlelit room drinking my 6th beer and chatting with my pals at /bantz/ while listening to sad/serious songs.

This is it, isn't it?

>>69036751
so you are insecure about telling your height in anonymous image board?
kek what a faggot and then he has the nerve to tell me to kill myself

Im 190cm. Life is good

>>69036798
buy a small dog and get bigger shoes to look bigger manlet lmao

>>69036834
>t. insecure faggot

>>69036849
Hello insecure faggot

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>>69036819
so tall..

>>69036876
you are doing this wrong
you are the insecure faggot

>>69036899
Not only a manlet, but also doesn't know how t. works.. wow also a brainlet I see

>>69036881
How small are you?

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>>69036881
i can deadlift 190kg

>>69036928
I wrote in the greentext you fucking newfag

>>69036958
■
■ ■

Newfags cant triforce

>>69036958
That's not how t. works you fucking loser manlet

>>69036993
damn you are stupid AAAND also insecure
lurk more faggot

>>69037025
holy fucking shit you loser manlet just stop replying you're embarrassing yourself everyones laughing at you

>>69036759
im still hangover from last night and working night shift.
drink one beer for me as well.

Who else /banned/? Im a bad dude

>>69037071
I got you my northern family member. About to open a Lielvārdes Ozolu nefiltrētais for you.

>>69037063
everybody is laughing at you you fuck face
so you gonna tell me how tall are you or are you gonna act like an underage kiddo?

>>69033654
uh i don't think so. I distance from girls when they seem to show any interest so it wouldn't go too far. So it can't have gone to where someone would fall in love.

is the lith samefagging?▪

>>69037111
based (You)

>>69037174
There is only one (1) lithuanian in /bantz/. He jus't has multiple personalities.

>>69037132
I am literally rolling on the ground because of how retarded you are delusional manlet

>>69037253
you don't even know my height you fuckface you are the real insecure manlet here

>>69037275
5'11

>>69037275
I know that you're a manlet who contemplates suicide every day that's all I need to know you retard

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sleeping next to my doggo

>>69037295
you pretty much hit the spot but why use feet instead of metric system?
>>69037327
I'm not even suicidal you delusional bastard

>>69037401
That's why you are thinking of jumping off a bridge all the time? Anyways just do it manlet

>>69037401
Because it's the manlets' measurement system of choice.

>>69037439
pisk iš čia lohas

>>69037377
mu koer saab 13 varsti, ilmselt varsti sureb ära
jooksuaeg oli tal alles, siis külakoerad käisid külas

>>69037466
I am already so far away from you since you're so small lmao

Merry Christmas, scum! Thanks Jesus, you won't be a reborn, but we belive in it

>>69037487
kill yourself

>>69037525
Is that what you think about all the time? Anyways I would also think about it if I were as small as you

>>69037525
>>69037554
Don't be mean

>>69037653
He started it.

>>69037554
nah I think about killing you with your ugly ass face

>>69037653
cbb durniau

>>69037674
Not only a manlet, but also speak like a real nigga? There really isn't anything good about you.

>>69037665
>b-b-but mom he started it
cringe
little kiddo

>>69037714
Delusional manlet, go into a bath and drown yourself

>>69037713
well better than being ugly ass faggot I can't imagine how shitty my life would be if I would look like you

>>69036944
I'm 176cm tall

>>69037756
I couldn't imagine ever seeing you without puking, but then again I don't ever look down so I probably will never see you

>>69036948
you're strong
I can only do one chin-up

>>69037814
I'm just curious how can you sustain from puking while seeing in the mirror your ugly ass face?
I guess it is impossible so you have to keep a bucket near every mirror in your house so that you wouldn't puke all over the floor.

>>69037913
I bet you live in your basement without any windows and you're mom probably threw away the key because she's ashamed because of how small you are. Anyways your mom is selling her body to support your unhealthy habits.

Enough with bullying this manlet, there's more important things to do.

>>69038001
cringe
couldn't come up with anything better faggot?

>>69037913
>>69037814
>>69037756
>>69037754
>>69037714
>>69037713
>>69037674
>keikiates angliškai

Kāpēc ?

>>69038182
desire for attention

>>69038256
Thanks for the (Jūs)

good lord I hate that guy wouldn't even mind if he would get killed

HAPPY YULEMAS MY SLAVONIAN FRIENDS

new bread
>>69038661
>>69038661
>>69038661

lastu ppostu

I poop
You poop
We poop

girls don't poop, silly

You're mother poop on my dick last night

noooooo

Yes))))

proofs?

My dick is covered in shit

but you'll wash it eventually, right?

I like to smell to remind me of her

you're lying, reee
you don't even know what colour her hair is

White colour from all my sperms

no
you must have weak sperm from all this heat in NZ

I have healthy sperm I am very fertile enjoy your siblings

no
you'r a liar
she's home right now and if I call her and ask to come here she'll answer for sure

Call her and ask if her vagina is sore

I can't discuss it with my own mother

She discuss many vaginal things with me

she doesn't, okay
you don't even know if she trims her pubes or not

And do you? I think not