kangz edition
cara
http://www.strawpoll.me/11948776
http://www.strawpoll.me/11948776
http://www.strawpoll.me/11948776
http://www.strawpoll.me/11948776
gonna do a suicide rather than get a jew dick
is a slag
>>69025711
im marrying her
Reminder that it's not Christmas yet.
genuinely thought that today was meant to be the main celebration. my family always does christmas dinner/presents/etc on the 24th rather than the 25th
>>69025711
*recoils in horror at her breath*
*stops the cavalry*
*triggers article 50*
*kicks the back of your knees so you fall over*
grab your gay card while you're down there mate hahahaha
>>69025450
rasheed
>>69025752
gay marriage isn't legal here lid
>>69025705
>menstruation cycles synced
strangley not the first one to have made this joke
>>69025725
no because it'd be autistic to stay at home alone wih just my gf whilst everyone else is doing a normal christmas
>>69025739
i'm not worried about her complaining to me, i'm worried about her pissing off my family or the hosts.
>>69025755
it is
>>69025785
maybe he's a housewife
business idea: pretend to shoot at the soldier but really aim at the kids
>>69025790
outrageous banter
>>69025796
she sounds like a self-entitled arrogant cunt. bet you're the sub in the relationship.
shouldn't normies talk about their gf ''''problems'''' on facebook or something?
>>69025733
Tip top kek, you lads are always going on about his it's a proper normie general and your gfs and stuff but this poll proves how full of shit you are.
I bet the same people who go on about their normie lives and whatever will be posting here tomorrow like nothings wrong.
Normies BTFO
>>69025851
>>69025796
which one of you is the yank
Hate the taste of turkey lads, much prefer chicken
have to go to the pub in 30 minutes
>>69025825
>when you lose your mate on a night out and find him in the kebab shop later
>try to play a video game
>feel empty and bored
>try to browse the 'chon
>feel empty and bored
>try to attempt a creative hobby
>feel empty and bored
>try to exercise
>feel empty and bored
>try to jus b myself
>feel empty and bored
>>69025838
>she sounds like a self-entitled arrogant cunt
she is, but i assume 80% of women are no different.
>sub in the relationship
her sore vag says otherwise.
>>69025882
you have schizophrenia
>>69025868
agree 110%
>>69025867
make a wild guess
>>69025867
clearly not the one talking about family friends
use your brain, mong
>>69025868
You're not cooking it properly
>>69025867
Don't blame us for everything
>>69025919
>>69025914
proxies are common
>>69025867
I'm the one who went to switzerland to avoid that dumb law or whatever
>>69025899
you're the only sore vag around here mate
>>69025900
but I only have the 'negative' symptoms; absolutely none of the positive indicators and I have never heard voices or hallucinated
>>69025900
no i dont
:p
>>69025922
Chicken is the objectively better poultry.
>>69025929
no there's a yank who posts behind a swiss flag
I'm in charge here
Run your posts by me before you post them, cheers
quite like turnip
terribly inconvenienced by all those people dying and having to look like i care
>>69025938
*turns on my giant hoover*
*sucks up all those twenties*
yoink, thanks normoids
business idea : get money from mum
>>69025934
ahh yes and you're staying there for Christmas too and not seeing any family
such fucking bullshit why are you even trying to keep this up
>>69025969
For what purpose?
>>69025740
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/118dbb9d-54f9-4f56-a9bb-5a5046123408
Subtle rape undertone throughout
thought i had my cursor in the reply box and accidentally said doing a poo in the whatsapp
>>69025868
guinea fowl >> chicken & quail > pheasant >>>>duck>>>goose>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>turkey
>>69025969
you'll never know it's better just to let it go
>>69025988
Ar Bradley spotted on the left
genuinely wish I had an Australian gf lads, mine is boring
>>69025998
I patented this idea a long time ago
im glad we could agree that a roast is the patrician christmas dinner
>>69025981
jou ma se poes
>>69026031
wish i had an 80's american gf who works in a bookshop
>>69026001
because no one has any set against the swiss
>>69025981
I was wondering if I could post something about those perfectly synchronized Swiss posts.
>>69025950
early signs
whites who try to claim ancient egypt are just as pathetic as afrocentrists desu
also, Richard Spencer sounds as intelligent as a high school president.
>>69025999
>getting too bogged down by details.
don't scratch beneath the surface
you might not like what you uncover
>>69026050
me in the plastic wrapper
>finally feeling christmassy
get in lads
we should privitise all television in this country just so the smug cunts in charge just now can get taught a lesson from real free marketeers.
despise that people on BBC/channel 4 think they're successful when they have no real competition
>>69026075
Hmm
Alright go ahead
>>69026029
>Bradley_after_chemo.jpeg
>>69026084
She's fat now anon
>>69026031
how is an australian gf different to a british gf
never had any type of gf btw
Hope you get that sex change you've always wanted lads.
>>69026099
which channels are state owned?
I want her for christmas lads
in desperate need of validation from anonymous strangers
>>69026110
i know. and it breaks my heart i just want cute chloe
bought myself a new hypoallergenic bed for christmas lads
>>69026093
>be "muslim"
>christmas is unironically my favorite time of the year
WEW
E
W
>>69026081
Yeah because you're a fucking NONCE and are scared mummy may is going to lock you up
>>69026099
t. Deano who likes watching the DFS sloth advert on ITV before The Chase
improved our Christmas tree lads :33
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>>69026125
who
>>69026142
RASHEED
>>69026084
hnng why are girls so cute and why am i so ugly
>have to get the bus home in 20 minutes
i just want to sit here and shitpost ffs
>tfw you were a Chad in middle school and highschool
>tfw drug/party culture made it easy to get laid
>tfw all the girls you used to cuddle and fuck for days are getting married/having kids
>tfw tinder ruined my stock of well supplied naivettes
I used to not even have to try, just stand there and make jokes with the m8s all fucked up and some qt would just happen by.
I went from turbo chad to neet with a full-time job...
>>69026149
Idon't know her name
I mean if you really think about it, if Jesus had been a spider the cross would have been a completely different shape.
taking my lorry for a drive on the sidewalk
>>69026178
>neet with a full-time job.
are you fucking braindead pal?
>>69026178
no sympathy kys
The greatest part of life is that you only have to suffer through it once.
>>69026146
*stumbles into the tree after having one too many glasses of bubbly*
ahaha sorry mate what am I like
>>69026146
you've fucked it
AGAIN
Going to have a big wank session and a takeaway
>>69026186
not necessarily
>>69026143
the government are the nonces and nonce-enablers.
I don't want the government to publicly assassinate my character by looking up all the kooky stuff i look up online.
>>69026178
>neet with a full-time job
pillock
>>69026202
>american flag
obviously
>>69026109
is that daisy ridley
>>69026202
The employment is the only thing I got and it's a 13/hr office job
really fucking hate this sad twat "brit on holiday"
utter gimp Tbh
imagine flying half way across the world just to post on /brit/ under a different flag
>>69026222
are you going to pretend to order for 2 people?
NEED a drinking buddy
>>69026178
>neet with a full-time job
stopped reading here
>>69026251
no
only a very similar looking xenomorph
>>69026232
are you at least admitting that you're not in Switzerland noncey boy?
>>69026186
I think if the savior of man was a giant spider we would have bigger problems.
>chicken connoisseur is a gooner
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7bVj-Hf9_E
merry christmas
>>69026268
i don't drink but i need a buddy
>>69026262
you can't be NEET and in employment mate the clue is in the fucking title
>>69026282
No I am in switzerland, listening to the sound of the alpine horns ringing through the alps.
Jodel layyyyy eee oooh
>>69026289
more like cooner
feel really sorry for the people who go on /pol/ all the time tbqh
just a quick browse of some of their threads shows how deeply mentally ill, sheltered, antisocial, bitter, entitled, hypocritical and insecure most of them are
it's especially prevalent in the threads about women and sex that just show how detached from reality they are
t?bh sm?h fa?m
cocaine is a helluva drug xD
>>69026289
he's black what did you expect
>>69026304
What do you call a semi-normie with a job and no education or real connections?
president FART
goofy gf
>>69026223
Well for starters their legs don't bend backwards so they'd either have to face him belly side in or break all his legs to get them in place
RIP AND TEAR
fighting for the future of my race from a greasy couch smeared with my fartjuices
>>69026356
a wage slave
>>69026337
desu baka senpai
>>69026301
Wanna be my buddy, guy?
>>69026334
have you seen /r9k/?
>>69026356
a fucking sad little twat
>>69026363
more of this sperm rocket
preferably not upside down
>>69026334
yeah those are some unhealthy people.
Do I need an actual ID to use in stores or can I use any old ID to prove I'm over 18
>tfw the sibling with the worst career and no gf
>extended family don't care about my life
>>69026215
if you're on holiday why are you spending all your time on /brit/?
rate my project
>>69026386
only if we can fuck on the side
shall be having sex tonight lads
a few years back my sister thinking she was betty big bollocks said she was going to the 'paki shop'
I quite literally chinned her lads, split second reaction and told her that it's bang out of order to call it that and asked her who she thought she was (I'm pretty safe with George, the bloke who runs the local offy)
she hasn't called it a paki shop since
smacked some sense into the little rorkette
>>69026363
hmmmmmmmmmmm
potage please
>>69026415
deplorable and shit
>>69026399
passport or driving licence
nothing else
>>69026356
an utter bellend
>>69026415
alri alex
>>69026415
its a bit shite alex
>>69026363
>>69026399
you'd know if you were actually over 18
Britain will be in a rough shape for a decade or two after Brexit but I honestly don't think the EU can last 20 years without collapsing, it's on its last legs already
we might do okay then
>>69026425
I'm a femboy though is that okay
>>69026445
havnae seen this gif for a while
>>69026406
>tfw no close at all with the extended family and never see them
>>69026429
it's "packy shop" not "paki shop" you utter cleft, it's short for "package shop"
deck yourself
>>69026450
m8 shut up yeah?
>>69026415
h8anime/10 but it looks well done also there are two posters under the swiss flag
>>69026334
pretty weird isn't, they get so defensive as well whenever you try and genuinely give some advice, /r9k/ is worse I'd say in terms of how jaded some of those people are. i get racist bants and w/e but make any joke about white people and the graphs come out
HAHAHAHA ALEX THE FUCKING ANIME NONCE
>>69026406
>>69026473
>taking packages to the offy
methinks not
some fat cunt just tried breaking into our house via the chimney, kicked his fucking head in
>tall
>great frame
>great insertions
>big willy
>gorgeous blue eyes
>fast
>strong
>smart
>witty
>lovable
Feels good.
What are some things you like about yourself lads?
>no gf
>no mates
>nobody at work likes me
>family live too far away
going to spend christmas on /brit/
not even have a dinner, bought myself some chocolate from thorntons and wrapped it up
Just been to Christingle lads
>>69026473
actually it's called a pakmonger
>>69026399
>>69026438
we have an 'adult proof of age card' for neets like with without a licence
@69026437
@69026442
@69026444
@69026482
@69026491
thanks guys lol
my little ledge of a dad whipped his xmas jummie on
his brother is a banker lmaoooo
>>69026508
nihilistic
intelligent
wicked sense of humour
>>69026450
The EU is literally just another method for the Germans to cause chaos across all of Europe. Nothing has changed, it's just still in the very early stages of violence.
i'd rather spend christmas alone than with my loving, tight-knit family
a hard life, this is
>>69026504
>>69026508
You can fuck right off
>>69026508
>>69026511
two very contrasting posts here
2016 not over yet motherfuckers
>>69026508
my fingers are quite strong so i'd be able to give some great massages if a girl would ever let me touch her
>>69026538
I respect the first half of his jumper.
>>69026569
shit music do not care
>stall on OHP
>still make gains on curls
>curls now equal to OHP
Should I just end it?
>>69026569
why swear? are you 16?
Why are there older SJWs and communist freaks?
Leftovers from the hippy era?
>>69026508
are you me?
saw the waiter from my favourite local restaurant at the cinema the other day
he was on his own looking kind of sad
the film was that new space one, which turned out to be just some romance film more than a thriller or adventure.
>>69026596
people that made stupid life choices and want success handed to them instead
>>69026603
I see a lot of people alone at the cinema
>>69026521
I can't drive but I use my provisional license. Exactly like a normal license except its green instead of pink, universally accepted as ID.
all i want for christmas
is caucasiaaaannnnn (gf)
>>69026600
No, I'm better than you in every way.
*jumps in my safe space*
hehe x)
>>69026626
>boomers
>stupid life choices
i dont think so tim
>>69026591
>curls equal to ohp
what is your ohp phamily.
>Tfw haven't lifted or eaten properly for 3 months
>tfw gains all gone
Ever take such a massive shit your bum hole stays slightly stretched out for a bit?
I do that on the reg.
>>69026596
Changing their views would be like admitting they were wrong.
Could you imagine an edgy rebellious teenager admitting that their parents were right after-all? Same principle.
So they switch to cognitive dissonance mode and get more extreme with their views.
>>69026591
What muscles does overhead press even work? Always considered it a meme lift even though it's heavy compound just felt absolutely no desire to do it.
>>69026656
*converts it to islam*
Rich teas are the biccies of kings
Digestive plebs need not reply
>>69026387
>>69026488
I think the difference is between /r9k/ and /pol/ is that /r9k/ KNOWS they're not normal, they're aware that they're freaks and failures. They hate the world but they're aware it's because of their own jealousy.
/pol/ doesn't even realise this. They think they're in the right, that everyone secretly thinks the way they do, that their way of looking at the world is true and that some sort of malevolent secret order is trying to deliberately destroy society, /pol/ thinks they're the only people awake to see it and only they can save the world- or in worst case scenarios, they hope society does burn and die because they don't like the way it's gone. Everything is the fault of other people and groups, never themselves.
communism bad
capitalism good
>>69026683
do kegels
>>69026651
That armenian girl HOT!
got fancy steak for dinner. bought it from the village butcher. free-range, organic, locally sourced. know the butcher so got a discount. gun b gud
cooked well done of course
>>69026660
A lot of boomers aren't successful, it's just that there are a LOT of boomers
As a whole they've also ruined a wide variety of industries and lifestyles.
Not a big fan 2bh
>>69026714
almost all of shoulders you melt, it's one of the 4 key compound lifts
*spends ages thinking of a barely interesting post*
*attaches a gif or image of a cat*
Allah ackbar 2bh lads
>>69026415
better to have Japanese language support in your computer Alex
>>69026742
good post
>>69026714
delts, triceps, chest to some degree, the core to a small extent.
>tfw used to clean the bar up before OHP but then i nearly fainted this one time with 70kg over my head so i started doing it from a wrack
>>69026767
good bait
>cooked well done
good try lad, good try
0.38/10
Please help me lads
I made out with this chick before she went on a three month trip to Europe. She seemed like she was pretty much into me, we had been kind of friends for a long time but had never done anything until then. She texted me a lot the days after and shit. Then, during her trip, I texted her first once and she did three times or so. The last time, she texted "greetings from Copenhage", I answered "how you doin there gyal?" and she didn't respond. This happened a month ago and I didn't contact her since. She did neither. She came back a couple days ago, letting all her social media know and shit. I want to fuck her. Should I text her or will I only get to waste my time?
She ain't the pic related chick, but that doesn't matter.
>supposed to have a girl over today to cuddle in onsies and watch saw/eat Chinese
>went on a outing last night
>had a very awkward third wheel
>somehow we managed to order $200 in sushi
>split the bill three ways even my orders only cost $30
>Silent the entire car ride
>get asked if anxious or if I'm "out of my element"
>realize how autistic I've been the entire night
Don't think she's coming over today... sent her a good morning txt and it's almost 9am and she hasn't responded...
Just gonna end it honestly
>>69026734
at least some truths are discussed there, it isn't like it is entirely based on fantasy.
WHO WANTS TO HAVE HOMOSEXUAL SEX WITH MY ROMANIAN FRIEND?
>>69026463
>>69026678
35kg, but I do 3x15
I like my steak still in the field
>>69026714
Delts, Rhoms, Traps and Lats
It's a pretty important lift but it's certainly not the only lift you should do for shoulders.
>>69026775
>>69026792
>delts, triceps, chest to some degree, the core to a small extent.
Definitely a meme lift. All these groups can be hit much better with other exercises.
>>69026807
/pol/ is good only as another viewpoint to consider
one should never unironically fully adopt /pol/'s viewpoint though.
>>69026812
>3x15
for what purpose
>>69026804
Copied this shit from my original post in /adv/ so there ain't pic related, but however
>>69026833
UNCOMMON
>>69026734
good explanation but a lot of /r9k/ does blame everyone else and 'society' for their issues. a lot of them aren't very self-aware
>>69026807
yeah I'm not saying /pol/ is totally wrong, a lot of the stuff there is spot on, but unfortunately the overall atmosphere and mindset of /pol/ is toxic as fuck
>>69026812
>3x15
why
>>69026838
shut up you're an idiot be quiet
>>69026804
>>69026858
not a single pixel
found out that there is a cause for everything wrong with this world ans this cause is the jews
>>69026812
Switch to 3x5 until you can do 60kg battyboy
>>69026591
>ohp
biggest meme there is
>>69026833
RARE
>only good thing on telly is Corrie
What a state
>>69026838
Not gonna make it.
>>69026851
absolutely right about that normie.
>>69026805
>good morning text
fuck is wrong with you
>capitalism
>good
Hmm yes, 10% of the people owning 90% of the money, yes, a perfect system indeed
>>69026804
just text her you wuss whats the worst that can happen?
>>69026918
all virgin islanders should be killed
>>69026868
>>69026782
happy christmas mates x
>>69026924
Is that bad?
>>69026918
mate I can do 30 weighted pushups with perfect form in my bedroom
I would spark you with one punch
>>69026926
Hello edgy 14 year old
>>69026926
>massive govt interference in the market is capitalism
ah yes
>>69026926
I don't think you know what capitalism is mate
so this is it then
christmas
hmm
>>69026972
is it snowing?:3
>>69026926
Why don't the 90% of people just do what the 10% of people did to get the money instead of sitting at home complaining about it on the internet?
>>69026734
>/pol/
>This is what's wrong with the world and how to fix it. We can change things for the better by taking direct democratic action and electing this man because of these reasons. And this is why shit in our lives is our fault and how you should change and act to live a fulfilling life and be happier.
>/r9k/
>Wahh everything is broken but none of it is my fault. I have literally zero control over my unhappiness, it's all those fucking Chad's and normie's and white women's fault. It's the fault of society that I'm a neckbeard that has never kissed a girl or applied for a job, I'm powerless to stop it. Fucking bitches and whores, they're ruining my life by not jumping my dick. I'm a prize catch for women if only they gave me a chance.
>PSN sale
shit
>Steam sale
shit
hmm
>>69026956
I'm sure you can fatty, meet me outside the local in 20 mins
>>69026986
t. has rich parents who had rich parents
>>69026853
>>69026891
High reps for size innit.
>>69026954
have you not posted in a while?
>>69026954
thanks mate, hope santa got me the gf or death i asked for
>>69026954
thanks mate x
>ask mum for grand theft auto for christmas
>she gets me gran turismo
@69026964
t. citizen #365886686645
updated tag / correct identification credential / proceed to your lifepen citizen / nutritional slop awaits you
>>69027020
you banned me nobend
>>69026991
haha why do /pol/ autists take themselves so seriously?
it's like you don't realise how stupid and wrong you are
>>69026851
to have a sensible political outlook, it's good to take a sprinkling of ideas from various platforms and outlets from various sources and listen to all kinds of people- even ones you may not necessarily like or respect, to come to an ideology that makes the most sense to you
right now I'm a liberal nationalist.
>>69026940
Meeting with her and don't fuck dat hoe
>>69026942
All roaches must hang
>>69026956
fite me 1v1 and not on the interent, see what happens fag.
>>69026969
>>69026970
I don't think YOU know what it means
>>69026955
no, it's quite common
>>69026964
>>69026970
>>69026969
t. le "free market will fix it" retards
manager just put this on facebook from the christmas party
shall be wanking to it shortly
>>69027013
>High reps for size innit.
meme
>>/pol/
>>This is what's wrong with the world and how to fix it. We can change things for the better by taking direct democratic action and electing this man because of these reasons. And this is why shit in our lives is our fault and how you should change and act to live a fulfilling life and be happier.
>>69027013
anything over reps of 12 is pretty much endurance training and how on earth do you expect to progress at any reasonable rate doing sets of 15?
swap to 5x8 if you're dead set on doing volume
>>69027038
GTA is PEGI18
>>69027053
what you on about?
>>69027038
>ask 88 year old gran to get me GTAV
>she gets me a VHS of Gran Torino featuring (and directed by) Clint Eastwood
>>69026986
because then whatever the 10% did to get 90% of the money wouldn't be worth 90% anymore
>>69027069
wish this virgin would fuck off desu
>>69026986
>Why don't the 90% of people just do what the 10% of people did to get the money instead of sitting at home complaining about it on the internet?
Ah yes, forgot about how I have to back the 9th century and just become king and literally everyone after me has inherited a disproportionate amount of wealth that is used to make more wealth centuries after centuries.
>>>/pol/
>>>This is what's wrong with the world and how to fix it. We can change things for the better by taking direct democratic action and electing this man because of these reasons. And this is why shit in our lives is our fault and how you should change and act to live a fulfilling life and be happier.
This where I come to get radicalized?
>lifting
for what purpose? you'll still be ugly and awkward afterwards
the crown is a very good series
gotta love the fedora posting at /brit/
>>69027072
t. if we just try communism once more retard
>>69027070
>american pronunciation
awful, just awful
>>69027074
think i read this 1 month ago
frankly disgusted by the literal chads itt discussing weight lifting
>>69027102
the old 'you're the janny' gimmick
>>69027125
foy
>>69027127
But now I can be ugly and strong.
>>69027111
I am here forever
the world is a dystopia BUT the world cannot be a dystopia since it is actual when a dystopia is fictional therefore the world isn't a dystopia
>>69027155
you can lift weights and still be an autist, just look at half of /fit/
Just bought a vape lads haha
>>69027129
how many upskirts are there per episode?
>>69027155
Don't worry lad, they're still autists but they're autists who think a bit of muscle will cure them of their autistry
They're like an advanced level
>>69027127
Strong ugly people are more attractive than ugly weak people.
>>69027139
yeah it was probably me that posted it
>>69027155
i weightlift but havn't had sex in 4 years and am horribly depressed and get no more female attention than i did befoe, despite being in shape
>>69027155
weightlifting is an autistic hobby
as soon as i got a gf my gains went away.
girls will disgusted by how much you eat,
and by how little regard you will have for fashion (because jeans/trousers rip on you)
>>69027175
how do you qualify to live on a virgin island?
>the transwoman at christmas
Suffering lads.
>>69027213
wizard status
>>69027175
R A R E
A
R
E
>>69027204
rare flag
>>69027213
be virgin
>>69026926
Why do you a priori assume a uniform distribution of assets is best?
>>69027134
>my face when Americans call renty seeky dosh bonanza "capitalism"
>>69027011
Nah actually not really
You're just lazy
>>69027114
pick a trade, work in it, save money, start your own business in that trade, use it to make money.
>>69027234
haha newfag, he posts here twice a year what a newfag you've never seen it haha
it's time to sort the 4chan folder out again
>>69027252
no, i'm making fun of you for pronouncing "capitalism" KAPPEETUHHLISSMUH
>>69027159
eh? first time ive heard of this.
>a priori
>>69027192
Have you seen the 'social gains' threads?
True, raw autism.
dragon ball z
>>69027255
haha no i have rich parents and am successful. your country's delusion that rich people deserve what they have is embarrassing desu
>>69027279
how many devon posters are there? :\
>>69027239
this is so purposefully of incredibly bad taste it might as well be art
oh, sorry, what? not on purpose?
haha oh wow
>>69027213
The name is deceptive, people start fucking as early as 8yrs here, it's one of those developing, ultrra-normie hell holes.
>>69027290
any normies in?
are girls really as open to anal these days as the internet would have me believe?
>>69027314
it's a big county (for you)
south devon master race
>>69026508
bullshit filter:
>5'10'' KOM, mummy calls him tall
>delusionally average frame
>delusionally average insertions
>6'' delusionally average willy he has never put inside a female
>run of the mill blue eyes his mummy compliments
>won a sprint race with his pals on the playground in year 4
>delusionally average lifts
>delusionally thinks he's ''smarter than average''
>thinks he's witty because he finds 4chan funny
>thinks people love him but they only treat him nice out of pity
got to go to mass tonight.
bloody livid!!!
>>69027336
literally no
unless you find a dirty slag and/or mentally unstable bint
>>69027337
torquay cunt
>>69027324
you should change the name to pedophilic rape islands
>Haha you /pol/ losers don't realise how wrong you are.
>The general public will never back your crazy extremist minority views like a Trump presidency or Brexit. Just shows how wrong you are desu
>>69027357
t. Higgs fiedl
>>69027368
Not a lot of pedophilia desu, it's not adults that are fucking 8yr olds, it's other 8yr olds.
>>69027308
lol
One day they'll cut you off and you'll realize how much of an idiot you're being
can't see the colour navy
to me it's just black
>>69027390
its weird how white she seemed in misfits and then she's black in GoT
>>69027390
>>>
>posting fanny
won't someone think of the janny
>>69026897
Why tho?
not sure where feminists get the idea from that "only an enthusiastic YES means consent". i don't think I've ever waited for a "yes" from my gf. usually it goes from foreplay to me pulling down her knickers and her spreading her legs without a single word being uttered
Paki here. Tell your fucking mother I said Merry Christmas
>>69027422
There's not fanny on display
>I forget to include an image when I hatpost
>>69027405
those infants are diddling infants
it's exactly what pedophilia is
>>69027343
Imagine being as triggered as you lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujH9F3n6qu0
>>69027444
then why did he delete it ? :)))
>>69027389
Well none of those things have yet happened.
>>69027432
they're talking about one nighters
drinking one of germanys finest beers
>>69027432
reported to the police
>>69027473
alri janny
Has there been a general consensus reached on how many wheel ups in a row makes you a direct rudeboy?
>posted a while ago about getting a text from a random number at saying nobody at work likes me
>found out today who it is
>it's the only person i thought might have liked me
ahh yes
>>69027429
rather not say
>>69027389
If you seriously think Brexit and Trump are extreme or the extent of what /pol/ believes in, you're either willfully ignorant or baiting
>janny is "working" on christmas eve
>>69027389
the most embarassing thing is their "wake up sheeple" mentality when their views are just the worldview of mouth breathers worldwide with some extra antisemitism on top
got banned for posting a nsfw image that was actually sfw :/
>>69027432
i tried doing the 'consent at every stage' thing with my gf once
and she literally told me to shut up and get on with it. she said and i quote 'You see a pussy, you fuck it'
only beer worth drinking is the ballon d'ors
>managed to get under 80kg
>Christmas and New Year is going to ruin everything
>>69027493
what have you done since then
>>69027493
It's time to make their work lives a living hell lad.
Could not forgive anyone doing this to me.
when is the snowman on
>>69027511
>having a static IP
>2016
lol ultra-runt
>>69027511
I don't understand why 4Chan even has sfw boards, the whole site is banned in most workplaces.
will 4chan be a complete free for all on christmas day? don't tell me the jannies have to ''''''work''''' on xmas day
>>69027502
surely he must be getting a bonus
>>69027515
t. povvo
>>69027493
>getting a text from a random number at saying nobody at work likes me
why would they send that?
>>69027477
>Trump will never win the Republican nomination, you're crazy
>Okay, but Trump will never win the election, you're crazy
>Okay, but Trump will never get the electoral college votes, they'll rebel and vote for Hillary, you're crazy
>Okay, uhhh, b-but no-one wants to play his inauguration! Drumpf btfo again
>>69027515
It's fucking shite lad
Aldi/lidl beer is shite
>>69027490
wrote my thesis on this
conclusion was three wheel ups was how you knew someone was a direct rudeboy
>>69027493
don't remember this lad - what's the story?
stop calling me a povvo
sing me a song
Janny said and i quote 'You see a hotpocket, you eat it'
>>69027549
only one way to find out
>>69027493
Someone in work once sent me an IM bitching about me, they thought it was going to another staff member
Stopped trying to engage in work from then on, speak to people only when necessary and always use the side office to avoid people.
>>69027567
alri powo
>>69027493
take your illegal assault spoon to them and carve them like you would your halal roast
The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>69027580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq7WZTzkLQ
>>69027493
poo in their desk
shall be cranking out a quick shower before heading to my uncles with the family for some food and beverages
leaving at 6
wank y/n?
>>69027547
I was actually replying to you (or another devonposter) saying 'good post' when I found out I was binned
>>69027548
not in america
>>69027583
laughed so hard I shit myself
mind you I was on the loo already, I just shat out some more shit when I laughed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjwXsfmzwys
Janny said and i quote 'You see a fedora, you ban it'
this may offend you
>>69027621
all my posts are good
>>69027608
your average jew isn't responsible for this other than I am for the Iraq war
do one
>>69027417
>cut me off
anon i already earn a living, just supplemented by inheritance investments and using a home i didn't pay for :)
cracks me up when yanks act like everyone is born equal
google image "your name" + the hedgehog
and post the result
I have to say it, I am antisemitic. This isn't something born of stupidity or frustration; but an enlightened choice, the rational conclusion of many years of delving in the history of this world. The truth is extremely delicate to hear, and moreso to fully grasp. Indeed, the whole affair is terribly, mind-blowingly cryptic and hard to grasp, but thankfully, countless infographics jammed together with shit and piss in drunken fury were enough to make me understand the gravity of the situation. It is a wonder how the picture of mean looking, hook-nosed individual, preceded or followed by a quote that can't be found anywhere else (because it is so secret and HIDDEN), mentioning the destruction of the white race using countless nefarious means has gone a long way to convincing me that the jews as a whole, and as every single individual taken one by one, are one and all dedicated to making one skin pigmentation take precedence other another. A tremendous machine, billions and billions of shekeldollars used every second, with only one goal: making everyone brown. Now that your eyes are open, fight with me, brothers! Fight against them who control all for nothing!