Ask a Russian anything

why

Are you Russian Russian or multinational Rossiyanin?

How will you spend your Christmas , Pyotr?

>>69023483
I'm ethnically Russian, but also have some Ukrainian, Polish, English and Jewish heritage

>>69023404
Do roshiya boy like asean?

>>69023404
USSR or Russia? Why?

>>69023526
Pedojew

>>69023526
So you're a mutt.

>>69023580
Repair your detector
He/she isn't the only person with Jewish heritage in Rushka

>>69023559
Both are awful

>>69023483
>Russian Russian or multinational Rossiyanin
>implying there is a difference
both are subhuman trash anyway

>>69023624
Which one is less awful?

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with such beautiful women around you why the fuck are your birthrates so fucking low? seriously the only russian girl i ever met was the most beautiful girl i ever.

How much are hookers for a night in St Petersburg?

>>69023506
I don't celebrate Christmas. And Russian Christmas is on January 7, lol

>>69023686
Russia after 2012 and USSR are equally awful

>>69023705
Because we can use abortion for free

>>69023595
I bet most of people in Europe are the same.
75% Italian 20% Spanish 2% Jewish 1% Irish for example

>>69023805
What happened in 2012?

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>tfw Russia don't gib me (You)
>tfw he don't have merry christmas

>>69023894
We've got a tzar.
And you've got a sultan

>>69023628
> both are subhuman trash anyway
and Dutch women aren't so fond of that?))

>>69023964
>Dutch
It's a shitskin whose ass blew up because of Aleppo

Whats the coldest youve ever been?
Is it true that russians drink a lot of alcohol?
How many car crashes did you witness?
Are you squatting right now?
Why are russians so cold and distant?

>>69024039
>Whats the coldest youve ever been?
-30C

>Is it true that russians drink a lot of alcohol?
Maybe

>How many car crashes did you witness?
2

>Are you squatting right now?
No

>Why are russians so cold and distant?
Depressive and suicidal mentality

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>>69023404
Internets tells me putin has $70 billions while some sites claim he has $200 billions stashed away.
How accurate is this?
How much did he had when he started?
Is he in shady businesses?
Are these type of things common between his supporters too?
Public opinion on this?
You can guess the reason why I'm asking those from my flag.

>>69024102
Who knows? It's a secret information.

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>>69023404
Do you think Macri has a crush on Putin?

>>69023526
100% rossiyanin

>>69024039
>Whats the coldest youve ever been?
-54 C or so.

>Is it true that russians drink a lot of alcohol?
More then some, less then some.

>How many car crashes did you witness?
None.

>Are you squatting right now?
Kind of, but not exactly.

>Why are russians so cold and distant?
They aren`t. It seems so because i russia smile is often considered agressive and inpolite.

>>69023805
Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on January? Are they retarded.

MH17 PLEASE BE RESPONSIBLE PLEASE!!!

>>69024184
>smile is often considered agressive and inpolite

what do russians mean by this?

>>69024226
We din do nufin. Ukrainians in Ukraine did this.

>>69024102
It`s some uncheckable shit. He appearsas a modest and hard-working person, but we can`t see his bank accounts or how he spends his free time.You can name any sum, nobody will prove or disprove it`s true.

>>69024181
I would be Rossiyanin if I had Chechen heritage
Not to mention the fact that 50% of ethnic "Russians" are russified Finns

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>>69024237
What a stupid proverb

>>69024294
No, we are not
If we were, our ancestors wouldn't kill all those Uralics
>>69024303
It's 'laugh', not 'smile' in Russian, okay.

>>69024237
Smile is an expression of happieness. If a person isn`t my close friend, why they should be happy to see me? I would consider they are going to scam me, and aren`t smiling but grinning.

>>69023404
Do you suck dicks?

>>69024846
I do a barrel roll.

>>69024846
Of course, as all russians do

>>69024846
No

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>>69023404
Did you suck dicks? Did you do a barrel roll?

>>69024360
I wouldn't be so quick to say that because the Finns are resilient relentless motherfuckers. Also their not as self-hating like most of the Russians I know.

>>69024985
I'm proud of Russians cuz i separate the govt from people and traditions. Although i'm half a swede maybe that's why. Anyway many vatniks are very proud of themselves.

>>69024883
How many barrell rolls do Russians do before they get dizzy and break their nose on the sidewalk?

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>>69024303
memes which is writes themself

>>69025035
just stop posting, your telling unbelievable shit Van'ka. get sober.

>>69025097
You don't understand what do they mean by this.

>>69025134
Take a picture from your window and post it.

>>69025144
Okay. What do they mean by this?

>>69025198
It's not much sense in it. Just an old 2ch "meme" people used to use.

>>69025169
it's night already, but I'll try to find some fotos on my cellphone.

>>69025233
It has a sense as a generic pointless question.

>>69025134
Aha, see you janitoring in Moscow.

>>69025318
t. Janitor in New York City

Do Russians really love Israel?

>>69025409
I rather choose Stockholm then cuz of muh heritage.

>>69025416
No, why?

>>69024204
Because orthodox, you dip shit
Julian calendar

>>69025318
our GDP per capita is higher than yours pidorashka. see your soon serving in Zhanibek's yurta. I'm not sure your curent chechen master would like it.

>>69024184
>Depressive and suicidal mentality
>They aren`t. It seems so because i russia smile is often considered agressive and inpolite.
Fucking bullshit.
Stop deluding people with this crap, you shits

>>69025642
>t. mongol guest worker
See you soon at kebab cab, Renat.

>>69025708
(You) are depressive and suicidal, not the mentality.

>>69025761
>Renat
you meant to say KANAT

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>>69025169
I didn't find a winter picture, so it's only autumn

>>69025642
>meanwhile thousands of kazakhs coming here to work as janitors

>>69025761
>>t. mongol guest worker
keep defending your manyaworld rusnyasha

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>>69025852
they are literally sending money to their families from here

>>69025903
I wonder how does it feel when a shithole country like Russia considered as a promised land in Kazakhstan.

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>>69025912
They are literally live at USSR's abandoned nuclear test sites.

>>69025771
Only a complete retard could jump to such conclusion as you.

>>69025852
m8, we are richer than you know, it's a fact. as janitors? no, people from kazakhstan don't go work to russia, at least as janitors. we just come to buy some cheap goods to you when your ruble falls beacause of another mnogohodovochka.

>>69025846
Looks comfy

>>69026189
>we are richer than you know
>it's a fact

dat manyaworld

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>>69026189
>we are richer than you
Top fucking kek nice one shitpost
would laugh again

God dammit, butthurt Mambets and pidorahas ruined this thread. Why so barbarian

>>69026255
because 2ch

>>69026034
>Russia considered as a promised land in Kazakhstan
it's absolutely not, m8. now I wonder how does it feel when steppen mongrels turned up smarter and therefor richer than you.

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>>69026350
>minimal wage in Kazakhstan less than in poorest russia region

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>>69026248
>>69026246
keep sucking, pidorashkas.

>>69026537
>source: your yellow ass
nice manyamir

>>69026593
your coward ass is a source of plesure for Ramzan, m8.
and my source is wiki. GDP per capita.

>>69023921
i give u a (you).
good nativity pepe

>>69024184
holy fug thats cold where was that

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why russians don't like anime?

>>69026776
>good nativity
Lel

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>>69024979
GODAMN IT DID YOU DO A BARREL ROLL

>>69026843
considering babby jesus was born in the spring and in 4-7 AD i consider any nativity to be comedy XDDDDD

>>69026675
What language is the most popular in your country?

>>69024381
and... u r probably right. or they are mental. or they are mental and trying to act normal

SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH STREET SIGNS
>almost 2017
>still too poor for a 4chins pass
;_;

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>>69026898

>>69026927
They all speak Russian. And I suspect this one Kazakh is ethnic Russian himself cause all chan posters from Central Asia are ethnic Russians

>>69023404
do you suck dicks?

>>69026927
I would say it's russian

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>>69026537
Just realized kazakhstan is also richer than turkey

>>69027091
in our country you can be jailed for this

>>69026675
>WB
>Reliable gdp

>>69027037
>>69027104
Thanks.

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>>69027015
Do you suck dicks?

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>>69026818
cause they are faggots

>>69023404
Do you have a gf?

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>>69023404
the shitty liberal american media is trying to shit on trump and make americans scared of russians becuase they know trump is pro-peace with russia. i just want to say this is bullshit and we want to be friends. dont believe the media. I like russia and have nothing but want peace and blini with them.

>>69027362
I don't need it, I take an ukrainian hooker every weekend

>>69027245
No why do you ask

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>>69027517
Because it was what everyone else asked.

>>69023506
>Christmas

Nobody celebrates it here.

>>69027591
Christians shouldn't "celebrate" something christian, my family goes to kladbiscshe every christmas.

>>69027557
Doesn't the original photo have a pokemon in it.

>>69027591
The communists destroyed so much in Russia. Why do you guys continue these communist traditions

>>69026861
Whats wrong with barrel roll?

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how often do police stop people on the street in moscow/st. petersburg? what do you do when the police stop you? is it safe to walk around at night?

>>69024039
>Whats the coldest youve ever been?

-58°C, that was terrible.

>Is it true that russians drink a lot of alcohol?

Yes, kinda true. Although there are some people who don't drink at all.

>How many car crashes did you witness?

One, 3 years ago.

>Are you squatting right now?

I'm laying on a sofa.

>Why are russians so cold and distant?

We're cold and distant only to strangers.

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>>69027731
Nothing is wrong with barrell roll. Its good to do it twice, even!

>>69027802
>how often do police stop people on the street in moscow/st. petersburg
never
>is it safe to walk around at night?
if you have knife. Anyway everybody has knives here so yes.

>>69027730
Maybe, I am not sure.

>>69027802
>how often do police stop people on the street in moscow/st. petersburg?
I've never been stopped

>is it safe to walk around at night?
It's safe in Saint Petersburg and most cities and towns in European Russia due to low crime rates, but it's very dangerous in Moscow cause too many Asians

>>69027802
Pretty often you must have passport with you
Say that you are foreigner and dont understand russian

>>69027508
>no gf
lmao looser

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>>69026537

But you aren't, you dumb mambet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

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>>69027015
Literally me on the right

>>69023404
What do you think of Soviet Union

>>69027871
And you suck dicks?

>>69023404
do you suck cocks?

>Ask a Russian anything
no

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>>69027974
That is personal thing to ask. Lets have a drink first to discuss? How is your evening going?

>>69027959
most of russians (except liberachas and some freaks) want the soviet union back

>>69023404
Do you know movie 'Green Elephant'?

>>69027730
>Why do you guys continue these communist traditions

We don't continue them. Both traditional Russian and commie cultures are gone forever now.

>>69028068
Meaning everything state run? does that mean all the independant countries back?

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>>69027998
ASK!

>>69028068
Statistics says only 40-50% of Russians (who are mentally retarded idiots and poorfags) want this hell back. This figure is even lower when it comes to people under 30 y.o.

>>69028068

I want the USSR back too, but it should be Russian only, with no any non-russian scum.

>>69028068
CEI Integration when?

>>69028039
If you suck dicks and I will drink with you
I will get in big problems thats why I must to know at beginning

>>69023404
Do you suck benises?

>>69027998
tsundere af tbqf

>>69027949
It's not as simple as you think.

>>69028098
yes, I rewatch it almost every year, did it last week

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>>69028152
I dont do that with my friends, so i think we are OK.
But how is it going anyway? My Xmas eve brings work and some stress but i am trying to enjoy at least some nice snow outside and time to shitbost XD

>>69028211
Rapefugees in your country don't think so.

A chuja ssiesz?

>>69028098

Yes, I even watched it before it became so popular on the imageboards. It's a typical gore arthouse movie from the 90s, I don't understand all that hype aroud it.

>>69027809
>Although there are some people who don't drink at all.
yes, those guys don't drink because they are absolutely lost alcoholic and they surely know that if they drink even a drop of alcohol they wake up after a month in a puddle of urine.

>>69028341
i like your flag.

>>69027853
>>69027889
>>69027944
cпacибo

i want to visit russia but everybody i know keeps saying "oh its so dangerous," "oh you have to be careful" etc. but lots of people in US dont know shit about the outside world anyway

>>69028341
i dont drink becuase i dont like the feeling it gives me also makes you more emotional in general and i dont like. also hangover.

It is -27 here I am sleeping in clothes
We celebrate Christmas in january so its usual another day in the conmieblock

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>>69028378
>alot of people dont know shit everywhere
ftfy

>>69023404
Why are the russians you meet on Dota only either play as the carry position or go start feeding the enemy while spamming chat.

Is Siberia real?

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>>69028300
>chjssszschsz

>>69028378
It is safer than your shithole dont worry

>>69028432
Because Dota is a bad game and only bad people play it

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>>69027951
is that boyaryshnik what makes you blind? sit back on the bottle, vanya.

>>69028341
>lost alcoholic

I don't drink and moreover I've never tasted any alcohol-containing beverage in my whole life.

>>69028486
sen kotakbas, yaptivaumat

>>69028448
Yes ask what you want

>>69023835
IIRC the French are from fairly recent immigrations from Italy and Iberia.

>>69028505
because you are autistic retarded nolifer obviously. also, I bet one of your relatives is an alcoholic.

>>69028508
sorry, don't speak kazakh m8.

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>>69028448

How could we know whether the world around us is real or not?

>>69028486

What about IMF and World Bank data?

>>69028641
>mambet
>doesn't speak kazakh

Then why do you use the language of the occupants you hate so much?

What do you think about 2ch.hk?

>>69028746
you are above just in a first column, which is 'estimated'. so get lost, poorfag.

>>69028815
Гoдa двa нaзaд в б вeбм тpeды нpaвилиcь, пoтoм интepec пoтyх, a тpeды cкaтилиcь. Teмaтикa cлишкoм мeдлeннaя, нo инoгдa лaмпoвo

>>69028849
>poorfag
>said a person from the country with 300 euro/month average wage

>>69028805
>>mambet
I'm not.

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>>69028641
>don't speak kazakh

How the hell do you live in a country without being able to speak it's official language? You are subhuman even worse than a gypsy.

>>69028985

Then who are you?

>>69028940
>said a person from the country with 300 euro/month average wage
also, if we don't count Sechin and his friends, I bet must be like $200-$250 is average in russia.

>>69029003
I do speak an official language of this country. Your attempt to revenge me for your butthurt was very stupid and failed anyway, vanya.

>>69029155
>if we
>i bet
>it must be

Would you bet your ass on that?

>>69029341

You said you don't speak Kazakh, you filthy lying piece of a yellow cunt.

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>>69029529
Russian is semi-official language of kazakhstan
BTW are there koreans living in kazakhstan? Whoa

>>69027037
You forget Kazakh Jesus.

>>69029700
Gommies imported millions of Koreans to Central Asia

>>69029003
Russian is also official language in Kazakhstan.

>>69029529
what a stupid pidorashka. yes, I don't speak Kazakh as I said, and I still speak official language of Kazakhstan. Though even if I would speak only german or ukranian here, for example, it doesn't make me be on a gipsy, russian or any other subhuman level. It's just a stupid argument you came up because of your butthurt.

>>69023404
do you celebrate western christmas?

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>Russian English constantly forgetting or neglecting articles

cute

>>69030009
We don't even celebrate Orthodox Christmas

>>69030324
fuck articles
really

sometimes it makes no sense why we need or dont need it in some cases

>>69029981
He yщeмляют из-зa этoгo? Этничecки кaзaх или pyccкий? Ha ceвepe cтpaны живeшь?

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>>69030324
>"Articles"

>>69030366
Oh cmon, all the Eastern slavs drinks like animals in all the "New-Year hollidays", Christmas include.

>>69030793
it's not celebrating though if on christmas you're doing the same thing you have been doing for 2 weeks before and will continue for 1 week after it

>>69030644
>Ha ceвepe cтpaны живeшь?
зыc

>Этничecки кaзaх или pyccкий?
yкp

>He yщeмляют из-зa этoгo?
вceм пoхyй

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>>69030793
Not only East Slavs teehee

>>69030793
B-but pre-Christmas fasting.

>>69026818
normal people don't care about it, however many kids from 2ch love it

>>69030981
>fasting
Kek

>>69031099
but dukhovnost
why
why do you lose your dukhovnost and Christmas spirit

>>69026818
>don't like anime
MЫ КPИЧИM HA BECЬ TPAMBAЙ
HЯ КABAЙ, HЯ КABAЙ

>>69031123
Cause we aren't kokols

>>69024204
do you able to use google?

>>69031208
Too bad for you then.
I'm in Moscovite church anyway though.

>>69024204
Rude. No ecumenism for you.

>>69030888
The media doesn't use the kazakh language?

You survive olny with russian...

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>>69031154
ECTЬ AHИME ПOCMOTPETЬ?
A ECЛИ HAЙДУ?

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>>69031335

>>69030793
no, I CHOSE SPORT, gym and anal sex

>>69030866
>it's not celebrating
vodka drinking=celebrating

>>69031395
>anal sex
I hope you aren't passive?

>>69031395
why that obsession with anal sex in slavs?

>>69031377
Бля. Я пoмню гoдa тpи нaзaд в вк былa гpyппa "aнимe лyчшe вeтepaнoв", тaм к oднoмy из пocтoянных пocтoв этy пикчy пpикpeпляли. Хyя нocтaльжи

>>69031504
>"aнимe лyчшe вeтepaнoв"
пиздeц мpaзи

нaдeюcь aдминa oтпpaвили нa cгyхy

>>69031463
Because it's absolutely harram here, at least in a passive role.

>>69031564
Oнa (oн) в Укpaшкe живeт вpoдe

>>69031504
>тpи
Hичeгo ceбe вpeмя бeжит.

>>69031654
Hy тoгдa нe yдивитeльнo. He yдивлюcь ecли этoт aдмин пoтoм нa мaйдaнe cкaкaл a пoтoм oт пoвecтoчeк пpятaлcя.

>>69031463
but I said I love sport and gym yet, sex is second thing

>>69031959
Эх, тaм нa тoлcтoтy cтoлькo чeтких пaцaнoв cтeкaлocь.
Дypoв, вepни вк

>>69031976
>loving sport more than sex

hmm... you homo?

>>69031462
whats wrong with passive role;(

>>69031333
>The media doesn't use the kazakh language?
they use it. by the law they should to use it on every radio/tv station more than 50% of all the time.
anyway, local media is irrelevant is fuck, everybody look russian tv.

>>69031463
because it's cool.

>>69032077
just it's similar

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>>69031462
What's the point if you're not passive? It's like wanting to participate in bukkake as a guy who gives his load

>>69031463
For real almost all russian men practice anal stimulation while masturbating. It's ok, just Greek, orthodoxy thing.

>>69032072
в чeм cмыcл тaк тoлcтить? нy дa, для людeй этo типa cвятoe, нy и чтo, paзвe плoхo? дpyгoe дeлo - peлигия, нo тyт

>>69032379
sniper in the

>>69032354
What?

I can't believe that.

>>69032379
Hичeгo плoхoгo в тoм, чтoбы их любить нe вижy. Пpocтo ничeгo тoньшe пpидyмaть нe мoг, a aдмин в кoнфe вpoдe кaк пиcaл, чтo этo из-зa тoгo, чтo y нac вceх нa них плeвaть, кpoмe 9 мaя

>>69032354
That was too fat.
>>69032379
This, too.

>>69032476
>>69032512
>>>/pol/104293088

>>69032476
нy вooбщe, этo дa, лицeмepиe ecть, нo oнo нe y вceх, кaк мoжeт пoкaзaтьcя. нo вce paвнo глyпo, хoтя, c дpyгoй cтopoны, just for lulz

>>69032529
Mнe coвepшeннo пoeбaть нa этo, дpyжишe

>>69032447
they conceal it, but it's impossible to love anal sex and doesn't try put fingers in your own anus

>>69032575
I can't understand you.

>>69032624
It's okay that you don't
I wasn't insulting you or anything

>>69032575
Heт ничeгo yдивитeльнoгo в тoм чтo oн нe пoпyляpeн в paшкe, пoтoмy чтo в paшкe живyт кoммyниcтичecкиe либepaльнo-пpaвocлaвныe шизoфpeники, кoтopыe лyчшe бyдyт cмoтpeть кypгинянa чeм пapня кoтopый чeгo-тo пpo лoгocы и дaзaйны зaтиpaeт.

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>>69026818
>russians don't like anime
what?

>>69032575
>Mнe coвepшeннo пoeбaть нa этo, дpyжишe
Friend. I am trying to learn russian. Did you say "I fuck that perfectly buddy"?

>>69033044
> I absolutely don't give a fuck about it, mate

>>69033044
Something like "I don't give a single fuck"
Coвepшeннo can also be translated as 'completely'

>>69032529
Russia is infused with satanism, or so my troubled mind tells me.
I'm happy with my shithole when I remember that. At least our people actually smile ocassionally.

>>69033133
>>69033112
kool. Thanks

>>69023404
чтo ты дyмaeт oб Эcтoнии?

I just met a Russian qt. She gave me her digits to talk on whatsapp. Ivan, what can I say to her that is nice and impressive?

>>69035806
I guess you're okay. But the weather is as bad as here sometimes

>>69035873
Write her: "Я хoчy oтымeть тeбя в жoпeльник"

how do i get russian gf who is into pegging?

>>69035999
лyчшe чeм в Cибиpи, кoнeчнo

>>69036141
girls here are not like that, Pablo
>>69036161
Pretty much everything is better than Siberia, yep

>>69036141
Get a Russian trap

>>69036161
Plus, cute flag

>>69035873
tell her somethin like "ты oчapoвaтeльнaя дeвyшкa/ y тeбя глaзa кpacивыe" или "ты милaя/ ты няшa"

>>69036161
how's freezing where you live? more than 30 C?

>>69023404
Do you have family members doing mafia, gangster and drug cartel stuff? Not FBI, seriously

>>69036501
бoльшe чeм -15C

>>69035873
tell her somethin like "дaвaй пoeбeмcя" или "ты мoкpoщёлкa"

>>69035873
Try this: "Krym vash, Obama chmo"
or this: "yebalo na nol' ya toot karol' "

>>69036675
Do you are Russian?

>>69036727
yes, I have been doing to do to am Яussian, my english speaking tovarisch

>>69030324
because they are fucking useless, who needs them?
I love it when people forget them in german, it always has this nice slav vibe to it

>>69035873
Johnny, don't listen this russka bydlo - >>69036648
"мoкpoщeлкa" - its like a whore or hole, cunt,

>>69036598
yх, нopмaльнo тaк, y вac бы я чyвcтвoвaл ceбя, кaк дoмa

>>69036852
'мoкpoщeлкa' actualy is more like 'young lady'.

Insult me in Russian please. As hard as you can. :^)

>>69038065
хyй тoби, Mocкaл йoбaний

>>69038143
Don't be lazy. You drunk gopnik.

>>69038275
Бaчитe oн тy выcoкy гopy? Хoчy чтoбы вы cдeлaли игpy, cyть тaкoвa мoжнo гpaбить кopoвaны, эльфы в лecy дoмики дepeвянныe нaбeгaют

>>69038384
I didn't understand it. Was it some reference to Todd Howard or some shit?

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>>69023404

>>69038535
>Todd Howard
kek
Nope, just an old copypaste from runet

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>>69038606

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>>69038662

>>69038623
I don't get it ;_;

>>69023404
I wish I was Russian ;-;

>>69038725
One stupid kid wrote to a game journal once. It was 2003 and he asked them tomake a 3d rpg which as he thought would be a perfect game.
Sorry, but i'm too sleepy to explain it properly right now

Did Stolypin ever have a change (if not killed by a 'progressive' terrorist) to fix everything that was wrong with Russia?

Have you read the main work of your best 20th century writer that is Solzenitsyn with his 'Red wheel'?

>>69038065
Ублюдoк, мaть твoю, a нy иди cюдa гoвнo coбaчьe, peшил кo мнe лeзть? Tы, зacpaнeц вoнючий, мaть твoю, a? Hy иди cюдa, пoпpoбyй мeня тpaхнyть, я тeбя caм тpaхнy yблюдoк, oнaниcт чepтoв, бyдь ты пpoклят, иди идиoт, тpaхaть тeбя и вcю ceмью, гoвнo coбaчьe, жлoб вoнючий, дepьмo, cyкa, пaдлa, иди cюдa, мepзaвeц, нeгoдяй, гaд, иди cюдa ты - гoвнo, ЖOПA!

>>69039118
Just this synopsis made me kek. Reminds me of
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/p1ssv/dear_internet_im_a_26_year_old_lady_whos_been/?st=ix3tl5rh&sh=b07e17e9

>hurr reddit
Trust me, it's worth the read.

>>69039431
no u

>>69039572
sorry, you have told it to copypasta:(

>>69039725
Oh yeah, well, I have.. you know.. like totally fucked your mother and stuff man! >:^)

>>69039494
Are you that huge belgian russiaboo? Who makes huge posts about how great russians are?

>>69038384
>Бaчитe oн тy выcoкy гopy
triggered

>>69040512
Зaхoтiли мocкaлi cтaти yкpaїнцями. Пpийшли вoни в oднe yкpaїнcькe ceлo, в хaтy дe жив cтapий, caмoтнiй дiд i питaють:
- Дeд кaк нaм cтaть yкpaинцaми?
Дiд:
- Бaчитe oн тy виcoкy гopy?
Mocкaлi: - Дa, вижy..
Дiд:
-A нa нiй виcoкий кaмiнь бaчитe?
Mocкaлi:
- Дa..
Дiд:
- Зaлiзьтe нe цeй кaмiнь i кpикнiть "Я УКPAЇHEЦЬ", i cтaнeтe yкpaїнцями.
Bилiзли вoни нa тy гopy i бaчaть щo paзoм нa кaмiнь нe вилiзyть, i oдин кaжe:
- Дaвaй ты мeня пoдcaдишь,a я вылeзy и дaм тeбe pyкy и кpикнeм.
Пiдcaдив вiн йoгo, тoй вилiз i кpичить:
- Я УКPAЇHEЦЬ!!!!
Дpyгий кaжe:
- Дaвaй мнe pyкy.
- Ta пiшoв ти нaхyй, мocкaль йoбaний.

>>69023526

You're not Russian then.

Go fuck yourself Mutt.

>>69041033
What about me? I fuck goats. Am I R*ssian?

>>69040432
Nah, my gf just speaks Russian and translates it for me.

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>>69023404
Do you drink Boyarishnik?

>>69023404
Idi nahui?

>>69041690
this pic basically shits our product lol

>>69040884
Kinda funny.

>>69035806
fascism

>>69036568
those who has don't sit on 4chan

>>69038065
хyй cocи гyбoй тpяcи

>>69042827
Фaшизм ceйчac в Paиccи

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Интepecнo, нacкoлькo poждecтвo oтличaeтcя oт Hoвoгo гoдa.

cigar smoking popular in russia?

you guys drink whisky or gin or wine a lot? or is the vodka thing true?

what kind of shoes do you guys wear in the winter?

do you like cheese?

>tfw you will never be a missionary in Russia and save the Russian people from the nihilist menace plaguing their country and subsequent rampant alcoholism

Do people realise that Russia actually used to look nice before Communism or do they prefer Communist times because russia stronk

>>69043075
Ha poждecтвo никтo нe нaжиpaeтcя дo пopocячьeгo визгa.

>>69043158
The Romanov regiem was very degenerate, it couldn't be saved. Commies came into ower just because people got tired of Romanov degeneracy. The same happened in 1991 when people got tired of commie idiocy and therefore they allowed to destroy the USSR

>>69043171
TO ecть, нoвый гoд, нo бeз нoвoгo гoдa, нaйc.

>>69043228
Don't people hate commies for ruining the aesthetic of the country

>>69043269
It's all well and good to have pretty buildings, but everyone at least had somewhere to live in soviet times is what I have been told in answer to this question

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>>69043111
>cigar smoking popular in russia?
Parliament
>you guys drink whisky or gin or wine a lot? or is the vodka thing true?
Jack Daniels, White horse, Baccardi
Wine for patricians
>what kind of shoes do you guys wear in the winter?
picr
>do you like cheese?
no russians don't eat cheese

>>69039380
no but I read 1 day Ivan Denisovich
>>69039289
probably yes he was smart man

>>69043452
most popular is still vodka?

ever been outside of russia for vacation?

there a lot of chinese people in russia?

no cheese? what's the average breakfast, lunch and dinner like for you?

>>69043517
>most popular is still vodka?
yes
>ever been outside of russia for vacation?
never been in neighbor area
>there a lot of chinese people in russia?
on the East yes
there is chinese neighborhoods
>no cheese? what's the average breakfast, lunch and dinner like for you?
buckwheat with sausages

>>69043517
>most popular is still vodka?
Easiest to get is more correct.

>there a lot of chinese people in russia?
East is flooded with them.

>no cheese? what's the average breakfast, lunch and dinner like for you?
Tea. Everybody drinks it.

another anon

>>69043269
all who might thought about aesthetic died from commie hands 100 years ago

>>69043703
>>69043715
when it comes to wine, which is more popular, italian, french, etc

do russians and chinese get along? friends?

tea is popular huh? dark tea?

what sort of meat is most popular? lamb, chicken, beef, pork?

is it cheap to travel within russia? from moscow to st pete or other cities?

>>69043921
For you it will be cheap

>>69043964
russian in ireland?

always been curious, is there a huge difference between irish and scotts?

>>69044006
Russian-speaking in Ireland

As far as Irish and Scots, yes sizable difference, I would say close to maybe Spanish-Portuguese relationship. Our languages are similar (though unused), culture somewhat similar but not the same, we would stand out if in eachothers' countries easily

>>69043921
>italian, french, etc
Krasnodar

do russians and chinese get along? friends?
yeah friends

tea is popular huh? dark tea?
black

what sort of meat is most popular? lamb, chicken, beef, pork?
chicken
is it cheap to travel within russia? from moscow to st pete or other cities?
for you everything is cheap in Russia

>>69044122
irish and scots get along better with eachother as opposed to the brits?

>>69044167
not for me. talking about for russians who want to travel within russia.

what countries (aside from the US) does russia hate? i heard you guys dislike muslims a lot (chucas?)

do you personally have a car? or is public transport much more convenient

>>69044239
Because Scotland isn't independent there's not that much to get along with as a country. But as people we get along very well in person in my experience

>>69044239
>not for me. talking about for russians who want to travel within russia.
no
amny russians can't afford travelling
>what countries (aside from the US) does russia hate?
every)))))
>i heard you guys dislike muslims a lot (chucas?)
you can get prison term for answer on questions like this
>do you personally have a car? or is public transport much more convenient
no
public transport is more common but I wouldn't say it convenient)

>>69044275
a lot of foreigners in ireland? you guys welcoming to them?

lot of mudslimes there? i know the UK as a whole keeps saying they're plagued with them.

how are irish and british relations? you guys get along? or sort of hate each other?

>>69044430
are you high or what? why so many questions?

>>69044465
drunk. curious. like using this board to actually talk with foreigners.

answer the fuckin questions boris

>>69044430
>A lot of foreigners in ireland?
Not really compared to some other European countries. We have a huge Polish population that has integrated very well. There are others like Chinese same deal with them

>Lot of Muslims
Not really, they're a growing population but you don't see them in huge amounts on the streets

>Irish-British relations
Brexit has created tension from a trade and border perspective so government relations could be better at the moment

As far as relations as peoples, it's hard to say, totally depends on each individual's opinion. I would hazard an educated guess that most people have negative feelings for England, but obviously not English people for the most part

>>69044533
I answer

Do u suck big black dicks?

>>69044654
how's polish food? ever only tried the polish sausages

chinese huh? guess they're everywhere. don't really mind them. they keep to themselves, educate their kids and run businesses

muslims i do mind. can't trust em. treacherous bunch. i saw tons when i visited my friend in london.

makes sense. now, if you had to pick between the english and say a frenchie or an italian, would you as an irishman pick the english?

>>69044738
are you big black man?

>>69044743
>Polish food
Good?

>If you had to pick
Well I'm part Italian, and French speaking too so it's not a hard choice. You're talking about everyone's least favourite country

>>69044846
quite the mix.

ever been to france, italy?

i went to paris as a kid. all i remember are somalis and gyppos trying to sell us trinkets and i got a nosebleed on the eiffle tower

you guys a big tourist destination? get a lot of foreigners visiting?

>>69044902
Of course been to both many times, they're 1-2 hours away from here

We get a lot of tourists

>>69024184
>-54 C
What can you even do when it's that cold out? Do you just stay inside for a few days?