Aussie Aussie Aussie
https://youtu.be/oKk-2Pu2N8g
https://youtu.be/oKk-2Pu2N8g
https://youtu.be/oKk-2Pu2N8g
Edition
>2017
>still 'ah yes' posting
ah yes
you say newfag, I say newfriends :)
cara
first
>>69022207
OI OI OI
Merry Christmas lads.
>>69022121
>articles about the islamic state always wrote "the so-called islamic state" in order to not appear offensive to muslims by legitimizing it as an actual muslim "state"
>/brit/ began ironically using "so-called" to mock articles like that
>soon "so-called" was expanded to include anything, not just stuff about muslims and now its just used randomly.
any man in
>>69022232
>>69022233
need you both out of business
>>69022234
really good post this
Felicity
Hope I get Funzo's lower back pain chair for Christmas
>>69022214
sweat retention
Is it gay to like Coldplay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
Dad just told me not to stay in my room playing videogames while family are here
pengest RUNT
>>69022252
A true gimmick academic
>>69022263
VERY slow
unusually slow
Plymouth squad reporting in
>>69022281
tell your so-called dad he's a nonce and to fuck off
>>69022278
bobfoc
>>69022279
Coldplay are normie dross
so lonely
so alone
>>69022223
>rosario vampire
Christ lad I think I watched that when I was like 14 or 15 too, I remember actually enjoying it but I had lower standards back then
>>69022279
Yeh
*sends you to the slaughter*
i find that hairy pussies have a particular musk that turns my dick into diamonds. pheromones?
>>69022302
Torquay reporting in
all my family hate me so I don't have to go anywhere for christmas
I can just stay in a roll a massive doobie
>>69022279
don't give a fuck what anyone says about them, I like their music
>>69022302
How is Plymouth?
Grimsby reporting in
why is everyone so tall these days?
Need a gf from Essex
Grimesby reporting in
>>69022342
*does a think*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*does a harder think*
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>69022354
you reppin the arcade?
>i find that hairy pussies have a particular musk that turns my dick into diamonds. pheromones?
>>69022299
missclicked the fucking captcha so i had to do it all over again
>>69022338
shall be expected to leave the house tomorrow but will chuck a tantrum instead. will update you all on how it goes
>>69022279
yes
>>69022278
Hope the tights gf I ordered arrives before tomorrow
Where is the /brit/ Christmas party tonight lads?
>>69022279
no but it's gay to be a jap haha xx
>>69022321
yeah kill me lol it's poo
>>69022239
>american heritage
aunt sent me a happy christmas text and I replied with 'fuck off' haha
off to do my christmas shopping lads ahahah let's hope there's somewhere to park LMAO
>>69022335
meet me outside the Elephant in 15 mins and fight me you fucking cunt. Bring your chelston massive benders too.
>>69022362
t. manlet mcmanletface
>>69022375
how are you so quick normally if you have to do captcha
always assumed you had a pass
>>69022362
70s saw the rise of manlet-shaming
>>69022388
yui's house
who /rolyefamily/ here?
>>69022395
*kills you*
>>69022393
Watched Shiki? thats a decent vampire one, bit slow at first but the payoff is gr8
>>69022378
could literally doxx you by triangulating your position from the distances were i so inclined
Name a country colonised by Europeans that was better before colonization than after.
>>69022375
>he doesn't use captcha 2.0
>>69022366
why would you want one of those lad
>>69022387
me too anon
>>69022411
I'll be opening her present waheyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>69022388
right here
bring your own drinks
>>69022388
PARTY AT MY HOUSE LETS AVV ITTTTTTTT
>>69022391
i am going to still your gimmick x
>>69022395
screenshot or its a load of bollocks
imagine if you were him
>>69022378
as my father what?
Put a finger in bum while masturbating.
Pretty okay. Haven't had anal in 5 years haha.
>>69022378
>gag reflex as absent as my father
>>69022430
ur dads house
>>69022434
why WOULDNT i lad
slags and their accents make me weak at the knees
got a semi from just thinking about it
Lads you have to be 16 to buy a scratchcard right?
I'm almost 23 and can't remember the last time somebody ID'd me for a pint, some woman then in the Co-op nearly had a meltdown because I didn't have ID to buy two fucking scratchcards.
Have I missed something or is the age still 16? It wasn't even an old lady either, she was quite young.
>>69022452
*kills myself*
>>69022279
gayest band in england lad
am leaking some form of cum atm so the phimosis penis looks particuarly bad
>>69022408
i had a pass but i didn't renew it because i kept getting banned for gimmicking too hard
>>69022431
whats 2.0? if you mean clicking the pictures i do because i'm too lazy to type them in often
>>69022428
i've not but i'll add it to the list
desu i think i've spent more time rewatching k-on than watching all other cartoons combined
>>69022438
enjoy your scarf
>>69022430
a lot of Africa
Official non-country list:
Luxembourg
Liechtenstein
Belgium
Andorra
San marino
Iceland
Kosovo
Montenegro
East Timor
South Sudan
>>69022452
Not even a Nazi but you have to be a proper gonk not to admire their aesthetic.
christmas is a pile of shit
hate it
>>69022429
You dumb fuck Im legion4life. I was in a park and saw this guy looking at an underage girl I knew was 17 raping her with his eyes, when me and my friend confronted him in front of his family about being a sick pedofuck, he tried lauging it off. He wasnt laughing when we came back with hot coffee throwing it all over his family. You would never have the balls to be Anonymous you dumb fuck.
>pic related
Me and my wrecking crew.
>>69022474
i'm 27 and some little twat once asked me to prove i was over 16 when buying petrol for my car. luckily i buy fags in there all the time and the woman at the other till told him off hahahah
>>69022511
Ireland
>>69022430
south asia
>>69022501
>desu i think i've spent more time rewatching k-on than watching all other cartoons combined
I kind of get this feeling from most of the animeposters here so you're not alone
How do I become a cute anime girl?
Bearing in mind in 6'5" and built like a shit brickhouse.
>phimosis
ah yes, the 4chan disease
So I'm currently munching on the so called Westphalian ham
>>69022492
piccie for the lids? x
>>69022526
I don't get it though, I get it with alcohol if they look around 18, ask them becaus esome look older, but it's quite fucking clear I'm not under the age of 16 (i.e. in year 10).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYFQQB9vqPw
Wtf I love Australia now.
>>69022342
The low £ value is good for companies that want to export, something we will need to do more of once we leave the EU
>>69022551
just like being bent
telegraph are cuckservatives. only the spectator is worth reading
got yer nose!
>>69022565
hmm i guess i couldn't get banned if i posted it in britfeel on /r9k/ right
>depression
hmm, the reddit "disease"?
>>69022514
no-one comes even close to their aesthetic
>>69022549
its impossible
bet on your next life
me and caralad have struck up a bit of a rapport recently :3
>>69022511
you forgot Germany
>>69022593
give it back or i will pulverise you
>>69022593
gib et bak
>>69022580
>8 (You)s
noice
>>69022595
just upload it to imgur and post the link
gross chebs
>>69022605
me rn
>>69022604
*goes to /britfeel/*
>>69022605
yeah well poo
>>69022580
hmmm
>>69022657
god that looks so tacky
>>69022654
is that seaman?
>The economist
>The FT
These are the ONLY 2 publications it's acceptable to read, anything else is pure runt material
just heard the mom cough lads
>>69022470
I'm really not sure of what you're on about
I don't think I see the same thing as you la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bticsSYg6Co
got paraphimosis lads
where should I go for Erasmus lads
>>69022604
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>>69022679
Yeah I think so.
>>69022658
alri ribena
>>69022551
having phimosis leads to becoming the type of person who retreats to 4chan
>>69022274
shes perfect
would marry
>>69022682
good gimmick that ft one was
>>69022511
In what way is Iceland a non country? It's just an island, what else do you expect?
>>69022699
central African republic
*exposes you*
>>69022682
ah yes, I sure love reading articles from so called "experts" about how brexit will cause economic Armageddon and WW3
meanwhile in Vermont
>>69022700
Not going to fedora your copypaste
imagine actually telling your mates that you're depressed
just imagine it
>>69022707
I cured my phimosis but now I have a short frendulum so it will probably snap if I ever have sex and it will be very painful
>>69022699
japan
>>69022717
should be the property of denmark
i find that hairy pussies have a particular musk that turns my dick into diamonds. pheromones?
*swills his glass of wine*
>>69022707
This is so fucking true, I bet at least half of us here have or have had phimosis
>>69022746
you're a big guy
has it become okay to admit you go to 4chan? the creator of Rick & Morty just said he goes to /co/ a lot, but I would never admit to coming here even though I only float between 3 blue boards
I shall be spending Christmas with the so-called 'wife ooo'.
>>69022696
remember peeling back my phimotic foreskin once and got an erection at the same time, i got scared because i couldnt put it back, had to wait for it to die down
>Zara and Mike Tindall lose their baby
quite sad lads
>>69022757
for you
>>69022758
if i was an untouchable superstar like ronaldo i might
but not if i was putting my brand at risk
>>69022752
unironically had a glass of wine with my lunch earlier. you know me so well! x
>imports some betamethasone topical steroid cream from overseas to treat my phimosis
ah yes, much better
never had this phimosis thing
http://www.consilium.europa.eu/prado/en/VAT-AO-01003/image-228926.html
post interesting passports.
>>69022752
>turns my dick into diamonds
publishing my research in to how different food stuffs feel when vomiting them
ribena: makes your sick purple
water: if you are vomiting pure liquid usually it flies out of your mouth like a rocket
cereal: goes out the body in little chunks
nothing: spend like 5 minutes trying to get rid of a small bit of sick that's stuck in the back of your throat
milk: absolutely freezing when it comes out
>>69022743
>your mates
>>69022772
one less benefit sponger m8
i find that hairy pussies have a particular musk that turns my dick into diamonds. pheromones?
*injects insulin*
1 christmas bf please
*gives you a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates*
imagine having mates
imagine having a girlfriend
imagine being happy
>>69022754
i think i had it when i was younger, sometimes my foreskin would crack after wanking because it was really tight and i'd have to not wank for a week to let it heal, sometimes i just wanked anyway but i'd always end up regretting that after.
>>69022452
no thanks
I'm in love lads
>>69022430
Australia, at least abos aren't shitposters
>>69022814
How's GCSE politics treating you mate?
>>69022835
what am I supposed to do with these?
>>69022805
This website is better
https://www.passportindex.org/
It's just a picture of them all that you can click on
I want a life, but then I imagine being a wageslave and commuting and realize i'm much happier being a waste of space
phimosis is the LEAST of my problems
>>69022743
was contemplating reaching out to an old mate from high school last night so i could whinge to somebody
thank god i didn't do it
>>69022805
*fires a gun*
do you guys rub your frenulum when you fap? the feeling is fucking exquisite because it's very sensitive
>>69022869
abos don't even have electricity
>>69022873
Third rail trains are gay.
>>69022905
Imagine for a second being a K-ON doing musical things and shit.
>>69022907
started to recently, quite nice
God rest ye merry, gentlemen.
Let nothing you dismay.
>>69022904
Good lad
>>69022470
I was like that
having lived with an essex lass at uni for a year it's the complete opposite for me now
>>69022869
before colonialism the Great barrier reef was thriving
After it and it's dying
Coincidence, I think not
>>69022841
the wikipedia page seems to say its quite common until puberty.
i doubt i helped anything with the way i first starting wanking.
i used to do it through clothing and when i would cum i'd hold it shut for a couple of minutes to minimise the staining of my undies
>>69022879
>Guatemala
howling
>>69022929
why are our trains so shit
>>69022879
But it's just the front cover tho.
>>69022948
what put you off lad
>>69022949
only takes like 30 years for a reef to fix up anyway iirc
For Jesus Christ our Saviour
Was born upon this Day.
business idea: bullet trains across Britain
Top 5 Cities in the UK :
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Cardiff
4. Hull
5. Belfast
>>69022692
must be blind
>>69022934
>>69022986
are you really a Christian?
>>69022986
jesus aint real kiddo
listening to some vinyl
>>69022986
do japs all go to kfc tomorrow or is that a meme?
who here /driverslicense2017/ here?
>never got one when I was a teenager
To save us all from Satan's power
When we were gone astray.
>>69022997
what am I missing out on then lad, tell me
How do Deano and Sharon spend the day tomorrow?
I want to hear from /brit/'s most eminent Deanologists
>>69022949
Honestly don't give a shit about this so called reef
>>69022934
having friend who drink tea and shit with
sounds fun
>>69023025
why would grime need vinyl
>>69022990
>Hull
whats even in Hull? I hear its a pretty big city but I never hear anything about the place or what goes on there ...
> listening to some vinyl
On a train reading neitchsze
Sat next to a grown woman who is reading harry potter
Women lol
>>69023036
i'm 23 and i don't have a driving license
>>69023036
me probably
>>69022909
That's the point
>>69022949
Yeah, that too, the reef is getting bleached from the global warming of Australia's "high HDI" and their beer-soaked piss
>On a train reading neitchsze
>>69023052
grime started out on white label vinyls, they're an integral part of the scene
dumb underage kid
Merry christmas, hope everyone has a nice time.
>>69023039
You just wouldn't get it
>>69023025
lmao that cracker prize table
>>69023077
that's a shame pal had mine since I was 16 years old. Having my permit at 15
>>69023036
hey that's MY gif
on topic: failed my driving test like 2 weeks ago, have to wait until the 12th of january to take it again because of this shit holiday
I wonder how Tim will celebrate Christmas
will he just continue making videos?
>>69023077
that's ok when you live in a cuntlet with only one worthwhile city
>>69023105
Thanks, Merry christmas to you too, have a good day.
>>69023103
that fucking webm always gets me
>>69023025
> so ugly that their face is considered art
>>69023036
>>never got one when I was a teenager
eek barbadurkle, someone's gonna get laid in college
got my gf a 50% discount voucher for an arsehole bleaching
EL CHILENO
>On a train reading neitchsze
>>69023065
idk never been outside of america
>>69023103
gotta admire little edger
>>69023107
I'd like to know what you see in these creatures, the 'slag'
>>69023145
me in the pic
glad my state still has bars that allow smoking tb h
>On a train reading neitchsze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
They were quite aesthetic
>>69023181
Their absolute nymphos and their accent just makes me crumble lad. I dunno, you arresting me or what?
are you dumb cunts seriously falling for his weak fedora bait?
> inb4 you fedora this post
>>69023192
must be a right bumfuck redneck state
>>69023151
neitchsze isn't natso you fatso
>>69023031
eating bone'd fried chicken on this day is becoming normal, so you can get them pretty much every place, even in a grocery, mos burger and other fast food restaurants, not limited to KFC
>>69023013
Me was the smartest kid in my sunday school
now i am another fedora tipper
>On a train reading neitchsze
>>69023226
>redneck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tsVYEo0tIL
any Bloodborne man in
>watch porn
>suddenly british accents
can't masturbate to this
eugh
>>69023121
probably
>>69023239
wow a christian jap, surprised you haven't been beheaded for being a heathen yet tb h
>>69023226
alaska actually. feels free
>>69023230
no but only alt-right fedoras read neitchsze
doing it in public is just extra cringey
what did he mean by this?
The Pengest Nigger Ep. 8 Miami Fried Chicken (East Croyden)
>>69023335
BOY
>>69023345
poor horsey and doggo :(
deep web dealer sent chocolate coins with my order lmao
cute
Quite cold
Daisy Nursery celebrating Christmas in Damascus, Syria
>tfw rorke finds out nurseries in syria are whiter than the ones in britain
aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
>>69023373
>deep web dealer
autistic af
>>69023209
so privileged to have expert deanologists in these threads
distinct lack of Michael Kors bags though
>>69023335
bruh
>>69023357
*BUY
>>69023327
any BRUMMAAAAAYYYS EEEEERE waaaaannnnneeeerrr say wot ya tap wa'er is loike
>>69023389
forgot pic lel
How do I become more masculine?
I'm tired of being a skinny sissy boy.
Help me out, /brit/. My sweet girlfriend of 2 years has a new job at the local refugee center and has even started to learn Arabic on the side.
I have a bad feeling about this. She is a pure white, blonde, blue-eyed Aryan lady and I trust her, but I've read so many stories about activist women doing the dirty with the mudslimes. I can't imagine my girl doing the same. What do I do to get rid of this paranoia?
Also, why is it always women who end up engaging in prosocial behaviour, in activism?
>>69023396
no not really it's cheaper
>>69023373
weeb merchandise seller sent me a origami swan
>>69023408
nonce
>I use the dark web and use monero to purchase contraband
this phimosis pic ain't going well the camera won't focus
yeah alright m8
*walks into another room*
>>69022581
except imports also cost more, and most companies exporting are importing more raw materials in order to export the produce
>>69023305
t b h there even is a baptized christian in imperial family
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Tomohito_of_Mikasa
>>69023449
it's far cheaper
why wouldn't you desu
>>69023396
street dealers, statistically speaking, sell poor quality drugs.
>>69022581
>increasing business costs is good for business
this here good lad
40mg of valium with two shots of everclear
>>69023418
well she probably is fucking rasheed
most women are ruled primarily by emotion as opposed to reason, it's the same reason most are liberals
>>69023413
pics
>>69023209
Top analysis
>deleted
Janny confirmed for Deano
>>69023433
i got one of those too
currently in my room
haha
>>69023509
hope you die x
Decided to sit in the living room with a coffee for once for politeness because it's Christmas Eve. Was literally sat down no less than 3 minutes when a bunch of cars roll out and my mum's rando mates pour in being extremely gregarious and speaking at top volume for no fucking reason.
Promptly left to my dark, quiet room. Probably have autism but I would much prefer to be here than down there.
IVE GOT THE POWER
>>69023512
you'll probably be hatted for this post
how do bitcoin markets work? are bitcoins not realy expensive?
>most women are ruled primarily by emotion as opposed to reason, it's the same reason most are liberals
> you'll probably be hatted for this post
chesh is v. thirsty boi
why do so many of you sad cunts go on holiday and then spend your days on /brit/
fucking atrocious
Den grams amber leaf?
Are you tading de piss my friend?
>>69023569
stop doing the fedoras you faggots
>>69023569
he's right you know
>>69023575
just a gimmick
>he casually appeals he is taking benzodiazepine
um hm
a bit lack of originality for one's gimmick
>>69023566
Bitcoins don't have denominations like 5p, 10p, 50p etc.
A single bitcoin is worth a lot yes but you can pay 0.00XXX bitcoin.
>>69023590
dunno why I'm creasing so much
>>69023590
I..ummm er... I umm y-yeah mate t-ten grams *looks nervously to the /brit/ lads outside who are crying with laughter*
h-ha.. actually just this flump mate t-thanks
>>69023538
I got a stash of fent and a gun for backup for that
>>69023590
i can literally see one of the packets though
>>69023590
Could have found a better paki bossman pic. That guy looks borderline white. Could quite conceivably just be an old white man.>>69023610
DON'T STOP US NOW, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, WE'LL TURN IT AROUND
YES, WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
Love this show
>>69023649
why did you (you) me