What happens here?

>>69021333
None of your buisness kiddo

>>69021349
you should let your colonies go tbqh

>>69021396
They voted to remain part of France. All our colonies voted to leave or remain. UN tries to make us leave them but we don't want to, and they don't either.

>>69021396
they are actually a department

>>69021463
And they're bigger than many yuropean countries hehe

Tax evasion

>>69021436
but, except for the space launch centre, what good do you gain from keeping that place? I mean, outside its capital it's a complete wasteland and you keep paying for their asses. do they even have any worthy natural resources?

>>69021526
>do they even have any worthy natural resources
Gold. A lot. Sadly it's being stolen by illegal BRHUE HUE who use a shitton of chemichals and polluate the shit out of the place. At least the FFL can train by going after them.

Really? I didn't know that at all.
Why do the country has colonies though the country is modern developed country?
My country had colonies until 1945 but now do not have.

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>>69021793
>Why do the country has colonies
It's not colonies. These places are french territories, and their people are french, they can come to metropolitan France (the part of France in Europe), and metropolitans can go there freely.

>>69021793
because your country was on the axis side

>>69021952
you can call them what you want, in my eyes they're also colonies

>>69022010
Whatever. They are doing better being part of France than rather being on their own.

>>69021952
That’s a good excuse.

>>69022047
You are still in by 1945?

>>69021333
best rockets launchpad of the world
big chunks of untouched jungle
poverty & crime
illegal hue and surinamese digging gold illegally
training ground for the most psycho guys of the Légion
tiny scratch = immediate lol40diseases

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>>69022155
yeah totally

>>69021436
Yeah fuck the UN honestly

>"usa we dont like your non self governing territories"
>"let them vote on it"
>"ok"
>vote to remain same status
>UN triggered
>a short while later...
>"usa we dont like your non self governing territories"

>>69022010
Why are they colonies but nobody says Siberia is a colony?

>>69022047
why didn't you keep all the african countries as french departments in that case?

>>69022392
Because Siberia is actually physically and historically part of Russia?

>>69022398
cuz they voted to leave duh

>>69022422
Why is there something special about being attached by land even though most of it is desolate shithole

Seems very arbitrary when Portugal had colonies in Africa for longer than Russia had owned Siberia they were thought of as colonies but Siberia wasn't

>>69022496
by that definition Scotland is a British colony.
oh, wait, it actually is

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>>69022422
Angola/Mozambique/Guinea(/Brazil?) have been part of Portugal for longer than they have been independent, and for more than half of Portugal's history. Not to mention that they have all been better off when there actually was an empire.

It's just that the (((UN))) throws tantrums when countries upset the US's hegemony.

>>69022422
Anything east of the Urals is as much a colony as French Guiena or the Falklands

>>69022422
Wait wait wait though, Guiana has been part of France for as long as Siberia has been part of Russia, really

>>69021333
Niggers
It's shit

>>69022781
but Guiana is like an ocean away from you guys

>>69022603
Retard

>>69021396
I'd like it but those niggers don't want unfortunately.

>>69022640
Why did Malawi support Portugal. I get Rhodesia and South Africa but why fucking Malawi.

>>69021333
My gf is going to be a GP doctor there for one year starting sometime next year.

>>69022855
I dunno. Maybe they specifically just opposed one of the factions, since we had both fascist an commie niggers to fight.

England (commonwealth?) also unofficially supported Portugal by shipping weapons and food, iirc.

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>>69021558
its rightful hue land, you frogs should stick to your mudslime shithole

>>69022834
We don't really think like that. Apart from some isolationist people, France doesn't really consider itself just an European nation. As long as a territory is OK with being part of the nation, it's welcome, even when it didn't really have something special to offer (see Mayotte).

>>69022834
It's closer to Paris than Kamchatka is to Moscow

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>>69022640
>NÓS

>>69022931
Tone it done chimp, or I'll make it my lifegoal to become president to deport all muslims there, give them independence and supply them in a proxy war to take over your country

>>69023044
Then who would have sex with your wife?

Lets stop beating around the bush. Where is the r a r e flag?

>>69023084
>Having a wife
lol fucking faggot

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>>69023044
See
>>69023084

>>69023156
Fine then, who will drive all the trucks?

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>>69023129
for such a small eastern balkan country there a sure way to many croats on /int/, i wonder why is that a thing

>>69023129
Yeah, I saw even South Sudan post here, but never French Guiana. Do they even have internet there?

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>>69023084
João para por favor!

>>69023257
That's because we're literate in English, good with technology and love bantz like all slavs. I think I saw a pic that put us in top 30 most common flags on these three boards.

>>69023282
>South Sudan
Fuck. Why did I miss that.

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>>69021333
Interesting creatures there but massive shithole

>>69023368
>Fuck. Why did I miss that.
it was a year ago anyway

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>>69023282
When I was there it appeared as normal French flag.

Fuck this place, two weeks of pure hell

>>69023495
please elaborate family

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>>69023495
Taubira's family, Devil Island.

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>>69023573
CEFE FFL jungle training center.
Never again, hopefully.
Devil Island was actually pretty nice though.
Swam with sea turtles and errything.

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>>69023692
Massive shithole that is Cayenne

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>>69023763
Muh Ariane launchpad

>>69023823
>>69023763
Reminds me of Nam'

>>69023692
>CEFE FFL jungle training center.
>Never again, hopefully.
Were you in the legion for a long time?
Did you deploy?
What inspired you to join the FFL rather than the Belgian military?

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>>69023823
Smelled like good ol' colonial times at times

>>69023763
This is so fucking depressing. Where's the nice European colonial architecture?

>>69023881
I'm not in the legion, we go there as cadet officers and the legionnaires enjoy going nuts on the future lieutenants
And I'm not Belgian.

>>69023495
yes it appears as normal french flag.
but if you hover the mouse over it it says "French guyana"

>>69023937
Tin roofed shacks are pretty much the norm there.
No air conditionning too.
I sweat buckets.

>>69023763
>The region is the most prosperous territory in South America with the highest GDP per capita.

>>69024045
Big pack of lies, half the population is on benefits and the cost of living is ridiculously high since it has no proper agriculture and everything has to be shipped in.

>>69024045
It's also the porrest French département (though maybe Mayotte took the place, I'm not sure... just another shithole that sucks billions and just provide illegal muslims anyway, should have given them their fucking independance).

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>>69021952
lol france

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>>69024527
>the ring of Mexican butthurt
It was great at the time to shitpost under a Mexican flag...

>>69024590
kek

>>69024590
>who the country

funny image xd

>>69024815
Holaaaa me llamo Pedro y me gustan los taquitos jajajajjajaja xd

>>69024590
>dat nail

ewww muhammad

>>69025162
Do you wanna talk about the tapwater puto?

>>69022010
French Guiana has been French for longer than Savoy, Corsica or Alsace/Lorraine, yet I don't see you call those colonies