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Merry Christmas from Australia <3 - edition
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no spoilers
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good morning
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post thiccness
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Merry Christmas, Janny
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>>69020976
thicc is an excuse for being a chubby chaser
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>>69020941
what does christmas 2016 feel like?
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kay-on
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>>69020941
Was going to make this exact same edition mate

Merry Christmas everyone
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need an english gf
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trying to complete my alola pokedex lads
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What presents did you buy for people?
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>>69020994
kay-ons are for fucking
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>have to explain to my parents for the 24th year running why I'm not going out on christmas eve

Every year, what part of "I have no friends" don't they get lads?
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>>69020991
delete this post mate
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>>69020976
briefly had a gally like this
total sket but I miss that body like nothing else
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>9:52PM
uhm.... no just yet
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>>69020993
Christmas day 2016 currently has no yanks, as they are all stuck in the day before

it's magical
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>>69021017
would pay good money to mott her out
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>>69020976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibvqnG5VZc
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>>69021007

Vile degenerate
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post PBBBBBTT copy pastas lads
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>>69021023
>going out on christmas eve

never understood this desu
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>>69020976
literally too big for my willy
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i got bitches on their knees... sucking my dick

SUCKING
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>>69021036
>>69021027
>>69021007
>>69020995
>>69020991
>>69020941
merry christmas
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>>69020941
Your christmas doesn't count if half your citizens spend it watching the cricket
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>>69021033
AAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST FUCKING IMAGINE LIVING IN PERTH

PERTH

THE WORST CITY IN AUSTRALIA
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>work tomorrow
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>>69020976
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>>69020941
>meme timezones strike again
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Mother dearest demanding I spend the night over there so I can wake up for Christmas morning with my younger siblings

I'm fucking 22 and I've been living alone since I was 18.
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>>69021066
Your Christmas doesn't count if less than half your citizens are Christian
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn06NJzYQc4

undisputed GOAT
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might jump off a bridge onto the motorway lads

fucking can't take it
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>>69021042
I've been dying to get that copypasta about being british and not being proud of going to other countries and acting like mad lads.
cant really remember how it goes but it was funny
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me and the lads in the pub last night
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Top 5 Cities in Australia:
1. Perth
2. Hobart
3. Queensland
4. Victoria
5. Sydney
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>>69021111
GOOD post
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*bites knuckle*
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>>69021059
>this is what virgins believe
You don't need a big willy to fuck a thick chick
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>>69021109
do it you ingrate
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>>69021006
Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister
Sister is getting my mum's presents from us
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>>69021096
Sorry mate, Santa will be over shortly with an extra box for your stocking x
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lets see Janny does it for this one
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ALRIGHT SWEETHEART?
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Reminder to consider suicide if you don't receive at least one set of Lynx as a Christmas prezzie.
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>>69021144
*its shit*
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>>69020994
good post

@69021007
bad post
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>>69020976
Small willies like mine can't handle this haha
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Trimmed my fingernails for my bum.
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>>69021142
family sound like a proper load of runts
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Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you. They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them. Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you. Your don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.
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YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL??
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>>69021124
new world cities have so many people it's literally meaningless to say you come from there.

>yanks use 'midwest' or just 'the south' to identify themselves

ah yes glad we narrowed it down
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>>69021142
your whole family are fucking weebs, Christ
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didn't get anyone a single present
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>>69020941
merry christmas lad
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>>69021140
at some point it has to stop

I have no problem waking up extra early to be there for Christmas morning but she's filled my old room with shit and there's no reason for me to go drink whisky alone on the couch over there tonight when I do that just fine here in my own home.
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>>69021142
>oh god the freak has bought us more japanese shit yet again
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sipping tea and reading the spectator lads
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>>69021196
>exposed vulva

get him janny
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>>69021111
checkd
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>>69021111
>>69021124
60% are christian and the rest are atheist, rasheeds or jews
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Merry Christmas auslads :3
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>>69021222
WHOPPERS!
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>>69021196
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
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hmmmmm
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gf just sent me this
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on a date
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I am like to dabble in otaku culture
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Have a shopping app ready to scan each gift I receive tomorrow so I can see how cheap my family are
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EU is fascist

Praise Farage!
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hot cousins coming over.

would you lads boot a first cousin if she wanted to?
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Got called gypsy in greggs earlier lads
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thought the storm had cleared and I could nip to the shop but it's back
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>>69021269
redneck
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>>69021261
didn't she used to be in coronation street
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>>69021266
you're gay
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>>69021269
does she want to?
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got a proper normie schedule this week
saw 2 different friends today
family chrimbo tomorrow
fifa with the lads on boxing day
going to a friends house the day after
2nd chrimbo after that
party after that then 2 days until NYE
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>>69021261
if girls do make up so often why can't they learn to apply it properly?
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>>69021261
with Lindsay Lohan from 2003?
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>>69021274
someone in greggs deserves a free sausage roll for that, fuck off Pirlo
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Ah yes, so-called "city life" also known as "runt life"
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>>69021196
What kind of a whore wears things like this? You can see her labia!

Where is her self respect?

Piece of filth
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>>69021196
I'm I allowed to like this?? Or I'm I a disgusting Cis male swine??
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anyone else doing a /nofap2017/?
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>>69021307
potent rump
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>>69021288
Nothing wrong with being gay
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Merry Christmas everyone!

Don't forget the Janny. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.
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>>69021269
lately ive been coming around to the idea that its not that bad to have sex with a cousin. some people get along pretty well with their cousins, sometimes they get very close. and if you're two consenting adults who are practicing safe sex then its a-ok in my book


have at it, tiger
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>>69021176
Woah why so fucking rude mate tone it down
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stop posting arses you're making me depressed
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>>69021315
2bh

>"Why yes, I do want to overpay to be stacked 15 high in a tiny box apartment with a bunch of rude cunts I don't know in an area that is never quiet and has insufficient parking space but high traffic."
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>>69021330
indeed
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>>69020941
Merry Christmas and happy Boxing Day tomorrow, lads.
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ni is the best country in the uk
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>>69021340
will the janny be working christmas day?
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>>69021375
t. proddy cunt
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>>69021336
>>69021364
why do they have their backs to the camera
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>>69021376
but of course!
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>>69021376
yes

this is a 366 day job
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>>69021376
Yeah but he gets paid triple time for it.
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So does actual boxing happen on boxing day or...?
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>>69021336
this photo is a rich tapestry of ancient fertility symbols. the deeper you look the more you notice

whoever took this knew what they were doing.........................
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>>69021366
Esse meine scheisse brudilein
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>>69021363
>driving
oh my dayz blud
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HE IS CALLING YOU CALLING YOU
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>>69021366

FON
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*sips a J20*
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>>69021269
no because she's incredibly obese
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>>69021382
t. paki
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Australians celebrate Christmas in summer

The absolute state of those runts, imagine trying to fork down turkey and potatoes in the blistering Aussie heat or spending Christmas on a fucking beach

State of aussies, I just can't fathom it. In Ireland my father may get blackout drunk and fuck an empty bottle of gin at my sisters head but atleast I'm not a fucking Australian scum!
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>when you're waved in the club and this drops

mud ting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1rdqmWxGU
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>>69021410
you know it's christmas when mummy buys some glass bottle J2Os.
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>>69021410
alri deano
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>>69021388
*breaks out the calculator*
hmm okay so before taxes, 0 times 3 comes out to...
ah yes
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randomly got a text from some guy called 'Seamus' offering 20% off at dry cleaning place I've never been to or heard of
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>>69021389
yes every year they choose one boxer to fight a kid from a poor family or a kid with cancer and 80% of the proceeds go to the kids medical bill or giving the kids family a good christmas. its the uk's biggest charity event. theres a big conor mcgregor fight scheduled on boxing day this year
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>>69021402
CLLIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF
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https://youtu.be/UGEYMgjDBII

gf just produced this for Christmas
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>>69021416
What? I live in the USA you fucking retard
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>>69021328
why would you do that lad?
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>>69021421
>he doesn't have prawns on christmas day alongside the ham
runt
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all i want for christmas is a mallet to the goolies
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>>69021394
Good hunger, m8

Ciao Cocoa
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>>69021383
for maximum butte
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me on the right

/brit/ on the left
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ah yes
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>>69021399
fuck I need to wank again
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>>69021399
mrmmrmmmmrmmmmmgggfffffffff

would marry
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>>69021413
you inbred cunts have it easy because your cousins can give you a gummy
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>>69021456
masturbation is the spawn of all evil in the world
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>>69021473
the runts
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Opened a present early lads
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>>69021336
>legs are different in the mirror

BURN THE WITCH!!
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>>69021464
Good getting run over,

Auf wiederspritzl
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>>69021460
that can be arranged

check out craigslist
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>>69021075
>>69021075
>>69021075
>>69021075
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>>69021256
kashiyuka is my gf
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>>69021492
scum
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>>69021489
Hitler didn't wank
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have an exquisite poo just ready to be released
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>>69021489
this


every time i masturbate in the bathroom and don't fully clean up women who use my toilet get pregnant

i've gotten my mom pregnant, my sister pregnant a bunch of times, got a few cousins and family friends pregnant

its the worst
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>>69021445
so for Christmas some poor kid with cancer gets paid to get beat up by some jumped up irish wanker on live tv in front of everyone?
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>>69021467
wow cute
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>>69021529
hitler did nothing wrong
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>>69021489
t. feels guilty after he wanks

Get some self respect
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>>69021476
>inbred
umm no sweetie
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>>69021532
good post
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>>69021547
I thought everyone felt guilty afterwards

It's a reminder you could be outside and fucking females instead of your hand
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>>69021547
nah I don't even feel guilt any more I have no emotions in life I am just numb
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do cleaners get paid a lot because why the fuck would you be a cleaner
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>>69021578
it's a job anybody can do
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>>69021578
mostly minimum wage
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>nah I don't even feel guilt any more I have no emotions in life I am just numb
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>>69021504
Wait, you aren't the Romanian from our thread ? My apologies
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AAAAALLLLLL ABOOOOAAARD
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>>69021510
while jesus was born on a horse manger
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if you don't feel euphoric and clearheaded after a wank you're a wrongun
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>>69021578
Personally I do it to clean stuff
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>>69021578
No qualifications required, often at night so you don't need to pay for childcare, enjoy being raped by managers who know you won't report them because you're broke and need the job, good way to facilities management roles in prisons and holiday camps
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>>69021578
its a job where muslim women don't really catch any attention
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>>69021332
its natures way of telling you that you're a genetic dead end and shouldn't breed
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>>69021598
anyone with 3+ years cleaning experience of course
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>>69021606
Nein geiler jungen, I'm not even Romanian to begin with
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>>69021515
Nah sorry mate incorrect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTaUaCHVTc

me wearing one of the high vis vests
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>>69021578
>do cleaners get paid a lot
minimum wage
>why the fuck would you be a cleaner
no experience or qualifications required is good for school leavers and thickos
also usually in evenings so you can nab some extra cash along with your main job
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>>69021607
i remember enjoying the golden compass too desu
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every time you have a wank you loose a substantial amount of zinc from your body that the average modern diet does not fully replace
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>>69021607
"Get" to watch this movie with the extended family for the 12th year in a row tomorrow along with that Christmas Story movie where he shoots his eye out.

Joy
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>>69021652
from corrrrrrrrland
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ok so why would you be a cleaner over hospitality, retail or call centre?
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>>69021615
i've gotten off to all manner of regrettable shit, and sort of come full circle
just clothed pics of ladies are fine for me now
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>>69021652
>group photo
red flag
assume she's the ugliest
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A paki woman with a bunch of screaming pakilets is a thoroughly revolting sight

What exactly is the benefit of these fucking things
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Oiche chiuin, oiche Mhic De,
Cach 'na suan dis araon.
Dis is dilse 'faire le speis
Naion beag, leanbh ceansa 'gus caomh.

Criost, 'na chodladh go samh.
Criost, 'na chodladh go samh.

Oiche chiuin, oiche Mhic De,
Aoiri are dtus chuala 'n sceal.
Alleluia aingeal ag glaoch.
Cantain suairc i ngar is i gcein.

Criost an Slanaitheoir Fein.
Criost an Slanaitheoir Fein.
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>>69021652
4,2,5,3,5.5,1,.5
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What did you all buy yourselves for Christmas?
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>>69021678
Think you meant to say why WOULDN'T you.
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>>69021652
6
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>>69021578
yeah lad they get paids tons, in fact the only thing that rivals their gargantuan wage is the amount of pussy they get
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>>69021678
you don't have to talk to anyone
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>>69021681
I mostly wank to pictures
if you keep watching videos it will fuck with your dick and your head
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Cannot be arsed dealing with my family tomorrow lads
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heathcliff, it's me, kathy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwD0mftYdxQ

why
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>>69021652
RUNT SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>69021693
find me ONE white man willing to sell single fake fags and booze out of hours
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was at a village pub last night and this 50 year old bloke copped a feel on this local girl, thought she was gonna go spare but she just accepted it

very strange thought that kinda thing had stopped happening
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dog = me
lobster = cheeky JFs on /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR8pUPWetko&feature=youtu.be
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>>69021696
bender
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would rather talk to someone than scrape shit off toilets
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are you lads planning to have a wank at some stage tomorrow or is that haram?
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Animelads, what are you watching this Christmas?
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>>69021569

Feel guilty for what, I pulled the willy and it felt good. I have been wanking since 2003 and I have never ever felt bad afterwards
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>>69021453
Fuck off shitskin cunt. Norn Iron is white and best.
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>>69021723
fucking hate Charlie Sloth
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When did you realise Hitler was retarded?
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>>69021652
>recommend brenna to a friend
is this some new tinder feature that lets you review shags, and recommend them so your mates can try THEM?
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>>69021742
er, us muslims dont' celebrate christmas so it's fine x
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>>69021757
just because it's white doesn't mean it's not a shithole
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>>69021746
K-On again
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>>69021652
>>69021768
not quite sure how the last word came out as caps
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>>69021766
classic autism
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>>69021746
spice and wolf
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>>69021678
don't have to interact with anyone and it's easy lol
>call centre
why would you choose that over anything
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>>69021607
why is this movie so popular?
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>>69021783
all we had to do was glance at your flag to realise that lad
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why do british people say pintle instead of penis
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>>69021766
When he destroyed the German economy
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name me ONE majority-muslim country that ISNT a third world shithole
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>>69021723
if he was white he wouldn't be anywhere near as popular
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>>69021683
She's blue dress
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>>69021821
egypt
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>>69021821
Brunei
Qatar
UAE
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>>69021821
UAE
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>>69021746
something total poo that i'm not going to say

>>69021788
my jealousy is off the charts
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>>69021812
t. hanks
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bout to listen to H3H3's first podcast cause I'm a sad fuck who does things like that
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>>69021821
Germany
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>>69021739
give us a (You) jewcunt
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>>69021833
ooer

no thanks
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>>69021821
UAE
Brunei
Qatar
Jordan
Iran
Egypt
Tunisia
Morocco
Albania
Bosnia
Kosovo
>>
I think my disinterest in women is responsible for everything bad in my life

I don't have any normie hobbies like playing football or the guitar to impress women
I'm not interested in a career whatsoever
I don't have my own place
I don't drive

I'm not going to do anything about it, just an observation
>>
>>69021810
I work in a call centre that isn't sales
>pay is decent
>can choose my shifts
>if I don't want to come in to work I just stay home and no one cares
>sit on my arse
looking to swap to retail though
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibvqnG5VZc
>>
>>69021821

these >>69021869
>>
>>69021869
Nice meme sir
>>
>>69021871
should do something about it desu
>>
>>69021849
alri la haha
>>
need a qt polish cleaner gf who smokes to use her henry vacuum cleaner on my willy
>>
>>69021871
you cracked the code
sex makes the world go round
>>
>>69021871
same

expect I play guitar but not to impress women I just like creating music
>>
>>69021821
UK
France
Germany
Sweden
>>
>>69021826
Well yea, white people can't taste chicken in the same way blacks can.
>>
I used to be a cleaner

easy job since you generally get left to your own devices
>>
>>69021821
Turkey if you forget everyplace but istanbul
>>
you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems
>>
>>69021839

I wouldn't live in dubai for anything less than a 75k pa job
It's a fucking awful city
>>
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>I play guitar but not to impress women I just like creating music
>>
nobody has listed a muslim country that isn't a shithole yet
>>
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/fans-are-rallying-around-brendan-fraser-and-his-return-to-hollywood/ar-BBxuUrQ?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout
#BRINGBACKBRENDAN
>>
>the lad with the new GF is bringing her along tonight

ah yes, splendid
>>
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>>69021788
K-On! is alright, enjoy yourself

>>69021808
Very good choice lad!

>>69021841
I've watched plenty of shit too what is it lad?

I'll get started on pic related later on
>>
>>69021839
>>69021951
why do we rarely see any shots of street level in these cities?
>>
>>69021961
'rke
>>
Yeah I don't give gf anymore
>>
>>69021954
t. talentless mong
>>
>>69021871
Literally the same here, I still enjoy my life thought so it doesnt bother me
>>
>>69021961
england isnt too bad
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01lvHLgIUHi
>>
>>69021961
England isn't that bad
>>
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>>69021788
Do it for your waifu/best girl
>>
Name a majority white country that isn't a shithole
>>
>>69021961
Singapore.
>>
>>69021961
england isn't very bad
>>
THIS IS OUT OF OUR RANGE AND GROWN
>>
>>69022020
Argentina
>>
redpill me on girl und panzer
>>
>>69022020
greenland
>>
>>69022038
Shithole
>>
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If anyone is mean to Karen again, I swear to god I will lay you out
>>
>>69022053
Highest sucide rate in the world, shithole
>>
>>69022020
Switzerland
>>
>>69021961
UAE
>>
>>69022020
norway
denmark
finland
luxembourg
wales
iceland
greenland
switzerland
czech republic
canada
australia
new zealand
>>
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>
1. Scholes
2. Lampard
3. Gerrard
>>
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Felicity
>>
>>69022020
denmark, iceland, switzerland, chile
>>
>>69022102
>wales
lmao
>>
mum's mother's coming round after christmas so natural my mum is being an absolute cunt because she's insecure about the state of the house (not that there's anything she should be worrying about)
>>
>The so-called "X"

how did this gimmick start?
>>
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>>69022085
Happy Christmas
>>
my parents are retarded ever since trump said merry christmas instead of happy holidays they've been fans
>>
>>69022121
ahh yes, the so called virgin post
>>
>>69022044
they smell really really good

don't let people who say pussy smells bad trick you. when you smell girl underpants that theyve been wearing all day it codes in your brain as "youre about to have sex" and it ends up giving you a super strong erection and it ends up smelling great


trust me ive been in front of tons of pussies
>>
>>69022119
go to bed
>>
>>69022122
Merry Christmas*
>>
>>69022092
>>69022102
>>69022113
switzerland is full of albanians
>>
>>69022102
>>69022092
>>69022113
All shitholes
>>
>>69022121
main stream media use it all the time

like the so-called "islamic state"
>>
merry christmas
>>
>>69022121
not a meme expert, my best guess would be "so called islamic state"
>>
>>69021846
I'm listening to the daily shoah because im a sad little racist desu
>>
>>69022121
so-called islamic state
>>
>>69022161
you too lad, do us a favour and become white and christian while you're at it
>>
>>69022161
all Albanians should be killed
>>
STAY WOKE


t. santa to children on christmas eve
>>
>>69022161
hello my swiss friend
>>
>>69022102
>ireland not mentioned
we're a rather safe country desu
>>
>>69022163
>not a meme expert
don't be so hard on yourself
>>
>>69022121
ah yes, the so-called newfag
>>
merry xmas lads
>>
>>69022161
happy holidays
>>
>>69022207
>>69022207
>>69022207
>>69022207
>>69022207
>>
i find that hairy pussies have a particular musk that turns my dick into diamonds. pheromones perhaps?
>>
Dad just told me not to stay in my room playing videogames whilst family are here
>>
>>69022195
>white
>>
>>69021970
rosario vampire
someone i know liked it when they were like 14 or something and recently told me to watch it ironically and it is actually the cringiest piece of poo
cannot wait until i've finished it
would not recommend at all
>>
more like shitmas amirite
>>
>>69022191
are kids these days just not gonna hide their iphones and leave them recording all night to catch santa in the act?
>>
its christmas, give janny a break for once
>>
>>69022121
>articles about the islamic state always wrote "the so-called islamic state" in order to not appear offensive to muslims by legitimizing it as an actual muslim "state"
>/brit/ began ironically using "so-called" to mock articles like that
>soon "so-called" was expanded to include anything, not just stuff about muslims and now its just used randomly
>>
wings n dat
>>
>>69022226
children want to believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0i7xj07eDA
>>
>>69022187
That's what I was going to say for ya, since I am Christian since when I was 5 years old. I was born white, though.
Thanks, Khan.
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