I forgot to buy beer and booze, and the government shop is closed now.

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iktf

>government shop
what a commie thing

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>>69020561

It's very common in first world countries.

>>69020561
Hey man, at least suicide isn't the leading cause of death for males aged 20-44 over here.
You can make fun of our government as much as you want, but there's some fucked up shit going on in moonland as well.

>>69020653
but it is pretty high compared to other countries, no?

>>69020698

No, it isn't.

>>69020698
Not particularly, no. It's just that there are far less deaths related to manslaughter and sickness compared to most countries, so the fairly average suicide rate seems larger.

>>69020698
nah, it's on the average

>>69020606
no it's not, you scandies are literally the only people this cucked

God dammit I fucking hate government liquor stores. Government should never be involved in anything that can be better handled by the private sector. Shut down the LCBO! My favorite thing about visiting Europe is that I can buy and drink booze like a free man over there.

Don't live in a statist hellhole then

>tfw our overlords finally let us buy medium strong beer in non-government stores
>tfw our overlords finally let stores be open on christmas

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>tfw can buy beer at the gas station

how fucking commie are your countries?
goddamit, there maybe a bit too much 24h liquor stores over here but at least government doesn't have the alcohol trading monopoly

You're allowed to buy 2% "beer" in supermarkets, right? You just have to buy 20 liters or something :DDD

>>69020894
>no it's not, you scandies are literally the only people this cucked

No. Even Canada and America have them.

>>69021052

3,5% is the supermarket tier beer.

>>69021052
If he isn't retarded he will distill it

But what can you expect from a stupid Swede

>>69021054
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_monopoly
>They exist in all Nordic countries except mainland Denmark (only on the Faroe Islands), and in all provinces and territories in Canada except Alberta (which privatized its monopoly in 1993). In the United States, there are some alcoholic beverage control states, where alcohol sales are controlled by either private retailers or like in Pennsylvania, a government operation.

So you are the only europeans that do this, people here would go apeshit if you suggested something like that

>>69021044
Is that why places like Detroit are the way they are?

>>69021092
If he wasn't retarded he would've bought a van full of booze from Estonia way before Christmas

>>69020923
Well, they do serve a purpose. Higher tax and stronger regulation on alcohol is a pain in the ass for people with half a functioning brain, but there are enough drunkards littering the streets here already.

Then again, we don't care if some obese fuck buys a bag of potato chips, so why should we care if some shaggy drunk buys a box of wine?

Denmark has the right idea, I think. Norway and Sweden likes to shit on Denmark for a lot of reasons, but they actually got something very right.

>>69021165
no that's because of niggers and democrat leaders

>>69021148

I don't approve of it, but it's the way it is. Here, and in a lot of other places.

>>69021172
Estonia is expensive nowadays. Buy from Latvia or Russia.

>>69020606
No its not. Stupid Swedes.

>>69020524
>The government shop
That's so cute

>not drinking bath oils instead

>>69021044
Or in any store. Shit, if a store doesnt sell beer its closed in 1 week.

what do you mean by government shop

like liquor licenses?

>>69021180
I think police should be allowed to fine fat people for possession of soda or burgers.

McDonald's should weigh people before selling them fries.

>>69021044
Literally pleb. Here you can buy everything in the gas station, from beer & wine to vodka and whisky

>>69021368
All alcohol that has more than some alcohol percent (something single digit) is only sold by a government monopoly in Finland.

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>>69021409

>>69021373
I'm not sure if you're joking, but I actually 100% agree.

>>69021054
Depends on the state friendo, I can buy beer at the gas station and bourbon at the corner privately owned liquor store

>>69021358
Not everyone have the luxury to live in Siberia.

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Remember

Drinking is as degenerate as shooting up marijuanas

so it's a scandi thing

it explains why when i went to minnesota i couldn't find alcohol anywhere that i normally get it

Alcohol is the devil's poison straight from the pit of hell

>>69021373
I'd still be fat regardless.

>>69021502
If not being a druggie drunk retard is a scandi thing, I can't say I'm complaining

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>>69021368

There is only one liquor store chain here, and it's owned by the government. It's expensive, and its opening hours are not very generous. The service is very good however.

>>69021471
Eh, people drink that stuff everywhere.

>>69021553
Enjoy going to prison after three strikes

Do they have McDonald's in American prisons?

>>69021599
No, I mean, I don't even eat/drink that shit, and I'd still be fat.

>>69021639
So you are going to buy all your burgers and friends on the black market?

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>>69020524
>government shop
>closed
explain this meme

In Poland the only stores that are open 24/7 are liquor stores

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>>69021580
Finnish alko is our version of gubbermint monopoly. Medium strong beer and long drinks are soon to be released to supermarkets

>>69020923
Superstores also sell booze.

>>69021682
He clearly said that his obesity is caused by the complete absensce of physical activity and not abuse of insanely unhealthy and calorie-rich food.

Meaning that your proposed """solution""" to the obesity problem would solve very little.

God why are Finns so fucking braindead?

>>69021685
A government owned monopoly is the only place you can buy hard liquor here

>>69021737
You don't get fat without food.

>>69021567
>"if the government didn't prevent me from fucking myself over I would be helpless and unable to restrain myself"
this is what leftism does to people...

>>69021737
Your body will burn roughly 2000 calories for the average male even if you live a completely sedentary life. If you steer clear of junk food and somehow manage to still have the appetite to eat 2000 calories, then you really are beyond help.

>>69021738
Oh.
We had that in the commie times actually.

It's still remniscent to this day since most Poles refer to liquor stores (all of them are owned privately) as "sklep monopolowy" meaning "Monopoly Shop".

Stems from the days when all liquor stores where controlled by the State Spirits Monopoly.

Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

>>69021737
Correct!

>>69021379
I was amazed by the amount of porn magazines at gas stations. wtf.

>>69021054
No we don't retard. I can buy alcohol at walmart.

>>69021834
>Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

I can't take this fucking meme anymore

>>69021834
>Is there a consensus on whether Sweden is a real socialist/communist state?

Yes. It's absolutely not. Never have been anywhere near close. There were basically two things that have been historically regulated like this: alcohol, and pharmaceuticals.

>>69021722
what's a long drink

>>69021052
> 2% "beer"
wow thats gay

>>69021853

Maybe you should go to places like Idaho sometime and try that.

>>69021801
I eat a lot of high carbohydrate dishes.

I blame mia madre...

>>69021834
Sweden is a cuck state not a communist state

>>69021914
>one state

Wow. The vast majority do not have DESIGNATED ALCOHOL STORES idiot. Alcohol and cigs are cheap as fuck here and I can smoke indoors at bars that allow it. Feels good.

>>69021986
> DESIGNATED ALCOHOL STORES
ayy lmao

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tfw. Vietnamese shop on every corner open even during christmas nonstop

Based vietnamese

>>69021567
>please tell us how to live government man

>>69022023
>Vietnamese shop
And then Czech storm buttblasted claiming we poisoned them

>>69020606
Like the GDR?

Captcha: Store fronts

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>GOVERNMENT
>OWNED
>LIQUOR
>STORES

>>69022033
>don't let government man tell you how to live
>gorge yourself on burgers, soda, and ice cream, raise idiot children and proliferate guns while drunk

Freedom creates degeneracy.

>>69021986

Still makes you a liar.

>>69021368
Sweden and norway has state run stores called "Wine monopoly" (yes thats the direct norwegian translation, and the swedish one is similar) which distributes "hard alcohol" (anything over 5% really). In norway, you can only buy beer up to 5% in regular stores.
Ofcourse we hate this solution, we would like to buy alcohol at the gas station like normal countries can.

>>69022104
I see no problem.

>>69022170
>and the swedish one is similar

No. The translation would literally be "The System Company", for historical reasons.

>>69022205
alright. true. but its function is the same, no?

>>69022135
No. Only very few states have those dumb designated alcohol stores. vast majority don't.

>>69022126
>muh degeneracy

fuck off back to /pol/

>>69022230

Yeah. Except the limit is 3,5% here, for no good reason.

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>not going home to parents who are well stocked on food booze and beer
>mfw virtually unlimited supply and i've got three weeks off

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>>69020524
>government shop
Oh god, don't give our government any ideas

>>69020524
Wouldnt want to offend muhammad with that dangerous alcohol, would you?

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>GOVERNMENT
>OWNED
>LIQUOR
>STORES

>>69022126
Yeah, exactly how state having control over every aspect of life in the entire Eastern Bloc saved it's population from degeneracy?

Oh wait..

Homo Sovieticus would disagree

>>69022126
>what is self-control
You seem to be mentally ill my friend. Go get the help that you need.

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>>69022177
Then why on earth did you make this thread?

>>69020524
every manly thing is forbiden in scandilands

>>69022977

He didn't.

>>69023048

Drinking is considered rather womanly.

>>69024919
>feminine
>drinking
>actually could it even be a trait of any gender
Anyway makes me think that's how your trashy feminists get laid.

>filled up with beer, aquavit, and vodka

lets go boys

Wait are you trolling or is this real

who the fuck is drunk on christmas?

>>69021580
Looks pretty nice. If the Government did that here it would be run by sassy obese black women hired by AA, have it's last re-innovation be in the 70's, kids of trashy parents running around, and armed guard to stop all the robberies.

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>>69021878
Here's a long drink, lonkero(tentacle). Britbongs call it gin in a tin

>>69020606
No its not you cuck.

>>69020894
Only Norwegians and Swedes have this.