>tfw stuck sitting on the toilet all day because of massive

I know that feel

>>69020401
I thought american culture was to not let diarrhea stop you from going outside even if you shit your pants?

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>>69020401
iktfb

>be me
>mom gets me food from this spic restaurant
>get a bad case of e coli
>spend the next day literally puking every five minutes, unable to leave the bathroom
>toilet bowl becomes my new best friend
>pass out for an hour on the bathroom floor from the dehydration of constantly puking
>wake up covered in puke

Fuck every spic restaurant.

>>69020528
You are weak, son

>>69020401
>not cooking your own food

Why not just scart your pants like your fellow american?

>>69020595

He's already sharted all his pants (read: trousers).

>>69020528
my state 95% any time a restaurant is shut down due to health violations it's a spic one

spics are nasty as fuck

>>69020511
Prep your anus for the jamal cock, sven mywifesson.

>>69020579
this so much

>>69020401
Drink a lot of fluids like gatoradez.
Don't let yourself get dehydrated

>be american
>shart in a-

oh you know what just feel better OP