>tfw you will never live in the comfy American bayou

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Be on the lookout for budget Loch Ness Monster

>>69019962
>comfy
If you like swarms of biting insects that black out the sky, be my guest you stupid leaf faggot nigger.

>>69019962
>water everywhere
>fucktons of insects especially mosquitos
>too high humidity
>crocodiles
>rednecks
>shitty internet most likely
>too hot

why the fuck would anybody want to live in a bayou? Why, I'd rather live in the middle of San Francisco and be subject to pay $250,000 a month for renting an apartment and have to watch perverts throw glitter in my face

>>69019962
>America
>comfy
you need to go back, Kevin

>>69019962
I once tried to realize this in minecraft. yet failed.
building artificial woods to gain a shade were too laborious to me.

>>69020346

Your failure has brought great shame upon your kin and country. 切腹, you must commit.

>bayou
>comfy
You know nothing

>>69020325
and you need to go back to China

>>69019962
literally little flying bugs and things like a slug everywhere, on top of that your house cant avoid getting molds. humid and shady places are a shitty place to live in. it even physically sickens you sometimes like an endemic disease.

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>>69019962
I agree
The bayou seems maximum comfy

>>69020346
tfw you'll never fuck around with a jap in minecraft

>>69021496
idk, putting in the work to alleviate that and dealing with danger day-by-day sounds really comfy lad

>>69020245
>>69020291
>>69021496

You would be appalled how few bugs you'll find in the American south, even in the marshy regions. I'm Ohioan, and we get swarms worse than the Everglades, when everything isn't frozen.