/brit/

>>69019507
cuck

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

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What target audience are is BBC Radio 1 going for, lads?

>>69019507
SOUTHEND PICTURED

>>69019525
such a fucking yank thing to say
going to add some bacon instead if we've got some
messaged mummy on whatsapp awaiting reply

>>69019550
normies

>>69019539
foing food my geind :)

I miss kev...

*picks up my framed portrait of him and starts tearing up*

>>69019573
>geind
fucked it up

I once got told "HAVE YOU NO SHAME?" from a girl and what did she mean by this?

Is it same to "Do you have no shame?"

I wanted to ask her but she seemed kinda upset so I couldnt

America didn't veto the un decision

Oh shit lads

Business idea:
exterminate the Germans

>>69019550
the christmas number 1 audience?

all men are bastards

Were they liked this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>69019588
yeah it's the same it's just an old/stylised way of saying do you not have any shame

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could heem ANYONE in this thread or pretty much everyone who browses this website regularly

>>69019588
Yeah.

>>69019596
the UN is a spook you mong
it has no power

*walks into /brit/*

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1482582089209.webm

the parents have spent 1k on food and drink this xmas - mostly from waitrose and m&s. every breakfast, lunch and dinner from earlier this week until the new year is a fucking luxurious feast

one member of the royal family has died

today is a good day lads

>>69019625
ummmm sweety this isn't true

5 billion years leading to the universe understanding itself through humans.

wiley still got it ngl

>>69019629
>*virgin walks into /brit/*

>>69019606

Cor blimey lad didn't even notice, nice one!!!!

>>69019618
>>69019623
hes a proxyfag
dont give him attention

>>69019596
enjoying the Zionist cuck tears rn

>>69019636

is it the queen?

>>69019636
few more than that have died mate

can't decide what to make for lunch /brit/

missed my train haha

>>69019550
>will never have alexandra burke's thick ebony lips round my knob

bad feel

>>69019649
we understand like 0.0001% of it

>>69019657
one of the yanks that posts here is a jew
go beat him up for me

Getting a set of drums for christmas lads

*bangs the drums*

>>69019669
make like a tree and fuck off

>>69019634
Haha.
I'm making my own bread haha.

>>69019623
>>69019618
fug then i should have answered "no" there

>>69019507
looking a bit homoerotic

The world will be better when everyone had brown skin, brown eyes and black hair desu

>>69019588
what did you do for her to say that?

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>>69019669
this

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working class miscreants ITT shall henceforth be called Yobbos, and the message to be sent to them is 'BUY' (Bugger off, Yobbo!)

Next time you think about posting a 'chune' or the latest pengest much, think again, lest you wish to be BUY'd. I've got my eyes peeled you yobbo scum.

>>69019636
??

>>69019700
no

>>69019700
maybe)))

>>69019604
business idea : invest in construction companies and let germans burn the london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS9sSJA9Yc

chooooooooooooon

>>69019707

BUY

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>wiley still got it ngl

>>69019684
Yeah, but we understand some of it.
And some things may be impossible to understand.

>earning less than £100,000 in london

not sure how people live on any less tb h

if you have rich parents you're not welcome here

>>69019553
Is this real or a shoop

>>69019705
>AMERICAN SPIRIT

good lad but throws the photo off

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>working class miscreants ITT shall henceforth be called Yobbos, and the message to be sent to them is 'BUY' (Bugger off, Yobbo!)

>Next time you think about posting a 'chune' or the latest pengest much, think again, lest you wish to be BUY'd. I've got my eyes peeled you yobbo scum.

>bugger off yobbo
>BUY

???

love calling the police on degenerate dealers at uni lads

fucking druggos need to be exterminated.

>>69019750
BUY

>>69019742
can't believe the PM makes less than 100k after tax

>>69019763

i couldn't actually bring myself to buy parliaments, they fucking suck

>>69019700
no

>>69019707
>off
>U

>Salt of the earth

Is this a nice way of saying working class div?

Gf left her bra here lads

>>69019794
just get some sterling superkings mate
jobs a goodun

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>love calling the police on degenerate dealers at uni lads

>fucking druggos need to be exterminated.

>>69019810
"Working class" is the nicest way of saying it

>>69019771
t. angry because he has no mates to do drugs with

What exactly does "working class" even mean?

Like is there a class of people that don't work? other than NEETs of course

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I'm very happy that Liam Gallagher will come back in 2017 as a solo.
But actually his songs are rubbish.

>>69019653
you were always is good desu

>>69019781
it's worth it for the mental money you make doing speeches after

>>69019704
i dont remember well at this rate
probably some dress code thing

Might join the police

still havent gotten out of bed ha ha

Watching despicable me with the niece lads

>>69019806
>>69019767
baited fur this exact respunse

>>69019826

posh/elitists i guess

>>69019837
*points a gun at you*
what are you going to do now lmao

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>>69019837
make sure you've got a degree

>>69019849

quality post

>>69019830
crikey he looks fucking horrendous

that chop needs binning too

>>69019842
is she fit?

>>69019826
it used to be factory workers and shit
now its unemployed people mostly

>>69019826
Working class are poor people with shit manual labour jobs. Usually very socially conservative i.e. hate foreigners, hate gays hate anything that isn't them and a traditional 1950's family.

>>69019830
liam is awful
awful singer, awful songwriter with fuck all talent
literally carried by his brother

>>69019826
Means you work for a living rather than owning a business or some other fruity shit they pay people for.

>>69019735
me producing a riddim in jammers basement

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>>69019849
Arrest you because guns are illegal

>>69019868

ah okay so it refers to the irish

cat fucking woke me up at 6 in the bloodclart morning because it wanted to go out

lives in the wheelie bin now

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The gf

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>>69019826
>working class
it means the class that works

>>69019886
Most non corporate business owners work very hard

everything I own is on finance

>>69019861

Why?

>owning a cat or a dog

surefire sign of a runt

>>69019906

retarded mug

Here laaaaaaa my heads fucking wrecked I'm an absolute moonman today yes sir a space cadet am i

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>>69019889
>tfw too intelligent to have a job

gonna brave the christmas madness to do some shopping

wish me luck

>>69019588
lol

what are you looking at?

>>69019928
>tfw too intellgent to earn above minimum wage

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the gf's mates

>>69011510
pls post your beautiful accents

>>69019826
working class = pay rent
lower middle class = pay mortgage
upper middle class = own several houses and rent them out
elite = politicians and celebrities

>>69019608
All women are cunts

we're not so different, you and i

Wanna eat some fucking lobster and crab and that for chrimbo yes yes

wonder how much reece earns at land rover to fund his deano lifestyle

>>69019951

keked out loud

>>69019950
what's the middle middle class?

*goes to shake your hand*
*at the last second retrieve hand and smooth hair, leaving you with your hand outstretched*

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>>69019947
so many sexy women that i will never get with

>>69019917
new police officers will need a degree soon I think

>>69019550

Tweenagers, like always

bankers will be getting their christmas bonuses

they deserve every penny

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Relatives are here

>>69019979
Wahey, you ever been to Bangkok?
*hammers your knackers with my clenched fist*

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SCREECHING

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>>69019995
yeah more like Hanukkah bonuses if you ask me mate ahaha

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Failed my TV license exam, now I can't watch the Queens Christmas speech

>>69020003
just stay in your room like the pathetic loser you are

>>69020024
crease

>>69019950
>upper middle class = own several houses and rent them out
that's not middle class

>>69019978
Own a big house and live but not quite luxuriously

>>69020012
*doubles over in pain*
*points to ground*
you dropped your gay card mate

>>69019951
Try not explode!!!

>>69020036
Nothing pathetic about it you little scummer

>>69020024
having some cheeky bants with a known terrorist ahah

>>69019951
my bog

>>69020041
it is in this country

Since I moved out I have no room in my parents house, I'm going to have to spend all Christmas sitting in the fucking living room.

>>69020060
Gerry Adams was never in the IRA

Lads I have transcended the upper elite class

>>69020068
you guys have some really strange class divisions then

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What's for lunch, lads?

might do a poo

Doing a read on the so-called kindle "paperwhite" lads

>>69020084
was still very chummy with them

I've had many online relationships with beautiful Russian girls, complete with awesome Skype sex. I am at least somewhat qualified to speak on the character of Russian women.

The American girls I've had IRL have all been cheaters, skanky etc. My longest relationship was with a Russian born stripper, and believe it or not she is the most awesome female I know

>>69020033
Will you still get to watch her upcoming funeral?

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Will be THOROUGHLY enjoying this tomorrow

Decided the best place to hide my drugs is on my person in case my parents decide to go searching through my belongings

Just hope I don't get stopped and search, but I should be okay because I'm not black

>>69020114
*puts down cognac*
*crosses legs and places fingertips together, index fingers presses to my lips*

tell me more

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Santa is now on Straya

some nonce in this internet group i'm in for sure browses /brit/, he tries to use so many /brit/isms in regular conversation
very cringey

What are you getting for Christmas lads

>>69020107
>Asus laptop
povvo twat

>>69020130
disgusting. pork is shit-tier

>>69020131
What are your parents at searching you

Sort your life out mate

>>69020106
american class

>1%
>middle class
>homeless

if you work in a factory you are 'lower middle class' because nobody can bear to admit they're on the lower rung of the capitalist ladder.

>>69020130
turkey's looking a bit underdone mate

>>69020162
They probably won't but it's like in case they try and be helpful and unpack my bags and then accidentally come across them

Just leaked loads of piss into my boxers as I sat down

>>69020107
Home made tomato soup, a duck and pro terrine with cranberries and a glass of champagne to drink

see if i got drunk at 9 in the morning, everyone would say you need counseling
but nobody cares if i get high after i wake up

weed > beer
prove me wrong

>>69020161
wonder who could be behind this post...

>>69020130
i think some rats have taken a shit on it

*runs up stairs on all fours despite being a grown adult*

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what's he delivering to alice springs

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thoughts?

>>69020157
Anime stuff

most shops now let you just face the chip on your card against the device without having to type in your pin number to pay for stuff

seems awfully risky. whats to stop someone stealing my card and using it everywhere? I think theres a €15 limit or something but still ...

Not my fault Brits can't cook 2bh

Your loss. Enjoy your beans for breakfast lol

>>69020229
Is it opposite day?

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>you will get old and die one day

https://youtu.be/9AThycGCakk

also that lad at the start looks bloody good for 101

>>69020232
any mios

Curating some new gay porn.
Bromo is good, fit guys, but a bit small.
Men has better guys, but they still use condoms.
MenPOV also condoms.
Yet to find a perfect studio.

>>69020219
"hope"

>>69020229
swap galaxy and snickers, twix and mars

>>69020236
For mine there's a £20 limit and there's a £100 daily cap

>>69020229
twix > snickers for pure taste
but snickers > twix when i want a real candybar

never had the rest of those fag british chocolate globbernaughts

>>69020236
After 3 transactions per day you have to enter your PIN.

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might watch something christmasey what should i go for lads?

>>69020167
I just don't understand what world someone lives in where they can own several houses and call themselves middle class

>>69020293
Agreed

Butterfingers are superior to both though

>>69020308
Jingle All The Way or Cool Runnings

GOAT christmas films

>>69020308
scrooged

>>69020308
Muppets Christmas carol

>>69020308
Elf is good

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fuck lads what do I say?

Wasn't expecting a message this early in the morning

>>69020308
god damn, that outfit is so slagish
she looks like she could funnel a pint that's for sure

>>69020308
>>69020331
>Jingle All The Way

the GOAT christmas film

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Just woke up, how's it going lads?

>>69020331
>Cool Runnings

wait what? how is that a christmas movie?

>>69020360
"are you an active account? im just taking a break from nsf"

>>69020360
alri lad fancy givin me knob a nosh?

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>>69020369
From a brief few seconds this morning I forgot she was gone

>>69020360
hey

why is hyper rorke northern ireland so pro european?

What are you planning on feasting on tomorrow?

>Breakfast
Gourmet butchers bratwurst sausages, quality rashers, scrambled eggs, black and white pudding and boulê bread with smoked salmon with tea and premium orange juice

>Lunch
Delicious and succulent crab and lobster, chicken, pâté and prawn cocktails with marinated duck and homemade wraps and a sweet and savoury cheeseboard with a fine selection

>Dinner
Brined roast turkey, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, roast potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, mashed potatoes, green beans, carrots, ham and chocolate pudding

I'm sure there will also be much feasting in between too, I just can't wait

>>69020360
what's your favourite meme?

>>69020308
die hard

>>69020360
Hannah Hannah won't you suck my banana

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Dear Santa

One Taylor Swift gf for christmas please.

That'll be all, ta

>>69020414
Anything but England.

>>69020415
big mac

>>69020407
Well lad it's Christmas, just enjoy yourself the best you can with the lads on /brit/

*exposes hate in America*

>>69020373
some people say they know they can't believe, jamaica we have a bobsled team

>>69020360
hannah suck on my banana

>>69020402
fuck that's funny. i was gonna do it too but then i checked tinder and saw i havent had a message in over a month

>>69020415
fuck off billionaire with a loving family

>>69020447
northern ireland loves england though

>>69020461
we got the one, derice,

parents are dropping me back off at my flat after christmas so I'm desperately running around making sure I've hidden all my degeneracy

>>69020360
Your name is a palindrome and I'd do you forwards and backwards

>>69020441
>iphone 5s

aha what a POOR GAY CUNT

>>69020415
turkey and that

>>69020439
>>69020464
Leaning towards this

>>69020420
Close second here

>>69020506
she doesn't pay for that la

>>69020360
say all of them
>>69020391
>>69020402
>>69020408
>>69020420
>>69020439
>>69020464
>>69020503

Might turn this post

>>69020415

Into a thread so I can analyse eating trends at Christmas internationally

>>69020360
hannah or can I call you a hanny?
let me have a go on the flaps of your fanny

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Me and the lads

wish I lived in Hamilton, South lanarkshire.

wish I lived in Grimsby, Lincolnshire

>>69020147
fuckin ell he's raggin it haha x

>>69020503
not bad

*pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPBPBPBP*

oh my, i apologise

Wish i had a gf

>>69020415
>>69020534
>Breakfast
beans on toast + advent calendar chocolate

>Lunch
probably just a sarnie+ a few christmas chocolates

>Dinner
turkey, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, cauliflower, potatoes, yorkshire pudding, pigs in blankets, sprouts, stuffing.
Christmas cake with brandy sauce after it

>>69020415
pancakes, eggs, and bacon for breakfast

honey ham for lunch

Steak and potatoes for dindin

+ whatever family members bring, usually it's an ongoing feast throughout the day

>>69020415
chinky takeaway

>>69020608
hmm yes, exquisite, is that a hint of bacon I detect?

tfw ywn get a job in Perth, Perth and Kinross move there and marry sara.

>>69020415
>>69020452
>>69020507
>>69020624
FOM

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>>69020503
You won

wouldn't mind a gf

>>69020665
I hope a spider bites your willy and it falls off

>>69020665
>young body
>old face and hair

how

>>69020308
k-on

>>69020665
i don't like girls anymore

>>69020687

it's the pajamas that are giving you that misconception

>>69020665
t. james joyce

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>>69020665
j-jordan?

>>69020415
idk all the women do the cooking, they plan the weirdest shit every year and get jealous of each other when one cooks more exotic than the other

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>Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..

would love to meet the fucking psycho that makes these

need some christmas music that isn't complete shit to get me in the spirit

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K-ON MENTIONED

What are the best low-key gimmicks?

>>69020727

pretenders

>>69019830
>>69019830
hope it takes off even if his songs are shit. we need a resurgence of 90's loud and proud 'Lad Culture' in this sanitized and pathetically PC anti-white male society

>>69020665
Have you no shame?

>>69020727
https://youtu.be/2gmiSPMHrWQ

For breakfast I shall be having a bacon and egg in a brioche bun

For lunch I shall be having a goats cheese salad and a venison steak with foie gras parfait

And for dinner there will be beef wellington in a Madeira gravy with tiramisu for dessert

>>69020738
commie slags

>>69020750
> HOOOOH SHAMFURR DISPRAY

She may have gone too far in a few places

>>69020055
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

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She was not pleased...

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>hope it takes off even if his songs are shit. we need a resurgence of 90's loud and proud 'Lad Culture' in this sanitized and pathetically PC anti-white male society

what are some good drugs to deal with anxiety (not benzos)

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>>69020775
absolutely fucked it

>>69020775
>grow uo

what did she mean by this

>>69020719

i made this vocaroo if it counts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HjnccxbiQ
AMA

https://twitter.com/FuaKefaryaStory/status/812363059985600512

are you happy now, rorke?

>>69020775
that's actually pretty clever

>>69020775
>grow uo

what could she possibly mean by this?

>>69020775
grow uo man

>>69020727
https://youtu.be/NJ6kJ7GWtv0
https://youtu.be/hxm1FlLSfe4
https://youtu.be/ARq6uYSsUq0

wuu2 lads

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haha grime memes

>>69020807
started out alright but lost steam when you reduced it to base sex jokes

>>69020833
nm, u?

need to get some coffee

might walk down the shop but it's a 40 minute round trip just for coffee and the place will be hoaching with normoids

>>69020833
Wrapping my sisters presents

>>69020791
alcohol

>>69020833
Waiting for people to arrive.

In the seconds after I finish wanking, the idea of a girlfriend seems horrible

Maybe it's a few seconds of clarity

so this is christmas, and what have you done?

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>>69020816
>christmas wrapping

>>69020851
I wrapped her pum pum like take this gift

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

still got some coke left for tonight

what do I say now?

>>69020727

Viderunt omnes

>>69020791
alcohol

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> enter gym

> WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE THE OTHER BOYS DO

How do I finger my bum?

>>69020875
act like a wasteman
nah thats not me

>>69020880

just snorted a line of weed desu i think my nose is bleeding lmao

>>69020895
what?

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>>69019507
wonder what they thought of irish people

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>hours might differ

ah yes VERY handy excellent information there this is exactly what I was looking for when I googled for specific opening hours hmm yes perfect

>>69020880
doing it bit by bit is how you get a habit

>>69020881
Genesis does what Nintendon't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8

>>69020881
>what do I say now?
>>69020903
>How do I finger my bum?

> what?

shan't be replying to this *yank*

What presents did you get for your friends/family?

Feel like grime "artists" definitely listened to underground rap from the US and tried to copy it but didn't understand any of the slang.

>>69020915
Probably the same they thought of all the other nonwhites

>>69020941
>>69020941
>>69020941
>>69020941
>>69020941
>>69020941

need an english gf lads

>inb4 janny

>>69020943
this post is just wrong on so many levels it's incredible

>>69021020
except it isn't

>>69020944
good post

>>69020910
>this is the kind of druggie that posts in /brit/

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can i roll in mates?
Watching 'this is England 88' today alone