/brit/

terrible thread

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cara

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first

>>69017949
can't be a good fan of this post

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Is it safe?

>>69017942
absolute font and a half
post the qts

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JANNY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>req more
>>69017955

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>>69017996
no go home

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Kelly

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me smoking a spliff fuck the feds

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ON CHRISTMAS EVE

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JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BRUCE

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>>69018021
Yes, but is it safe?

>>69018002
Noooo. x

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it's often said by JFs that /brit/ is THE shittest general... in the world...

but to test that theory we have to hand over to our 'tame' janitor...

SOME SAY he does it without any monetary compensation, and that his blood boils at over 900°C - all we know is HE'S CALLED THE JANNY

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2 hours here

post hard willies

did janny just delete 1 and a half threads because the bump limit wasnt reached (305/310) in an old thread on page 10?

>>69018059
wat happens in 2 hours?

beer party?

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it's often said by JFs that /brit/ is THE shittest general... in the world..

but to test that theory we have to hand over to our 'tame' janitor...

SOME SAY he does it without any monetary compensation, and that his blood boils at over 900°C - all we know is HE'S CALLED THE JANNY

>>69018032
Reported to the authorities

rewatching this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8

>>69018071

i thought 300 was the bump limit

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merry christmas jordan knight and his prossie sister x

>>69018081
police generally don't care if you're smoking weed

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>>69018028
>those inner thigh muscles

https://youtu.be/8Xyjk4sDxnI

Will have this on blast tomorrow morning

>>69018056
>nicking my gimmick

you absolute, total scuzzbag


disgrace

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>>69017997
they probably just want more instagram followers desu

>>69018059
1 hour here you backwards poof

>>69018084
So painfully forced and unfunny, not sure how you can stand stuff like this.

janitors are literally policing the board the day before christmas

wow.

>>69018062
Umm how about you post a pic in return. x

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>>69018062

>>69018071
Janny seems to treat /brit/ more unfairly than any other general desu.

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didn't sleep at all lads haha

Are there any porn videos where a girl talks to you and her breasts just start to kind of fall out of her shirt/top without her being aware of it?

Like in 40 year old virgin except for 5 minutes not 30 seconds

>>69018032
why are wogs such scum?

>>69018104
are you going to make an attempt at conversation with them

Writing up the topic list for tomorrows Christmas lunch

>>69018105
>pretending its later than it is because you don't get enough sun
hmmm

the state of this kingdom

Janny will only be receiving coal for Christmas.

He knows what you did, Janny! He knows!

tell solo feed man to the lions

>>69018151
probably not i'm everything but a smooth talker

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What did she mean by this?

>>69018087
newlad

why do australians become the OP for brit threads? why do we even post in these threads?

>get paid at the end of the month rather than a week earlier so I have money for presents this weekend

for what reason?

>>69017975
Eyebrows

>>69018179
Not sure what you're on about you 'Australian'

45 minutes

>>69018193
VERY HARAM!!!

>>69018193
this is islamophobic

Fuck /brit/

Should I go to Christmas Midnight Mass? What happens at a Christmas Midnight Mass?

Never been to a church service before, let alone Christmas Midnight Mass desu

>>69018196
because Tony Abbott is British

>>69018225
fucking massive pissup mate it's mental

just ate my advent chocolate for the 25th because i can't be arsed taking the calendar back with me

>>69018190
give it a go mate
/brit/ will help you choose what to say

syrians are white

>>69018238
Grow up.

>>69018131
i don't post in other generals so I wouldn't know

to janny: the reason moderation isn't automated is because human moderators are able to enforce the "spirit of the law" rather than the letter of the law.

>>69018237
reddit

>>69018193
what's this from?

>>69018209
ok, Tomislav Cuccittini

>>69018225

>>69018236
This.. followed by a gangbang

might do my usual 'tell all my family and m8s I died in a horrific accident involving a vat of body-dissolving acid so I don't have to spend any time with them and show up on the 2nd of january to tell them I was only joking only to find none of them even noticed I wasn't around' routine tomorrow lads

>>69018225
You'll sit in a big crowd of solemn people dressed too well for the event and squirming bored children for longer than you expected while some guy goes on and on and on about the origins of the holiday for hours longer than the service was supposed to last.

>>69018237
saw this on reddit

>>69018196
kim chung yang

>no job
>gf had to buy washer
>currently living in a shithole
>can't get her anything
>parents came up last week on my birthday, they are divorced so have to time the arrivals so they don't meet
>dropped off their budget gifts, one sounds like a box of fucking pencils and one feels like its going to be a fucking "adult colouring" book from poundland or the works
>mom basically asks where hers are
>gave me a huge guilt trip, but mostly rage that I am obligated some how
>parents own 2 houses each
>tells me about the 3 week holiday she is going on for the rest of the visit
>gf sent her something on amazon
>basically in hard budget mode now and eating 29p instant couscous

I am not doing Christmas anymore, Its always something some year and this one was over the line

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Need a paki gf

*joins you under the mistletoe*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp0I6kC3Yso

>>69018196
because we have more in common with the british then balts
also balt is slow as fuck

>>69018290

Will I have to confess to anything or talk to anyone? Church is only down the road and I have nothing to do. Also it's midnight mass so maybe less children.

>2016
>still thinks a fucking vanilla wafer is holy

taig cucks

>>69018301
get a job then

houselets
when will they learn
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-38418858

I just found out Micheal Jackson has died

>>69018301
Wow such a hard life, living away from your parents with your gf. Truly horrible.

>>69018328
go to bed you fucking vampire

>>69018322
nah mate it's just some hymns and prayers and that

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Incredibly bored

>>69018301
so you're anorexic but are eating couscous and you have 4.5k in the bank but cant afford presents. hmmm

you realise people with extra flags can see you're making all this up right?

Who's the prolific person from your hometown?
I'll start, Sydney Camm

>>69018301
>mom

You need to fuck right off

>>69018334
2 people died mate have a word with yourself

where were you when you found out MJ had died?

I was at the eiffel tower on a school trip haha

>>69018301
ah yes

the classic Povvo Scrooge

>making your gf support you
shameful and weak 2bh, sack up.

>>69018322
nah there might be a greeter at the door to say hello when you walk in but other than that you can avoid conversation pretty easily.

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> Haha anon, why wouldn't you spend Christmas with someone? You're a handsome, beautiful man!

>>69018301
>mom
is this yank pasta?

>>69018125
i'm not a male prostitute

>>69018362
watch k-on

>>69018386
>school

millennials out

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>>69018301
>mom

>>69018397
thanks mum

>>69018373
wow

you're so smart

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>>69018381
look at this 'house'
lmoa

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>>69018397

>>69018334
haha poles BTFO

>>69018375
Heath Ledger

>>69018386
Walking to meet the boys at the neighborhood pool, got a text about it from a girl I knew.

>>69018375
sasha grey lived 5 miles from my hometown

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normoids rooooooooo

>>69018397
>tfw my female family members don't say this to me anymore

>>69017704
>open the celebrations tub
>take all the malteasers and galaxy
>sellotape it back up

devilish, the perfect crime

>>69018375
rembrandt

>>69018375
Helen Mirren

under 60 kg huh?

>>69018357
>>69018392

Alright thanks lads I'll update on how it went if I go. Might get stuck playing Planet Coaster though pmsl

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> all those happy couples and families in the city while you're walking home alone with a bottle of whiskey

>>69018414
get fucked grandad

>>69018345

It really is when you don't have money, Its not like tv where its nice or works out in the end

I'll be alone next year because I am a complete dead weight

>>69018424
no, just eliciting a bitter sarky response. well done.

alright lads im from the nor-

>FUCK OF NORTHERN SCUM YOU ARE SCUM FUCKING STRIKE MONKEYS FUCK OFF YOU ARE UNEDUCATED AND THE NORTH IS A POST IONDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

uhh... okay then

>>69018375

George C. Marshall

you're welcome, Europe

>>69018473
sometimes I feel bad about myself until I see posts like this

thanks for cheering me up a bit lad

>No job at the minute
>Got to go to my sister and her husband's house for Christmas Day
>Everybody will be asking me why I don't hav ea job after my last one ended

Ah yes, splendid.

>So anon, are you courting anyone this year?

>>69018507

tell them you're sick

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>>69018193

>>69018308
*gives you a kiss* whoops haha.

>>69018489
post the vocaroo of the nice voice lad talking about northerners

makes me howl every time

>>69018486
lmao

are you okay

i'm just harvesting (You)'s for the busyChristmas/New Years period

>>69018479
So start supporting yourself

Nobody has ever accomplished anything by saying "yea I'm dead weight" and leaving it at that.

>>69018507
dont go

stay at home and drink

>>69018479
How did you end up with a gf in the first place?

doing smelly beer farts

the 'north'
or as I like to refer to it,
the poo'orth

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it's noon:30 in the UK

how can the earth be flat

the sunis only just rising here

>>69018472
that's not very funny

>being a poortherner

do people still unironically do this?

>>69018489
>iondustrial
ah yes, the 'north'

>>69018516
>>69018528
I can't, the whole family on both sides is going, it's family relation sudoku not to attend.

I'M WORKING FOR A CASH MA-CHEEYEEN

>>69018375
doxable info

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southerners = runtherners

>>69018489
>>69018522
noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

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Me and the gf

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>27, never had a job, never had a GF, ugly AND short. Tell me again why you think you're qualified to have christmas dinner with us?

>>69018559
hard-fi

>>69018373
what flag is the snarly little runt

>>69018581
Me in two years ahha

today's diet: starving thyself in preparation for eating a bird tomorrow

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Edinburgh
2. Glasgow
3. Birmingham
4. Cardiff
5. Belfast

Am I the only one that doesn't like going out on Christmas Eve or on NYE?

All my mates go out and say I'm sad for not going out but I hate going out on Christmas Eve because it;s too busy and then you spend Christmas Day hungover and NYE is just awful because it is ridiculously busy, everything is overly priced and you spend God knows how much to celebrate at midnight crammed in like a sardine at a shit venue that charged 50 quid to get in.

Please explain, there's just no appeal to me.

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>be a southerner
>knock down pub so you can replace it with a mosque

can't fabricate

>>69018591
devon

>>69018559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk

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do you think eddie is cute? I thought he was adorable in fantastic beasts

>>69018375
Fink

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>>69018581
dad just leave it yeah

just did a shit so horrendous I'm almost expecting ISIS to claim responsibility for it

>>69018591
some irrelevant newflag.

>>69018630
me on the left

any fick pfetic kangawoo pfucking retards in here?

>>69018375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Brierley

>>69018605
1. Perth
2. Edinburgh
3. Bath
4. Durham
5. Bristol

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>have a decent voice and ability to make popular music
>can't go any further because ugly front man

JUST

>>69018091
you fucking idiot

that's three different people in one post you mong cunt

get your Australian personalities right before I smite you come christmas

>tfw no frog gf

https://youtu.be/4Vqlazbu9jc

>>69018605
t. scottish "heritage"

>>69018605
The UK only has one city, LONDON

>>69018581
W-w-well I think my university course has prepared me for it, I've just been taking it slowly since I graduated hehe...

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pic of me, rate

>>69018581
please mum I'm fucking starving

>>69018581
because Jesus came for all those who are poor and bullied and weak

>>69018616
bad post

>>69018585
good post

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>>69018650
come on mate

>>69018650

Hes a bit ugly but that hasn't stopped people before. What they all need is a fucking bath and a haircut

>>69018672
t. Rasheed Ahmed abdul mahmood anzari mohammed

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My friends wonder why I call you all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no I know I'm right all right
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice
When they insist on blowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when alive, and I tell them why

your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because (your kiss is on my list) of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss is what I miss) when I turn off the light

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This scene wasn't funny, what the fuck were they thinking

>>69018605
1. Bristol
2. Edinburgh
3. York
4. Exeter
5. Manny

mum said we're getting a takeaway tonight what should i ask for

also imagine working at a fast food place on christmas eve LOL

gf, the

https://youtu.be/XbULM0bTPs8

>>69018726
>pakis celebrate christmas

>>69018722
it wasn't meant to be funny

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>>69018699

Not as bad, he looks alright in some pictures and he's not a manlet. Just looks depressing, which they can work with.

Tom, on the other hand

>>69018676
i dont rate mens face
post penis and i will rate

>>69018726
don't think the 'sheeds care tbf
remember when the world cup was one i got a girl delivering my pizzas for the first and only time ever

>>69018605
1. Birmingham
2. Coventry
3. Solihull
4. Wolverhampton
5. Walsall

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https://soundcloud.com/homusapien/oh-shit-im-feeling-it

outrageous tune - and I don't even like meme grips

>>69018722
Watched that with my grandad once and he started crying

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you reckon he enjoys Christmas?

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Matched with this cutie, perhaps I'm not that ugly!

Daily reminder unless you have at east your age x 1000 in the bank right now you're a failure

>>69018650
The first album was alright it appealed to the angsty teen market perfectly but anything after that was fucking shit

>>69018761
0121 mentioned repeatedly

absolutely hanging, haha

>>69018533
I told a girl that I kept meeting at a bus stand that I liked her

>>69018767
puff

>>69018767
Was your granddad in the war? Old people at the moment always fucking bang on about the war whenever anyone mentions Europe but hardly anyone living actually fought in it.

>>69018733
that's my gf you cunt

>>69018755
he needs to get into hard drugs or something so that people think he's ugly, edgy and subversive

right now he just looks like a slimy gimp - bit like gollum

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my gimmicks are failing to harvest (You)s today
i'll have to pull out my last stops and say something incredibly stupid then; that always works

>>69018699
I'm still cringing from his appearance a few weeks ago on This Week when he confused Andrew Neil and had a go at him because Neil accidentally laughed at the Bataclan murders.

Then when Andrew Neil said 'what happened at the Bataclan was terrible' and he responded 'I didn't think we played that bad.'

I've never actually had to turn my telly off through cringe before

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>>69018711

It didn't help lad. Bass player turned into a madman though

>
font

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Literally had to start working for the family business for my dad to stop telling me my jobs were shit 2bh

>work in a restaurant
"do you even pay taxes?"
>work in a grocery store
"When are you going to get a real job?"
>work for a landscaping company
"So do the illegals"
>work in commercial furniture (built cubicles and office interiors and shite)
"Son, thats as dead end as it comes"
>start doing HVAC at the family business
"Hey you need your check pushed forward a bit for Christmas gifts? Also [the finance guy] wants you to come pick up your bonus."
ah yes

>yanks think they can just get easy (You)s
uhm try again, sweetie. Everyone just hates you all.

>>69018775
He looks fun.

>>69018816
? didn't see this

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>>69018806
No but he lost his dad and grandad in both world wars, he didn't even get to meet his grandad

>>69018798
kys

I was listening to the first Libertines album again the other day desu, not as good as I remembered.

>>69018240
doing a consider desu

train is in less than an hour and i haven't even packed yet lol

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>>69018813
this always does the trick

>>69018652
was just testing the waters to bait a post like this

now my knowledge on aussie posters gas expanded

doing a waste the best years of my life

I don't like it when people insist on having a "career"
who the fuck wants to do the same job for the rest of their life?

Imagine going out on Christmas eve and being hungover on Christmas day instead of going out last night and being able to enjoy your Christmas lunch.

mental

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>>69018898

I stopped taking girl pills but I still can't get a hard on

>tfw no russian gf

>>69018868
https://twitter.com/AndrewNeilHair/status/807026525640019969

Can't find the later clip of him saying 'I didn't think we played that bad.'

Liz Kendall looks like she want to die but so would I if he said 'it took three weeks to clean up the blood' and Andrew Neil laughed

>>69018907
this times one billion

>>69018898
listened to this one every day for the last month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkeDBwsIaZw
it's not horrible motivation

>>69018863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3vNZgj6VR

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>ywn go back to the long summer before GCSEs
>sitting out in the fields with a big group of your mates listening to Jamie T and the libertines, smoking poorly constructed doobs and rollies
>cycling to the beach and going swimming in the freezing cold water
>drinking beers someone's fake ID bought you
>seeing the girl you fancy later on at a house party and being told by her mates she likes you back
>losing your virginity to her in an awkward and overall mututally disappointing sexual display
>no real pressure
>no real responsibility

>>69018935
FONT

>>69018881
do it pussio

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>christmas in 11 hours 19 minutes and 26 seconds
>not a single bit of christmas shopping done

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>>69018772
nah
reckon his family stopped inviting him for dinner because he never shut up about the sjws and the mainstream media

>see a yank flag
>keep scrolling
all that time spent typing up their attempt at a shitpost and people don't even read it.
grim.

no (You)s for (Ya)nks

>>69018935
>Jamie T

bender

>>69018886
buncar faucpop

>>69018935
never had friends all throughout grammar school

>>69018919
oh fucking hell I just put 2+2 together with the bataclan

hahaha christ

poor liz

>>69018907
going to do all of that because im proper mental haha

>>69018901
people who want to make lots of money

>>69018960
WONDERFUL POST

>>69018864
I think he's cute, anyways, can't tell if you're being sarcastic

just matched with like 4 guys back to back just now, guys are so much less stingy than girls. I've gotten 3 matches with girls out of a few hundred right swipes, sad as it sounds

>>69018954
I hope all your family are dead la
not in a malicious way of course

i think we're all agreed that yanks are welcome here and aussies are not wanted

who /ends up buying birthday presents for early 2017 during their christmas shopping/ here

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>>69018959
>>69018960

>>69019005
think you'll find its the opposite actually lad

>>69018935
>Drinking at the local country park and all your mates so happy to see you that they jump on you in a big pile when you arrive
>Biggest worry was whether or not my hair would look good when I woke up
>Listening to banging tunres on the radio and thinking university would never come around for you
>MSN to your mates about meeting up for a game of footy at the local field
>Late night poker games round your mates house
>Not having to revise for GCSEs because of how easy they were and genuinely being care free.

I've been working nearly two years now. I want to go back.

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!

*runs in front of you and stops you walking*

*hands you a big issue*

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>>69019005

i love you guys please adopt me i dont like this country

business idea: put the 300m yanks in britain and the 65m brits in america

>>69018992
at the cost of severe boredom?

weirdos

*takes caralad under my wing*

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>>69019005
wow thanks x

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>tfw your adolescence was more like the Inbetweeners than Skins

>>69019009
Everyone I know has a summer birthday. So no.

Bit fucking odd that now I think about it desu.

>having 2 floors in your house
this triggers and confuses the australian

>>69018901
dunno, mines a bit of an adventure everyday

new job site every day or 2, get to drive trucks around and pick up equipment, get to work with cranes on commercial jobs, get to work on roofs and behind the scenes of businesses and stuff.

And they pay for you to go to trade school as long as you pass so I can get my journeyman's license for free, and we get a $2/hr raise every year that you pass a class, and you get a benefits package, and you get paid vacation time that increases the longer you work for the company, and you get a retirement plan (have a 401k building in my early 20's which is nice)

And we own the business so hopefully I can run it and make the big money when my old man retires.

You just don't get the same benefits and treatment working at a restaurant for a year or two.

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>>69019034

>>69019047
*battres the pair of you*
heh

>having normal seasons in the right order
this triggers and confuses the australian

>>69019059
but i live in a two storey home

>having 1 tap
this triggers and confuses the tea-niggers

it was christmas eve babe

>>69019047
wew

>>69019096
maybe 30 years you fucking idiot

once upon a time,

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who was in the wrong here

>>69019051
Mine was like Skins but with way less interracial sex.

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>>69019115

point proven

>>69019039
Rope yourself

>>69019034
>employment isn't significantly easier than secondary school


don't understand this experience

>>69018997
>biscum
triggered
Nah, jk, and I wasn't being sarcastic. He seems like he hasn't had the life sucked out of him yet.

>yfw saying the word 'cunt' is enough to send even the thickest-skinned Yank into a spastic fit of blind rage

>>69019038
Mate, fuck off yeah?

yanks get proper bullied on /brit/ haha

*imprisons caralad in my rape dungeon where he is forced to watch me beat the shit out of cardboard cutouts of cara with a cricket bat every day*

>>69019176
>...yeah?
t. black englishman

>>69019183
Aha yeh
*does the virgin walk*

>>69019183
we like yanks more than you

takes me back to the FIFA 10 days boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn95GbGcajo

>>69019146
yeah everybody on /lgbt/ hates us bis :/

not without good reasons of course, but it's a bit depressing

need a posh english gf and a trashy american bf at the same time

>>69019210
considering most irish posters go into over the top heemic mcheem mode any time we get slagged off its no womder tae bae honest
still gonna keep doing it though

>>69019183
yea, fOY

why you guys so rude at yanks?

>>69019142
Really? I tend to find the office grind isn't really anything special.

It utterly depresses me when you've got middle managers getting a power trip because they manage two people or because their company car allowance has been upped slightly and everybody jostles to rise to the top in a mid regional company.

Secondary school wasn't perfect, but at least I felt alive and felt large scale feelings back then other than general dread.

It wasn't always easy, sometimes I felt insecure, sometimes low, but a lot of the time I felt excited for the prospect of the future, the girl I liked messaging me on MSN or by text, the freedom of no bills or worries and just coming home to a great mum and dad, playing footy with mates, hanging around and discussing largely exaggerated sexual experiences, going out for the first times with fake IDs and going to house parties where you get drunk. Those long summer days with your mates where they seem to last forever but before you know it you're back at school. That one time our mum's agreed for us to go visit relatives in Europe with mates and we went on a mini adventure. Even just the laughter with your mates in class as you have an inside joke and you try your best not to laugh when they look at you.

I can't understand why yours either.

>>69019183
because they're gay little pencil necks

the sort of spackers at school that would float on the edges of conversation trying to get a word in

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in dire need of a rewatch
approaching extremely dire need

>>69019199
>black
>englishman

hmm

supposed to be snowing in GTA again

really like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChKD3JjuVeQ

pretty cool

>>69019242
FOG
(fuck off gook)

>>69019210
t. airwrecka jaquavius "A.J" gutierrez

>>69019187
not a fan, I'll have you know that im a 6'4 brick shithouse etc

>>69019259
does it fuck the handling up?

>>69017984
Good post

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>sectarian violence
>rioting
>carbombs

how did ireland become such a shitehole in the 70s?

pic unrelated

>>69019244
school was only better for people who weren't pressured to do well in exams and who got bursary money from the government due to low income family

>>69019242
FOJ
(fuck off jap)

>>69019259
GTA5 is literally the best game of all time and anyone who disagrees is kidding themselves

I could've been someone

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>>69019250
>the sort of spackers at school that would float on the edges of conversation trying to get a word in

went out last night
the dry spell continues

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>>69019250
>the sort of spackers at school that would float on the edges of conversation trying to get a word in

>>69019242
FON

(fuck off Nip)

>>69019302
I went to a state school and was predicted all A*, although my family weren't poor enoguh to get brusaries.

I still had a wonderful time, I think people saying what you're saying are looking for excuses as to why they didn't enjoy it so much.

>janny banned me again
*does the airplane mode*
Aha hi lads :)

>>69017998
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DEMAND ME RESPECT?!?!

>>69019272
>>69019303
he's a yank you mongs
and don't reply or encourage him

*eats a pear*

guess that counts as my breakfast. bought some sausages to cook up yday but couldn't be arsed putting them on this morning

Are women that don't want children mentally ill?

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>>69019358
sure have them for lunch in a sandwich

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once had a dream that I was in my bathroom and I had these long, knotted ropes coming out of my face, had about 7

I would pull them and they'd keep coming and I could feel the rope moving through my body and then it would come out leaving a big hole in my face but I kept pulling all the other ones

then I woke up and threw up everywhere

now when I see black girls with that braided hair I feel sick

am I racist?

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who designed this building

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local polski shop was doing a xmas deal on booze. got some of these weirdo slav beers. gona try one now.

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choon boys

https://youtu.be/Y9-mYg5VDzQ

>>69019363

easiest way to trigger /brit/ and get those sweet (you)s

"Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Edinburgh"

Have about 7 (You) sleeper cells planted in this thread lads. When you reply to a post, you may inadvertently be giving me a (You), hahahahaha!!!!

>>69019358
I have sausage that's been in my freezer for several weeks now

never feel like cooking it 2bh

>>69019283
just got in to online, will find out soon

>>69019310
it's really good but none of my friends play it anymore so that kind of limits the fun

there needs to be a *tips fedora* for working class scum. Rorke is more an angry middle englander, I'm talking the guy who calls people mongs, runts, divs, spacker, hates americans, is anti-intellectual, crass, rude etc, any ideas lads?

Bet there's loads of benders working airport security

Just saw a woman get groped. Proper feel of her milf titties and I thought, that security girl is a dyke and gushing at this

>>69019377
Norman Foster I think