/isr/ - /ישר/ - Israel Thread

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Favourite general

>>69016357
No wonder. Tali barut yahudiah.

>>69016468
How does one obtain a secular Turkish gf?

khaybar khaybar ya yahud

Hello dear Jews
Please come to visit Germany

>>69016357
>Tel Aviv bro
>Tourist Bro
>Crazy French Ashkenazi bro
>Machine-sex bro
>Palestinian convert/immigrant bro
If you're all here, Happy Hanukah to you and everyone else

>>69016357
Very nice thread.

>>69017102
Oh boy, we are going to the khaybar?

A-am I welcome here?

>>69017563
Only muslim are allowed

tfw friend has an exam
tfw no one to spend hannukah with :'(

Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas to all my Jewish friends :D

>>69017758
>merry christmas to my jewish friends
Wot

>>69018058
that's for mamzerim : D

>>69016357
how'd the hollocaust go

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hi

what do israeli think of trump?

>>69018574
i support trump

merry christmas guys! :3

we should bring the greeks back to kill the jewish zealots again tb.h

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what do you think about this picture?

>>69020101

I'm not sure what it is supposed to be but it looks pretty edgy

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I am just here to check if one of you is going to cross the green line

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>>69020148
i have no idea either to be honest

>>69020178

The army psychiatrist gave me exemption from going past it so no thanks

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>>69020261
you just did tho :^)

Wow it's been a while since the last Israel general. What's everyone been up to?

>>69020296
he is doing a pretty bad job so far

>>69020019
I am Greek

>>69020301

studying myself into a state of self-inflicted autism

i am only numbers now

>>69020296

if allah is on your side, why are muslim's lives everywhere so shit? why do jews and christians have so much, and you so little? god hates you.

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rate me guys

>>69020296
No

t. Allah

>>69020625

103.4/10

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>>69020709

I lost weight

>>69020772

Good for you

>>69020625
10/10

>>69020576
You are given free money by Christians and still manage to be an Arab shithole.

>>69020866

Free money? Nobody told me. Where do I collect?

>>69016357
Well, seeing as nobody else has yet to say it, I guess I'll go ahead and do the honours.

Jews are fucking pieces of shit that lied about the Holocaust, made bullshit up about 6 million, and completely "forgot" about the Havaara Agreement.

You cock-sucking motherfucking pieces of shit deserve to be covered in oil and set alight for the bullshit you've put the world for.
Tell me, how can you be "chosen ones" if half of you aren't even religious? Mark Kikeberg is an example.
Funny how kikes change the meaning of "Jewish" from race to religion whenever they feel. You are the most evil fucking pieces of shit on the planet. Still butthurt about Trump and Brexit? Oh never mind, Trump just increase the much necessary aid to Israel, so I suppose you kikes love him now. Die in a fire please, the lot of you - but this time make sure it's a real fire and not one you made up to make people feel sorry for your shitskin Arab-looking asses.

>>69021102
excellent post my friend

>>69021102
T. Muhammed al Ahmed

>>69021182
naww, I'm still butthurt about the British soldiers they bombed back in the 50-60s

>>69021236
30s-40s*

>>69021102
Why would I be butthurt that the goodest goy won the US election and that the UK are destroying the European Union of bad goyim?

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>>69021236
Literally nothing wrong with killing British ''people''

>>69021236
Britain was supporting the arab pesudo-communists the 50s and 60s. Just like you were doing here with the various african communist movements here.

During the war of independence, the egytians had british spitfires and the jordanians had British officers

hello, I think that i'am of jewish decent

How can I collect free shekels, are sephardic jews treated as scum ?

>>69021400
They are treated as kangz and sheeit like niggers in liberal areas of america or muslims in europe

>>69021518
Is it true that Ashkenazis run everything?

>>69021585
run or ruin ?

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>>69021236

>>69021360
*30s-40s

>>69021585
The racial relations between Ashkenazim and Mizrahim are like between whites and blacks in America except the Mizrahim are already the majority.

Is Mussolini considered as bad as Hitler in Israel?

>>69022351
Average mouth breathing commoners don't know who he is
Most people who do only know of him from history class and probably think he was just as bad because he was allied with the nazis

country with no future general

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>>69020178
i am going to tomorrow, not happy with it but that's how things are

>>69020890
Obama is about to give you billions worth of weapons so you can bomb more hospitals and schools. Trump will give you even more free stuff.

>>69022843
We have a future, it's just worse than the present.

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what did he mean by this?

Hello I have a coupon for 20% off a free palestine, where do I collect it?

>>69023112
at your nearest palestinian embassy

>>69023170

Thanks

>>69022221
Is it seriously that bad? Do ashkenazim and mizrahim murder each other? And what are the Russian Jews classified as?

How are you lads celebrating Hanukkah right now?

Do you think israel will qualifier for the world cup ?

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>>69022843
Literally every fucking developed country's citizens claim their country has no future. Gib arguments.

>>69017008
I would know if I had talked to any. :-:

>>69024306
That's not what I meant.

Mizrahis are savages but they control the public discourse. They want the rich Ashkenazim that fund their welfare to check their liberal secular white privilege while they keep voting for Bibi and turn our country into a religious shithole.

Russians are like Asians. First generation are poor but obsessive about education, so their children are on average the most educated. They have their bydlos but in general they are with the Ashkenazim

>>69024501
Ate some Sufganiyut from Roladin (expensive posh bakery chain) and home made Latkes with my family. Feels good my Persian friend

>>69025133
Bibi is alpha as fuck to be fair

and he's mostly ashkenazi right

shalom non-goys

>>69024563
Maybe our Men's team could qualify for the women's world cup

>>69016357
Chanukkah is pagan culture.

>>69025190
He is Ashkenazi, but most SJWs in California are white (or (((white))) ).

In Israel the SJWs are right wingers. Ashkenazi liberals need to check their privilege, every celebrity has to present themselves as conservative or be slaughtered by the bibi drones, and all the edgelords are on the left.

>>69025304
Interesting situation. Is there any limit to how long Bibi can stay in power? It feels like he has been for ages

>>69025304
>SJW
>right winger
you mean left?

>>69025365
Well, average life expentance for males in Israel is around 80 years, so we probably have about 12 more years, so around 5 terms.

>>69025401
תקרא דברים שמירי רגב אומרת על ההגמניה האשכנזית השמאלנית

זה כאילו תרגמו בלוג בטאמבלר

הימין הוא הsjw בישראל

>>69025473
interesting point

>>69016410
Burn in hell Jewish swine.

>>69025511
Another point: if you ignore Arabs, who in practice are not part of Israeli society, all minorities in Israel support the right, while the ''privileged'' Ashkenazim are traditionally leftists

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>>69025473
May Iran be given the means to nuke you off of the planet Jewish pig.

>>69025133
Honestly that doesn't sound too terrible. Wouldn't liberals just open the borders and let Muslims destroy the country, like they always do?

>>69025735
We are already full of Arabs, they just happen to be Jewish.

>>69025836
You think maybe they pretended to be Jewish for citizenship?

>>69025918
Well no considering they are the crazy religious nutjobs

セージ

>>69026085
バンプ

>>69026056
Funny how the liberal Jew gets exactly what's coming to him.

>>69026193
馬鹿
馬鹿
馬鹿

Will converting to Judaism help me get a job in banking or are first generation converts not considered Jewish in this circumstance?

>>69026428
Forgive me for not checkimg my privilege, Zach Buzaglo.

>>69026496
You need to have a double circumcision.

>>69016357
Persian jew?

>>69020576
Not true. He gave us vast amounts of oil and natural gas.

>>69026578
No I just support Israel

>>69027084
LOL

>>69026496
If you can convert, change your last name to something like Goldstein, and keep it hidden that you converted and are not a real jew, then it might help. Serious.

>>69027084
häng dig

hi so are people happy in israel that trump got elected now?

We support you guys, like any sane person should :3

Do jews still hate Poland and blame it for everything?

>>69020625
>I weight 106 kg and I look better, albeit I'm not /fit/
at least I don't have manboobs

>>69028135
now we don't.

>>69028264
You're not a jew. You are Turkey.
Can't fool me.

>>69028135
Yes

>>69028441
Ah, it's good to know that you hate YOURSELVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

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>>69027084
Reported to the NAJA

>>69029719
saved it. just in time for christmas

>>69021236
>muh empire
you should have fucked off when you had the chance

>>69027524
Why is your flag so small

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>>69028135
No, it is Poland hates us and blame us in everything that we didn't did.

>>69028135
Most people here don't know your country exists.

>>69032736
How do the Israelis feel about Trump being elected?

>>69034308
i care only for the memes, so thats cool

>>69028135
Dude, can you please give me back my grandmother's house? It smells like pork and drainer fluid now and we want to clean the place up.

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I recently learned that a popular nickname for people named Jacob is "Kobi".

That is fucking awesome. I get to be Kobi now. Thank you based Israel.

>>69032666
Satan, do you mean that you didn't kill newborns?
Wołyn genocide was done by russians?

>>69032736
GOOD. that way it won't hurt you

>>69035331
I will. But how many shekels will I have?
Maybe some yad vashem tree?
C'mon....

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happy hanukkah

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bismillah

>>69018058
I'm a Jew and we celebrate christmas. We aren't religious though

I really wish I could show this picture to you guys

it's all Israelis and my NY jew family, and one goy. But the goy also looks like he's straight out of Israel

if I put the caption "guess the goyim" it would be a popular image I think

>>69037781
>have house stolen
>come back years later
>thief asks for money in return for house

Come on, m8.

>>69027084
what a faggot

Why can't Israel and Iran be bros? You two guys could easily just shit all over the Middle East and make everyone your bitch.

Israel and Iran are the only two productive countries in that entire shit hole anyways.

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>>69021236
Back to your containment board you filthy pigs.
I hope Israel continues to bomb every filthy Muslim dog like yourselves.

>>69038223
>American praising Iran
what the fuck

>>69038266
>disliking the Shah = disliking the Iranian people

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>>69038034
Happy Hanukkah achim (Don't know the plural)

>>69038415
Why do goys find Hebrew plurals so hard?

-im for male, -ot for female. Tada'

>>69038449
I'm not a goy you dumbfuck, I just don't know that much Hebrew.

>>69038449
Some words are irregular though, like the plural of בן is בני, but yeah I see your point

>>69038544
>>69038449
Also
>Achimim

>>69038127
Money. It's the only language I understand
I learned it from my brothers jews

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>>69016357
צייון ישרף

>>69016357
Are goyims allowed ?

>>69038749
no, you fucking canadian idiot

>>69038548
They're not really dude.

בנים is plural for the noun.

If you say something like בני ישראל, then you add the י suffix because it's not the singular object.

The irregularities are with dual nouns like מים or יניים

>>69038579
How hard is this to understand?

>Ach
Brother

>Achi
My brother (this is how you would refer to someone and is the more regular form of the word)

>Achim
Brothers.

>>69038749
no

>>69038781
geee, thank you mr 100% fuck yeah murrican
what would we do without your intervention?

>>69038827
Oh well then. Always thought Achim meant "bro".
Thanks for telling me.

Happy Hannukah, Jews.
Make more Fauda that's one of my favorite shows.

>>69038781
Oh my bad, I didn't know that. Thanks for teaching me something. I guess I was thinking about בני אדם being the plural of בן אדם, and just assumed.

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>>69038835
That's racist

>>69039121
Well it is. But it's no longer one word any longer, and you're not really thinking of the same plural.

You're talking about a plural in a collective, sons of Adam versus son of Adam. You're not talking about multiple son of Adams walking around independent. The yud is a possessive in this case.

>>69038850
Well you'd continue making shitty posts on Youtube with your username "Shlomo Goldwitz" and spouting dumb stupid shit like, "Haha you are a stupid Goyim."

It's cringeworthy.

>>69038914
No prob man.

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>tfw god abandoned the jews long ago
feels good

>>69039364
I was referring to the plural of "human" as in a human being. The Hebrew equivalent of human is בן אדם

In the case of actual sons of Adam, then you would be right

>>69039480
how do you know my youtube username?
that's some x-tier level conspiracy

>>69039672
I know, I was just giving the literal translation.

>>69022221
Woah, there are more than types of Jews?

>>69039786
Lucky guess.

>>69040201
yep. Jewish lore is deep. You should look into Jude Mysticism

>>69039521

Not really. God have a plan for them.

Jeremiah 29:11-14

>For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. 12 Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. 13 You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart. 14 I will be found by you,” declares the Lord, “and will bring you back from captivity.[a] I will gather you from all the nations and places where I have banished you,” declares the Lord, “and will bring you back to the place from which I carried you into exile.”

And this will happen, probaply in our lifetime too. God is taking Israel back and they are going to accept Jesus as their saviour.

Zechariah 12:10

>“And I will pour out on the house of David and the inhabitants of Jerusalem a spirit of grace and pleas for mercy, so that, when they look on me, on him whom they have pierced, they shall mourn for him, as one mourns for an only child, and weep bitterly over him, as one weeps over a firstborn.

> I will cleanse them from all the sin they have committed against me and will forgive all their sins of rebellion against me.

לא ידעתי שיש עדין מהדורות /ישר/, נראה לי יש ב/אני/ כבר פחות ישראלים

chan.org.il
goys welcome

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happy hannukah goyim

ava
nagila ava
nagila ava
nagila BENIS meha

xd