/cum/ - Canada United States of america Mexico

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/balt/

>>69015214
you always get me cutie.

I love Asian girlfeet

Delete this thread for everyone reading this we look down upon Americans as disgusting greasy fat ignorant sub humans, Canadians as absolutely cucks and we get repulsed by the thought of a Mexican Amerindian fat taco eater that beheads people.

Don't ever include Argentina in your threads, we despise you and that's why we never post here.

Make a new thread please, Argentina does not want to be affiliated at all with you disgusting animals

>>69015262
we already know that. you remind us every waking second of that said fact.
>>69015291
such a tsundere.how cute. Tranquilo pa, solo estamos en un hilo para discutir monas chinas nomas.

>>69015344
Fuck off chicano
>>69015395
>>69015395
>>69015395

>>69015291
fuck you two

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>>69015417
kek, it is so easy triggering you fucks

hm, really makes you think.

Earl grey is a great tea for having during moment that make you think.

>>69015522
never had it 2bh. I've had green tea, it wasn't bad at all.

>>69015550
Fucking get on that shit you malmo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8peT9Xvx568

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>>69015550
Really, Earl Grey is the shit along with Darjeeling.
That is some real gourmet shit.

Not too fond of tea other than lemon one 2bhk

>>69015630
probably gonna sound like a fag but I'm into non caffeinated herbal teals like mint, chamomile etc. I will try and post in /cum/ my results.

>>69015659
hmmm, really, I though indians love chai like masala chai
>>69015682
Well, they sell non caffeinated earl grey here, so you may get it wherever you are. Also, it is more of a orange to woody flavor in tea. Really good if you steep it right.

i have never even seen a female

/deutsch/

Cletus?

cummies

>>69016137
you belong to me now

>>69016089
El Cid?
>>69016137
say ahhhhhhhh~

Aaaahhhh~

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Need myself an ebony goddess

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>>69016588
thicc?

Would you rather find your daughter having premarital sex in your own home with an educated and well behaved negro or catch her in the act of masturbating with a corn dog?

>>69016713
what is wrong with you hans?

>>69016713
Corn dog of course

>>69017312
why haven't you gone to sleep yet?

having a dark smoked beer my pals

>>69017400
I've been like this for the past week
I haven't been able to fall asleep until 5am at least
It's 3:46 now

>>69017468
I hear you mate, I'm like you but way worse.

I'm also /westcoast/ btw

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>Latin and Rome is dead

How does Russians in merica act?

>>69017225
He's always been fucked up in the head.
>>69017576
the same. Cold and eastern europeanish with that no smile attitude.

good morning /cum/ where is my favorite south dakotan

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>>69018330
forgot pic lol

>>69017534
what do you mean by this? The holy see still exists.

>>69018681
a parody and a husk of its former self

>>69016713
Corn dog

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I've drank four beers but I still hate everything

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>>69018716
That is sad. I realised that there are two latvian anons on here.

>>69018949
there arent though

there is literally only me

60% white pathetic americuck

>>69018974
hmm, unless you watch anime a lot, there was a Latvian spamming anime on here to days ago.
>>69019073
we whooped your ass two times in war. Fuck off.

>>69019140
then thats that retard from /balt/ ignore him

im the good one

>>69019290
since this thread is dry I might as well ask, what do you guys do for Christmas, Is it the same

drunk as fuck t bh w/you. and this is the best song ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU3hae5ukno

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>im the good one

>>69019340
family gathers, eats, drinks, sits in the lounge, banters, presents under the tree, singing songs or telling poems for presents

the usual

>>69019538
that sounds cool. here we eat ham and shit and then go to night mass.

friendly reminder that DJ WILDPARTY is live at mogra for the next seven hours

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mogra1

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Merry Christmas!

Wish the JFs would fuck off

Merry Christmas/Feliz Navidad/Joyeux Nöel!

do you know?

>>69020540
this

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>>69017312
>>69018759
W-why won't you let me fuck your daughter!

I'm old enough to remember when "Happy Holidays" meant just Christmas and New Years.

>>69021577
I'm young enough to realize that this time of year should be a celebration for people of all backgrounds, not just Christians.

>>69021789
The flag never lies.

>>69021577
>>69021789
i dont care and simply appreciate when someone sends me well wishes

Happy hanukkah

Merry Ramadan

*farts extremely loud*

Happy Kwanzaa

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THANK YOU SYRIAN SANTA

>>69022420
inappropriate

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look what i found!!!

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>>69022531
>liberals
Intothegulagyougo.wav

Who else is abstaining from masturbation this weekend? Just feels wrong to jerk off on the birthday of our lord and saviour.

>>69015209
trash edition

>>69023858
Me too dude
Good thing I emptied myself out the other day

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when a single woman owns a large dog it means she is fucking it

>>69024230
wish this was true

>>69024320
that's a wicked wish

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>the wall will be built and Mexico will pay for it

>>69023858
wasnt he born in the summer or something?

>>69024396
You have to go back

>>69024230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

>>69024413
during September/October

>>69024434
>>69024400

>>69024434
oh course it's a Canadian promoting this

>>69024413
August-October. December is closer to his conception than birth

>>69024434
really made me think

>>69024474
Literally nothing wrong with bestiality

>>69024529
This. It happens in the wild all the time.

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Stop doing that.

>>69024473
>you will never go a day without being subjected to leafposting

>>69024493
specially the very last part

Good morning /cum/

>>69024687
>he hasn't stayed up all night

Can you browse 4chan in prison

>>69024687
Mornin

>>69024751
negative, a-are you going to v-visit someone there?

>>69024784
I wish

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merry christmas, /cum/!
especially to a certain south dakotan

>>69024810
why anon

It's time to go christmas shopping I guess

>>69024849
I illegally sold some medication to some individuals and i'm kinda screwed

>>69024938
baka

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>>69024916
Please respond
I've put this off till today and now I have to go awkwardly stumble through the stores in shame
Also I have no idea what to buy anyone

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>there are people still saying happy holidays
fuck off, I'm gonna say Merry Christmas when it's Christmas fucking eve. If anyone says Happy Holidays to me tomorrow I swear

>>69025024
I agree

>>69024938
sorry to hear that mate. hopefully you'll just need $ to be bailed out.

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>>69024833
Am I famous or something?

Merry Christmas to you too Hong Kong

>>69025010
Nigga, just get some 50 dollar vanilla gift cards, put those in some christmas cards and call it a day. They can buy whatever they want with those

>>69025051
I've no friend for to go my bail.

>>69025024
Happy Holidays, friend

>>69025024
I say happy holidays just to fuck with people that get triggered by it

>>69025061
That doesn't work on everyone though

>>69025076
dad mon granma uncles anyone

>>69015291
Hello,
We're the ones who sold you the missiles... Do we get to stay?
Sincerely

Happy christmas

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>>69025082
>>69025095
>>69025155
uninvited from my Christmas party
>>69025122
Well I guess they arent getting anything

>>69025126
no

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Good morning, /cum/

>>69025178
what's the worst case scenario mate how long are we talking about?

>>69025183
Morning Baja
>>69025178
How long are they gonna give you anyway? How much did you sell?

>>69025199
25 months mandatory minimum

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>>69025054
you're famous in my heart!
unfortunately I'm on my laptop so I cant post any of our signature images but I did find one in the archives >>69018370

>>69025174
Yes they are though there has to be something
I'm just going to go to the store, I guess. Or the mall? Where do I even go, fuck me I usually do this all online really early

>>69025178
yes

>>69025183
I was told you're a grill, is that true?

Btw, merry christmas from France evryone !
Love you a bunch

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>>69025183
Morning Baja

>>69025252
Ooooh I see!
Are you on vacation then?

>>69025236
fuq, please be safe and if for some reason you manage not to go don't ever mess with the illegal activities again.

praying for the best mate

>>69025220
I was pushing amphetamine. Got caught selling about 100g which is 25 month minimum under NC law.

>>69025300
Merci beaucoup!
Joyeux Noël!

>>69025254
Well what the fuck happened this year?
Anyway, who are you buying for? They havent said anything about something they needed? Or maybe theres something you can do for them instead? My mom want's me to paint some stuff around the house

>>69025319
thanks mate

>>69025266
Well, I used to post some pictures of mine before I started to use a name.

The truth must be on the archives.

I have very small bicepts

>>69024058
when you save the threads at night, then you create em.

>>69025463
trash edition

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>>69025496
TRASH STATE

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What are you doing for Christmas, /cum/?~

Jaco I'm gonna gaucho you to death. You fucking fucking phonological cunt.

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>>69025303
Oh yes that one, that's my favorite
I am! All by myself, it's kind of lonesome but I really like it. I hope you're enjoying your holidays too!

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My father is the most dramatic person I know. And my grandmother on his side.

>>69025522
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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>>69025520
say that again

>>69025422
mysterious gal, btw they also said you were a trap but that I would not like to know.

>>69025584
YOU STATE
IS A
SHIT

>tfw last ate yesterday morning

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>>69025584
Connecticut is cute. CUTE!

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>>69025613

>>69025584
I lived in connecticut for a year not where I would want to live at all but I guess if I would have been born and raised there it would be a nice place.

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>>69025652
But no, seriously, you are right, this is a shit edition. I have no clue wtf I created it.

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>>69025613
wow rude.

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Reminder that Connecticut is for light and lewd bullying not for actual meanie bobeanie bullying

>>69025569
We're gonna be blizzarded in on Christmas day
It's gonna be comfy af

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>>69025648
t-thanks
>>69025661
it's so so, lots of my friends used to always talk about leaving but I guess that's the same anywhere. I like it though

I always like this time of year because it makes me realize how badly I really want to die.

>>69024833
Fuck Minnesota

>>69025699
Just a little bant. Us americans always shit talk about each other's shithole. I cant talk. I am from one of the shittiest states of the US.

>>69024058
I love argentina

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White American culture?
>>69025522
Drinking alcohol alone.

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>>69025758
Dying is bad
Don't die!

>>69025760
>Bullying Minnesota
>It's not even against a Minnesotan
lmao you're garbage man

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remind me again why people like this baja chan person again

>>69025722
jelly
it rained here yesterday. I've been sweating daily too, it really doesnt feel like christmas at all. my roommate tells me it's hardly snowy at home too. make sure you pick up some egg nog!

>>69025760
no fuck you leather man. Minnesota is nice. Not quite as good as, say, North Dakota but still

>>69025772
But does argentina love you?
>>69025722
this and only this
>>69025758
Saw a bunch of phones along the bridge that connect directly to the suicide prevention hotline when I went to New York earlier this week. I saw a sign talking about how it always gets better on my way out

My mind isn't on the right today, which gauzy thought wasn't proper for that which we will have to accomplish. NFL related shit and judicious hakims. Hakusho also hates me.

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>>69025834
Because she (male) is a girl (male).

>>69025847
>it always gets better
"jus b urself" tier retardedness.
If anything, it gets worse as you age.

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>>69025807

African American culture???
>>69025818
>>69025834
Minnesota is for homosexuals

>>69025834
because he or she is actually probably the most sufferable namefag from a board that had asshats such as yourman, CIA, and worse. And isnt annoying to me.

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>pick a pimple on my wrist
>feel pain in my ribs
shit

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>>69025859
>>69025915
baja is a cool place with yummy food and cilantro
namefags and attentionwhore traps are not nearly as pretty, likable, or tasty in my experience. she (he) is kind of a disgrace to the name imo

>>69025834
We have two things of eggnog because my BF decided to pour rum in one of them

Try and cool off a bit though, I can only imagine how muggy it is there

>>69025910
Minnesota is for comfy Duluth vacations and comfy St. Paul relaxation

>>69025923
>Pimples
ewewewewewew

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>>69025966
>Duluth
fuck yes
I hiked up the north shore while I was there this October. Would seriously recommend. Comfy forests and hills and rain. I love Duluth and that whole region, honestly the best part of the state

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>>69025966
>ewewewewewew

/cum/ is a lot better without regionals. I can't Hagrid

tThhids fandango

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中文美洲人文化?

>>69025936
are you jelly dakota likes her?

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>>69015209
don't ever use my flag or my son's ever again

reminder to watch the yuru yuri christmas episode today or tomorrow

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>>69025936
I cant say shit about baja. Baja has helped me with my language learning. Most trips arent helping you for shit on most boards.
>>69026115
no
saved pepe.
>>69026164
Nein, honorary Aryan.

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>>69026123
What?
I don't like BajaChan anything more than as a fellow /cum/poster

I have a much greater appreciation of my neighboring states than I do with Californians

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Finished Gurren Laggan this morning
I get why he did it, but I'm not a fan

Virginia, a southeastern U.S. state, stretches from the Chesapeake Bay to the Appalachian Mountains, with a long Atlantic coastline. It's one of the 13 original colonies, with historic landmarks including Monticello, founding father Thomas Jefferson’s iconic Charlottesville plantation. The Jamestown Settlement and Colonial Williamsburg are living-history museums reenacting Colonial and Revolutionary-era life.

>>69025054
You're famous to me

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>>69026123
dakota likes me and only me!
and no, I've gotten to know several homosexual crossdressing e-personalities in my time on weeb imageboards and honestly, without exception, every single one of them has been insufferable. It's like a rule at this point. I don't like any of them, ever, because they always turn out to be shits despite how hyped they are by the naive and lonely community of fat losers they hang around in.

Ultimately it seems fags really, truly are just fucking faggots.

>>69025522
You'are mom

>>69026225
I dropped it after the god among men died. Fuck that show.

*ruins a good song with rap that has nothing to do with the song at all*
Psssssshh.......nuffin personnel......whyte boi.........

>>69026258
Are you a crossdressing homosexual?

>>69026258
Have you ever wanted to just, bite into a small animal? Just to see what its like? I wonder what noise it would make

>>69026210
was just trying to friendly mess with
>>69026258
aren't you basically a faggot, or are you actually a grill? cause it sure sounds like you're a faggot

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>>69026256
>>69026258
Lewd

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>>69026384
I wasn't trying to be rude

You're just cute, CUTE

California is the best state in the union.

>>69026335
Unfortunately I am neither, much to the dismay of multiple crossdressing homos who have tried to have intimate personal relationships with me.

>>69026373
no mostly I'm just some guy

Dont you start getting gay on the eve of a middle eastern carpenter's bday

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>>69026452
>California is the best-

>>69026452
It unironically is

>>69026446
do you have split personality syndrome, anon?
>>69026452
you spelled Texas wrong.

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>>69026481
>California

Virginia is a commonwealth

>>69026477
I started getting gay years ago

>>69026502
No

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>>69026446
nou

>>69026452
Excuse me but the future state of Dakota will be the supreme state in the Union and lead us all to glory and prosperity

>>69026477
I won't do anything lewd but I can't control the others

>>69026452
yes and no

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>>69026502
In that case, I also spelled "worst" wrong

hmmm it feels like there's a smell of faggotry in /cum/

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You can bully Californians all you want on the internet, but at the end of the day California is still better than your states

>>69026589
Thanks

>>69026534
T-thanks

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>A fucking bear

>>69026589
a smell? More like a toxic chlorine cloud at this point.

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Time for work
See you picklebums in nine hours

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>a smell? More like a toxic chlorine cloud at this point.

>>69026599
I thought you were talking shit about cali just the other day. Some other anon must have only the state flag too.

>>69026599
>>69026551
my state has water though

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>A FUCKING STATESEALPASTEDONABLUEBACKGROUND#38

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what are your favorite anime Christmas specials, /cum/?

>>69026659
Have fun lmao

>>69026659
Have a good one, Or at least as good as it can get
>>69026689
>be californian
>try to get a glass of water
>sand comes out the faucet

>>69026664
t.homosex
>>69026704
dont have one particularly

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>>69026720
Don't ever imply that I'm from S*Cal again

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>>69026766
>unironically being from SoCal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5LmrrFRjo

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>>69026766
what are you gonna do about it when I do?

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>>69026790
>R-Kansas

>>69026825
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind u*
*puts my katana against ur throat*
u dont wanna no.....kid......
*tips fedora and disappears in a cloud of strawberry flavored vape smoke*

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>>69026830
It can be comfy here

>>69026882
lol, that's so Cal

>>69026882
*freezes time and throws a million billion knives at u*
Pssh... nothin personnel, kid
*unfreezes time

I like the OC SoCal is not that bad

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>freezing rain

>>69026928
*puts two fingers up to my face like in naruto*
*deflects knives with my mind back at u*
*throws u up into the air to make u get hit by knives*
*uses my magical power vampire power to take away ur powers*
*kills u*
*does ritual to make u not come back to life*
u shouldnt have messed with an angel-demon hybrid who also knows ninjitsu like me....kid.......

>>69026967
is there anything you dislike you sterile, flaccid loser

>>69026995
*I suddenly appear behind you and shove my katana through your throat*
MERELY A HOLOGRAM

>>69026998
yes, fags and anime
/thread

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>>69026883
>Kansas City isn't even in Kansas

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>>69027046
>he doesnt like anime

>>69027064
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Kansas
What? Yes it is

>>69027027
*as u take ur katana out of my throat, the wound begins to heal quickly*
i told u im a angel-demon hybrid who knows ninjitsu...u cant kill me..........
*teleports away to ur mothers house and takes her hostage*

>>69027101
Not the real Kansas City.

Hi there, buds and compadres.
I made out with this chick before she went on a three month trip to Europe. She seemed like she was pretty much into me, we had been kind of friends for a long time but had never done anything until then. She texted me a lot the days after and shit. Then, during her trip, I texted her first once and she did three times or so. The last time, she texted "greetings from Copenhage", I answered "how you doin there gyal?" and she didn't respond. This happened a month ago and I didn't contact her since. She did neither. She came back a couple days ago, letting all her social media know and shit. I want to fuck her. Should I text her or will I only get to waste my time?

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>>69027103
Jokes on you, I had a fatal poison rubbed on my blade that only affects angel-demon hybrids. You should be starting to feel the effects....

Rest in pieces.... kid

>>69027151
shes fucking somebody else.

>>69027151
just b urself

>>69027167
but i didnt tell u one more thing.....
when u stabbed me.....it wasnt me...
it was you're father made to look like me with angel-demon magic....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>69027212
THIS SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

Who or what should I shill for?

>>69027227
nothing is real....
*u wake up from a nightmare to find that you're a farmer in rural Moldova*

>>69027254
barack obama

>>69027254
Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, God Bless

>>69027269
At least I'm not the town rapist

>>69027254
shill for black people or latinos
europeans are fucked.

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I forced France into a union in the 1450s, lads.
Also I got an event where my king falls in love with a peasant girl but apparently the peasant girl is part of my dynasty.

>>69027328
>hasn't enslaved the Scots yet

>>69027194
She's kind of frigid desu. The day we made out (back in september) she told me she hadn't had sex since may. A lot of spanish women are like that desu. Tons of cockteasing but they don't seem to like actual sex. I prefer the sincere slutness from anglo girls.

>>69027381
date her

Odom is my medium. My medium fir my art. My art is icon Fenimore. Can you guess where I sell my medium?

>>69027350
I had a coalition of Burgundy, its union partners, and a bunch of HRE minors fire on my as soon as I got France into the union. Then I had to deal with the War of the Roses, the fact that I was on tech 4 while everyone was tech 7, and conquering Ireland. I'm going to attack the Scots a little later on. I'll also feed Brittany to France.

>>69027381
you wanna trade, because that is what I hate about our women. But fuck it, like switz said, go for it. What is there to lose?

>>69015291
/thread

>>69027423
shut up nerd

Christmas eve 2bh

>>69027528
>Днeпpoпeтpóвcк
It's just Днeпpo now, nerd.

>>69027457
why so much butthurt over friendship?

>>69027641
Because nobody likes Argentina

>>69027652
I like them but their /int/ shitposters are worse than aussies and that tells you a lot.

>>69027652
I see why now. This is Finland level of autism.

ha
http://i.4cdn.org/m/1482121600627.webm

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The fucking chins claimed my throne (and by extension the French throne) the day my heir died. My king's only 24, too.

>>69027745
build liquor

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>>69027449
Time. Meeting, having some good laughs and drinks and coming back home alone.
What can you guys tell from the behaviour I decipted? I swear to god hoes crazy mane. First she replies to my "hey wazzup" with a two minute long voice note calling me our equivalent to "bae" and making plans for hanging out when she comes back and then she texts first and doesn't respond anymore.

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>>69027781
I got tired of Liquoria. It's not as fun.

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>>69027600
w/e. merry christmas, cali kike
https://youtu.be/InwkOsralnA

>>69027788
Sounds like she is stringing you more as a best friend to be honest? You either can be too clingy or not clingy enough. Such a delicate line between the two. Do you initiate the conversations more or her?

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Ohayou cum-sama
Make sure to say hi to everyone!

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I'm saving the Muscovites from the eternal Dane and the eternal Pole.

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>>69027725
Post-production quality.

Awesome...

Post EDUCATIONAL music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf33ueRXMzQ

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>>69028057
England to the rescue. Can't let the last bastion of Kievan Rus fall to the Lego merchants and the pirogis.

>>69028090
post communist music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWlkWPXfvXc

>>69027911
>stringing you more as a best friend to be honest
I don't think so. We have few stuff in common, we have never texted each other much often (not more than once each month; I remember that last year I stopped initiating contact with her and she started texting me every month or so), no common friends and shit, never shared intimate stuff or thoughts in our convos.
During her trip, I texted her first once (she replied with the voice note) and she did it three times I think.

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Good afternoon/cum/

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>>69028194
https://youtu.be/RkeXb7wGMSE

>>69028245
Good afternoon, Chile.

How are you?

>>69028283
sleepy but fine what about you

>>69028245
hey bro.
>>69028230
hmmm, well here, if you dont let girls know you like them or be agressive enough, you are just going to get friendzoned. It sounds like she is interested but you need to take it to the next level.

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>>69028279
https://youtu.be/i8K0sW8GX-4

>>69028279
I like that one you just posted. I never heard it before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3k1gcMDzE

merry christmas lads

>>69028194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04_rDXjQuoQ

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Good morning

>In college, home for christmas
>Just bought the C++ primer with my extra money to make my parents think i'm doing something productive in my room
>Probably not going to open it

How do I make them think i'm learning to code

>>69028330
I'm fine.

It's another rainy morning, but it doesn't matter.

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>>69026452
No, no, defiantly not.

>>69028457
say nerdy shit

>>69028457
why would you bother paying for anything

just open up some shitty language and pretend to work on it

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>mfw Americans melt marshmallows over chocolate and crackers, and call it s'mores

69028588
stupid animu faggot

>>69028588
>mfw Canadians are always really cute irl

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>>69028588
>the only noticeable Canadian food is poutine which comes from the best part of canadaland

>>69028610
Dnelropetrovsk

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>>69028194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWIe4Exk7E

I miss communists

fuck off gommiefaggots

New
>>69028660
>>69028660
>>69028660

>>69028337
I see. Well I might text her althought it's a little humiliating after that text-and-not-respond shit. Thanks for your advice, mane

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>>69028686
dont give up. Make a move or give up. There's always a shit ton after here. Te deseo suerte, amigo.

>>69028686
I didn't text a girl for about a year and then out of the blue, she texted me like nothing ever happened

>>69028757
>dont give up. Make a move or give up
What did he mean by this?

>>69028829
kek, dont give up is just an expression to say when you encourage others...
Fucking let her know you want her or stay being in this friend zone type of relationship, son.

>>69028822
What do you intend to say with that?

>>69028914
I wish I knew

>>69028876
i know mane, i was just amused by the logical contradiction of that two consecutive sentences
Bumping dis shite while I think about dat hoe https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

>>69029049
welcome to the english language. It gets worse.

>>69023858

I started nofap yesterday but it's just a coincidence

I'm traveling a few states over to meet up with 2 qts in a week or so and I always have better success getting laid when I've been doing nofap

I'm convinced that the lack of sexual release awakens a primal part of my brain and makes me act more confident around women