/brit/

>>69013344
I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

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>>69013148
NO
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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>>69013335
and creepy "Uncle Joe" who's coming back fo' mo'.

>>69013349
Didn't read but I assume it was a good post

Desperate for a game to play lads

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>i am a grown man that watches other half naked grown men grope eachother on the floor for 20 minutes. We call it UFC

>>69013385
try guessing where I live

>>69013399
The United States of America

kill me please Santa

superior edition

might fedorapost myself

>>69013399
Ohio

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Merry Catholic Christmas my Catholic brethren may the Child bless you and your family

good day prods uhh how's the weather

>>69013386
>ultimate faggot club
What did you expect?

so I was so bored I went on /b/ and obviously my dad decides to come into my room without knocking at 8am to see if I am awake and obviously /b/ is just porn pretty much so he was all like oh you're looking at womens breasts do I need to take your laptop of you I will put a filter on the internet

bit embarrassing

Want a gf for christmas.

Or some decent quality puff.

Either will do

>>69013399
California

>>69013409
2020 miles

http://tjpeiffer.com/crowflies.html

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>might fedorapost myself

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>>69013412
No popery thanks

>>69013426
69 miles

>>69013409
FOUR DEAD IN OH-HI-OH

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>>69013386
>>69013416
I don't think many fights stay on the floor for 20 minutes

>>69013420
Underrage twat

remember we're all doing nofap 2017

get your last ones in now lads

my cock is so itchy
why was i born with a demented dick

>>69013412
(not giving away my city)

Right Now
Wind
SW 14 mph
Humidity
87%
Dew Point
43°
Pressure
30.24 in
Visibility
7.0 mi
as of 08:23 GMT
cloudy
47°
Cloudy
feels like 41°
H 51° / L 50°
UV Index 0 of 10
Rain start 15:00

>>69013465
there's a week to go shit for brains

>>69013463
not even thats what makes it worse

>>69013446
Merced, CA, United States

>>69013466
get surgery. not circumsizing but that one where they cut a slit and make the ring bigger

>>69013420
can't imagine my dad coming over to my house to give me shit for looking at porno then put a basic bitch filter on MY laptop then go home

desu he's probably just make fun of me for a year

Anyone else listen to porn while they do their daily morning workout?

>>69013487
lmao 3 guesses has got to be a record

>>69013444
we Catholics at least have the cheek to wish each other Merry Christmas in our own country unlike prods who refrain from it not to insult Pakis and the like (because Pakis don't seem to be binning those knives and stab people who seem to be following any Christian denomination)

>>69013495
no but I listen to sissy joi whilst I'm wrapping presents

>>69013481
Then tell him to get lost lol. Who tells their over 18 son he can't watch porn.

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>>69013495
I do but my workout routine is late at night

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>>69013499
lucky guess 2bh

>>69013513
>sissy joi
Going to need an example

>>69013488
can't stomach telling a doctor about it and then tell the family i need willy surgery

>>69013525
need source

>>69013467
doxxed

>>69013540
My sisters hot friend or something

>>69013521
He was more joking than being serious but it was just embarrassing
also its his house and hes a christian so I guess its whatever he wants

also I don't watch porn I was just bored so I was flicking through /b/

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watched this expecting brit accentfap but was kinda disappointed

>>69013527
Is this the irl version of button mashing?

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>Sister and her husband are doing christmas this year

she's so grown up
despite being 2 years younger than me

>>69013568
>Christian
>Don't watch porn

Fascinating. Can't imagine why in this day and age.

>>69013574
I thought he was really cute 2bh

the girl not so much but she was ok

>>69013499
Alright yank, your turn

I'm 6575 miles from Merced, CA, United States

Good luck :o)

>>69013574
That's because 90% of his dialogue is him mumbling like an autist.

>>69013582
>find a wealthy penis to mount
>fuck the lad once a month
>???

slags have it easy

>>69013533
you have to do it unless you want to be a permavirgin with an itchy dick. it is an actual medical problem, it's not like you are telling them you're getting dick lengthening surgery.
my mate nearly died because he was too embaressed to tell anyone about his hemorrhoids that got badly infected

>>69013586
>>Don't watch porn
I don't watch it because it's too fake and just annoying
plus if you get into the habit of regular masturbation and need porn its only downhill

better to do it weekly/monthly to a picture or imagination

>>69013589
Did yank women like him or is he just popular with the typical tumblr teens?

>>69013610
>plus if you get into the habit of regular masturbation and need porn its only downhill
Yeah but it's a nice escape from my pathetic existence.

>>69013582
there are teens more grown up that 23yo me

>>69013614
not sure, I'm bi so I have different standards

>>69013591
tauranga

What did /brit/ ask for Santa to bring them tomorrow?

>>69013643
death

>>69013643
it's a pagan tradition you silly bean

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>>69013629
yep

>>69013643
extermination of all yanks

>>69013582
>26yo neet living at home
>sister is 23yo nursery school teacher w/ mortgage and fiancé

must have been a slap in the face to our parents when they told us she was too retarded to ever do anything and that nothing was ever going to stop me from being successful

>>69013660
Is that Colin Craig

>>69013660
>literally first try
lmao

why are new zealanders so bad at games

>>69013668
its hammond from top gear

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>>69013643
ufc stuff

>>69013676
There's only 3 NZ flags itt mate, Tauranga is one of them

>>69013597
well
he has autism but a cute kind of autism

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>>69013529
>>69013513
please

>>69013643
cornetto

anyone who doesn't like christmas is undeniably a rasheed

i dont like christmas

bah humbug

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>>69013726
same

don't eat yellow snow in Bow

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oi do you have any spazzy British Christmas traditions and the like

>>69013601
ill be a permavirgin no matter what unfortunately

>>69013667
why would your parents even tell her that?

>>69013754
turn tv on to watch queen make a speech

>>69013668
Indeed it is

>>69013676
Alright then yank, guess my suburb. It's 8 miles from Tauranga.

>>69013685
didn't mcgregor win this fight?

>>69013757
they didn't phrase it like that
they said she should probably aim lower than astrophysicist, or whatever she wanted to be

>>69013761
is this real

>>69013769
Probably in his head

>>69013754
eat brussel sprouts

>>69013768
papamoa, obviously

>>69013733
>>69013733
>>69013733
Answer

dont get people who're heaps into everything about combat sports bar doing them
i box amateur but i dont give a flying fuck about it beyond what i can do with it, watching its boring

true story: i was an extra for the first terminator movie. when they were filming the hydraulic press scene where the t-800 is finally defeated, i snuck on set and "terminated" my bollocks as well haha

>>69013797
POO

>>69013796
nope, wrong direction entirely

rogue one is the worst film ever made

>>69013805
throwing a punch at some cunt at the nearest watering hole isn't exactly amateur boxing, Bruce

>>69013797
all indians should be killed

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>>69013805
>into everything about combat sports bar doing them
I do do them.
The reason you're not into boxing is because it is boring it has nothing to do with the fact you do it.

>serving goose at christmas
if you're here, leave

What is your most favourite Beatles song? /brit/

the nerve on that jap

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here is one for you >>69013805

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>>69013855
I AM THE EGG-MAN, DUUU,
I AM THE WALRUS, KUU-KUU-KA-CHUU!

>>69013819
genuinely a reddit meme mate

>>69013855
Tough one, I'd have to say the best of the beatles

>>69013822
omokoroa

>>69013885
best post i've seen today

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I have this fantasy where my bollocks are used as Maisie's personal ashtray

Each cigarette burn is painful, but it's all worth it in the end, as my balls are slowly cooked and rendered infertile

What are some man essentials?

Currently have

>ice face mask
>bore bristle hair brush

two absolutely awful posts

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>>69013900
(you)

>>69013890
oh shit
please don't kidnap me

>>69013855
rocky racoon

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>>69013855
Heaven Knows I am Miserable now

>>69013855
the one about the guy blowing his brains out at a stoplight haha

>>69013855
wonderwall by oasis

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>>69013965
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

>>69013911
cashmere wank rag

>tfw centrism is falling
>fringe right and left parties are rising

Perhaps a good time to a radical centrist lads

Has that North Korean lad posted in a while?

well lads, the sister's bf proposed and she said yes. He's a good bloke tbqh.

>>69013997
what's radical centrism

>>69014006
no thailand was unbanned

>>69014006
yeah he posts every night under a thai flag
utter mong

just had a daydream where I was in the later years of school and apologised to one of the girls i creeped out in the early puberty years. it went well

if carrie fisher dies does that mean there will be no more star wars films? hope so

Ah yes, I as an adult man like watching wrestling

Haven't had more than an hour a day of sun exposure in the last couple weeks, today I woke up at 9pm. Living the dream lads.

Had a dream I was too beta to make a move on a girl

>>69014023
>>69014026
I fucking knew it. The cunt wouldn't let up under my questioning. Thanks lads, it's been bothering me.

>>69014036
Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?

There is a stereotype amongst heemsters that Conor McGregor fans by large are relatively new to the sport and do not watch much else MMA wise other than him. This point is being proven by the minute, since the announcement of his fight with Eddie Alvarez.

Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?

You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...

Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.

Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!

- The guy has KO power in both hands.
- Crisp, technical boxing.
- Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position.
- Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily.
- Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round.
- Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.

People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...

You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?

>>69014020
Well its centrism but with radical tinges through it lad

>>69014006
it was that thairunt trying to get more attention

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>>69014047

>>69014053
be more precise please

>>69014047
>People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...
jej

going to spend christmas day having a wank and doing a poo

1. Cleanser
2. Toner
3. Spot treatment
4. Serum
5. Eye cream
6. Moisturizer

Rate

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Whats wrong with thailad?
He seems like a nice guy?

Gonna be stuck in my parents house an entire day without my computer or any other sources of entertainment.

Might go mad.

>>69014051
I've celebrate it today with Polish gf then tomorrow again.
Gonna be a drunken few days. Otherwise known as a Tuesday here.

train leaves at 7am, have 6 hours left

unsure what to do

>>69014010
felt sorry for my BIL. hes much younger than the sister and had to commit cause she needed to start trying for kids

reckon they'll end up divorced since my sister is always trying to change him

got the christmas time feels lads

nothing really happens tonight so i'm just sitting at home haha...mmmmhmmm

>>69014089
clean the room

>>>/r9k/33600335

high quality keks

>>69014069
Fiscal responsibility - an idea borrowed from the right.
Progressive views of the environment and social issues - ideas borrowed from the left.

>>69014102
I can't believe that there people like this in the real world.

why does everyone say ufc is for kids?
Do they think it is wwe or some shit?

It's a shame because as someone who boxes and does boxing I see it as an art
everyone else just sees it as a fight
When it goes to the ground they get bored instead of seeing the skill and technique involved

its a real shame

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

>>69014093
Christ my la, sounds bleak.

This fella is a few years older, pretty well suited. In fact he's an Australian, which is probably his worst trait (no offence hehe).

Is it true that British have decided how to call other people according to the pure racism? See below

>god chosen people like british and equivalent: -ish
e.g. British, Scottish, Irish, Polish

>inferior but still respectable people: -an
e.g. American, Australian, German, Italian, Canadian

>farland subhumans: -ese
e.g. Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Portuguese

>literally animals: -er
e.g. New Zealander

Did the man hit the man?

>>69013855
Happiness is a Warm Gun

having an aperitif

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>>69014098
But it's already clean

>>69014123
you can't have both at the same time

>>69014151
wonderwall by oasis

>>69014133
only people into ufc are closeted homosexuals and manchildren

>>69014179
Incorrect. True radical centrism has NEVER been tried in a country.

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>>69014180
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

Cant wait until khabib becomes champion

>>69014179
What kind of fish are you having today?
It's gonna be lemonsole for me

>>69014164
bit gay

>>69014133
ufc is kinda crab because of how they play it up for the cameras etc and the branding

i wish fighting sports handled themselves omre like cricket or something

but desu fighting sports attract ugliness from society, weirdos the dumb and the violent

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nazism

>>69014197
carp

>>69014151
grey matter going absolutely fucking mental over this one

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>>69014187
its what I want to do for a living

>>69014151
>canadians made the inferior list
>new zealanders at the bottom

you can tell a retard made this

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I have so much shit to do today but my bed is too comfy

>>69013965
every time i try to hear wonderwall in my head i instead hear king of carrot flowers by neutral milk hotel

>>69014203
fortunately we nipped that one in the bud, white women are trash
need qt black women in my life

>>69014239
like what though? I'm just gonna go back to my parent's, get fed nice food and mong out hehe.

Neighbours got the drill on the go.

Bend all your notes for me

>>69014187
Fuck off, I like to pretend I am the big strong powerful attacker dominating opponent, they are like real life superheroes

>>69014102
>Update
fucking waste of time you emu cunt

>>69014262
presents still to wrap
need to buy batteries
tidy/hoover my room
wash my hair
change bed sheets
pick up my prescription
do job search
and probably something else

>>69014252
i do the same with the mcdonalds' bah bah bah bah bah i'm loving it and the mario 64 bah bah bah bah bah bah when you go through a painting

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why do Merkans bare their tusks at people

it's unsettling

>>69014174
what a good goy you are

>>69014206
And dining when you see the first stars?

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doesn't feel like christmas

>>69014299
yeah

the problem is that you can see starts at 4PM

why dont yanks have christmas crackers??

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2A3KidIhe8

>all the white woman walking to aleppo

>>69014321
It's expected to overcast tonight here so I was told that we'll "just guess"

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>>69014197
>>69014206
>>69014299
>>69014321
Hwat the fuk are ye nattering 'bout?

>>69014346
isis will probably turn them into sex slaves

>>69014355
hot

>>69014346
Someone should send her the wiki article about that woman who was murdered in Turkey doing more or less the same thing

>>69014174
runt dwellings

>>69014327
the proper term is "santa claus" I believe they have those

bit hot lads

>>69014352
Polish chrimbo
I'm celebrating it today

>>69014383
not really though is it

>>69014397
28C at 5:30 is lad

>>69014386
for what purpose you heathen

>>69014405
off with you prod

>>69014140
yeah but im just an outsider. they might be totally great together i just don't see them together much

>>69014405
The missus is Polish

>>69014427
FONT

>>69014360
not

baby jesus was a nigger

>>69014427
>>69014414
could knock you both tae fuck

never reply to me again

>>69014445
I'll knock those cancerous lumps off your skin

>>69014259
m e l b o u r n e

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>>69014445
not even with a homely Chinese cartoon lass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoztbwJt41A

>>69014404
do you live in darwin or something? actually quite nippy here in brisbane

>>69014436
arabs and north africans are sunburnt caucasoids

>>69013349
not nice

>>69014363
the rent is only 256/month :^)

>>69014483
nah lad perth.

could heem a 1991 toyota celica

>>69014436
and became white like michael jackson

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>living in Perth
what are you doing mate

>>69014521
are you an actual nip mate?

stop blaspheming

>6°C outside

>>69014495
you pay RENT on this?

I thought it was in your parents house or something

christ alive

>>69014539
>thinking anyone posting with a Jap flag is a Jap
Hate to break it to you lad but there is virtually zero chance of that being the case. They're either weeb cunts with a proxy or weeb cunts on holiday

>>69014537
hahaha i know mate, kill me fucking now.
moving back to melbourne next year

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NYE lookin a bit shit and not only because i've got no where to go

bossman rung me up and told me theyre out of cornettos

what should i get instead

>>69014545
>7°C outside

Feels goodman

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>>69014545
similarly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua48w67JIRY&t=90s

what is different between oasis and radiohead?

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>preferring Melbourne over Perth
Jesus fucking christ mate there's no saving you

Tomorrow is going to be fucking PENG my dudesl

>couple gifts
>got-tier alcohol
>gott-tier food
>familial banter

what about Canberra

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don't have to leave the house until january

>>69014583
gaytime

>>69014548
what's your rent then, bucko?

So whats this deal with the UN and Israel then, are they no longer controlled by jews for a little bit? Need a /pol/ologist on this one

being easter european and watching anime is almost as pathetic as being south american and watching anime. just had to say that lads

>>69014591
>Oasis
football-chant-tier

>Radiohead
Latter-day-mozart-tier

>>69014621
go to /pol/ then and upvote my thread while you're at it
>>>/pol/104247364

>>69014620
300 bong

(uni house)

>>69014630
Is this what redditors believe

>first melody of the snowman plays
>eyes start leaking
I can't handle it lads

>>69014483
only gonna be 29 tomorrow in brisbane hahaha cant wait

>>69014621
it's all part of the plan mate. both the nazis and communist were financed by similar (((bankers))) you just need to believe the two sides are against each other, ultimately (((weapon sales))) benefit from the world war.

>>69014621
They're preparing to stage another 'holocaust'.

>>69014588
But that wind, lad.
It'd cut you in fucking two tb h

>>69014591
oasis is shite and dead
radiohead is good and still doing stuff

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>radiohead is good and still doing stuff

Kill all whites
Paki Pride

It's a drank too coffee and have liquid shits

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>>69014625
still cant comprehend why some guys got hard feelings on anime

its
just
bloody
anime

Ah yes, the so called "£800 a month" sharehouse in london

>>69014739
preach it mashallah

>>69014762
it might be alright to your people. seeing grown ass western man watching, roleplaying and masturbating with a 5 year old woman cartoon just makes me feel like there is something wrong with them.

>'In Rainbows' isn't Radiohead's best work

hat.jpg

using a swiss vpn because you're likely a nonce is just pathetic lads

reckon if i got a job i'd get fired in less than a month

>>69014762
t. weeb proxy

>>69014790
I like Hail to the Thief.

>>69014790
Kid A is genuinely the only good thing they put out
Maybe Amnesiac

>spend too much time on /lgbt/
>can spot a tranny from 720 yards
is this a good thing?

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Post muzzie slags

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/forget-little-green-men-aliens-will-look-like-humans-says-cambridge-university-evolution-expert-10358164.html

>tfw no humanoid alien gf

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for when we hit 300

always thought radiohead were for emos

made the gf cum lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBKJv0eD-yQ

>tfw no paddy gf

what is the difference between proxy and vpn

>>69014805
nice meme my dude

>>69014794
absolutely not it

>>69014828
kill yourself fampai

>netflix trying to keep people in on the shit awful australian netflix with all of their cool new originals
>newest is van helsing which is one of the worst shows i've ever seen with the worst action and fight scenes of a show in the last 5 years

haha ok

>>69014828
Fuck off

>>69014427
Этa хyйня, ты лґyн.

>>69014571
using BoM good ladddd

>>69014839
proxy does not work vpn does work and it is paid.

>>69014866
thank you computermaster

>>69014868
Don't think the janny will like this

>>69014794
>this fake swiss poster
shake my damn head

>using /pol/ parenthesis
jdimsa

>>69014868
end your life fampai

>>69014868
kys my man

janny's gonna go off his tree over this

>>69014603
canberras great, my hometown, its pretty nice and if one was comfortably set up tere with a job, missus etc etc it'd be great

>>69014857
I don't speak Spanish

>>69014899
i made it ages ago

>>69013347

>>69014904
Don't post in the wresting thread

>>69014857
Don't reply to me you foreign cunt

>>69014882
>using /pol/ parenthesis
just making a point.

I bring you fire
t. god of hell fire

got flu lads. gonna ruin christmas ;_;

someone make a new new at 300 and ignore this raging nonces shitty WWE thread

post here to spite the wrestling bender

>>69014940
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>>69014919
cease your existence fampai

>>69014923
>>69014948
THIS

I made a new

>>69014945
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>>69014945

can i make next thread with anime image

Watching that Eve show on cbbc that main girl is pretty fit

Fuck sake, it's another "mongs think they're funny and spam new threads" episode

These always result in a janny patrolling /brit/ like a hawke for hours afterwards you fucking spackers

>go on tinder
>allow matching with guys
>they're all hideous
Bet I look like that too
Can see why girls are so picky though
Dunno why they aren't all lesbians desu

JANITOR

HE'S GONE FUCKING BONKERS

can i make next thread with anime image 2

it's nearly christmas in australia
absolutely fucking mental

them lot do live a wild life down under

kek, janny hates the UFC bender

slow draw

logged in back on tinder last night because i don't know why and i just woke up to three very nice looking matches while before i would only match slight weirdos

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Unpaid janitorial work?

that's racism or something right? fucking mong janitor

>>69017928
no

janitor hates anime and he'll delete it

he's HERE

>>69017871
I'm not your fucking asset manager dickhead

https://www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/

For the chap in the other thread.
>req more

>>>/lgbt/7433760

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>work on wednesday

>>69017966
Use your days of Annual Leave mate ;)

>>69017955
post bare willy

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it's often said by JFs that /brit/ is THE shittest general... in the world...

but to test that theory we have to hand over to our 'tame' janitor...

SOME SAY he does it without any monetary compensation, and that his blood boils at over 900°C - all we know is HE'S CALLED THE JANNY

>>69017989
we need 50% cover

where am I?
who the hell are you people?