/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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reminder everything is terrible

*cancels Christmas*
Sorry guys

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>>69011970

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>>69011996

Christians are the most disgusting subhuman beings on the planet.

>>69012028
waitin on that sike

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This is the best Thanksgiving movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYFQQB9vqPw

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*vapes at you

>>69011984
>Ogg my son, you must never go north of this curve.

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>>69011984
>homo

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>>69012036
Get yourself a man who can vape

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>I dont believe in Santa

REMINDER: years go by faster every year. you don't have as much time as you think. do w/e the fuck you want whenever you want.

>>69012042
you realize you can scroll over the filename to read the entirety of it

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>tfw saw a jew wearing his jew hat putting up a giant menorah in the mall today

>>69012009
That's racist

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>you realize you can scroll over the filename to read the entirety of it

HOW ABOUT LESS SHIT POSTING AND ACTUAL INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION THIS TIME YOU FUCKING CHILDREN FFS

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NEED TO BREED ENJI REEE

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>>69012099
Maybe in a little bit

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>>69012099

lets discuss the correlation between being a communist and hating baseball

personally I think its one of the greatest threats to America

we are breeding a youth culture of bolsheviks, and I dont like it one bit

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*looks at you
*thinks about how much of a fag you are

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WHERE IS MY CHRISTMAS GF

>>69012099
I thought you said you were leaving?

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>>69012099
nigga, i made a fucking /cum/ thread not two hours ago about whether or not dick cheneys fake heat could give him erections and none of you mother fuckers, NOT ONE, had anything to say about it . none of you could give me sauce for this pic either.

>>69012099
>ACTUAL INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION
>at this hour

/cum/ doesn't work like that.

>>69012099
"no"

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>>69012099
benis

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>>69012099
Sure
Lets discuss the miracle of Kaoru

>>69012142
sauce

Why aren't you asleep /cum/? It's 2am!!!!

i think about life and i think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me

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>>69012099
It's 2 in the morning.
LITERALLY SHITPOSTING HOURS

>>69012180

its 11:15

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>>69012111
>>69012128
>>69012139
>>69012142
>>69012144
>>69012147
>>69012161
>>69012162

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgJ4asLeIA

FUCKING KILL ME LITERALLY PLEASE!!!!!!!!

>>69012179
thats what i'm asking for cock-sucker. been on the sauce hunt for damn near 3 hours.

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>>69012099
Okay, I'll try.

Who here /LYME-DISEASE/?
Anyone live in a clean area?

>>69012218
>he has a disease named after citrus
Unfabricatable

>>69012209
>worst coast

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>>69012142
>>69012213
What picture?

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Felicity

>>69012236

>least coast

>>69012218
my brother got it. he just randomly feels like shit a few months out of the year. his bones hurt, he's bogged down like he's got the flu. no cure. doctors say he'll just get that way occasionally the rest of his life. since they don't have a cure now they assume it'll get so advanced that even future cures can't help. that shit is scary. been bit by about 50 ticks and lucked out.

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>>69012218
clean area, but we do get west nile here

it was really terrible back when I was a kid

>>69012218
pretty sure mine is "reported ixodes scapularis"

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>>69012218
I got a tick on me one time. I don't know if I'm in a safe area or not, but it's been like 2 years and nothing has happened.

whats your favorite beach boys song /cum/?

>>69012259
>>69012267
reported to the FBI

>>69012250
this is a west nile graph?

>>69012268

Good Vibrations

merry christmas you fucking faggots!!

>>69012268
Heroes and Villains

>>69012290

it isnt even new years eve yet, Binland

>>69012290
it's not even christmas eve for me yet

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>faggot

>>69012290
But it's only the 24th

>>69012280
yes

>>69012302
>>69012306
>>69012310
well fuck three of you

>>69012326
awh. now I'm sad on Christmas

>>69011984
>>69012218
>>69012250
thanks for this at least...good night

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>mexicans

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>>69012326
Hey, that really hurt our feelings...
*voice becomes menacing* you don't EVER hurt our feelings!

>>69012268
Sloop John B

>>69012267
Most of Canada has only gotten lyme disease very recently.

>>69012361

MY GRANDFATHER AND ME

>>69012349
bad post

>>69012354
awful post

>>69012361
above average post

>>69012362
ok post

>>69012362
lyme disease is very sad
mom used to take care of someone with it and it was a sad sight

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>>69012080

>>69012378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerwwZWXtdQ post

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GOD SAVE THE KING

*pees on a picture of queen elizabeth*

ah yes

>>69012349
>tfw no brown spinner gf to conquistador every night

feelsbadman.jpg

>>69012378
you missed it clack. a map earlier said we are semi relevant states

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posted this in the last thread and didn't get nearly enough compliments on my doggo.

Happy Hanukkah /cum/

anyone else already got the set list picked out for their own funeral?

>>69012414
>implying PORTLAND isn't the next NEW YORK
portland is relevant

STOP LAUGHING AT US

IT'S NOT FUNYY WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

>>69012432
that buddo has cute ears

>>69012433

its not the 24th yet, you bagel

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>>69012414

I threw a chicken at a guy's window earlier.
Fuck that guy he deserved it.

Just realized I'm the best poster in /cum/

>>69012432
Looks like a fucking weeb

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NEED a gf with thighs to wrap around my face

>>69012440
yeah, just this song. don't want to take up too much of their time with a dozen songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TlG7Rf6rEU

>>69012447
It is on the only coast that matters.

Weebs are subhuman

>>69012441
you're pretty much a suburb of Portland right?
>>69012449
here it is

>>69012461
>just realized?
you've got to be clackin my ass

>>69012475

no, on that coast its only 11:30

>>69012446
good post
>>69012465
terrible post

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>>69012449
>that tiny purple part at the Montana-Idaho-Wyoming border

What's going on there?

>>69012449
The green category is stupid as fuck

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>>69012385
do people really still thinking the swastika by itself on unespected random places is supposed to be mega offensive for everyone?

>>69012440
yeah but i feel like if I die before my parents they'll just play shitty choral music and not the jammin rock tunes i got picked out, gotta make a family so they can play Lou Reed at my funeral

>>69012487
HOOROOOO
first time some good posted me

>>69012483
Portland extends into Clackamas and Washington Counties.

>>69012449
oh gee I wonder who could be behind this map. hide ohioan posts

>>69012494
I assume it's poor photoshop skills. unlikely that they consider a tiny bit of yellowstone to be relevant

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>me? Id play Lou reed at my funeral. Lulu is am classic, after all

>>69012494
Non-meme answer: A trace of a previous map I was doing that I forgot to clean up.

Meme answer: The most relevant part of the world, tbqh. New York's New York.

>>69012513
Holy shit it does.

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>>69012526
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> >me? Id play Lou reed at my funeral. Lulu is am classic, after all

>>69012513
how does it do this

>>69012502
yes because people are jackasses

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>>69012502
Yeah pretty much works that way in the first world. Nowhere else cares.

>>69012578
but what if the swastika is made of penises?

>>69012142
LADS! for real. i need sauce. its inconceivable to me that no one on 4chan has it. i've tried here and /r/ anywhere else will ban me.

New Jersey isn't that bad.

>>69012432
Looks like a chill buddy

>>69012594
feminazis and men with smaller penises would be offended on top of the jackasses

>>69012632
Legally, I can't help you.

>>69012655
absolutely astounding post.

>cant fap for 2 days or going to hell
dont know if i can make it senpai

>>69012711
What's wrong with a little Christmas fap?

>>69012711

dont want to be on santas naughty list

>>69012502
Not here. sieg heil brother

>>69012711
Exercise when you feel the urge.

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>>69012773
PURE ARYAN

>>69012774
I'll exercise my penis onto your mom's slanteyed face

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Daly reminder that Hitler wanted the nazi troops to enter the united states through Baja California after building a nazi colony close to Magdalena bay to receive japanese ships.

>>69012810
Sorry Mr. Leaf, that was uncalled for.

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>>69012711
what are you into? asians? cuz this bitch got that tear drop ass and gook face that i just can't ignore personally. been a bit obsessed with this pic for a few weeks now.

>>69012840
>asian with an ass
Noice. Not many of those.

Who /um/ here? I'm in south Texas which is basically Mexico Lite.

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>>69012861
asian ass is fine even if its small. they're just cuter

My wisdom teeth are coming and and it fucking hurts

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>another shitty clue scroll reward

>>69012449
From a foreigners perspective I'd color new mexico yellow, for Santa Fe, and roosevelt, Wyoming because of yellowstone np and Tennesee for Memphis and Nashville

>>69012917
I don't discriminate when it comes to ass but often asian ass is just non-existent.

That's a nice one though. I'd have to say Latina ass is my favorite.

>>69012142
>>69012179
>>69012237
I FOUND IT!!!

imouto control. that page specifically is pg. 24 of imouto control 2.

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>>69012982
i really like a square ass.especially when they're lying flat on a bed on their stomach. dunno why i've always been into "meh" girls.

>23 hrs, 57 minutes until christmas

>>69012986
Nice, thanks anon.
Sadpanda link:
https://exhentai.org/s/6086f3a1c8/548828-24

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>>69013064

>cbt

>>69013064
>sadpanda
oh you cock sucker. you're the fucker who wouldn't ell me what "the panda" was aren't you? i could have had his hours ago.

>>69013014
>hearts on the back of her high socks
It's like she wants you to see that while slamming her from behind
Gat dayum

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i enjoy cheap old mexican narco movies

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Who /thighs/ here?

>>69013092
Nah, blueballing anons who don't know how to get into exhentai is sort of a meme at this point.
Just register an e-hentai account and use the exhentai easy extension.

>>69013095
right? holy shit thats the best position. a prone bone with the girls legs closed, i come in seconds. especially if she's an average/meh looking girl that's never been railed for real before. i lose my mind thinking about it.

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>>69013103

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>>69013064
>cbt

>>69013101
I know it doesn't fit your description, but have you seen Sicario?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHwgDAM8uU

>>69013120
You and me both fella.

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>>69013103
>>69013138

You are like little babies, watch this.

>>69012129
Kinda late on this but a true slav squat is when you put all your weight on your heels

>>69013146
i don't like to go to the theater

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>>69013172

>>69013172
>ass drags along carpet
I like ass but this does nothing for me. I downloaded all of her videos too.

>>69013178
>puts all weight on heels
>tears something in legs
>falls over

Opinions?

https://youtu.be/IIo-17SIkws

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I hear a lot of Russian being spoken when I'm walking out in public. I wonder why there are so many of them here.

>>69013199
Where do you live?

>>69013194
I think the dude in the video should shave that moustache.
Shit's wack yo

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>>69013192
If you can't do it, you're not a slav.
>mfw my gym teachers yelled at me for squatting like that too
But I'm Chinese, is what we do

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>>69013103

>>69013199

Same thing here

chicago

>>69013218
I thought asians sat on their legs though. Not squat.

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>>69013014
>high socks and uniform
One thing nips do right

>>69013236
I don't know the difference.

>>69012129
Who is she? She's cute.

>>69013236
asians invented the squat.

>>69013241
>sweater barely hanging on shoulder
>idea of it slipping off gives me a raging boner
On a scale of 1 to horny teenager, how pathetic am I?

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>>69013182
nogs really love her too, kek.

>>69013211
San Jose

Having some strong auditory hallucinations
Starting to get scared

>>69013260
The slav squat comes from russian criminal/bydlo.

>>69013275

you should be hearing poo in loo more than russian

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Alri who TF up?

>>69013275
get out of there
i just moved to seaside from san jose a month ago and BOY is it 200x better

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>>69013306

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>>69013306

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Hello? Are any Mexicans here?

>>69013295
asians literally sit like that instead of using chairs. they invented it. its not even a thing to them its just sitting.

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>tfw still pouring outside

>>69013359
Hola amigo, yo soy de México

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>>69013372

>they said it was supposed to rain two days in a row
>then just for one day
>stops raining by 2 PM, now its just clear and cold

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>69013372
>tfw tomorrow's high is 83

>>69013298
I see them but don't really hear their native language that much

>>69013308
I'm here for school and I like it here. The worst thing are the politics though.

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>>69013392
>mfw its been on and off raining for 3 days in a row
>probably more rain on its way on another day

>>69013359
what do you want

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my doggo has still not received an adequate number of compliments. i'm worried it's because you're all faggots who can't appreciate her grandeur

>>69013440

those are the eyes of satan

>>69013440
I already complimented your dogman. its good. that is enough

>>69013392
wish you could have my rain, 70F and 50% chance of rain on Christmas eve doesn't feel right

Fuck off, retard.

>>69013440
he has a cute foot

>>69012218
AK reporting in.

>>69013440
Maybe take a picture that isn't total shit you fucking ape

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>>69013479
very rude

>home for Christmas
>Taiwanese back at my place, alone
>no toes to succ for the holidays

She's gotten pretty chubby tho, not sure what happened. She went off the pill, maybe that's why? Or she simply let go and ate too much. She's like Asian-tier fat now. But it's kinda cute when you see her three soft little fat rolls on the belly while pounding that pucci. Nice juicy thighs now anyway. 28th I'll be back.

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Who /comfy/ here?

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>>69013438
Is this accurate?

>>69013415
people in san jose would go other places for school, like santa cruz

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>>69013519
Is this comfy?

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>>69013519

my feet are cold

you ain't a city boy until you've been robbed

>>69013519
I've read they just stopped some muzzie from blowing up a mass in your city. Is it true?

>>69012449
Knowing that people from the Obnoxious Coasts don't want to move to Utah is comforting. Stay out. I mean, because it sucks. Yeah.

>>69013545

sorry, we cant all live in Chicago and NYC

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>>69013549
Delet

>>69013443
>>69013460
deplorable posts
>>69013505
good post
>>69013505
unfair post. the doggo rarely stands still

>foot """""kraut"""""

>>69013552
>In October, investigators say Thompson made several Google searches including: midnight mass, martyrdom vs suicide and which type of gun is the most powerful. He also reportedly posted on his Google Plus account in October, "We need to get down with this ISIS S***."

http://www.abc15.com/news/crime/isis-sympathizer-in-phoenix-was-plotting-a-lone-wolf-attack

>>69013572
>doggo rarely stands still
>bad doggo

>>69013572
>my post is both good and unfair
Good job with the quoting, retard

>>69013572
Absolutely worthless post.

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>>69013588
should of used duckduckgo

>>69013545
I was robbed once as a kid. There was also a gang shooting right outside of my apartment building and some teenager was killed.

North Portland is not a nice place.

>>69013616
how badly did they clack your ass?

>>69013590
>>69013590
my doggo moves with the night. no man could control her.

>>69013588
so it seems to be true, even if I thought it was some kind of close call.

>>69013532
I've never been to any other state so I don't know for sure, but from what I've heard from friends and family, it seems accurate.
And I think my state (Baja California Sur) is indeed relatively safe.

>>69013545
Last time I heard about someone getting mugged in my town, it was like 3 years ago and the mugger got shot in the fucking face
Fucker survived and went to prison

been nursing a gin and tonic for 3 hours. whenever i don't take a sip for too long i feel like shit. been drunk for 3 nights straight how long until i'm an alcoholic

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is it weird that i want to fuck this girls mouth?

>>69013616
when I was in 6th grade someone went in my garage because my brother left it open and fell asleep. the guy took my bike. I filed a police thing and the cop said someone probably took it, rode it to where they needed to go and threw it in the river

>>69013628
or you have a bad doggo and are not a man

>>69013663
I'd fuck that pepe mouth.
She's got nice teeth

I know y'all been missing me boys.
Just the day before yesterday I was succing her toes while she was watching American Horror Story. The show was pretty boring and that whole haunted house story boring and all predictable AF so I though might as well as we were lying in bed already anyway.
Even had to watch an episode of BBT with her, what a fucking shit show. Sheldon tried to have sex XD
And he made his GF a birthday gift and it was an mrt scan of his brain and he said he was thinking of her while they made it so the frontal cortex or whatever is red in the picture because it's love hahaha nerdhumoooor

>>69013682
Bazingo fuck yourself
Get the fuck out, kraut

>>69013664
when i was twelve someone broke into my garage and stole a few grand worth of "tools" from my dad. it was a huge deal and him and my brothers were really riled up for weeks talking about finding the guy and beating his ass. i remembered wondering why they didn't call the cops, even talked about it at school. didn't find out until i was about 23 that those tools were cocaine. it explains the new pool that summer.

>>69013713
Um you know I pretttty much run this place

>>69013682

germans arent people

>>69013645
>I've never been to any other state

y tho

>>69013721
Yeah, into the ground

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>>69013663
And how long have you had sexual urges towards Pepe anon?

>>69013679
i think she's adorable. pepe or no

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>>69013718
>didn't find out until i was about 23 that those tools were cocaine. it explains the new pool that summer.

>>69013718
I just bought a new bike on craigslist

>>69013723
cuz i'm poor lmao

>>69013765
What's your PayPal it's Christmas my friend

>>69013742
>Pepe therapist.jpg
>Pepe the rapist
Maybe there is something YOU would like to tell us, anon?

>>69013664
That sucks. The guy who tried to rob me didn't take anything, but he was pointing his fingers through his jacket like he had a gun.

>>69011984
WE WUZ BERRYPICKERS N SHIEEET

>>69013770
>trusting a german

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Do emojis work on 4chan?

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>>69013775
*violently murders*

>>69013800
No

>>69013786
he's probably got some autistic excel spreadsheet listing personal info of non whites to bump off

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>>69013786

you're very close

>>69013800
>posted burger and fries emoji
>gets delet
Confirmed, Hiroshimoot is a freedom hating gook

>>69013827

god dammit, meant for >>69013813

>>69013813
>>69013827

WUT

>>69013780
there was this kid in my grade who I knew stole a lot of bikes around that time. I think it was him. he stole my first girlfriend a few years later as well

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>>69013853
>current year
>not trying to be as anonymous as possible

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>tfw you never learned to ride a bike
haha it's ok because only hipsters and gays ride bikes lol

>>69013871

that explains why Portland is such a nice bike town

>>69013871
Did you dad hate/leave/beat you or something?

>>69013884
y-yes

>>69013877
haha YOWZA you got me.

>>69013827
do you actually have this spreadsheet?

>>69013871
how did you get around before you got a drivers license?

>>69013770
t. Arthur Zimmermann
also I don't have a PayPal

>>69013909

its not mine, its courtesy of our resident autist

>>69012111
FUCK OFF BACK TO LAT

>>69013914
What's your AliPay

>>69013916
isn't that all of us?

>>69013930
If you want to send money to a taco, you have to hire a mule and put it up their ass to cross the border with.

>>69013943

he manages to be even more autistic than that

>>69013871
same here senpai. i used to walk everywhere.

>>69013956
who is this?
I think it would be interesting to read it

>>69013982

depends what proxy he decides to post under

>>69013982
Hello Americanos!!! Hola estas Buenos?

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>>69013916
How many people has he written about?

Haven't had more than an hour a day of sun exposure in the last couple weeks, today I woke up at 9pm. Living the dream lads.

Getting my shit together for the next year sure sounds like the biggest deal I've faced so far.

>>69013996
>>69014013
this the guy?

>>69013956
This is heaven for autistics

>>69014018
>work starts before sun is up
>ends when it's down again

Such is life in winter

>>69014043
except there hasn't been work at all sweet Hans.

>>69014034
so it's definitely you.
show us the spreadsheet

>>69014072
He just confused his vacation time spent playing simulators with work. Honest mistake for a kraut.

>>69014043
shit sucks. i remember standing in the dark waiting for the bus to school and telling myself i wouldn't do this forever. i was wrong.

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Wtf!?!? Look at this captcha I had to fill

>>69014021
Apparently the guy is a proxyfag, so it's probably CIA.

>>69014113
show us the spreadsheet

Guys I think we should go to bed. It's late.

>>69014143
t. non real nigga

>>69014143
no. I wanna see the spreadhseet

>>69014143
4u

>>69014162
autism

>>69014161
Real niggas sleep at a responsible, adult hour. Word.

>>69014175
awh. I'm just curious

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>>69014143
what part of real nigga hours do you no understand?

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>>69014143
I agree, last one out get the lights.

>>69014122
I'm not the person that you are looking for

*clubs seals*

>>69014182
exactly

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German police is ready and well prepared after the attack

>>69014212
you fit the description

>>69014190
Good night fellow leaf

>>69014234
So??

>>69014249
I want to see your spreadsheet

prove yo aren't a proxyman. do you like oliebolenn?

>>69014234
It's almost certainly CIA.

This guy probably isn't him.

absolutely weird being at my gfs house for the holidays and everyone speaks korean to each other. Could totally be talking shit and I'd never know

>>69014274
I'm not proxy man, man I don't understand, just scroll back, I'm just here?? Yeah I like oliebollen especially with krenten (raisin)

below average thread

>>69014302
That's quite rude to do to a guest.

>>69014302
Why haven't you posted her feet yet you diccsuccer

>>69014309
hmm. it checks out.
do you promise that you aren't a proxyman and CIA?
>>69014316
agreed

>>69014356
LOL!! You really do have autism isn't it?

>>69014302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdYvN49eRU

>>69014370
no I'm just bored and should be sleeping.

>>69014409
go to 2:00

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>>69014437
Well take a nap than instead of accusing people to be autistic, cia, proxy user...

>>69014409
>white women

>>69014474
>nap
>1:30 am
thats not a nap, it's just going to sleep
I can't go to sleep when my new dutch friend is here

who's this CIA person you guys talk about?

>>69014518
Me lol

>>69014518
I don't know, the other guy said cia so I've just been aggressively shitposting

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>be American
>Go outside on Christmas
>face gets a little numb
>Be Australian
>Go outside on Christmas
>face melts off

>take a good selfie
>its in the bathroom when im shitting
was gonna use it as my profile picture but i guess i can't now

>>69014518
A proxyfag/namefag who replied to every anime poster by saying something like "gas yourself weeb"

He hasn't frequently posted here in about a year, but people are still obsessed with him.

>>69014529
why do you wear the mask?

>>69014552
DO IT IN AMERICAN YOU COMMIE

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>>69014503

>>69014552
wouldn't want to live there 2bh