/asean/

>tfw no gf (male)

>>69007791
You want a male gf?

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>>69007810

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What do you Flips usually do on Christmas?

>>69007997
watching good ol ali g in da house

>>69007791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mry5xwR26Og

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ufcCCu7Es

what a depressing Christmas this year and shitty year it has been

>>69007997
simbang gabi

>>69007997
traditionally its going to church but now anything goes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg6OyvIQmZA

Family Gathering or Christmas sex

>>69008294
fuck off leaf

>>69007997
eating in different houses

>>69007997
Drink until we forget we're wageslave to mr. chen

>>69008428
Only poorfags do this.

>>69008307
gathering then sex

>>69008507
what? you don't want to visit all of your family?

>>69008428
>>69008507
Only in relative's houses and get money (ang paos)

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>>69008541
but everyone in the family will be in the house

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>>69008617
show them who's the alpha in the house by fucking infront of them

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>>69008677
I don't think my grand uncle who's an INC pastor would like that

>>69008713
oy vey. your uncle probably is a very good goyim.

>>69008713
>INC
eww, kill them this Christmas

>>69008713
what's the difference between INC and christian catholic

>>69008846
For what its worth the INC is a cult like Scientology

>>69008846
the other one is a cult for richfags started by some fuckboi and has spread to other countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuyL7rDo8Uw

>>69008928
a subsidiary of scientology or just another cult who almost has the same as scientology?

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>>69008846
the creepy smiley christians you see in film

>>69009033
it is older than scientology
they build their churches all over the country and are in it for money

>>69008984
> Comments are disabled for this video.

AYYY LMAO

>>69008576
They are the one's who visits and expects monies.
We use the free day to relax in since we as a familia are busy the rest of the year wagecucking.

>>69008846
INC is the true religion

Local catholic church is just in it for money

Fuck ali g too cringe to watch without pausing
>>69009046
are you one of them?

>>69009169
Borat was better.

Do blood laws still applies in the island countryside?
I want to eliminate my relatives in Visayas to ensure I would get a land when my grandparents die.
Perhaps I should plant MJ and shabu and frame them so the police can toktok bang bang them?

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>>69009169
no. are you?

>>69009102
seen it in person

when a member don't attend their cult meeting a offical will visit you and collect money themselves
they also have entrance fees for their cult building temples, its mandatory and not donations

>>69009198
watched it already
too bad the dictator felt too script

>>69009234
but i'm no christian loaf

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>>69009332
that doesn't matter to me

>Some singer cancels his concert here because of EJK
How are Mocha Uson and Duterte supporters on FB reacting?

>>69009507
probably it's just because his team saw the low sales for his concert. this has been done before, nothing new.

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Are anime conventions worth going?

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>>69009507
>admit to be a druggie singer
>scared of EJK

>>69007997
Eating with family and going to church.

>>69008846
INC's are nontrinitarian, are not allowed to eat dinuguan (pork blood stew), cannot marry outside the church, are not supposed to celebrate Christmas and fiestas (in practice this doctrine is frequently ignored), etc.

>>69009644
I read it in the news and apparently it was going to sell out if it wasn't cancelled.

>>69009709
If you're a fan of anime songs (like I am) then they can be worth it. I went to two this year (Ozine Fest and Animax Carnival) although only it was only in the latter where I got to go to the concert (hard to resist a VIP ticket where you can get to see four artists for only P1200).

You know what's odd? Duterte apparently just watered down that law which was supposed to provide free education for public universities (instead of free education for all, at least for now it will primarily be for the poor). How come the normally pro-free education, anti-"commercialization of education" militants have yet to criticize him regarding it? If it was P-Noy who did the same thing they would have probably burned an effigy of him by now. Why the silence?

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>Be day before Christmas
>Yellowcucks still salty

>>69009507
Damage control as usual on how ""safe"" we have become

>>69009824
its just free tuition fee so far there are other miscellaneous fees to be paid , but I agree if we cant sustain it its debts debt debts

I think the one who did this was the other woman who they are trying to get to resign?

>>69009909
>Damage control as usual on how ""safe"" we have become
So basically they're saying they don't care/they're saying good riddance?

>>69009892
>Be day before Christmas
>marcocucks still can't move on

>>69009909
What bothers me is whenever Duterte makes a mistake, whether big or small, the militants are nowhere to be seen or heard from. When P-Noy made even a tiny mistake they were shouting and rallying like there's no tomorrow.

>inb4 "they're allied with him"
Koko is a staunch ally of Duterte (he's his partymate for god's sake) but even he criticizes the president at times. And the militants aren't exactly his allies either considering Duterte is starting to get pissed at the demands of the NDF and is still waging war with the NPA.

>>69009924
I wish I could have link this thread where an american was asking to move here

it was full of damage control from flips

also on /pol/ tho alot of it a re just blaming soros

>>69009932
No fucking wonder this>>69009892
is an INC cultist >>69008713

>>69009964
That's why I don't really like looking at my FB timeline anymore, just in case I see something cancerous. To be honest, Twitter and Reddit have more down-to-earth commenters (although Filipino Redditors are unhealthily obsessed with the dearly departed Miriam).

My bone feels abnormalities, 26 Dec 2016 will have a 7.8 Ritcher scale under the sea near north eastern phillipines. Tsunami will follows aftermath the quakes.

>>69010140
there's suppose to be a storm coming here tomorrow too

>>69010155
>Hating Visayans
This is why our progress is centered too much on Luzon, and that's a bad thing.

>>69007997
narco bonanza party

>>69010342
>t. bisaya

>>69010171
Will you, survive..? Will you manage to send your seed for future continuity?

How come born agains here like to wear T-shirts with Bible verses in them? I rarely see Catholics do that unless said shirts came from outreach programs. But born agains wear T-shirts bought from Christian stores, and I rarely see Catholics wearing said shirts.

Also, how come born agains like listening to CCM? It's relatively rare for Catholics to listen to CCM unless it's a relatively mainstream song like Who I Am.

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>duterte said he will purge manila
>fagalogs vote duterte
>complain how bloody it is
LMAO
you should really rename tagalog to fagalog

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MAMI KAWADA LOVER
BAN ME

>>69010736
Why do you keep posting his picture?

>>69010763
because he's vain.

How come there aren't millions of filipinos in Australia, while there are tons in the US?

>>69010974
We weren't colonized by Australia.

>>69010718
They let that degrading marcos shit burial happen to

Another historical badge of shame

>>69010342
Its probably a asshurt INCuck pro dutdut cultist

Bisayans loath them

>>69011079
Really? But Duterte is Bisaya and Bisayans love him.

>>69010974
>obnoxious people
>humid and hot
>everything is trying to kill you
well its like home at all

>>69007475
What do you call that fish?
My place call it Parik (Paa-raek)

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>>69010951
Watashi wa nothing. Boku wa the dirt beneath the Akihabara Streets. No one cared who Kawada was until ore ga put on the Kamen da.

>>69011137
Before duterte
INCults was bisayaballs main villain
It was full of anti inc memes
Don't know about now tho

Now its muh yellows kek

>>69010974
Fuck them and let the chinks flood them with rotting fake products.
They denied my sister a student visa early this year which sucks because she's a registered American nurse.
I guess they want more of chink cunts and bp.

>>69011180
We call it pagi.
I only ate it once and sure like to eat one again.
It's tail were used to ward off aswangs such as visayans.

>>69011193
I honestly can't stop laughing at this.

>>69011137
As far as I know only cebufags, leytefags and Mindanaofags are the only one who a have hivemindish cult like worship for him
The rest seem to be rational, level headed and reasonable

>>69010974
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

Also USA offers more jobs back then

>>69009954
Yeah they probably allied with them
Remember what happen in SoNA

And they pick and choose now on what they rally for

>>69011238
I like it smoked, grilled and sambal tumis. Sipping the soft bone~~ nyum nyum nyummmmm.

Ahem

>ward off
Somehow we do that too.

>>69011448
you also avert the bisayas?

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>tfw forced to go balik kampung for 3 days with no internet

pic related is my skin color after 3 days

>>69012269
Haha keling

>>69012269
Are you a slut idol?

Merry duterte

>>69012960
Why not?

I want to be a historian but reality won't let me.

>>69012988
Why not?

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Pilih aja dech. Mau nggak?

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Asli Indoneshyia

>>69013011
>>69013028
Am I kawaii? Uguu~

>>69013011
>>69013028
TAKBIR

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Kualitas mantop

>>69012980
>>69012997

Look at my flag. Does it look like a European country to you? Malaysian history is shit and ambiguous. Most of historical artifact in here are either stolen by Brits or rot in this jungle hell. And you need to study till at least Master or PhD to get most of your course.

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Aduh abang roni, kriukk kriukk renyah.
Naice lho, harusnya dikocok kocok dulu

>>69013065
Sounds like you're just a quitter.

>>69013011
>>69013028
>>69013045
>>69013113
please
no more

guys, any good malay/indo songs from 2000-10's ? Something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4DKAy7Biq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_M5nfo0u0I

>>69013122
I'm not that rich. And my grade is average with only 2 As

>>69013201
Quitter

>>69013216
Gib RM60,000 then.

>>69012269
Haha keling

>>69013231
You can't just have everything handed to you on a plate.

>>69013011
>>69013028
>>69013045
>>69013113

spooped

>>69013198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

you're very welcome btw

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>balik probinsya tayo ngayong pasko

>>69013258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV4aWJtguM

>>69013248
And it's not like I can get RM60,000 in short time. And the bank won't give you a loan unless you have fixed income. And I way past age to get loan from Mara and PTPTN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l52-J9wdnwo

lol

>>69013267
kek manila is now full of subhumans street dwellers since high income people left manila

>>69013198
90's > 00's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoyPQeaxuZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Ii9o5HjpE

>>69013459
its usually the street dwellers(after they beg) and low income people that leave

>>69013297
Indie research. And then pitch your findings to UM/UKM.

>>69013459
>high income people left manila
Somewhat true. They're mostly making a living somewhere else or making an income on real estates in growing Philippine cities.

Does it snow in the Philippines during Christmas?

>>69014663
kek on farms with NPA, I don't think so

or probably out of the country

>>69013267
>balilk probinsya program

>>69014754
if this happens, visayas would be congested as fuck.

>>69014705
revolutionary tax sucks. Even a carabao can also be a tax.

Heard a big farm owner got visited by NPA rebels and 'asks' for carabaos. He can't refuse them or his whole farm gets burned. Better pay those commies.

Have you guys watched the latest boboiboy episode yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKmmwrC8hg
Boboiboy leaf is so cute.

>Be naputukan

What do?

>>69014903
tell gunman you got drugs in your pocket

today I saw a Hapa that looked like me. Scary

>>69014903
i advice to slurp it clean

wouldnt waste protein

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>>69014926
like this danny?

>>69014780
its already imposed since Gloria I think

tho they only do it if there are summits and events like right now the MsU

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>>69014962
>not posting the original picture with the balloon and piss mark

>>69014962
he looks like Micheal V.

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>>69015007

>>69014962
I don't look like that

>>69011193
i-if I pull that mask off, are you kawaii?

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I want a cute girlfriend for Christmas to be mine forever

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Will you? Can't finish it.

>>69015566
I can't eat durian by itself but I can eat durian candies or durian ice cream though.

>>69015566
>white people

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Going to Singapore tomorrow

>TFW comfy
>watching Frozen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lORMTwLuzg4

>>69015799
Flip really do sound like malay but just more stupid.

>>69015894
Drunk Malay

>>69015704
Bad idea,if you are not rich your bank account is going dry

>>69015894
We feel the same way with yours tbf

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>>69015949
I just eat at the market dood

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>>69015949
Hey Singapore, what's your opinion on the one michelin chef in Singapore?

>>69015999
People usually come here for Orchard Road

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>all I wanted was an A V E R A G E indonesian gf by christmas this year

Next year for sure. Right lads. Ha ha.

>>69016013
Ask others,others will talk about how cheap it is and its value.
Ask me,the queue is 2 hours,just go to an $80 restaurant that has 1 star

>>69015704
Are applying for maid or hostesses?

>>69016070
>indon gf
>not wanting white gf
How about no aussie.

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>>69016029
I know, I admit I got shocked when I first saw the place. Nothing like that from where I come from.

>>69016080
Vacation

>>69016080
Top kek

>>69016076
Thanks dude! Just wondering how's the chef doing. 2 hours in queue, that's tiring for him to work. Yet still he's grateful for have that one star.

>>69016200
I'd stay at Johor hotel, 1/2 SGD via bus trip to orchard, bringing junk food bought from JB, shopping at orchard, back to Malaysia, eat at JB Central.

>>69016314
Cont,
Unless you'd prefer to be luxurious and have 1/4 food portion at SG compared with similar 1 full portion at JB at cheaper price, I don't see any problem.

>>69015685
>>69015688
Actually I like durians, but this one is not fully ripe. It still has whitish and pale in color, hard flesh and bland. The ripe one, in yellowish tint is what I seek. Maybe I'll try finding one again tomorrow.

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Any good tech shops in Singapore? I was actually looking to buy an lg v20 when I get there

>>69013231
Join agent insurance then

>>69014878
>Watching shota show. What a gay.

>>69016070
>those thighs will never crush you skull

>>69016838
>not liking loli in that show

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>tfw no chink gf to spend christmas eve with

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>34:04
>Hontiveros' opening speech for proposing her new anti-discriminatory provisions
>Pacquaio doesn't talk due to his broken English and probinsyano tier education
and feminism marches on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF-5Wj2-1sU

>18:14
>People's Law Enforcement Board (the PLEB)
top kek, someone knows the memes

dubs and ill go to church for the first time in 3 years

>>69018764
Just go the fucking church already. Also what kind of Christian are you?

>>69018871
he's muslim. what he's trying to say is he haven't bombed a church in 3 years.

>>69018871
i'm a sinner, im not worth to be called a christian

>>69018924
A good Christian is the one who realize that he is a sinner.

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What did you choose as material for film viewing with your relatives /asean/?

Mines Les Misérables

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>>69018903
>not bombing the mosque to radicalise the moderates

>>69019258
speaking of which, does the ISIL recognize that meteorite in a black box thingy in mecca?

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>>69019353
How the fuck do I know, are you trying to get me arrested or something?

>>69019353
No. They don't even the recognize the Kaaba. They actually plan to destroy the Kaaba if they get a hold of Mecca.

>>69019385
you seem to be knowledgeable about radical moosleems so I thought that you'd know.

>>69018924
Don't worry. Another earthquake on the 26th Dec 2016 near Indonesia sea will come to pass.

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>>69019465
I was just quoting this absolute masterpiece of a movie.

>>69018871
cuckthochink

>>69019494
The scene in question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M88fk3hOMQ

>>69019640
Get out of the church you lazy pig

>>69019444
what the hell? isn't mecca the birthplace of islam?

>>69019494
>was just quoting
How the fuck do I know, are you trying to get me to read your mind or something?

>>69018924
just convert to islam, Allah will pardon your sins

>>69019640
>Catholic.
Go to the church I will call Pope and Swiss Guards on you.

>>69019746
They think Kaaba is somekind of idolatry. And idolatry is haram in Islam.

>>69019814
I get what you're saying but why not recognize the place on where your religion and prophet has originated? do radicals not recognize muhammad and only follow allah? is muhammad kind of insignificant in the quran?

>>69019958
They're crazy.

>>69020000
>tfw never been to Johor

>>69019983
very simple answer yet it makes perfect sense. fucking goat fuckers.

Done slaving myself in the kitchen for tonight.
I've cooked panna cotta and roasted potatoes.

PUTANG INA.
I FORGOT THAT THEY WONT SELL YOU ALCOHOL AND SPIRITS BEYOND 10.
Brb amigos

rame ndan nonton 86
ntapz

>>69020435
Oh wow. Sakura Wars still exist?

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where is everybody celebrating Christmas Eve
>mfw I wish I was home instead

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>>69022461
Y-You're an actual Chink

>>69022502
yes senpai, do you want to erp?

>>69022606
No I want you to spend time with your family/friends, go have fun Anon.

>>69022687
Look where he's sitting now. He obviously hates his family

Just saw indon news. What the fuck is Jokowi thinking? He literally just started a civil war.

>>69022461
ot add how much?

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>>69022815
I'm not working, but my sister @ Pacific Coffee isn't getting any holiday bonus either

>>69022955
>tfw everybody probably thinks you're taking these pictures to upload them on your facebook, instagram etc

>>69022955
fuck the jew

>>69023002
>tfw I don't have any social media accounts
feels good to share it with a bunch of anons on a japanese image board

I'm such an ameriboo that I don't know if 911 is the number we use to call the cops.

>>69023085
999 you dip

>>69023085
its 1 300 88 2525

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>>69022955
The cake looks good... C-can I have some, anon?

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>>69023215
Pizza Hut literally called me once after an order to ask me for directions to my house, like aren't they supposed to figure that out themselves?

>>69023270
>>69023215
who the fuck still call for pizza? Use internet pls and fill up address properly

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Can someone replace the baby's head with sad pepe head?

>>69023270
lol waze cant even find your place, you live in the jungle?

>>69022802
What news?

>>69023311
But I did order it online.

>>69023318
It turns out that the delivery boy was new and not from this town, they literally gave a delivery job to someone least qualified for it.

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>>69023254
s-sure

i escaped my neighbors christmass party

>>69023403
Delete this

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>>69023312

I wish i have tv now

have you guys ever joined a group chat with other anons but you dont contribute much to the chat so one of the guys that you dont like whom you blocked kicked you because maybe he thinks youre an fbi agent fuck you popi you fucking normie hazim if youre seeing this i miss you mang

they're singing the same damn song for the 1000th time
what excuse do i use to get the fuck out from my gf house party

>>69023517
Thank you very much!

>>69023659
i joined a porn group chat and i was the only one post porn
fuck you

Merry Christmas lads

>>69023678
late for suicide bombing

>>69023740
i want to score pot legally

>>69023734
i luv you Malay-chan, all i want for this christmas is you

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>>69023312
>>69023517
Here's one with the parents replaced with wojak if you want

>>69023767
THIS IS BETTER!

>>69023767
the mother's face shouldn't be replaced desu

>>69022955
G-girl

Merry Christmas mga puta kayo lahat I love you guys

>>69024353
what is the traditional dish for christmas in Philippine ?

>>69024662
BABI

>>69024662
lechon covered with carbonara sausage pasta with a side of halo halo

>>69024662
babi gan wkwkwkwk

>>69024662
kfc

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Non-permanent member states in the UN Security Council tend to receive an increase in foreign aid from the US, once they get elected into the council.

>Malaysia gets elected as new council member in October 2014
>US aid to Malaysia rises from $8.91m in 2013 to $13.96m in 2014
It really makes you think.

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Merry Christmas everyone!

>>69024928
Why do non Christians celebrate Christmas?

>>69024662
white cock

>>69024836
Don't worry anon. We are only nice to the US for the money. You will always be in our heart. Don't feel like you're getting cucked.

>>69025002
same reason as why non-English speakers speak English, Christians are the dominant religion

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>>69025002
because we like free shit

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Merry Christmas everyone

But Im getting scared cause gunshots everywhere

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>>69025105
How many fingers of children did you find tonight?

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>>69025148
Im scared of going out 2bh

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Merry Christmas and a qt waifu to you all.

What the fuck those from manila pub downstair is lighting fireworks in the middle of the rain? Noisy noisy

Merry Christmas everyone in Asean! :3

>>69025093
This. I received plenty good and useless things this year. Lololololol

Guys it's happy holidays. Not merry christmas. No one here are actually christians. All of us are muslims.

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>>69025603
Don't make me impale you, lad.

>>69025703
Like you can you fat american. The only impaling you're going to be doing is the butter on your stick.

>>69025703
Merry christmas is so offensive and unthoughtful to those who don't celebrate it, so it's Happy holiday.

you get that jokowi undercover book lad??

>>69025603
i am a secret christian

>>69025962
4U

>>69025962
Where do you live? JAIS said they want to properly convert you to be a christian.

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>tfw I get to do a presentation on Indognesian capital punishment and torture
I will talk about the oppression suffered by defenceless Papuans, little Timorese, freedom loving Achenese and the innocent foreigners using Amnesty International sources

>>69026380
DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE YOU FUCKIN FLIBBONG

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>>69026380

>>69026380
papuans deserve it they aren't human
but they should chill on the rest of those little guys

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>>69026557
>>69026454
>>69026699
Too late. Apparently, Indonesia only consists of Bali. I think they made an error there, lol :^)

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i never realized how comfy asean threads were
im coming here more often

>>69027019
fuck you white man

>>69027019
Go back and eat kiwis New Zealand. When flip /pol/ starts, everything goes to shit.

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>>69027076
dont worry friend i am not after your ladyboys
>>69027289
aussies are mean and our other generals are retarded
let me stay pls

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>>69027019
You're not the first Aussie to think that

>>69027019
>>69027437
if not for that pinoy, I thought this poster was Australian
smfh these flags

>>69028192
we almost had a LEAF flag so just be glad its not that

I hate how Malaysians always compare Malaysia with first world standard. We are still third world dammit. We only got independence like 59 years ago.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-blast-idUSKBN14D0GE
>Sixteen hurt in Christmas eve blast at Catholic church in Philippines
what the fug flips
tell duterte to bomb mindaNOW

lapar la pulak

>>69030751
baru aja selesai makan big mac
nyam nyam nyam

>>69031379
gendut

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>>69030380
REMOVE KEBAB

takde pun hadiah???

>>69038556
budak nakal tak dapat hadiah

>>69038556
Santa jatuh tergolek-golek terbabas sebab hujan lebat malam tadi

>>69038856
ngelawak gan?

>>69038996
Apaan omongan elo sich?

>>69038556
>>69038830
>>69038856
>>69038996
>>69039400
reported for ISIS conspiracy and propaganda

>>69039969
Santa tolol lagi bahlul. Takde pun hadiah.

tik

tok

boom

selamat pagi orang hutan

Maligayang Pasko sa ating lahat!

>>69040459
Awak ke orang hutan?

Christmas?

>>69030380
bravo malaysia

>>69041998
i fucking knew it

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>celebrate Christmas eve with gf
>carolers everywhere
>give the kids money because gf forced me too
>eat sex sleep
>wake up
>namamasko po!
I already gave you money yesterday why are you still here? reeeeeeeee

>>69044258
tip the nearby police station that you saw those kids sniffing solvent all night long. that'll show em.

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How do I join a mason group?

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Shouldn't you Flips be out doing Christmas things? Why are you still here?

>>69045806
>terrorist persuading christian dindus to clump together for ez suicide bombing
yeah, no.

>>69045883
I've already called my buddies to not target you, go out and have fun Anon.

>>69045883
>his mind is so corrupted af
Just enjoy it before the incoming Tsunami. ;^)

>>69045992
>trusting terrorist words
not a chance. you ain't fooling this kafir, nah-uh.

>>69046035
joke's on you, I live on a place that's landlocked.

>>69045806
afraid get shoot on sight by duterte

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>>69026745
well at least when we do something wrong, they will blame bali

>wake up
>check news
>no happening
It feels surreal

>Santa

>>69048109
fuck you santa is real you dipshit. fite me 1v1 faget

i had a senior in high school. her name is santa michelle thomas, she's from sabah. she's cute and has big tits.

>>69048351
well, did you grab her by the pussy?

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christmas?

>>69048435
no her boyfriend is a kelantanese chad thundercock

>trying to wake bf up
>he replied with farting
wth

>>69049142
respond by shitting out all the cum that he has deposited inside your anus last night and smudge it all over his face you fucking faggot.