/cum/

lads and dudes

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I'm gonna /cum/!

>>69006803
>>>/pol/

>>69006803
I love huge butts but there's no way I could fuck one.

>>69006846
solid post. think i might have been late to the party, could be another /cum/ thread already

>>still not a rwd in snow edition

>>69006878
delete yourself

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Aw ye

>>69006820
huh, i though most mexicans could speak english on a good basic level. All well, I am planning to go down there anyway when I retire.
>>69006855
LEWD POSTIING

>>69006803
that looks like a tiring position

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Dispute this
Pro tip: you can't

>>69006907
>All well, I am planning to go down there anyway when I retire.
Where would you want to live?

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>>69006803
which one of you anime loving virgins has sauce on this?

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>>69006920

checkmate

>>69006930
Callin the cops lad

>Tfw first semester of university as a pre-med student i got a 3.0 GPA
hang me

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>>69006890
???

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>>69006920
You're right. I can't

>>69006932
>worst character

Wow really makes one ponder

>>69006912
the strong thot genes in her blood protect her against tiredness

>>69006928
somewhere in the yucatan. Plus there is some town, I forgot the name, that is really safe since gringos have made it a retirement safe space.

>>69006961

more proof that Brat is worst YY

>>69006966

thats not a picture of MC

>>69006973
Sounds nice desu

>>69006977
MC's don't count, they usually suck in haremshit

>>69006943
give sauce first

>>69006930
just put hot pants stockings and shit in the panda as tags.

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>>69006950
>first semester

That doesn't mean much. I was awful in my first year. I barely got above a 3. It gets a lot easier once you know what you're doing.

Of course, the marks from first year are still shitting on my GPA 3 years later.

>>69006993

thats also not a pic of rururururururururururururu

>>69007012
what is this panda you speak of?

Cuddle

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GUYS JUST WATCHED THE NEW MONOGATARI MOVIE, AND I GOTTA TELL YA' ITS FUCKING GREAT

>>69007021
>Of course, the marks from first year are still shitting on my GPA 3 years later.
how so?

anime nonces everywhere itt

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>>69007026

>>69007041
WHAT is the appeal of this show?

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>>69006920
bs. tit jobs.
>>69007036
>not knowing the PANDA
(Am I memeing right)

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>>69007037

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Time to go into hibernation and wait until spring. I can't stand the winter. I know a lot of people find winter comfy, but it's the opposite for me. Spring/summer is a lot more comfy for me.

>>69007073
really no reason to be so smug, senpai.

>>69007063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3da95eEGaY

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>>69007054
winner winner chicken dinner

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>>69007093

how many more letters are they going to add to the fag coalition

how much longer until this shit stops

GAY
>>69007087
only fat people love winter its disgusting

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>>69006803
That's a really nice bunda

also nth for grimes

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Okay, its time to sleep

Good night /cum/!

>>69007087
you have horrible taste
winter>fall>spring>summer

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>>69007091
I got a whole folder of smug, son.

someone try to guess what this acronym stands for

BFGMOT

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>>69006977
brat is top tier

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>>69007113

>best girl has bazongas
>2nd worst girl is disgusting flat chest

really makes me think...

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>>69007147
why can't you just help though? its really not in the spirit of /cum/ to act this way.

mask you sumthin

>>69007131
Goodnight anon. Sleep well

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Too much anime

>>69006803
>also how do you feel about him being an advisor to trump

Didn't know he was but I can't say I'm surprised, sadly.

>some idiot crashes into my sisters rent a car
>sister pulls forward
>idiot crashes again
>airbody get out
>idiot says she's called the cops
>wait hours for a statetrooper to arrive
>idiot didn't actually call the cops
>wait more hours
Lmao

Is it normally like this? Is it better to unironically drive away if you can?

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>>69007166
>worst girl didn't even have a chance
>best girl won
hmmmmm

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>>69007136
Nah

spring>summer>fall>winter

Though I guess it depends where you live too.

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>>69007044
Well my cumulative GPA, which is based off of all my marks I've gotten in university, is about 0.3 points lower than my average GPA over the past few semesters.

It's dragging me down, but it gets better with each semester.

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>>69007178

>>69006920
>Only chickens need those
Do they NEED them?

>>69007182
Hope he shoots someone """"accidentally"""" again

I need the memes

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>>69007197

>""""best"""" girl """"won"""""

who would want to win the heart of a loser like MC anyway

>>69007131
sleep tight pu-pper
>>69007136
something tells me your not beach body ready are you?

>>69007187
>Is it normally like this?
no

>Is it better to unironically drive away if you can?
absolutely. as long as they didn't get your plates

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should i watch this?

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>>69007208
Too much Canada

>>69007155
Big fat girl might over-do tanning

>>69007224
i don't have summer where i live

>>69007187
i don't know how to drive why don't you just take cabs?

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>>69007247

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>>69006950
>tfw my last semester of university begins in January

Lads, if you want a good laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk

chrismas is for gays

>>69007300
Well, yeah. Jesus is everyone's Savior

>>69007274
Me too man. I'll finally be done with this shit.

Though I haven't the slightest idea what to do afterwards. I was thinking of traveling for a bit afterwards.

>>69007300

t. communist

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>>69007087
I agree with you anon. Most of the people on here who like winter so much don't have to deal with real winters.

spring > summer > fall >>>>> intestinal parasites >>>>>>>>>> winter

>>69007300
you're gay

>>69006930
for realz tho any help is appreciated

also for realz, do you think he could get erections? i mean you'd need a pulse to do that i would think but in theory he could have had a button or something to direct blood to his dick. i just have a hard time believing he stopped fucking that guy must have a bevy of busty bitches.

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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>69007384
*stops you*
Pssh... nothin personnel, kid

>>69007384
i told you yesterday they stink and don't shave.

>when did summer become cool?
when it became winter

>>69007367
Go to
>>>/wsr/

I completely forgot /wsr/ even existed

>>69007396
*counter-stops you*
Betcha didn't see that coming

>>69007403
They smell nice and shaving is not an issue

>>69007439
where do you think i got the picture faggot?

>>69007262
then how can you hate on it
if anything you should just love it because you school is over

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I found commies lads

>>69007473
And you didn't ask where it was from?

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>shaving is not an issue

the french gf poster....
seriously starts to piss me off

>>69007471
*disappears*
*teleports behind you*
I WAS MERELY A HOLOGRAM

>>69007384
wow Deja Vu!
>>69007403
i know they smell funny

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Bïjï Kurdistani

tell me what to draw and ill do it

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>>69007471
>french smelling nice

Is Trump really an illiterate?
i know he's not a brilliant mind but does he even read relevant stuff?
what kind of knowledge is his strong point? (non empirical knowledge)

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>>69007515
Bîjî***

>>69007519
Janny getting pegged by vapeman

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>>69007519
A final battle between Jesus and the Queen

Make it look like 40k

>>69007506
*unzips feminin benis*
*do gay stuff in your butt*
>>69007533
BONJOUUUURR!

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>>69007519
Thick eyebrows

>>69007577
*enjoys it*
Ha, I already knew you were gay and I prepared myself. Your move fag

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>>69007577
Ah salut Samir, ça va?

>>69007583
>thick eyebrow
ftfy

Need an anime like Cowboy Bebop boios. Already seen Samurai Champloo so don't mention it

>>69007474
i don't mind it, i just prefer cold weather.

why don't you lads accept puerto rico as a state?

>>69007614
idk. Space Dandy or Afro Samurai

>>69007627
Because fuck the Democrats

>>69007627

they need to pay debnts first

>>69007614

Lupin III

>>69007627
Because canada goes first.

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>>69007608
her monobrow(not even really) is cute

>>69007644
I think most puerto ricans are conervatives

Not that they wouldn't be easy to convince otherwise if they became a state.

>>69007521
I like how they smell
>>69007511
Listen bud I should beat you up for what you said about French girls earlier today
>>69007506
Who are you working for
*destroys hologram*

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eyebrows?

>>69007605
oui ça va je me suis remis a pokémon j'ai attrapé pikatchu

>>69007627
the 51st sate is not gonna be butt fucking puerto rico its gonna be the pacific ocean

Completely forgot to eat today lads

>>69007708
tell me a pickup line in french.

I WANT TO FUCK BAJACHAN

>>69007695
The moment they join the States the MAINSTREAM MEDIER is going to turn them into democrats. Mark my words

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What do Americans eat on Christmas?

>>69007695
>I think most puerto ricans are conervatives
They aren't. They would be the bluest state in the Union if they were admitted

>>69007708
*freezes time*
*throws a billion knives at you*
*unfreezes time*
You'll never get that information from me you bastard!

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>>69007716
yes

>>69007744
woah calm down jihad version of america.
>>69007754
honey ham and shit

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FUCK YOU

>>69007754
I'm going to have a lovely glazed ham and maybe fried chicken

>>69007754
Refugee babies

>>69007744
fuck off dumbass malay

>>69007708
i like to be abused by a cute black american bf

>>69007754

burgers, of course

>>69007754
Ham, turkey. I usually eat pork butt

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>>69007778
hey fuck you leatherhead

>Grandma is really lonely
>Can't visit her often

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>>69007729
Ah cool. Des trucs prévus pour ce weekend ou bien t'es un loser comme nous tous?

Hello fellow Canadians! It's becoming clear to me that we have a reputation problem in /int/ outside of /cum/. So I hereby request we only post insightful comments from now on (if you must shitpost, use a proxy). Let's change the world's perception of us okay!

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>>69007754
sea benis

>>69007817
fuck off bud

>>69007741
Va te faire foutre d'enculé qui tu sanger

Or something like that

>>69007656
Stupid SPIC!

>>69007817
Fuck no. I tried that insightful shit and it got us nowhere.

>hurr durr based Canada
-What an American says when you confirm their retarded beliefs

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>>69007744
no go away
KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN

>>69007741
a pick up line in french
>>69007792
I'm not black

>>69007817
No one will ever take a leaf seriously. And there's no way you will make someone take a leaf seriously. Unless, of course, you make a post calling upon all leafs to put a sharpie in their pooper and post it otherwise they have no balls. Then you'd probably gain some respect.

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>Fuck no. I tried that insightful shit and it got us nowhere.
>>hurr durr based Canada
>-What an American says when you confirm their retarded beliefs

Who do you support in Syria

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>this is what most canadians do all day

>>69007835
>Va te faire foutre d'enculé qui tu sanger
google translate says these are bad words
>>69007872
cheeky lil bastard

>>69007907
I don't

>>69007816
que ce que tu crois? j'ai une league POkéMon a gangner je m'entraine dure tout les jours ça rigole pas
>csq mon rival s'apelle Chad!
sinon je vais jouer a la corde a sauter
pourquoi tu n'es pas dehors a jouer avec de la neige avec tes copines?

>>69007741
"Tu es mignonne"

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>I don't support Syria

>>69007907
fuck them all to be honest. fuck asad and fuck isis and fuck the rebels

>Cheney is considering a heart transplant
wtf they really give you a heart as an old fuck if you're powerful? what in hell

if you don't support assad or isis you are probably a reddit user

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>tfw large benis
>tfw because of large benis I am happy to spend time shaving and trimming pubic hair
Feels good man

>>69007598
not cool bro you're taking all the fun away if you like it
no more gaysex for you!

>>69007973
But what good is having a large benis if you're not going to use it?

>>69007943
>"Tu es mignonne"
I thought you cant use tu with people you dont know?
>>69007973
proof?

>>69007974
pls gaysex my bp with your big berber cock

>>69007973
>unironically shaves pubic hair
lol

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>>69007973
iktf

how big is urs? mine is 15 cm

>>69007957
>>69007971
>>69007907
If you don't support Assad you've been duped by western media and learned nothing from Iraq.

>>69007907

I dont care. I honestly dont care

There is no way of winning with either side, so I say just withdraw and let russia take care of it if they want to

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>No I dont shave my pubic hair

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>>69007939
Basé.
>pourquoi tu n'es pas dehors a jouer avec de la neige avec tes copines?
Pêh je bosse 40h/semaine et là je suis en ''vacances'' des Fêtes. J'ai pas d'amis ni de copine donc j'vais rien foutre et me reposer seul dans la noirceur de ma chambre

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>>69007973
>tfw have a BBC
>tfw know white girls craving bbc is just a meme
>tfw women of any rave aren't attracted to you

>>69008021
Damn that's asthetic AF.

Fucking a yank bitch tonight lads, consider this payback for all your brutish Marines corrupting our womyn in WW II you literal fucking cucks

>>69008013
let me guess, you watch a non biased source like RT, dont you?

>>69008021
No I don't cause nobody sees it desu and also I don't know how

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>the most famous canadian in the world is portuguese
well then...

>>69008004
About 17

>>69007991
That would get me b&

>>69008003
It's such a good clean feeling. Shave your cock and balls, but leave your pubes proper short.

>>69007990
:(

>>69008013
>If you don't support Assad you've been duped by western media and learned nothing from Iraq.
Literally the only thing that failed in Iraq was Obongo not flying troops in when the Iraqi Army started to fail. Fuck off with your le strongman faggotry

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>>69008047

YANK'd

>>69008076
I thought Drake was the most famous Canadian

>>69008076
literally who

>>69008047
>he fell for Nip propaganda

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>>69008047
I didn't know fucking someone I'd never meet or even know about would be considered payback.

>>69007973

i dont know what shaving has to do with big penises desu.

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>he doesn't like pubic hair

>>69008077
>17

What

>>69008047
Is she fat?

>>69008127
you cant into cms.

>>69008051
If you do anything but analyze multiple sources for raw information and then draw your own conclusions, your an absolute plebian.
Why anyone thinks that democracy is good for non-western liberal countries or that an opposition-led Syria wouldn't be a fundamentalist unstable shithole is plain retarded.

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>>69008110
Your momther and sister probably know him,go ask them while we're here,ask them where do they think he's from

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>>69008047
How was it?

>>69008138
No I mean that's decent at best

Unless you're thicc

>>69008077
I feel u bro. I have a large benis too but I hate normietalk so no grills until I decide to be a functioning member of society

>>69008127
17 centimeters. More like 17.5, barely/almost 7 inches.

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also nelly furtado

>>69008149
>Why anyone thinks that democracy is good for non-western liberal countries or that an opposition-led Syria wouldn't be a fundamentalist unstable shithole is plain retarded.
This is RT if I've ever seen it

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>>69008076
I actually don't know who this is

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>>69008123
>he likes hairy harambe bitches

>>69008032
ça pourais etre prie regarde moi je mange de la salade par terre a 4h du matin passée
mais comment tu ne te fais pas d'amis au travail?
moi il y'a que les bougnes ça s'éxplique et j'aime pas les gens aussi mais je pense qu'il y'a de gens bien là ou tu es

>>69008047
We had marines in Australia during WWII?

>>69008190
Youtuber

>>69008081
It takes a strongman to keep those places stable. Saddam was a douchebag and had a thrashing coming, but he kept the place stable. Now ISIS owns half the country, and an insurgency prevails through the rest.

>>69008047
she is going to break your penis.

>>69008209
>American education

>>69008209
some of them hung out there during vietnam too

>>69008000
lmfao i'd be damned if i said no to these beautiful trips

>>69008076
All the other big guys in Europe are waiting on you to win a World Cup lad.

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>I dont support assad

>>69008230
Here's your last (You)

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Does /cum/ like tall girls? I love tall girls but there aren't as many in California as there are in the Midwest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLUdYCpgj0
>tfw you will never comfort your two tigers during a thunderstorm

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>>69008211
Oh god I just looked him up. They played his awful "music" at the retail place I worked last year.

I had to clean up vomit and chase crack whores to make sure they weren't stealing, and that was what I had to listen to all day.

>>69008272

I prefer CUTE girls

though 5'4 and under girls are too short imo

>>69008187
>haha yeah bro just give these uneducated Islamic fundamentalist masses democracy and all our problems will go away
Lad, it took hundreds of years for the western world to be in a position that we could have forms of republican democracy and even still we fuck up. We literally had to earn it ourselves, it's no given right.

>>69008272
I like any girl taller or shorter than me. Manlet btw

>>69008259
We'll conquer canada if you say that again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-NeKMhc-ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOwSXWuFDI

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>>69008208
Ouais au travail les gens sont bien mais y'a pas mal de vieux, un peu de jeunes mais encore plus vieux que moi, donc bon. Et puis ça fait que deux moi que je travail à c't'endroit, et je suis un peu comme toi, j'aime pas les gens et je suis bien dans ma solitude pêf

>>69008272
I like their legs desu

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>MFW I COULD BEAT YOU ALL WITH MY LVL 64 PIKATCHU IN POKEMON FIGHT
FUCK YOU

>>69008272

tall girls are like 2x attractive for me, i swear i see woman taller than me and im instantly interested in her.

The problem is im 6"2 in a country of manlets so hard to find women taller than me.

>>69008324

*sends out lvl 100 onix*

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love butts

>>69008272
I like girls who I can look eye to eye with, not necessarily taller ones though.

>>69008264
Fit me bichniga

The Obama-Clinton administration was fucking horrible for supporting those Moderate Beheaders of the Opposition, and thank God we took Aleppo.

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>>69008324
>mfw thinking of Barron

>>69008321
Your colony has 5 lad.

What's keeping ya boys down?

cum rankings are just the same as the geography
canada on top
usa in the middle
mexico at the bottom

>>69008336
I have charizad too your move bitch

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>>69008321
why is portugal so fucking nordic god dammit

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I'm scared that chicana gfs are too good for me

>>69008364
thanks nigel

>>69008374

*lvl 100 blastoise*

>>69008364
I'm flattered, but I disagree

>>69008374
i have a dracomon gay boy

>>69008348
PEDOS OUT!
>>69008364
w..where do you rank algeria?

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>>69008364
Really makes you think.

>>69008407
It's not pedophilia if I don't think of him being a child

>>69008321
Please import more Portuguese qts

>>69008415

thats what a pedophile would say.

>>69008037
How B is the BBC?

Ok guys, how about we open a /cump/ ?
please invite portugal,we're atlantic not mediterranean and we're tired of /luso/

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>>69008415
FUCK YOU KIDDIE DIDIDLER!

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>>69008427

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>student aid for last semester got fucked for a mixture of things
>thought I had to just forget about it
>got an email from my bank account right now that all the money was transferred today
Its a Christmas miracle buds

>>69008322
j'éspere ne jamais voir de vieux au travail yuk!en tout cas
je sais pas j'ai un probleme des que les gens commencent a m'aimer un peu ou a me taquiner je me barre en courant
sinon noel comment ça se passe? que ce que tu t'ai offert?

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tfw no meth head chicana gf

>>69008452
Like midnight black

>>69008457
at this point it should be /icum/
international posters canada united states and mexico since everyone comes here.

>>69008457

sorry cant do cowboy.

>>69008400
why are canadians so self-hating? half of you want to be norway and half want to be the states
be proud of your country

How do you lose your virginity as an aspie who doesn't go outside or have friends at all?

>>69008499
It's because /cum/ is the comfiest general

>>69008491
meth witch hands

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people in the california and the southwest actually live like this

>>69008206
>hahaha I said harambe
Neck yourself

>>69008509
dude just use tinder if you're decent looking, it's what I did and I have aspergers

>>69008509
Escorts

>>69008491
that's meth? that's how you take it?
i thought it was through injection

>>69008396
>>69008403
ayo hol up that's not fair you can't even catch blastoise irl you cheating scum

>>69008519
my grandparents in yuma live in a community that looks like this

>>69008537
sniff it, smoke it or pin it
very versatile

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>>69008471
>tfw too well off for government aid

>>69008519
specify the problem

>>69008509
go outside and make friends

at least I assume that's what you should do. haven't tried it myself

>>69008537
You can do meth in a lot of ways

>>69008491
trashy af DELET

>>69008519
It actually is really shitty. And the fucking nimbys stop any attempt at trying to improve it.

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>>69008519
Ok...

It could be worse.

>>69008537
you can smoke it too
real men shoot it up

>>69008519
everyone has their own walls and garden
whats wrong here?

>>69008503
Why do you speak for canada and america?
What makes you think your social-behaviour is in sync with the ones of the americans and canadians?

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>>69008508
I don't hate my country. But there's a reason why Canadian posters get so much shit on /int/.

In my opinion, Mexico has the best posters of /cum/.

>>69008498
Other B

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Almost done with my squirrel taxidermy. Just needs to dry, be brushed out, eyes cleaned of clay, a bit of paint on lips and nose, pins removed, tail set, then mounted on a branch.

Rate him /cum/

>>69008589
Pretty damn British

>>69008086
She'll be giving my dick a good ol yank lad

>>69008553
>>69008572
Stop perverting denmark-san

>>69008586
I'd be happy with /cum/ plus friends. There are a lot of foreign posters here

>>69008531
>requires jewbook
No thanks NSA

>>69008536
Thought about it, but they are expensive.

>>69008570
Aspergers and anxiety disorder is why I don't have those in the first place.

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>>69008487
Pareil pêh senpai.
>sinon noel comment ça se passe? que ce que tu t'ai offert?
Des trucs utiles que j'ai besoin je m'en offre à longueur d'année, donc je m'en bat les couilles de cette tradition de merde. Ma maman m'offre des paires de chaussette et je suis bien content. Par contre j'ai acheté un pull et un bonnet à mon père et une carte-cadeau dans une boutique de sport pour maman.

Les gens chez vous ont une fête quelconque pour ce temps de l'année? J'sais que t'en a rien à battre de la religion du désert

>>69008596
Weird as fuck 2bh, but at least you have an interesting hobby

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>>69008611
i want to be a bad boy alger-chan

>>69008611
Well, he asked

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>>69008568
>>69008585
its a bad suburb

look at the spacing and the road plan

just miles and miles of uniformed sidewalked streets

and no real trees

this pic is a good suburb

>>69008586

if portugal is invited thats means you also have to invite Brazil and Spain.

>>69008519

I dont

only dumb people would live like that

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>>69008556
>mfw not a lick of student debt and getting paid thousands to go to school because my family is middle class and I dont have a job

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>only dumb people would live like that

>>69008596
you could use some more practice. but not bad
you gonna do anything bigger?
A racoon would make a good friend for him

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>>69008644
yep, this is cum chan, isnt it.
>>69008654
NO

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>>69008618
But,but, I wanted portugal to be the only invited :(
>>69008654
spain isn't part of /luso/ and Brasil keeps talking about politics,It's like monkeys sipping on tea with tophats discussing politics

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>>69008556
>mfw wearing my Canada Goose jacket and Fjallraven Kanken backpack carrying my new 2016 Macbook Pro past the "people" waiting in line for OSAP

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>>69008530
atleast i dont like hairy girls lmao

>>69008669

theyre pretty dumb. They think the San Fernando Valley is habitable too

>>69008587
>mexican /cum/ posters
>rate me
>baja
>commieposter from /brit/

Eh

"Ags" was best mexican poster

>>69008675
spoiled lil brat

>>69008628
Thanks
Not very weird though, taxidermy is pretty common

>>69008675
>Canada Goose
>Fjällraven
I see you fell for the memes.

>>69008674
>But,but, I wanted portugal to be the only invited :(
Chile, Denmark, and Latvia are just as much a part of /cum/ as anyone else

>>69008674

because spain knows that /luso/ is portugal and third worlders.

spain is like a jealous ex that doesnt wanna be with you but doesnt want you be in a relationship.

>>69008675
t. poor memer

Maybe one day you'll be trading stocks and masturbating to commissioned porn like me.

>>69008695
The San Fernando Valley is a shithole

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>he pays for porn

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>>69008710
I think it's time to update this