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cara

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wish i had a stand power to swap kira's head for my bollocks

why are metalheads so gross

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/suomigf/ edition

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Eyebrows edition

>>69006010
I really don't get her appeal.

>>69006010
mutant lizard feet

>>69006010
reckon there's a willy tucked in there somewhere

>half slav and had loads of slavic au-pairs
>don't see the hype for slav women
Probably been around more slavs than 90% of Britain.

>>69006057
>as he posts a tranny

>>69006003
someone post something russian

i need a laugh

>>69006106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmbIjf-FfA

DONT LIKE BROWN PEOPLE TBQH

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>>69006106

How do I move to canada?

>>69006099
Lol, she's not a tranny. I'd post proof but this is a blue board. Cara legit looks like a dude though, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

>>69006099
faggot

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>>69006106

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Christmas is going to be 40

>>69006181
only gonna be 29 in brisbane hahahah LOVING it

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>>69006089

improved edition just for you

>>69006106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Russia

>>69006181
>>69006189
jesus is 2016 this year

>>69006120
>>69006148
>>69006172
>>69006202
haha ruskies, what will they think of next

>>69006193
good effort leaf

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>>69006213

>>69006165
love it when one of you lads posts something because i have to check which particular shit country you're from

don't know why i bother because you are basically the same country, same culture etc

Imagine being a kid in 10 years time and there's pics of your mum sucking cock and getting fucked all over the web.

Will Africa ever be 'fixed'?

W(h)o(re)men

>>69006234
probably the same people who have porn filters right now x

>>69006249
it was well on its way of getting fixed 70 years ago but then they themselves fucked it all up dunno why we even donate so much to africa anymore

was watching black mirror with my gf and we were starting the first episode where they ask the prime minister to fuck a pig and i turned to her and said "thats nothing, i fuck a pig all the time" and shes kind of fat but i only meant it as a joke and she got super upset and left for the night. never seen her act that way, shes gotta lighten up yeesh

>>69006249
South Africa is about as good as it was/is ever going to get

>>69006148
zees ees runnink on empty
vood reefew

What did you get your postman for Christmas?

Even a Filipino gave me up
It is impossible for me to get a gf

>>69006318
did a poo in the mailbox, waiting for him to stick his hand deep in there now

>>69006318
bhs gift card

carrie fisher is definitely going to died

>>69006328
I know that feel

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

>>69006361
good banter

>>69006283
Kill her. Bury her.

>>69006318
nothing

he's awfully chummy with my mummy and i dont trust him

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>>69006057
If you seen her interviews and videos you will notice she's r9k tier autist if it wasn't for fame. Also eyebrow game too strong.

>>69006375
saw her on 8 out of 10 cats yesterday
bit of a weird thought desu

Ah yes, another "LE AMERICANNN XDDD" segment on the grand tour

*closes tab*

>>69006233
you are still faggot

>>69006444
The fact that you still watch it after locke and Richardson left is weird

>>69006474
don't get why anyone would notice her

she's ugly as fuck and unfunny

>>69006429
>le she's jsut like me !!!1

>>69006469
worst part of it 2bh

no more excuses lads

we have to get good jobs and gfs next year

>>69006494
it's on youtube lad, just something to put on in the background while doing other things (shitposting)

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Which home is the coziest?

Why are there so many colonials and micks in our threads? Thought they hated us?

>>69006505
LOTS of bad parts of this shiw, but this is the worst.

>>69006510
1, least noise

>>69006474
females are disgusting

>>69006497
She's was pretty much the first "gamer grill" in the mainstream. It attract alot of beta males and normies.

>>69006497
she used to be kinda hot tbf

>>69006516
Ahh yes, it's christmas


>>69006513
>Micks

FOY

>>69006524
haha yeahnow let's move onto some serious discussion about willys and doing poos

>>69006513

sadly we (anglo canadians) cling to our ties to Britain cause we have nothing else

even my leftie professors support the monarchy. republicanism is only a thing amongst quebecois

>>69006522
>glass break after a whale bump into it
>everybody drowns
No thanks.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11946006

>>69006513
i'm here to discuss British culture

>>69006566
aha yeh mate
*virginwalks away*

>>69006557
>saying 'micks' is a yank thing
FOY

>>69006574
fuck off ontarite scum

>>69006577
sounds like my future anyway

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Fixed Europe lads

>>69006574
>sadly
Why is it sad leaffriend?

>>69006510
>couldn't live in ocean world out of fear of the entire thing failing and drowning to death
>big city, not comfy at all
>floating house might fall out of the sky and kill you
>scifi room looks pretty comfy
>flimsy as fuck glass houses stacked on top of eachother
>shoebox flat in london
It's between 4 and 6

>>69006597

let me guess you're from alberta/BC?

shameful

>>69006597
i thought newf and ns were anglocanada?

>>69006590
I bet you aren't even from one of the states we owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

the gf

>>69006632
loooooooooooooool no

>>69006643
yes but we don't have "nothing else" like the pseudo yanks on the other side of quebec

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>>69006003
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>69006597
My cousins are from Toronto stop being mean

>>69006621

it would be nice if we had an identity and a culture of our own, like americans do.

we never had a chance to develop a proper culture because for a long time we were culturally british, then as soon as the empire fell American hegemony took over and we became Americanized following WWII.

>>69006632
Hey fuck you too buddy

>>69006644
washington state is rightful British clay

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>>69006662
>Skyrim
>on the Wii U

>>69006669
rasheed

>>69006675
you may have the authority to speak about our lack of national identity but shut the fuck up about identity period

>>69006675
>it would be nice if we had an identity and a culture of our own,
you do, it's only that you have inherited some of your shite from us

>>69006644
The majority of Americans still live east of the Mississippi River, which was owned by the British since at least 1763.

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california is mexican

my isp allocated me an ip previously used by some spastic cunt who got a warning on /gif/

thanks lads, appreciate it

>>69006728
Australia is Chinese

www.independent
.co.uk/news/uk/politics/electoral-reform-proportional-representation-pr-system-london-assembly-electoral-reform-bill-a7492531.html

why

>>69006106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

Hope santa pulls through and gets hammer and noose I asked for

autoerotic bollockbashing is coming back in fashing boys

ahh yes a comment about the war to appease americans

this episode is great

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>>69006744
california is unironically mexican though

>>69006739
Haha how the fuck do you get a warning on there

britain is muslim

>tfw skinny but too out of shape to have sex

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You know, I find the juxtaposition interesting here. The two women, obviously modern New Women, respectable (not a couple of those bright young things), and young are not the focus of the picture. That is the man. He is in the centre and is shown to be taller - quite a commandeering position. He is still very much in charge - "All right girls, lead me to the booth. I'll indulge you!"
Yet the colours here are vitally important. Red, the colour of the old Radical faction, orange, the colour of the Liberals since time immemorial, and green, the colour of newness, of renewal. It just screams "we are the progressive party! We are moving forward!"
That can be seen in the action the two women are partaking in. Even though the man is the focus of the image just look at him. He is quite old - his hair is grey and he holds a cane. He is being lead by the younger women. They hold the future and must guide the old to that future.
But! There's more! The slogan - "We're going to Vote Liberal!" It shows the Liberal Party's, well, naivety toward this demographic. The Liberals gave women suffrage and they expect women to give them the Government in return. I hope it was naivety as the alternative is, of course, arrogance.
Such an interesting image, methinks.

i feel like utter shit looking at celebrities and models, knowing i'll never be as fit or rich as them

don't understand celebrity culture 2bh

>>69006781
daddy uwu

>>69006755
Just want to take the time to say that New Zealand is my favourite colony

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>>69006781
>

I don't know what to do lads.

I had a biopsy on my leg yesterday, all went well, I wake up an hour ago in absolute fucking agony, I can't walk, I can't sleep, it won't fucking stop.
All that's in the house is paracetamol, and that's just pissing on a forest fire.
What can I do

>>69006753
because they get more control if they do it...

>>69006759
>steal land from Mexico
>Mexicans still settle there
ah yes, the so-called land of the "brave"

>>69006781
Dang it, I know you're just trying to get me to hatpost you and then get banned again!

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>>69006744
the uk is pakistani

>>69006675
hmmm

maple syrup and hockey

>ywn live in 1920s America

why bother lads

>>69006810
but its fucking retarded

>>69006807
amputate

>>69006753
because FPTP is the only thing that keeps the tory/labour stranglehold on british politics

they both only get around 30% of the vote

>ywn live in 1920s Britain
why bother lads

>>69006812
it's home of the brave isn't it?

I'm aware I'll get foyed for this

>>69006754
genuinely enjoy this desu

>>69006807
meditate

>>69006830
yeah obviously, but the big 2 are both evil bloodsucking lizard front organisations

>>69006845
hmm
Y,FO (yank, fuck off)

five pound munch lad here

went tesco and got

2 litres of orange juice
4 choco doughnuts
4 cans of shandy
1 large family pack of doritos
1 LARGE share pack of peanut 'ms

>>69006812
"m"a"n"i"f"e"s"t" "d"e"s"t"i"n"y"

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>>69006828
>ywn live in 1940s britain

why bother lads

>>69006872
t. sitting bear "not a child rapist" eagle feather

Make like a tree and leave

Might go for a McDonalds lads what do yous reckon

>>69006881
my great uncle was deployed to nigeria during the war and died of alcohol poisoning because there was fuck all to do

>>69006703

nope.

Next I will be moving on to George Grant's book, Lament for a Nation.

He argued that Canada's spinelessness with regards to dealing with the US in the postwar era marked the end of Canadian nationalism. Our political class is incapable of standing up for us because we don't have a unique culture and identity which binds us together. As such, we have lost cultural sovereignty.

People who assert that Canada is a sovereign country don't realize that when you don't have you're own culture you are ripe for the picking by other dominant countries.

Canada is doomed. When the US goes down China will be next.

>>69006881

ywn be evacuated to the countryside and meet a 3.14 qt from the city

>>69006828
It was alright in the cities, but the Great Depression started a decade early in rural areas.

>>69006910
get me a number 3 and a GF please

thanks xx

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>>69006910
isn't it 3am over there in bongland

what's a mcdonalds doing open at 3am

>>69006919
even if you lived in 1940 this wouldn't happen

>ywn be an upper-class socialite in modern society

might as well just kms

Lazy ass, you can easily find the Slavic wife by correspondence.

>>69006933
aren't your maccas 24 hour?
screeching

>>69006941
meh it's not great really

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>Next I will be moving on to George Grant's book, Lament for a Nation.
>He argued that Canada's spinelessness with regards to dealing with the US in the postwar era marked the end of Canadian nationalism. Our political class is incapable of standing up for us because we don't have a unique culture and identity which binds us together. As such, we have lost cultural sovereignty.
>People who assert that Canada is a sovereign country don't realize that when you don't have you're own culture you are ripe for the picking by other dominant countries.
>Canada is doomed. When the US goes down China will be next.

>>69006959
me in the foreground

>>69006830
nah in all seriousness PR means you don't have to appeal to everyone to win, because all you need is a strong turnout from a certain demographic who you cater towards. It's divisive, whereas big parties have to appeal to everyone. that's one argument against pr anyway

>>69006916
My great granda was deployed to the faroes after dunkirk and lost 3 toes and got a medal after they dropped an anti aircraft gun on his foot. He also married an english bird though so the 40s sound like great fun.

>when you get into the shower and just blow your nose without even putting your hands up to your face

How do you Brits deal with the summer humidity

>ywn settle in early-mid 19th century australia and be given hundreds of sq km of pristine farm land practically for free while employing indentured abos and convicts
shits fucked

>>69006955
my grandma always said nothing good happens after midnight so i'm always home before then

>>69006991
GOAT feel

>>69006595
it literally is
brits call us paddys

>>69006883
t. custer

>>69006979
it means the opposite actually but it's pointless in your system

>>69007014
British army has a march called Mick's march. Explain that one mick.

>>69007028
just put a bounty on your scalp, thought you should know.

love you xx

>>69007002
Endless bitching online

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shit i woke up again

>>69007035
um they named it after me because i asked nicely

t.michael

>>69007002
By dying, I believe

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>>69006595
Why do you call us yanks? It's like if we called you all scousers.

>>69007002

sport

>>69007035
named after a man named mick

>>69007077
>yankees
tyrone

>>69007050
um rude at least let me protest a pipeline first xx

im a literal paki

>>69007014
They called me Mick all the time in the navy

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>>69007077
SHOO SHOO JOHNNY REB

>>69007090
>tyrone
Glorious and noble county

the missus is going to teach my baby bean bags a lesson tonight

>>69007144
'sheed

>>69007031
the london assembly is straight pr mate. parties don't need to appeal to everyone if they can get more votes by appealing more strongly to one demographic based in certain areas

>ywn be an Italian turbo-normie
BAD feel

Merry christmas lads

>>69006010
she gets uglier and uglier every time I see her

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~240f54155ab1330faa281400a8161d469ee17e6c38ec8f681af20737c9a6dc5e3

no password

>>69007116
the american navy perhaps

>>69007221
virus do not click

british friend came over to sleep in my guest bedroom while he's in town

he thought the walk in closet was another separate room

The >I've come home drunk when I've work tomorrow arguement is settled with mum

Feeling guilty now lads, wish the kinda self-righteous victimhood you have on the way home would stay almost

>>69007180
yeah it's pointless in your system when each constituency has only one seat

>>69006917
i agree we don't have a defining, unifying national identity
but if you say you don't have an identity that isn't just american with muh anglo heritage then you speak for your region or yourself personally

>>69007226
I'll slap you m8

New 'sseur is out lads

>>69007265
get wat u mean now

>>69007005
good lad :)

hello to:

me
you
canadians
yanks

still angry at:

poms
swedes

doing a depress

daily dose of the hales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZfDu8VOw4

>>69006917
Never got the point of there being any animosity between Canadians and Americans tbqh. As far as I'm concerned we're the same thing in all but name.

best posters:
Australians

good posters:
yanks
brits

bad posters:
canadians
micks

abysmal posters:
poo peelanders

thanks for reading :)

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>when you just had a dart and have to walk right past your parents

>>69007324
>still angry at:
>poms
You aren't angry at the Scots though are ya now?

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hope my dad likes his gift

>>69007373
imagine being this much of a dick rider

the fucking state of you

>>69007378
I bloody well am

>>69007402
t. chang "bad poster" zhang

I've got chills, they're multiplying.

>>69007373
nah the schizo poster is a pom

God Tier posters:
>Scots
Almost God Tier posters:
>Nova Scots
>Ulster Scots
Above average posters:
>Aussies
>Kiwis
>Welsh
Average posters
>English
Below Average posters
>Canadians
Abysmal posters:
>yanks

Stay neet lads

Literally nothing worse than working in a pub, having a terrible shift, needing a drink after it and ending up spending double what you earned that night in said pub

>>69007375

hackin a dart dere eh bud

yanks try so hard to fit in

>>69007438
bad post
>>69007434
poo peelanders are the rudest posters

>>69007441

when I worked in a restaurant we got a discount on food/booze

daily reminder that when an Australian says pom we are referring to ALL inhabitants of the United Kingdom

we mostly do it to annoy scots who detest being called poms.

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http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~240f54155ab1330faa281400a8161d469ee17e6c38ec8f681af20737c9a6dc5e3

americans are so bad at this fucking game

bit ironic coming from a LEAF

>>69007438
Agreed

>Scots are in any way good

anyone who holds this opinion is scotch himself 2bh

>>69007438
Literally the best post I've ever seen

>>69007438
cracks me up when scots try to act different
you're literally just the end of the further north - more grim scale

>>69007467
this is getting a bit autistic

>>69007477

I get the sense that scots from the borders are decent folks, minus glaswegians.

>>69007465
We get a discount on food but not on booze. Tbf there's very little margin on booze in pubs in the UK nowadays (pints at least, spirits still have a high margin)

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>havent started christmas shopping

Can't respect the opinion of anyone who doesn't like Peep Show

>>69007467
Sorry, but you need Adobe Flash Player to play HaxBall

>>69007477
Scots are the best

t.not a scot

>>69007514
you're wrong pal

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>>69007514
>glasgow
>the borders

imagine disrespecting yourself and obsessing over flags because you think it'll make strangers on an anime image board like you more

the fucking thought of it

>>69007485
hush otherwise they will try and come down

>>69007466
Irish and Welsh hate it too desu

But tbf Scots are massively overrepresented in immigration to any of the former colonies

>>69007525
It's going to be busy as fuck mate, better go early.

imagine having a leaf on your flag

>>69007514
Border reivers are the superior breed of human desu

>>69007466
this but for yanks

daily reminder that when an Australian says yank we are referring to ALL inhabitants of the United States

we mostly do it to annoy dixies who detest being called yanks.

>>69007438
Why do Scots hate us? Are they jealous because we won our revolution?

>>69007553
how bad? how many hours before closing you think? was considering just going city centre for lunch time and seeing what happened, stores close at 9pm typically

>>69007485
>you're literally just the end of the further north - more grim scale

Only with the highest standard of living in the whole UK senpai


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-quality-of-life-table-rankings-best-in-uk-a7355016.html

>>69007514
>Glasgow
>Borders

But you're wrong anyway, Glasgow's grand

>>69007540

meant lowlands

forgot that borders actually refers to a county or whatever

>>69006497
non-slavic girls are unsympathetic

just found out the queen died

>>69006003
I want to rip this girl's asshole to bloody shreds

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>>69007514
>glasgow
>border

>>69007552
Scots make the best colonists 2bh

>>69007399
A Confederacy of Dunces is a 10/10 book tbf

Hope he has a v. dry sense of humour though

the slightest jibe and they start defending their pitiful "nation"

Cannot fathom being Scottish AND patriotic 2bh

>>69007640
disagree

>>69007604
It'll be hammered all day, especially in the city centre at lunch time. You should have gone earlier.

dont even know where scotland is

>getting drunk alone in your room

can without a doubt say i have never done this

>>69007668
The Irish were paki tier immigrants

You were living in ghettos and we were living in mansions

>>69007663
My uni pays my nation m8

Enjoy ya debt

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>>69007603
Nah, we smashed the jacobites on our own thanks, English just watched from the sidelines.

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>i will NEVER have a pretty gf

>>69007610
>wet and cold literally all the time
>crime up to the eyeballs
>heroin injected into the eyeballs
>life expentancy that can only be described as "african"
>scotch folk everywhere
don't know what the independent consider a good life but im pretty sure they're wrong

>30 new /brit/s are made every day
no wonder pakis are taking over your country haha you lazy useless white bois

>>69007697
you will never be happy

>>69007693
Nonsense

jacoshites got destroyed by an ENGLISH army after scots ran away

>>69007688
>The Irish were paki tier immigrants
This. Cunts turned on they lights during the blitz then complained when their houses got bombed.

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all brits look like pasty babies

had a dream where I was a girl and fucked one of the old actors from Game of Thrones

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>>69007714
i know

>>69007722
NONSENSE

Jacobites were destroyed by a Scottish army after a different Scottish army (probably led by the fucking monros) ran away.

>>69007698
>>69007610
haha don't worry lads it's the social progress index which rates tolerance of minorities above acceptable living conditions

Business idea don't wake up

6'6" here

T H U R S O

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more like JUST Hamm amirite? haha

>>69007693
How many /scots/ are there on /brit/?

Well done lad for winning the lottery of life.

5'7" here

>>69007723
don't know why anyone likes the Irish after all they've done

>>69007688
norn direland is a paki tier shithole and that's because of the scots

imagine being that leaf with the funny beard

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>>69007752
But there are effectively no minorities in Scotland

Enjoy your kids growing up not speaking English x

business idea: lie about my height on the internet

not sure if not getting rated is better or worse

theory: everyone tells the truth on the internet

QUESTION for: AUSTRALIANS, BRITS AND POO PEELANDERS

how do normdoms kill themselves without guns?
never thought about it really, but i cant imagine it being easy.

>>69007827
people are more honest about their cock sizes than height on the internet i've found

i believe in everything i read on the internet

>>69007805

why do the irish even want norn iron anymore? it's a money pit with unironic sectarian violence

>>69007762
>>69007800
5'11" here

im the best porridge

>>69007805
We exported all our cunts x

>>69007822
enjoy your kids growing up never speaking scots or gaelic hahaha

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>>69007801
Fucking retards that forget too easily then buy into the memes that we were too mean to them.

>>69007865
don't ever reply to me again mate

>>69007805
Quality of life for protestants in NI was very high until the feens chimped out and plunged into decades of perpetual conflict

Reminder that Ulster was literally civilised by the Scots. It didn't even have a major town before we arrived.

>>69007850
>Go to motorway/bridge/tall building/train track
>Jump
Why are yanks so dumb?

>>69007850
>aussies
>not having guns
there have been at least 2 (two) posting their shotgun here

>>69007850
>never thought about it really, but i cant imagine it being easy.

A belt, a strong light fixture and a chair

A knife as a backup but that's always risky

t. used a knife and lived to tell the tale

>>69007850
height, traffic, rope, pills, knife, exit bag (helium or co2)

>>69007850
guns aren't illegal, you just need a license

use your head, you stupid fucking YANK

>>69007850
hanging is the main method of successful suicide in the uk by a pretty wide margin iirc

theory: Oliver Cromwell was a good guy

>>69007805
Northern Ireland was an economic powerhouse before the irish started blowing everything up

>>69007874
Lowland Scotland hasn't spoken gaelic in 500 or so years and Scots is just a dialect m8

>>69007882
grim
>>69007885
think brits can also get shotguns
>>69007897
VERY grim. glad you're okay :)xx
>>69007902
bit dramatic

>>69007850
the only way i'd do it is with inert gas or nembutal

>>69007904

minus executing a king with no right to do so, he did play an important role in moving England towards the best political system ever devised.

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>>69007904
Factually correct

>>69007914
>irish
it's the catholic bit that's the relevant bit mate
religion of peace

>>69007878
With the same argument you could say South Africa had an extremely high quality of life for whites until apartheid ended

Nationalist Scot, but the whole plantation thing was a bit shit

>>69007929
british monarchy figured out that prestige and legitimacy for ever trumped absolute power

>>69007875
Christ, that's awful

>>69007948
wtf I hate Cromwell now!

>>69007918
Scots is a language

>>69007921
>glad you're okay :)xx

I'm not ;_;

Literally not tried it since 'cause my family's reaction forced me to realise how selfish I was being

>>69007929
>with no right

Considering the king refused to cooperate, what would you do?

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Ah yes, colonialism

https://twitter.com/RightWingAngel/status/812474906218758148
ah yes, americans

>>69007850
we have loads of guns mate

>>69007918
aye i take it all back to be honest, half my family's scottish and i love scotland, you guys just seem to hate english people

>>69007914
it had actually declined in the post-war period like the rest of the uk and the fact it was never economically viable itfp which led to poverty and deprivation which led to an unsuccessful civil rights movement which led to the troubles

Still not sure about this mcdonalds lads. Should I, should I not?

There's a weird/grusome english case from the 19th century I think where a guy committed canibalism after a shipwreck in order to stay alive. the case set a precedent which is still influential to this day in common law around the world, necessity isn't a legal defense against murder charges.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Dudley_and_Stephens

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>>69007967
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>>69007993
but do YOU have guns is the question

follow up question, why does everyone hate welly

>>69007972
According to the Scottish government

Robert Burns is to Scots what Shakespeare is to Englishmen

You get Scottish slang, weegie patter etc. but it's no different to any dialect anywhere in the UK

>>69007979
>the suicide is selfish meme
why are normans such stupid cunts
cant think about anything in more complex manners than "omfg thats so selfish we all suffer just man up a and be urself xx"

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>>69008059
>>69008059

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designing the so-called "gf"

>>69008001
>you guys just seem to hate english people
Nah, you've got to consider that up here "England" is how the Northerners use "Westminster" or "London".

Don't think anyone actually dislikes English people, it's more a metonym for the Government/Aristocracy(who still have some influence in land up here)/Establishment

>>69008001
Highlanders just hate everyone foreign. Lowlanders don't give much a toss though.