mentally ill waifu edition
cara
chvrches desu
>>69003737
man head
getting doxxed nearly made me kill myself
when /brit/ are your only friends and they bully you on a personal level it fucking hurts
bit worried that i may be turning into a rorke
thoughts?
our dave
how do you pronounce her name
like sah-ra or ser-ah?
Haven't watched porn in years. Giz a good porn.
you can actually have a stroke from shitting too hard?
what the fuck
VAPID leftist CULTURAL marxist MILLENNIALS
>>69003786
who are you?
rekon I missed this doxxing
>>69003806
it's not got an h on the end so it's objectively the first one
>>69003806
same as sarah
sare-ah
Just got an email from this qt
She said she's an archaeologist who found a large deposit of minerals in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and I need to wire her $5,000 to get some shares in her startup mining company.
Payoff should be in the millions by next fall.
>>69003829
correct
>>69003832
incorrect
>>69003822
stroke, heart attack, embolism, aneurysm
yeah, I mean its pretty obvious, when you squeeze dead hard you think that huge build up of blood pressure in your head is healthy? It's mostly fine when you're young but do that shit when your 50 and something just goes pop and you die
me and the missus happily married x
>>69003848
Does she have a pet eel?
>>69003862
>>69003829
do you pronounce zac and zach differently too?
knobheads
after they release alien covenant and its universally loved people are going to say that they loved prometheus too..
Rate my gains, lads.
>>69003886
it only changes vowel sounds mate :)
>>69003800
thats me??
hello boys
>>69003827
Matt Ludford
>>69003889
would drop you like a bad habit
any /oxbridge/ lads here?
>>69003827
you probably know who i am but i'm not going to reveal which one
just know that while it may be funny posting about it's extremely hurtful for the victim
and i'm supposed to be 'one of you'
just got my wank and nose tissues mixed up
might ride my bike right into a big fat comfy lorry haha
>>69003947
it's okay ludders, i enjoy your company and posts
>>69003930
>>69003947
oh then you deserved it you dickhead
fuck off with your sense of community drivel
hey boy
uuughhhh
KSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69003785
oh snap
so what do you think "her" game is?
hmm
so you all want to bully me again, fine
haven't even done something against you so why do you carry on like this
>>69003786
>>69003947
Matty lad?
>>69004000
what the fuck is this
>The other Icelander is a underage manlet redditor
Should I call him out on reddit?
>>69004000
soooo ugh whats the story behind this
>>69003973
do you want to be my mate
>>69004026
shouldn't have been posting kpop then
the so called spins
>>69004043
i might be matty and i might not
stop trying to guess because i won't say
>>69004026
i literally wasn't joking mate sorry i know tone's hard to convey on here
feel better soon ludbud x
>>69004000
interesting image
>>69004053
what, you've never seen a man wallowing in his own shit, hugging a block of ice before?
>>69004097
that's a pillow not ice
>>69004097
i have not
https://www.google.com/search?q=DDs+discount&espv=2&biw=1842&bih=952&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjNlYmFzovRAhUEJCYKHQoEBYMQ_AUICCgD#imgrc=6ZRWujJt-qN24M%3A
wish you guys had "DD's discount" over there
best store ever. its the black people version of Ross.
>>69004081
Did you take a break from /brit/ after getting doxxed? or did you keep posting to see if the posters were trying to ruin your life?
>>69004053
A naked man with a block of ice in front of his face
who got the /need for speed/?
Business idea: reverse reverse-psychology
Reply to this post
>>69004026
you purposely acted like a massive spastic for months on end for what reason I don't even know. And now you want sympathy?
You're a mong and knobhead
>>69004000
looks like the kind of photo that would come out of russia
THE PEE CEE LEFTEES
>>69004071
yeah haha
i think i read something before that iceland has the highest amount of redditors per capita
p.s i'm not one of those mongs that think reddit is completely shit
reddit is what you make it desu
>bullies and slags off his coworkers and people who apply for jobs at his bent call centre
>generally acts better than everyone else
>cries when he gets a bit of it back
pathetic runt this ludford chap
>>69004141
coke m8
Who is Matty? I missed this gimmick
recently doxxed this unsuspecting lad tonight only to realize he was a guy who was doxxed at an earlier point in time
lets order him a pizza heh..
>>69004162
t. THANKS KIND STRANGER :D
>>69004141
I have that EXACT keyboard
>>69004053
think he might be a heroin attack going into withdrawal as I'm pretty sure that causes massive and unpleasant heat fluctuations
>>69004135
>Did you take a break from /brit/ after getting doxxed?
yeah kind of although i was always checking my name in the archive
but then since i have nothing better to do with my time i've ended up here again, i just had to retire all my old gimmicks attributed to me and start new ones
>>69004200
hope it wasnt me x
>>69004183
30 year old arrogant runt who manages a call centre, wanks over plastic k-pop slopes, and unsuccessfully ran as a local council candidate for UKIP.
>>69004230
first two:
sad!
last one:
top bants
/brit/ gets exceptionally runty on the weekends
wish this ludford twat would shut up about himself the attention seeking cunt
>>69004224
heh, ill tell you later
>>69004218
that would also explain the shit on the floor i guess. But it looks like he's been there for a while
>>69004207
reddit hivemind is awful but specific niche topics there's no other better place on the internet
if you automatically dismiss reddit because of the leftie majority on the mainstream subs you're a mong
>think he might be a heroin attack
>>69004219
absolutely pathetic runt
>>>/soc/
you attention seeking faggot
they should invent computer screens that arent bad for your eyes
Matt is the only person who has been properly doxxed and mocked for a sustained period of time this year. Unless someone is LARPing as him then it's him.
>>69004000
sing us a song mr piano man
ludders was the kpop posting runt wasnt he?
>>69004277
I could heem you silly
had an actual dream once that i was a /brit/ meme, more of a nightmare really
>>69004293
I just wear gaming glasses to protect my eyes
Dog next door has been whining all morning, think hes hungry or something, is it my place to intervene?
>>69004316
think you might be a brain attack
>>69004218
>>69004262
hes a guy who was in an accident and went nuts because he had visions of hell
dont know if its true but it seems like it would match up
read his story here: http://imgur.com/jjRzgZD
Don't often see Korean pop posts anymore, do you?
>>69004303
callum and zac too
What's the part of the UK where you'd find the largest number of people with "Angloface"?
>>69004347
no :t
>>69004347
nope
if I looked like matthew ludford I might kill myself
Kids like one big pile of recessive genes lmao
i'm in your area
>>69004367
the north
not even tired
>>69004367
southerners look like ponces and have this angloface that you speak of
northerners look like real men
>>69004353
>callum and zac
both irrelevant compared to ludders
although it's possible their narcissistic ways make them think their relevant on /brit/
>>69004162
Reddit is cancer for the most part though
>>69004347
Not ludders here but I had to stop posting it because the Janny kept giving me 3 dayers haha.
>>69004345
poor bloke :(
hope it's not true, can't imagine a life like that
>>69004347
hmm
Korean Poop
>>69004416
pussiuo
>>69004367
Normandy, France?
most of those people aren't ethnically English
Ask the most intelligent 4chan user in Britain anything.
punks just punk, sure i'm punk and why not, it's just what it is
chirpsing yat on tinder
>>69004367
Everyone in that image is from the south, so down there
>>69004406
>Real men look like fat onbred jobless losers
This is what Yanks actually believe
>>69004000
tims lost it hasnt he
>>69004434
what is dark matter?
>>69004429
for a neet you don't make many depressive posts
or do you just have to hold back because your flag makes you non-anonymous
>>69004345
post more creepypasta
>>69004416
based
>>69004472
Greater London
>>69004434
what is dark energy?
>>69004345
that story is obviously bs though
she wants a bossman from job centre
tired as h*ck
>>69004434
who is your favourite keion
>>69004491
thats not creepy. hes just got an ABI
>>69004481
space poo
we're living inside a big anus
the earth is a polyp and we're bacterium
>>69004482
no lol i just keep drinking enough to not make me think about all that stuff
Listen up, I ain't normal, I'm sicker than my bars
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>washing your dick just before your face
>>69004540
Why can't the janny just handle the banter?
He's not a continental, is he?
>>69004416
based yanny
fuck you x
>>69004528
The objective of a full ABI is to allow arbitrary mixing of object files produced by conforming implementations, by fully specifying the binary interface of application programs. We do not fully achieve this objective.
There are two principal reasons for this:
I. We start from the Itanium processor-specific ABI as the standard for the underlying C interfaces. At this time, however, the psABI does not attempt to specify the supported C library interfaces.
II. More fundamental is the definition of the Standard C++ Library. As the standard interface makes heavy use of templates, most user object files will end up with embedded template instantiations. Vendors are allowed to use helper functions and data in their implementations of these templates, and quite reasonably do so, with the result that a typical user object file will contain references to such helper objects specific to the implementation where compiled. We have not attempted to constrain the interface at this level, because we do not consider doing so feasible at this time.
>what do you mean it smells i wash it every day
>peels back foreskin
>oh right you are meant to wash underneath
>that explains a lot thanks mate
>>69004492
>>69004562
bit rude ngl
need a bf
>>69004567
acquired brain injury, fool of a took
bellend stinks of rich mahogany
>>69004537
so are you drinking alone a lot whilst /brit/ posting?
i know you don't speak on a personal level much but i imagine caralad to be a depressed lad who's desperately trying to pretend everything's ok
no offence mate
>>69004535
Why is the universe composed of an unequal amount of space poo vs non-space poo?
nose is all stuffy
where are you now
>>69004609
same, sniffed bare coke
>>69004608
the universe has ass cancer
>>69004611
home for xmas mate wbu?
>>69004611
all around you - in the matrix dude.....
>>69004608
prove that it is
the observable universe may be a small fraction of the actual universe
you know right
>>69004633
same tbf
>>69004628
selly?
>>69004638
you people are filthy fucking apes
>>69004661
SELLY OAK
STUDENT WANKERS
>>69004608
don't believe this one bit
it's just not uniformly distributed
>>69004434
How can poo be real if we can't see dark matter?
can hear someone snoring
>>69004603
was pretty SHITE last few years ngl but the future is looking rather bright at this moment
and i usually drink some with my father before he goes to bed
might be a neet but i still try to do shit during the days maybe thats why i haven't offed myself
i had like 150 cheat days this year
next year i plan on only having 6 max
>>69004638
do NOT understand why you'd decide to be gay just to have sex with this hairless feminine arse
it's like you don't actually fancy men just girls with faces like little boys
really enjoy watching couples have live sex on chaturbate desu lads haha
off to the menstruation hut you lads want anything?
>>69004434
explain quantum mechanics to me please
doing snoring noises really loud lol
>>69004695
a mask of normality, very nice
>>69004678
dark matter isn't even proven to exist
maybe you're confusing it with anti-matter
*rubs head profusely*
ey rheck
limimacksyusuhmtinq
>>69004701
yes, and penises
>>69004689
grandpapi is snorting cocaine again
>>69004661
not him mate but i'm here don't you worry
>>69004723
well it's something. our satellites and telescopes can detect vast areas of nothing in deep space. there's clearly something there blocking our view of the stars behind it.
>>69004701
hairless means less mess and usually twinks who have hairless arses can clench a lot better from my experience ngl
LITTLE
standing outside a runts front door pretending to snore haha
>>69004675
are you a man from brum
i want you
>>69004695
hmm you're a tough nut to crack
i hope you gain employment soon though as you seem an alright lad that's capable of making it, just don't let your billionaire family safety net ruin your life
how old are you caralad if you don't mind me asking
>>69004695
sounds pretty comfy 2bh
i might have a wank
don't want to have one close to christmas
how do you know so much about brains, devon? are you a doctor? :)
yeh that'l do pig that'l do
*falls asleep*
playing the sims atm and making my runts wake each other up by snoring loudly
>be bent
>claim to love men
>act like women
i think gays are just wrong in the head 2bh
you degenerates better promise to give up drugs and kpop and grime and bollock bashing posting next year
>>69004724
bumbaclot
so-called gf hasn't replied to my texts all day
>>69004783
no im the manager of a mcdonalds
>>69004804
>giving up bollock bashing
fuck off runt
why would I give up the most patrician hobby?
>>69004842
alri g
>>69004758
atleast read the wiki page on dark matter before you go off on one
it doesn't interact with electromagnetic spectrum at all so it doesn't block our view of anything
we infer its existence through the gravitational effects it causes, however dark matter has not been directly observed and our understanding of gravity is always becoming more refined, I'm saying its possible it doesn't exist at all and some other gravitational phenomenon is causing what we observe and deduce to be dark matter
>>69004773
>just don't let your billionaire family safety net ruin your life
i'm trying not too but my parents have been waaay too soft on me and reaching mid twenties soonâ„¢
>>69004773
HANDSWORTH SPARKHILL LOZELLS MASSIVE BRUP BRUP
nowt wrong with grime music
at least our niggers are doing something with their lives and they're actually putting britain on the map within black circles around the world , especially within america
*Pokes you gently* *Strokes your hair* *Giggles sweetly*
>Wake up mister! It's Christmas Day! Our first Christmas together! Do you want to open my present first or shall I open yours? Well ... here is my surprise present for you: I love you anon. I've been wanting to say that for so long...
>>69004842
you're so clever and funny ;3
>>69004804
Gimmicks I'll be working on next year:
>Bollockposting
>Saving bradposting from it's current predicament
>Taking anime posting to its next level
>Potential new commieslag
>pengest munch and reviewbrah
Gimmicks that will be slowly phased out:
>Rosie
>TBD
>Grime posting
>>69004905
black yanks do not give a FUCK about grime music
they barely understand the accent and they love mumble rap
https://youtu.be/NpSa2KBe0v0
>>69004915
ummm sorry who the FUCK are you and how the FUCK did you get into my grandma's house
Might write an essay about why I dislike Devon tomorrow
torquay
>>69004882
i disagree
>>69004915
*gives you a knuckle sandwich*
Don't ever wake me from my slumber
best communists
1. vladimir lenin
2. vladimir stalin
3. sara luxembourg
4. vladimir corbyn
5. maybe bernie
6. daily star
>>69004947
the person: theres more than one of us
devon runs this general
the place: literally objectively one of the best places in the united kingdom by a fairly significant margin
Setting up my new gf AI lads
What should I call her?
>>69004958
stop pretending to be a girl
mainstream..............
>>69004976
this
>>69004974
why not aisha or sez
>>69005003
I'm the real NZer not josie
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>69005004
ESS
JAY
DOUBLE
(You)S
>>69004996
>Don't see the age you're looking for? Tell us.
>>69005004
MEATEATER??
that tfw when you're unironically retarded and try to get into debates in /brit/ with people who are vastly more intelligent than you
>>69004996
Janine Caroline Louis
44 years old
housewife in Cornwall
>>69003848
>She said she's an archaeologist
I've got a large bone for her to examine
getting my
daily dooose
of molyneux and sargon lads getting
my daily dose of molyneux
aaaand sar. gon. LAAAAAADS
>Liquidates the aristocracy and installs the Anglo Irish as the rightful rulers of the isles instead of g*rmanic scum
had a tollhouse cookie ice cream sandwich and put some nutella on top of it
had visions of god
Rosy got mad
Suffer from nominative determinism
>>69005028
definition of a psuedo intelletcual cunt her
>>69005047
>Janine Caroline Louis
>>69004996
Ok Step 2. Which one should she be?
>>69005069
ahahaha
i literally cannot believe people pay her money to call them names
>>69004996
So it's a fucking AI and you can't make her under 18? What the fuck. The morality police have gone too far, why can't I make her 11?
>>69004996
>Culture of Canada
>that time when the alt-right turned on PJW for not being a stupid brexit pleb
>>69005095
Second from the left, top row looks like a Janine to me, any more input?
>>69005146
NATZEE LOSERS
>>69005154
Ok picked her.
Last step, her interests and personality.
>>69005146
they're all gay cunts anyways
who cares
>>69005167
it's pretty funny 2bh
the people that watch that shite clearly just want someone to tell them what they already think but with big words
>>69005167
MAYNE
>>69005185
cooking, social networking and interior decorating
MummyAI is complete
>>69005146
>wanting to be in the EUdssR
>>69005069
is she a brit?
>>69005069
>leeching off findom
the irony
need a soph aspin gf
>>69005185
Saucy and sarcastic
Interested in dance, animals and magazines
Wtf lads?
Just had a British customer and she was VERY rude just because we didn't carry some weird British item, like that's not my fault bitch
>>69005146
I'm up for fighting him under any rules he fancies anywhere in South Yorkshire or the Midlands
Seriously NOT fucking joking Paul if you actually fancy your luck ill mash your fucking face in
HOLY FUCK GET ON /POL/ SOMEBODY KILLED TRUMP WJAT HTE FUCKK
>>69005254
You had a customer at 1:29AM? Sorry, I'm finding this hard to believe.
>>69005264
>GET ON /POL/
nah
>previous generation had the money to form awesome bands and do cool shit
>now the only bands that exist are gay middle class wankers
wtf i hate capitalism
>text the girl ive been chatting for a while "you're the only one that my dick can get hard for"
>she stops replying
Fuck you too then
>>69005264
Like that's going to happen, calm down Abraham
>>69005069
Does she just spend her days extorting money from mentally ill men
Is that communism or capitalism?
>>69005254
>british
>being rude to people in menial jobs
pick one and only one
>>69005274
In U.S. time you goofball....look at my flag
mortality frightens me
but immortality would too
fucking hell I hate being alive and hate the uncertainty of death
>>69005195
his arguments are Derek Zoolander-tier
https://youtu.be/KeX9BXnD6D4?t=49
>>69005303
no ethical lifestyle under capitalism
>>69005306
this to be honest
anyone who's rude to poor cunts is probably poor af themselves
>>69005254
middle aged women are the worst humans on this earth desu doesnt matter what country they come from or what language they speak
>>69005303
it's the reality of capitalism and the goal of communism (if you consider brainwashing to be a mental illness)
Could fucking batter any alt right YouTube nonce that fancies it
Anyone man enough?
Perfect.
>>69005303
it's feminism
fuck sake
dad saw my emails when i left my laptop logged on and when i went back to it there was a confirmation email open for my subscription to tspussyhunters.com
>>69005291
>tfw everyone on 4chan brit threads hates middle class people
>tfw couldn't help being born middle class
>tfw now a 25 year old NEET living in a council house
>tfw more in common with working class 4chan neets than the average normie working class person but they still hate me
>>69005348
howling
christmas tomorrow
>>69005348
/oldergf2017/ shall now commence
hand over the good night's sleep NOW
My older brother arrived yesterday morning for the Christmas celebrations and he's been a bit of a nightmare.
I knew he was a big fan of Trump for the last year or so (which is fair enough, I don't like the man myself or his policies but he's perfectly entitled to like whoever he wants), but he now appears to have become a full blown racist in the extreme side of the alt-right.
He kept on telling me all this bullshit about Mexicans and Muslims (despite having never spoken to one for more than 5 minutes in his life) and is convinced that the recent Austrian presidential race was fixed. He's also decided that eugenics is the way forward for humanity which is hilarious seeing as our family is full of all sorts of inherited diseases and he'd be first for the chop.
He has also been a dick to our mother which isn't nice either but I suppose that's another kettle of fish.
I'm aware that he's entitled to his opinions, as unsavoury as I personally find them, but do any of you have top tips on how not commit fratricide over this joyous season? How do you survive it without having a major bust up, or do you at all?
The doggos
Would love to reverae triangle choke Alex Jones
Reckon he actually thinks he's in shape and a hench bloke
>>69005403
not reading
>>69005403
show him the way of radical centrism
>>69005388
still haven't bought presents
>>69005403
shannot, shall not, and will not be acknowledging so much as a pixel of this post
haha love how Corbyn is gaining momentum and all the scaremongering rorkes on here are crapping themselves because they will be worse off and the poorest will be better. Revolution is coming, these 'poor uneducated idiots' are waking up that they don't have to put up with this poverty anymore.
absolutely 0 words
>>69005409
fuck off leaf
>>69005438
labor won't win an election until corbyn retires. enjoy another 10-15 years of tory leadership
>>69005438
Unironically agree with corbyn's economic policies but wish he wanted the 'sheeds to fuck off desu
Will vote for a labour politician who's actually a nationalist who cares about the downtrodden in the uk but wants the borders shut
bye
>>69005348
having a think
i could be some girls virtual bf
heard a rumour that corbyn is gaining momentum, pass it on
>>69005469
>corbyn retires
you step down as party leader when you lose an election mate so we'll only have to do one more
>>69005438
first upset was brexit, next will be corbyn, change is coming and it will be real
cornwall is raining placentas, pass it on
>>69005438
>>69005508
fantastic
what did he mean by this
>>69005493
literally don't give a fuck about gavin from middlesbruh on benefits to be honest, he's not going to starve and if he does it's because he spaffed his money on the fobties not because the support's not there
>>69005409
dog closest to the camera looks depressed
"sure sucks living with this annoying canadian ( ._.)"
How do we deal with women?
>>69005567
good, nice, attractive if used about a girl
>>69005495
so thats what its like huh
thats this mythical sex stuff everyones been talking about
>>69005567
peng means good, but with a somewhat enthusiastic inflection
>>69005495
>>69005588
don't get it
http://www.csmonitor.com/Technology/2016/1221/Google-updates-algorithm-to-filter-out-Holocaust-denial-and-hate-sites
And so it begins
>>69005567
>been here long enough to know more slang than a native
w e w
>>69005613
good nazi dickheads can fuck off
>>69005613
>begins
Umm it's been going on for 80 years sweetie x
>>69005613
use a different website if you want to mate, google's owners don't want you to use their website or abuse their search algorithm to spread your hate :)
>>69005613
nazis use bing anyway
>>69005613
>fake news
hmmm
>>69005696
nah duckduckgo mate
The rise of right wing populism spells good omens for Far-left socialist Jeremy Corbyn
>>69005739
the upper classes will hang ish'allah
>>69005146
Does he not support brexit?
Just ordered an exceptionally cheeky takeaway
it's funny when PJW goes on infowars and alex gives him shit
doing a testosterone enanthate injection
on the comedown
>>69005348
WTF this is my mum
>>69005841
Does Paul still live In Sheffield? Is he willing to go 5 rounds with me in boxing or MMA with all proceeds going to the charity of his choice?
the year is almost fucking over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007hX3S_z9k
>yanks
Does this jugallo shit exist outside of the land of the free?
>>69005911
How's your 2016 been
>>69005812
he does now, think he said he would vote remain though
>>69005912
no we have the irish instead
threw a monk down on a rouly (spinnin spinnin)
>>69005945
have not achieved or done a single thing of value
hentai folder is expanding nicely though
>>69005984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHaVfJSVEMQ
hmmmmmmm
>mum elects to have christmas here every year
>have to spend all christmas eve cooking, cleaning and getting ready
>guarantee someone else will complain tomorrow because they had to make and bring a salad
will heem them the instant an utterance of the complaint is made desu
>>69005988
Kill yourself
>>69006009
gf and i
>>69006009
*rees slowly*
>>69004071
Send him a pm