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late night edition
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remember to turn the oven off
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yayaka
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>>69000870
you forgetting someone love?
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Tea, sweets, and the BBC (Big black cock)
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What the heck do I say? I've never had a match before.
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>>69001172
but my jew will come out undercooked
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>>69001207
piratas
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>>69001223
stop pretending to be a gril

>>69001227
all your posts are shit
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>>69001227
ask her if she needs to know how to end her fight with fatigue
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Crippling loneliness.
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>>69001223
tauranga wanker
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>>69001227
hey you're cute.

whos the human?
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Isn't christmas supposed to be a happy time?
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>>69001227
say you wanna fuck her dog
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>>69001227
Its a bot
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What's all these threads about the Queen dying about? Near had a heart attack so I did.
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>>69001246
never done that in my life, you must have me confused mate

>>69001260
that's me haha
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>>69001250
>>69001283
>>69001294

OK, it seems to be going well so far. What should I say next?
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>hey you're cute.

>whos the human?
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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>>69001258
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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>69001328
Shant
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>>69001328
that's a bot m8 sorry
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>unelected leaders
hahaha ahhhhh yeeeeeessss

>b-b-but she doesn't do anything really
so she's pointless?
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I expect 2017 to be even worse
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What goals do you have for 2017?

Mine is to go to the gym, graduate uni in April, and shag some slags at the bars
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>>69001354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw
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just heard very sad news lad, queen elizabeth is in bad condition. she may not live to see christmas.
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>>69001310
Same, first people are saying King Charles and then more people are saying Lizzie died.

I should get my free government granted image of her before it's too late.
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>>69001354
ahh

that I can explain in one word:

TRADITION!
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>>69001354
>she
Is Juncker a tranny?
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>there are people in this thread right now who aren't drunk
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>>69001402
>I should get my free government granted image of her before it's too late.
Is this a thing?
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the pirate hag also known as the queen, will die in 2017
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>>69001386
mine are to shag some slags at the bars, graduate uni in the spring, and to go to the gym regularly
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The Queen is actually dead. My heart is beating so fucking hard wtfffff
>>69001399
just been confirmed on BBC she has died
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night lads going to bed

don't bother replying because I SHANT be viewing them

tarah
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back from FONTing with the normies lads

of course they have gone back to bang their respecitve gfs whilst i am here shitposting

of course

absolutely fucking TROLLIED
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>>69001441
>it's real

Fuck sake. 2016 should just fuck off already.
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so is princess leia dead yet or what
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Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
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the current year is quite bad
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>>69001436
Good lad
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>>69001455
(you)
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>>69001458
It's just memes
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>>69001328
HOWLING
it's a bot you utter spacker
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>>69001399
She's in better condition than America at least
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>>69001441
>it's actually real
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>>69001456
alri
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>>69001399
>>69001441
>>69001458


fuck off, you genuinely had me worried
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important poll with real world consequences

http://www.strawpoll.me/11945139
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945139
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945139
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945139
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945139
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>>69001394
>the royal lands are worthless without the royals
not an argument

>muh tourism
they come for the buildings, they don't see the actual queen
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dont know what to think
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>>69001514
look at the times you fat yank cunt, he's memeing you
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>>69001566
thinking is dangerous
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>>69001431
http://canada.pch.gc.ca/eng/1445001063711

God save the queen.
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I sexually identify as romaine lettuce
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Fucking what, is the queen dead.
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>>69001522
hey lad hows it going
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i love sam lads

glad he's back
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>>69001331
the smell
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>>69001543
just to let you know, i didnt vote in this poll

and i shall not be doing so
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>Breaking: Queen Elizabeth II has died
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11945143
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945143
http://www.strawpoll.me/11945143
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parents spent 1k on food this xmas
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>>69001569
don't think you've ever messed with a bot on tinder have you
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did the queen kick the bucket
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>>69001584
where?
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pirate hag
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>fuck off, you genuinely had me worried
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>>69001605
no she hasn't
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>>69001510
>>69001524
>>69001584
>>69001632

No, seriously, it's real.

http://www.bbc.com/news/story/20161219-queen-elizabeth-ii-dead-at-90
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>>69001596
i DO NOT care about you senpai
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>>69001636
I genuinely love you

you put a wonderful smile on my face.
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>>69001651
thanks for the virus
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not looking forward to the queen actually dying and the JFs flooding this general making fun like we actually give a fuck
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>>69001651
bbc links dont have headlines in them. you fucked it
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>>69001651
>404
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>>69001662
you too
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i wish you were a girl
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>>69001585
not too bad
dunno what to do with myself though desu
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>>69001259
don't remember signing any contract 2bh
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>Kensington Palace: Queen Elizabeth II has passed away at St Mary's Hospital in London after a short illness.

lads it's real
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>>69001751
spamming it doesn't make it real
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The Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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i am now closing this tab
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>>69001711
hmmmmm i wonder why this had happened

it was always going to happen i could tell

>>69001738
what do you mean senpai?
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pirates
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fuck sakes, just turned on the CBC only to see this...
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>>69001789
bit bored
don't wanna sleep though
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just got like 15 matches in 30 minuts with tinder boost lads
it's like paying for it but no one knows
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hang the monarchists
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friday night dindins with the proverbial gf
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The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain and Ireland
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fama.lam = famalam no period
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Lads, Donald Trump has died. Obama gets an automatic 4 more years

America BTFO
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would lamp it into that Katherine Ryan one
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>>69001806
virus do not load
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>>69001806
>watermark
kys
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debating whether to finish this ticket
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cuckmander in chief
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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/queen-elizabeth-ii-prince-philip-travel-sandringham-heavy/story?id=44344411

really worried
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https://youtu.be/0tN_LnDUMfg?t=13
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>>69001828
>it's real
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>>69001810
hmmm i am going to finish off this alcoholic beverage i opened a few hours ago and then shitpost until i feel tired enough to go to sleep

if i was particularly bored i would listen to the music

starting with the classic east coast hip hop
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Ahh yes
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Eating iceland chicken nuggets lads.
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>Josh Widdicombe
>Rob Beckett

hate these cunts
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eminem's album ranked
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>>69001891
simply howling
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nobody cares
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>>69001894
peak
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post cartel beheadings
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bobby sands was a puss
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>>69001891

>because it infringes the infringement of copyright
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>>69001891
>copyrightstralians


ah yes...
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>>69001891
>high school student
fuck off underage
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>>69001891
your bookmarks are hilarious
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>>69001843
same
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>>69001891
yodelling
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>>69001963

I've been out of school for 2 years but have the resume of a high schooler who has NEVER had a job before ;_;
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The British Confederation
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>>69001891
>pingstralians
>auscensorships
Why do Australians even bother using the internet?
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why did they make kilo wren or whatever black
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tell me lies about manchester
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Any ideas on how to stop being a wasteman?
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why is the bbc homepage so fucking messy
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>>69002027
it's in ireland
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>>69002027
it's nice there
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Does anyone actually give a fuck that Carrie Fisher had a heart attack
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>>69001891
>24 months in a year
Australia is weird
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>>69002027
it's on the map
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>>69002027
MANNY MENTIONED
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>>69002027
right next to womanchester
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>>69002054
Don't really care about people I don't know desu.

Not like I use facebook or anything so I don't have to pretend I care either haha.
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>>69001429
not me hahahahah
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>>69002054
barley knew who she was until i heard the report
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lie-caster
glow-caster
low-borough
slof
war-chester-shire
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>"""""developed"""""" countries that use mm/dd/yyyy
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low borough mentioned1
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>>69002112
delete this image mate
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>>69002084
she played leia in star wars innit
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>>69002112
muslims arent a race
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>>69002054
i might have a heart attack in a minute, this flake is peng
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>>69002058
yeah but the months are roughly half the number of weeks long so it still evens out to 365 days hence why you always see them celebrating new years at the same time as us
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>>69002107
all wrong
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>>69001983
>rosie logs off twitter and goes outside for once
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>>69002112
delete this image mate
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why is our anti-terrorism team so effective lads?

could it be because they monitor all muslims or is that assumption a bit racist?

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/12/23/melbourne-x-mas-terror-plot-four-men-charged-three-released

> 7 people arrested. 5 are aged in their twenties, all 5 are Australian born, 4 have a Lebanese background. An older man is from Egypt. They are expected to be charged today
> Found evidence of IED's that were suspected of being used on Christmas day.
> Planned attacks on Federation Square, St Pauls Cathedral and Flinders Street Station
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wish we had a monarchy
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>>69002084
>>69002104
christ
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>>69002154
no one is a race, it doesn't exist :)
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https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/dec/24/i-declare-2016-the-year-of-the-group-chat-social-media-your-own-way
>Better than Facebook because your parents aren’t on it, or Twitter because there’s no one yelling at you for your opinion, the group chat could be the last place on the internet where we are safe to say anything
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>>69002171
delete this image mate
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>>69002155
gotta love a flake my g
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Genuinely afeerd the Queen is dead lads, she's like a nana to me.
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miffed that the poll is denying me a fag

oh well

i am going to stick to it
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it's treason then
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>>69002027
The supporters of it's football teams aren't absolute wankers
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>>69002177
absolute cuck
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>>69002171
delete this image mate
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>>69002171
Respect, what will the average Strayan do now? Cronulla 2.0?
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>>69002196
Is she not texting you back er wha?
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>/brit/ runts don't know who carrie fisher is

feel fucking old now
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>>69002213
were u posting with the colcheshter flag earlier

if so dont do that
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>>69002211
good lad
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>>69002179
"i can't believe these people don't know carrie fisher. THE carrie fisher."

*throws bottle of mountain dew on the ground in a fit of rage*
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it's fucking 2016 and drumpf is electing a white male conservative cabinet
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>>69002183

/brit/ is my internet safe space x
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>>69002247
bru you dont have to be old to know who carrie fisher is surely
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>>69002250
no, why?
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business idea: post facts on /brit/ that annoy people
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let's agree to disagree, shall we?
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is she fat? this is the only picture
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>>69002283
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>69002283
>>69002252
>two people from n*va sc*tia in MY /brit/
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>>69002183
why is it always muslims? where are the christian terrorists?
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>>69002237

nothing because the actions of a few do NOT represent the majority of muslims :^)
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>>69002308
fat chebs
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>>69002308
No but she's a robot
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>>69002266
yes i like this thread

also why are all my captchas store fronts now
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>>69002314
all me
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>>69002263
can you just fuck off and post your yank shite somewhere else please mate, you add nothing
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>>69002315
In Ireland?
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>>69002308

Statistically speaking, people who only post from that angle are fatter than they look in the pic.
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>>69002308
Looks like she's got a bit of chub but I'd shag it any day.
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>>69002308
bot for sure. anon was right
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Think I've developed a smidge of scoliosis lmao
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69002354
rasheed
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I'm accidentally leading on 2 nice guys and 1 cute lesbian girl
fuck do i do?
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>>69002320
>>69002368
how come?
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considering download tinder again now

will delete in account in around a week when matches start to slow down though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLo7z50Tt2g

tune
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>>69002363
for sure
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we need to rid the world of the catholic menace, who have killed thousands of british men on british soil

deport all catholics desu
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>>69002395
can tell from the picture
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>>69002395
>Generic name
>No other info or pics about her
>Pic that's there is pixalated to hell cuz it was used as one of those shitty click bait ads
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>>69002253
NORMALFAGS OUT
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>>69002395
no description.

Ive encountered bots with elaborate bios before like this is a poor effort
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*protects bollocks whenever in compromising situations*
t. alternative ulster
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>>69002433
we can do a population exchange
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>>69002317
Well,they shouldnt be so angry then.

Only a minority of western countries bombs them!
So intolerant!
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Bed time lads.
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is alternative ulster like that so-called "alt-right" all the kids have been talking about these days?
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>>69002462
woahwoahwoah

canadians use the word bolocks??

or are you an expat desu
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>>69002485
i'm getting into bed but gonna shitpost from it for another hour or so desu
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I've seen so many girls with no knickers on and wee shooting out of their bare fannies on the internet. I thought they were supposed to be shy about that sort of thing?
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>>69002491
yes mate it is exactly that
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>>69002499
Pics :3
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who /postingfrombed/ here?
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>>69002509
kek
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when will the religion of peace strike next lads?
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>>69002496
yeah actually at least in the maritimes outside of cities
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>>69002509

it's 2016
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doing a cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joSFg7XgCCU
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>>69002522
no
>>69002532
ye
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whenever i talk about trump here, rasheed gets angry
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>>69002542
MANNY
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>>69002532
ye
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>>69002542
the netherlands
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merry christmas eve lads
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bantchester
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thinking it might be time for 'cide lads

i can't bear it anymore

it is time for the lights to go out
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Really wish I'd be bumming Ron.
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me rn
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fuck's sake lads

found the ideal gf, will probably marry her

were it not for the fact that I'm going to move to a different part of the country to do a phd

don't know whether to choose bird or career
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>>69002617
you've posted about this a lot
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>>69002568
just fuck off reeeeeeeee
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donald trump
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>>69002625
>>69002661
reddit gimmick
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>>69002641
watch good will hunting and then decide xD
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>>69002645
it's pretty much all i ever think about these days
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christianity is a mental disease 2bh
we should literally not let any christians into the country
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fucking HELL lads
and yeah it's real https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/troubled-berlin-attack-suspect-sought-better-life-in-europe/2016/12/22/fc2af1fc-c875-11e6-acda-59924caa2450_story.html?utm_term=.80050ed457f7
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/int/ has actually turned me into an unironic radical centrist
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>>69002641
Career, normie scum.
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/pol/ stole a great /lat/ meme
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Need an asian gf with big tits and ass lads
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>>69002707
>/int/ has actually turned me into an unironic radical centrist
kekekkeke
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radical centrist idea: bomb the houses of parliament, whitehall and every council office in the country and start again
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>>69002617
go and get therapy my man, don't kill yourself x
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JUST
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i am up for haxball someone make arrangements
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>>69002705
What the actual FUCK is this shit?
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>>69002705
>deliberately murdering a crowd of people makes you 'troubled'
the state of yank media
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hon hon hon put your le eiffel in my baguette hole monsieur
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hope that in our lifetimes they find like


thousands if not tens of thousands or more planet that have life on them

i want to hang out with the galactic like

federation
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>>69002739
the use of the word 'Lads'by non-british mans unironically makes my life
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>>69002724
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don't fedora this post

don't even think about it

please
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>>69002705
wew
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shouting lager lager laher lager
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>>69002778
kek
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>>69002705
the names bouazza
ben bouazza
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGeRWi9w6-o

abhor yanks
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What is with these fucking pre-historic /lat/ memes?
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>lads is a British word

Howling
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>>69002842
i call bot
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>>69002773
>>69002778
he was just a troubled loner lads :) there was no ideology behind his mass murder :) he just wanted a better life :) if you don't like any of this I am going to get you fired from your job :)
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>>69002778
they just don't realise mass murder isn't normal here, just cultural
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OK lads story time, what's the worst you have ever been? Alcohol, drugs or otherwise. I'll get the ball rolling

>finish pints with m8s absolutely lathered
>get overheated last bus home putting me on a major tilt
>need to cross a field to where I live but am absolutely shitfaced and can't into motor control
>lie down on a brick wall contemplating death until my stomach starts making unnatural noises
>feel an almighty poo coming along
>essentially shit myself with little to no warning and void my boxers then try to use them to clean up as much as possible
>waddle home with putrid excrement dripping down my legs
>crawl into the shower and blast the shame away
>discard £70 pair of new jeans
wasn't my proudest moment and genuinely if someone had seen I probably would've ended myself there and then

what about (You)?
>>
>>69002705
>Distraught neighbors are surprised that Amri is suspected of such a heinous act. Yet the town is all too familiar with the threat of radicalism: Several of its sons, recruited by radical preachers, have died fighting in Syria and Libya.
damn, they should have had a neighborhood like that on lockdown keeping a close eye on everyone
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http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2fb19137c9065554947d95f736b3cc327997b01aaaf7d6b428311192fb63af72f&pass=1

fine i will do it

password is

umm i e forgeten

something from trainspoting though

probably "lager"
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>>69002850
SCREECHING
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anyone else aroused by bunnies?
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>>69002750
i've tried lad and it didn't help and a big problem with therapy in this country is if you say you've ever thought about 'cide they immediately have you committed to a state run mental hospital which is essentially a prison where they pump everyone full of sedatives and tranquilizers

there are no good mental health services available in this country because of that
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

http://foxnews.com.clonezone.link/queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-at-90
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the red numbers...
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>>69002817
heh, you fucking wish you can get fedora (You)'d like the pros
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death of the queen soon
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>>69002784
bit gay
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>>69002705
Don't understand the media.

Who writes this bollocks?
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>>69002927
FUG I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY A MEME
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>why yes i DO support unelected germans ruling my country
why are british monarchists such unashamed cucks lads? it's pretty embarrassing
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Used to hate mufti day
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>>69002927
fake fake fake
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my first name is willard
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>>69002923
>in this country is if you say you've ever thought about 'cide they immediately have you committed to a state run mental hospital which is essentially a prison where they pump everyone full of sedatives and tranquilizers
this isn't true mate. A big part of therapist's jobs is to prevent suicidal thoughts, the only time they can do something is if you pose an immediate threat to yourself or to someone else. So saying "I want to kill myself" isn't going to cause any issues, but saying "After this session i'm going to go home and kill myself" will make them intervene
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>>69002927
HWOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH amaazinng
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Mexican is releasing his backlog of (You)s
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sobriety from here
>>
>>69002996
hello dillard heh heh heh
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EL JANITORO
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Is the snow in Sahara meme real?
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>>69002927
>bone zone in url
k
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wish the queen was really dead
>>
Business idea: flood the (You) market to increase inflation
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>>69003042
jezza
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>>69002927
>.clonezone.link
ah yes this is the real website and a real and reliale source
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>>69002996
alri willy, how's it hanging?
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>the queen is german despite her family living in this country for 300 years
>These paddies are all english despite having Irish parents

Really makes you think
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>>69003042
GET HIM MUMMY MAY!!!!!!!!!
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>>69003042
Reminder that our posts are being monitored.
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>>69002886
Twas a regular night out back in the spring
>Play wisest wizard at pres, down about 8 cans
>Hit the club.gif
>Down VKs [more than i can remember desu]
>Throw empty bottles at bar staff
>Escorted out by bouncer
>In my mind i was leaving calmly until i was told the next day that i was dragged out
>Apparently during the escort i leapt out of the bouncers hands and layed in front of a group photo being taken
>Throw up in bush outside club as soon as i am ejected
>timing.png
>Friend takes me back to hers, i thrw up on everything
>EVERYTHING
>Apparently i forgot what side the bucket was on and threw up into her radiator
>Wake up sweating to the smell of warmed sick
>No idea where i am
>My friend hester had saved me from near deatth
>mfw most embarrassing night of my life and there was photo proof
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>>69003042
take that back you slag
>>
>>69003057
don't touch willy

hmm good advice
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>>69003042
wish you were really dead
>>
>>69002996
my dog is on the roof
>>
love is hard to find
but its friday night
>>
the queen will be a super centenarian and will live deep into her 110s
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>>69003042
I don't my stomach turned for a moment then when I thought it was real


not a nice prank

plus even if you don't like the monarchy what kind of horrible cunt wishes death on an old lady
>>
>>69003077
hahah trying to heem the bar staff is hilarious
>>
>>69003098
who let the dogs out?

woof woof?
>>
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>>69003042
Go fuck yourself Corbyn
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>>69003071
all your posts are shit
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>>69003123
>an old lady

you mean an illuminati lizard?

that's just its human costume
>>
what's the secret to getting (You)s?
>>
>>69003161
exotic flag or something rasheed-ish
>>
holy fuck

http://nation.foxnews.com.jmfm.clonezone.link/donald-trump-dead-70
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>>69003161
fucking machines
>>
if there was no monarchy already, would you want one lads? i don't think you would haha
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>>69002997
i'm just so tired of feeling like this all the time and it only keeps getting worse and worse
>>
>>69003161
be as talented at posting as me
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>>69003161
might write a book on it
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>>69003174
>disgrace on campus
>one paragraph

Now now you have to pay attention to the little details for it to be believable

Currently, that would only trick the average 50-year-old underclass facebook mom.
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>>69001581
wtf
does any one know if you can get one here???
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>>69003187
I would providing the right lad was made king
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>>69003187
it's about tradition mate, we should just keep everything the same without discussing whether it's good or not
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>>69003190
that's why you should go and see a therapist. I'm the one who always talks to the australian lad, i've been through the same thing and I can't recommend therapy enough. The process is long, but eventually you reach a point where you're able to be happy again
>>
now watch and learn, here's the deal
>>
>>69003217
tell me about (You)self
>>
an ol' 'cide
>>
business idea: have a tv channel that broadcasts season 1 to 12 of the simpsons 24/7
>>
>>69003244
This to be honest. Everyone knows the best decisions are those made by barely literate warlords in the 17th century
>>
>>69003187
if it wasn't already there, it would be silly to want one now
i mean who how would you decide who's going to be the royal family??

but on the other hand i think countries fared better under a fully ruling monarchy in a way, these days politics is based around inter-party fighting and trying to retain power

monarchy or a one ruling party system is the only way to be able to make long term plans
>>
(You) Post Leaderboards

8 (You)s - very impressive
>>69001891

7 (You)s - skillful
>>69003042

6 (You)s - quite impressive
>>69002027
>>69002705

5 (You)s - Not bad
>>69001227
>>69002308
>>69002927

4 (You)s - Negligible
>>69003161

3 (You)s - Runt Tier
>>69001354
>>69001399
>>69001441
>>69001651
>>69002054
>>69002171
>>69002395
>>69002778
>>69002996
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wish i was a member of parliament in the 1700s
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>>69003336

me at the top
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>>69003332
>i mean who how would you decide who's going to be the royal family??
god would decide anon that's who grants them their power :)
>>
>>69003313
>barely literate warlords in the 17th century

what the fuck are you on about lad, you know shakespere was written in the 16th and 17th century

the european upper classes back then were likely very well read on average
>>
considering a waggle
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as much as australians tend to annoy me on 4chan i am an unironic australiboo
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>>69003332
long term leaders just leads to stagnation my man, you need competition of ideas and a well-informed public to have a successful country. We're half way there
>>
>>69003332
battle royale
>>
every time I take a shit I feel like I'm going to have a brain aneurysm
>>
>>69003332
rock paper scissors tourny
>>
going to be at the 'ndma's house from tomorrow til the 27th
going to absolutely drain my bollocks tonight as i shan't be wanking for 3 days
>>
every time I have a brain aneurysm I feel like I'm taking a shit
>>
>>69003418
stop squeezing so hard, that shit actually happens
>>
>>69003418
drink more water and eat less fibre
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>>69003253
last time i went which was like 2 years ago the therapist was terrible her advice literally boiled down to 'just be yourself' and when i told her about my self esteem problems due to being extremely ugly and having only failed at everything throughout my life she just dismissed if offhand and said no it must be something in my childhood
>>
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stop watching porn
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sorry lads i ouldnt hko mseld

u wun
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>>69003474
>eat less fibre

no, anon. More fibre is better for shitting
>>
>>69003439
>not doing a cheeky quicky in the shower
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>>69003476
change therapists if one isn't working for you
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>>69003418
'lax your sphincter bro
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>>69003418
stop squeezing so hard
let it happen naturally

I had a ministroke from that
>>
After this session i'm going to go home and kill myself
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>>69003402
you're right in a way but the conservative vs labour battleground we have at the moment hasn't been doing too well
there needs to be some sort of a middle ground where long term plans can flourish

don't have any suggestions of how this could work though
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Anyone know this guy's name?
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>>69003502
yes, anon, too much fibre is painful for shitting
t. ate a whole packet of weetabix the other day and it was a sorry state of affairs
>>
https://vimeo.com/176945892

hmmmmm
>>
May all your Christmases be white
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>>69003579
racist cunt
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>>69003579
tad racist don't you think?
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>having a therapist

what a fucking poof
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>>69002442
>>69002448
>>69002458
well she replied
what do I say?
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>>69003529
>I had a ministroke from that
did you actually what the fuck
>>
>>69003599
t. most likely person in this thread to end themselves
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>>69003597
>>69003598
xDDDD
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do you think tim knows it's christmas?

he doesn't have any decorations up in his videos
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>>69003562
michelle hutchcroft
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>>69003564
no you are just plain wrong

the more fibre you have the easier your shit slides out, this is fact

stop spreading misinformation
>>
>>69003608

Turing test her
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>>69003622
since he's on his own he probably doesn't have to
>>
i'mmmm dreamingggggg of a white... christmasssssssssss
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>>69003608
BANE?
>>
>>69003161
best way to get easy (You)'s is to make the post about other people and not about yourself
>>
>>69003617
ye probably but at least I don't act like a woman and go cry to people about my problems

embarassing, don't know how people who have therapists live with themselves
>>
>>69003617
that post wasn't me though
although you're right to be fair

i'd rather top myself then actually detail my problems to another human being
at the moment just bottling everything up until i pop and end up proper fucking mental
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>>69003608
alri ben hahaha
>>
>>69003608
Tits or gtfo
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>>69003628
>easier your shit slides out
it gives it something to push against because you can't digest it. Because you can't digest it there is only a certain amount that's productive for pushing your poo out. past that point it's counterproductive and makes your turds big and hard and painful
>>
>>69003608

You do know thats a fake profile, right?

She's been posted on 4chan for years
>>
>>69003608
>>69003643
>You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Amelia.
>>
>>69003687
like 99% of people who have trouble forcing a crap out have too little fibre not too much

no one eats entire packs of weetabix at the time, your advice to eat less fibre is garbage
>>
chvrches
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>>69003737
>>69003737
>>69003737
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>>69003608
http://imgur.com/a/WVC27

Send "her" a link to this
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>>69003735
my poos slide out nice n greasy when i'm not eating fibre
maybe you're wrong
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