/brit/

post

/fr/

anyone seen that baseball?

wooooooooooooooooooooooooah

eating a 'mo

reckon you lads should just be yourselves desu

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yuri

Do you twats ever stop feeling sorry for yourselves?

Asking for a friend.

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>>68998888

Dark chocolate is superior to milk chocolate, which is far superior to white chocolate.

why does my mum go through so many relationships? she's had about 10 boyfriends throughout my childhood, one of them even sold fucking guns.

i hated it as a kid, why didn't she just stick with one person? she's got a new boyfriend now and i can't even be arsed establishing a relationship with him because i know she'll dump him soon.

>>68998879
>>68998882
>>68998905
>>68998918
>>68998922
>>68998927
>>68998942
>>68998949
Quality posts.

wish i could stop coming to this website

just got called a slosh pot

8℅ left. See you on the other side lads (;_;)7

vive le frogs ha ha

>>68998976
charge your phone

ruth-in-asia

>>68998977
nice sausage rolls on the left

just got called sir in greggs

>>68998949
your mums a slag

doin a poost lads

>>68998976
something's wrong with your percent sign m8

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*enters thread*

>>68998949
Give me her number pls

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babestation

I sexually identify as a toaster.

that baseball was really something

cheated on the tesco meal deal with a lad named gregg earlier

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihzgEsV2nw

>>68999067
post slots

>>68998889
>>68999069
oh fuck off

might wank and then wrap presents

something happened to me in greegs earlier

>>68999049
*whispers*
bogies

>>68999098
have you seen it?

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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

>you wake up in greggs

what do?

>>68999130
just hit it with my big bat

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>>68999097
I only take rye bread and pumpernickel

no white bread

The gf's christmas present delivery just got delayed by 3 days. Woops, i fucked it

>>68999096
Best Alex Jones video coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ

didnt go to Greggs earlier

>>68999150
am i in time for one of their breakfasts?

Anyone seen jacobs ladder?

>>68999150
sing me name and put me index finger up

>>68999163
fuck off normie twat

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>>68999067

>>68999157
fat bitch
slut

>>68999166
delete this image

>>68999183
Yes.

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>>68999183
here mate

>>68999183
tt0099871

got the gf 11 prezzies and she's only got me 11

fuming

>>68999198
really don't understand why she has a napkin on her head

>listens to Judas Priest's cover of Jonny B. Goode

ah yes... absolute wank

>>68999183
Yeah it's in my garage that twat asking for it back?

>>68999198
I love this painting

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>>68999170
fucking hell

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>>68999170
based Alex

looking for a list made by someone called schindler

everyone post your email or steam profile and I'll send all (You)s directly henceforth
cutting out the middleman

>>68999239
A garage? Well lah de dah mr french man

why is west always better than east?

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charli desu

*cuffs pants*

i am a fashion icon

cant sleep until i find my baseball

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>got the gf 11 prezzies and she's only got me 11

>that one girl you went to school with who named her kid "Aro" because of Twilight

eeeeeeee

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>>68999170
top lad desu

looking for a lift mate by a company called schindler

[email protected]

bogies

>>68999286
There's some mentalist in my town who goes around saying 'west is best' to himself all day.

>>68999321
>>68999233
meant to say 10 haha

seriously tho fuck the bint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjhWf-9x7GM

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>>68999170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE

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threw a monk down on a rouly

>>68999286
it's not

t. northeast

there's a homeless women in my town that is banned from any kind of public establishment because she keeps getting caught washing her fanny in the toilets

haha I'm drunk again lads

xx love you all

>>68999416
love it x

>>68999413
At least she washes it.

does anyone want to see my baseball?

>>68999451
yeah

>>68999448
not anymore lol

what country should I play as in EU4?

>>68999484
eu superstate

warming to the H3 podcast lads

same desu lad
still got 300ml of vodka to go too aswell
love you x

>>68999484
REPUBLIEK NEDERLAND

>>68999500
so you've drunk 50ml?

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>>68999492
and appease angie?

>>68999461
i cant believe you knocked my baseball out of the park

you will pay for this

could twat anyone on /brit/ easily

>>68999494
what does he talk about it

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>I play video games

wouldn't mind getting twatted by some lad on /brit/ desu
sounds hot

what baseball?

>>68999527
just teleported to the other side of the world
good luck

wanking to the H3 podcast lads

>>68999484
uninstall.exe

eu4 is a shit game

ass

>>68999541
E-40

>>68999387
piers btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2v68iQhDSc

>>68999484
one of the manchurian tribes, try to form Qing

>>68999584
is that a research chemical

>>68999517
will try
>>68999580
y

>>68999522
700ml desu
its 11 o clock mate, been drinking since 9

>>68999451
Alri lah

>>68999484
Ulm

>>68999622
my baseball, yeah?

>>68999610
batter the english for a laff

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Reminder that yank santa is black

>>68999613
good effort desu

>>68999608
no it's a rapper

I'm gurning a bit

Just watched O Brother Where Art Thou?

Was pretty good desu

culo

>>68999676
oh
doesn't sound that interesting

>>68999668
I was playing the other day and Flanders took over Kent. Not sure how they accomplished that.

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>>68999610
one word:

mana

Tell you what I really fancy starting smoking again whenever I have a drink.

just watched finding dory

was pretty good desu

>>68999672
Well of course, he breaks into your house and steals food

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>>68999683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU

>>68999705
they were the og pirates desu

mate
ganj
aha

le damn! we're in a le tight spot!

>>68999695
stupid druggie twat

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>>68999680

>>68999721

lol

imma get the get lads

>>68999755
i don't do drugs

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I wonder what the implications are of phthalimide being able to form a hydrogen bonding network

Just watching star wars 7, do I need to have watched the other 6 to understand it?

I know what MDMA stands for because of MF DOOM.

ablohoc is a drink
margaret williams
yesssssssss

>>68999841
not really

>>68999741
Yes lad, absolute floorfiller that

This too https://youtu.be/WZNk4pOb2Ww

>American rules in chess

The King can take any piece he's directly next to, can't he? Or am I just remembering wrong?

>>68999865
Alright, good.

BOGIES

>>68999879
you're right, the king can move one space in any direction

>>68999879
*pushes your bent little chess board onto the floor, sending the pieces flying*

Haha shut up you fucking bumder

MDMA is the best drug i've ever taken
fuck weed, fuck alcohol, fuck coke.
MDMA is the shit. feels like i'm walking on fucking sunshine, it's like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders when i come up. now i wish i had a bag of the ol' mandy.

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>match with a girl on tinder
>she's really intelligent and nice, cute too
>tells me she isn't the type to do casual sex and wants to meet me in a romantic setting first, to get to know me
>tell her, and I quote "You're only saying that because I'm not tall and good-looking with a big dick. If I was, you'd be instantly physically attracted to me and you'd fuck me within 20 minutes of meeting me. So we can go on that date if you want, but it'll end up back at my place. If that doesn't appeal to you, you can stop messaging me.
>no response yet but I think she'll be intrigued and want to know more

A-am I finally becoming alpha /int/?

>>68999879
I dunno about American rules, but yes the king can move one space in all 8 directions.

>>68999813
I'd assume water solubility but that amine aspect looks acidic af hahaha

>>68999929
no that's /r9k/ tier behaviour

>>68999851
are you drunk?

white ppl were emperors n sheit

Wonder what Merkel Man would say if she met these two

https://youtu.be/IdA0qugZNP8

*pisses and shits myself*

feet are sexual

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i want to cummy in mummy misato

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>>68999970
mexico had an empire to

>>68999928
Ecstasy over mandy mate

I know it's pretty much the same stuff but a pill is way better than gumming/snorting it

>>68999929
Should have said you'd meet her in a "romantic setting" as long as she pays for whatever it is

>>68999929
What did you possibly hope to gain by that, pity sex?

>>68999981
She'd laugh in their faces. She's a communist, remember?

>>69000000
>>69999999

it was shit

>>69000007
going to try for this for 70000000

>>69000010
>rebuild

>>69000000
>>68999999

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>>69000010
>not wanting to fix Asuka

>>68999929
Frightening that some of you autists are allowed out in public

weewee is sexual

>>69000037
>>68999928
Heroin over either desu.

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someone photoshop kevs face on this NOW

>>69000037
you know you can put it in a rizla right

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>>69000083
lewding asuka feels wrong after rewatching this

imagine being german

poppers is the worst drug

literally have a headache for days

>>69000113
Hello Angus

POST
FUCKING
SHOEGAZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmJf06VhWs

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>>69000143

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am a cuckold.

>>69000037
Pill are usually cut with mda, or other drugs. Crystals mostly have impurities that aren't other drugs. The high is cleaner. And you can also just roll it into bombs if you don't like the taste

>>69000158
why are you taking poppers you bender

bogies

>>69000172
*gets trucked and called nazi later

>>69000172
>manly tears visits the netherlands

>>69000204
why do you think?

trying to gauge whether /britfeel/ is the right place for me?

what do you lads think of /pol/? is /britfeel/ a rorke, radical centrist or leftie general?

>>69000158
Why would you even try poppers you gigaqueer.

got a (You) off the mexican
happiest moment of my week so far

Can't believe its been over 15 years since those absolute slags brought down the twin towers.

>>69000217
disgusting bender

>>69000233
>>69000251
alri boys calm down xxx

>>69000241
FOY

pirate here ama

>>69000217
is someone gonna be penetrating your bum? that's really gay if so

>>69000223
its very similar to /brit/ tbqh

ama means mom here in mexico

>>69000161
>>69000188
I'm not Scottish you twat.

>>69000212
what the fuck hahahahahhahaahaha

>>69000223
its full of soft-rorke saddos who watch anime and moan about being virgins all day
i think they hate pakis but they dont know why

>>69000037
lolno

crystal form is much more reliable

you can swallow it in a rizla or mix it into a drink you fool

>>69000158
I only had a headache for like 10 minutes when I took it.

But yeah I don't get it tbqh.

what do Mexicans think of British people?

me vale madre gordo

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jealous?

>>69000223
seems really boring every time i look at it

hhhfhfhfhhhfjfhj

>>69000299
you get a proper bad headache for days if you take enough of it

>>69000288
alri angus looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>69000290
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>69000296
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>69000299
loooooooooool

>>69000310
>>69000314
>>69000322
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>69000332
pretty slow as well

>>69000367
all me

>>69000296
>mix into drink
Why on earth would you willingly endure that taste

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cried when he won

we're gonna make america great again

>they're making a sequel to Mary Poppins

is nothing sacred anymore

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Bf sent me this.

>>69000394
dunno

>>69000394
yea Mary Poppers

there's always one Canadian poster in this thread, and he's been here for a long time and i appreciate his presence.

>>69000388
it dilutes the taste you dimwit

I'm genuinely curious about how many watch lists I'm on.

>>69000389
Fuckin racist. Homophobics OUT

>>69000394
Mate, they're making Toy Story 4 and making it a romcom.

>""AMERICA FIRST""""""
>WE WILL PROTECT ISRAEL AND GIV THEM MORE MONEY!!

wish mary poppins would float down with her umbrella right onto my bollocks

>>69000389
good luck yank

>>69000421
The one who posts occult stuff is alright

>>69000415
hes got food in his mouth.

>>69000437
You have to go back.

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i've bought NOT ONE
NOT TWO
but THREE crates of poppers!
we're avin' it large!

>>69000418
top, top post

>>69000442
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIBOLLOCKS

>>69000423
Bombs has no taste.

>>69000486
pics of them

>>69000394
will they make her into a filipina maid

>>69000429
i'm not afraid of the gays
>>69000450
thanks britbro. merry christmas

post toot

the thought of a little irish boy watching marry poppins is cute

>>69000501
it's a quote you big beef melt

my mate always pops poppers when he's drunk, he swears it's a good high, but i don't believe him.

>>69000485
i really, really like this post.

>>69000498
*have

and some people dont like swallowing balls of paper. dissolving it in your bev is perfectly fine.

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>>69000415
gf sent me this

now I know why the cat always sits in her lap

The poppers factory is in Huddersfield you know.

>>69000549
he's probably just a secret bender

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Jadwiga is Thicc! THICC!

reminder that any yank you speak to statistically has mexican or black legs

josie is fucking nuts haha

no way she's normie enough to go on holiday to nz with the gf

>>69000534
The thought of a fat yank with his choady fingers mushing a keyboard and replying to posts on the chon disgusts me

>>69000583
bit dim in the head

>>69000583
there's josie using a proxy and then there's an actual brit on holiday
t. knower

>>69000549
yeah poppers exist pretty much only for gays and closet gays

josie doesn't exist btw

>>69000567
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

post some grime lads

>>69000571
is that civ vi? is that game even worth the money?

I am a Long Fingered Tart.

>>69000625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TItlHQoE0xA

josie sends me good night texts every day

>>69000571
r34 where?

in this moment i am euphoric

because im fucked on half a g of coke

yank on holiday here

>>69000671
decent lad

>>69000612
thats just me on mobile haha whenever im somewhere with wifi whilst out i always post a "hows it foing"

>>69000632
yes it's civ 6

I'd say it's worth it since it's the sort of game you'll spend hundreds of hours playing

>69000597
watch it, bub

was at walmart and there was a big fight near the cash register and a lot of commotion


typical

>>69000618
literally this

>>69000625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>>69000705
>going to walmart

try target. Just don't use the transgender bathrooms

>tfw drunk and fantasising about spending time with my distant dad
D E P R E S S I NG

any bassline man in

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come here often?

wonder what it feels like to deepthroat a cock

>>69000740
alri

WTF i love this normie music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc

>>69000740
Hello 2003 council estate in huddersfield

>>69000773
not her

>>69000773
grim

any speed garage man inside

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

>>69000770
reply to me

>>69000770
was alright for a bit, but tune got rinsed hard, now i hate it

>>69000691
yeah but there's an actual brit on holiday too unless that was just you doing a good job pretending

>>69000782
bassline's back mate
deal with it

>>69000583
everyone has a dark side, mine just happens to show itself on the chon

>>69000735
My dad is in prison.

oompah loompah doompety doo
I've got another question for you

oompah loompah doompety fee
will you crush my bollocks for me

https://youtu.be/89QXt8ss8YI?t=31s

is about having sex in the beach hahahha

hmm

>>69000797
are we more or less equal than the pigs in their eyes?

>>69000814
stop pretending to be a gril you sad bastard

>>69000810
just me telling the truth :)
the only other kiwi poster is the one in christchurch who keeps having a go at me

>>69000812
Alri devvo

Feeling nice and drunk now lads.

THE LADY WHOM I FEEL MATERNAL LOVE FOR CANNOT LOOK ME IN THE EYE

what did you buy your family for chrimbo

>>69000882
gram of wonk

>>69000870
all me xo

Oh, no
See you walking 'round like it's a funeral
Not so serious, girl; why those feet cold?
We just getting started; don't you tiptoe, tiptoe, ah

>>69000877
she gives me the look though

>>69000870
ok

make me a sandwich?

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>>69000837
thought this might be something else

>>69000837
awful

>>69000892
what's that

>be rich middle class normie prick
>go on holiday to the other side of the world
>post on 'chon the entire time

screaming

>>69000841
me on the top middle

>>69000905
not a chance

>>69000796
got u covered f4m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReuSrAGOdPE

>>69000882
bought a scented candle for my gran but it turns out she's lost the ability to smell

Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me, ah
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
But you're moving so carefully; let's start living dangerously

>>69000903
>your own mum gives you the look
wew lad

>>69000948
I HATE YOU

>>69000874
t. listens to serious music and takes himself VERY seriously

>>69000954
Tragic.

>>69000936
going out now bye bye hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>69000924
k-dizzle

>>69000692
so its not like the other civ games where the release version is buggy and devoid of features and will need 2 DLCs to fix it?

>>69000936
Something's very liberating about posting with a different flag when it's not a proxy.

>>69000954
ahhh how sad, she'll be in my prayers tonight

Talk to me, baby
I’m going blind from this sweet sweet craving, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean

>>69000990
oh, fuck off then

>>69000968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Q468F2dac

>£3000
>one hug

>>69000990
stop pretending to be a gril

>>69000916
t. london grime twat

>>69000770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE

this is my favourite normie song

God damn
See you licking frosting from your own hands
Want another taste, I'm begging, yes ma'am
I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land, oh

>>69000978
>he thinks we're talking about music

>>69001012
That's one more hug than you've ever got :^)

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>>69001009
i have the ointments anakin

>>69001072
in greggs?

>>69000991
you what

just woke up la
neet life

so like


there are lots of hot girls out and about

don't like the idea of a "girl" posting with my flag

>buy bus ticket on phone
>open it before getting on the bus
>part of the security mechanism of the ticket is that it opens your front facing camera
>see my ugly face
>immediately book dignitas appointment