>be New Zealander
>grow vegetables in garden
>get arrested
>be Mexican
>grow vegetables in garden
>become a major drug lord
>be American
>grow vegetables in garden
>have no idea what you've just grown, go get a burger instead
>>68997846
I hope you die.
>>68997846
EXPLAIN
EXPLAIN
EXPLAIN
>be russian
>grow a vegetable
>23 years
>tfw I don't do anything with my life other than rewatching old movies and shitposting
>>69001498
the butthurt is real
hey where is old zealand
>>69002718
Netherlands
>>69002718
Here
>>69002718
In your heart, think about it.
>>68997846
>be malaysian in new zealand
>work as a diplomat and have a family
>stalk some girl and shit infront of her house before tries to rape her
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-30/former-malaysian-envoy-guilty-of-new-zealand-indecent-assault/6986940
>>68997846
i don't get it
>>69001684
>>68997846
>UPDATE: Israel says will impose sanctions on New Zealand, Senegal for calling for Security Council vote