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cara

https://youtu.be/c2zurZig4L8

doing in a groove

business idea: invest heavily in the blackpool grime scene

Doing a post

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goolies

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Asuka.

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>>68996576

Gonna get drunk on home made cocktails tonight I think.

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reminder charli is NOT a paki

Yorkshire is a nation

>>68996510
yes lad

>>68996502
>cyber criminals make no money
o i am laffin

only got spirits and i don't really want to drink them because i'll end up waking up in my toilet

PK is the best grime mc of the new era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQw0lFeubk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDoNakKtVfU

carrie fisher is going to die tonight lads

>>68996610
Why does she look like one then?

Actually so sad that some of you absolute weapons act about 70 years old clinging onto a nostalgic 1940s Britain that never actually existed apart from in British Pathé film reels

Bet you sad cunts nestle down for the night at 7pm, after eating a shepherd's pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner listening to radio 4 and reading a fictional WW2 stories book you got a discount voucher for in the Daily Mail

>>68996610
yes she is

>>68996610

Definitely peng, same sort as Marina

>>68996600
business idea: perform a backflip after getting pulverized by the hammer so that the puck strikes my squashed bollocks again on its way up

>>68996610
i'll tell you what she is though, fit

>>68996610
fucking love a good camel toe

and yeah she is kinda paki but that's what makes her so hot

>>68996662
Rasheed

Why do lefties think the rape, abuse and murder of innocent people is an acceptable price for their lefty dreams? I dont get it.

>>68996636
What have you got? I'm fully stocked up for Christmas here.

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Dinner

>>68996610
literally who

>>68996723
captain morgan's spiced rum

>>68996713
autism

really fancy that aisling bea ngl

>>68996636
>waking up in my toilet
are you a poo?

>>68996753
Eh, yeah you do want some coke or something to drink that with desu.

>>68996741
what's in the tub? gravy?

>>68996775
yeah
cba going shops

>>68996610
doort burd

>>68996662
end yourself kike

>>68996662
i'll admit that clinging onto 'muh british empire' etc. on /int/ is just a way of compensating for my pathetic life

imagine being from one of those eastern european shitholes and being as pathetic as me though, at least we have history to help us with the pain :)

>>68996713
Leftism is a religion to them, you aren't allowed to question it no matter how retarded it is

So basically "fake news" is click bait articles? I still don't get it

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>mfw rum plebs

>>68996707
Ooer bit late for you isn't it Albert? Are those kids over the road causing a ruckus again?

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BABY YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT

WHEN YOU'RE LYIN' HERE IN MY ARMS

I'M FINDIN' IT HARD TO BELIEVE

WE'RE IN HEAVEN

>>68996785
Shame lad, I just made myself a zombie, it's fucking great.

>>68996777
Curry sauce

>>68996753
>tfw I drank 3/4 of a litre bottle of that one night and woke up in my own sick

trump said that the US must create more nuclear weapons

>>68996741
did you order it from the local Chippenhaus?

business idea: invade and conquer Sentinel Island

>>68996801
thought it was just making up something that enough people want to believe so they all share it and it becomes fact desu

>>68996804
what is your preferred beverage

>>68996832
good lad

>>68996801
The media wouldn't have even invented the term fake news if Hillary won. It's literally the media spazzing out because they're in panic

>>68996846
the invading force would suffer severe losses

>>68996815
Isn't it time for your 5th prayer of the day Mahmoud?

Not sure how they're going to kill of Princess Leia in Star Wars lads.

>when you drink so much you shit your pants
ah yes, alcoholism

>>68996801
fake news=alternative sources that don't agree with the mainstream agenda
yeah they're biased as fuck and sometimes false but no worse than the mainstream media

tldr: all news is fake news

>>68996857
i mean captain is pleb rum

mount gay, goslings, screech, etc.

>>68996843
I walked down to the local Chinese actually

>tfw facebook bans sites like wunderground because retards can't tell a headline like "Chicken On Ketamine Unable To Cross Road" is satirical

>>68996881
We're not Italians. The US and UK could do a joint operation and suffer 0 casualties.

>>68996892
mate of mine gave up drinking cos he started shitting himself every time he got pissed

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>>68996817
LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED

AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR ARMS

IT ISN'T TOO HARD TO SEE

WE'RE IN HEAVEN

>>68996897
it's always on offer so it's pretty cheap
don't even care what it tastes like really
drink to get drunk innit

>>68996883
Is that all you can resort to, the same old tired lines that imply I'm a Muslim? Dear oh dear your mind is going

Maybe it's time we reconsidered putting you in the home

>>68996892
>>68996929
cannot understand how people end up shitting themselves

i've been in situations where i can't walk and people have to carry me about and i've never shat myself

need to have a chinese chippy takeaway right now

>>68996801
"fake news" is a label created by the mainstream media for any news that doesn't support the mainstream media narrative

>>68996897
Oh right, I thought you were slagging off rum generally there.

If you're having rum and coke then captain is perfect though desu.

I fucking love rum mind, got 8 different bottles in for xmas.

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>>68996906
nyet
y
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>>68996906
cobs are too big

>>68996937
if i'm gonna drink to get drunk i'll have disaronno because i can down it without any mix

>>68996741

VERY nice lad

There are actual people in this thread who look at places like bradford, tower hamlets, aylsbury and rotherham etc and literally think "ah yes this is the britain i want". Why? Is something wrong with their brains? Cannot fathom it

what was the first music video you ever had a wank to /brit/?

>>68996901
it's chineser

>>68996956
My reply was much more than your post deserved 'sheed

Stubbed my toe

> fathom
> a unit of length equal to six feet (1.8 metres), chiefly used in reference to the depth of water

>>68996970
>Update
probly just some people relax enough to loosen up their bowels. mate who shat himself would piss himself in his sleep after drinking too. his mrs would wake him up going 'you're pissing get out the bed'

not liking the thread being this slow
snort some stimulants or something lads

too many brits here

>>68997049
>Rasheed learns basic english

Well done!

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>Friday night

Why are you here?

>>68996983
La Charrette is good if you can get it.

>>68996983
i prefer whisky and coke to rum and coke anyways

>brisbane missing out on the big heatwave for christmas day so it's only going to be 29°

how good lads

>>68996857
Didn't feel good at the time, last thing I remember I started walking home from my mates gripping the bottle with almost nothing left in it and just feeling completely fine, next thing I know I wake up in a puddle of my own sick on my bedroom floor, it's part dried and dangling from my mouth and everything.

>>68997123
to browse the 'chon

>>68997089
don't know why i typed update desu

>>68996970
Same, or pissed myself.

Generally I behave even when I'm totally blacked out, so my mates tell me anyway.

Throwing up on my rug is the worst I've ever done.

If you could live in any fantasy world, which one would you pick?

Why do people eat curries so hot that you can't taste the flavour in them? Are they just insecure pillocks who think it makes them manly?

>>68997155
yeah i'm not too bad when i black out either

just get a bit rowdy, but it's in a friendly way, although some people don't take it well and try and fight me

>>68997158
lotr i suppose

>>68997154
awful lot of poo there

canada is gay

>>68997126
Never had it, but I will pick some up next time I need to restock.

Literally just wrote myself a note about this. That's how serious I am about rum.

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*heems the first irish twat I see*

fucking paddies

>>68997158
a united ireland desu

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>>68997158
The World Where Nobody Pays Attention

>>68997154
jfc

just found half a bottle of jager in my cupboard

hmmmm

Where were you when you realized you weren't an intellectual and just another loser?

>>68997186
endorphin rush from the pain, although curries like that are shite

I love super hot foods but I'll usually go for a hot vindaloo rather than some mega hot custom one because the hot has more flavour

dumb pirate frogposter

>>68997123
was supposed to go to the parents for christmas this afternoon but i've got flu so i'm staying in my bed. should be drinking with my family but i'm shivering in bed browsing the 'chon

chester is an ugly bent cunt

>>68997242
A dystopia

>>68997229
source

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stuck this flag on my snapback so people know i'm a hard lad

Need a qt gf (male) right fucking now.

>>68997288
is chester the cute crossdresser with the glasses

>>68997288
the outer provinces of london

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jump on the riddim it gets peppered
entered the grime scene - tings got bettered

>>68997187
Yeah, I think I'm the same.

Don't think I get into any fights though, might be because I'm a big guy (for you) and I only drink stupidly when I'm going to away games.

ipad update is NO LONGER stuck

>>68997269
On /brit/ desperately trying to prove to other anonymous entities that I was 6'4 with a 7.5" pecker studying at Oxbridge and had fanny on tap.

>>68997372
did you turn it on and off again

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Someone somewhere was offended by a chocolate bar

built like a brick shithouse

>>68997186
I used to chain smoke, so I can barely taste anything anyway.

making my own fish and chips wish me luck

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>>68997360
stop listening to dindu music

>>68997367
>tfw some short lad tried to start on one of my also short mates and I just stood in his path and held him back and he wouldn't even try start on me

when will they learn

>>68997422
did you catch the fish yourself?

calle

>mount gay rum
do i look like a fucking bender to you, fucking fuming

calle 13

>>68997318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BtPunDYhII

>>68997465
yeah, fished it right out of the freezer with my bare hands :)

>>68997422
Very interesting, looking forward to seeing how this turns out.

Keep us updated with the latest developments and feel free to ask any questions.

calle mclaren

>>68996610
thought she was mixed desu

5-7 DAYS PAYPAL

YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING ANIMALS IT TAKES 5-7 DAYS TO SEND ELECTRONIC MONEY THROUGH THE INSTANT INTERNET YOU SAVAGES.

I CAN GET A 12INCH DILDO POSTED TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW AND IT TAKES YOU 5-7 DAYS TO SEND FAKE MONEY

YOU HAVE LOST MY BUSINESS YOU BUNCH OF CRETINS

HOLY SHIT TURN ON BBC 1

THE QUEEN IS DEAD

>>68997506
hope it goes well

so bored I drove to a gay club and bought some poppers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2QjMpTdkQE
Wish I knew the italian word for tune.

gff

>>68997501
pjw going through rough times

new game lads

every time you make a post and the captcha has the word "calle" in it, you MUST apply a blow to your bollocks

>>68997464
>tfw got between my m8 who is 6'1 and this other guy who was 6'2 to stop them fighting and then got launched into the air by one of his friends who was like 6'6 and fat as fuck

hahahaha reeee

Maldita lisiada...

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Post them

hope you undercook it and are ill for christmas day

calle calle

>>68996893
>fake news=alternative sources that don't agree with the mainstream agenda

hmm, no. even CNN and BBC are guilty of "fake news"

>>68997566
RORKE

>>68996659
>Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher 'suffers heart attack
So that's what you were on about, thought you were just doing a really out there shitpost.

>>68997464
Always makes me laugh the 17 year old lads who are skinny as fuck and wearing their dad's stone island gear who try it on at the football.

>>68997229
me the one getting heemed

>>68997586
>>68996659
it's okay they can just replace her with CGI

reminder that the BNP are left-wing

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SO ROCKABYE BABY

ROCKABYE

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>>68997585
You called?

>>68996893
You keep posting this misguided shit day after day you boring cunt.

lads the h3 podcast is rubbish

>>68997658
Economically

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been home for a day and the 'rents are already doing my nut in ffs

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what should i say now lads, it's been a day and i still haven't responded

>>68997566
Got 92% Tory 90% UKIP

You know what, I would still really like a go on Courtney Love.

Looking at her now I reckon I'd be in with a chance too.

do benders get foot fetishes or is it just a straight thing? like, is there anyway i can make money selling them my socks or photos of my feet etc?

>>68997699
dunno what you expected h3h3 is shite

>>68997699
there was a bit in the first one with the rick and morty writer where he said he'd go on /tv/ and make posts slagging off his own show

>>68997704
Same lad.

Too easy to trigger rorke

Such an insecure, sad little ""man""

So glad I grew out of that nonsense

>>68997704
I spent an hour earlier polishing my fireplace because last Christmas my mum spent the whole day going on about how it needed doing.

And she wonders why I only let her in the house one day a year.

>>68997699
isn't he a reddit meme

israel and america are fighting each other

>>68997360
What tune this from senpai

>>68997740
Benders are pretty degenerate so theyre into it all. If theyre into bugchasing then theyre into feet. Weirdos 2bh

>>68997815
>>68997566
gay buckinghamshire

>>68997713
time to send her a pic of your knob lad. they love that.

>Should the British monarchy be abolished?

Yes, it's very important to me

>>68997740
My feet are horrific, I mean like literally cracked skin oozing blood.

Do you reckon anyone is into that sort of thing?

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vote labour

fine. i'll ask /britfeel/ then

-_-

>>68997867
this isn't real

is it?

fixed the ipad

better back the stuff up
what's an icloud lads

>>68996502
>a-at least cybercriminals can decide the next President

>>68997867
fake

Why don't all the non-tory/ukip parties join to make one super centrist-left party?

they'd stand a better chance then I think

>>68997859
Mate see a chiropodist

Someone earlier was saying that /brit/ is like irc or a chatroom back in the day.

It really is you know, getting drunk and shitposting here really takes me back to the late 90s.

>>68997877
to be ruthful, i actually quite like you, will you marry me?

Rogue One review: Atlas didnt shrug, but merely scuffled his feet.

The latest offering from the ever expansive multiverse of Disney cinematic universes heralds its entry not with a jocund clarion call, but something more akin to an oversaturated flatus. Rogue One approaches its viewer with an uncertain, pedantic swagger like a pickup artist botching his first seduction. It rotely stakes its claim in the cultural canon with feigned bravada, yet lacks the confidence to convince any but the most easily persuaded of the venerable fandom to which it caters.

Unfortunately, Rogue One is a filmic journey that beleaguers the suspension of disbelief by grounding its insecurities firmly outside of its laboriously constructed mise en scene; put another way, Rogue One is a movie that insists upon itself.

>>68997890
>eye cloud
cataract

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI

>>68997856
>abolished
Executed. You don't end kings with words, you end them with ax.

>>68997909
alri grandad

>>68997887
yes

>>68997934
thought it was pretty good but didn't like the racemixing propaganda

>>68997890
where you store your nude photos

>r3dditr3dditproductions
I SERIOUSLY hope you don't do this

carrie fisher had a heart attack lads

must be rogue one was too shit for her to handle

>>68997949
Alright son, have you got a gf yet?

>>68997713
I've got a big dick and if you need pruth (like proof) then I'll shove it in your arse and we can use your shit like the oil on the measuring stick in my cars engine

>>68997912
already used 'truth'

>>68997856
>tfw Canada will be the last country to keep the monarchy since it's the only thing keeping it not America

>>68997934
Armond White?

>>68997990
t-ruthful then

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>>68997948
I like how you think mate

but i thought israel controled america ._.

>>68997934
none of that says whether the average joe will like it or not

>cocaine addict has a heart attack
breaking

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>>68997905
>labour
>lib dems
>greens
>centrist

>>68997990
>>68998001
oh wait i just read your post properly

>>68998001
same thing

>>68997934
Ah yes, the famous Irish hatbait

>>68997976
Whilst I couldn't give a rat's arse about H3H3 I don't know why anyone would care what some Yank on 4chan thinks of the things they watch in their own time

>British republicans

going to heem all of you

any of the lads getting drunk tonight?

>>68998005
>hates monarchy
>posts fuckin cromwell
M8...

>>68998076
pretty much bed time now mate

>>68998052
hello, reddit!

>>68997948
We literally already did that.

>>68997949
It's past your bedtime kid

>>68998032
well they'll have to make some sacrifices but they'd stand a better chance of election if they were more centrist and toned down the insane lefty shit

>>68997713
her rejection has made you suicidal

ask her if she's down for ruth-enasia

right lads, enjoy your in-jokes and pictures of rosy. i'm off out to the pub for a drink and a shag.

Isidewith literally told me I'm a centrist


That's mental

>>68998076
Yes la. I finished for Christmas today.

>>68997958
it was really blatant too haha even a girl from work noticed it and laughed when I told her the empire was all old white guys and written to be a white supremacist organisation

at least explain why that's the case ffs

>>68998126
THIS THIS THIS

thanks lad

mate invited me out to the pub and i outright said i couldnt be arsed and put the phone down on him HA

>>68997713
Here luv, mind if I come over and spend the night? I'll even bring my own ruthbrush.

I should be wrapping presents but what I'm actually doing is drinking and wanking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UgFs64ZWT8
mélodie

>>68998126
>>68998167
actually how do i word it?

>>68998176
not bad

will go with this if the yank doesn't reply

>>68998147
in your opinion did the jews do it

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what the fuck lads

i've literally only just realised that it's christmas ever tomorrow

what the hell

>>68998103
b-b-but it's Christmas

FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT FONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iuAQe_Js4U

choon.....I think

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>>68998221
Things I've achieved this year:

>>68998221
it's because you don't have work tomorrow haha
sneaks up on you pretty quick doesn't it

america refused to back israel in the UN....but /pol/ always told me that israel control america's policy ._.

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post sexy ladies

HELLO, BEDFORD FALLS

tfw just realised i got shit presents

i got my mum a toothbrush that plays music ffs. she asked for the electric toothbrush tho, i got the one up with music functions but i realise now it's stupid. do you think she'll like it?

>>68998202
I'm gonna kill myself becuase of your ruthless rejection. Do you know what country ruth-enasia's legal in?

>>68998095
Not the proper way.
Proper way is executing king, tearing down his palace and leaving an axe in it's remains, so anyone who thinks he have some le divine right to rule looks at it and feels some tingling in his/her neck.

>>68998290
lets see how this plays out

>>68998207
did what?

it's just lazy executives trying to write themselves out of racism accusations by some rag online paper and basic tier writers trying to apply a really overdone social commentary to a situation that makes no sense to have that racism without explanation. genuinely wouldn't have given a shit if they'd have just explained why they were a white supremacist group but there was no reasoning at all, just audience inference

christ this vodka is making me gag
glens > smirnoff
to be honest

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>tfw literally never bought christmas presents for anyone

haha they won't mind will they

>>68998290
too much at once i think

kayla bayliss trying to hard to be sexy on babestation

she's attractive but she needs to act more naturally

ah yes, I buy vodka for the taste

>>68998333
glen's is literal paint stripper

>>68998260
rosie's arse is much better than her big tits desu

>>68998284
people are just happy to get things to open, don't overthink it

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>>68998260

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pah! christmas

what a normie holiday

>>68997713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPDpqTh7CY

send her this

>>68998315
No matter what she replies, photoshop her profile picture into a picture of China and say "Nevermind, I found it". Then when she asks you what the picture is, reply "Ruth-in-asia".

vodka tastes fucking vile it tastes more like some chemical adhesive than something you'd consume

gets you drunk though so it's alright

2bqh if there was a Cromwellian political party I'd vote for it.

Cromwell had the right ideas

I am a Reddit Meme.

>>68998345
bio oil seller
i am going into battle and i require your strongest bio oil

my bio oil is too strong for you silenced singer
my strongest bio oil would kill a dentist!

Peng tings on my WhatsApp and my iPhone too

The brown skinned girls and the white ones too

Girls love me and I love them too

>>68998419
true

>family have put presents under the tree for me
>I didn't get them anything
FUCK

>>68998202
something like "guess i'll just kill myself then"
wait for reply
"actually i cant get my self to do it. how do you feel about ruth-enasia" or a variant of that

>>68998426
did stormzy die after festival season or something
haven't heard anything about him recently

>>68998333
Russian Standard is the only cheap shit I can drink neat.

>>68998392
HUMBUG

cat went and had his bollocks snipped today. poor sod

>>68998454
he always goes MIA for months on end

fucking annoying

>>68998485
jealous

>>68998405
if you photoshop it i'll 100% send it

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trying to find a very specific video of rebecca linares getting titfucked that I used to watch all the time when I was younger but it appears to have disappeared from the internet

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>>68998426

>>68998490
looks like he's delete his twitter wew

>>68998443
too late

lads, do you think Maria will get sent down tomorrow? got a feeling Aiden is going to bottle telling Eva he wants to finish with her

lottie.....................you.......................hottie
my name............is ottie.......................i like.......................to get blottie......................... i am..........................a thotty.........................

>>68998509
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=very+specific+video+of+rebecca+linares+getting+titfucked+that+I+used+to+watch+all+the+time+when+I+was+younger+but+it+appears+to+have+disappeared+from+the+internet

>>68998485
did they stick his kitty bags in a kitty bag as a souvenir?

Why do you have to make girls laugh to get laid? What if you're not very funny? What if you've got a shitty personality?

>>68998509
just look through all the thumbnail pics of one of her megapacks at empornium.me

>>68998548
Just tickle them.

>>68998534
do me a favor and never post again

>>68998548
Then you better be very attractive.

"Sorry Ruth I didn't mean to offend you. It's just that I get a little nervous speaking to women and my condition (high functioning aspergers) means that I can sometimes be inappropriate and not process the emotions of the other party correctly. I hope our previous exchange hasn't negatively affected too harshly and that you might consider making an exchange in person, perhaps over a coffee?"

>>68998548
girls are dumb and will laugh even if you're not funny

>>68998548
to expand on >>68998601 they will laugh no matter what if they already like you
so it's also a good test

GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY

BOYS WILL LAUGH AT GIRLS WHEN THEYRE NOT FUNNY

used to be really funny and loud until puberty and then I became a huge shy autist

I hope you lads are listening to Tom Ravenscroft on 6music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

https://youtu.be/B-5jntoedJU?t=32s

>>68998658
literally me minus the funny and loud part

>>68998548
>get laid

>>68998587
>over coffee


FOY

i could deck the halls any day of the week

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>tfw fairly attractive, dress well, have good social skills, good sense of humour, tall, decent body and get girls fairly frequently
>tfw your personality flaws are all hidden beneath the surface so all your relationships fail in under 6 months

also I have no friends haha

i dress like a walking asos catalouge

>>68998722
FONT

only eat asian girls out because only they taste nice

I'm so funny and charming I often have to rein it in so I don't make the other lads look bad.

>>68998548
Become a bender

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>>68998658
I used to be annoying and loud until puberty which was probably the reason why so few people liked me, now I'm quiet but not shy and can get along with people quite well now. Gotta reflect on yourself lad.

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>scared cat off my car

I AM UR GOD

>>68998746
never reply to me again

just found out i can fail my year in industry
might do it on purpose for bant

I've always been shit lol

>>68998745
i can fix that *unsheathes bat* shall i administer this baseball?
(ask "what baseball?" next)

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>>68998798
*returns with back up*

>>68998819
what who where what football?

>>68998821
>>68998821
>>68998821
>>68998821

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>>68998507
Got lazy and used paint, but I'm sure it'll do.

only posh cunts have the connections to do sandwich degrees
know a literal millionaire who did one

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>>68998836
"no"

9℅ on my battery. This is it lads.

I dress like a brick shithouse

was a lot louder and more arseholish in school and a lot more girls liked me then

>>68998857
>no one gets famous for learning about the past achievements of man
boo hoo

>>68998850
lmao

saved


hope she responds tonight