By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part forty-three.
Tsar.
I'd sacrifice 85% of Lithuanians to eradicate 50% of estonians
>>68995357
Wonderful post.
>>68995375
dumb slav
>>68995411
(i'm actually latvian)
>>68995426
I want a qt brown gf
>1. Estonia
>2. Lithuania
>3. Latvia
The official list of best Baltic cunts
>>68995538
wrong
Hmmmmm
>>68995538
0.Prussia
>>68995538
You forgot that Latvia is the Southern part of Southern Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfqGuFYKSoE
>>68995613
>Estonia
>Smallest population
>Smallest territory
>Best country overall out of 3 balts
>Strongest military
>baltic "military"
>>68995733
Ease up on Latvia, they are Livonia
>>68995613
Funniest thing is they look like they could weight 750 kg between the three of them. Whose "armed forces" are these guys?
>>68995604
heh the countdown begins from 1 not 0 silly boi
>>68995784
>Galils
Id say Estonian. Most likely non conscript EDL volunteers. Fat guys playing war basically.
>>68995905
That raises even more questions. What is the english defense league doing in esonia?
Should we even bully lithuania and latvia during Christmas time? I mean, it is obvious to everyone that we're the best balt.
Reminder that Estonia is in fact a region in Northern Latvia
>>68995814
Maybe in your "world", in my world there is no 123 without the 0 in the front
>>68995784
Volunteers most likely. The Gatling is capable of killing at least 10 000 Russians at a time.
>>68996019
you mean in computer world?
you live in matrix?
cool
>>68996080
>Estonia
>Killing anything
Please kid. It's cute when Estonci act all tough though.
More Estonian girls should speak Russian. You have the cutest accents
>>68996194
I know we have cute accents, all your girls want to fuck us if we say a single word. ;)
>>68996194
shoo shoo you jew
AMERICAN TRAITORS OUT
>>68996194
This desu.
>>68996286
fuck off jew
>>68996220
>all your girls want to fuck us if we say a single word
Kek. No, on guys it just makes them sound super gay.
Send more Russian-speaking qts to Moscow pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrBaPs-ND9E
>>68996296
Nah.
>>68996328
A comedy skit isn't real life. Nigga, if I went to Moscow right now and said "sposibo" to any girl, you bet they will fuck me. Fucking hell, our accent makes us sound epic as fuck. We sound something between Germans, Swedes and Finns.
>>68996420
Uh oh, and most Russians nowadays think we're American.
SAS>SEAL
>>68996420
>"sposibo" to any girl, you bet they will fuck me.
>Moscow
Lol no they wouldnt unless you're some kind of millionaire. And even then you'd end up getting cucked. The only people who can deal with Russian women are Russians. Trust me, it's a shitstorm. Dont go down that road.
>>68996328
lmao estonians are slow
>US forces in Estonia
>In wintertime
>In desert camo
Lmao wtf American iq really is low
>>68996674
source?
>>68996530
>The only people who can deal with Russian women are Russians.
You're probably right on that one man, fuckin hell.
>>68996674
They did paint some of the M1A1 Abrams tanks to forest camo. Wouldn't judge them, if they bother to die for our freedoms, then they sound good in my book.
>>68996754
my brother is a conscript in Tapa. i will see if i can google u a picture
>>68996823
They probably get paid lodes.
>>68996823
My brother told me that the US troops in Tapa are incredibly self centered bossy assholrs. They act like they are some big badasses there to save poor little Estonia, when in reality, in virtually every team exercise they are dead last
>>68996189
I would live in the anime world, but they denied me access due to me being from another dimension. Now I am just waiting for cyber punk.
>>68996864
They probably get a random US military salary and most of the ppl in Europe are national guard or some other off-duty.
Not that the special forces wouldn't train with us.
>>68996931
They're in Tapa. That's a small fucking town with nothing to do there. Keep in mind, the forces the US uses are kind of like our national guard. They aren't some kind of Navy SEAL guys who train ESTSOF
They're the "trigger" troops that would involve the US into a war if Russia decided to invade for some stupid reason.
>>68996941
>Now I am just waiting for cyber punk.
I'm afraid it might never come
>>68997413
stop it chile
you've been here too long
and I love you
>>68997413
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09a3aSwbyw
>>68995288
Why are you still inviting Australians and NZers to your general?
>Aushitralia
>>68995733
>strongest military
>>68995733
>>Best country overall out of 3 balts
wow what an achievement just wow bravo
1 out of 3
>>68998444
Sehr gut gemacht
after effects vector drawing tools is a pain in the ass to use
>>68999095
Good job, Janis.
for the blue boards
X-POST V4 BALT GENERAL
My cat just caught a mouse, then she got distracted and lost it, a Kookaburra flew down and stole it!
>>68999606
I couldn't remember how a boomerang works... and then it came back to me.
>>68999799
RIP tred
>>68999799
do it janny
>>68999999
I think Latvia is the best country on earth
>>69000099
That's not a preferably course of action
>>69000189
get ready to taste the gamma waves, for i am the mighty GET god and my repeating digits confirmed ur fate
>>69000201
Janitors can't ban users, you absolute retard.
>>69000319
ur forgeting that i am the GET god and what i say is the truth
>>69000400
Omg the power of the GET god is far too great for this realm. Also Janny can now ban userz
>>68998444
It is true, at least for now we only recently started boosting up spending to our milltary, and we will definelty have a stronger one than Estonians in the future, but the milltary has been really forgotten before the ukrainian crisis.
>>69000189
wtf i forgive america now
*smell of shit intensifies*
*gunshots start going off more often in the distance*
Translation: A lithuanian shat himself and after that put a bullet in his brain
>>69002387
The only reasonable next step
*Kills everyone in this thread*
ahhh yes finally some silence
Death to crackers.
On a scale of 1 to lithuanian, how autistic are you?
>>69004186
so lithuanian is max you can't be more autistic?
hmmm interesting
btw you are supposed to be dead
>>69004395
Why should I be dead?
>>69004465
cuz I killed you
>>69004527
"no"
>>69004606
why did you deleted the file?
>>69004606
Wew i almost exposed myself...heh...
>>69004653
I saw it I know how you look
>>69004708
Nah that's not me, that's my friend. But my name was there as well.
>>69004708
I dare you to ever post that picture again
>>69004762
I see
>>69004844
too bad I didn't saved it
I'm having trouble controlling my blood sugar lately
>>69004871
I got lucky this time
>>69004967
so I was able to find the image thumbnail from the browser cache, but that shit is so blurry so I can't see shit
>>69004967
ok so I've been able to retrieve the image completely, don't worry I'm not gonna post it :DDDDDDDDD
>>69005925
I'll mail you a dollar if you post it
>>69006023
not gonna do that mate
he wants to be anonymous so I'm not gonna reveal his identity
>>69006048
Two dollars
>>69006071
still no
ok I'm off to the bed
shit thread
good estonians
carry on
I hear that the police find it almost impossible to track down missing persons after the first 48 hours, I'm sure this is very similar.
>>69009341
hehehheheheh
>>69009341
is this from some fetish fanfiction website or something
>>69009412
Yes it's called 4chan
>2016 killed Princess Leia and we still have a week left
the year that keeps on giving
>>69009640
isis is pretty much guaranteed to kill at least 50 people on new years in yurop
>>69009648
>>69009648
LET US DO THIS SHIT
>>69009648
hoping for a double massacre on christmas and new years myself tbqh
>>69009695
Nah no one goes out on Christmas day
lmao get fucked israel
>>69009752
This lol
Based poopeeland dismantling the Zionist war machine
>>69009752
>>69009770
what happened
>>69009773
four irrelevant cunts said israel was lowkey a shitcunt for all that palestinian settlement nonsense and obeezy said 'fair enough'
literally hailing buckets in canberra right now
what the fuck is happening
Good morning, chaps and merry Christmas!
>>69009752
Absolutely good post.
>middle of summer
ahh yes
>>69010675
Oceanic weather
>tfw slept like shit
Now I only need to figure out what video games I should spend my day playing.
merry christmas lol
>>69011972
Merry Christmas!
>>69012013
u2 :)
>>69012048
Literally shitposting in mämmi at the moment. ;)
>>69012085
nice!
keep it up!
>>69012327
i am watching!
very nice!
proud of you!
Nearly time for dinner. I gotta go to bed early tonight lads. Santa is coming
>>69012402
;)
>>69012466
I hope you have been a good boy.
>>69012503
I have been. Have you ?
>>69012503
Just replied you in mämmi!
>>69012466
Mate. Its only 6:30. How early do you eat your dinner?
birthdays tomorrow
friends are in another state and i dont have any in this one
dunno what to do lads
>>69012592
Around 6:30 - 7:30 pm
>>69012640
I don't start before 7:30pm.
>>68995288
Why do you put Nicolas 2 on every op pic?
Balts are so cute and small. I just want to hug them.
Not Lithuania though that place seems like mini-Russia desu
>>69012546
I will find that out in the evening. :^)
>>69012569
I don't know which one were you but you will get a reply too! :)
>>69012769
am crrygn
>>69012869
I'm sorry. You were just so big at one time and now you are so small. You are like popcorn, a cute little corn, but one day you might explode!
Dumb frogposter
>tomorrow another Christmas spent alone
>2 weeks after that another birthday spent alone
Maybe I will go ride my bike around town.
>>69013058
Why don't you visit your family? And you're not alone, you have us.
>>69013058
Don't just ride your bike. NO! You need to ride your bike and life weights and ride your bike. Just doing it everyday and everyday. Try to ride the cycle for more than even more the day before and ditto with lifting the weight. But you must!
Maybe on day (maybe not maybe) you will grown into bigger version. Just think of your life, the same but your bigger... or your things are smaller. This is all base on your view.
Perspective, its is all in the perspective.
If you believe in christmas, I pity your existence. While you were busy celebrating christmas, I was studying ancient sword fighting. While you were busy celebrating new years, I was reading krav maga handbook. While you were sleeping in after new years, I was looking psychology youtube videos about manipulating and controlling your thoughts.
Think you'd stand a chance?
Yeah, me neither.
>>69013173
Don't have any family
So paranoid right now
Getting some very strong auditory hallucinations
>>69013193
>tfw gym is closed and I can't go lift
You people with your damn christmas, I just want to go lift.
>>69013334
same here brah. Fuck this shit.
>>6901325
While you were studying over Christmas I was smoking meth.
While you were studying over new years eve I was smoking meth.
While you were studying on new years day I was smoking meth.
You think you can fucking even touch me, cunt? You can't even get fucking closer than a fucking inch, cunt. I'm full blast skitzo and you fucking cunts can't even fucking handle me. You can't even fucking teleport behind me. I have eyes in the back of my head and spiders crawling up my arms. I will chase you down and bash your face in, cunt. Think you can fucking run for a week straight with no sleep? I fucking can! You wouldn't stand a fucking chance against me. Get on my level before you fucking talk shit.
>>69013334
>>69013373
>tfw 24/7 gym.
Do these not exist where you are? Surely a nation founded by convicts is not more trustworthy than Estonians with an unmanned gym in the early hours of the morning?
Holy fuck lads I'm scared
Keep hearing some kind of cannon blast outside and peoples voices inside
>>69013313
What about friends (beside us)?
>tfw Father Christmas is coming tonight to give me pressies
>>69013472
no
>>69013492
I'll be your mate, where do you live cobber?
>>69013492
Come on, chap. You are in the land of the 100% sick cunts. There must be something that'll cheer you up.
>>69000558
Estonia is boosting it's military also in faster rates now so i wouldn't be so sure.
>>69013577
Obviously it's only 99.99% sickcunts, because this faggot is bringing the numbers down.
Oi mate! Come do some steroids and pingas with me.
>>68995426
Delet this!
>>69013661
No! 100% sick cunts!
>>69013896
Okay, 99.99% with 0.01% margin of error.
>>69013959
100% or nothing.
wake up cunts
>>69014117
I'm here, what do you want
>>69014108
I choose nothing!
and a good morning to you lads
>>69014169
What a sick cunt!
want to get into betting desu
done pooping
thought?
>>69014444
Ate you sure? Better stick some fingers up your bum just to check there's not more coming.
Its better to be safe than sorry, right?
Also checked.
>>69012769
>have the least russians out of 3 baltic countries
>place seems like mini-Russia
hmmmmm
Wilno everybody
>>69015063
nasze
>tfw Piratebay is blocked in Australia now
>>69015637
Use rutracker
What did they mean by this?
How cold is it where (You) live?
>>69015883
GIVE BACK MY CLAY YOU FILTHY BULGAR
>>69009640
the camwhore?
oy vey get out of my country whites! or give money for the missiles!
>>69015911
Russia said this is bulgar land.
>>69015953
mikoto
more like
muhammadkoto lol
Sorry to hear about any anons in this thread who are having a lonely christmas. You guys helped me, whether you know or not, when I was having a hard time, I wish I could help you too.
any of you guys live in Newcastle or Sydney? I know of an awesome orphan Christmas party with great people!
>>69015771
that you should never trust a Latvian
>>69016038
i comitted haram crimes yesterday
i must pay for the missiles
>>69016101
why do you put your trip on and off all the time?
>>69016134
comes off by itself on clover
>>69016144
doesn't do that for me, you're doing something wrong friendo
I'm from Tatarstan, that's in the middle of the western part of Russia.
>>69016101
Last night you told me you never do drugs on 4ch. this is your sober work?
Earth under my feet, smoke. Thoughts in a cup.
>>69016056
Sounds nice, good on you Anon!
I had bad sleep and feel too tired to even play video games.
I guess I should just sleep all day again.
Or maybe watch twitch streams until I fall asleep in my chair.
>>69016438
wow ur feet are really nice i want to cum on them ))))
>>69016458
Kek
>>69016458
dafuq mate
>>69015637
They can't keep getting away with it
>>69016816
>:)
>parents ask me what I want for Christmas.
>Uh just some money & maybe some chocolates.
>was going to say "a GF" but parent's would burst out laughing.
>>69016985
I would have laughed too mate
tfw autistic
>>69017097
oh shit janny whut u doing
>>69017097
janny has gone mental again
>>69017267
Sneaky.
Got back from work
Glad its over
>>69017440
glad youre back
>>69017267
>>69017306
i missed it, what happened?
>>69017494
thanks
>1 hr, 10 mins till Christmas.
>>69017097
damn son
>>69017508
hows it going down south
what are you doing during christmas
>>69017578
Me, spending it alone.
>>69017597
wtf why
come over we'll have a beer
>>69017631
Relatives have no plans and I have no plans
>>69017648
you can always get a cheap strumpet
azzas a cool girl
FUCK OFF MIKOTO
and take the autistic russian spammer with you
>>69005767
>>69005925
wew lad, thanks :DDD
There's No Such Things As Mikoto Or Autistic Russian Spammer Here
In Fact There's Only 1 Person With Latvian Flag In This Thread
They're All The Same
Stay Woke Lads
>>69017731
azzas a cool gal
>>69017801
did you fug?
>>69017814
wtf
>lesbostonia
When will the mod abuse stop? We are but simple baltic farmers tending to our memes.
>Inb4 banned again and post deleted
>>69017770
no problem
>scatvians causing conflict
of course
>>69017913
Second battle for /bantz/ when??????
>Scatvia exists
>>69018034
greay victory, several of my mates from my division got injured from severe shitposting, but their deaths were not in vain
>>69018034
The great GET god has risen and mods are too afraid of his power of getting repeating digits. They try to supress his power by banning him, but one day he will get a GET so big 4chan will rip from within
>>69018124
cringe
We welcome u, oh mighty GET god. Free us from the chains of moderator opression
admire my culture
>>69018192
latvia confirmed for having no culture
>>69018207
morning lads, merry christmas to you all, may god bless you with 3D women for those who wish them and 2D women for those who wish them in the coming year
I ate so much blood sausage and jam my gut is busting help
>>69018325
blood sausage is fucking AWESOME
>>69018281
thanks you too
>>69018281
You too.
>>69018281
THANKS
>>69018281
wtf i love estonia now
thanks and a merry christmas to you too
>>69018034
Went to a party last nite. Didnt get any pucci fugg
>>69017731
>220 posts
>only one post from a Russin asking about Nick
Merry Christmas faggotpeople!
I don't think that there are many faggots here
>>69018693
you too, you lovable cunt
Snow is falling,
All around me,
Children playing,
Having fun.
It's the season,
Love and understanding,
Merry Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas from Cuckbourne
>my tfw when to inteligent for christmas
Whoever ate meat today
Merry Christmas cunts
I do not associate with niggers
>>69019568
me too
>>69019568
i neither do
Playing Tomb Raider. Lara is breddy hodd xDDD
>>69019514
Merry Christmas lad!
>>69019032
would love to find a small woman wearing a niqab and corner her in an alleyway and rip it off, revealing a tight petite body
i'd then destroy her pussy and leave her there when i'm done
this fetish is going too far lads
What's for Xmas dinner this year lads? Pic related
>>69020195
Felt fancy and opened a can of tuna.
And I got some slightly fancier bread than usual.
>>69020195
The usual 12 dish shit like every year. I do love me some apple dumplings though
>>69020375
you and your family eat shit on christmas eve?
lel
>>69020195
roasted northern pike with carrots and ketchup, also tinginys.
>wake up
>check thread watcher to see how are my shitposts doing
>see this >>>/g/58140298
nice
>>69020566
Sounds comfy
>>69020566
kys
merry christmas
>>69020834
You too
i want to hate on the weeb but i will not because it's christmas after all
>>69020834
lmao my christmas hasny been merry for years
>turn on video game
>play for five minutes
>turn it off
>pick next one
>repeat
I just need something to kill time but nothing's fun.
>>69021055
play something simple
http://downwellgame.com/
I waste time with this if im not feeling like anything.
i cannot cum from fapping anymore fuck
>>69021552
RIP Estonia's population
>>69020834
I dig your keyboard
>>69021552
you just broke your apparatus
tfw fallen for the razer meme
I have razer lycosa keyboard, but the mouse razer DA is pretty good tho
>>69021895
even the hottest of prons dont make me orgasm shieeeet
>>69021946
stop masturbating and it gonna fix in few weeks or maybe even months
one time I ejaculated sperm mixed with blood it had redish color(probably bursted some blood vessels)
>>69021946
try hitting the reset button
>>69021946
source sellele videole? lol
>>69022111
this desu
>>69020834
how did you put Kuroneko on your 4chan interface
a few months ago i was masturbating and tasted my cum, i did it some more and really liked it but it burned my throat so i stopped
>>69022372
>t. cum dumpster
>>69022410
writing it made me want to eat it again t b h
>>69021552
Sorry, you're a faggot I would suggest you to accept this fact, otherwise there is only one other way out of this and you wouldn't like it.
lads look what i found!
>>69022735
See how much you can get them for
>>69022856
http://m.ebay.com/itm/190855365322?ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F711-164882-2056-1%2F2%3FPARM3_ID%3DGBH_115%26FF11%3DGBH_115%26kw%3DV6Cz9QAABFWVJ4vf%3A20161224145338%3As%26mpre%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fitm%2FMILITARY-WORLD-WAR-TWO-ADOLF-HITLER-POSTAGE-STAMPS-GERMANY-%2F190855365322%26rule%3D_cat%253Astamps%26crlp%3D158152059551%26adpos%3D1t3%26device%3Dm%26cmpgn%3D697090529%26ef_id%3DV6Cz9QAABFWVJ4vf%3A20161224145338%3As%26srcrot%3D711-164882-2056-1%26rvr_id%3D1144165850104&_mwBanner=1
200 each it looks like
>>69022908
no theyre 2 dollars each max
http://sammler.com/stamps/hitler_stamps.htm
>>69022975
god damnit
>>68995990
it's ot eve cristas, it's cristas eve fckig igger, ad o ca bll s as c as wat
>tfw too intelligent to not get my dick sucked
>>69023182
you get your apparatus stimulated by your own brain sucking on it?
interesting
>>69023217
i heard some dudes are able to orgasm by meditation, what do you think about that
>>69023287
new age nwo bullshit
time to play some more Tomb Raider. Lets see if Laras ass and tits wakes my dick up.
>>69022735
Bolshevism
I don't associate with leftists
dumb commies
>>69023287
I actually can ejaculate without touching my dick
>Hitler was an autist just like his followers
lol
>>69023854
yeah but do you shove things up your arse or can you just cum by thinking?
>>69023854
can you show me?
asking for a friend
Fun fact: the first explorers thought that mount Kosciusko was the tallest mountain in Australia, but a later survey found that nearby mount Townsend was actually taller. Since all the encyclopaedias already said kozzie was the tallest, they just swapped the names around.
P*lish """"cartographers""""
australian """""""""people""""""""
>>69023540
Who /meth/ here?
>>69024260
I guess I'll play some Euro truck sim 2 and then go to bed.
Fuck I'm ready to die ay
>>69024187
woah that is a bit gay mate
not gonna do that
fug too late
>>69025939
>>69025939
>>69025939
I've have been beaten by slowstonians
shameful desu
>>69026000
Please dont kill yourself
>>69026057
too late I'm already making the preparations