is it autism? edition
cara
I'd shag cara
>>68994606
Kiwis are bro-tier.
maisie
I got banned for 3 days after posting a picture of Rosy
Good one
>>68994606
It is
>>68994606
more than likely
Wish my delicate boob bags ripped to shreds by a strong british male
>>68994617
looks preggers in this one
Love this family photo here
>bro-tier
*moves to the radical centre*
2D gals
>>68994665
with my son x
>leave the previous /brit/ open in case the janitor gets grumpy
>end up having several brits open at once and accidentally post in the wrong thread
ah yes
>>68994647
http://sketchtoy.com/67688515
http://sketchtoy.com/67755796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO65ryOj9D0
Is it autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1p5eNOsl7I
Asuka.
high quality anime
>>68994690
post cara related OC memes you've created
>spend 3 years making the same kind of posts
>nobody takes notice
>go on holiday and keep making the same posts
>become a meme
Feel a bit like James Corden lol. All Canadians deserve death
Amen sister PREACH
>>68994718
why do nips have shit taste in their own cultural produce
>>68994693
screaming
>>68994649
WHINY
ESS
JAY
DUBBLE
YEW
MILLENNYULLS
You guys like anime too huh? I'll fit right in on the 'chon!
>>68994732
who the fuck goes on holiday to kiwiland?
Pledge your fealty to the House of Trudeau
>>68994732
fuck off josie you're not on holiday, we all know you can't afford it
get off your proxy
Can't imagine living in a county other than Yorkshire, imagine being in some generic southern flyover county like Northamtonshire or Buckinghamshire with no sort of culture or identity. Thank God I live in what may as well be another country to England. Southern subhumans.
>>68994741
YASSSSSSSSSSS
>watching videos of men in their 40s losing their shit over Star Wars, even in the compeny of their kids
literal nadir of western civilization
my dad left school at 14 and trained as an electrician and got married and had a load of kids and built a house partly with his own hands to raise them in
never knew what sort of music/film etc he was into growing up ... he was just my dad, an authority figure. didn't matter what he was into
know what he was into now and we can engage in it
>glad as fuck it wasn't some sci-fi shit that was the reserve of the betas of his time
Is Jacob Rees Mogg ITT?
>>68994732
You're ruining my flag's posting reputation mate
>>68994781
go snort some coke you lowlife scot
Will Janny's unpaid volunteer work for no compensation ever count for something?
if ukip and that are all for British values why do they use American words like butthurt and cuck?
>>68994688
yeah haha
>>68994781
yorkshire isn't a county
wish i could join a sorority
>>68994726
i made some with wojak which i see here and there on 4chan
ipad update is stuck
Can't imagine living in a county other than Lancashire, imagine being in some generic southern flyover county like Northamtonshire or Buckinghamshire with no sort of culture or identity. Thank God I live in what may as well be another country to England. Southern subhumans.
>>68994787
As being bro tier?
>>68994606
Aaaaaaaaaaaah yessssssss
You Fuck off!! M8!!
doing a few lines
interesting contributions
What's the furthest back you've traced your family tree?
My dad did ours back to early 1700s. They were fisherman who moved from Scotland to Norfolk and then to the North East.
THE MAINSTREEM METEOR ARE STILL BUTTHURT OVER BREGGSIT
this isn't caralad >>68994845
>>68994816
FOY
>>68994771
new zealand probably has the most beautiful nature on earth, literally switzerland and norway combined in one country
Can't imagine living in a county other than Kernow, imagine being in some generic northern flyover county like Northamtonshire or Buckinghamshire with no sort of culture or identity. Thank God I live in what used to be another country to England. English subhumans.
business idea: Invest in Eastern Poland
>>68994816
>you will never be a girl and pick out excellent colour-matched outfits that perfectly go with your hairstyle, figure, face and skin colour
>you will never go shopping with the girlies to get more clothes and shoes and shit
instead I sit here in a boring tshirt typing away on /brit/
haha
>>68994813
True; it's a nation
Terrible shitty oscar bait
Been listening to a lot of Stormzy lately
>>68994816
1 4 2 3
Can't imagine living in a city other than Swansea, imagine being in some generic southern flyover city like London or Birmingham with no sort of culture or identity. Thank God I live in what may as well be another country to England. Southern subhumans.
>>68994771
wales is running low on sheep
>>68994781
t. paki who thinks he drinks at Bettys is now a Yorkshireman.
>>68994871
Nah it's shite aye, just some mountains and a few bushes
Genuinely didn't think anything of it until I came to /int/
RIP to somebody smelly
Drinking a budweiser
>>68994879
do not it's a shithole
I don't quite get my parents' sentiment considering that they've lived most of their lives in London
Black is the most arousing colour of panty desu lads.
>>68994889
Nah, it's not Oscar Bait, all these race-agenda efforts are the Oscar bait
Can't imagine living in an Overseas Territory other than Gibraltar, imagine being in some generic southern flyover city like Akrotiri or Bermuda with no sort of culture or identity. Thank God I live in what may as well be another country to England. Southern subhumans.
Swansea>>>New York
>>68994896
t. 190 cms autist
>>68994867
With a pint at the pub
why do londoners have jamaican accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd8oINhlV5Q
>>68994936
kek
imagine being one of those mongs who actually rate section boyz
>>68994925
um i've seen at least 10 minutes of a documentary on the telly to know >your nature is pretty x
>>68994936
Asians?
Blows my mind that Mongolians conquered all of Asia and almost took half of Europe
>>68994773
Literally am
I have a job and some savings and the gf was going to go anyway because she's a dirty filthy kiwi slutbag so I thoughts to myself "ah yes" and made hasty preparations. Any more of this and I shall make sure you regret this kind of poisonous rhetoric
>>68994771
It's a lovely place, even your generic suburbs are surrounded by forested mountain ranges and there's nature reserves and that all over the shop
>>68994944
Think you'll find its pastel pink my leafy friend.
>>68994877
>used to be
ANGLO'd
>>68994816
>you will never help initiate a dozen new sorority girls for their deepthroat competition
>>68994859
On my father's paternal side to the 1630s in Devon (moved to Virginia in the 1640s). On his maternal side to Edinburgh in the 1630s (moved to Massachusetts in the 1630s)
On my mother's maternal side to Connecticut around 1900. On her paternal side nowhere, she never met her father but his surname is Rowland, which is Anglo.
>>68994859
Mine connects with a massive tree someone on ancestry created, it goes back to charlemagne but I can't vouch for the accuracy of the stuff I haven't personally researched (which ends around 1600)
Too intelligent to make the right life choices
need a 6ft gf that i can walk around holding hands with intimidating manlets desu
>>68994997
Lock arf this post
why do /brit/s never want to talk about the spice girls or austin powers?
Blows my mind that Brits conquered all of Asia and almost took half of Europe
>>68994964
i have been to bermuda, very nice there. sand is pink
>>68994647
stellar post
STOP RIGHT THERE GLOWBALIST SCUM
>>68994964
You wouldn't live in the Cayman Islands?
>>68994741
>jeff
Which Jeff?
>>68995022
Our generic suburbs are holes mate. Aren't you in Wellington? It would explain why you think it's nice
Thoughts on my bedroom?
>tfw to intelligent not to do lots of drugs
>>68994859
early 1700's think they couldn't trace it back any further because noone could write before that
>>68994995
Because they think they're cool off M8 innit??
>>68995033
lewd
>>68995063
>Brits
>took half of Europe
Lel
>>68995091
fuck off trillionaire
>tfw to intelligent to post anonymously
>The Twittersphere
>>68995009
Nah it's shite, don't know why so many Dutch come here lolz
>>68994997
lyrical geniuses mate
>>68995030
just delete this
UK is famous for being anime free so i must contaminate thy land
give me (You) you twats
>>68995091
Comfy, don't really care for the rug though.
>tfw to intelligent to be a singular person
caratwat just replied to me
not a fan
>decide to try majoras mask
>get the bow from the first dungeon
>out of time, restart
>go back to the dungeon
>no arrows because song of time zeroes all your money and item quantities
uninstalled
>>68995091
Where's the bed in this """"bedroom""""?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/
>>68995089
Yh
Karori, Miramar, seatoun and the hutt valley are well nice
Fucking beaches every 5 minutes and all
>>68995136
heard something about farmers moving there because they can make much better money there? same happened with canada about a hundred years ago
>>68995091
i've seen better rug
Saw someone steal my gimmick and had a panic attack
But now I'm back
Could batter any so-called kiwi with relative ease
ipad update still stuck
>>68995089
>Our generic suburbs are holes mate
>It's a "the single mother next door and her latest partner are having another loud argument over something trivial" night
Oh wait that's every fucking night
macbook is still in norway
>>68995187
excellent taste my fellow yellow fever friend
i've not replied to a single yank itt
Swans (the band) are enjoyable
Rank the following jobs from most to least Deano:
Store Manager
Personal Trainer
Estate Agent
Accountant
Telesales
never buy an apple product
CLEAR!
>>68995201
much obliged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNi1VwD7D4I
tune
>>68994741
what song is she babbling on about?
>>68995215
>tfw no anna lu gf
>>68995187
The Yellow Fever has returned.
Thought I shook it.
when someone says they work in insurance they actually mean they work in a call centre
>>68995190
Yeah prolly
Heaps of people have Dutch surnames here, we have lots of Afrikaners too
>>68995246
they need to fire whoever is in charge of literally anything they've completely lost it
>>68995201
this could do with some refinement
e.g. a bank of /brit/ crest and an image of kev or tim
>>68995244
accountant > agent > manager > trainer > telesales
>>68995022
Are you a lezzer? A carpet muncher? Eh?
interesting how i made that post asking why brits never want to talk about the spice girls or austin powers and it didn't get any responses
i'll have to investigate this phenomena further
>>68995244
PT > telesales > store manager > estate agent > accountant
machine operations php developer for call centres on 42k
barely make rent and leccy
Still no Finnish gf lads.
>>68995248
Always found that show so depressing. Is there anything worse than Naughties fashion?
>>68995275
How to get call centre job?
>>68995267
can't remember the last time I wanked to a nonasian. yellow fever should be classified as an actual disease
Need a chink gf (to bash her head)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c
me right now ngl
>>68995370
don't do well at school
>>68995355
It's /suomigf/ mate at least use my gimmick properly
>>68995320
Indeed
>>68995283
You piss me off M8??!!
earn 32k as a jjb manager and can barely afford a 10g pack of amber leaf each week
What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody, anyway?
Which one shall I try first lads?
>tfw too intelligent to have a gimmick
too intelligent to do well in school and get good grades and get a good degree and get a good job and be successful and not still live with my parents at 26 years of age
>>68995394
hot pics
If penis size is inversely proportional to car size, and directly proportional to shoe size, do clowns have huge dicks?
>>68995409
should have picked jjb steel erector instead
steel erector bonuses are up
>>68995419
dark 70%
for reasons
/suomigf2017/ is the main objective
Failing that its either /yellowgf2017/ or /niceenglishgf2017/
>>68995429
literally me
>Work in a bank
>My manager earns £20k
lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/4jjw1f/sunday_funday/?
Might Virgin walk over to the store for some brekky
>>68995283
>tfw could've become a farmer and make billions on a NZ farm
made some fucking shite life choices wahey
>>68995341
who's your favourite spice girl?:3
>>68995454
Is penis size defined when car size approaches zero?
>>68995479
working in a branch of a bank is like the same as retail
the gf (she's British)
Bless you
>>68995462
Pretty yummy
coke is wearing off
might need another line
Fish and chips M8!?!?
>>68995518
>accent faggotry
no she's merkan
>>68995494
Our farmers are pretty stacked, especially dairy but they're becoming rarer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKBgwytPYCQ
banger
>>68994944
black knickers = on period
>>68995535
was literally about to get up and sniff one myself lad
let's get in sync
>>68995533
>MFW Yorkie is no longer NOT FOR GIRLS
>>68995546
the dutch are the most english people outside of england
All Hollanders should be killed.
>>68995533
yeah you would like it wouldn't you
why do i post here
>>68995583
clever and witty gimmicks
THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
Amazon haven't delivered my dad's Christmas present yet
Was meant to be next day guaranteed
>>68995494
The EU molested our dairy industry m8. Farmers were swinging from the rafters, no joke.
considering doing a gimmick where I record myself reading a whole /brit/ thread and post the audio file
thoughts?
>>68995583
There is no escape, only death will free you from the 'chans grasp la
how do they make willies for female to male trannies
I am the Poster.
>>68995563
sounds like a plan senpai
>>68995612
very carefully
>>68995607
do it la xxxxxx
>>68995569
That would be you lot haha
>>68995612
it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole
>>68995599
What must that poor man have done to deserve spending a lifetime with Mrs Bucket
>>68995612
they use bits of skin from the bum and thigh
>>68995612
They use a section of their lat muscle to build the willy
>>68995632
yes but how they build the pole?
>>68995602
pretty sure the eu is the reason all our farmers are fucking off in the first place
fuck the eu desu
>>68995594
>clever and witty gimmicks
got almost 500 comment karma on a Reddit post lads xxx
>>68995693
haha poo
wank
>>68995663
not sure
just heard that term on a tv show years ago
honestly the worst threads on /int/
disjointed meme posts and abuse of the echo chamber
reporting you to the cyber police.
Oh dear oh dear.
That last poo was a regular sludgeball.
I shall be here a while. Anyone care to pass the time with a shanty or 2?
>>68995663
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fz4BjSujm-A
>>68995187
disappointed at the lack of wee
not wild enough for me
>>68995707
squealing at this post
>>68995619
just done mine mate
>>68995569
True af!!!
>>68995559
>black knickers = on period
going to drop this bomb on normies to trick them into thinking i'm not really a khv
Love the first piss of the morning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38407566
>Pop group Clean Bandit have scored the Christmas number one single, with Rockabye.
>The dance hit, about a single mother struggling to support her family, beat the competition to spend a seventh week at the top of the charts.
X-FACTOR BTFO
>>68995198
might pour myself a beverage
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
AND I TOLD HIM THE CHINESE ARE SHIT
>>68995715
wish you hadn't shown me that
the mexican poster
>you will never live in a cyberpunk world
>you will never live in an eternally-dark skyscraper city, lit only by neon signs and spotlights diffusing in the overcast skies
>you will never live in a 114th floor apartment with a view of the endless, sprawling megaopolis
>you will never collect bounties for killing cyber rogues and infiltrating android street gangs
>you will never foil a rogue AI organization's plot to build death machines, hundreds of miles below the ground in a tepid, behemoth-sized factory in hollowed-out mountain
>you will never be a torso and head, attached to super-strength cybernetic arms and super-speed cybernetic legs
>you will never commute by the suction tube express, winding through the city and around buildings like hamster tubes
>you will never travel by your glider, navigating between skyscrapers and space elevators which reach for the heavens
>you will never have your own hyper-speed sexbot, nor your daily soma rations
>instead, you will have a job as a shop clerk, fifty hours a week, every week, with some statutory holidays here and there, struggling to afford the rent and your shitty fatty convenience store dinners, and your only escape is to post snippets of banal text on an anime imageboard in a general thread which is meant for people of another country
imagine being such a runt you cared about the xmas #1
>>68995773
What a lad
Why British talk and dress so gay??
playing that new mario run game
>>68995671
Farmers here get fucked by corporations all the time. I would think socialist Europe would be a paradise for them.
Not one word
>>68995792
>instead, you will have a job as a shop clerk, fifty hours a week, every week, with some statutory holidays here and there, struggling to afford the rent and your shitty fatty convenience store dinners, and your only escape is to post snippets of banal text on an anime imageboard in a general thread which is meant for people of another country
this hit home a bit too hard
I voted brexit so we could buy lamb from new zealand instead of france
>>68995807
we follow dutch fashion trends very closely
might pour a gin lads
>>68995774
now you know how they make the willy and ballix lad x
ipad update still on 0%
the green letters
>>68995807
cute guys :3
>Dutch people are very tall
>their beers are very small
really tickles the old think box
>>68995843
Yeah thanks mate our lamb is alri innit
have you tried killing all the poor?
Cannot fathom how people fail to see that the EU's ultimate goal is to build a super state
>>68995818
nah they've produced too much milk and have too many cows but instead of exporting they need to cut it down while the cows have eat caviar so they can barely break even anymore
>>68995871
they only look small because we have big hands
>>68995854
can the fake wily get hard
bit pointless if not
>>68995871
the people are tall so that they can keep their heads above water in case of a flood
the drinks are small to prevent flooding
>>68995858
why did you even buy an ipad
they're useless
>>68995792
>shop clerk
>convenience store
FOY
>>68995885
don't lie
>>68995843
Why not buy it from England?
>>68995845
But seriously tho your accent really makes me cringe especially those from the valley's
>>68995882
the EU's end game is european suicide.
Fucking hell lads feet are absolutely ponging
cognac to be honest
>>68995752
never heard it
is it any good or as shit as it sounds
>>68995932
the fucking welsh have contaminated our sheep
>>68995952
happy christmas
>>>/int//nederdraad/
i've got a small penis and honestly i'm pretty insecure about it
>>68995957
>never heard it
liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8
merry cinco de mayo
SMALL
FOAMY
QUEERS
hope Netherlands is the next country to leave to EU
i like the Netherlands
>>68995858
>>68996012
hope the entire benelux leaves and we reunite once again except for brussels which will be walled in
is steam back up
>>68996012
t. Henk Van den Berg
>>68996012
I like you as well fish and chips
did a meme lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgO9fBaVsYw
Nonce anthem
>>68996041
can't stand those bureaucrats 2bh
>half dutch
>half english
>100% canadian
Feels incredible
Poo in the roo
>>68996006
SHAAHHN DE PAAHHHL
>>68996026
dutch are big lads
what don't you understand
i do not understand that meme
Christmas is evil
>>68995899
No they cannot but they have ways around it
http://www.trans-health.com/2013/penile-implants-guide/
>>68996110
which one
J
I
M
M
Y
S
M
I
T
S
bought my dad a more thoughtful present than my mum, hope she doesn't take it the wrong way (she will because she's a women)
>>68995983
I can never understand how guys can take part in those videos where a load of girls are around him laughing at his tiny penis
I understand getting off to a girl humiliating you, but that is worldwide internet humilation
beer
Wish I looked like George Clooney desu
Yeah I don't think I'd mind that at all actually
>a dutch guy named van der bellend is the president of austria
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
doing my fucking nut in this ipad
>>68996156
the dutch drink really small foamy beers
go to a bar in the netherlands and ask for a beer and you'll get a half pint where half of it is head
Happy holidays
>>68996147
I wouldn't mind being humiliated, but afterwards she hugs me tight and cradles me and tells me that she was lying and she loves me the way I am
Rockabye baby rockabye sauna Paul
>>68996164
toplel
>>68996170
nut on your ipad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4WbhF5dtY
crossbreed
happy hanukkah
>a commie SJW is the prime minister of canada
can't make this up
Shall I watch an episode of man in the high castle or wank before bed
the netherlands should get nuked
>>68996173
i got proper pints when i was in the dam lad
>>68996202
he's a radical centrist in disguise
rude
>>68996228
did you have to ask for pints though
>>68996217
What episode of wank before bed are you on?
>>68996219
bad post
> 'well yes, im 20+ and smoke weed'
Is UFC a sport, or is it like WWE?
>>68996217
Wank to man in the high castle before bed.
>/brit/ made me start liking black music
fucks sake, think i'm finally growing up and the rorke mentality is fading slightly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dxRaGOjwI
>>68996219
LOL you said that!?!?
having a poo in a bit
the netherlands should get infested by moroccans
>>68996275
dunno mate
>>68995807
jog on wasteman
>>68996263
That's a pretty /fa/ coat tbf. Needs the arm lengths tailored tho
Post-ironically went to see the new Star Wars film yesterday.
>>68996285
Good lad
We all grow up one day
Leave the rorke lifestyle behind, it brings nothing but misery
>>68996300
Thanks for the heads up lad.
keep us posted
>>68996246
don't know how else to ask for a beer desu. you don't go 'heineken please' and let them decide the quantity do you
>>68996285
Rasheed
Christmas eve eve is the real Christmas eve desu.
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.
>>68996300
>>68996285
You mean you're turning into a chav.
>>68996313
It already is...
>>68996285
>grow up
>become less conservative
>most conservative people are literally seniors
>>68996299
Mad man
>>68996285
I've become less Rorkey recently as well
Think I'm becoming a radical centerist
why did male musicians in the 80s wear makeup?
>>68996299
lad
>>68996361
>poottenham
>>68996361
>primark
>>68996335
>>68996285
fuck off paki
>>68996285
one day you'll grow out of 'sheedism mate
>>68996395
tottenham court road isn't in tottenham you fat spastic
cokelad are you here? next line?
>>68996361
>pottyham
>>68996395
awful
can't be arsed to pack my stuff up
probably gonna leave it until like 20 minutes before i need to leave
>>68996409
*turns you around and points towards the lego you got for christmas*
*turns back towards the adults*
>>68996488
good plan
Towerhamlets is basically a Islamic enclave...
>>68996534
>>68996534
>>68996534
new
>>68996500
t. 19 yr old millennial who thinks he's 'adult' because he's learnt about Marx at uni
why do leafs still post here
PK's flow is fucking wavey
defo my fav mc of the new grime era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDoNakKtVfU
doing a cide'
>>68995792
If you want to live an urban hell hole just move to Africa or South America. You're retarded who thinks his life wouldn't be just as pathetic and meaningless in dystopia.
>>68996518
Eh I would say more a bangladeshi slum.
t. Used to live there but on the correct side of the DLR tracks