>Heard the Janny slam his car door,
>don't he realise, this is respectable /brit/
edition
>he doesn't type on Cherry MX Blacks
dear oh dear
Asuka.
i prefer my macbook keyboard to my £120 mechanical one
>>68992827
blacks are shit for typing
sixth
>>68992802
at home
i will be spending christmas with them but i'll be on /brit/ upstairs for the majority of the day
>>68992866
saddo
>>68992827
>mechanical fedora
enjoy the placebo effect
>he didn't go to an all-boys school
>he didn't go to a mixed 6th form
>he didn't have blazers at his school
>his uniform wasn't a shirt + school tie
no wonder so many of you in these threads are thick as pig shit, may as well been homeschooled
>mechanical keyboards
enjoy your carpal tunnel syndrome
>>68992881
so
you're on /brit/ too
How do you distribute your time on the internet? Literally just 80% aimlessly browsing 4chan these days, I'll occasionally check BBC news or even leddit then TPB for new films to download but aside from that I don't bother browsing other sites
what about you?
>>68992895
unironically getting pain in one of my hands which is probably either cts or rsi lol
friendly reminder that if you're not using a thinkpad, you are not only a nonce, but you are THE nonce
>>68992918
good goy.
>>68992931
>buying a laptop with a clit
>>68992889
>>he didn't have blazers at his school
>>his uniform wasn't a shirt + school tie
mate it would be weird if you DIDN'T go to a secondary school without wearing blazer + shirt + tie
>>68992898
wont be on xmas day or nye though, saddo
NOW You guys can safely start to share about bi-curious stories in your all boy high-school days
how do i deal with the loneliness lads
wish i had /brit/ friends but feel like even you don't like me
>>68992889
There must be a higher percentage of faggots in the UK due to these all-boys schools. I'd imagine a lot of boys don't have contact with females from outside of their family until after they finish school
>leaf starts using the banter trip gimmick
ruined it
animeme
>>68992931
I had an X201 for a while, but gave it to my brother and bought a Surface Pro 3
>>68992978
this is a regular occurrence in all boy schools
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
>>68992968
don't care
still shagged more birds than you ever will
i'll be back to my prime one day
just a bit mentally ill right now haha
>>68992978
Watch Man of Steel instead.
lads
A-am I in the r-radical centre?
Made it to Dublin
2hr delay because of the storm
Int jannys are the biggest fucking faggots
school and uni talk is the worst
>>68993000
heard about this from the 24 year old m8 when i was 15
>>68992978
if pop culture is right, they hold events for boys schools and girls schools together. like dances and stuff
how do you know you actually have bedbugs lads?
noticing random spots on various parts of my body the last few days but have literally looked up every inch of my bed/sheets/blankets etc and found no evidence of anything and I wash my sheets every few weeks
>a bit paranoid ever since hearing a radio interview about how bedbugs are going to bring about the apocalypse unless you do so
>>68993016
>lib dems
nah it just means you're a libtard wet lettuce and appeaser for mass immigration
banned from /vg/
>>68993000
during soggy biscuit does the last person at least get to finish their wank before eating the biscuit?
never played it personally seeing as i went to a mixed school but i heard it was played on the boys football team trip to holland
>>68993016
Whats your view on immigration
>>68993057
banned from /mu/
>>68992961
some runts ITT wore polo shirts and jumpers to school mate
can only imagine the absolute state of their ofsted reports
Made it to Libya
2hr delay because of the highjacking
>>68993014
Sorry m8 but I've actually already seen it. Thanks for reminding me though that I have seen a capeshit film since 2008
>>68992898
wont be on xmas day or nye though, saddo
>the term is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s.
more like ausgaylia
>>68992978
mate it's not as if the boys are the only ones you talk to outside of school
it's pure unfilters bants in the school gates, then at the weekends when you go to house parties where the girls are everyone's fingering like rabbits upstairs
it's fucking great
>>68993077
wore polo shirts and jumpers (year 11 got hoodies) and my school was rated outstanding
keep projecting rasheed it won't make your inner city comp any less shit
>>68993073
think we should only let high skilled people in, or low skilled workers if there is deemed to be a severe lack of locals in that particular sector
shall be making chicken wings and drinking pbr tonight
the second pint of the day
it's wacky
its fun
it's cu-raaazy
IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
>>68993064
not sure mate i went to a normal school
>>68993077
We were allowed to wear jumpers, but we still had to wear blazers and normal shirts
>>68993087
Then watch Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Beautiful film.
>>68993016
seen these so many times but going to do mine for the first time
stay tuned for results
Went to a fucking dogshit school.
All the chavs got sent there because their """schools""" were shut down.
>>68993129
degenerate
bop it
pull it
twist it
squeeze it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8&list=PLA696F489FAAAC5B6 Play dead.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6d-CQNJ-c
>the Berlin terrorist made it all the way to Italy thanks to the EU's freedom of movement
Pretty comical when you think about it
>>68993152
shall be waiting
>>68993116
Ah the good old fill up the non white areas with pakis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
banger
studying grime at london met, am i fucked lads
last jojo reference of the season lads
>when to a very white secondary school
>only 1 chink
>5 blacks
>1 paki (who was only here because he got excluded from all the other schools)
very nice
im a profesional dickfart
>>68993179
all the way across 1 border. impressive.
>>68993159
never had one of these because it always looked retarded
>>68993179
the same EU that finland is in?
>>68993179
it certainly got my noggin jogging
the so-called "'idewith"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Hl0vjSBrQ
>>68993205
Doing more than are Jezza Corbz did and he's done alright desu.
>>68993159
instruction manual for my bollocks
>>68993146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BL59uiAz8
You won't find a soundtrack of this caliber in marvelflicks.
>>68993159
>no spin it
>no flick it
>>68993209
>5 blacks
>""very white""
screeching
travelled from uni of east london to bolton met thanks to the eu's freedom of movement
>>68992889
>>68992978
>>68993000
>all boy school
>soggy biscuits
>secret orgy after final exam in dormitory
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaXxs0ZvDlc
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/812092687121842177
>>68993245
Had a titter.
not even going to be keeping count of units/decimals/measurements of alcohol over the christmas
blasting out the martial music for my north korean mandem
>>68993248
rorke
>>68993257
loool
>>68993235
>that picture
howling
is this the same program as the youtube clip
>>68993224
holy fuck kill yourself but this is bait so im ok
>>68993224
/radicalcentrist/ here
ama
>>68993285
aye
>>68993248
out of ~1500 students
>>68993216
>Poortherner Education
You have to go through France, Switzerland, or Austria to get from Germany to Italy
He was shot just outside a train station in Milan after getting a sleeper train from France
>these cla'hes have seen mare a life than you my man
Best posters of 2016:
>me
>lad who types his posts as if he's writing a novel
>ballbag posters
>schizophrenic kiwi
>bean
Worst posters:
>yanks
>why yes, i do subscribe to the world according to clarkson and religiously watch top gear (2002-2015) and the grand tour
>>68993296
hahahaha
there's no ambiguity to that picture, he's forcing those women's heads onto his dick, how is this a kids program
>>68993325
all me
>>68993299
not a single black in my school of similar population
how's life in london?
>tfw you finally have a shower for the first time in a week and you rub your fingers on your skin and chunks of dead skin come off
feels veeeeeery good man
>>68993336
His books are pretty funny tbqh
>>68993312
Not seen this dee dee jpeg before
Cheers bud
>>68993344
this was manchester
calm down you literal billionaire
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRbkAezmW78
>>68993325
>>lad who types his posts as if he's writing a novel
think this might be me
>>68993305
just a joke, faggot
wish the canadians would piss off
want to cave in their skull lads
got the biere d'or stacked up ready for christmas day
who getting /steaming/ here
>>68993000
>thought the army would be full of glory and honour
>mfw i just spent 4 year playing soggy biscuit in different countries with a bunch of plonkers
What does Miliband became ?
DONT LIKE BROWN PEOPLE
T B H
>>68993209
similar thing for my year
>1 Indian
>1 Iraqi
>1 Portuguese-looking mixed kid (me)
And it was about 200 kids to a year
*walks*
techno lads
not a fan of the sudden emergence of tripfags
>>68993325
>lad who types his posts as if he's writing a novel
Not fond of being in the same list as you.
Really makes me feel like I'm a terrible poster.
Going to re-think my posts in the new year.
>>68993407
back where you came from pls
>>68993432
portugal is our greatest ally
please do not bully
La La Land is a genuine masterpiece, lads
>>68993261
so sad!
>>68993394
He's shagging french girls like marion with his BEC
>>68993394
a living meme
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/19/ed-miliband-makes-cameo-man-blowing-nose-us-news-channel-flu/
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
>>68993394
transcended to the fourth astral plane
Bored of school discussion and the lads who are probably still there.
How about them chokers though?
>>68993361
It's an original my friend, feel free to save it, post with it and know that I love you and all of gods creatures.
learning about Gibbs Reflective Cycle (1988)
>>68992889
>mixed education
>Ever
PLEB
>>68993484
completely agree with you
chokers are indeed great
>>68993000
Really brings that rapper Limp Biscuit into perspective.
>>68993336
I watched an episode last week in The Netherlands and everyone in the crowd was some Arab male except for one white, blonde-haired lady.
>>68993487
Awww thanks pal
what if
he isnt walking toward me but the earth is rolling toward his side
chokers
someone i know told me him and his mates once watched porn together and all wanked and i still crack up every time i think of it
imagine being the first one to cum and you just have to sit there as all your mates furiously wank. Would it be impolite to go get a tissue to clean up?
Imagine being the last lad hahahahaha, feeling all the pressure as your mates wait around for you to cum so they can do something else
hmm
fun fact: 90% of all anime posted in /brit/ is by canadians
>tfw had to play soggy biscuit when I couldn't even cum yet so had to eat the biscuit
>>68993491
don't care because I'm not a 21 year old lib dem voting student dullard
why did trouser presses and teasmades die out lads?
>>68993432
shan't be doing that
>>68993552
>>68993224
Rasheed
Christians importing Christianity is imperialistic but Muslims importing Islam is enriching
>>68993549
I remember doing this desu
Used to watch sexcetra with my mates in year 7 at sleepovers
We also had a group wank on a overnight school trip
Very gay now I think about it
>>68993559
cared enough to respond. haha that means you care. cunt.
>>68993295
that's EXTREMELY Centrist
>>68993484
OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS THAT RAISE WOMEN'S ATTRACTIVENESS
1. Messy Buns
2. Chokers
3. Tight Jumpers
4. mom jeans
each one raises a woman's attractiveness by 1 point
>>68993563
>insecure paki thinks he's one of us and has to prove it
howling
>>68993511
Will be very sad to see them go out of fashion in the coming months and years 2bh.
>>68993591
no it isn't
missionaries are always doing shit abroad and no one bats an eyelid lad
>>68993605
>chokers
no
>>68993591
also how if you're under 25 today and Christian it's seen as a bit weird but a shitskin who is a muslim is by far the norm
>>68993613
I have an Anglo-Saxon first name and a Scottish last name
Checkmate, theist
>>68993631
there's literally nothing wrong with being gay mate it's okay x
>>68993209
>There were non-whites in his secondary school
>He didn't go to an entirely 100% white grammar school
LMAO
>>68993563
>man doesn't know that all UK driving licenses employ micro stenography
>posts a 3000x4000 image
doxxed
>>68993652
>grammar school
don't care
Yanks have entered the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>68993605
number 1 is always that she wears flats with no socks and has a nice bit of shoe-play
oh dear this discussion just bought back a bad memory
>>68993605
>Tight jumpers isn't number 1
It's like you're an actual, actual, ACTUAL bender.
>>68993613
>>68993625
the fuck...
>>68993651
>attracted to tumblr tier goffs rather than feminine girls
ah yes good taste my friend
excelsior to you sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wyGK6k6HE
Joe Rogan finally met his match. He must have spoken only 200 words in the entire 3 hours
>>68993605
Shall be doing my own list of this.
1.Chokers
2.Tights/high socks of some kind
3.Manageable mental illness
4.Lack of a father figure in their life
>all these people admitting to group wanks
SCREAMING
how did you not think "hang on, this is a bit fucking weird isn't it"
>>68993516
Why do you post an anime character ?
>>68993681
please delete this.
>>68993605
>mom
FOY
>>68993705
Because anime is blood, friend.
thread is currently appalling
>>68993563
What did you buy for £16.80?
>he didn't go to grammar/private school
oh my bloody life
absolutely roaring
you lads don't have 2 brain cells to rub together
how can you not pass the 11+ for fucks sake hahahahahaha
>>68993680
LMAO this poor little non-white has been triggered by my superior education.
>>68993703
mate we still do them now
>>68993703
don't think you realise it's weird until you're older desu
not like anyone teaches you that it's weird
>>68993649
t.Harold/Alfred MacDonald
>>68993696
they do tend to be the smartest girls tbf. Also all of the stuff I listed is feminine you mug, if you saw a bloke dressing how I described you'd think he was manly?
>>68993703
spotted the bender
The show Marco Polo is pretty against race mixing
>>68993732
medication hun x
>>68993152
>>68993181
hmmm as a working class lad not sure about this
tfw you see girl from behind with long blonde hair and a skinny waist but it she turns around and it's a 40-50 year old woman
They are people in the thread that had group wanks.
Bit gay 2bqh
>>68993735
alri grandad
>Be a feminist
>Support trans
So becoming a woman is as trivial as just taking some hormones? Why do they support this?
>>68993732
12 bean and cheese melts from greggs
>>68993555
how did it taste like lad?
>>68993702
Adding dark makeup/general alt-goth look to this list.
>>68993735
Doesn't always help
I go to a bottom 30 uni and know three people who went to grammar schools
if you didn't have a group masturbation session while you had just started to discover wanking then you had no friends
>>68993764
>1024x768
>>68993692
dunno what it is about messy buns mate they just get me, same with chokers
wouldn't say no to a fertile little lass in a tight turtleneck and well-worn jeans
chocolate brand power rankings
1. cadbury's
2. nestle
3. mars
------------------------POWER GAP-----------------------
4. hershey
>>68993810
>773x772
>>68993773
called a kronenbourg lad
do chokers actually choke girls or what
>>68993745
there are a lot of things no one explicitly teaches you are weird but you just infer
>>68993847
Depends on how tight they are.
tube chat?
>>68993838
nice try trying to ingratiate yourself but cadbury's is fucking disgusting yank shite too fuck off leaf
>>68993839
>509x385
theory: leafs try so hard not to be leafs that they've become parodies of themselves
>tfw you see your younger sister wearing a choker and she reminds you of a girl you shagged
cringe
>>68993847
no they just make their necks look narrow and delicate. They're about as tight as those little neck things the barber puts on you before he buzzes your hair
>>68993847
No I choke girls
Made a festive drawing lads
http://sketchtoy.com/67755796
>>68993806
you didnt have to explicitly mention it lad
Choker? I hardly know 'er.
>>68993893
I specifically avoid girls wearing chokers because of this
the current FwB/essentially gf asked if I like them and I told her to never wear one
Are chokers a new fad? never ever seen a girl wear one, literally wouldn't know about them if this site wasn't obsessed with them lmfao
why is the alt-right's default image to show europe a picture of a woman in a field
>>68993910
love it
can you do william ulsterman pretty please x
how come yanks can be trained and domesticated to become good /brit/ posters after time but leafs just never fucking learn?
>>68993910
ah yes now look at mine
http://sketchtoy.com/67755798
the first time i ever came was at a mate's sleepover whilst watching softcore on his tv
>>68993947
>new fad
they've been around for donkeys years mate
>>68993947
nah been around for ages
My delicate swinging chums should be ________.
Lots of spars in Dublin
>>68993954
We're wild northmen
The urge to burn and pillage the British countryside runs strong in the North as you know
>>68993954
we've never stopped recognizing the fatherland
ahh yes, my old facebook statuses
haha
>>68993995
except you did you hyphenated scum
even voting ballots have text both in English and in spic
>>68993954
american culture is to fake a personality in order to fit in somewhere
any 'sink man in
>>68993988
our Northerners don't ruin the British countryside
instead they ruin small children
>>68993988
don't ever try to group yourselves with us EVER again
t. northerner
>>68994028
liberal shitholes do not represent the entire country
>>68994014
how much jail time did you do for this post
>>68994028
yeah well yours are in bloody polish so you can't talk
>>68994046
>>68994053
Was referring to vikings twats.
>>68993764
those bookmarks are interesting to say the very least
>>68994045
what
>>68994086
>Canadians think they're descendants of Vikings
HOWLING
>>68993967
>>68993977
interesting, what sort of girls wear them and in what context?
>all this racist chat
this is why white people have to go
>>68994056
yeah it's not like they are in charge of your colonies
>>68994072
I'm not Polish you cunt just visiting my family here
>>68994112
worn on nights out by fairly decent looking girls from my observations
>>68994086
What's the relation with canada then?
business idea:
>roll a spliff
>walk to the shop to buy more alcohol
>smoke spliff on the way back
>>68994109
we wuz vikings n shiet
>>68994112
cute girls
usually on nights out but probably sometimes just generally
business idea : get some bland dog collars and sell them as cutting edge fashonista female chokers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwsV2JvWSIw
>>68994143
I'm Danish.
>>68994112
Girls trying to say that they want daddy to choke them.
>>68994123
>my family here
Sounds like you are Polish to me mate
>>68994151
good idea
>>68994123
>not Polish
>my family here
ummmm you seem a bit confused sweetie x
>>68994112
the girls who wear them during the day are best girls
>>68994086
People from Yorkshire are Viking descendants
>>68994179
yeah I'm so fucking Polish I was born in Chichester
Graduated with a degree in Trans Studies this summer
>>68994112
Only whores wear them.
what do you when and ipad says it needs activation but the activation server is down
>>68994228
You return it to it's rightful owner, Jamal.
>>68994210
i'll hire you as a consultant in my multi-million dollar firm. How does... £300k starting sound?
>>68994228
book an appointment with an genius™
>>68994208
you're not english though
the ironic thing is i bet you think pakis born here aren't british yet you class yourself as it because you're ''''''''''''''white''''''''''''''''
fuck off and stay there, we voted brexit
>>68994175
do you have o in your name
feeling deathly ill
cleaned the bog so i can have a posh barf in it later
>>68994114
Or maybe non-whites fuck off back where they came from and leave white people alone, then white people will have no reason to be racist.
>>68994175
Shut up and do more Forbrydelsen then.
>apple "geniuses"
>they're not actually geniuses because they work in retail
really makes you think
>>68994228
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+do+you+when+and+ipad+says+it+needs+activation+but+the+activation+server+is+down
>>68994258
Is that all?
>ywn be a cute girl trying on chokers with your girls getting slightly moist when they clasp your neck
Business idea: breast posting rather than ballbag posting
nigger!
>>68994210
my uncle is also trains man
stay strong trains is hard job
>>68994197
You think there's any that can claim pure Viking blood? Doubt it.
>>68994292
>>68994252
bit racist
>>68994261
no apple stores in kernow afaik
>>68994292
What an utterly abhorrent post. Ballbag posting is as British as Tea and Fish and Chips.
Remove yourself from the thread and never return.
>>68994292
that would imply there are girls here
of which there are not
>>68994265
>cant post danish o
wtf 4chan is so racist
o
>>68994262
well I voted stay because I consider myself above the likes of you lot
my grandparents had to earn their place in the uk meanwhile yoursve just managed to be born
Please refer to me as They
>>68994273
Post French rap and I'll consider it.
>>68994314
Ah yes, Cornwall
>tfw 5'7 and built like a cornish astronomer
>>68994329
How is they doing?
>>68994308
Most of the East and North actually, the West Riding is more mixed with English
>>68994314
>no apple stores in kernow afaik
gets the neurons firing
Don't understand why people spend hundreds of pounds on Christmas presents for kids
dave is actually nice yano
>>68994265
No but I have a patronymic surname ending in "sen".
>>68994357
who? Me?
>ballbag
>not bawsack
scots words are literally better
>>68994324
haha
well if you consider yourself british, do you consider niggers and pakis born here to be british?
>>68994336
>>68994362
not sure what u mean
>>68994375
yes
Ummm still.
>>68994404
I'm ok
good fucking god the independent really is cancerous clickbait shite. Do any normal people actually read it?
>I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBr3mCWV_tc
Me on the organ
>>68994386
i believe apple were referring to the fact that there is no point in them having a store in kernow because it wouldn't be worth it
which probably implies kernow is a bit povvo
literally don't understand hatred for continentals. I mean open borders and free trade isn't the best for the working class of this country and therefore shouldn't exist, but that's an economic thing. The PEOPLE who live on the continent are generally wholesome and good natured. Don't understand how you can hate Polish people, they're very moral
the only girl I know who wears chokers is a goth girl
Business idea: chokers for men.
>>68994430
>a bit
Need my sandbag skin sacks felt up lads
>>68994039
correct
>>68994379
they were always considered british subjects and its only natural that they flock to the uk after their democracies failed miserably
we owe them right
Dublin is quite nice
>>68994430
bit harsh loads of people have apple stuff down here
plus there's one in pl*mouth which is on the border
>>68994423
Have made this exact post a few times.
I don't remember it being anything other than a centrist viewspaper when it was in print.
>>68994427
Can play the national anthem on the flute, trumpet, bagpipes and guitar
come at me JF
>>68994361
I think that's highly unlikely desu. You're talking literally thousands and thousands of ancestors being from only one area. And given the mass internal migration it's probably close to zero.
>>68994443
terrible idea
*rolls up my copy of the Financial Times*
*whacks you thrice on the head*
that should teach you
>>68994423
half my facebook friends list seems to
always get their shitty breaking news about how something might stop article 50 but it won't because it's incredibly minor coming up in my feed
>>68994335
>rap
Disgusting. Here's the only kind I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaAHMztNVE
Lorde is really good
If gender is a social construct why do trannies dress in such stereotypical male/female
>>68994507
because trannies are sexist
>>68994500
Stupeflip is nice, they're making a new album aren't they?
>>68994505
>>68994492
That fucking hurt you Tory nonce.
You'll be hearing from Buzzfeed in due course.
>>68994366
Culturally conditioned ritual
They do it because everyone else does
>>68994505
innit
>>68994507
Trannies are rorkes
new gimmick : start to refer me as we
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U
Kinda weird but does anyone recognise this girl with Louis Theroux?
Is she on telly or something? Feel like I've seen her before but no clue where
>>68994568
quite nice not being upside down
hbu
>>68994542
Coming out March 2017.
>>68993773
once saw this really milfy looking chick with long dark hair from behind wearing tight jeans and one of those boyish shirts...turned around and it was a 12 year old boy
>>68994505
Nah mate
>>68994544
ya ya ya ya
>>68994552
they don't look alike. comparing an overcontrasted picture of her doing the same pose doesn't change that
>>68994585
Just flowing with the fo
>>68994574
Looks like Jessica
>>68994481
Actually studies show relatively little internal migration with most British haplogroups being contained in their old borders of kingdoms like Jorvik
New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.
>>68994574
yeah mate, had her all over me behind the portaloos at parklife
>>68994533
nail on the head
>>68994629
Actually you're talking bollocks.
I bet you're one of those types that claims he can trace his ancestry back 1500 years too.