/brit/

/balt/

>>68990693
is this the guy from original Dredd?

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>>68990693
no

Got called an illiterate troglodyte last night

Bit hurt over it

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hockey is on tonight buds

still using butter that says it went off in october

seems fine and i haven't died yet so idk what the problem is

>>68990844
Look at those losers.

>>68990895
use by dates are just legal waivers

>>68990693
>stop doing drugs


ummmmmmmmmmm why

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

>When I wake up I just wanna stay in bed
>Don't wanna face the world, mad thoughts in my head
>I wonder if I'd be better of dead
>But I keep it bottled up these things are never said
>So i write lyrics just to get shit off my chest
>aint got no true friends most of them i just detest
>Use to have a couple but its getting less and less
>And i try and carry on but my life is just a mess
>Instead of complaining I should try and sort it out
>Dont think I can do it, can someone help me out?
>Then i remember got no-one but myself
>This shit right heres fucking with my mental health
>Still keep hope that life will get better
>Thought I loved a girl but she was just a heather
>Swear down i'm at the end of my teather
>Everyday I get rained on and i aint talking weather

>>68990736
DELETE THIS

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>>68990767
jesus fucking christ mate

>>68990834
Singing these to the choon of 500 Miles. Fits exceedingly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI

Post more.

cannot wait to wank when the 'ily goes out

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>>68990909
>>68990774

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>steam kiddos went off

GOOD
RIDDANCE

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My old school.

Notice anything?

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Look at this photo of New York, wish I lived in a big American metropolis

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Asuka.

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>>68990953
Whoops wrong picture, that one's not so shocking

Try this one

noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.

Why is it that arguments always fucking breakout near christmas?
Can't have a few days of peace without someone's nose getting dirty.

>>68990953
I went to primary school with various people from various walks of life and it was never an issue

stop being a scared racist you fucking autistic leaf

>>68990990
Fucking hell mate

>>68990834
marshall?

>>68990953
yes
theres a mushroom there

>>68990990
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


o_o

>>68990903
https://soundcloud.com/chevy-jordanthompson/never-let-go-of-your-youthful-imagination
wrote it to this beat haha

>>68990940
there's this bit at the bottom but i never finished it

So i Smoke on this spliff cuz it helps with the pain
Wondering if ill ever get back to my old self again
Tryna keep it together but im going insane
Wont ever understand the inner workings of my brain
Done my share of bad things so i guess that this is karma
If i knew that life was like this then I woulda worn the armour

>>68990990
>separating men and women

ah yes - surely we can all learn from this rich and valuable culture

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>>68990953
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.

>>68991036
Lad, you clearly wrote this song to 500 Miles, don't lie to us.

Steam is up but my willy is down

>>68990963
useless cunt

>>68991046
heh

>>68991067
Very rude.

This thread is a safe space from bullying.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11943122

http://www.strawpoll.me/11943122

http://www.strawpoll.me/11943122

might write some more lyrics tonight haha

>>68991000
>scared racist

Actually, my main concern is that they're enclaving into an islamic Quran-based school which has plans to expand to K12. That would mean that a kid born and raised in Canada will have had no interaction with another non-islamic member of his/her society until she reaches ADULTHOOD. Is that a great recipe for a healthy, tolerant, peaceful society where people of whatever race get along as a common community? Or is that a recipe for developing our own Molenbeek and creating a giant divide between ethic/religious groups which only promotes disunity, anger, and violence both ways. I'm fine with muslim people per se, and have some good muslim friends, but I don't want to live in a fractured Canada.

And look at how gender progressive they are in the second picture, sending all the girls to the back, separate from the men.

>>68991023
How did you know?

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>spent $30 in steam sale already
what about you anon?

>>68991117
Read a bloody book you runt

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>>68991117

>>68991134
£0 because I'm not a fucking sad case like you

>So i Smoke on this spliff cuz it helps with the pain

absolute gayboy

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Not spending Christmas with family for the first time

Have to be honest, this just being a long weekend that I can spend drunk on my couch is alright

>reading books

Literally no need anymore, they just had to do that in the past when there wasn't Xbox ones and Netflix

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>>68991180
what do you mean?

man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIYjGNq9zO8

>>68991000
>it was never an issue

lel, I went to a selective school in london and even that was divided heavily along ethnic lines. very few blacks though, quite surprising that

>>68991188
t. alcoholic

>>68991134
turbogoy

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>>68991096
>safe space from bullying
unbelievable

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that first gulp of the day

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>oneitis calls me and talks about her relationship problems
>is going out with a guy but still has feelings for her ex
>went over to his to lend him some money and ended up staying the night in bed with him
>she asks me "is it wrong to love two people at once?"
>reply "no ... it's wrong to love someone who will never love you back"
>she doesn't even acknowledge what I meant
>talk to her a little longer
>she has to go because she's going to her new boyfriend's place for christmas
>spent £160 on a personalised gift package for her (more than I spent on everyone else combined)
>won't get to see her open it

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>steam ""sale""

Anybody do graff?

>>68991204
>East Croydon

Is life in Croydon as depressing as Peep Show makes it seem?

>>68991220
Pint glass mentioned

What are you doing for Christmas?

>>68991235
I don't know what it is

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw

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post em
reminder: if you aren't in the top 10%, you're a normie

>>68991232
Civ 5 is better 2bh

>>68991232
>expecting triple a titles to give more than 30% discount
there are plenty that are 80%+, nice cherry picking m8

>>68991223
Literal beta orbiter.

She knows you're orbiting her lad.

>>68991223
not a word

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Hello,

This is Akari Oozora, she is my wife. Do you like her?

Thanks

>>68991258
sitting around doing nothing for 3 days because of a cunting tuesday bank holiday

>>68991271
I used to be into speed-typing, my highest score on that site was 141WPM. Haven't typed competitively in a while but I'd probably still get 110-125.

business idea: promote peace, love, tolerance, understanding and unity by importing millions of people from ultra-violent, ultra-intolerant, ultra-conservative, ultra-religious and quasi-fascist countries.

>>68991000
I went to a majority white school and the pakis still stuck together

>>68991271
>you're a normie

you say that like it's a bad thing

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>>68991223

>>68991258
going down the road to have a christmas dinner with the stepdad's relatives
and I'm going to sit there and make small talk and drink alcohol

>>68991223
Fucking hell mate sort yourself out

what are some good ps4 games i can buy my brother for christmas


i dont know shit about vidya 2bh, was thinking of getting him battlefield 1

>>68991307
Looks like a slag I did up the arse last week.

Think your wife is a cocksleeve mate.

>>68991271
100WPM, top 3%

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>best prose in english literature
>written by a non-native english speaker

really makes you think

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>>68991271

>>68991223
not even sure if licksicki is this much of a sadcase

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>>68991271
Only use my two middle fingers to type because I'm weird

>>68991223
a fool and his money are soon parted

mad how a few mg/ug of a substance can completely alter your state of mind

>>68991326
better business idea: promote mass-apathy

>>68991307
no sorry

>>68991223
this is bait

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Civ2 is the best

>>68991370
fifa 17

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

Might watch Home Alone, I fancy watching a shitty film

>>68991271
is this meant to be done on a keyboard or a mobile? I can't beleive some people are so fucking slow

>>68991370
bloodborne
do not buy battlefield 1

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>>68991437

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>>68991271
too many mistakes
>tfw bad

>>68991370
Witcher 3

also this
>>68991458

>>68991379
fucking shite first year english lit material

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well that went down fast

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>>68991271

>tfw you will never be top 1%

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>tfw every single girl is going to get a choker for Christmas

“Anyone with the heretical gall to ask an ironist what he actually stands for ends up looking like a hysteric or a prig. And herein lies the oppressiveness of institutionalized irony, the too-successful rebel: the ability to interdict the question without attending to its content is tyranny. It is the new junta, using the very tool that exposed its enemy to insulate itself.”

>>68991506
Best crack another, brother

>>68990693
Stop proscribing drugs based on morals.

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>>68991506
nice keyboard... not

>>68991271
It literally used to tell you your exact ranking and how many people took the test. Why did they get rid of that?

Why do these things get unnecessarily worse over time? It's like how you used to be able to see the most viewed videos on youtube, or the sources for where videos were most linked from. All those features are gone now

why do things have to get worse over time?

friday night?

>>68991523
i am VERY happy about this development

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anyone know what the leftmost symbol means?

enjoy xmas while it lasts lads. wont exist in this country soon enough.

>>68991559
he just wanted to show his keyboard off i think

>>68991577
not a mummy yet but you can make me one if you want ;)

>>68991523
>""""""choker"""""" that is just a ribbon tied loosely in a single knot

Pass.

i've spent the entire last 6 days playing minecraft and listening to music all day. haven't even showered or left the house.

>>68991559
rude!

>>68991591
the pint glass was clearly the focus of the image

>>68991580
you're being spied on

>>68991591
stop namefagging you dumb white cuck
>b-but i'm le japanese!1!
fuck off

>>68991600
>tfw you'll never take someone's brain out through their nose then wrap them in linens and embalm them

>>68991605
>playing the virgin game

>>68991580
gps

>>68991577
who is this pierre?

>>68991618
FOY

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just bought a 30 year old keyboard lads

look how cool i am

>tfw she takes all her clothes off but her choker

World War III is a guerrilla information war with no division between military and civilian participation.

>>68991370

>MGSV
>Bloodborne
>Dark Souls 3
>Witcher 3
>Uncharted Collection + Uncharted 4

Do NOT get
>Destiny
>Titanfall
>COD
>Fallout 4
>DOOM

>>68991630
haven't played it in 3 years desu
i just wanted a game i could play without thinking

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*does the opposition walk*

>>68991580
your nipple is currently speaking

>>68991664
model m? I've got one. buckling springs are the best

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>>68991665
>Taking off her thigh highs

>>68991577
sorry lad
hope your father was there

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>>68991665
Truly glorious.

>>68991703
banter

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>>68991665

>>68991674
*buys fallout 4 and doom*
ha, that showed him

Holiday too long
>end up getting bored and depressed and horribly dreading going back to work
>uses up a chunk of your annual leave

Holiday too short
>not long enough to feel like a holiday
>come back to work feeling like you've just had an extended weekend

what's the optimum length of a holiday lads?

>>68991710
banter

>>68991738
i'm respectfully nodding at you irl
just so you know

>Chokers

meme accessories

shan't be conversing with any women who wear them

Who /magnetfordaddyissues/ here?

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WayHeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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*walks towards you*
why no, I haven't had sexual intercourse with another human being - however did you know?

what do muslims do during christmas?

imagine they just sit there fuming about it like they seem to do about everything the rest of the year

>dat amazon ad

they shoot pictures dont they top 1000 is utter wank
fucking yankaboos i swear

I've got a bone on lads

What should I do about it?

my dad does the virgin walk

>>68991755
*respectfuly nods back at you irl*

>>68991787
they buy knee braces for local vicars mate

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>>68991808
Wank it

>>68991784
Amsterdam's not great tbqh lad. There's fuck all to do. Especially in wiinter.

>>68991787
Jews hate Christmas more than muslims do.

>>68991506
Pint glass mentioned

>>68991736
10 nights if it's a sexy holiday with the mrs, 7 if it's with the lads

>>68991834
janny won't like this

>>68991834
enjoy your ban you fucking moron

>>68991832
Going to need some lewd Cirno for that.

>>68991650
Wish I knew.
Found her here >>>/s/17186271

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>>68991834
DELT

>>68991253
>>68991846
yes

>>68991872
phwoar

what "le tart"

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>had a migraine for three days last week
>got a cut on my eyeball this week
>getting sick now

m-merry christmas i guess

need a bf

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>>68991870

>>68991577
>mommy

Fuck off yank

>leaf still pedalling his shit pint glass gimmick

>the paki girl at work who pulled a sickie for christmas jumper day
haha

*sings a sea shanty*

>>68991839
2nd time going this year. I'm just there for the weed and sex with the gf.
Better than having sneaky joints out the back followed by extremely quiet sex.

>>68991916
Me in her mouth.

>>68991834
Does SDT still get updates? Last time I played it was like 2012 or some shit.

>>68991920
most tragic display I've ever seen in this general

>>68991909
>got a cut on my eyeball

Explain

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>In addition to heeding this warning, please review the rules and FAQ.

>>68991917
It's a yank world.

doing a poo in Portugal

>>68991920
god I hate leafs so fucking much

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>>68991916
>Touhou
have you learned NOTHING? must I BEAT some sense into you?

CHRISTMAS JUMPERS ARE SO FUNNY AND RANDOM! HAHAHA

>>68991839
>Jews hate Christmas more than muslims do.
them fuckers get 7 days of presents. they love it more than real humans do

>>68991931
Suppose that's true. Merry Christmas then lad

>>68991957
What did you do

>>68991972
Greater London

dont want to spend the weekend with my family
after a few hours im going to feel bad

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The apparent so called supposed somewhat potential gf.

>>68991972
ooer scrooge
*laughs with your colleagues and the qt you've had your eye on for a while clings onto my arm rubbing the inside of my bicep as she bites her lip*

>>68991909
>got a cut on my eyeball this week

Go to the doctor mate.

>poked myself in the eye with a mini usb cable
>really fucking hurt, couldn't open my eye the rest of the day
>took ages until it stopped hurting
>now if I rub my left eye it feels like there's a piece of grit in it and it really fucking hurts
>optician put dye in my eye and had a look and said she couldn't see anything

>>68991956
i'm not sure what caused it, but my best theory is that a small piece of hair got stuck in my eye while i was sleeping and fucked it all up. had to see a doctor and everything. they gave me antibiotic eyedrops

>>68991981
Likewise, lad

>>68991957
I got a warning for hatposting earlier

>>68992005
spending from tomorrow unti nye with mine
not sure if i'm gonna be able to take this

>>68991982
forgot to check desu, don't remember doing anything to annoy HIM recently though

>tfw they used to sleep on the beach

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>>68991966
pls beat me Varg senpai

>tfw to embarrassed to post willy on /brit/

post faster

>>68992015
Eyelashes will not cut your fucking eyeball

We cut them up in biology and it took fucking scalpels to break that outer layer

I know it'll cost you $143,927.31, but go to a doctor, something ain't right

>>68992069
pics

>>68992085
where did you get eyeballs from :/

>>68992067
love cirno desu

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things were simpler before the millennium lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

>>68992027
a whole week is going to be rough
I'm only with them for the weekend because my sister and her husband popped up from britain to come here
gonna spend NYE with the gang

>>68992069
just do it

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>tfw no daddy issues gf

I don't ask for much in life.

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>>68992069
Trace it mate

>>68992110
stop posting this video please

>>68992111
ye i'm off nye with the so-called "crew and gang"

>>68992107
eye sockets

>>68992069
used to post mine loads but haven't for ages
everyone bullied me for having a jungle of pubes

>>68992015
>hey we have this highly vulnerable but essential body part that can be cut by hair, what should we do with it
>erm how about we surround it with hair
>ah yes good idea

do you think this is how evolution works you stupid fucking cunt? an eyelash cannot cut an eyeball

jesus christ

>>68992085
it wasn't an eyelash. it was from a haircut

>>68992128
yeah but the eye sockets had to be on someone so that sounds pretty illegal to me

>>68992124
the two group whom i only socialise with

Christmas break idea: put Liverpool in League 2 on FIFA career mode, sell every good player, replace them with kids, work my way up to winning the Champions League by New Years.

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>>68992120
o-ok lads here's a traced picture of my willy+legs

>>68992165
won't take still photos for the 'gram with anyone else really

>>68992149
if it were an eyelash i would have fucking specified

>>68992165
you don't have mates
or a job
you spend your life on the chon stop lieing

>go to America
>get haircut
>slice eyeball
>get in a lifetime of debt to repay hospital

>>68992181
jesus christ it looks greasy
absolute STATE of yanks

>>68992107
Cows or pigs I imagine. My biology teacher slept in the queue for Take That comeback tour tickets and was eventually in a lesbian marriage with one of the PE teachers, but as far as I know she wasn't enough of a deviant to harvest eyes from humans for our lessons

Watching a capeshit film for the first time since I went to see the Dark Knight in the cinema years ago. Not a fan of capeshit at all but I'm giving Captain America: Civil war a go

>>68992181
>not circumcised
never try to tell a lie to uncle yank

>>68992237
my school was next to a hospital so we used to get brains, eyeballs and skulls all the time

used to draw them in art, dissect them etc

was bretty cool

>>68992234
delete this post mate

>>68992274
jay-from-inbetweeners.jpg

your willy? don't rate it

>>68992284
shan't

might get the train to newcastle tomorrow just for the sake of it

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>>68992243
Wrong one. Watch Man of Steel and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. True works of art.

that was so fast
does janny monitor this thread?

/gf2016/ has ended in fucking disaster after several near successes.

>>68992274
yes im sure this happened

>>68992237
Was she fit?

Nicked a pint glass from the pub lads

>>68992185
Looks a bit heavy that.

>>68992243
Winter Soldier is better.

>>68992159
I wouldn't worry too much; being murdered and having your organs harvested is really only something that happens to the most eastern european of people
>>68992181
The mysterious orange speck gets me every time

nicked like 4 shot trays from revs in my time

morning lads

>>68992333
She was fit by teacher standards. Like when you "jokingly" listed the teachers in the order you'd shag them she was always Top 3 and often 1st

>>68992243
TDK and Spiderman are literally the only two good capeshit films to have ever been made, I never really understand the hype with Spiderman 2 myself and 3 actually wasn't that bad

>>68992312
Need a second opinion here, should I watch Batman v Superman instead of Captain America: Civil war?

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puuuuu

wonk

you are not mandem
you are not gang

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>>68992294
>>68992323
air ambulance used to land in our field so suck ya mum

just wanked it to this thread lads >>7165520

>he unironically watches movies made after 1992

the pleb radar is going beserk

Women are whores

>>68992399
>high school
foy

>>68992408
Dead

imagine actually unironically being born after 1994

Think I might be a soft-bisexual, lads. Sometimes when I see a overtly femmy-guy I think I could probably fuck them if I was drunk and horny

>>68992174
>sell every good player

so you won't be selling anyone?

107 WPM. Reckon I could do 120 on a good run, but genuinely don't see how these nerds could do 150 or more

>>68992393
no it's a meme

>>68992399
means nothing. you didnt receive human body parts so you could draw them in art lessons. end of.

>>68992408
necrophiliac

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hope my dad fucking murders me over the christmas period

he's fully in his rights to do so

>>68992447
fun fact: sexuality is a meme and there's actually nothing stopping you from shagging men

>>68992455
i max out at 120wpm and my hands are going as fast as they can, haven't improved from that in years

>>68992399
Southend High School for Boys

>>68992393
Watch Man of Steel, it's the first and much better than marvelflicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ds9HPjw0fU

>>68992458
lmao we literally did

we dissected human and animal eyes in biology, we had preserved human brains in our biology rooms and we had human skulls in our art room along with bones like femurs and shit

>>68992469
what did you do

>>68992469
What'd you do lad

Princess Kokochin lads

>>68992474
fun fact: beastiality is a meme and there's actually nothing stopping you from shagging sheep

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>>68992453
haha yeah top bance m8

>>68992399
>high school for boys

howling

absolute runt

dissected your mum's fanny with my willy in biology class once

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>>68992490
you got me :^)

>>68992524
well there's this thing called "the law"

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Did I do good?

do people actually call it high school over there? I thought the majority of you say secondary

UN Security Council passes resolution demanding an end to Israeli settlements on occupied Palestinian territory

me https://youtu.be/TxIFg4vH6Os

>>68992529

what's abnormal about it

>>68992490
that was quick, how'd you do that

>>68992557
it is secondary
anyone who says otherwise is a certified yank

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>>68992553
what course la? i'm pretty surprised by mine

>>68992557
Only Scots

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>>68992457
You're a meme. Man of Steel and BvS are modern classics that will be remembered for decades.

>>68992542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fJIdMG-2WQ

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>>68992561
ah yes because the UN is the governing body of the world

>>68992569
there's a few southend lads that post here

spoken to lads who used to get my bus on here before

>Southend

Literal runt centre of the country.

>>68992507
>>68992516
nothing specific really. more just an 'absolute state of my son' reasons

literally spray painted FOY on the sign of a "high school" near me

>>68992602
alri schlomo

doing a post

>>68992567
>high school

and

>for boys

>>68992567
the daily games of soggy biscuit

>>68992643
>he didn't go to an all boys school

dire state of your "education"

>>68992616
creasing

Favourite terms for your ballbag?

>>68992616
are you in the north?

They don't need punishment

they need

GUNISHMENT

>>68992643
thought you people love segregating genders

My secondary school was a high school

and our uniform was jumpers

not fucking shitty blazers

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asdf

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got a new keyboard so I'm a bit rusty haha

who will be spending christmas day and NYE on /brit/ haha

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>>68992553
>Asian Studies

>>68992688
is it mechanical

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https://youtu.be/LJnJX10PUX0

really gets the ol' noodle soup boiling

ngl had to give up watching Captain America: Civil War, couldn't make it past 9 minutes. The stupid battle moves and costumes make it unwatchable. Cannot for the life of me fathom how people can like capeshit films, at least these newer ones.
>tfw Marvel will never go bankrupt because Amerimanchildren enjoy these flicks

>>68992595
Business Management with Mandarin

what about you?

>>68992681
nice try

>>68992695
why?

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how did they get away with it??

>>68992321
he does lol

>>68992678
>My secondary school was a high school
where in the country are you from
isn't this a manchester thing

>>68992703
yes

>>68992736
hope your switches are of the brown variety

>>68992678
my school had jumpers when I was in year 7 and 8 and then introduced blazers when I was in year 9

the polo shirts+jumpers were much comfier desu

>>68992678
>jumpers

ah yes, primary school

hmm

>>68992721
wondering who's a saddo like me
problem cunt?