the gf edition
/balt/
/benis/
My future gf
the gf
Convince me that the Holocaust never happened.
the gf
the gf
stop posting shit
>>68987779
jews
>>68987779
It didn't happened. Have you ever SEEN a Holocaust? I didn't think so.
t. professional knower
>>68987755
linda, si es hembra
>>68987917
wow, delet this
>>68987959
No
Will I get alot of Canadian pussy with this hairstyle?
>>68987983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUbHZzHF18
>>68987994
>>68987994
Absolutely
>>68988100
I said Canadian, not shit.
>>68987983
Shitty version
>>68988091
What are you doing for Christmas, Espoo?
>>68988139
You win this round, Canada.
>>68988142
Going to my family tomorrow. How about you, Arkansas?
>>68988207
I guess I'm just spending this one in my apartment
>>68988300
>not going to visit family
Is there a reason for staying alone?
>>68987657
slag
>>68988313
My parents are on vacation
>>68988293
is she autistic
>>68987994
top wew
>>68988350
Oh, snap! Suggest you go to a bar or something to meet other lonely souls.
>>68988390
Not while I'm sick
What do Mongols usually eat for Christmas dinner?
>>68988455
Turkey is becoming more and more common but the traditionals are always on the menu.
>>68988545
Is that fish?
>>68988344
get out
>>68988599
Smoked salmon
>>68988614
Oh, nice
>"Why yes! I do use extraflags for /int/ good sir!"
>>"Why yes! I do use extraflags for /int/ good sir!"
>>68988743
No one seriously takes pictures like this right
>>68988987
>>68988937
really though
>>68988743
>>68988846
>>68988937
>>68988987
Adopt a trip so I can block you already.
>>68987657
I hope she has a penis.
>Adopt a trip so I can block you already.
>>68989176
she does
what are you doing productive today /camus/?
>>68989199
You're mom
>>68989199
I just got back home from work. 12 hour sift.
>>68989199
Nothing, I got the day off
America: knock knock
World: who's there?
America: world
World: world who?
America: precisely
God bless America.
THE NEW JOJO EPISODE IS GREAT
www facebook com/lilpoli/videos/1235925036442896/
i wish this was my dog
>>68989366
God Bless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnar3VNyjSk
I am become comfy
>>68987932
even better is she has a benis
holy fuck it's busy out there. Literally lost my gf in a crowd
>>68989255
real cute anon. not even sure if my mom is still living or not. stay classy.
>>68989284
good for you, sounds like you're moving in the right direction through life.
>>68989315
sounds nice
>>68989372
SHUT UP DON'T SPOIL ME THE FRENCH SUB DIDN'T CAME OUT
>>68989572
you didn't lose her, she left you
>>68989623
nah man, she just couldn't find me because I'm a manlet and impossible to spot in a crowd. bretty embarrassing but it's okay.
Should I shitpost, play Civ 5, or take a nap?
>>68989606
No need to get your panties in a twist lad
>being too slow to notice new threads
>>68987253
For comparison (in case you're curious)
$10 American ($13.50 CAD) will buy you
6 2L bottles of Coca Cola
One Little Caesar's Hot N Ready, a Coke, and a burger from the value menu at McDonalds
Roughly 4kg of Roma or 3.5kg of Beefsteak tomatoes
Probably not even a handie from a crackwhore
About 13L of gas.
the gf, how do you like her guys :3
>>68989612
You haven't read the manga? Typical Frenchie.
But yeah it delivered on basically everything aside from subbing "I had a boner" as "I had an erection" but that's just our shitty subbers and not an actual fault with the episode.
Can't wait for Vento Aureo
>>68989996
You like her?
What's better?
Doggo or pupper?
>yankees and leafs will never EVER experience Buc-ee's
do you like money?
>>68990240
I like fake tits more t.bh
>>68990219
Would you suck her cock aswell? Very important to know
the so called gf in all actuality
>>68990528
Is that you? U look pretty
Be my gf naow!
I hate homosexuals.
>the one time a year i get a few days off
>have to spend half of it traveling and sleeping on my parents couch
REEEEEEEEEEE
>doing a Thieves Guild sidequest in Oblivion
>get another side quest about a ghost on an island
>go to the island
>end up doing the entire Shivering Isles expansion
no state can compare to South Dakota's sea reef
who /2nd language or learning/ here?
Most based US state?
Most meme US state?
Most comfy US state?
>>68991050
>based
new hampshire
>meme
florida
>comfy
alaska
>>68991050
Indiana
Ohio
Nebraska
>>68991107
Why is Ohio a meme?
>>68991145
Japanese greeting
>>68989612
KIRA DIES BY AN AMBULANCE
>>68991050
Poland
Florida
Montana
>>68991206
Oh, right.
>moving to Ohio
holy SHIT are we now living in the command and conquer generals timeline???
>US power wanes but still has a tech edge
>China expanding
>Islam becoming the world's largest religion in a few decades
w-where are we going with this??
>>68991228
>poland
what
>>68987657
>tfw taquitos for breakfast
Yo man there's a lot of brothers out there
Flaking and perpetrating but scared to kick reality
>>68991228
Hey fug off
>>68991319
>implying Poland isn't a US state
>steam goes back up
>4chan slows down
makes me think
>>68991341
do you have tacos de canasta in the US?
>>68991372
We ain't
Bought Battlefield 1 yesterday. It's pretty good.
*pukes into your butthole*
the gf lads
wahey
68991509
hid this post
anybody else here hate christmas?
>>68991556
Just you Rashjeet.
how do you get good at civ 5
>>68991556
indifferent at this point (not celebrating, normals have the week off)
>>68991590
Why are you calling me rashjeet
please contribute to my thread lads
>>68990952
Maybe being dry wasn't so bad after all
>>68991556
I yust go nuts at Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7coicdXWg
>>68991608
>Normies have the week off
More like just two extra days off
i took this picture in cancun
Tho I'm quite new and you I should be eradicated but what benis mean?
>>68987994
sadly the answer id probably yes
>>68991702
Benis:DDDDD
>>68991702
What does it sound like it means?
Goedenavond.
>>68991669
B E A N E D
>>68991723
Oh shit
Are you supposed say it like be-nuss and not beh-nuss?
>>68991669
Me on the left
>>68991723
Sounds like penis
J U S T
U S
S U
T S U J
>>68991838
>200 million whites
most in the world out of any country desu
Who is this russian name canadian and WHY does he not like traps?
>>68991838
>()
how do i find a latina that's not batshit crazy?
>>68991838
ebin
>>68991910
But American whites look very ugly compared with European whites, Americans look like white Jews.
>>68991910
>americans actually believe this
>>68992024
>>68991988
VERLASST DEUTSCHE WEIHNACHTSMÄRKTE!!!!
GEHT AUF EURE EIGENEN!!
rate
>>68991409
No, we generally prefer not to die from diarrhea if it can be helped.
>>68992074
Aber ich will ein gluhwein??
>>68992123
>0.1 Astazki
hello goldstein
>>68992164
>tfw my mom works in Accounting
memes
Got a sick book for my nameday, lads
Why dont other countries celebrate namedays?
>tfw spent almost 10 dollars on a Blue moon because I'm in an airport for a short layover and wanted a drink before my hour and a half flight which alia 3 minutes late to board.
Weweew watch them lose my bag they made me check
>>68992123
>0.1% Ashkenazi
Do they just automatically add that shit for the hell of it?
Just had the most liquid smelly shit ever in this mall restroom Hahahahaaaaa
>>68992123
Why would anybody spend the money on something like this?
>>68992211
Yep. You see it on lots of whites, I think they tack it on there if you're tangentially related to someone who "self reports" as Jewish
>>68992123
4.9%/10
rate
>>68992290
>Native American
Haha chug
>>68992213
poo in mart
>>68992290
-10/10 Literally a nigger half potato xonaiswe killing yourself
>>68992290
>10.5% native
Disgusting
>>68992213
i've been pooing a viscous sludge that floats all day
>anybody else here hate christmas?
>>68992330
how do u do fellow anglo? :v)
So I chewed two onion vitamins. Sure enough I thought hey were chews, but as it turns out the 600mg onion vitamins must be swallowed.
>>68992290
website?
>>68992330
But i'm british too, brother
>>68992437
23andme
>>68992437
23andme
Never seen these spin in my life until today
>>68992368
Nice haha I had like 4 cups of coffee at brunch this morning I think that's what is causing it
>>68992588
i got drunk and forgot to eat yesterday so i think that's been causing me to puke out my butt
>>68992123
>>68992290
I just glanced at these but they don't seem that bad >>68992437 this is ancestry.com dna test
>he doesnt have a christmas carp
>>68992722
it's not, scroll up
Top carp 2bh
>>68992737
nice ashtray?
>>68992737
i heard they do this to supposedly make the fish taste less muddy since carp are bottom feeders
>>68992768
this >>68992290 looks like ancestry not sure about >>68992123 (could also be ancestry?) not sure...
>>68992737
>>68992780
I thought it was only West Slavs who did that?
Also, do you happen to have a recipe or guide on how to prepare a carp? Or could you greentext a tl;dr version? For example I've heard that some Slavs use things like Lemon juice to get rid of the slimy/muddy texture.
goddamn i'm so hungry but still have 5 hours left in the work day
im fucking starving
>>68992851
They're both 23andme
You're replying to my picture, so I know where my results came from
Saw a Jew with his little Jew hat putting up a giant menorah in the mall
pissed me right off
>>68987657
mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once
>>68992812
Yeah they do this with lots of different fish
It just shits all its system out and then it's clean
>>68992812
Yeah, plus they do it to let the kids get attached to the carp and teach them a life lesson when they kill it for dinner lel
What games should I buy from steam?
>>68992935
Autism simulators
Steam's down right now
>>68992928
kek
for how many days do they keep it?
>>68992375
I don't care for it much, but I don't hate it.
>>68992962
It's not down tho
>>68993006
It was earlier
>>68993006
some parts are back up but not all
for example some workshops are still currently down (maybe all of them actually, I've only checked a couple of games)
>>68992854
Its not really my carp haha
>internet is too spotty to download any games
FUUUUUCKKK
I could count the number of states I've been to on one hand. Even if I cut off 3 fingers.
4chan is a website for autistic and racist people...
>>68987994
>>68993070
Ice only been to Texas and Minnesota
Fuck Minnesota
What website blocks do people use?
Adblock Plus and HTTPS everywhere doesn't seem to handle everything anymore.
>>68992737
>killing creatures that can't defend themselves from being eaten
What's the difference between Santa and me?
Santa stops at three ho's.
>>68993161
breh
got a gift card to the movie theater
what movie should i see?
>>68993161
He's in good overall emotional and physical health.
>>68993161
Nigga u ain't got no hoes
>>68993133
I would cause massive damage to my house by firing a 12 gauge directly at that thing
fuck animals dude
>>68993174
Rogue One if you haven't already seen it
I don't know what else is on
>I would cause massive damage to my house by firing a 12 gauge directly at that thing
>fuck animals dude
>>68992812
>>68992928
I thought they did it because in commie times you couldn't buy a fish just before Christmas
So they'd buy a fish earlier and keep in in the tub for christmas
>>68993189
Nice
>>68993223
Aahhh ein vaporatörmachine!?
>>68993130
I've only used adblock. I don't mind ads much, but shitty gifs are usually blocked out.
>>68993329
i've had actual pop ups on some sites when i browse the wild west parts of the internet.
one just tried to hijack my browser with a fake pop-up claiming to be an adblock update, another was a text to speech claiming I had viruses. i am scared, been years since that happened.
4chan moderators are the biggest losers on earth and janitors are beneath them
Thoughts on this movie?
>>68993390
Yeah why Mcnugget!?
>>68993456
Woody Harrelson looked weird in that movie
>>68993390
Janny is a saint
>>68993467
>Mcnugget!?
>>68993133
wouldn't you be making it live in it's own filth
>tfw I just remembered that people unironically get mittens and snow stuff for christmas
>>68993615
it's called being poor lol
Unironically only get one gift for Christmas haha
>>68992737
>>68992780
>>68992812
>>68992854
>>68987657
>>>68992812
Poor Poland
I'm home early
>>68993634
What's wrong with being poor
I want to tie a girl to a bed and never let her pee nor ever change her clothes
>>68993456
They made a vidya based on it.
It's considered on of the worst of all time.
>>68993714
seriously though
there is an assasians creed movie lmao
>>68993725
Kinky
>>68993714
Poor """people""" aren't actually people
>>68993778
kys
>not being poor the last 8 to 10 years
lmao lonerr
bought a "hillary for prison" t-shirt today
>>68993891
>slowpoke.jpg
went to a flea market
>>68993922
think about it for a second kid...
>>68993891
Make sure to buy your authentic Infowars waterfilter
>>68993778
Depends on what kind of "poor" they are
>>68993982
Flea markets are underrated. It reminds me of a fair but with more hicks
>>68994012
those things are expensive
super male vitality is also a lot
alex sells expensive snake oil
I've completely cucked Jerusalem
>>68994096
What is super male vitality supposed to do?
I've literally thought about playing video games since 12 o clock but I can't do it
At motel in florida and one of the first things that happened was a black lady yelling at a guy that she should have left him in jail
I'm scared please save me /cum/
>>68994055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHg&index=6&list=PLEJs3TbD7fqJLsnn2ZJPMMUGYpbCqJf6g
just do it...nike.
>>68994142
It grows hair on your chest
who here /femalemasking/
>>68994165
were es yur gunn?
>>68994232
4/5 Goofy's on the unsettling scale.
>>68994201
Take a step outside yourself
And turn around
Take a look at who you are
It's pretty scary
So silly
Revolting
You're not much
You can't do anything
is this what germans eat everyday?
>>68994165
You're gonna get shot
>>68994232
<her
>>68994309
Merkel sure looks pretty JUST these days...
Maybe being black isn't that bad
>>68994516
you could be poo in the loo or tiny asian man
>>68994516
The black anons in /cum/ seem to think it is.
>>68994516
t. cant tell if people are being sincere or sarcastic
>>68994274
>Goofy's
please don't remind me of that
>>68994309
No its not
>>68994343
This picture has to be taken many years ago
>>68994576
I'd rather be asian or Indian than black desu
>>68994577
It is
>>68994604
???
>>68994754
wasn't sure if it was the samefag who was talking about being poor... ignore me
>>68994754
>I'd rather be asian or Indian than black desu
Is it really that bad being black?
>american literature
>>68994950
Yeah it's pretty fucking bad
>>68994969
Nothing wrong with this
>>68994950
i think what is bad is thinking about being black while being white
So, let me see if i got this right. Mandarin Language (number 1 spoken language in China) is written entirely in Logograms (Kanji for our weeb friends) and they don't have an equivalent of Katakana and Hiragana, right?
>>68995061
So, let me see if i got this right. Do you really see yourself talking to a china man for business in the future?
>>68994969
What's wrong with this?
>>68994142
>>68994754
WTF being black > being indian.
Blacks are usually more laid back/cool/athletic than Indians.
Somehow i dislike Indians, very dirty, cant put my finger on it tho
>>68995225
indians have to be the most dorky people
>>68995131
That's my B plan, mate. If my business doesn't work out, i want to be hired for my lingual abilities. I'm currently improving my English, learning German, and i want to learn Japanese and Mandarin in the future (and HUEHUE just for fun)
>>68995000
>>68995157
retarded is a pejorative word
and god is not yet been roveen by science
also the cover design is shit
>I'm a homosexual of Hispanic descent
>>68995329
i don't think you need that many languages to make business
>>68995354
>retarded is a pejorative word
no, its an old word
>>68995329
>i want to learn Japanese and Mandarin
Asians are terrible humans anon.
>>68995380
I KNEW IT
>>68995354
>and god is not yet been proven by science
I don't think you understand the point of religion
Just ate a chicken sandwich and bacon cheeseburger off Burger King's value menu.
>>68995329
Wie war dein Tag heute?
>>68995470
did you doodle little cartoons on the wrappers thats what i always do at BK
>>68995453
>the point of religion
i know what it is and it doesn't seem like a good thing either
>>68995470
umm why dont you go to In n Out or Chipotle?
>i know what it is and it doesn't seem like a good thing either
>>68995565
If you give me your paypal info, I will pay you to stop posting.
>>68995531
>10 KB
No bueno
>If you give me your paypal info, I will pay you to stop posting.
>>68995540
I have literally never been to Chipotle
>>68995590
Pay me so I can go and get drunk instead of wasting my time here
>>68995666
Okay, Satan
>>68995590
i accept bitcoin
>>68995666
if you need a place to spend your Christmas with Satan, my door is open for the holidays.
>>68995642
WHY?
You have the best fastfood options and you dont even go there, wtf
I want to meet girls lads
>>68996065
what are girlslads?
>>68996130
he wants to meet girls boyfriends
>>68996065
Pic related is me, wanna meet up Anon ? ;)
bule
>>68996169
i'd meet my [spoiler]hand[/spoiler] with her [spoiler]hand[/spoiler]
*looks at you menacingly*
*walks towards you*
>>68996646
*tells you to go back to brit*
>>68996646
get the fuk away
>>68996684
stupid image
canadians literally don't even think of mexico, it is an entirely irrelevant place to us
truth
>>68996646
>>/brit/
Foh nigga
>>68996684
Where is Germany?
>>68996680
>>68996769
what does this have to do with brit?
>>68996291
Your man tier post
>>68991076
This tbqhwy senpai
>>68992024
Norway is ours too