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cara

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>>68978031

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/LittleMsBlue03?cf=messages

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

need some decent running shoes

any suggestions

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By the way PS4 lads if you're interested the Nier Automata and Gravity Rush 2 demos are out

>>68978052
stop posting the same picture over and over god youre so fucking stupid

>>68978076
>heteroflexible
>curvy
hmm indeed

How do you fight the urges?

>>68978086
www.decentrunningshoes.co.ck

>>68978076
grim really

SO ROCK A BYE BABY ROCK A BYE

The average Englishman has just as much in common with the Irish as the Welsh or the scots

Should either be a country of all 4 or 4 independent countries desu

>>68978097
ah yes, those are definitely things worth mentioning
*walks off and talks to a potted plant*

>>68978076
she is trying FAR too hard to be "le nerdy girl"

>>68978076
had a bit too many desserts

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rate the brekky

business idea: west midlands devolved government, same powers as scotland

>>68978135
least it'll be on the same intellectual level as you

>>68978135
really made me laugh actually

made me think of the old folks who actually talk to potted plants, really nice in a way

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>>68978103

kiira*

>>68978174
I like how you cut it up because you were insecure about eating something so phallic dipped in a poo look-a-like

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>>68978109

Fucking freezing my tits off. Whys it so cold.

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might move here

>>68978103
bit rude

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>>68978196

>>68978200
Dunnae might be the 23rd of December or something hehe

blood and wine is a good game

going to the paki barbers in a bit haha

>>68978200
global warming innit

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>>68978217
is this a real place

>>68978076
>DD/LG

Those can be really stressful man

>>68978200
turn the heating on you daft twat

>>68978181
Shan't be allowing this

t. Nottingham the Midlands engine

>>68978218
you used to never post the same picture twice now you've got lazy

maybe it's time to call it a day

>>68978257
Can't afford it.

>>68978164
>>68978123
>>68978105
she's not even fat, check the pics at the bottom

I totally would hook up with her at the minimum

>>68978266
wasnt paying attention and there was suddenly a new thread i panicked ok

dont wanna sleep but nothing to do while im up

want someone with an obscure flag to post here so i can tell them that everyone from their country should be killed

>>68978031
what type of paki is this cunt

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>>68978256

>>68978275
all your posts are shit

*draws for the mash*

>>68978285
haven't seen a new zealander in at least a day sorry

>>68978275
but you can afford internet. get your priorities right you mong

>>68978286

tunisian
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/22/506587263/what-we-know-about-anis-amri-suspect-in-berlin-market-attack

>>68978188
>kiira
this i can get on board with

>>68978275
put a jumper on you loon

>>68978310
did he died?

>>68978295
chronically butthurt fat paki detected

>>68978258
Nottingham is northern mate
The West Midlands urban area is the only place that has distinct enough culture that doesnt fall into north/south

I will spend 30(thirty) seconds drawing up whatever the first lad tells me to

>>68978310
>matey gets hit by a chair out of nowhere

>>68978280
she isn't fat by America standards

>>68978343
benis

>>68978343
you're nothing, you're a non-person. You little twerp. Insect. Fucking BUG. I'd squash you under my foot and wipe you off on the nature strip grass. Don't ever smug in this thread again, you miserable sack of shit, you fucking waste of potential, you dirty git.

>>68978343
a witch with a spooging cock

>>68978343
penetrating an apple-shaped poo with a small willy

>>68978343
your name in graffiti

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*lays the bait*

>>68978310

>riot starts immediately
>dude gets his head busted with a chair

>>68978341
Ermmm no sweety the greater east Midlands area with its capital in Nottingham is the only true part of the Midlands xx

Birmingham is just a wannabe London

>>68978383
they're all terrified because they think they're going to die and they're right

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>>68978343
would like a nice redraw desu

>>68978430
your willy's bigger than mine but my balls are bigger

>>68978359
Exactly 30 seconds

http://sketchtoy.com/67754755

>>68978430
>would like a nice redraw desu

benis

Reminder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>68978430
*scale: 100:1

>>68978430
Here you go

http://sketchtoy.com/67754756

Dodged the interview.

Booking a cancer screening right now so I don't get sanctioned.

Going to pretend a family member was recently diagnosed and I was so distraught that I had to have a screening asap.

Try and sanction me now you fucks.

>>68978494
Blimey

>>68978280
>she's not even fat, check the pics at the bottom

her face is a bit fat

>>68978383
pretty grim

>>68978310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ

>>68978501
ahh yes

this definitely happened

Howling>Screeching>Creasing>Roaring

>>68978515
Crikey

>>68978462
>http://sketchtoy.com/67754755
honhonhon le benis

>>68978515
>>68978544

oh jeez

>>68978534
Absolutely screaming

think the neighbors can hear

>>68978533
If only you knew how pathetic my life really is.

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>IV was an all around poor game
some fucker just said this the other thread unironically

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Cat hates when I try to kiss him. :(

>>68978534
Hooting at this post.

Brits, explain yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-tKToKmCFU

>>68978534
Growling

>>68978574
http://sketchtoy.com/67754771

Guffawing

I am shitting bricks right now. Been seeing this girl for a while and today she says she hasn't had her period. What do?

>>68978627

can you make another one just like that but instead of writing "oh jeez" write "nigel"

we've done a lot of truly awful things when you think about it

it's really hard to believe in the inherent goodness of people after we allowed such abhorrent things like the holocaust or slavery to happen

i mean yes, humans have done lots of great things too, but it seems our history is built upon so much needless blooshed, so much barbaric acts of violence and genocide. so much wanton destruction of life and homes and nature. is that who we are as a species?

we've got a lot of work to do to make up for the sins of our past, and our present

Chortling

>>68978663
>Been seeing this girl for a while and today she says she hasn't had her period.

FONT

>>68978621
yeah we know he's a colossal twat and a complete embarrassment but for some reason they can't seem to get rid of Jimmy Carr

>>68978663
Haha hetero.

>>68978663
kick her in the stomach

>>68978667
Yeah sure mate here you go

http://sketchtoy.com/67754775

it's perfectly fine to pronounce foreign names in a foreign accent

Snickering

lads, need a quick easy gift for the mother
got some chocs for daddy but can't think of anything
preferabley something i can purchase off amazon

>>68978663
Fucking nonce cunt

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>>68978609
that dude has food in this mouth

*sends arms to the moderate Syrian rebels*

>>68978663
Run away and become a doctor in the congo

>tfw gf won't have sex more than once a day

life is so painful

>>68978663
probably stress in the lead up to christmas

>>68978672
that's deep bro
real deep
how deep?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482238791944.webm
this deep

>>68978698
https://youtu.be/nn9Wcy88Np4

>>68978714
>dude
foy

A plane has just been hijacked in Malta & the news would rather report that our queen has a fucking cold!

World's gone mad

>>68978731
mate

>>68978663
kill her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9zfwHVFqv4

Literally me

>>68978759
Ah yes Malta
*opens google maps*

>>68978759

damn, malta's still a part of europe

>>68978731
that's deep bro
real deep
how deep?
Sandeep.
*bollywood music starts playing*
*bhangra dances out of the room*

>>68978744
he pronounces kabul wrong though, that's just overcompensating

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buying myself a new bed for christmas lads

>>68978796
Point still stands though, you wouldnt say an American place name in an American accent

Sleeping's pretty great

>>68978759
hope she dies x

>>68978759
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38416112

no longer just a hijacking, but a full fuckin plane hostage crisis

*shares this thread on facebook*

>>68978831
You french fuck you didn't respond to my picture

>>68978501
Alright, the receptionist at the doctors said the first appointment will be on wednesday.

For a sick note now I'll have to tell my doctor I was too anxious for the interview.

This is really going to make me look like a spacker in front of him, especially since he tried to diagnose me with anxiety and I lied on the mental health form questionnaire to make me look like a normie.

Not having a great day 2bh.

>>68978844
*puts on nazi visor cap and runs off to /pol/ waving my arms*
IT'S HAPPENING

just reheated last night's leftover fish and chips for breakfast
ngl it was pretty grim

>>68978851
hey thats enough of that

>>68978851
Pretty good benis

>>68978823
no but you'd pronounce it like it's meant to sound accounting for different accents

kabul is not "kahble" it's "kah-bull"

>The website of the German magazine Spiegel reports that among the victims of the Berlin attack there are six men and six women.

>The female victims include women from Czech Republic, Italy and Israel.

Do you think he gets bonus virgins for getting an Israeli or does it not count if it was just a fluke?

>>68978866
poverty makes me feel sad

>>68978860
fuck off poleaboo

>>68978903
I'm not that spastic.

>>68978898
if poverty is being fiscally responsible then i don't want to be rich

>>68978894
>fluke
the very idea is blasphemous in pisslam

going to stop taking my meds lads. hopefully feel bad enough to kill myself by new year

i'm a devout atheist (previously catholic)

Reckon the ol religion of peace might be behind the hijacking?

religion is stupid 2bh

but islam is especially stupid

Can't believe the Queen has a cold lads

Hope Harry squirts a fat load of spunk in her tea and gives her HIV aswell

>>68978890
Forget about how he pronounced it in the video, it's the point that matters

His Shetland accent is absolute shite but it still gets the point across

People just arbitrarily pick and choose which foreign place names to pronounce in the local accent

currently enjoying the "weather is terrible so i dont feel bad about staying in" episode

>>68978866
had beans & sausage on toast, was nice

Do you lads like the queen

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>religion is stupid 2bh

>but islam is especially stupid

>>68978993
prefer not to say

>>68978958
>devout atheist
Why is the atheist identify even a thing, it should already be a given

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>>68978974
disgusting mental image

>>68978988
ones without a standardised rp pronunciation are pronounced in a foreign accent
>pronunciation pronuncation
hehe

wish you would all fuck off

>>68978993
she's a bit shit desu, very bland compared that what we've had in history

>>68978965
>>68979005
agreed :)

>>68979005
Hey i think that

Please delete this post

quick reminder that the deadline for christmas gf 2016 is less than 48 hours away

>>68978993
I want her to stop being neutral desu now that she's nearly dead.

>>68979060
gfs are overrated

>>68979060
Quick reminder that i accomplished Christmas gf 2016 last week and fell in love with her haha

>>68978991
http://sketchtoy.com/67754796

My beans and sausage on toast desu

>>68979060
Had my one sex in 2016 already mate I'm done

both of my parents come from troubled working class backgrounds but worked their arses off and now live an extremely comfy upper middle class lifestyle. good for them.

social mobility exists. you just have to put in the graft for it.

>>68978974
fuck off republican

who here doing /friend2017/

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He's still lovely though.

>>68979101
therapist is forcing me to

>>68978993
>having a monarch
the absolute state desu but gavins and staceys countrywide are too stupid to realise how much of a meme monarchy is

>>68979101
me

>>68979101
me

>>68979091
what year were they born

>faith in religion declines as a society goes downhill
hmm yes

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>68979091
**social mobility existed when they were young

>>68979129
yeah i guess people like you want a caliphate instead, right?

>>68979163
the mum

>>68979177
no i want a republic my good man :) nice defensiveness though you clearly know your ideas will stand up to scrutiny

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miss the the pre internet and cell phone days lads

spent a lot more time outside and meeting up with friends was always a game of phone tag

>tfw you'd call your gf's house and her dad would answer the phone

tv debates are beyond pointless

so they finally got the part, fitted it and my clutch still doesn't work
looks like i won't be getting my car before christmas then
ree

>>68979205
so r u

>>68979159
next time you have a toothache then go to your local mystic man for walkabouts and solvent therapy

>>68979198
the people you want to bring here en masse dont believe in republics though

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>>68979203
>>tfw you'd call your gf's house and her dad would answer the phone
haha y-yeah know that feel completely

>>68979225
God gave us the ability to invent dentistry you filthy west brit bastard

>>68979225
toothache mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSGMg8GTLw

>>68979203
t. 40 yo

any sad man in

>>68979236
please try and focus on what we're talking about mate, not once have i mentioned immigration or my political position on immigration :)

>>68979244
West Brits are glorious Anglo Irish master race

>>68979253
ummmm i'm SURE we voted brexit

>>68979203
>calling a mate and you'd have to ring their house, speak to their parents or whoever the gay else and tell them you want to speak to their kid
I never really found it embarrassing or anything though

any melan in

>>68979275
West Brits are Norman

Is there a single good christmas song other than fairytale of new york?

*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*

>>68979244
why the fuck do we need him/her then

any christmas man in

>>68979275
what about east paddys

>>68979280
great post

>>68979292
Hallo?

>>68979268
pretty obvious though.

>>68979291
Fuck off fenian bastard

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>>68979294
>him/her
>her
Get a load of this fucker

>Applied for job
>Thought the interview went really well
>'We're making decisions and will let you know this week'
>Interview was Monday
>It's nearly the end of Friday

Am I right to assume they've offered it to somebody else and they're just waiting for them to confirm before rejecting the other candidates?

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Hmmm

>>68979292
moshi moshi

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>>68979292
who's dat
where'd you get my number
how'd you get dat

THE GREAT DEBATE LADS

http://www.strawpoll.me/11940807
http://www.strawpoll.me/11940807
http://www.strawpoll.me/11940807

>>68979291
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is good too

>>68979314
*hangs up*

>>68979339
Hello this is Bruce, is Sally there?

>>68979334
why is she hitting herself lol stupid idiot

>>68979324
more likely they've dropped the ball since it's christmas

>>68979277
me too desu
>hello, is deano there?
>yes he's here just give me a minute and i'll get him

>>68979294
>her
>our father, who art in heaven

>>68979310
East Paddys are Scouse la'

>>68979291
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64

hate unelected european leaders lads
love the queen though

>>68979355
yes she's here just give me a minute and i'll get her

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>>68979334

Bf kissed me again this morning after not speaking to me since Monday.

oh god i just remember this time i asked a lass to dance with me and she turned me down FUCK

>when you knocked on a mate to play for the first time and you got the wrong house
must've took that old lady 20 minutes to stand up aswell

>>68979276
ah yes, the famous breggsit

>>68979364
Yes just give me a minute and I'll reply

>>68979364
white brummies are too
we have the biggest paddy parade in UK

>>68979364
Liverpool should become a city-state and join the Republic desu

Greetings to our brothers in the Netherlands!

>>68979376
*does a wait*

*bluetooths you a video of a pig getting beheaded by a chainsaw*

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>>68978031
>assault lorries
givin' back

>>68979317
to arseume make an arse out of u and me

>>68979434
shan't be reading a single atom of that image

at what age did you realise that multiculturalism was a sham

>>68979424
cool do you have paki rap as well?

Did a very short but quite thick poo

>he's not from the north west

don't even address me you pathetic little amoeba

I used to swipe things off counters when my willy was hard, used to amuse my bf haha.

if everyone at the market had also been in trucks no one would have got killed

>>68979471
mc smally ye i am the best
if you didn't know im from the north west

>>68979453
only for old world countries not you cultureless new world cretins

>>68979453
the stone age

>>68979453
Age 3 when I mixed some lovely, bright and vibrant colours together and got nothing but a dull shade of brown

>>68979453
right about the time the right wing/mainstream media started complaining about it

>>68979360
It's funny that I used to ring up a household without caring but nowadays I don't even answer the house phone I let my parents do it cuz I don't want to speak to niggas

>>68979463
yeah mate hang on
*sends you a video of a woman shoving a dildo down some lad's japseye until his dick splits*

>>68979492
this 2bh

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>>68978283
better idea: stop posting this shitty meme, Cara's not even a looker.

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>>68979434
>two (2) of my posts there

>>68979481
heehee

>>68979526
delete this frog mate

>>68979527
tell me which ones they are so i can delete them

>>68979526
Chuir cara liom a mhéar fhada inti taobh amuigh den dioscó faoi aois i gCeatharlach uair amháin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-ItRoHJM0

Really wish I had a drug dealer.

>>68979434
>was in those threads and remember those posts
>none of mine made it
doing a 'cide

>>68979554
no lad it's not often I'm on /brit/ to get put on a le ebin meme screencap

i don't believe in god or aliens but i do believe in ghosts

it's funny how christians are rasheed apologists

>>68979595
in that case tell me which ones they are so i can highlight them and give you more recognition

Still waiting for evidence that Syrian Army "entered homes & slaughtered civilians" after liberating Aleppo

>>68979630
68825852 and 68826089
only the highest quality posts mate

>>68979434
all me

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>>68979434
>>68979527
>>68979590

i created that thread :) ))

Tiocfaidh ár lá? More like Tiocfaidh nah la'

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>>68979642
shall be deleting these posts imminently

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any normies in here

i wanna give you a black eye Friday

>>68979664
Clever post
t. Fenian

>welsh
>gaelic

should castrate anyone who speaks these meme langauges tb h

>>68979637
>Head of the UN's human rights office Rupert Colville said that six different sources had confirmed 82 non-combatants were shot in four different neighbourhoods overnight on Monday. The reports included 11 women and 13 children killed.

then again the old rebels aren't averse to a war crime or two

need a poo

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>>68979685
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MELEE COMBAT

>my top songs 2016 on Spotify

Christ this is the runtiest playlist ever

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>>68979559
Yeah, yeah, yeah. “A mate of mine put his finger inside her outside a teenage disco in Carlow once.”
Saorse also goes into [see image] for me.

>>68979590
my advice: try makıng a humorous post the next time something noteworthy happens or one that amuses a few fellow posters.

Cum, they told me,
Pa rump bum bum bum
Our new born ring to see,
Pa rump bum bum bum
Our finest tits we bring,
Pa rump bum bum bum
To lay down with the king,
Pa rump bum bum bum,
Ra bum bum bum,
Ra bum bum arse

>>68979752
>can't even spell Saoirse
West Brits are a disgrace

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can feel a poo coming

having a lovely wanky time

>looks at my YouTube reccomendations
>it's all anime and kpop shit
Ahh yes.

>>68979700
Feels like living in a sandy place just make you want to do war crimes.

mad how basically no-one posts anime in here anymore

is /brit/ finally a truly normie general?

Just finished a cheeky home workout

>Pullups
>Overheads
>DB rows
>Weighted push-ups
>Hammer curl/trip extension supersets
>Ab wheel roll outs

Very cheeky indeed

>>68979700
all rebel sources methinks

>>68979807
if you post on 4chan you're not a normie

>>68979807
i'm an abnormie and i don't watch anime

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for lunch I will mainly be eating still-warm coop sausage rolls (6 for £1) and drinking hot chocolate

>>68979819
*5 rubles have been deposited into your account*

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>>68979807
I stopped anime posting because it's filled with runts who have only watched K-On! and a single episode of Kiniro Mosaic.

>>68979830
/b/ and /soc/ are infested with normies

>>68979863
>little girl cartoon elitism

take a long hard look at yourself

>>68979863
whats the disastrous life of saiki k like?
seems like normie anime, might be a good way in

christmas is about family, not gfs

who wants to start doing pilates with me

will be producing 2 pies later

>wake up
>eat brekky
>load my favourite websites and read everything new
>eat lunch
>refresh my favourite websites hoping for new things. there usually aren't any
>eat dinner
>maybe have a shower
>keep refreshing my favourite websites for new things until 4am
>sleep

end my pathetic life please

>>68979923
>not having a wank

>>68979923
throw a few wanks and poos in there lad and you're living the dream

cannae believe it's getting dark already

to protect ourselves against assault lorries, every citizen should be given a special portable deployable bollard

your thoughts?

scotland? more like scrotumland

>>68979937
i only have the energy for that every few days
>>68979942
forgot to say i poo before the shower

>>68979951
just design cities to avoid open spaces exposed to roads without bollards

>>68979923
Why aren't you playing vidya

[spoiler]Or at least looking for a fucking job[/spoiler]

england? more like pengland

>>68979987
>>68979987
>>68979987
Nooo

when I was unemployed I used to watch Question Time every week, but I haven't seen an episode since before the EU referendum now

might watch the latest 'sode on the iplayer

the perpetuation of the santa claus lie is damaging to children

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>68979992
>Why aren't you playing vidya
im not good at them
>[spoiler]Or at least looking for a fucking job[/spoiler]
i do but keep getting rejected

>>68979919
>pilates
talk to my mo'

>>68979916
>christmas morning of 2022
>a frigid but cozy day
>roll over and greet your serious gf of 4 years
>have breakfast together and go to your parents house with some special gifts in hand
>next to the tree having coffee and tea with them
>put in the launch codes to activate your Trump Gift Drone®
>it starts spinning in circles like an apache helicopter wildly distributing gifts left and right
>gives your parents a photo of an ultrasound - your gf is pregnant with triplets
>the drone settles down and pops open, presenting a wedding ring to your gf

gfs can be family too, you can develop a very close relationship with her

>AI starts taking over industries
>lots of unemployed people
>now the richest don't have to pay salaries, they make and hoard even more money

ah yes capitalism, the system works

>get informal job offer
>need to sort shit out with em
>they've all gone on holiday meanwhile i'm still waiting on the official job offer

scared lads